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| #56 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
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| #69 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
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| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
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| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
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| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
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| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
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| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #278 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
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| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #415 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
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| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #54 | black candygram | 1 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
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| #917 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
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| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
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| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
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| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
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| #319 | chintzy saucepan earring | 2 |
| #367 | chintzy seal pendant | 2 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
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| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
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| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
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| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
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| #89 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
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| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
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| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
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| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #38 | gilded BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #71 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #68 | green BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #399 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #41 | hibernating robot reindeer | 1 |
| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
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| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
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| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
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| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #430 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
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| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
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| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
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| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
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| #731 | mood ring | 1 |
| #40 | moveable feast | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #38 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #159 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #158 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #89 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #736 | personal massager | 1 |
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| #984 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
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| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #733 | quantum taco | 3 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
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| #378 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 1 |
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| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #252 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
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| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
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| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
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| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
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| #59 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #65 | squamous polyp | 1 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #420 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #143 | tin rations | 1 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
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| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
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| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
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| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #160 | tofurkey nugget | 1 |
| #110 | torquoise | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #223 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #286 | turtlemail bits | 1 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #110 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #935 | twinkly wad | 5 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #455 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #275 | white candygram | 1 |
| #140 | white-label gin | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #176 | yam candy | 1 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| #14 | yellow puck | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |