#175 | "DRINK ME" potion | 196 |
#114 | "KICK ME" sign | 1 |
#29 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 32 |
#44 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 20 |
#75 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 73 |
#39 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
#59 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
#66 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
#38 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 2 |
#60 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
#414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
#57 | Amulet of Yendor | 322 |
#11 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 3 |
#232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
#42 | Atomic Comic | 7 |
#110 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 7 |
#325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
#104 | BGE merchandise order form | 39 |
#188 | BGE pocket calendar | 4 |
#574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
#454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
#144 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 7 |
#8 | Bag o' Tricks | 5 |
🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
#48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
#36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
#39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
#522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
#4 | Boris's Helm | 4 |
#26 | Buddy Bjorn | 1 |
#379 | Bulky Buddy Box | 8 |
🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
#183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
#582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
#480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
#508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
#244 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
#251 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
#529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
#1393 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
#473 | CRIMBCO scrip | 515 |
#1422 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
#112 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 19 |
#75 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 24 |
#38 | CSA all-purpose soap | 253 |
#63 | CSA bravery badge | 162 |
#47 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 275 |
#56 | CSA discount card | 256 |
#109 | CSA fire-starting kit | 219 |
#79 | CSA obedience grenade | 141 |
#46 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 425 |
#5 | Camp Scout backpack | 5 |
#58 | Camp Scout pup tent | 263 |
#118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
#175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
#185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
#83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
#89 | Chori Zo trading card | 2 |
#50 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 6 |
#4 | Clan VIP Lounge key | 1 |
#887 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
#249 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 22 |
#109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
#41 | Crimbo candied pecan | 994 |
#43 | Crimbo fudge | 931 |
#34 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 989 |
#272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#5 | Crown of Thrones | 5 |
#43 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 3 |
#29 | Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog | 1 |
#191 | Drowsy Sword | 99 |
#7 | Elvish sunglasses | 5 |
#152 | FDKOL commendation | 4,944 |
#86 | FDKOL hotcakes | 100 |
#8 | Folder Holder | 3 |
#84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
#212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
#16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
#196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
#214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
#120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
#248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
#5 | GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card | 3 |
#441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
#70 | Go-Wassail | 315 |
#246 | Goodfella contract | 195 |
#6 | Greatest American Pants | 5 |
#23 | Green Clover of Justice | 45 |
#8 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 4 |
#88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
#95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
#68 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 14 |
#91 | Inndya trading card | 2 |
#263 | Instant Karma | 36 |
#123 | Jack-in-the-box | 43 |
#4 | Jarlsberg's pan | 3 |
#1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
#4 | Juju Mojo Mask | 6 |
#33 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 4 |
#7 | KoLHS Pep Squad Box | 3 |
#108 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 1 |
#108 | LCD game: Garbage River | 1 |
#6 | Libram of BRICKOs | 8 |
#7 | Libram of Divine Favors | 4 |
#10 | Libram of Love Songs | 5 |
#4 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 4 |
#4 | Libram of Resolutions | 5 |
#30 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
#6 | Loathing Legion knife | 4 |
#336 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 76 |
#51 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1,159 |
#4 | Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit | 4 |
#45 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 8 |
#203 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 1 |
#373 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 12 |
#254 | Microplushie: Bropane | 51 |
#315 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 11 |
#189 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 31 |
#172 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 16 |
#234 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 43 |
#269 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 53 |
#255 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 5 |
#226 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 31 |
#228 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 70 |
#215 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 41 |
#198 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 58 |
#55 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 6 |
🥉 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 5 |
#24 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 2 |
#232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
#4 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 3 |
#14 | NPZR chemistry set | 471 |
#31 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 4 |
#151 | Newbiesport™ tent | 37 |
#339 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 20 |
#40 | Nuclear Blastball | 106 |
#216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
#128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
#99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
#196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
#93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
#187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
#11 | Olympic-sized Clan crate | 1 |
#4 | Operation Patriot Shield | 5 |
#18 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 2 |
#305 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
#187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
#100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
#106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
#194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
#8 | Pantsgiving | 3 |
#45 | Poison Oak trading card | 3 |
#166 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 11 |
#76 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 14 |
#194 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 4 |
#182 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 8 |
#208 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 7 |
#66 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 15 |
#93 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 16 |
#254 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 3 |
#199 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 7 |
#74 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 19 |
#143 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 5 |
#255 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 8 |
#265 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 8 |
#93 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 16 |
#321 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 6 |
#233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
#255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
#127 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
#34 | Red Pill | 11 |
#113 | Red Rover BB gun | 32 |
#84 | Roo trading card | 2 |
#118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
#23 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 2 |
#408 | Schrödinger's thermos | 40 |
#16 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 4 |
#211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
#8 | Small Medium | 5 |
#9 | Snow Suit | 2 |
#5 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 5 |
#153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
#57 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 360 |
#59 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 354 |
#11 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 15 |
#59 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 316 |
#21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
#169 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 27 |
#24 | The Confiscator's Grimoire | 1 |
#217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
#1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
#12 | The Smith's Tome | 2 |
#45 | The Snake trading card | 3 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#13 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 2 |
#4 | Thor's Pliers | 3 |
#76 | Thorny Toad trading card | 2 |
#220 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 8 |
#53 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 23 |
#193 | Tiger-lily's milk | 6 |
#249 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
#11 | Tome of Clip Art | 5 |
#7 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 5 |
#80 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 175 |
#72 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 201 |
#70 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 190 |
#74 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 178 |
#157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
#160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
#189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
#154 | Typical Tavern swill | 69 |
#39 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 19 |
#5 | Unagnimated Gnome | 3 |
#234 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 6 |
#58 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 314 |
#19 | V for Vivala mask | 2 |
#724 | Valentine | 24 |
#228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
#205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
#152 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 128 |
#81 | Woldo trading card | 2 |
#35 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1,036 |
#152 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 17 |
#70 | Ze™ goggles | 99 |
#134 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 9 |
#17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
#181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
#187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
#105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
#85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
#191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
#7 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 263 |
#18 | a cute angel | 2 |
#719 | abominable snowcone | 10 |
#77 | actual reality goggles | 43 |
#40 | adventurer clone egg | 1 |
#10 | airplane charter: Conspiracy Island | 1 |
#9 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 3 |
#1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
#146 | amok pudding | 1 |
#108 | amok putter | 1 |
🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
#69 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 20 |
#25 | antique bottle opener | 25 |
#581 | antique hand mirror | 2 |
#496 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
#343 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
#33 | antique pair of blue jeans | 19 |
#97 | antique record album | 30 |
#26 | antique souvenir drawing | 20 |
#468 | asshat | 2 |
#312 | baconstone | 25 |
#432 | badass belt | 103 |
#141 | bag of Cheat-Os | 109 |
#52 | bag of GORF | 416 |
#60 | bag of GORP | 434 |
#46 | bag of QWOP | 252 |
#107 | bag of airline peanuts | 211 |
#1591 | ball | 2 |
#76 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
#677 | banana-frosted king cake | 3 |
#277 | bananagate | 25 |
#72 | bark beret | 1 |
#70 | bark boxers | 1 |
#91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
#1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
#188 | beer-scented teddy bear | 3 |
#14 | beholed bedsheet | 26 |
#119 | bejeweled cufflinks | 30 |
#977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
#521 | bindlestocking | 3 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
#47 | bit of clingfilm | 55 |
#55 | black candy heart | 281 |
#55 | black paisley oyster egg | 70 |
#1182 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
#129 | black spot | 6 |
#2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
#41 | black-and-blue light | 1,289 |
#24 | blank diary | 6 |
🥇 | blank note | 1 |
#26 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 483 |
#115 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 42 |
#15 | blue paisley oyster egg | 143 |
#43 | blue plasma ball | 1,284 |
#749 | blue plastic oyster egg | 6 |
#2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#36 | blue raspberry troll doll | 2 |
#75 | blue striped oyster egg | 44 |
#174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
#856 | bone chips | 3 |
#261 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
#48 | bottle of bubbles | 310 |
#414 | bottle of goofballs | 62 |
#107 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 18 |
#2027 | box of sunshine | 66 |
#24 | breaded beer | 12 |
#67 | brick | 478 |
#64 | brine | 200 |
#625 | broken sword | 1 |
#89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
#18 | brown crock marble | 33 |
#297 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#223 | bucket of honey | 6 |
#787 | buckyball | 5 |
#70 | bumblebee marble | 2 |
#142 | can of Binarrrca | 76 |
#45 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 35 |
#4 | can of Rain-Doh | 5 |
#1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
#59 | candied bolts | 13 |
#48 | candied nuts | 17 |
#316 | candy cane | 121 |
#85 | candy kneecapping stick | 19 |
#99 | candy knuckles | 17 |
#3830 | candy stake | 1 |
#1064 | canteen of wine | 14 |
#91 | cap gun | 1 |
#508 | cement sandals | 2 |
#33 | chaos butterfly | 32,386 |
#418 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
#494 | cheap elven gloves | 9 |
#46 | cheap studded belt | 1,139 |
#980 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 9 |
#68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
#124 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 10 |
#77 | clown hammer | 273 |
#15 | club necklace | 167 |
#347 | colorful plastic ball | 66 |
#252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
#316 | commemorative war stein | 90 |
#86 | confiscated cell phone | 1 |
#76 | confiscated love note | 2 |
#86 | confusing LED clock | 112 |
#4 | container of Spooky Putty | 5 |
🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
#132 | correction fluid | 6 |
#158 | corrupted data | 147 |
#246 | crappy brain | 2 |
#113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
#126 | crown-shaped beanie | 2 |
#363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
#27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
#94 | crystallized memory | 3 |
#25 | cup of infinite pencils | 33 |
#379 | cyborg stompin' boot | 5 |
#80 | cymbal syrup | 186 |
#1025 | daisy | 1 |
#13 | deanimated reanimator's coffin | 2 |
#258 | decent brain | 2 |
#618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
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#49 | delectable fire ant | 47 |
#22 | delicious shimmering moth | 427 |
#65 | delicious stinkbug | 35 |
#189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
#507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
#172 | designer handbag | 15 |
#15 | diamond necklace | 167 |
#62 | dill | 390 |
#5 | disturbing fanfic | 218,745 |
#224 | dollar-sign bag | 4 |
#79 | double-ice box | 1 |
#103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
#170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
#264 | dragon snaps | 2 |
#13 | drop of water-37 | 2,004 |
#232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
#6 | duct tape wallet | 983 |
#176 | easter egg balloon | 93 |
#173 | eggnog | 105 |
#548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
#210 | elephant stinger | 1 |
#925 | elven limbos gingerbread | 11 |
#212 | elven cellocello | 45 |
#120 | elven hardtack | 55 |
#574 | elven moonshine | 17 |
#617 | elven socks | 7 |
#215 | elven suicide capsule | 44 |
#193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
#485 | empty agua de vida bottle | 328 |
#59 | enchanted handwarmer | 4 |
#50 | encoder ring | 328 |
#20 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 2,175 |
#315 | epic wad | 1 |
#1383 | evil teddy bear | 6 |
#157 | exploding hacky-sack | 14 |
#79 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 308 |
#744 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
#7 | fairy-worn boots | 5 |
#71 | fake fake vomit | 344 |
#70 | fake hand | 307 |
#57 | fancy chocolate car | 42 |
#1783 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
#266 | fancy opera glasses | 16 |
#222 | fancy seashell necklace | 55 |
#44 | fat stacks of cash | 1,582 |
#855 | festive holiday hat | 4 |
#348 | festive sausage | 6 |
#87 | figurine of a charred seal | 30 |
#184 | figurine of a cold seal | 35 |
#586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
#176 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 7 |
#31 | fish juice box | 87 |
#10 | fist turkey outline | 2 |
#148 | flaming sword | 1 |
#39 | flavored foot massage oil | 1,202 |
#24 | floaty inverse geode | 6 |
#90 | floaty rock | 1 |
#30 | floaty sand | 707 |
#5 | floaty stone sphere | 5 |
#43 | foam dart | 1,170 |
#497 | foam noodle | 1 |
#20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
#88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
#378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
#247 | fossilized bat skull | 2 |
#312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
#491 | fossilized limb | 12 |
#306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
#578 | fossilized spike | 4 |
#466 | fossilized spine | 2 |
#636 | fossilized torso | 3 |
#578 | fossilized wing | 3 |
#371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
#578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
#1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
#377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
#614 | fudge lily | 4 |
#62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
#259 | fudge spork | 1 |
#186 | fudgecule | 13,812 |
#193 | fuzzy busby | 16 |
#135 | fuzzy dice | 20 |
#97 | garish pinky ring | 41 |
#97 | ghost cucumber | 351 |
#90 | giant clay ashtray | 4 |
#111 | giant designer sunglasses | 35 |
#172 | giant marshmallow | 2 |
#427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
#103 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 9 |
#3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
#123 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 22 |
#22 | gingerbread robot | 25 |
#303 | gloomy black mushroom | 11 |
#170 | gloomy mushroom wine | 4 |
#224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
#152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
#27 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 7 |
#7 | glowing frisbee | 5 |
#7 | goat cheese | 177,325 |
#692 | golden ring | 40 |
#72 | good brain | 855 |
#20 | grape troll doll | 3 |
#222 | grass blade | 1 |
#193 | grass hat | 1 |
#188 | grass skirt | 1 |
#728 | gray bow tie | 8 |
#755 | green gummi ingot | 12 |
#23 | green peawee marble | 51 |
#3472 | grue egg | 4 |
#33 | grue egg omelette | 98 |
#40 | gummi bowtie | 2 |
#136 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 15 |
#5 | haiku katana | 6 |
#267 | hamethyst | 29 |
#106 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 2 |
#389 | handful of confetti | 99 |
#42 | handful of numbers | 8 |
#148 | happiness | 21 |
#14 | heart necklace | 172 |
🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
#141 | herringcello | 54 |
#13 | hibernating robot reindeer | 2 |
#27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
#304 | holiday cheese log | 6 |
#11 | honey dipper | 1 |
#39 | honey mead | 1 |
#92 | honey-dipped locust | 61 |
#8 | honeybritches | 1 |
#19 | honeycap | 1 |
#63 | hopping socks | 5 |
#18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
#231 | hot egg | 1 |
#140 | huge gold coin | 47 |
#179 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
#4 | infant sandworm | 5 |
#577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
#33 | interesting-looking twig | 265 |
#454 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
#15 | invisible bag | 30 |
#165 | irradiated candy cane | 21 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#1149 | jar of swamp gas | 3 |
#106 | jawbruiser | 19 |
#66 | jazz soap | 330 |
#73 | jerky coins | 319 |
#123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
#85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
#41 | jingle bell | 1 |
#67 | joybuzzer | 312 |
#1910 | killing feather | 22 |
#911 | knuckle sandwich | 15 |
#307 | kumquartz | 21 |
#563 | laser-broiled pear | 14 |
#37 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 63 |
#46 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 62 |
#2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#480 | lavender striped oyster egg | 5 |
#30 | lemonade marble | 9 |
#32 | letterman's jacket | 7 |
#345 | lewd playing card | 7 |
#61 | licorice garrote | 23 |
#188 | licorice root | 42 |
#5 | little box of fireworks | 6 |
#14 | llama lama cria | 4 |
#20 | lollipop cufflinks | 3 |
#104 | lollipop stick | 764 |
#41 | lost key | 112 |
#89 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 2 |
#53 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 369 |
#1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
#1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
#1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
#145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
#89 | monster pants | 4 |
#44 | mood ring | 309 |
#1082 | motivational poster | 2 |
🥈 | moveable feast | 5 |
#8 | mysterious chest | 5 |
#542 | nanite-infested candy cane | 24 |
#243 | nanite-infested eggnog | 18 |
#151 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 27 |
#286 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 15 |
#7 | naughty origami kit | 4 |
#12 | navel ring of navel gazing | 2 |
#59 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 14 |
#22 | obnoxious riddle | 11 |
#108 | obsidian dagger | 95 |
#876 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
#1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
#902 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
#761 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
#140 | old sweatpants | 504 |
#73 | oozenog | 29 |
#28 | orange leather lanyard | 26 |
🥉 | organ grinder | 4 |
#21 | pack of KWE trading card | 101 |
#99 | pack of pogs | 182 |
#37 | paint bomb | 93 |
#131 | pair of bolt cutters | 13 |
#44 | panhandle panhandling hat | 24 |
#30 | panicked kernel | 2 |
#14 | papier-mochi | 1 |
#363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
#228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
#233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
#189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
#197 | passable elf mask | 15 |
#688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
#1038 | patent leather shoes | 3 |
#92 | peanut brittle shield | 41 |
#312 | pearidot | 21 |
#176 | penguin focaccia bread | 47 |
#963 | penguin thesaurus | 5 |
#35 | peppermint crook | 1 |
#85 | peppermint patty | 1 |
#91 | peppermint twist | 1 |
#36 | personal massager | 947 |
#47 | personalized coffee mug | 1,212 |
#1236 | pet rock | 5 |
#61 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 329 |
#63 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 321 |
#31 | petit 4.1 | 21 |
#396 | petrified wood | 20 |
#289 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
#59 | phish stick | 18 |
#35 | pile of loose snow | 4 |
#82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
#76 | plastic nunchaku | 1 |
#28 | plump juicy grub | 507 |
#170 | pog #01 (spider) | 6 |
#483 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
#248 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 4 |
#383 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 2 |
#267 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 4 |
#204 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 5 |
#131 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 8 |
#314 | pog #08 (hellion) | 3 |
#193 | pog #09 (pirate) | 6 |
#273 | pog #10 (hobo) | 4 |
#307 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 3 |
#255 | polyalloy shield | 10 |
#95 | poodle skirt | 3 |
#53 | pool torpedo | 120 |
#383 | pork elf goodies sack | 18 |
#289 | porquoise | 25 |
#1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
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#304 | powdered donut | 1 |
#36 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 4 |
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#1070 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
#33 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 73 |
#1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
#15 | pulsing flesh | 72 |
#485 | pumpkinhead mask | 13 |
#8 | quantum taco | 2,665 |
#35 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 16 |
#24 | radium-flavored potato chips | 2,171 |
#69 | really dense meat stack | 58 |
#29 | red China marble | 14 |
#752 | red gummi ingot | 12 |
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#1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
#1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
#174 | red wagon | 2 |
#61 | red-and-green sweater | 44 |
#126 | resolution: be wealthier | 1 |
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#72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
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#20 | ridiculous sunglasses | 4 |
#42 | rigid carapace | 55 |
#1250 | roasted marshmallow | 5 |
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#328 | rogue swarmer | 85 |
#999 | roll of toilet paper | 46 |
#25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
#12 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 179 |
#14 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 171 |
#12 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 191 |
#16 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 154 |
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#84 | rubber emo roe | 289 |
#48 | sack lunch | 989 |
#8 | sane hatrack | 5 |
#389 | sawblade fragment | 77 |
#28 | scissor duck | 4 |
#93 | scrumptious ice ant | 7 |
🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
#61 | skulldozer egg | 1 |
#697 | sleeping stocking | 2 |
#128 | slice of pizza | 16 |
#260 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 30 |
#95 | smoking grass | 917 |
🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
#10 | snow hat | 1 |
🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
#31 | soggy used band-aid | 104 |
#552 | solid gold bowling ball | 32 |
#70 | soy cordial | 6 |
#15 | spade necklace | 171 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#88 | spangly mariachi vest | 5 |
#109 | spangly sombrero | 6 |
#308 | spectre scepter | 99 |
#109 | sponge cake | 7 |
#3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
#23 | spooky rattling cigar box | 3 |
#24 | squamous polyp | 2 |
#116 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 10 |
#192 | squirming egg sac | 82 |
#48 | stapler bear | 2 |
#40 | stick of "gum" | 40 |
#51 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1,045 |
#66 | sticky gloves | 6 |
#78 | sticky hand whip | 1 |
#22 | still grill | 1 |
#5 | stinky cheese ball | 4 |
#37 | strange cube | 58 |
#228 | strawberyl | 32 |
#173 | stress ball | 1 |
#223 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 160 |
#19 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 906 |
#21 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 854 |
#224 | stuffed Meat | 164 |
#23 | stuffed angry cow | 902 |
#27 | stuffed astral badger | 874 |
#32 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 838 |
#29 | stuffed cocoabo | 818 |
#2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
#28 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 865 |
#28 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 892 |
#24 | stuffed hand turkey | 893 |
#154 | stuffed key | 284 |
#26 | stuffed mind flayer | 872 |
#281 | stuffed mink | 142 |
#254 | stuffed monocle | 156 |
#30 | stuffed scary death orb | 832 |
#27 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 860 |
#22 | stuffed snowy owl | 853 |
#23 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 880 |
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#21 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 826 |
#273 | stuffed teddy butler | 147 |
#281 | stuffed tin of caviar | 144 |
#129 | stuffed treasure chest | 321 |
#26 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 874 |
#76 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 1 |
#269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
#99 | sucker scaffold | 108 |
#119 | sugar shard | 55 |
#338 | sugar sheet | 1 |
#6 | suspicious stocking | 3 |
#171 | sweet mochi ball | 11 |
#684 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
#91 | tangle of rat tails | 4 |
#31 | tasty louse | 107 |
#764 | teddy bear | 8 |
#1006 | teddy borg | 6 |
#509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
#42 | time helmet | 1 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#11 | time trousers | 2 |
#938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
#954 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
#938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
#611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
#753 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
#600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
#632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
#612 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 3 |
#614 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 3 |
#613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
#934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
#743 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
#565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
#591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
#941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
#503 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 4 |
#562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
#592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
#586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
#952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
#928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
#554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
#568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
#550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
#764 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 2 |
#951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
#581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
#477 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 4 |
#304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
#566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
#98 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 6 |
#26 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 337 |
#153 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 26 |
#18 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 355 |
#16 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 202 |
#105 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 20 |
#133 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 16 |
#12 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 204 |
#127 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 3 |
#41 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 6 |
#25 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 303 |
#15 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 190 |
#42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
#17 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 187 |
#83 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 11 |
#109 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 4 |
#179 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 22 |
#174 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 78 |
#221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
#135 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 15 |
#85 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 6 |
#224 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 39 |
#213 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 40 |
#585 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 6 |
#79 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 6 |
#261 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 5 |
#91 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 6 |
#13 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 3 |
#816 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
#84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
#124 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 28 |
#18 | tiny plastic Felonia | 182 |
#48 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 6 |
#22 | tiny plastic G Imp | 293 |
#34 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 6 |
#20 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 362 |
#25 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 318 |
#145 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 27 |
#21 | tiny plastic Hellion | 300 |
#16 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 318 |
#49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
#32 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 6 |
#19 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 190 |
#24 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 306 |
#20 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 300 |
#22 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 303 |
#22 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 314 |
#151 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 7 |
#5 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 5 |
#215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
#153 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 6 |
#109 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 4 |
#17 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
#148 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 26 |
#24 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 320 |
#24 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 306 |
#80 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 23 |
#168 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 6 |
#112 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 32 |
#272 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 5 |
#51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
#23 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 330 |
#21 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 345 |
#49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
#24 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 152 |
#20 | tiny plastic The Man | 186 |
#34 | tiny plastic Toybot | 6 |
#25 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 298 |
#151 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 16 |
#238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
#101 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 19 |
#23 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 296 |
#53 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 6 |
#150 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 21 |
#303 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 5 |
#28 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 296 |
#118 | tiny plastic angry goat | 116 |
#106 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 32 |
#17 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 336 |
#244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
#18 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 330 |
#20 | tiny plastic astronomer | 297 |
#139 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 99 |
#220 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 64 |
#97 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 35 |
#23 | tiny plastic beanbat | 334 |
#107 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 34 |
#146 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 27 |
#133 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 27 |
#802 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 6 |
#87 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 40 |
#92 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 35 |
#149 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 89 |
#12 | tiny plastic blooper | 332 |
#25 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 287 |
#24 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 345 |
#86 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 41 |
#113 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 32 |
#84 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 42 |
#136 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 6 |
#176 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 80 |
#189 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 70 |
#41 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 6 |
#21 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 192 |
#24 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 330 |
#19 | tiny plastic demoninja | 342 |
#234 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 16 |
#19 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 367 |
#152 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 6 |
#113 | tiny plastic fax machine | 4 |
#11 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 351 |
#29 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 292 |
#100 | tiny plastic fire servant | 20 |
#22 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 304 |
#29 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 279 |
#192 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 69 |
#258 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 54 |
#199 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 72 |
#24 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 304 |
#317 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 5 |
#23 | tiny plastic goth giant | 315 |
#216 | tiny plastic grue | 61 |
#18 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 319 |
#258 | tiny plastic hermit | 14 |
#108 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 4 |
#200 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 72 |
#231 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 18 |
#256 | tiny plastic killer bee | 56 |
#25 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 308 |
#197 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 69 |
#214 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 66 |
#11 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 334 |
#88 | tiny plastic moneybee | 38 |
#292 | tiny plastic mosquito | 51 |
#125 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 30 |
#153 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 6 |
#24 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 328 |
#319 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 12 |
#210 | tiny plastic peacannon | 11 |
#17 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 2 |
#229 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 63 |
#211 | tiny plastic sauceror | 17 |
#19 | tiny plastic scary clown | 301 |
#140 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 23 |
#22 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 326 |
#355 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 4 |
#23 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 342 |
#115 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 18 |
#24 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 304 |
#195 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 74 |
#20 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 296 |
#182 | tiny plastic stab bat | 77 |
#195 | tiny plastic star starfish | 69 |
#91 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 6 |
#139 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 6 |
#188 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 43 |
#17 | tiny plastic taco cat | 328 |
#226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
#78 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 23 |
#15 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 296 |
#45 | tiny plastic trollipop | 6 |
#451 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 10 |
#25 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 339 |
#35 | tiny plastic warbear | 6 |
#29 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 6 |
#11 | tiny plastic warwelf | 301 |
#24 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 289 |
#18 | tiny plastic zmobie | 289 |
#41 | toast | 76,638 |
#915 | toothsome rock | 10 |
#1384 | toy train | 1 |
#113 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 11 |
#253 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
#680 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
#16 | twitching claw | 91 |
#262 | unearthed potsherd | 11 |
#1538 | unstable DNA | 15 |
#396 | unstable laser battery | 69 |
#593 | useless powder | 160 |
#682 | valuable trinket | 100 |
#2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
#113 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 80 |
#73 | vinegar | 387 |
#89 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 42 |
#471 | voodoo snuff | 2 |
#900 | wad of cotton | 1 |
🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
#25 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 200 |
#106 | warbear badge | 1 |
#227 | warbear battery | 12 |
#9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
#6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
#252 | warbear bearserker potion | 1 |
#435 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
#174 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 3 |
#6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
#222 | warbear drone assembler | 2 |
🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
#5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
#4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
#125 | warbear empathy chip | 5 |
#199 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
#54 | warbear exhaust manifold | 4 |
#188 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
#8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
#97 | warbear feasting bread | 7 |
#88 | warbear feasting mead | 9 |
#8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
#4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
#7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
#210 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
#11 | warbear goggles | 1 |
#117 | warbear gyro | 2 |
#270 | warbear gyrocopter | 3 |
#5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
#21 | warbear helm fragment | 200 |
#7 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
#37 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 27 |
#13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
#6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
#68 | warbear liquid lasers | 2 |
#273 | warbear liquid overcoat | 1 |
#9 | warbear long johns | 1 |
#355 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |
#6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
🥈 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
#198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
#8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
#9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
#6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
#7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
#7 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
#9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
#311 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 3 |
#87 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 1 |
#165 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 8 |
#282 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 4 |
#10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
#5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
#21 | warbear trouser fragment | 200 |
#244 | warbear wardance potion | 2 |
#75 | warbear warrior bread | 5 |
#13 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
#30 | warbear whosit | 7,046 |
#60 | water purification pills | 419 |
#474 | water wings | 1 |
#37 | watered-down Red Minotaur | 135 |
#903 | white balloon | 1 |
#67 | whoopie cushion | 323 |
#37 | wild honey pie | 1 |
#91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
#29 | willyweed | 104 |
#173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
#68 | wind-up chattering teeth | 328 |
#40 | wind-up meatcar | 310 |
#153 | wind-up navigation droid | 1 |
#166 | wind-up vampire teeth | 1 |
#19 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 2,179 |
#18 | witch hat | 25 |
#407 | wolfman mask | 15 |
#280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
#62 | x-ray specs | 318 |
#747 | yellow gummi ingot | 12 |
#1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
#222 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 23 |
#78 | yellow snowcone | 325 |
#775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |
#2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
#50 | yummy death watch beetle | 73 |