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payguhn

Rank	Item	Quantity
#97	Überraschthexengebräu	2
#233	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	8
#43	1-ball	237
#30	1/6th Pound Cake	3
#18	17-ball	1
#190	1952 Mickey Mantle card	3
#40	2-ball	257
#38	3-ball	286
#220	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#40	4-ball	235
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#38	5-ball	221
#42	6-ball	231
#43	7-ball	254
#57	8-ball	1,124
#296	9-ball	3
#309	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	3
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#569	ASCII shirt	2
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#71	Adventurer bobblehead	2
#36	Aerheads	1
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#73	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	4
#63	Amulet of Yendor	310
#57	Ancient Protector Soda	11
#214	Ancient Saucehelm	9
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#171	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#70	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#197	Argarggagarg's fang	8
#787	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#56	Atomic Pop	21
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#311	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#241	BGE pocket calendar	3
#507	BGE shotglass	17
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#99	BOOterfinger	2
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#450	BRICKO eye brick	1
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#630	BURT	1
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#150	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	7
#156	Barney's rake	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#4296	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#479	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	3
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#163	Belt of Howling Anger	2
#562	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#408	Bit O' Ectoplasm	5
#62	Bit O' Quail Spleen	2
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#101	Blatantly Canadian	64
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#65	Blizzards I Have Died In	8
#100	Blood 'n' Plenty	4
#398	Blood Light	7
#53	Blue Diamond of Honesty	9
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#344	Bone's Farm "wine"	5
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#119	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	1
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#740	Boss Bat bling	4
#2262	Boss Bat britches	2
#302	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	12
#68	Bright Water	1
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#255	Bulky Buddy Box	11
#282	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#205	C.H.U.M. knife	5
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#288	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#751	CRIMBCO mug	13
#1462	CRIMBCO scrip	10
#747	CRIMBCO wine	10
#1703	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#229	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#225	CSA discount card	1
#408	CSA fire-starting kit	1
#179	CSA obedience grenade	2
#179	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#29	Chester's Aquarius medallion	2
#53	Chester's bag of candy	2
#26	Chester's cutoffs	3
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#29	Chester's muscle shirt	2
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#43	Chubby and Plump bar	1
#101	Cinco Mayo Lager	3
#476	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#73	Cloaca Cola Polar	71
#823	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	3
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#156	Cloak of Dire Shadows	2
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1869	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#401	Colander of Em-er'il	6
#213	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	5
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#35	Cookbook of the Damned	11
#673	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#249	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3
#466	Corpse Island iced tea	11
#188	Cosmic Calorie	1
#115	Cracklin' Oat Bran	1
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#373	Crimbo Factory surprise box	2
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#490	Crimbo candied pecan	22
#372	Crimbo fudge	30
#489	Crimbo peppermint bark	21
#15	Crimbo sapling	1
#96	Crimbo stocking	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#278	Crimbonium fuel rod	3
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#229	Crimbot battery	2
#295	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	7
#95	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	5
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#74	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	7
#191	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	2
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#118	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	4
#192	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	2
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#205	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#240	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	11
#171	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	2
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#294	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	7
#221	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	5
#128	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	3
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	16
#187	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	7
#230	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	12
#201	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	6
#236	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	11
#83	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	6
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#59	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#109	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	1
#131	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	59
#73	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#305	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	2
#127	Crimbuccaneer shirt	1
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
#1538	Crimbuck	162
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#2255	Crown of the Goblin King	7
#16	DIY protonic accelerator kit	1
#26	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	1
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#1297	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#29	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
#1139	Dolphin King's crown	3
#1107	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#244	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	4
#879	Drowsy Sword	17
#28	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#271	Ecto-Cooler	4
#479	El Sombrero De Lopez	5
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#226	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	2
#414	Elder Turtle Shell	6
#51	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#79	Elf Army machine parts	31
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
#348	Elf Guard MPC	2
#83	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#90	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#62	Elf Guard mouthknife	3
#107	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	1
#84	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#54	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#42	Eye and a Twist	1
#785	FDKOL commendation	11
#272	FDKOL hotcakes	11
#837	Feynman gate	10
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#212	Frosty's carrot	1
#369	Frosty's frosty mug	4
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#17	Frosty's old silk hat	4
#30	Frosty's snowball sack	2
#62	Frown Exerciser	1
#126	Fudgie Roll	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#508	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#264	Game Grid token	1
#519	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#12	Girdle of Hatred	1
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#594	Gnollish toolbox	2
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#614	Go-Wassail	21
#66	Golden Mean	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#153	Greaves of the Murk Lord	2
🥉	Green Clover of Justice	145
#230	Gummi-DNA	4
#112	Gummy Brains	3
#490	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	3
#425	Heimandatz's heart	4
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#275	Hodgman's blanket	5
#42	Hodgman's bow tie	2
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#26	Hodgman's garbage sticker	2
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#65	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#144	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#112	Instant Karma	100
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#258	Jocko Homo's head	7
#61	Kiss the Knob apron	2
#169	Kissin' Cousins	5
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#476	Knob Goblin elite shirt	10
#82	Knob Goblin lunchbox	23
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#89	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	15
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#324	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	32
#669	LED block	1
#62	LOLmec statuette	1
#550	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#254	Lars the Cyberian	2
#86	Lead Zeta of Chastity	2
#526	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#135	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#11	License To Kill	7
#29	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	1
#47	Loathing Legion knife	1
#108	Lobos Mints	4
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#40	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	11
#1462	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	15
#53	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1,130
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#1200	M-242	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#75	Mae West with a fly in it	5
#48	Manual of Lock Picking	1
#44	March hat	1
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#44	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#125	Mark of the Ghost	1
#133	Mark of the Skeleton	1
#127	Mark of the Zombie	1
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#518	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	2
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#60	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
#875	Microplushie: Bropane	2
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#889	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#751	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#984	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#998	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#918	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1008	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#952	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#961	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#615	Mob Penguin protection contract	1
#50	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	1
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#80	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#462	Mr. Joe's bangles	2
#1839	Mr. Mediocrebar	12
#91	Muschat	1
#52	My First Paycheck envelope	1
#155	NPZR chemistry set	37
#97	Necrotelicomnicon	8
#53	Neverending Party invitation envelope	1
#434	Newbiesport™ tent	2
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#1202	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	2
#298	Nightstalker perfume	5
#84	Northern pemmican	2
#181	Nuclear Blastball	5
#82	Okee-Dokee soda	6
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#17	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	3
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#232	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	6
#26	Ol' Scratch's stove door	2
#15	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	5
#872	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#48	Oscus's dumpster waders	2
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#193	Oscus's pelt	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
🥇	PARTY HARD T-shirt	1
#238	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#23	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#13	Peek-a-Boo!	1
#78	Piddles	41
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#84	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	1
🥉	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#166	Pokëmann band-aid	2
#11	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	74
#20	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	28
#58	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	9
#21	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	29
#54	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	17
#20	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	31
#45	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	25
#57	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	9
#59	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	15
#13	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	70
#60	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	9
#35	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	27
#18	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	56
#34	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	30
#13	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	84
#64	Polka Pop	28
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#31	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	5
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#177	Racisto Ruidoso	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#107	Rattlin' Chains	3
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#253	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	7
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#114	Russian Ice	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#124	Safari Jack's moustache	10
#39	Salsa de las Epocas	3
#420	Scalp of Gorgolok	7
#50	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	1
#579	Schrödinger's thermos	19
#125	Science Notebook	1
#263	Sensual Massage for Creeps	5
#404	Silver Bullet beer	4
#78	Sinful Desires	10
#24	Single Alice's Army Foil	1
#190	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	4
#70	Small Medium	1
#153	Sogg-Os	1
#50	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	1
#53	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	1
#46	Source terminal INGRAM chip	1
#48	Source terminal SCRAM chip	1
#50	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	1
#15	Spacegate access badge	1
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#25	Staff of the Electric Range	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#60	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#100	Star Spawn	1
#278	Steal This Candy	8
#83	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	1
#81	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	1
#70	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	1
#74	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	1
#6	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	129
#81	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	1
#77	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	1
#83	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	1
#5	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	136
#74	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	1
#69	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	1
#80	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	1
#6	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	129
#82	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	1
#65	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	1
#945	Summer Nights	1
#200	Swizzler	34
#212	Sword of Dark Omens	1
#63	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	1
#157	TI-9000 calculator	5
#409	Tales from the Fireside	3
#587	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	4
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#19	Telltale™ rubber heart	90
#98	Temps Tempranillo	1
#396	The Art of Slapfighting	2
#158	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	9
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#41	The Big Book of Every Skill	1
#150	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	31
#82	The Bomb	1
#526	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#67	The Emperor's new hat	1
#65	The Emperor's new pants	1
#82	The Emperor's new shirt	1
🥉	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
#53	The Imploded World	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#82	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#493	The Joy of Wassailing	6
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#432	The Mariachi's guitar case	4
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#10	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	1
#10	The Nuge's favorite crossbow	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#98	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
#7	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	88
#72	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	7
#133	Thwaitgold ant statuette	7
#136	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	3
#497	Thwaitgold bee statuette	5
#22	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	24
#97	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	7
#157	Thwaitgold bug statuette	10
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#352	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	1
#645	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	4
#415	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#178	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	4
#180	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	17
#168	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	4
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#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
#3932	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#18	tiny plastic Bar	1
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#1160	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#3177	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
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#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3938	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
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#3079	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#796	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#18	tiny plastic Cafe	1
#1326	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
#36	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#8191	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#1156	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
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#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
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#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#20	tiny plastic Factory	1
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#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#247	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	4
#2805	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	2
#3874	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#1357	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#1767	tiny plastic Hellion	4
#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#785	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
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#3871	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#2771	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	2
#3894	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1317	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
#3870	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1139	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#1340	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#3905	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#2744	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	2
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#1520	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	3
#2059	tiny plastic The Man	2
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#1741	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	4
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#3856	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4021	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#1375	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#2192	tiny plastic anime smiley	3
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#1754	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	4
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#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#8127	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
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#2791	tiny plastic beanbat	2
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#1349	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#4480	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#1328	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#8174	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3954	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#2767	tiny plastic briefcase bat	2
#1342	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#1345	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
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#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#8094	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#6239	tiny plastic coffee pixie	2
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#2096	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	2
#1764	tiny plastic cubist bull	4
#2768	tiny plastic demoninja	2
#36	tiny plastic dining car	1
#4497	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#3876	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#2760	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	2
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#1130	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#2799	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	2
#38	tiny plastic food lab	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8186	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#2135	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	3
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8058	tiny plastic grue	1
#3894	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#1340	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#8068	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#2184	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	3
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3837	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#1343	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#6160	tiny plastic mosquito	2
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#1337	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#2800	tiny plastic ninja snowman	2
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#39	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#2601	tiny plastic pastamancer	2
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#8099	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#2796	tiny plastic scary clown	2
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#3850	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#1126	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#2764	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	2
#8224	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8159	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8136	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4037	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#127	tiny plastic sword	1
#2764	tiny plastic taco cat	2
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#3860	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#2751	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	2
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#2107	tiny plastic whitesnake	3
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#1766	tiny plastic zmobie	4
#488	tip jar	1
#73	toasted brie	1
#86	tobiko marble soda	1
#90	tobiko pocky	1
#96	tobiko-infused sake	1
#266	toe jam	1
#376	tofurkey gravy	23
#369	tofurkey leg	23
#62	tofurkey nugget	4
#950	tomato	4
#320	tomb ratchet	1
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#66	too legit potion	1
#400	tooth	10
#2083	toothsome rock	2
#750	torn hellseal sinew	1
#111	torquoise	1
#37	torquoise ring	1
#620	tourmalime	6
#46	tourmalime tourniquet	2
#207	towel	44
#1868	toy crazy train	2
#899	toy deathbot	1
#1590	toy hoverpad	1
#1689	toy jet pack	2
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#1564	toy mercenary	2
#1525	toy ray gun	3
#62	toy sixgun	2
#1722	toy space helmet	2
#431	traditional Crimbo cookie	1
#269	traffic jam	1
#2485	tree-eating kite	3
#658	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#518	trilobite fossil	7
🥇	tropical Crimbo pressie	1
#44	tropical island souvenir crate	1
#52	trousers of the white knight	1
#93	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	3
#259	tube sock	2
#239	turtlemail bits	4
#184	tuxedo shirt	1
#1649	twitching claw	1
#115	ultimate ultimate frisbee	8
#98	ultrafondue	1
#116	unbearable light	1
#297	unearthed potsherd	9
#417	unearthly onyx	1
#161	unidentified drink	1
#29	unspeakable lozenges	1
#1605	unstable DNA	13
#1120	unstable laser battery	43
#221	untamable turtle	9
#145	unused walkie-talkie	5
#451	unusual disco ball	6
#457	upsy daisy	1
#256	useless powder	621
#45	vampagne	1
#489	vampire collar	2
#1912	vampire duck-on-a-string	2
#245	vampire glitter	1
#1821	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#47	very overdue library book	22
#1062	vibrating cyborg knife	7
#685	vinegar	54
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#388	volcanic ash	8
#292	voodoo snuff	5
#155	wad of cotton	19
#74	walrus ice cream	2
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#342	warbear accoutrements chunk	1
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#132	warbear battery	21
#74	warbear bearserker potion	25
#320	warbear beeping telegram	3
#44	warbear blizzard mead	15
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#306	warbear drone assembler	1
#228	warbear empathy chip	2
#68	warbear energy bracers	3
#120	warbear exhaust manifold	2
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
#124	warbear foil hat	2
#11	warbear goggles	1
#164	warbear gyro	1
#194	warbear gyrocopter	5
#281	warbear helm fragment	7
#109	warbear high-efficiency still	2
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#341	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
#101	warbear induction oven	2
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#123	warbear laser beacon	2
#94	warbear liquid lasers	1
#82	warbear liquid overcoat	28
#9	warbear long johns	1
#190	warbear metalworking primer	6
#8	warbear metalworking primer (used)	2
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#114	warbear oil pan	2
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#163	warbear procedural hilarity drone	8
#381	warbear requisition box	1
#205	warbear robo-camouflage unit	6
#222	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	6
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
#344	warbear trouser fragment	1
#272	warbear wardance potion	1
#34	warbear warrior bread	15
#13	warbear warscarf	1
#651	warbear whosit	1
#255	warm mushroom	7
#96	wasabi marble soda	1
#102	wasabi pocky	1
#109	wasabi-infused sake	1
#219	water purification pills	1
#190	watered-down Red Minotaur	1
#119	waterlogged cloth	7
#144	waterlogged leather	4
#148	waterlogged metal	3
#111	waterlogged wood	2
#173	weremoose spit	1
#1147	wheel	2
#202	whisker pencil	44
#939	white candy heart	3
#354	white collar	3
#429	white hat hacker T-shirt	2
#17	white money bag	23
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#118	wholeberd	1
#92	whoopie cushion	238
#37	wild honey pie	1
#187	willyweed	1
#74	wind-up chattering teeth	306
#469	wind-up meatcar	19
#162	wine-soaked bone chips	6
#142	wooden axe	6
#396	wool hat	3
#590	wreath of laurels	1
#509	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#844	wrench bracelet	2
#78	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#462	wumpus hair	1
#57	x-ray specs	347
#176	yak anorak	1
#90	yam candy	3
#1033	yellow candy heart	4
#279	yellow candygram	2
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#439	yellow glowstick	3
#222	yellow gummi ingot	152
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#14	yellow puck	1
#114	yellow snowcone	228
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1803	yo	2
#125	yule hatchet	2
#124	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 33,216 items total!

what items are this player missing?