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#175"DRINK ME" potion196
#114"KICK ME" sign1
#29'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign32
#44A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes20
#75A. W. O. L. commendation73
#39Alice's Army Foil Bowman1
#59Alice's Army Foil Guard1
#66Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber1
#38Alice's Army Foil Swordsman2
#60Alice's Army Foil Wallman1
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#57Amulet of Yendor322
#11Apathargic Bandersnatch3
#232Arrrmetia trading card1
#42Atomic Comic7
#110BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt7
#325BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt3
#104BGE merchandise order form39
#188BGE pocket calendar4
#574BGE shotglass12
#454BGE temporary tattoo2
#144BGE tiny plastic toy7
#8Bag o' Tricks5
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#48BittyCar HotCar1
#36BittyCar MeatCar1
#39BittyCar SoulCar1
#522Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#4Boris's Helm4
#26Buddy Bjorn1
#379Bulky Buddy Box8
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#183C.H.U.M. lantern1
#582CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)2
#480CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)2
#508CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)2
#244CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)3
#251CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)3
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1393CRIMBCO mug4
#473CRIMBCO scrip515
#1422CRIMBCO wine3
#112CRIMBCOIDS mints19
#75CRIMBCOLOAF24
#38CSA all-purpose soap253
#63CSA bravery badge162
#47CSA cheerfulness ration275
#56CSA discount card256
#109CSA fire-starting kit219
#79CSA obedience grenade141
#46CSA scoutmaster's "water"425
#5Camp Scout backpack5
#58Camp Scout pup tent263
#118Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#175Chester's cutoffs1
#185Chester's moustache1
#83Chester's muscle shirt1
#89Chori Zo trading card2
#50Cinco Mayo Lager6
#4Clan VIP Lounge key1
#887Copper Alpha of Sincerity2
#249Crimbo Candy Cookbook22
#109Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.1
#41Crimbo candied pecan994
#43Crimbo fudge931
#34Crimbo peppermint bark989
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#5Crown of Thrones5
#43Das Überkühlraum trading card3
#29Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog1
#191Drowsy Sword99
#7Elvish sunglasses5
#152FDKOL commendation4,944
#86FDKOL hotcakes100
#8Folder Holder3
#84Frosty's arm1
#212Frosty's carrot1
#16Frosty's iceball1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#120Frosty's snowball sack1
#248Fudgie Roll1
#5GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card3
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#70Go-Wassail315
#246Goodfella contract195
#6Greatest American Pants5
#23Green Clover of Justice45
#8Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog4
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#95Hodgman's harmonica1
#68Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration14
#91Inndya trading card2
#263Instant Karma36
#123Jack-in-the-box43
#4Jarlsberg's pan3
#1286Jocko Homo's head1
#4Juju Mojo Mask6
#33Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card4
#7KoLHS Pep Squad Box3
#108LCD game: Burger Belt1
#108LCD game: Garbage River1
#6Libram of BRICKOs8
#7Libram of Divine Favors4
#10Libram of Love Songs5
#4Libram of Pulled Taffy4
#4Libram of Resolutions5
#30Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab1
#6Loathing Legion knife4
#336Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet76
#51Loudmouth Larry Lamprey1,159
#4Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit4
#45Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery8
#203McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade1
#373Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs12
#254Microplushie: Bropane51
#315Microplushie: Dorkonide11
#189Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid31
#172Microplushie: Fauxnerditide16
#234Microplushie: Gothochondria43
#269Microplushie: Hippylase53
#255Microplushie: Hipsterine5
#226Microplushie: Hobomosome31
#228Microplushie: Otakulone70
#215Microplushie: Raverdrine41
#198Microplushie: Sororitrate58
#55Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot6
🥉Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog5
#24Moping Artistic Goth Kid2
#232Morbidda trading card1
#4My Own Pen Pal kit3
#14NPZR chemistry set471
#31Nayztameetjoo trading card4
#151Newbiesport™ tent37
#339Nickel Gamma of Frugality20
#40Nuclear Blastball106
#216Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#128Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork1
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#93Ol' Scratch's stove door1
#187Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#11Olympic-sized Clan crate1
#4Operation Patriot Shield5
#18Order of the Green Thumb Order Form2
#305Order of the Silver Wossname2
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#100Oscus's flypaper pants1
#106Oscus's garbage can lid1
#194Oscus's pelt1
#8Pantsgiving3
#45Poison Oak trading card3
#166Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip11
#76Pokëmann figurine: Duck14
#194Pokëmann figurine: Frank4
#182Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump8
#208Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking7
#66Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan15
#93Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap16
#254Pokëmann figurine: Moog3
#199Pokëmann figurine: Nothing7
#74Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu19
#143Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth5
#255Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf8
#265Pokëmann figurine: Twitter8
#93Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite16
#321Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth6
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#255Professor What T-Shirt1
#127Red Balloon of Valor2
#34Red Pill11
#113Red Rover BB gun32
#84Roo trading card2
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#23Schmalz's First Prize Beer2
#408Schrödinger's thermos40
#16Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome4
#211Serenity trading card1
#8Small Medium5
#9Snow Suit2
#5Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire5
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#57Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro360
#59Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita354
#11Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier15
#59Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco316
#21The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#169The Big Book of Pirate Insults27
#24The Confiscator's Grimoire1
#217The Grand Poo-Bah trading card1
#1037The Mariachi's guitar case1
#12The Smith's Tome2
#45The Snake trading card3
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#13Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts2
#4Thor's Pliers3
#76Thorny Toad trading card2
#220Thwaitgold bee statuette8
#53Thwaitgold maggot statuette23
#193Tiger-lily's milk6
#249Tiki lighter2
#11Tome of Clip Art5
#7Tome of Sugar Shummoning5
#80Trivial Avocations Card: What?175
#72Trivial Avocations Card: When?201
#70Trivial Avocations Card: Where?190
#74Trivial Avocations Card: Who?178
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#154Typical Tavern swill69
#39Ultracolor™ shirt19
#5Unagnimated Gnome3
#234Uncle Crimbo's Rations6
#58Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide314
#19V for Vivala mask2
#724Valentine24
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#205Wand of Oscus1
#152Wint-O-Fresh mint128
#81Woldo trading card2
#35Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher1,036
#152Yellow Moon of Compassion17
#70Ze™ goggles99
#134Zinc Delta of Tranquility9
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#181Zombo's grievous greaves1
#187Zombo's shield1
#105Zombo's shoulder blade1
#85Zombo's skull ring1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#7Zu Mannkäse Dienen263
#18a cute angel2
#719abominable snowcone10
#77actual reality goggles43
#40adventurer clone egg1
#10airplane charter: Conspiracy Island1
#9airplane charter: Spring Break Beach3
#1018ammonite fossil1
#146amok pudding1
#108amok putter1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#69antique 8-Bit Power magazine20
#25antique bottle opener25
#581antique hand mirror2
#496antique packet of ketchup1
#343antique painting of a landscape2
#33antique pair of blue jeans19
#97antique record album30
#26antique souvenir drawing20
#468asshat2
#312baconstone25
#432badass belt103
#141bag of Cheat-Os109
#52bag of GORF416
#60bag of GORP434
#46bag of QWOP252
#107bag of airline peanuts211
#1591ball2
#76ballpark hot daub1
#677banana-frosted king cake3
#277bananagate25
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#1193bath ball gift set2
#188beer-scented teddy bear3
#14beholed bedsheet26
#119bejeweled cufflinks30
#977belemnite fossil1
#521bindlestocking3
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#47bit of clingfilm55
#55black candy heart281
#55black paisley oyster egg70
#1182black polka-dot oyster egg3
#129black spot6
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#41black-and-blue light1,289
#24blank diary6
🥇blank note1
#26blind-packed die-cast metal toy483
#115blob-shaped Crimbo cookie42
#15blue paisley oyster egg143
#43blue plasma ball1,284
#749blue plastic oyster egg6
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#36blue raspberry troll doll2
#75blue striped oyster egg44
#174bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#856bone chips3
#261booze-soaked cherry1
#48bottle of bubbles310
#414bottle of goofballs62
#107box of Pokëmann band-aids18
#2027box of sunshine66
#24breaded beer12
#67brick478
#64brine200
#625broken sword1
#89broken warbear gyrocopter1
#18brown crock marble33
#297bubble-wrap simulator1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#223bucket of honey6
#787buckyball5
#70bumblebee marble2
#142can of Binarrrca76
#45can of CRIMBCOLA35
#4can of Rain-Doh5
#1108can of Red Minotaur1
#59candied bolts13
#48candied nuts17
#316candy cane121
#85candy kneecapping stick19
#99candy knuckles17
#3830candy stake1
#1064canteen of wine14
#91cap gun1
#508cement sandals2
#33chaos butterfly32,386
#418cheap cigar butt1
#494cheap elven gloves9
#46cheap studded belt1,139
#980chunk of depleted Grimacite9
#68cinnamon troll doll1
#124circular CRIMBCOOKIE10
#77clown hammer273
#15club necklace167
#347colorful plastic ball66
#252comfy pillow1
#316commemorative war stein90
#86confiscated cell phone1
#76confiscated love note2
#86confusing LED clock112
#4container of Spooky Putty5
🥉control crystal1
#132correction fluid6
#158corrupted data147
#246crappy brain2
#113crotchety pants1
#126crown-shaped beanie2
#363crumbling rat skull1
#27crumpled felt fedora1
#94crystallized memory3
#25cup of infinite pencils33
#379cyborg stompin' boot5
#80cymbal syrup186
#1025daisy1
#13deanimated reanimator's coffin2
#258decent brain2
#618deck of tropical cards1
#69defective skull305
#49delectable fire ant47
#22delicious shimmering moth427
#65delicious stinkbug35
#189deluxe fax machine2
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#172designer handbag15
#15diamond necklace167
#62dill390
#5disturbing fanfic218,745
#224dollar-sign bag4
#79double-ice box1
#103double-ice britches1
#170double-ice cap1
#264dragon snaps2
#13drop of water-372,004
#232duct tape sword1
#6duct tape wallet983
#176easter egg balloon93
#173eggnog105
#548electrical thingamabob1
#210elephant stinger1
#925elven limbos gingerbread11
#212elven cellocello45
#120elven hardtack55
#574elven moonshine17
#617elven socks7
#215elven suicide capsule44
#193elven whittling knife1
#485empty agua de vida bottle328
#59enchanted handwarmer4
#50encoder ring328
#20ennui-flavored potato chips2,175
#315epic wad1
#1383evil teddy bear6
#157exploding hacky-sack14
#79explosion-flavored chewing gum308
#744extra-greasy slider1
#7fairy-worn boots5
#71fake fake vomit344
#70fake hand307
#57fancy chocolate car42
#1783fancy dress ball3
#266fancy opera glasses16
#222fancy seashell necklace55
#44fat stacks of cash1,582
#855festive holiday hat4
#348festive sausage6
#87figurine of a charred seal30
#184figurine of a cold seal35
#586figurine of a slippery seal1
#176figurine of a wretched-looking seal7
#31fish juice box87
#10fist turkey outline2
#148flaming sword1
#39flavored foot massage oil1,202
#24floaty inverse geode6
#90floaty rock1
#30floaty sand707
#5floaty stone sphere5
#43foam dart1,170
#497foam noodle1
#20foot-long hot daub1
#88forbidden sausage3
#378fossilized baboon skull1
#247fossilized bat skull2
#312fossilized demon skull1
#491fossilized limb12
#306fossilized spider skull1
#578fossilized spike4
#466fossilized spine2
#636fossilized torso3
#578fossilized wing3
#371fossilized wyrm skull1
#578frayed rope belt1
#1786fruitcake6
#377fudge bunny1
#614fudge lily4
#62fudge pocket square1
#259fudge spork1
#186fudgecule13,812
#193fuzzy busby16
#135fuzzy dice20
#97garish pinky ring41
#97ghost cucumber351
#90giant clay ashtray4
#111giant designer sunglasses35
#172giant marshmallow2
#427gift-a-pult1
#103gin-soaked blotter paper9
#3809gingerbread horror1
#123gingerbread mutant bugbear22
#22gingerbread robot25
#303gloomy black mushroom11
#170gloomy mushroom wine4
#224glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#152glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub1
#27glow-in-the-dark wristwatch7
#7glowing frisbee5
#7goat cheese177,325
#692golden ring40
#72good brain855
#20grape troll doll3
#222grass blade1
#193grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#728gray bow tie8
#755green gummi ingot12
#23green peawee marble51
#3472grue egg4
#33grue egg omelette98
#40gummi bowtie2
#136haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis15
#5haiku katana6
#267hamethyst29
#106handful of Laughing Willow bark2
#389handful of confetti99
#42handful of numbers8
#148happiness21
#14heart necklace172
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#141herringcello54
#13hibernating robot reindeer2
#27hobo stogie1
#304holiday cheese log6
#11honey dipper1
#39honey mead1
#92honey-dipped locust61
#8honeybritches1
#19honeycap1
#63hopping socks5
#18hot daub bun1
#231hot egg1
#140huge gold coin47
#179huge pumpkin1
#4infant sandworm5
#577inflatable duck1
#33interesting-looking twig265
#454intriguing puzzle box1
#15invisible bag30
#165irradiated candy cane21
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1149jar of swamp gas3
#106jawbruiser19
#66jazz soap330
#73jerky coins319
#123jet bennie marble1
#85jewel-eyed wizard hat1
#41jingle bell1
#67joybuzzer312
#1910killing feather22
#911knuckle sandwich15
#307kumquartz21
#563laser-broiled pear14
#37lavender paisley oyster egg63
#46lavender plastic oyster egg62
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#480lavender striped oyster egg5
#30lemonade marble9
#32letterman's jacket7
#345lewd playing card7
#61licorice garrote23
#188licorice root42
#5little box of fireworks6
#14llama lama cria4
#20lollipop cufflinks3
#104lollipop stick764
#41lost key112
#89lucky Crimbo tiki necklace2
#53magical ice cube with a fly in it369
#1293mauve paisley oyster egg2
#1188mauve plastic oyster egg3
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#1614mauve striped oyster egg2
#145miniature antlers1
#89monster pants4
#44mood ring309
#1082motivational poster2
🥈moveable feast5
#8mysterious chest5
#542nanite-infested candy cane24
#243nanite-infested eggnog18
#151nanite-infested fruitcake27
#286nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear15
#7naughty origami kit4
#12navel ring of navel gazing2
#59nut-shaped Crimbo cookie14
#22obnoxious riddle11
#108obsidian dagger95
#876off-white paisley oyster egg2
#1823off-white plastic oyster egg2
#902off-white polka-dot oyster egg3
#761off-white striped oyster egg3
#140old sweatpants504
#73oozenog29
#28orange leather lanyard26
🥉organ grinder4
#21pack of KWE trading card101
#99pack of pogs182
#37paint bomb93
#131pair of bolt cutters13
#44panhandle panhandling hat24
#30panicked kernel2
#14papier-mochi1
#363parasitic claw1
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#189parasitic tentacles1
#197passable elf mask15
#688pat-a-cake pendant1
#1038patent leather shoes3
#92peanut brittle shield41
#312pearidot21
#176penguin focaccia bread47
#963penguin thesaurus5
#35peppermint crook1
#85peppermint patty1
#91peppermint twist1
#36personal massager947
#47personalized coffee mug1,212
#1236pet rock5
#61pet rock "Groucho" disguise329
#63pet rock "Snooty" disguise321
#31petit 4.121
#396petrified wood20
#289philosopher's scone1
#59phish stick18
#35pile of loose snow4
#82pilgrim shield1
#76plastic nunchaku1
#28plump juicy grub507
#170pog #01 (spider)6
#483pog #02 (Knob goblin)1
#248pog #03 (warwelf)4
#383pog #04 (skleleton)2
#267pog #05 (ninja snowman)4
#204pog #06 (filthy hippy)5
#131pog #07 (orcish frat boy)8
#314pog #08 (hellion)3
#193pog #09 (pirate)6
#273pog #10 (hobo)4
#307pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)3
#255polyalloy shield10
#95poodle skirt3
#53pool torpedo120
#383pork elf goodies sack18
#289porquoise25
#1023portable photocopier1
#1405possessed top3
#304powdered donut1
#36pregnant oily golden mushroom4
#128psycho sweater3
#1287puce paisley oyster egg2
#1070puce plastic oyster egg3
#33puce polka-dot oyster egg73
#1057puce striped oyster egg2
#15pulsing flesh72
#485pumpkinhead mask13
#8quantum taco2,665
#35quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments16
#24radium-flavored potato chips2,171
#69really dense meat stack58
#29red China marble14
#752red gummi ingot12
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#914red plastic oyster egg5
#1458red polka-dot oyster egg2
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#174red wagon2
#61red-and-green sweater44
#126resolution: be wealthier1
#58ridiculous belt1
#924ridiculous cocktail1
#72ridiculous earring1
#62ridiculous sandwich22
#20ridiculous sunglasses4
#42rigid carapace55
#1250roasted marshmallow5
#1103roboduck-on-a-string1
#328rogue swarmer85
#999roll of toilet paper46
#25rope with some soap on it1
#12rubber WWBD? bracelet179
#14rubber WWJD? bracelet171
#12rubber WWSPD? bracelet191
#16rubber WWtNSD? bracelet154
#62rubber band gun6
#84rubber emo roe289
#48sack lunch989
#8sane hatrack5
#389sawblade fragment77
#28scissor duck4
#93scrumptious ice ant7
🥇seal medal1
#61skulldozer egg1
#697sleeping stocking2
#128slice of pizza16
#260slimy fermented bile bladder30
#95smoking grass917
🥉snow belly1
#10snow hat1
🥉snow pants1
#31soggy used band-aid104
#552solid gold bowling ball32
#70soy cordial6
#15spade necklace171
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#88spangly mariachi vest5
#109spangly sombrero6
#308spectre scepter99
#109sponge cake7
#3327spooky eggnog1
#23spooky rattling cigar box3
#24squamous polyp2
#116square CRIMBCOOKIE10
#192squirming egg sac82
#48stapler bear2
#40stick of "gum"40
#51stick-on eyebrow piercing1,045
#66sticky gloves6
#78sticky hand whip1
#22still grill1
#5stinky cheese ball4
#37strange cube58
#228strawberyl32
#173stress ball1
#223stuffed Baron von Ratsworth160
#19stuffed Cheshire bitten906
#21stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech854
#224stuffed Meat164
#23stuffed angry cow902
#27stuffed astral badger874
#32stuffed baby gravy fairy838
#29stuffed cocoabo818
#2480stuffed doppelshifter2
#28stuffed flaming gravy fairy865
#28stuffed frozen gravy fairy892
#24stuffed hand turkey893
#154stuffed key284
#26stuffed mind flayer872
#281stuffed mink142
#254stuffed monocle156
#30stuffed scary death orb832
#27stuffed sleazy gravy fairy860
#22stuffed snowy owl853
#23stuffed spooky gravy fairy880
#688stuffed spooky mushroom12
#21stuffed stinky gravy fairy826
#273stuffed teddy butler147
#281stuffed tin of caviar144
#129stuffed treasure chest321
#26stuffed undead elbow macaroni874
#76stuffed-shirt scarecrow1
#269sucker bucket1
#99sucker scaffold108
#119sugar shard55
#338sugar sheet1
#6suspicious stocking3
#171sweet mochi ball11
#684sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar1
#91tangle of rat tails4
#31tasty louse107
#764teddy bear8
#1006teddy borg6
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
#42time helmet1
🥇time sleigh1
#11time trousers2
#938tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer1
#954tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory1
#938tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer1
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#753tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer2
#600tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#612tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer3
#614tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer3
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#934tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer1
#743tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer2
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#941tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign1
#503tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer4
#562tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#592tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#586tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#952tiny die-cast factory worker elf1
#928tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf1
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#568tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#764tiny die-cast middle-management elf2
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#50yummy death watch beetle73

Wow, that's 630,298 items total!

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