Museum :: Augon

Augon

Rank	Item	Quantity
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1435	1-ball	1
#1424	2-ball	1
#1471	4-ball	1
#40	4-dimensional fez	6
#64	4:20 bomb	3
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1484	7-ball	1
#1972	8-ball	2
#621	9-ball	1
#88	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	10
#293	A. W. O. L. commendation	21
#467	ASCII shirt	3
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#327	Ancient Saucehelm	7
#534	Angelhair Culottes	2
#567	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#241	Atomic Comic	2
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#325	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	3
#312	BGE merchandise order form	13
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#530	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#610	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#2706	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	3
#43	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	1
#36	Beach Comb Box	1
#61	Beignet Milgranet	3
#21	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#49	BittyCar HotCar	1
#38	BittyCar SoulCar	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#695	Bonerdagon necklace	16
#556	Boss Bat britches	27
#93	Bruno's blessing of Mars	2
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#68	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	5
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#178	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	5
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#107	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	5
#111	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	5
#102	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	5
#102	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	5
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#533	CRIMBCO mug	21
#356	CRIMBCO wine	21
#1222	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#533	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#32	CSA fire-starting kit	618
#105	Carol of the Bulls	1
#104	Carol of the Hells	1
#100	Carol of the Thrills	1
🥉	Carpathian longsword	800
#54	Celsius 233	1
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#6	Clan Carnival Game	1
#7	Clan Floundry	1
#10	Clan hot dog stand	1
#12	Clan pool table	1
#8	Clan shower	1
#738	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#1444	Cloaca grenade	3
#547	Cloaca-Cola	58
#554	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	6
#1060	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#998	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#155	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	20
#769	Cloaca-Cola shield	3
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#1872	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#968	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#348	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	7
#784	Corpse Island iced tea	6
#132	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#915	Crimbo candied pecan	7
#159	Crimbo candle	1
#1122	Crimbo fudge	4
#1096	Crimbo peppermint bark	4
#81	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#88	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#53	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	2
#62	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	2
#47	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	2
#106	Crimbot battery	17
#59	Crimbough	1
#901	Crimboween memo	12
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#944	Crown of the Goblin King	26
#174	D roll	54
#67	DNOTC Box	5
#725	Daffy Taffy	38
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#13	Dear Past Self Package	1
#84	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	3
#294	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	21
#858	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
#453	Disco Banjo	1
#30	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
#31	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	1
#1650	Drowsy Sword	5
#1205	Dyspepsi grenade	5
#329	Dyspepsi-Cola	205
#242	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	12
#998	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#989	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#955	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#14	Effermint™ tablets	472
#620	El Sombrero De Lopez	4
#10	El Vibrato energy spear	2
#11	El Vibrato helmet	2
#6	El Vibrato leg guards	3
#947	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#29	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	2
#233	Elmley shades	4
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#481	FDKOL commendation	294
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#118	FDKOL hotcakes	99
#42	FantasyRealm membership packet	1
#30	Folder Holder	1
#18	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	3
#27	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	23
#132	Friendliness Beverage	59
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#195	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#775	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#784	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#119	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	18
#336	Go-Wassail	53
#35	God Lobster Egg	1
#17	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	1
#335	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#204	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	5
#652	Green Clover of Justice	3
#89	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
#269	Heimandatz's heart	6
#40	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	2
#118	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#130	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#64	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#467	Hollandaise helmet	1
#257	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	3
#466	Iron Beta of Industry	16
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#479	Jocko Homo's head	4
#62	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#647	Knob Goblin elite shirt	5
#35	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	1
#721	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#32	Kramco Industries packing carton	1
#18	LT&T telegraph office deed	1
#553	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#253	Lars the Cyberian	2
#529	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#90	Li'l Businessman Kit	3
🥇	Liam's mail	1,327
#113	Libram of Love Songs	1
#45	Libram of Pulled Taffy	1
#49	Libram of Resolutions	1
#49	Loathing Legion knife	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#2139	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	7
#105	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	88
#32	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	1
#388	Maxing, Relaxing	3
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#403	Meat detector	1
#20	Milk Studs	807
#74	Mini-Crimbot crate	2
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#1631	Mob Penguin cellular phone	4
🥈	Mr. Screege's spectacles	1,119
#214	NPZR chemistry set	23
#53	Neverending Party invitation envelope	1
#175	New Zealand iced tea	62
#214	Newman's Own Trousers	5
#13	Nuclear Blastball	294
#215	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#127	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#11	Olympic-sized Clan crate	1
#51	Operation Patriot Shield	1
#51	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	1
#524	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#54	Oscus's pelt	2
#25	PEEZ dispenser	664
#1489	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	3
#49	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	1
#463	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
#41	PirateRealm membership packet	1
#26	Pocket Meteor Guide	1
#13	Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them	2
#30	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	30
#22	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	26
#21	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	14
#17	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	33
#18	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	32
#17	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	36
#25	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	38
#11	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	25
#30	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	22
#25	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	44
#19	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	19
#18	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	46
#21	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	46
#16	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	48
#19	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	42
#6	Professor of Spelunkology	1
#68	Racisto Ruidoso	7
#129	Red Pill	3
#21	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	1
#1264	Rock Pops	32
#75	Roman sadnals	5
#511	Safari Jack's moustache	3
#840	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#24	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	2
#407	Schrödinger's thermos	40
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#26	Small Medium	2
#565	Snow Queen Crown	2
#69	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	1
#7	Spookyraven signet	1,168
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#53	Strix stix	69
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#36	Swizzler	619
#70	TI-9000 calculator	45
#40	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	627
#35	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	643
#35	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	657
#187	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	15
#601	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#108	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	11
#23	The Big Book of Communism	1
#158	The Joy of Wassailing	18
#536	The Mariachi's guitar case	3
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#776	Thwaitgold bee statuette	3
#134	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	19
#591	Thwaitgold spider statuette	4
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#119	Tome of Clip Art	1
#110	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#25	Ultracolor™ shirt	36
#16	Unagnimated Gnome	2
#436	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	4
#272	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	49
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#117	Uncle Romulus	10
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
🥇	Unfortunato's foolscap	1,184
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#248	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#91	Van der Graaf helmet	2
#226	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#334	Volartta's bellbottoms	4
#18	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	741
#1280	Wint-O-Fresh mint	5
#235	Workytime Tea	10
#14	X-32-F snowman crate	1
#727	Yakisoba's hat	2
#133	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	4
#1195	Yummy Tummy bean	123
#82	Z-Bone steak	37
#188	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#192	Zombo's skullcap	1
#651	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	2
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#1139	adorable seal larva	2
#40	adventurer clone egg	1
#10	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	1
#16	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	1
#38	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#436	ammonite fossil	10
#3684	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#851	anniversary gift box	5
#846	annoying pitchfork	2
#143	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	10
#72	antique pair of blue jeans	10
#928	antique record album	1
#151	antique souvenir drawing	5
#769	aspirin	1
#73	astronaut pants	102
#221	atomic vector plotter	19
#1196	badass belt	46
#23	bag of W&Ws	796
#1592	ball	2
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#277	bananagate	25
#40	banjo kazoo mount	6
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#1911	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#229	bath ball gift set	21
#1445	battered Crimbo Crate	2
#225	battered hubcap	1
#206	beer-soaked mop	1
#581	beertini	2
#447	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#23	bejeweled cufflinks	106
#564	belemnite fossil	6
#520	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#202	bi-lateral logic compressor	19
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#20	birdbone corset	14
#798	black paisley oyster egg	6
#2108	black plastic oyster egg	1
#188	black spot	4
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#138	blank diary	1
#245	blank fudge mold	1
#167	blind-packed capsule toy	96
#43	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	340
#46	blob of Alphredo™	10
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#57	blue grass	36
#1242	blue polka-dot oyster egg	3
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#213	boiling seal blood	7
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#836	bottle of Blank-Out	2
#164	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#248	bottle of bubbles	46
#409	bottle of fire	1
#5030	bottle of goofballs	1
#19	box of Dweebs	810
#48	box of bear arms	1
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#214	breaded beer	3
#43	brine	297
#434	bronze breastplate	2
#97	bubble-wrap simulator	10
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#705	buckyball	6
#190	bunny liver	44
🥈	burnt snowpants	1,274
#89	burrowgrub hive	2
#255	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#1109	can of Binarrrca	6
#1498	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#46	can of Rain-Doh	1
#31	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	184
#175	candied bolts	6
#425	candied nuts	4
#38	candied yams	184
#1384	candy cane	23
#50	candy cigarette	57
#1062	candy kneecapping stick	3
#1032	candy knuckles	3
#3110	candy stake	2
#30	cane-mail shirt	1
#69	canteen of wine	249
#35	carbon nanotube frame	441
#16	carton of rotten eggs	705
#804	cement sandals	1
#72	centurion helmet	1
#89	charged magnet	1
#119	cheap elven gloves	28
#1338	cheap plastic bottle opener	3
#61	cheezburger	3
#543	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#325	chintzy noodle ring	2
#573	chintzy seal pendant	1
#35	chitinous pod	3
#123	choco-Crimbot	13
#57	chocolate filthy lucre	196
#579	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#510	chocolate-frosted king cake	3
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#260	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#70	club necklace	53
#141	cold seal sweat	25
#508	colored-light "necklace"	1
#15	computronic processing unit	220
🥉	control crystal	1
#312	cookie cookie	3
#603	cool mushroom	2
#50	corked genie bottle	1
#1025	corpse on the beach	4
#733	corpsedriver	6
#783	corpsetini	6
#269	corrupted data	62
#210	cranberry schnapps	3
#94	crystallized memory	3
#144	cube of billiard chalk	2
#64	cursed wishbone	6
#920	cyborg doll	1
#841	cyborg stompin' boot	3
#33	deactivated nanobots	1
#1294	dead guy's watch	1
#33	deanimated reanimator's coffin	1
#619	deck of tropical cards	1
#50	deluxe fax machine	5
#98	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	4
#328	depleted uranium seal figurine	2
#30	designer handbag	43
#13	detective school application	1
#72	diamond necklace	52
#39	dill	596
#879	disassembled clover	22
#199	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	4
#176	disco horoscope (Aries)	5
#188	disco horoscope (Cancer)	5
#223	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	3
#174	disco horoscope (Gemini)	5
#209	disco horoscope (Leo)	3
#203	disco horoscope (Libra)	4
#197	disco horoscope (Pisces)	4
#159	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	7
#284	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	1
#202	disco horoscope (Taurus)	4
#243	disco horoscope (Virgo)	2
#195	discocktail	20
#17	disconnected intergnat	1
#65	dog ointment	3
#1263	doll house	2
#1606	dollhive	1
#5	double-ice box	16
#61	double-ice britches	2
#170	double-ice cap	1
#10	dreaming Jung man	1
#115	droll monocle	10
#69	drop of water-37	200
#1504	drywall axe	3
#426	duck-on-a-string	5
#40	duct tape	1,116
#81	duct tape buckler	1
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#5	duct tape shirt	114
#75	duct tape sword	2
#316	dusty Crimbo crate	34
#150	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	6
#5139	easter egg balloon	1
#2835	eggnog	1
#277	electrical thingamabob	17
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#297	elven limbos gingerbread	44
#1476	elven cellocello	13
#270	elven moonshine	44
#150	elven socks	25
#1064	elven suicide capsule	18
#194	elven whittling knife	1
#264	empty agua de vida bottle	793
#870	empty blowgun	1
#1114	enchanted leopard-print barbell	4
#176	enchanted toothpick	8
#1385	evil teddy bear	6
🥈	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	1
#1945	facsimile dictionary	1
#21	faded green protest sign	2
#17	faded red protest sign	2
#83	fairy-worn boots	1
#1290	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#377	fancy canapés	1
#1829	fancy chocolate	2
#412	fancy chocolate car	7
#476	fancy dress ball	27
#17	fancy opera glasses	113
#181	felt	42
#127	festive holiday hat	28
#651	figurine of a cold seal	5
#421	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1
#261	filthy lucre	128
#381	fire	15
#39	fire axe	1
#81	fireman's helmet	1
#10	fist turkey outline	2
#338	flamin' bindle	2
#604	flaming mushroom	3
🥉	fleshy lump	1,173
#165	floaty inverse geode	1
#77	floaty stone sphere	1
#191	foetid seal tear	29
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#434	fossilized limb	17
🥈	fossilized necklace	1
#307	fossilized spider skull	1
#451	fossilized spike	8
#714	fossilized torso	1
#23	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	15
#460	freezin' bindle	1
#402	friendly cheez blob	6
#4	frigid derringer	1,156
#38	frigid fudgepuck	99
#645	frozen mushroom	2
#722	fruitcake	30
#378	fudge bunny	1
#136	fudge cube	2
#21	fudge lily	247
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#258	fudge spork	1
#79	fudgecule	36,432
#160	future drug: Coolscaline	4
#137	future drug: Muscularactum	7
#141	future drug: Smartinex	7
#1659	fuzzy dice	4
#149	fuzzy earmuffs	21
#609	fuzzy montera	1
#15	garish pinky ring	123
#697	gearbox necklace	1
#52	ghost cucumber	611
#353	ghost of a necklace	6
#23	giant designer sunglasses	107
#647	giant discarded bottlecap	7
#1293	giant discarded plastic fork	5
#1147	giant discarded torn-up glove	2
#712	giant pinky ring	20
#150	gift-a-pult	3
#1281	gingerbread bugbear	14
#790	gingerbread horror	8
#938	gingerbread mutant bugbear	5
#636	gingerbread robot	2
#78	gladiator tunica	7
#264	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#351	googly eye	39
#267	goth kid t-shirt	19
#14	gray bow tie	243
#327	green gummi ingot	100
#1610	grue egg	15
#33	grungy bandana	42
#90	grungy flannel shirt	9
#391	gyroscope	7
#96	halibut	1
#3236	handful of confetti	6
#58	handful of crafty noodles	8
#119	handful of honey	86
#46	hardened slime belt	3
#5	hardened slime hat	11
#23	hardened slime pants	7
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#4	haunted bindle	1,111
🥇	hazardous sauce dosimeter	1
#64	heart necklace	60
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#377	heart of the volcano	19
#158	hellseal claw	192
#120	hellseal whisker	200
#22	hep waders	12
#24	herbal stuffing	186
#41	hibernating robot reindeer	1
#147	hipposkin poncho	1
🥉	hobo code binder	1
#1287	hobo nickel	1
#27	hobo stogie	1
#6	honey dipper	2
#8	honeybritches	1
#19	honeycap	1
#204	hopping socks	1
#18	huge bowl of candy	193
#145	hyperbolic plasma focuser	29
#257	iGoogly	100
#474	immense cyborg hand	8
#145	imp unity ring	28
#56	impure gasoline	54
#553	incredibly creepy marionette	5
#249	intriguing puzzle box	2
#64	invisibility potion	7
#17	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	200
#741	iron pasta spoon	5
#719	irradiated candy cane	6
#67	irresistibility potion	7
#77	irritability potion	6
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#316	java cookie	3
#1071	jawbruiser	3
#368	jerky coins	55
#41	jingle bell	1
#47	jive turkey leg	61
#506	killer rag doll	5
#531	killing feather	59
#2061	kite	1
#31	kitten burglar	1
#113	kiwi beak	11
#494	kneecapping stick	25
#162	knuckle sandwich	141
#333	kumquartz	19
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#39	latte lovers club card	1
#4	lavalarva	2
#1285	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	2
#607	lavender striped oyster egg	4
#58	law-abiding citizen cane	12
#116	lawn dart	4
#74	legitimate business on the beach	68
#164	length of string	70
#627	licorice garrote	4
#196	licorice root	38
#84	liquid shifting time weirdness	16
#510	live wire	2
#144	llama lama cria	1
#1942	loaded serum blowgun	1
#28	locked mumming trunk	1
#437	lollipop stick	90
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#389	lucky rabbit's foot	17
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what items are this player missing?