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whizdad

Rank	Item	Quantity
#8	Überraschthexengebräu	160
#6	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#33	"DRINK ME" potion	1,778
#80	"Humorous" T-shirt	2
#6	"KICK ME" sign	426
#34	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	54
#25	"honey" dipper	1
#23	"meat" stick	327
#10	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	90
#112	1,970 carat gold	3
#53	1-ball	171
#58	1.21 jigawatts	3
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#38	100-Watt bulb	4
#33	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	673
#18	17-ball	1
#9	18-picohertz resonator crystal	2
#44	1952 Mickey Mantle card	243
#49	2-ball	187
#30	25-meat staff	12
#40	3-ball	253
#47	30669 scroll	221
#45	33398 scroll	715
#7	334 scroll	529
#5	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1,117
#46	4-ball	203
#30	4-d camera	18
#16	4-dimensional fez	18
#21	4-dimensional guitar	218
#64	4:20 bomb	3
#79	5-Alarm Saucepan	5
#54	5-ball	152
#47	5-hour acrimony	101
#40	6-ball	238
#45	64067 scroll	14
#36	668 scroll	66
#20	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	326
#40	7-ball	262
#25	7-inch discus	2
#46	8-ball	1,669
#4	8-billed baseball cap	88
#14	8-bit banana	78
#80	9-ball	14
#30	99.44% pure math	2
#67	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	12
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#255	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#4	A Light that Never Goes Out	124
#6	A muse-bouche	297
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#6	ASCII fu manchu	396
#34	ASCII shirt	108
#21	Abyssal ember	8
#20	Accordion of Jordion	13
#94	Adventurer bobblehead	1
#19	Aerheads	6
#15	Affirmation Cookie	93
#10	Afternoon Delight	379
#11	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	131
#5	Agent Mauve	2
#13	Aggressive Carrot	1,705
#8	Agitated Turkey	62
#15	Aiolion	1
#23	Aldebaran sardines	2
#17	Alewife™ Ale	250
#16	Alexy sauce	2
#134	Alice's Army Alchemist	7
#150	Alice's Army Bowman	3
#145	Alice's Army Cleric	3
#113	Alice's Army Coward	5
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#73	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#40	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#35	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	2
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#4	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	1
#98	Alice's Army Guard	11
#119	Alice's Army Halberder	9
#213	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#168	Alice's Army Horseman	2
#152	Alice's Army Lanceman	3
#95	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	13
#87	Alice's Army Martyr	3
#129	Alice's Army Ninja	7
#97	Alice's Army Nurse	13
#135	Alice's Army Page	6
#58	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	30
#174	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#96	Alice's Army Spearsman	12
#124	Alice's Army Swordsman	9
#147	Alice's Army Wallman	5
#8	Alice's Army booster box	2
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#16	Amanitee	1
#21	Ambitious Turkey	331
#8	Amnesiac Ale	11
#19	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	9
#22	Amulet of Yendor	731
🥉	Ancient Protector Soda	326
#216	Ancient Saucehelm	9
#184	Angelhair Culottes	6
#93	Angry Farmer candy	2,180
#11	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	305
#38	Ankh of Badahnkadh	14
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#71	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#165	Argarggagarg's fang	9
#11	Arr, M80	12
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#5	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	55
#6	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	67
#7	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	48
#4	Artist's Spatula of Despair	57
#4	Artist's Whisk of Misery	63
#12	Asleep in the Cemetery	68
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#10	Atomic Comic	24
#31	Atomic Pop	60
#32	Aura Libre	5
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#6	Aye Aye	14
#8	Aye Aye, Captain	15
#23	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	8
#21	BACON	35,340
#26	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	21
#13	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	45
#69	BGE merchandise order form	52
#12	BGE pocket calendar	29
#46	BGE shotglass	72
#30	BGE temporary tattoo	18
#38	BGE tiny plastic toy	19
🥈	BOOterfinger	217
#27	BOOtonniere	3
#54	BRAINS shorts	27
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#24	BRICKO bat	3
#29	BRICKO brick	23,309
#19	BRICKO bulwark	10
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#151	BRICKO eye brick	454
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#18	BRICKO hat	8
#16	BRICKO octopus	2
#16	BRICKO ooze	15
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#22	BRICKO pants	3
#67	BRICKO pearl	3
#15	BRICKO pyramid	3
#17	BRICKO python	3
#61	BRICKO reactor	8
#12	BRICKO stud	342
#21	BRICKO sword	4
#41	BRICKO trunk	2
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#10	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	2
#4	BROS Energy Drink	2,443
🥉	BUBBLE GUM	352
#54	BURT	492
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#9	Baja sopapilla	38
#19	Bal-musette accordion	2
#180	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	6
#5	Bangyomaman battle juice	423
#156	Barney's rake	1
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#37	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	132
#63	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	29
#17	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	118
#6	Barulio's bottle	206
#137	Bash-Ōs boxtop	8
#12	Bash-Ōs cereal	503
#16	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	4
#4	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	645
🥈	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	672
🥉	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	411
#67	Batfellow comic	2
#19	Battlie Light Saver	121
#5	Beach Buck	5,338
#13	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	4
#32	Beignet Milgranet	11
#163	Belt of Howling Anger	2
🥉	Belt of Loathing	1
#34	Ben-Gal™ Balm	563
#7	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	7
#109	Better Than Cuddling Cake	21
#9	Bettie page	35
#15	Bicycle	1
#5	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	32
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#8	Big Punk	97
#14	Bit O' Ectoplasm	460
#4	Bit O' Quail Spleen	198
#19	BitterSweetTarts	933
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#10	BittyCar MeatCar	2
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#69	Bjorn's Hammer	5
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
🥉	Black Body™ spray	465
#20	Black Hole	8
#23	Black No. 2	1,885
#24	Blackfly Chardonnay	1,000
#20	Blatantly Canadian	1,690
#454	Bling of the New Wave	3
#15	Blizzards I Have Died In	18
#18	Blood 'n' Plenty	35
#37	Blood Light	84
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#11	Bloody Nora	58
#271	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
#14	Bluzzard	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#20	Bohemian rhapsody	108
#18	Boletus Broletus mushroom	9
#14	Bone's Farm "wine"	66
#1922	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#35	Bonestabber	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#117	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	1
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#159	Boots of Twilight Whispers	2
#16	Boozehounds Anonymous token	72
#41	Bordeaux Marteaux	6
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#24	Boris's key lime	39
#106	Boris's key lime pie	11
#33	Boris's ring	35
#91	Boss Bat bling	33
#1647	Boss Bat britches	5
#12	Boss Drops	226
#22	Boulevardier cocktail	20
#36	Bowl of Scorpions	35
#5	Bowlet	48
#7	Boxing Day Pass	136
#22	Brain Food Pastaco	2
#10	Bram's choker	37
#24	Brand of Violence	1
#14	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	31
#570	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	6
#55	Bright Water	2
#134	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	88
#5	Brogre brolo shirt	1
#4	Brogre brorts	1
#4	Brogre bucket hat	1
🥈	Bruno's blessing of Mars	217
🥉	Bugbearclaw Donut	589
#55	Bulky Buddy Box	51
🥉	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	286
#4	Bustle Hustler	389
#10	Buttery Boy	7
#18	Buttery Knob	9
🥈	Byte	1
#24	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	19
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#4	C.H.U.M. chum	592
#8	C.H.U.M. knife	104
#6	C.H.U.M. lantern	20
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#509	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#1761	CRIMBCO mug	2
#1699	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1644	CRIMBCO wine	2
#36	CRIMBCOIDS mints	47
#21	CRIMBCOLOAF	90
#5	CSA all-purpose soap	1,872
#4	CSA bravery badge	3,455
#9	CSA cheerfulness ration	1,827
#10	CSA discount card	2,319
#8	CSA fire-starting kit	1,457
#8	CSA obedience grenade	3,365
#8	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	3,018
#11	Caipiranha	15
🥈	Cajun accordion	31
#24	Camp Scout backpack	2
#6	Camp Scout pup tent	2,455
#32	Can of Spaghetto	1
#35	Can-Can skirt	2
#26	Candicaine	13
#11	Candy Alexander	18
#18	Cantelope	1
#13	Caramel	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#41	Carpathian longsword	56
#15	Carpricorn	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#32	Celsius 233	2
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#10	Cement Mixer	12
#12	Centauri fish wine	12
#47	Cerebral Cloche	3
#48	Cerebral Crossbow	7
#41	Cerebral Culottes	4
#10	Chakra Libre	12
#39	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	2
#8	Charity's choker	237
#16	Ched	1
#7	Cheer-Up soda	162
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#58	Cherry Cloaca Cola	50
#17	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	13
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#176	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#15	Chinese curse words	60
#8	Choco-Mint patty	491
#37	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
#45	Chorale of Companionship	2
#19	Chori Zo trading card	7
#136	Chroner	701
#15	Chroner cross	1
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#21	Chubby and Plump bar	18
#20	Churchill	5
#39	Cinco Mayo Lager	8
#15	Citrus Crush wine cooler	33
#42	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	2
#7	Clan speakeasy	1
#8	Clara's bell	111
#118	Claw of the Infernal Seal	8
#13	Claybender glasses	57
#17	Climate Colada	5
#17	Cloaca Cola Polar	995
#37	Cloaca grenade	372
#186	Cloaca-Cola	219
#24	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	116
#22	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	137
#23	Cloaca-Cola helmet	146
#35	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	144
#22	Cloaca-Cola shield	157
#15	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	153
#157	Cloak of Dire Shadows	2
#14	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	273
#36	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	9
#299	Codpiece of the Goblin King	24
#78	Coily™	1
#5	Coinspiracy	11,287
#135	Colander of Em-er'il	11
#9	Cold Fang	1
#63	Cold Hots candy	639
#11	Cold One	1,927
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#14	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	81
#101	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	13
#54	Comet Drop	2
#71	Comet Pop	2
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#5	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	600
#7	Conspiracy™ mascara	1
#26	Convincing People You Can See The Future	1
#26	Cookbook of the Damned	18
#14	Cool Brunch Pastaco	4
#141	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	18
#7	Cornbeefadon	40
#44	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	38
#44	Corpse Island iced tea	80
#31	Cosmic Calorie	2,204
#28	Covers-Your-Head	1
#6	Cracklin' Oat Bran	370
#12	Crazymaker	28
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#11	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	184
#40	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#42	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#585	Crimbo Credit	2
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#9	Crimbo Factory surprise box	162
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#10	Crimbo candied pecan	3,598
#80	Crimbo candle	3
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#18	Crimbo fudge	2,255
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#23	Crimbo paste	24
#5	Crimbo peppermint bark	4,526
#9	Crimbo pie	1,918
#8	Crimbo salad	78
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#96	Crimbo stocking	1
#17	Crimbo stockings	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#57	Crimbo tattoo kit	2
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#7	Crimbojito	132
#23	Crimbolex watch	6
#11	Crimbomega drive chain	9
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#22	Crimbonium fuel rod	165
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#5	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#97	Crimbot battery	19
#49	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	105
#30	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	20
#63	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	10
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#48	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	11
#56	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	11
#31	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	15
#117	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	4
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#16	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	36
#56	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	9
#44	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	11
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	17
#37	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	16
#233	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	12
#41	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	13
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#27	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	25
#329	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	5
#9	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	490
#50	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	9
#8	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	98
#256	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	10
#89	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	6
#26	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	30
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	107
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#215	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	14
#18	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	106
#152	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	26
#48	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	10
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#58	Crimbough	1
#2022	Crimboween memo	2
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#138	Crimbuck	4,470
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#27	Crown of the Goblin King	443
#8	Cursed Punch	56
#17	Cycloney	1
#9	D roll	1,660
#289	DNOTC Box	1
#7	DUFRESNE Suds	818
#56	Daffy Taffy	1,087
#17	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	49
#21	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	15
#29	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	9
#21	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	17
#21	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	26
#23	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	18
#19	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	22
#34	Daisy's unclean bloomers	5
#26	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	1
#40	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	11
#7	Dark & Starry	17
#30	Das Überkühlraum trading card	4
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#54	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	8
🥈	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	305
#4	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	110
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#56	Diet Cloaca Cola	35
#15	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#20	Dinsey Whinskey	4
#22	Dinsey face paint	1
#14	Dinsey food-cone	5
#9	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#4	Dinsey's brain	3
#6	Dinsey's glove	3
#15	Dinsey's oculus	1
#14	Dinsey's pants	1
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#12	Dinsey's radar dish	1
#291	Disco 'Fro Pick	9
#108	Disco Banjo	5
#29	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
#192	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#6	Disgeist	40
#6	Dish of Clarified Butter	898
#21	Divine	116
#38	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	1
#17	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	705
#28	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	754
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#20	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	221
#9	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	666
#5	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	175
#109	Doc's Miracle Cure	12
#16	Dogsgotnonoz pills	30
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#24	Dolphin King's crown	148
#113	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	104
#14	Doublepunchplanter	10
#53	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	65
#9	Drac & Tan	35
#21	Dramatic™ range	91
#17	Drapes-You-Regally	1
#7	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	2
#12	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	800
#11	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
#16	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	2
#8	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1
#14	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1
#16	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	19
#20	Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	1
#4	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	28
#11	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	1
#16	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#23	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	1
#10	Dreadsylvanian stew	2
#10	Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	1
#11	Dressage	1
#11	Drip Institute petri dish	3
#33	Driplet	2
#4	Dripwood slab	1
#4	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	254
#95	Drowsy Sword	161
#4	Drunk Uncles holo-record	113
#20	Drunken Astrophysicist	10
#22	Drunken Neurologist	7
#6	Drunken Philosopher	18
#4	Drunkula's bell	1
#23	Drunkula's cape	1
#7	Drunkula's ring of haze	1
#28	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#8	Drunkula's wineglass	1
#16	Dump Truck	17
#13	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
#23	Duskwalker fangs	33
#10	Duskwalker syringe	191
#29	Dust bunny	397
#4	Dweebisol™ inhaler	381
#87	Dyspepsi grenade	138
#87	Dyspepsi-Cola	926
#54	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	47
#35	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	61
#32	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	77
#34	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	119
#27	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	75
#13	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	40
🥉	EMD holo-record	16
#42	Earring of Fire	2
#7	Earth and Firewater	14
#11	Earth, Wind and Firewater	19
#5	Eau de Guaneau	102
#21	Ecto-Cooler	42
#7	Effermint™ tablets	1,940
#21	Egnaro berry	5
#23	El Sombrero De Lopez	43
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#36	El Vibrato drone	3
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#10	El Vibrato power sphere	216
🥉	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	31
#4	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	49
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#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#13	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	1
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🥈	blood kiwi	23
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#15	blue-frosted astral cupcake	172
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#39	blunt cat claw	4
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#18	bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	6
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#18	bottle of Greedy Dog	6
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#12	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	2,194
#6	bottle of Mystic Shell	114
#17	bottle of Old Pugilist	9
#4	bottle of Ooze-O	501
#12	bottle of Pete's Sake	115
#21	bottle of Pinot Renoir	133
#26	bottle of Professor Beer	6
#8	bottle of Race Car Red	9
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#5	bottle of Red-Out	365
#6	bottle of Sanguiovese	8
#11	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	112
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🥈	bottle of anís	58
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#13	bottle of extra-dark rhum	3
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#7	bottle of fruity "wine"	30
#6	bottle of gin	25,786
#125	bottle of goofballs	171
#6	bottle of gregnadigne	233
#6	bottle of laundry sherry	400
#8	bottle of lighter fluid	971
#10	bottle of limeade	25
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#16	bottle of moontan lotion	4
#15	bottle of norwhiskey	400
#6	bottle of novelty hot sauce	87
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#42	bottle of perfume	1
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#11	bottle of popskull	890
#19	bottle of realpagne	59
🥈	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	109
#14	bottle of rum	22,050
#6	bottle of sake	643
#23	bottle of sea wine	46
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#859	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	2
#14	bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	2
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#24	bottle of ultravitamins	33
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#10	bottle of whiskey	23,681
#11	bottle of wine	252
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