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payguhn

Rank	Item	Quantity
#96	Überraschthexengebräu	2
#233	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	8
#42	1-ball	237
#30	1/6th Pound Cake	3
#18	17-ball	1
#188	1952 Mickey Mantle card	3
#40	2-ball	257
#37	3-ball	286
#222	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#39	4-ball	235
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#38	5-ball	221
#41	6-ball	231
#43	7-ball	254
#56	8-ball	1,124
#290	9-ball	3
#306	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	3
#22	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#568	ASCII shirt	2
#84	Abyssal ember	1
#70	Adventurer bobblehead	2
#35	Aerheads	1
#269	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#226	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#220	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#227	Alice's Army Coward	1
#151	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#70	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#65	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#29	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#56	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#255	Alice's Army Guard	1
#245	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#208	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#222	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#220	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#259	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#158	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#253	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#254	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#255	Alice's Army Page	1
#262	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#248	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#251	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#252	Alice's Army Wallman	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#71	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	4
#61	Amulet of Yendor	310
#57	Ancient Protector Soda	11
#210	Ancient Saucehelm	9
#835	Angelhair Culottes	1
#170	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#73	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#192	Argarggagarg's fang	8
#784	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#57	Atomic Pop	21
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#311	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1046	BGE merchandise order form	1
#239	BGE pocket calendar	3
#507	BGE shotglass	17
#674	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#634	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#98	BOOterfinger	2
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#499	BRICKO brick	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#450	BRICKO eye brick	1
#19	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#110	BRICKO pearl	1
#33	BRICKO pyramid	1
#39	BRICKO python	1
#106	BRICKO reactor	1
#54	BRICKO trunk	1
#617	BURT	1
#74	Bag o' Tricks	1
#148	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	7
#154	Barney's rake	1
#611	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#4298	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#823	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#478	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	3
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#98	Beignet Milgranet	1
#161	Belt of Howling Anger	2
#561	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#406	Bit O' Ectoplasm	5
#57	Bit O' Quail Spleen	2
#229	BitterSweetTarts	1
#49	BittyCar HotCar	1
#408	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#101	Blatantly Canadian	64
#906	Bling of the New Wave	1
#64	Blizzards I Have Died In	8
#100	Blood 'n' Plenty	4
#398	Blood Light	7
#52	Blue Diamond of Honesty	9
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#343	Bone's Farm "wine"	5
#2381	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#118	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	1
#200	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#740	Boss Bat bling	4
#2260	Boss Bat britches	2
#297	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	12
#68	Bright Water	1
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#257	Bulky Buddy Box	11
#280	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#204	C.H.U.M. knife	5
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#481	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#289	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#468	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#476	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#750	CRIMBCO mug	13
#1465	CRIMBCO scrip	10
#747	CRIMBCO wine	10
#1701	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#173	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#180	CSA bravery badge	1
#230	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#224	CSA discount card	1
#407	CSA fire-starting kit	1
#179	CSA obedience grenade	2
#181	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#105	Carol of the Bulls	1
#104	Carol of the Hells	1
#100	Carol of the Thrills	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#311	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#28	Chester's Aquarius medallion	2
#49	Chester's bag of candy	2
#25	Chester's cutoffs	3
#182	Chester's moustache	1
#27	Chester's muscle shirt	2
#89	Chester's sunglasses	1
#50	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#146	Chorale of Companionship	1
#38	Chubby and Plump bar	1
#101	Cinco Mayo Lager	3
#475	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#73	Cloaca Cola Polar	71
#821	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	3
#998	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#992	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#154	Cloak of Dire Shadows	2
#244	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#280	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1871	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#398	Colander of Em-er'il	6
#212	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	5
#91	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#35	Cookbook of the Damned	11
#668	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#247	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3
#465	Corpse Island iced tea	11
#190	Cosmic Calorie	1
#112	Cracklin' Oat Bran	1
#132	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#364	Crimbo Factory surprise box	2
#110	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#486	Crimbo candied pecan	22
#371	Crimbo fudge	30
#488	Crimbo peppermint bark	21
#16	Crimbo sapling	1
#98	Crimbo stocking	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#276	Crimbonium fuel rod	3
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#134	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#109	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#229	Crimbot battery	2
#296	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	7
#96	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	5
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#74	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	7
#192	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	2
#245	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#119	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	4
#192	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	2
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#241	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	11
#172	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	2
#220	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#295	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	7
#221	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	5
#129	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	3
#217	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	16
#188	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	7
#231	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	12
#202	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	6
#236	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	11
#84	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	6
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#178	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#75	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#53	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#102	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	1
#112	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	59
#66	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#253	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	2
#117	Crimbuccaneer shirt	1
#78	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#78	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
#1538	Crimbuck	162
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#2248	Crown of the Goblin King	7
#17	DIY protonic accelerator kit	1
#27	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	1
#317	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#1295	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#2660	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#453	Disco Banjo	1
#30	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
#1141	Dolphin King's crown	3
#1106	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#241	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	4
#877	Drowsy Sword	17
#26	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#998	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#1415	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1375	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#422	Eau de Guaneau	1
#269	Ecto-Cooler	4
#478	El Sombrero De Lopez	5
#492	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#193	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#322	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#223	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	2
#414	Elder Turtle Shell	6
#52	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#68	Elf Army machine parts	31
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
#296	Elf Guard MPC	2
#75	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#81	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#53	Elf Guard mouthknife	3
#93	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	1
#80	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#45	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#467	Elmley shades	1
#212	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#40	Eye and a Twist	1
#787	FDKOL commendation	11
#271	FDKOL hotcakes	11
#839	Feynman gate	10
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#210	Frosty's carrot	1
#369	Frosty's frosty mug	4
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#195	Frosty's nailbat	1
#17	Frosty's old silk hat	4
#30	Frosty's snowball sack	2
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#126	Fudgie Roll	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#604	Gaia beads	1
#506	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#263	Game Grid token	1
#517	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#276	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#12	Girdle of Hatred	1
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#593	Gnollish toolbox	2
#440	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#613	Go-Wassail	21
#65	Golden Mean	1
#335	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#722	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#153	Greaves of the Murk Lord	2
🥉	Green Clover of Justice	145
#228	Gummi-DNA	4
#113	Gummy Brains	3
#490	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	3
#423	Heimandatz's heart	4
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#569	Hippy Army MPE	1
#91	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#87	Hodgman's almanac	1
#274	Hodgman's blanket	5
#43	Hodgman's bow tie	2
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#26	Hodgman's garbage sticker	2
#136	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#124	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#174	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#167	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#130	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#64	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#144	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#673	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#533	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#21	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#108	Instant Karma	100
#1670	Iron Beta of Industry	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#254	Jocko Homo's head	7
#61	Kiss the Knob apron	2
#169	Kissin' Cousins	5
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#475	Knob Goblin elite shirt	10
#82	Knob Goblin lunchbox	23
#823	Knob mushroom	1
#1019	Knoll mushroom	1
#86	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	15
#719	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#322	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	32
#669	LED block	1
#61	LOLmec statuette	1
#552	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#253	Lars the Cyberian	2
#83	Lead Zeta of Chastity	2
#529	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#134	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#13	License To Kill	7
#30	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	1
#49	Loathing Legion knife	1
#108	Lobos Mints	4
#522	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#39	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	11
#1459	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	15
#50	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1,130
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#1199	M-242	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#72	Mae West with a fly in it	5
#46	Manual of Lock Picking	1
#44	March hat	1
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#50	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#130	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#122	Mark of the Ghost	1
#132	Mark of the Skeleton	1
#126	Mark of the Zombie	1
#225	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#517	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	2
#77	Mayflower bouquet	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#60	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
#876	Microplushie: Bropane	2
#836	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#888	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#747	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#981	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#996	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#915	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1005	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#948	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#958	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#15	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#615	Mob Penguin protection contract	1
#55	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	1
#101	Morto Moreto	1
#78	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#462	Mr. Joe's bangles	2
#1843	Mr. Mediocrebar	12
#91	Muschat	1
#46	My First Paycheck envelope	1
#155	NPZR chemistry set	37
#96	Necrotelicomnicon	8
#48	Neverending Party invitation envelope	1
#427	Newbiesport™ tent	2
#725	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#1191	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	2
#298	Nightstalker perfume	5
#80	Northern pemmican	2
#182	Nuclear Blastball	5
#82	Okee-Dokee soda	6
#215	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#16	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	3
#101	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#234	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	6
#25	Ol' Scratch's stove door	2
#13	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	5
#864	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#49	Oscus's dumpster waders	2
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#108	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#195	Oscus's pelt	1
#609	PADL Phone	1
🥇	PARTY HARD T-shirt	1
#239	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#23	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	1
#291	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#13	Peek-a-Boo!	1
#79	Piddles	41
#811	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#81	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	1
🥈	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#165	Pokëmann band-aid	2
#11	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	74
#19	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	28
#57	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	9
#21	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	29
#54	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	17
#20	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	31
#45	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	25
#57	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	9
#60	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	15
#13	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	70
#60	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	9
#35	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	27
#17	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	56
#34	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	30
#13	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	84
#64	Polka Pop	28
#474	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#252	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#31	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	5
#64	Putrid Pendant	1
#178	Racisto Ruidoso	1
#282	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#107	Rattlin' Chains	3
#258	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#253	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	7
#99	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#644	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#114	Russian Ice	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#122	Safari Jack's moustache	10
#39	Salsa de las Epocas	3
#420	Scalp of Gorgolok	7
#50	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	1
#578	Schrödinger's thermos	19
#125	Science Notebook	1
#263	Sensual Massage for Creeps	5
#402	Silver Bullet beer	4
#78	Sinful Desires	10
#24	Single Alice's Army Foil	1
#187	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	4
#73	Small Medium	1
#151	Sogg-Os	1
#49	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	1
#52	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	1
#46	Source terminal INGRAM chip	1
#48	Source terminal SCRAM chip	1
#50	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	1
#16	Spacegate access badge	1
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
#921	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#25	Staff of the Electric Range	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#76	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#99	Star Spawn	1
#277	Steal This Candy	8
#82	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	1
#79	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	1
#69	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	1
#72	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	1
#5	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	129
#78	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	1
#76	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	1
#79	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	1
#4	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	136
#72	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	1
#64	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	1
#77	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	1
#5	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	129
#78	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	1
#62	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	1
#945	Summer Nights	1
#200	Swizzler	34
#211	Sword of Dark Omens	1
#63	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	1
#156	TI-9000 calculator	5
#411	Tales from the Fireside	3
#588	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	4
#68	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#17	Telltale™ rubber heart	90
#98	Temps Tempranillo	1
#397	The Art of Slapfighting	2
#156	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	9
#137	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#39	The Big Book of Every Skill	1
#149	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	31
#81	The Bomb	1
#524	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#66	The Emperor's new hat	1
#64	The Emperor's new pants	1
#81	The Emperor's new shirt	1
🥉	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
#54	The Imploded World	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#82	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#493	The Joy of Wassailing	6
#48	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#427	The Mariachi's guitar case	4
#32	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#9	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	1
#10	The Nuge's favorite crossbow	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#99	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
#7	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	88
#69	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	7
#133	Thwaitgold ant statuette	7
#118	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	3
#496	Thwaitgold bee statuette	5
#22	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	24
#94	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	7
#157	Thwaitgold bug statuette	10
#1014	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#334	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	1
#631	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	4
#402	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#176	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	4
#179	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	17
#152	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	4
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