Museum :: Donavin69

Donavin69

Rank	Item	Quantity
#50	Überraschthexengebräu	12
#6	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
🥇	"DRINK ME" potion	82,109
#72	"KICK ME" sign	11
#67	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	9
#6	"honey" dipper	11
#59	"meat" stick	11
#175	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	11
#74	1,970 carat gold	11
#420	1-ball	11
#12	1.21 jigawatts	11
#14	1/6th Pound Cake	11
#14	100-Watt bulb	11
#493	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	11
#18	17-ball	1
#57	1952 Mickey Mantle card	174
#387	2-ball	11
#31	25-meat staff	11
#409	3-ball	11
#511	30669 scroll	11
#662	33398 scroll	11
#420	334 scroll	11
#146	37x37x37 puzzle cube	11
#405	4-ball	11
#34	4-d camera	11
#24	4-dimensional fez	11
#174	4-dimensional guitar	11
#34	4:20 bomb	11
#32	5-Alarm Saucepan	11
#401	5-ball	11
#68	5-hour acrimony	11
#400	6-ball	11
#55	64067 scroll	11
#118	668 scroll	11
#265	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	11
#414	7-ball	11
#12	7-inch discus	11
#1052	8-ball	11
#19	8-billed baseball cap	11
#26	8-bit banana	25
#93	9-ball	11
#12	99.44% pure math	11
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#246	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#278	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#254	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#294	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#21	A Light that Never Goes Out	11
#41	A muse-bouche	14
#44	ASCII fu manchu	18
#196	ASCII shirt	11
#12	Abyssal ember	11
#23	Accordion of Jordion	11
#94	Adventurer bobblehead	1
#13	Aerheads	11
#32	Affirmation Cookie	23
#42	Afternoon Delight	11
#45	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	14
#4	Agent Mauve	11
#59	Aggressive Carrot	11
#19	Agitated Turkey	11
#15	Aiolion	1
#10	Aldebaran sardines	11
#140	Alewife™ Ale	11
#6	Alexy sauce	11
#105	Alice's Army Alchemist	11
#62	Alice's Army Bowman	11
#67	Alice's Army Cleric	11
#62	Alice's Army Coward	11
#25	Alice's Army Dervish	11
#38	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	2
#40	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#19	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	2
#38	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#5	Alice's Army Foil Guard	11
#5	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	11
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#5	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	11
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#5	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	11
#6	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	11
#6	Alice's Army Foil Page	11
#6	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	11
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#5	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	11
#5	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	11
#5	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	11
#4	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	1
#98	Alice's Army Guard	11
#102	Alice's Army Halberder	11
#68	Alice's Army Hammerman	11
#62	Alice's Army Horseman	11
#59	Alice's Army Lanceman	11
#103	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	11
#32	Alice's Army Martyr	11
#104	Alice's Army Ninja	11
#107	Alice's Army Nurse	11
#99	Alice's Army Page	11
#101	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	11
#34	Alice's Army Sniper	11
#101	Alice's Army Spearsman	11
#103	Alice's Army Swordsman	11
#99	Alice's Army Wallman	11
#24	Alice's Army booster box	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#16	Amanitee	1
#61	Ambitious Turkey	11
#8	Amnesiac Ale	11
#44	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	3
#940	Amulet of Yendor	11
#57	Ancient Protector Soda	11
#334	Ancient Saucehelm	7
#286	Angelhair Culottes	4
#11	Angry Farmer candy	22,661
#51	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	38
#44	Ankh of Badahnkadh	11
#25	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	1
#71	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#570	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#17	Arrrmetia trading card	11
#22	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	11
#18	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	13
#22	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	11
#19	Artist's Spatula of Despair	11
#18	Artist's Whisk of Misery	11
#95	Asleep in the Cemetery	11
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#242	Atomic Comic	2
#79	Atomic Pop	12
#16	Aura Libre	11
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#9	Aye Aye	11
#10	Aye Aye, Captain	11
#15	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	11
#141	BACON	11
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#70	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	11
#861	BGE merchandise order form	2
#364	BGE pocket calendar	2
#797	BGE shotglass	11
#53	BGE temporary tattoo	11
#67	BGE tiny plastic toy	11
#37	BOOterfinger	11
#20	BOOtonniere	4
#123	BRAINS shorts	11
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#11	BRICKO bat	11
#395	BRICKO brick	11
#15	BRICKO bulwark	11
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#10	BRICKO elephant	11
#336	BRICKO eye brick	11
#8	BRICKO gargantuchicken	2
#11	BRICKO hat	11
#8	BRICKO octopus	11
#20	BRICKO ooze	11
#11	BRICKO oyster	11
#10	BRICKO pants	11
#25	BRICKO pearl	11
#12	BRICKO pyramid	5
#8	BRICKO python	11
#53	BRICKO reactor	11
#47	BRICKO stud	17
#11	BRICKO sword	11
#11	BRICKO trunk	11
#16	BRICKO turtle	11
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#46	BROS Energy Drink	11
#36	BUBBLE GUM	13
#632	BURT	1
#34	Bag o' Tricks	2
#5	Bal-musette accordion	11
#69	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	11
#39	Bangyomaman battle juice	23
#16	Barney's rake	15
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#388	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	28
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#237	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	11
#53	Barulio's bottle	11
#613	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#71	Bash-Ōs cereal	11
#30	Batfellow comic	9
#86	Battlie Light Saver	11
#75	Beach Buck	109
#7	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	11
#32	Beignet Milgranet	11
#115	Belt of Howling Anger	4
🥉	Belt of Loathing	1
#131	Ben-Gal™ Balm	11
#7	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	7
#101	Better Than Cuddling Cake	23
#33	Bettie page	4
#15	Bicycle	1
#147	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	6
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#37	Big Punk	11
#95	Bit O' Ectoplasm	32
#24	Bit O' Quail Spleen	11
#119	BitterSweetTarts	13
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#210	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#23	Black Angus blackburger	2
#22	Black Bart's Booty	1
#53	Black Body™ spray	11
#13	Black Hole	11
#377	Black No. 2	11
#301	Blackfly Chardonnay	11
#243	Blatantly Canadian	11
#27	Bling of the New Wave	19
#34	Blizzards I Have Died In	11
#41	Blood 'n' Plenty	15
#319	Blood Light	11
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#15	Bloody Nora	11
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#14	Bluzzard	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#70	Bohemian rhapsody	11
#12	Boletus Broletus mushroom	11
#173	Bone's Farm "wine"	11
#52	Bonerdagon necklace	110
#8	Bonestabber	11
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#67	Boots of Twilight Whispers	7
#87	Boozehounds Anonymous token	11
#27	Bordeaux Marteaux	11
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#4	Boris's Helm (askew)	1
#65	Boris's key lime	11
#106	Boris's key lime pie	11
#127	Boris's ring	11
#130	Boss Bat bling	24
#135	Boss Bat britches	86
#61	Boss Drops	11
#55	Bowl of Scorpions	12
#76	Bowlet	1
#7	Brain Food Pastaco	11
#20	Bram's choker	11
#25	Brand of Violence	1
#24	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	11
#934	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	3
#21	Bright Water	11
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#65	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#19	Brimstone Boxers	2
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#479	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	11
#5	Brogre brolo shirt	1
#4	Brogre brorts	1
#4	Brogre bucket hat	1
#40	Bruno's blessing of Mars	11
#13	Buddy Bjorn	2
#30	Bugbearclaw Donut	11
#19	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	1
#585	Bulky Buddy Box	5
#43	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	11
#36	Bustle Hustler	4
#13	Buttery Knob	11
🥈	Byte	1
#41	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	12
#143	C.H.U.M. chum	11
#67	C.H.U.M. knife	11
#10	C.H.U.M. lantern	11
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#717	CRIMBCO mug	14
#162	CRIMBCOIDS mints	13
#203	CRIMBCOLOAF	11
#112	CSA all-purpose soap	11
#121	CSA bravery badge	11
#150	CSA cheerfulness ration	11
#152	CSA discount card	11
#251	CSA fire-starting kit	44
#140	CSA obedience grenade	11
#155	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	11
#13	Caipiranha	11
#23	Cajun accordion	2
#24	Camp Scout backpack	2
#133	Camp Scout pup tent	11
#32	Can of Spaghetto	1
#6	Can-Can skirt	11
#29	Candicaine	11
#16	Candy Alexander	11
#18	Cantelope	1
#13	Caramel	1
#8	Carpathian longsword	278
#15	Carpricorn	1
#32	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	2
#32	Celsius 233	2
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#11	Cement Mixer	11
#13	Centauri fish wine	11
#18	Cerebral Cloche	11
#33	Cerebral Crossbow	11
#11	Cerebral Culottes	11
#14	Chakra Libre	11
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#40	Charity's choker	14
#16	Ched	1
#46	Cheer-Up soda	18
#150	Cherry Cloaca Cola	11
#18	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	11
#15	Chester's Aquarius medallion	3
#54	Chester's bag of candy	2
#10	Chester's cutoffs	6
#11	Chester's moustache	7
#29	Chester's muscle shirt	2
#23	Chester's sunglasses	2
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#32	Chinese curse words	11
#44	Choco-Mint patty	11
#9	Choker of the Ultragoth	11
#45	Chorale of Companionship	2
#12	Chori Zo trading card	11
#150	Chroner	604
#15	Chroner cross	1
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#9	Churchill	11
#102	Cinco Mayo Lager	3
#27	Citrus Crush wine cooler	11
#5	Clan Carnival Game	1
#7	Clan Floundry	1
🥇	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	18
#4	Clan VIP Lounge key	1
#11	Clan looking glass	1
#12	Clan pool table	1
#7	Clan speakeasy	1
#83	Clara's bell	4
#73	Claw of the Infernal Seal	11
#63	Claybender glasses	11
#10	Climate Colada	11
#112	Cloaca Cola Polar	11
#892	Cloaca grenade	11
#1040	Cloaca-Cola	11
#321	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	11
#234	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	11
#197	Cloaca-Cola helmet	11
#248	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	11
#207	Cloaca-Cola shield	11
#63	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	11
#51	Cloak of Dire Shadows	9
#95	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	11
#22	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	11
#53	Codpiece of the Goblin King	68
#12	Coily™	6
#36	Coinspiracy	647
#86	Colander of Em-er'il	15
#9	Cold Fang	1
🥈	Cold Hots candy	1,283,989
#25	Cold One	486
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#72	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	11
#116	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	11
#18	Comet Drop	11
#41	Comet Pop	11
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#91	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	11
#7	Conspiracy™ mascara	1
#35	Cookbook of the Damned	11
#6	Cool Brunch Pastaco	11
#1371	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#82	Cornbeefadon	1
#104	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	11
#469	Corpse Island iced tea	11
#63	Cosmic Calorie	1,124
🥉	Counterclockwise Watch	2
#29	Covers-Your-Head	1
#55	Cracklin' Oat Bran	14
#25	Crazymaker	11
#9	Crepes a la Lune	22
#462	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	11
#673	Crimbo Credit	1
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#20	Crimbo candied pecan	2,143
#20	Crimbo fudge	2,134
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#31	Crimbo paste	11
#20	Crimbo peppermint bark	1,851
#231	Crimbo pie	11
#37	Crimbo salad	11
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#118	Crimbo wreath	5
#40	Crimbojito	11
#12	Crimbomega drive chain	8
#169	Crimbonium fuel rod	11
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#5	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#120	Crimbot battery	11
#246	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	11
#36	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	11
#56	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	11
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	3
#19	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	2
#48	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	11
#56	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	11
#43	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	11
#46	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	11
#49	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	11
#42	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	11
#44	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	11
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#58	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	11
#59	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	11
#240	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	11
#28	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	21
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#53	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	11
#235	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	11
#129	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	11
#40	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	11
#45	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	11
#244	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	11
#48	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	11
#54	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	11
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#138	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	11
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#237	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	11
#135	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	11
#236	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	11
#44	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	11
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#980	Crimboween memo	11
#954	Crimbuck	723
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#1744	Crown of the Goblin King	11
#24	Cursed Punch	11
#17	Cycloney	1
#270	D roll	11
#16	DIY protonic accelerator kit	1
#170	DUFRESNE Suds	11
🥈	Daffy Taffy	783,538
#22	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	11
#25	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	11
#24	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	11
#24	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	11
#24	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	11
#26	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	11
#22	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	11
#58	Daisy's unclean bloomers	3
#6	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	5
#40	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	11
#14	Dark & Starry	11
#13	Das Überkühlraum trading card	11
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#12	Dear Past Self Package	1
🥈	Deck of Every Card	1
#45	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	11
#42	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	11
#12	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	11
#121	Diet Cloaca Cola	11
#15	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#13	Dinsey Whinskey	10
#17	Dinsey face paint	2
#31	Dinsey food-cone	1
#9	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#6	Dinsey's brain	2
#14	Dinsey's glove	1
#15	Dinsey's oculus	1
🥉	Dinsey's pants	4
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#12	Dinsey's radar dish	1
#36	Disco 'Fro Pick	23
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#193	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#61	Disgeist	2
#95	Divine	11
#38	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	1
#240	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	11
#428	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	11
#25	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	11
#82	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	11
#144	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	11
#22	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	11
#125	Doc's Miracle Cure	11
#36	Dogsgotnonoz pills	11
#408	Dolphin King's crown	11
#489	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	11
#10	Doublepunchplanter	11
#332	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	11
#18	Drac & Tan	11
#125	Dramatic™ range	11
#17	Drapes-You-Regally	1
#9	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	1
#206	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	11
#5	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	3
#11	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
#27	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1
#14	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1
#32	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	10
#20	Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	1
#9	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	11
#11	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	1
#16	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#23	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian stew	1
#10	Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	1
#11	Dressage	1
#32	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	11
#107	Drowsy Sword	151
#6	Drunk Uncles holo-record	11
#15	Drunken Astrophysicist	11
#11	Drunken Neurologist	11
#10	Drunken Philosopher	11
#4	Drunkula's bell	1
#7	Drunkula's ring of haze	1
#28	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#8	Drunkula's wineglass	1
#21	Dump Truck	11
#13	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
#59	Duskwalker fangs	11
#80	Duskwalker syringe	11
#124	Dust bunny	11
#43	Dweebisol™ inhaler	12
#816	Dyspepsi grenade	11
#1464	Dyspepsi-Cola	11
#267	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	11
#204	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	11
#194	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	11
#252	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	11
#188	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	11
#44	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	11
#4	EMD holo-record	11
#7	Earring of Fire	11
#9	Earth and Firewater	11
#17	Earth, Wind and Firewater	11
#49	Eau de Guaneau	11
#98	Ecto-Cooler	11
#165	Effermint™ tablets	11
#32	Egnaro berry	1
#106	El Sombrero De Lopez	16
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#60	El Vibrato drone	2
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#124	El Vibrato power sphere	11
#27	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	3
#14	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	11
#55	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	11
#50	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	11
#19	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	11
#15	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	11
#25	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	11
#18	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	11
#96	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	11
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	11
#54	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	11
#72	El Vibrato restraints	3
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#115	Elder Turtle Shell	13
🥉	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	20
#12	Eldritch snap	11
#260	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	11
#93	Elfin shortbread	11
#40	Elizabeth's Dollie	3
#30	Elizabeth's paintbrush	11
#20	Ellsbury's journal	3
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#13	Ellsbury's skull	5
#105	Elmley shades	11
#10	Elron's Explosive Etude	5
#30	Elvish delight	28
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#260	En Una Fila Tequila	1
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#17	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	11
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#11	tiny plastic Your Brain	11
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#144	warbear wardance potion	11
#45	warbear warrior bread	11
#13	warbear warscarf	1
#571	warbear whosit	11
#41	warehouse clerk's glasses	13
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#41	warehouse walkie-talkie	14
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#166	warm mushroom	11
#9	warm war shawarma	11
#38	wasabi marble soda	11
#30	wasabi pocky	11
#33	wasabi-infused sake	11
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#161	water purification pills	11
#110	water wings	11
#11	water wings for babies	11
#43	water-polo cap	7
#87	water-polo mitt	1
#125	watered-down Red Minotaur	11
#6	waterlogged bootstraps	11
#27	waterlogged crate	11
#23	wax banana	2
#13	wax booze	11
#8	wax face	10
#7	wax hand	10
#26	wax hat	1
#24	wax lips	1
#12	wax pancake	11
#23	wax pants	1
🥇	weasel stomping pants	11
#59	weathered barrel	11
#42	wedge of gray cheese	1
#17	weedy skirt	1
#15	weegee sqouija	11
#17	weighted paperclip chain	11
#19	weird gazelle steak	11
#73	weremoose spit	11
#7	western-style skinning knife	1
#45	wet stew	11
#38	wet venom duct	11
#99	whalebone corset	11
#17	whatsit-covered turtle shell	11
#317	wheel	11
#51	whimpering willow bark	11
#54	whip kit	11
#380	whisker pencil	11
#198	whiskey and cola	11
#109	whiskey and soda	11
#28	whiskey bittersweet	11
#148	whiskey in a broken glass	11
#214	whiskey sour	11
#10	whiskey squeeze	11
#262	white Canadian	11
#13	white Dreadsylvanian	1
#52	white Xanadian	11
#337	white balloon	11
#14	white belt	11
#29	white blood cells	11
#622	white candy heart	15
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#218	white chocolate and tomato pizza	11
#28	white chocolate chip brownies	11
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#157	white collar	11
#24	white earbuds	1
#13	white elephant gift	11
#113	white hat hacker T-shirt	11
#555	white lightning	11
#41	white mana	11
#45	white page	11
#318	white picket fence	11
#727	white pixel	11
#175	white rice	11
#301	white satin pants	11
#192	white satin shield	11
#567	white snake skin	11
#21	white snakeskin duster	11
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#49	white tulip	11
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#24	white wine	11
#22	whole roasted chicken	11
#66	whole turkey leg	11
#17	wholeberd	11
#1283	whoopie cushion	11
#9	wicker clicker	1
#9	wicker kickers	1
#8	wicker knickers	1
#249	wicker shield	11
#12	wicker slicker	1
#8	wicker sticker	1
#12	wicker ticker	1
#4	wickerbits	1
🥉	wicksilver ring	11
🥈	wicksilver spurs	2
#18	wiffle-flail	11
#37	wild honey pie	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#118	willyweed	11
#47	wind-up Whatsian robot	11
#1304	wind-up chattering teeth	11
#36	wind-up ensign	11
#565	wind-up meatcar	11
#33	wind-up navigation droid	11
#45	wind-up owl	11
#36	wind-up spider	11
#38	wind-up vampire teeth	11
#426	windchimes	11
#107	wine spritzer	11
#440	wine-soaked bone chips	1
#22	wings of fire	11
#944	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	5
#58	witch hat	11
#21	witch wart	11
🥇	witch's bra	1
#13	witch's bread	11
#12	witch's brew	11
#273	witty rapier	11
#69	wizard action figure	1
#8	woim	11
#10	woimbook	11
#18	wok lobster	11
#675	wolf mask	11
🥈	wolf whistle	1
#531	wolfman mask	11
#19	wolfskull mask	4
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#54	wood screw	11
#89	wooden axe	11
#265	wooden block	11
#68	wooden figurine	11
#23	wooden salad bowl	11
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#261	wooden stakes	11
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#11	woolen cravat	11
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#25	worksite credentials	3
#77	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
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#320	worthless knick-knack	22
#283	worthless trinket	16
#256	woven baling wire bracelets	4
#46	wreath of laurels	11
#1045	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#73	wrench bracelet	49
#40	wrestling mask	13
#64	wriggling severed nose	2
#44	wriggling tentacle	2
#57	wriggling worm	80
#9	wristwatch of the white knight	12
#5	wrought-iron flakes	1
#12	wrought-iron waders	1
#9	wrought-iron walker	1
#9	wrought-iron whisk	1
#11	wrought-iron widget	1
#13	wrought-iron wig	1
#9	wrought-iron winch crank	1
#252	wumpus hair	6
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#599	wussiness potion	11
#29	x-ray mirror	21
#926	x-ray specs	11
#18	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	1
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#42	yak anorak	11
#120	yak skin	11
#16	yak toupee	11
#29	yak whip	11
#21	yakskin buckler	11
#16	yakskin kilt	11
#16	yakskin pants	11
#13	yakskin skirt	11
#11	yam candy	21
#21	ye olde golde frontes	11
#112	yellow brick road	11
#680	yellow candy heart	20
#200	yellow candygram	4
#63	yellow drunki-bear	11
#727	yellow gummi ingot	14
#11	yellow matter custard	11
#234	yellow paisley oyster egg	11
#70	yellow pixel	11
#11	yellow pixel potion	11
#24	yellow plastic hard hat	11
#554	yellow plastic oyster egg	11
#185	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	11
#1345	yellow snowcone	11
#204	yellow striped oyster egg	11
#1229	yeti fur	11
#752	yo	11
#1260	yo-yo	11
#236	yohohoyo	11
#58	your own black heart	20
#124	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
#89	yummy death watch beetle	11
#12	zen motorcycle	11
#69	zmobie	11
#34	zombie	11
#19	zombie accordion	1
#56	zombie dinosaur egg	2
#54	zombie hollandaise	43
#21	zombie mariachi hat	1
#29	zombie mariachi pants	1
#402	zombie pineal gland	11

Wow, that's 34,520,880 items total!

what items are this player missing?