| #232 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #7 | 4:20 bomb | 420 |
| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #113 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 3 |
| #788 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1446 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #633 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #19 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #183 | Baja sopapilla | 5 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1567 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #333 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 7 |
| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #271 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #528 | Boss Bat bling | 6 |
| #1645 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #1646 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #2425 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #90 | Chinese curse words | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1152 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #696 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1870 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #78 | Coilyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #224 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 11 |
| #675 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #265 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 8 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #360 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #269 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #212 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #461 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #463 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #21 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 17 |
| #16 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #412 | Drowsy Sword | 46 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1085 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #581 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #51 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #259 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #1167 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| 🥇 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #445 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #249 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #397 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #1048 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #86 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #408 | Green Clover of Justice | 5 |
| #114 | Groll doll | 1 |
| 🥉 | Handsome Devil | 666 |
| #548 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| #7 | Helps-You-Sleep | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #56 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #302 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #315 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #305 | Inner Wisdom | 1 |
| #250 | Iron Beta of Industry | 39 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #878 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #84 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #47 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #263 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #134 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #428 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 14 |
| #156 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 13 |
| #304 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #23 | Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards | 1 |
| #28 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 42 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #314 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #101 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
| #21 | Putrid Pendant | 2 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #127 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| #583 | Red Rover BB gun | 3 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #514 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #1051 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #27 | Spirit Precipice | 11 |
| #17 | Squib | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #197 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #169 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #30 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| #398 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #432 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 4 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #1205 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1054 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #500 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1412 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1043 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1065 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #2343 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #931 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #113 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| 🥉 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 2,545 |
| #227 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #33 | Work is a Four Letter Sword | 1 |
| #584 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #731 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #623 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #251 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 5 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #1567 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #209 | alien drugs | 8 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #622 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #543 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #168 | antique beer | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #41 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #9 | artisanal homebrew sampler | 3 |
| #1193 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #225 | baconstone | 33 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #243 | badass belt | 148 |
| #311 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #969 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #413 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #187 | beavermouth | 14 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #700 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #231 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #105 | black and white cracker | 4 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #383 | black forest cake | 6 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #221 | black-and-blue light | 276 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #518 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #393 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #320 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #54 | bonsai tree | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #715 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #408 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #503 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 5 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #143 | box of sunshine | 2,925 |
| #99 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #398 | bread line | 1 |
| #146 | bread man | 4 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #448 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #97 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 7 |
| #297 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #238 | cabooze | 3 |
| #2153 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #298 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #101 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #571 | candied bolts | 3 |
| #128 | candied nuts | 7 |
| #213 | candy harmonica | 2 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #228 | chakra sludge | 2 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #185 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #503 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #381 | chocolate cigar | 4 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #260 | chocomotive | 3 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #99 | classy monkey | 1 |
| #192 | cloning kit | 1 |
| #1797 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #554 | colorful plastic ball | 7 |
| #344 | commemorative war stein | 69 |
| #365 | communal gobstopper | 2 |
| #20 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #565 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #688 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #132 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 13 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #315 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #17 | dead guy's memento | 2 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1479 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1686 | delicious salad | 2 |
| #436 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #159 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #329 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| 🥉 | dethklok | 666 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #106 | donated booze | 200 |
| #82 | donated candy | 250 |
| #99 | donated food | 250 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #269 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #503 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #32 | eggwater | 8 |
| #129 | electric pants | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #1811 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2017 | elven cellocello | 2 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #258 | executive mime flask | 2 |
| #20 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #17 | faded red protest sign | 2 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #116 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #86 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #82 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #106 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #1761 | fire | 1 |
| #9 | fish sauce | 21 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #9 | flaming pink shirt | 1 |
| #203 | flan del mar | 4 |
| #272 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #337 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #183 | fleshy putty | 1 |
| #64 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #404 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #27 | freightcake | 13 |
| #124 | fried air | 1 |
| #808 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #1092 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #732 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1415 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #550 | fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #202 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #136 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #135 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #164 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #132 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #806 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #165 | glob of salty molasses | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #138 | golden fleece | 1 |
| #2777 | golden ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #320 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #308 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #309 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #121 | green and red bean | 65 |
| #242 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1009 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #430 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #871 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #202 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #242 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #96 | halibut | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #364 | hamethyst | 22 |
| #88 | hamethyst earring | 2 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #377 | handful of confetti | 101 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #982 | heart of the volcano | 5 |
| #455 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #362 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
| #101 | herbs | 420 |
| #1882 | herringcello | 1 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #90 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #176 | hushed puppy | 3 |
| #275 | ice stein | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #356 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #146 | intact anemone spike | 2 |
| #2794 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #66 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #284 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2543 | killing feather | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #192 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #43 | lavender candy heart | 1,006 |
| #267 | lawn dart | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #989 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #1422 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #269 | magilaser blastercannon | 9 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| 🥈 | metal band T-shirt | 458 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #32 | mime army challenge coin | 2 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
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| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
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| #214 | moist Crimbo spices | 1 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
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| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
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| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
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| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
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| #249 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
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| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
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| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #416 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
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| #468 | ocarina of space | 1 |
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| #197 | old school calculator watch | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #287 | oldcake | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #218 | overloaded micro-reactor | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
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| #165 | painting of a glass of wine | 1 |
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| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
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| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
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| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
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| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
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| #99 | peppermint eel sauce | 117 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
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| #398 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #614 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
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| #126 | pickled bread | 2 |
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| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
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| #194 | pitted sheet metal | 1 |
| #37 | pixel star | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
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| #465 | plastic guitar | 1 |
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| #18 | plastic spider ring | 1 |
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| #17 | plush dogcat | 1 |
| #16 | plush ferrelf | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #12 | plush mutated alielf | 1 |
| #269 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
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| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #499 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #195 | poisonsettia | 1 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #265 | pork elf goodies sack | 29 |
| #263 | porquoise | 27 |
| #80 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 2 |
| #148 | porquoise necklace | 2 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
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| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #95 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #851 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
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| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #300 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #183 | projectile chemistry set | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #66 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #106 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #39 | pulled porquoise ring | 2 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #847 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #310 | radio button candy | 3 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #390 | red ale | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #223 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #995 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #44 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #67 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #1122 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1023 | roasted marshmallow | 10 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #1961 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #449 | ruby on canes | 1 |
| #262 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #179 | runny icing | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #111 | salt plum | 62 |
| #145 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #150 | salty gumdrop | 2 |
| #108 | sandwich of the gods | 20 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #129 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #474 | shiny ring | 54 |
| #108 | shuriken salad | 1 |
| #91 | shushed potatoes | 4 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #697 | sleeping stocking | 2 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #201 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 1 |
| #83 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #78 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #101 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
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| #71 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
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| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #238 | sparking robo-battery | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #147 | spice melange | 1 |
| #295 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #287 | spiritual eggnog | 1 |
| #309 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #219 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #219 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #367 | steamy ruby | 2 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #571 | strange cube | 1 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #785 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #7009 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #7825 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #3112 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #7775 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8974 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7028 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #5653 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #1873 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #7875 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #2680 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1964 | stuffed martini | 1 |
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| #3111 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
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| #207 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #8960 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6908 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #7796 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
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| #3135 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3106 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2702 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #6345 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #173 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 1 |
| #898 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #412 | sweet ninja sword | 2 |
| #684 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #39 | swordzall | 1 |
| #90 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #101 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #131 | thick walrus blubber | 10 |
| #143 | third ear | 1 |
| #220 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| 🥇 | thought balloon | 491 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #1332 | throwing wrench | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #165 | tiny bomb | 4 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #954 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #81 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #40 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| 🥇 | tiny plastic Professor What | 110 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| 🥇 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 12,042 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1374 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4597 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #4464 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1125 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #29 | toast with spooky jelly | 1 |
| #265 | toe jam | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #88 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #269 | traffic jam | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #84 | transparent nog | 4 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #71 | trick coin | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #923 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #416 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #268 | unfinished fruitcake | 1 |
| #201 | universal biscuit | 1 |
| #2305 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #967 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1542 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #182 | urinal cake | 47 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #264 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #582 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 16 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #20 | voodoo snuff | 89 |
| #188 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #478 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #252 | warbear bearserker potion | 1 |
| #435 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #292 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #306 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #199 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #188 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #164 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #383 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #179 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #273 | warbear liquid overcoat | 1 |
| #435 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #215 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #381 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #419 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #431 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #649 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #253 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #160 | waterlogged cloth | 2 |
| #178 | waterlogged leather | 1 |
| #174 | waterlogged metal | 1 |
| #173 | waterlogged stuffing | 1 |
| #137 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #45 | white Canadian | 112 |
| #205 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #831 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #153 | wind-up navigation droid | 1 |
| #440 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #844 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #230 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #1012 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #149 | yule hatchet | 1 |
| #79 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |