Museum :: CapHector

CapHector

Rank	Item	Quantity
#112	Überraschthexengebräu	1
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#110	"KICK ME" sign	1
#24	"honey" dipper	1
#114	"meat" stick	1
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#139	1,970 carat gold	1
#1435	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#71	100-Watt bulb	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#236	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#1424	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1452	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#220	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#1471	4-ball	1
#140	4-d camera	1
#114	4-dimensional fez	1
#443	4-dimensional guitar	1
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1432	5-ball	1
#140	5-hour acrimony	1
#1422	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#393	668 scroll	1
#923	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1484	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#2242	8-ball	1
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#75	8-bit banana	1
#621	9-ball	1
#34	99.44% pure math	1
#651	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#280	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#106	ASCII fu manchu	1
#784	ASCII shirt	1
#84	Abyssal ember	1
#94	Accordion of Jordion	1
#82	Afternoon Delight	1
#135	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#95	Aggressive Carrot	1
#55	Agitated Turkey	1
#273	Alewife™ Ale	1
#271	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#227	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#220	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#228	Alice's Army Coward	1
#151	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#70	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#65	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#56	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#256	Alice's Army Guard	1
#245	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#208	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#222	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#221	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#259	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#158	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#253	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#255	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#255	Alice's Army Page	1
#263	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#168	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#248	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#252	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#252	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#410	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#141	Ambitious Turkey	1
#43	Amnesiac Ale	1
#1458	Amulet of Yendor	1
#157	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#2228	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#837	Angelhair Culottes	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#390	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#74	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#231	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#62	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#67	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#63	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#62	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#59	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#213	Atomic Pop	1
#67	Aura Libre	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#55	Aye Aye	1
#52	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#63	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#184	BACON	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#733	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1046	BGE merchandise order form	1
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#574	BGE shotglass	12
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#126	BOOterfinger	1
#58	BOOtonniere	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#49	BRICKO bat	1
#134	BRICKO brick	2,299
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#450	BRICKO eye brick	1
#68	BRICKO hat	1
#33	BRICKO octopus	1
#60	BRICKO ooze	1
#48	BRICKO oyster	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#110	BRICKO pearl	1
#39	BRICKO python	1
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#108	BRICKO stud	1
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#54	BRICKO trunk	1
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#62	BROS Energy Drink	1
#81	BUBBLE GUM	1
#618	BURT	1
#33	Bag o' Tricks	2
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#846	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#4300	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#1258	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#322	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	8
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#195	Battlie Light Saver	1
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#98	Beignet Milgranet	1
#206	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#931	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#881	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#118	Big Punk	1
#759	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#64	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
#229	BitterSweetTarts	1
#409	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#55	Black Hole	1
#774	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#586	Blatantly Canadian	1
#911	Bling of the New Wave	1
#811	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#279	Blood Light	14
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#39	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#300	Bone's Farm "wine"	6
#2382	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#36	Bonestabber	1
#202	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#4	Boris's Helm (askew)	1
#230	Boris's key lime	1
#421	Boris's key lime pie	1
#926	Boris's ring	1
#1678	Boss Bat bling	1
#2772	Boss Bat britches	1
#112	Boss Drops	1
#27	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#93	Bram's choker	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#102	Brimstone Boxers	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#1009	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#126	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#65	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#123	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#62	Buttery Knob	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#294	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#264	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#289	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#245	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
#252	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#68	CRIMBCO lanyard	10
#589	CRIMBCO mug	19
#987	CRIMBCO scrip	70
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#1222	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#369	CRIMBCOLOAF	7
#173	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#180	CSA bravery badge	1
#230	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#224	CSA discount card	1
#192	CSA obedience grenade	1
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#44	Caipiranha	1
#181	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#31	Can of Spaghetto	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#82	Candicaine	1
#63	Candy Alexander	1
#61	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#75	Cement Mixer	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#58	Chakra Libre	1
#100	Charity's choker	1
#445	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#179	Chester's bag of candy	1
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#184	Chester's moustache	1
#90	Chinese curse words	1
#87	Choco-Mint patty	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#219	Chori Zo trading card	1
#581	Chroner	1
#15	Chroner cross	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#77	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#738	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#163	Claybender glasses	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#170	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#1728	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1486	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1418	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1426	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#610	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#212	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#244	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#78	Coily™	1
#2462	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1236	Cold Hots candy	1
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#66	Comet Drop	1
#234	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#35	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#1367	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#479	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#228	Corpse Island iced tea	23
#112	Cracklin' Oat Bran	1
#79	Crazymaker	1
#1479	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#676	Crimbo Credit	1
#323	Crimbo candied pecan	37
#283	Crimbo fudge	49
#73	Crimbo paste	1
#265	Crimbo peppermint bark	51
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#531	Crimbo salad	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#176	Crimbojito	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#359	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#134	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#110	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#475	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#220	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#375	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#473	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#367	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#254	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#19	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#2376	Crimboween memo	1
#4246	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#93	Cursed Punch	1
#347	D roll	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#535	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#54	Dark & Starry	1
#85	Das Überkühlraum trading card	2
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#97	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	1
#125	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#1537	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#453	Disco Banjo	1
#312	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#738	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1940	Dolphin King's crown	1
#980	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#50	Doublepunchplanter	1
#1495	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#83	Drac & Tan	1
#538	Dramatic™ range	1
#285	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#25	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
#97	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#2738	Drowsy Sword	1
#62	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#51	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#57	Dump Truck	2
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#86	Dweebisol™ inhaler	1
#1666	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2054	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1404	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1415	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#857	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1375	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#45	Earth and Firewater	1
#53	Earth, Wind and Firewater	2
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#474	Ecto-Cooler	1
#254	Effermint™ tablets	1
#1783	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#493	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#157	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#288	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#254	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#215	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#226	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#194	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#322	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#296	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#281	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#652	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#497	Elfin shortbread	1
#89	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#467	Elmley shades	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#168	Elvish delight	1
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#122	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
#125	Enchanted Plunger	1
#24	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#65	Event Horizon	1
#202	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#49	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#51	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#43	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	1
#118	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#244	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#1004	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#252	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1689	Feynman gate	1
#56	Firewater	1
#169	Fitspiration™ poster	1
#40	Five Second Energy™	1
#117	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#63	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#75	Flaming Knob	1
#75	Flaming Mohobo	1
#70	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#126	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
#92	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#50	Flying Caipiranha	1
#46	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#124	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#187	Freddy Kruegerand	16
#48	French bronilla brogurt	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#281	Friendliness Beverage	1
#49	Friendly Turkey	1
#66	Frigid Northern Beans	1
#214	Frogade	1
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#171	Frosty's frosty mug	10
#135	Fu Manchu Wax	1
#444	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#70	Fun-Guy spore	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#60	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#178	GOTO	1
#605	Gaia beads	1
#775	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#281	Game Grid ticket	1
#263	Game Grid token	1
#180	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#784	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#164	Gearhead Goo	1
#460	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#28	Gene Tonic: Beast	1
#25	Gene Tonic: Constellation	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Construct	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Demon	1
#32	Gene Tonic: Dude	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Elemental	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Elf	1
#27	Gene Tonic: Fish	1
#19	Gene Tonic: Goblin	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Hippy	1
#19	Gene Tonic: Hobo	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Horror	1
#22	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	1
#16	Gene Tonic: Insect	1
#15	Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	1
#16	Gene Tonic: Orc	1
#32	Gene Tonic: Penguin	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Pirate	1
#25	Gene Tonic: Plant	1
#18	Gene Tonic: Slime	1
#21	Gene Tonic: Undead	1
#25	Gene Tonic: Weird	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#90	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#60	Ghost Dog Chow	1
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#12	Girdle of Hatred	1
#1599	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#72	Glo-Pop	1
#131	Gnollish Crossdress	1
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#258	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#673	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#594	Gnollish toolbox	2
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#536	Go-Wassail	29
#86	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	1
#52	Golden Light	1
#65	Golden Mean	1
#102	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#11	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	1
#233	Gordon Bennett	1
#66	Grasshopper	1
#335	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#723	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#66	Great Older Fashioned	1
#56	Greatest American Pants	1
#43	Green Burlap	2
#1436	Green Clover of Justice	1
#52	Green Giant	2
#186	Green Manalishi	1
#49	Green Muslin	1
#58	Green Velvet	1
#34	Grey Guanon	1
#16	Grim Brothers' story book	1
#115	Groll doll	1
#338	Gummi-DNA	1
#617	Gummi-Gnauga	2
#137	Gummy Brains	1
#9	Gygaxian Libram	1
#36	Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	1
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#40	Half a Purse	1
#50	Hand in Glove	1
#41	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
#44	Handsome Devil	1
🥇	Hat O' Nine Tails	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#250	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#48	Haymaker	1
#1139	Heimandatz's heart	1
#41	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	1
#153	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#66	Hellfire Spicy Beans	1
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#25	Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	1
#48	Herring Daiquiri	1
#45	Herring Wallbanger	1
#49	Herringtini	1
#63	Hersey™ SMOOCH	1
#37	Highest Bitter	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#569	Hippy Army MPE	1
#274	Hodgman's blanket	5
#174	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#121	Holiday Fun!	1
#467	Hollandaise helmet	1
#70	Hot 'n' Scarys	1
#122	How to Avoid Scams	1
#166	How to Play Othello	1
#75	Humanitini	1
#86	Hundred Headed IPA	1
#77	Hunger™ Sauce	1
#79	Ice Island Long Tea	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#94	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#117	Iceberglar scarf	1
#10	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	3,077
#16	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1,448
#112	Illuminati earpiece	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#208	Inndya trading card	1
#305	Inner Wisdom	1
#1192	Instant Karma	1
#118	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#59	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
#1670	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#93	Jack-O-Lantern beer	1
#1197	Jack-in-the-box	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#60	Jackhammer	1
#98	Jacob's rung	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#202	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#394	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#17	Jarlsberg's pan	1
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#106	Jefferson wings	1
#42	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	1
#1281	Jocko Homo's head	1
#38	Jokester makeup	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1018	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#42	Jungle Juice	1
#6	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	1
#97	Junk-Bond	1
#78	Kashmir sweater	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#72	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#225	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#94	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
#199	Knob Goblin Mutagen	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
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