Museum :: Buzzbuzz

Buzzbuzz

Rank	Item	Quantity
#175	"DRINK ME" potion	196
#115	"KICK ME" sign	1
#29	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	32
#43	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	20
#75	A. W. O. L. commendation	73
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	2
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#56	Amulet of Yendor	322
#11	Apathargic Bandersnatch	3
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#42	Atomic Comic	7
#110	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	7
#325	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	3
#104	BGE merchandise order form	39
#189	BGE pocket calendar	4
#575	BGE shotglass	12
#454	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#144	BGE tiny plastic toy	7
#8	Bag o' Tricks	5
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#4	Boris's Helm	4
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#379	Bulky Buddy Box	8
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#244	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
#251	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1392	CRIMBCO mug	4
#472	CRIMBCO scrip	515
#1421	CRIMBCO wine	3
#112	CRIMBCOIDS mints	19
#75	CRIMBCOLOAF	24
#38	CSA all-purpose soap	253
#63	CSA bravery badge	162
#47	CSA cheerfulness ration	275
#56	CSA discount card	256
#109	CSA fire-starting kit	219
#78	CSA obedience grenade	141
#46	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	425
#5	Camp Scout backpack	5
#58	Camp Scout pup tent	263
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#89	Chori Zo trading card	2
#50	Cinco Mayo Lager	6
#4	Clan VIP Lounge key	1
#886	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#248	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	22
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#41	Crimbo candied pecan	994
#43	Crimbo fudge	931
#34	Crimbo peppermint bark	989
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#5	Crown of Thrones	5
#43	Das Überkühlraum trading card	3
#29	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
#190	Drowsy Sword	99
#7	Elvish sunglasses	5
#152	FDKOL commendation	4,944
#86	FDKOL hotcakes	100
#8	Folder Holder	3
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#212	Frosty's carrot	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#5	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	3
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#70	Go-Wassail	315
#246	Goodfella contract	195
#6	Greatest American Pants	5
#24	Green Clover of Justice	45
#8	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	4
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#68	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	14
#91	Inndya trading card	2
#262	Instant Karma	36
#122	Jack-in-the-box	43
#4	Jarlsberg's pan	3
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#4	Juju Mojo Mask	6
#33	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	4
#7	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	3
#108	LCD game: Burger Belt	1
#108	LCD game: Garbage River	1
#6	Libram of BRICKOs	8
#7	Libram of Divine Favors	4
#10	Libram of Love Songs	5
#4	Libram of Pulled Taffy	4
#4	Libram of Resolutions	5
#29	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	1
#6	Loathing Legion knife	4
#336	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	76
#51	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1,159
#4	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	4
#45	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	8
#203	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1
#372	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	12
#253	Microplushie: Bropane	51
#314	Microplushie: Dorkonide	11
#188	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	31
#171	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	16
#233	Microplushie: Gothochondria	43
#268	Microplushie: Hippylase	53
#253	Microplushie: Hipsterine	5
#225	Microplushie: Hobomosome	31
#227	Microplushie: Otakulone	70
#214	Microplushie: Raverdrine	41
#197	Microplushie: Sororitrate	58
#55	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	6
🥉	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	5
#24	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	2
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#4	My Own Pen Pal kit	3
#14	NPZR chemistry set	471
#31	Nayztameetjoo trading card	4
#151	Newbiesport™ tent	37
#338	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	20
#41	Nuclear Blastball	106
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#92	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#11	Olympic-sized Clan crate	1
#4	Operation Patriot Shield	5
#18	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	2
#304	Order of the Silver Wossname	2
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#193	Oscus's pelt	1
#8	Pantsgiving	3
#45	Poison Oak trading card	3
#166	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	11
#76	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	14
#194	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	4
#182	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	8
#208	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	7
#66	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	15
#93	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	16
#254	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	3
#199	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	7
#74	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	19
#143	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	5
#255	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	8
#265	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	8
#93	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	16
#321	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	6
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#127	Red Balloon of Valor	2
#34	Red Pill	11
#112	Red Rover BB gun	32
#84	Roo trading card	2
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#23	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	2
#408	Schrödinger's thermos	40
#16	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	4
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#8	Small Medium	5
#9	Snow Suit	2
#5	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	5
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#57	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	360
#59	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	354
#11	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	15
#59	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	316
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#169	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	27
#24	The Confiscator's Grimoire	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#12	The Smith's Tome	2
#45	The Snake trading card	3
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#13	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	2
#4	Thor's Pliers	3
#76	Thorny Toad trading card	2
#220	Thwaitgold bee statuette	8
#55	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	23
#195	Tiger-lily's milk	6
#249	Tiki lighter	2
#11	Tome of Clip Art	5
#7	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	5
#79	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	175
#71	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	201
#70	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	190
#74	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	178
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#154	Typical Tavern swill	69
#39	Ultracolor™ shirt	19
#5	Unagnimated Gnome	3
#234	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	6
#58	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	314
#19	V for Vivala mask	2
#724	Valentine	24
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#203	Wand of Oscus	1
#152	Wint-O-Fresh mint	128
#81	Woldo trading card	2
#35	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	1,036
#151	Yellow Moon of Compassion	17
#70	Ze™ goggles	99
#133	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	9
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#104	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#7	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	263
#18	a cute angel	2
#719	abominable snowcone	10
#77	actual reality goggles	43
#39	adventurer clone egg	1
#10	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	1
#9	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	3
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#147	amok pudding	1
#109	amok putter	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#69	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	20
#25	antique bottle opener	25
#581	antique hand mirror	2
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#343	antique painting of a landscape	2
#33	antique pair of blue jeans	19
#98	antique record album	30
#26	antique souvenir drawing	20
#469	asshat	2
#312	baconstone	25
#431	badass belt	103
#141	bag of Cheat-Os	109
#52	bag of GORF	416
#60	bag of GORP	434
#46	bag of QWOP	252
#107	bag of airline peanuts	211
#1591	ball	2
#77	ballpark hot daub	1
#677	banana-frosted king cake	3
#277	bananagate	25
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#1192	bath ball gift set	2
#188	beer-scented teddy bear	3
#14	beholed bedsheet	26
#118	bejeweled cufflinks	30
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#522	bindlestocking	3
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#47	bit of clingfilm	55
#55	black candy heart	281
#55	black paisley oyster egg	70
#1182	black polka-dot oyster egg	3
#129	black spot	6
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#41	black-and-blue light	1,289
#24	blank diary	6
🥇	blank note	1
#26	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	483
#115	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	42
#15	blue paisley oyster egg	143
#42	blue plasma ball	1,284
#749	blue plastic oyster egg	6
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#36	blue raspberry troll doll	2
#75	blue striped oyster egg	44
#173	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#856	bone chips	3
#263	booze-soaked cherry	1
#48	bottle of bubbles	310
#413	bottle of goofballs	62
#107	box of Pokëmann band-aids	18
#2027	box of sunshine	66
#24	breaded beer	12
#67	brick	478
#64	brine	200
#624	broken sword	1
#89	broken warbear gyrocopter	1
#18	brown crock marble	33
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#223	bucket of honey	6
#787	buckyball	5
#70	bumblebee marble	2
#142	can of Binarrrca	76
#45	can of CRIMBCOLA	35
#4	can of Rain-Doh	5
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#59	candied bolts	13
#48	candied nuts	17
#316	candy cane	121
#85	candy kneecapping stick	19
#99	candy knuckles	17
#3830	candy stake	1
#1064	canteen of wine	14
#90	cap gun	1
#508	cement sandals	2
#33	chaos butterfly	32,386
#419	cheap cigar butt	1
#494	cheap elven gloves	9
#46	cheap studded belt	1,139
#980	chunk of depleted Grimacite	9
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#124	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	10
#77	clown hammer	273
#15	club necklace	167
#347	colorful plastic ball	66
#253	comfy pillow	1
#316	commemorative war stein	90
#86	confiscated cell phone	1
#76	confiscated love note	2
#86	confusing LED clock	112
#4	container of Spooky Putty	5
🥉	control crystal	1
#132	correction fluid	6
#158	corrupted data	147
#247	crappy brain	2
#113	crotchety pants	1
#126	crown-shaped beanie	2
#362	crumbling rat skull	1
#27	crumpled felt fedora	1
#94	crystallized memory	3
#25	cup of infinite pencils	33
#379	cyborg stompin' boot	5
#79	cymbal syrup	186
#1025	daisy	1
#13	deanimated reanimator's coffin	2
#259	decent brain	2
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#69	defective skull	305
#49	delectable fire ant	47
#22	delicious shimmering moth	427
#65	delicious stinkbug	35
#189	deluxe fax machine	2
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#171	designer handbag	15
#15	diamond necklace	167
#62	dill	390
#5	disturbing fanfic	218,745
#224	dollar-sign bag	4
#80	double-ice box	1
#104	double-ice britches	1
#171	double-ice cap	1
#266	dragon snaps	2
#13	drop of water-37	2,004
#232	duct tape sword	1
#7	duct tape wallet	983
#176	easter egg balloon	93
#173	eggnog	105
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#210	elephant stinger	1
#925	elven limbos gingerbread	11
#212	elven cellocello	45
#120	elven hardtack	55
#574	elven moonshine	17
#617	elven socks	7
#215	elven suicide capsule	44
#193	elven whittling knife	1
#485	empty agua de vida bottle	328
#59	enchanted handwarmer	4
#50	encoder ring	328
#19	ennui-flavored potato chips	2,175
#315	epic wad	1
#1383	evil teddy bear	6
#156	exploding hacky-sack	14
#79	explosion-flavored chewing gum	308
#744	extra-greasy slider	1
#7	fairy-worn boots	5
#71	fake fake vomit	344
#71	fake hand	307
#57	fancy chocolate car	42
#1783	fancy dress ball	3
#267	fancy opera glasses	16
#222	fancy seashell necklace	55
#45	fat stacks of cash	1,582
#855	festive holiday hat	4
#348	festive sausage	6
#86	figurine of a charred seal	30
#183	figurine of a cold seal	35
#585	figurine of a slippery seal	1
#175	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	7
#31	fish juice box	87
#10	fist turkey outline	2
#148	flaming sword	1
#39	flavored foot massage oil	1,202
#24	floaty inverse geode	6
#90	floaty rock	1
#30	floaty sand	707
#5	floaty stone sphere	5
#44	foam dart	1,170
#496	foam noodle	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#378	fossilized baboon skull	1
#247	fossilized bat skull	2
#312	fossilized demon skull	1
#491	fossilized limb	12
#306	fossilized spider skull	1
#578	fossilized spike	4
#467	fossilized spine	2
#636	fossilized torso	3
#578	fossilized wing	3
#371	fossilized wyrm skull	1
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#1786	fruitcake	6
#380	fudge bunny	1
#614	fudge lily	4
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#259	fudge spork	1
#186	fudgecule	13,812
#193	fuzzy busby	16
#135	fuzzy dice	20
#96	garish pinky ring	41
#97	ghost cucumber	351
#90	giant clay ashtray	4
#110	giant designer sunglasses	35
#172	giant marshmallow	2
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#102	gin-soaked blotter paper	9
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#123	gingerbread mutant bugbear	22
#22	gingerbread robot	25
#302	gloomy black mushroom	11
#170	gloomy mushroom wine	4
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#27	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	7
#7	glowing frisbee	5
#7	goat cheese	177,325
#692	golden ring	40
#72	good brain	855
#20	grape troll doll	3
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#728	gray bow tie	8
#756	green gummi ingot	12
#23	green peawee marble	51
#3472	grue egg	4
#33	grue egg omelette	98
#40	gummi bowtie	2
#136	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	15
#5	haiku katana	6
#267	hamethyst	29
#106	handful of Laughing Willow bark	2
#388	handful of confetti	99
#42	handful of numbers	8
#148	happiness	21
#14	heart necklace	172
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#141	herringcello	54
#13	hibernating robot reindeer	2
#27	hobo stogie	1
#304	holiday cheese log	6
#11	honey dipper	1
#39	honey mead	1
#92	honey-dipped locust	61
#8	honeybritches	1
#19	honeycap	1
#63	hopping socks	5
#18	hot daub bun	1
#231	hot egg	1
#140	huge gold coin	47
#179	huge pumpkin	1
#4	infant sandworm	5
#577	inflatable duck	1
#33	interesting-looking twig	265
#456	intriguing puzzle box	1
#15	invisible bag	30
#165	irradiated candy cane	21
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1149	jar of swamp gas	3
#106	jawbruiser	19
#66	jazz soap	330
#73	jerky coins	319
#123	jet bennie marble	1
#85	jewel-eyed wizard hat	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#67	joybuzzer	312
#1910	killing feather	22
#911	knuckle sandwich	15
#307	kumquartz	21
#563	laser-broiled pear	14
#37	lavender paisley oyster egg	63
#46	lavender plastic oyster egg	62
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#480	lavender striped oyster egg	5
#30	lemonade marble	9
#31	letterman's jacket	7
#345	lewd playing card	7
#61	licorice garrote	23
#188	licorice root	42
#5	little box of fireworks	6
#14	llama lama cria	4
#20	lollipop cufflinks	3
#104	lollipop stick	764
#41	lost key	112
#88	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	2
#53	magical ice cube with a fly in it	369
#1293	mauve paisley oyster egg	2
#1188	mauve plastic oyster egg	3
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1614	mauve striped oyster egg	2
#145	miniature antlers	1
#89	monster pants	4
#44	mood ring	309
#1081	motivational poster	2
🥈	moveable feast	5
#8	mysterious chest	5
#543	nanite-infested candy cane	24
#243	nanite-infested eggnog	18
#151	nanite-infested fruitcake	27
#286	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	15
#7	naughty origami kit	4
#12	navel ring of navel gazing	2
#59	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	14
#22	obnoxious riddle	11
#107	obsidian dagger	95
#876	off-white paisley oyster egg	2
#1823	off-white plastic oyster egg	2
#902	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	3
#761	off-white striped oyster egg	3
#140	old sweatpants	504
#73	oozenog	29
#28	orange leather lanyard	26
🥉	organ grinder	4
#21	pack of KWE trading card	101
#99	pack of pogs	182
#37	paint bomb	93
#131	pair of bolt cutters	13
#44	panhandle panhandling hat	24
#30	panicked kernel	2
#14	papier-mochi	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#227	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#197	passable elf mask	15
#688	pat-a-cake pendant	1
#1038	patent leather shoes	3
#91	peanut brittle shield	41
#312	pearidot	21
#176	penguin focaccia bread	47
#963	penguin thesaurus	5
#35	peppermint crook	1
#85	peppermint patty	1
#91	peppermint twist	1
#34	personal massager	947
#47	personalized coffee mug	1,212
#1236	pet rock	5
#61	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	329
#63	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	321
#31	petit 4.1	21
#396	petrified wood	20
#290	philosopher's scone	1
#59	phish stick	18
#35	pile of loose snow	4
#82	pilgrim shield	1
#76	plastic nunchaku	1
#28	plump juicy grub	507
#170	pog #01 (spider)	6
#483	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	1
#249	pog #03 (warwelf)	4
#383	pog #04 (skleleton)	2
#267	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	4
#204	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	5
#132	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	8
#315	pog #08 (hellion)	3
#193	pog #09 (pirate)	6
#273	pog #10 (hobo)	4
#307	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	3
#255	polyalloy shield	10
#95	poodle skirt	3
#53	pool torpedo	120
#383	pork elf goodies sack	18
#289	porquoise	25
#1023	portable photocopier	1
#1405	possessed top	3
#304	powdered donut	1
#36	pregnant oily golden mushroom	4
#128	psycho sweater	3
#1287	puce paisley oyster egg	2
#1070	puce plastic oyster egg	3
#33	puce polka-dot oyster egg	73
#1057	puce striped oyster egg	2
#15	pulsing flesh	72
#485	pumpkinhead mask	13
#8	quantum taco	2,665
#35	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	16
#23	radium-flavored potato chips	2,171
#69	really dense meat stack	58
#29	red China marble	14
#752	red gummi ingot	12
#2227	red paisley oyster egg	1
#914	red plastic oyster egg	5
#1458	red polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1646	red striped oyster egg	1
#174	red wagon	2
#61	red-and-green sweater	44
#126	resolution: be wealthier	1
#58	ridiculous belt	1
#924	ridiculous cocktail	1
#72	ridiculous earring	1
#62	ridiculous sandwich	22
#20	ridiculous sunglasses	4
#42	rigid carapace	55
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#23	still grill	1
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#37	strange cube	58
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#19	stuffed Cheshire bitten	906
#21	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	854
#223	stuffed Meat	164
#23	stuffed angry cow	902
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#27	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	860
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#280	stuffed tin of caviar	144
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#269	sucker bucket	1
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#1006	teddy borg	6
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#955	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
#938	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
#611	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
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#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#941	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
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#563	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#592	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
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#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
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#951	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
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#477	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	4
#304	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	2
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
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#26	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	337
#153	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	26
#18	tiny plastic Axe Wound	355
#16	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	202
#105	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	20
#134	tiny plastic Beebee King	16
#12	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	204
#127	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	3
#41	tiny plastic Big Candy	6
#25	tiny plastic Black Knight	303
#15	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	190
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#17	tiny plastic Boss Bat	187
#83	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	11
#109	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	4
#179	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	22
#174	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	78
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#134	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	15
#85	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	6
#224	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	39
#213	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	40
#585	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	6
#79	tiny plastic Crimbomination	6
#261	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	5
#91	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	6
#13	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	3
#820	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
#84	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
#124	tiny plastic Father McGruber	28
#18	tiny plastic Felonia	182
#48	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	6
#22	tiny plastic G Imp	293
#34	tiny plastic GORM-8	6
#20	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	362
#25	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	318
#145	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	27
#21	tiny plastic Hellion	300
#16	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	318
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#32	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	6
#19	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	190
#24	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	306
#20	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	300
#21	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	303
#22	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	314
#151	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	7
#5	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	5
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#153	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	6
#109	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	4
#17	tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress	1
#148	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	26
#24	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	320
#24	tiny plastic Protagonist	306
#80	tiny plastic Queen Bee	23
#168	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	6
#112	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	32
#272	tiny plastic Scream Queen	5
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#23	tiny plastic Spam Witch	330
#21	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	345
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#24	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	152
#20	tiny plastic The Man	186
#34	tiny plastic Toybot	6
#25	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	298
#152	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	16
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#101	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	19
#23	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	296
#53	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	6
#150	tiny plastic accordion thief	21
#303	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	5
#28	tiny plastic angry bugbear	296
#118	tiny plastic angry goat	116
#106	tiny plastic angry space marine	32
#17	tiny plastic anime smiley	336
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
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#20	tiny plastic astronomer	297
#139	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	99
#220	tiny plastic barrrnacle	64
#97	tiny plastic batbugbear	35
#23	tiny plastic beanbat	334
#107	tiny plastic bee swarm	34
#146	tiny plastic beebee gunners	27
#133	tiny plastic beebee queue	27
#803	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	6
#87	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	40
#92	tiny plastic blazing bat	35
#149	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	89
#12	tiny plastic blooper	332
#25	tiny plastic brainsweeper	287
#24	tiny plastic briefcase bat	345
#86	tiny plastic bugaboo	41
#113	tiny plastic buzzerker	32
#84	tiny plastic cavebugbear	42
#136	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	6
#176	tiny plastic cocoabo	80
#189	tiny plastic coffee pixie	70
#41	tiny plastic colollilossus	6
#21	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	192
#24	tiny plastic cubist bull	330
#19	tiny plastic demoninja	342
#234	tiny plastic disco bandit	16
#19	tiny plastic drunk goat	367
#152	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	6
#114	tiny plastic fax machine	4
#11	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	351
#29	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	292
#100	tiny plastic fire servant	20
#22	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	304
#29	tiny plastic fruit golem	279
#192	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	69
#258	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	54
#199	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	72
#24	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	304
#317	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	5
#23	tiny plastic goth giant	315
#217	tiny plastic grue	61
#18	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	319
#258	tiny plastic hermit	14
#108	tiny plastic hobo elf	4
#200	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	72
#231	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	18
#256	tiny plastic killer bee	56
#25	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	308
#197	tiny plastic leprechaun	69
#214	tiny plastic levitating potato	66
#11	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	334
#88	tiny plastic moneybee	38
#292	tiny plastic mosquito	51
#125	tiny plastic mumblebee	30
#153	tiny plastic mutant elf	6
#24	tiny plastic ninja snowman	328
#320	tiny plastic pastamancer	12
#209	tiny plastic peacannon	11
#17	tiny plastic protector spectre	2
#229	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	63
#211	tiny plastic sauceror	17
#19	tiny plastic scary clown	301
#140	tiny plastic seal clubber	23
#22	tiny plastic senile lihc	326
#355	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	4
#23	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	342
#115	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	18
#24	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	304
#195	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	74
#20	tiny plastic spooky vampire	296
#182	tiny plastic stab bat	77
#195	tiny plastic star starfish	69
#91	tiny plastic stocking mimic	6
#139	tiny plastic strand of DNA	6
#188	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	43
#17	tiny plastic taco cat	328
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#78	tiny plastic the Free Man	23
#15	tiny plastic topiary golem	296
#45	tiny plastic trollipop	6
#452	tiny plastic turtle tamer	10
#25	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	339
#35	tiny plastic warbear	6
#29	tiny plastic warbear fortress	6
#11	tiny plastic warwelf	301
#24	tiny plastic whitesnake	289
#18	tiny plastic zmobie	289
#41	toast	76,638
#915	toothsome rock	10
#1384	toy train	1
#113	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	11
#253	tropical paperweight	2
#680	tropical wrapping paper	2
#16	twitching claw	91
#262	unearthed potsherd	11
#1538	unstable DNA	15
#396	unstable laser battery	69
#593	useless powder	160
#682	valuable trinket	100
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#113	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	80
#73	vinegar	387
#89	vitachoconutriment capsule	42
#471	voodoo snuff	2
#900	wad of cotton	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#25	warbear accoutrements chunk	200
#106	warbear badge	1
#227	warbear battery	12
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
#252	warbear bearserker potion	1
#436	warbear beeping telegram	1
#174	warbear breakfast machine assembler	3
#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
#222	warbear drone assembler	2
🥉	warbear electric long johns	1
#5	warbear electric warscarf	1
#4	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
#125	warbear empathy chip	5
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#54	warbear exhaust manifold	4
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
#97	warbear feasting bread	7
#88	warbear feasting mead	9
#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
#209	warbear foil hat	1
#11	warbear goggles	1
#117	warbear gyro	2
#270	warbear gyrocopter	3
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#21	warbear helm fragment	200
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#37	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	27
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#68	warbear liquid lasers	2
#273	warbear liquid overcoat	1
#9	warbear long johns	1
#355	warbear metalworking primer	2
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#311	warbear procedural hilarity drone	3
#87	warbear rejuvenation potion	1
#165	warbear robo-camouflage unit	8
#282	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	4
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#21	warbear trouser fragment	200
#244	warbear wardance potion	2
#75	warbear warrior bread	5
#13	warbear warscarf	1
#29	warbear whosit	7,046
#60	water purification pills	419
#474	water wings	1
#37	watered-down Red Minotaur	135
#903	white balloon	1
#67	whoopie cushion	323
#37	wild honey pie	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#29	willyweed	104
#173	wind-up Whatsian robot	1
#68	wind-up chattering teeth	328
#40	wind-up meatcar	310
#153	wind-up navigation droid	1
#166	wind-up vampire teeth	1
#18	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	2,179
#18	witch hat	25
#407	wolfman mask	15
#281	world's smallest violin	1
#62	x-ray specs	318
#748	yellow gummi ingot	12
#1180	yellow paisley oyster egg	2
#222	yellow plastic oyster egg	23
#78	yellow snowcone	325
#775	yellow striped oyster egg	3
#2364	yo-yo	1
#50	yummy death watch beetle	73

Wow, that's 630,298 items total!

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