Museum :: PokeyMan

PokeyMan

Rank	Item	Quantity
#60	"DRINK ME" potion	976
#344	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	5
#292	1-ball	18
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#221	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	45
#327	2-ball	14
#78	25-meat staff	2
#318	3-ball	16
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1225	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#146	37x37x37 puzzle cube	11
#256	4-ball	22
#49	4-d camera	9
#88	4-dimensional guitar	35
#57	4:20 bomb	4
#19	5-Alarm Saucepan	19
#306	5-ball	16
#259	6-ball	22
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#127	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	31
#278	7-ball	21
#332	8-ball	86
#253	9-ball	4
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#255	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#45	ASCII shirt	84
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#74	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	5
#178	Alewife™ Ale	6
#181	Alice's Army Alchemist	3
#150	Alice's Army Bowman	3
#145	Alice's Army Cleric	3
#144	Alice's Army Coward	3
#108	Alice's Army Dervish	2
#73	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#40	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#183	Alice's Army Guard	3
#181	Alice's Army Halberder	3
#146	Alice's Army Hammerman	3
#145	Alice's Army Horseman	3
#152	Alice's Army Lanceman	3
#189	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	3
#106	Alice's Army Martyr	2
#177	Alice's Army Ninja	3
#185	Alice's Army Nurse	3
#179	Alice's Army Page	3
#183	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	3
#110	Alice's Army Sniper	2
#178	Alice's Army Spearsman	3
#175	Alice's Army Swordsman	3
#188	Alice's Army Wallman	3
#25	Alice's Army booster box	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#490	Ancient Saucehelm	5
#222	Angelhair Culottes	5
#386	Angry Farmer candy	273
#190	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	6
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#348	Argarggagarg's fang	5
#788	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#142	Atomic Comic	3
#159	Atomic Pop	3
#41	Aura Libre	3
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#361	BGE merchandise order form	11
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#575	BGE shotglass	12
#676	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#236	BRAINS shorts	4
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#128	BRICKO brick	2,500
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#130	BRICKO eye brick	555
#24	BRICKO hat	3
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#22	BRICKO pants	3
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#25	BRICKO sword	3
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#227	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	5
🥉	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	1
#125	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	4
#77	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	89
#435	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	5
#287	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	9
#42	Barulio's bottle	16
#613	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#102	Bash-Ōs cereal	8
#102	Battlie Light Saver	9
#58	Beignet Milgranet	4
#134	Belt of Howling Anger	3
#52	Ben-Gal™ Balm	113
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#528	Bit O' Ectoplasm	3
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#137	Bjorn's Hammer	3
#72	Black Body™ spray	10
#58	Black Hole	1
#161	Black No. 2	68
#190	Blackfly Chardonnay	25
#495	Blatantly Canadian	2
#454	Bling of the New Wave	3
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#426	Blood Light	6
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#472	Bone's Farm "wine"	2
#96	Bonerdagon necklace	80
#93	Boots of Twilight Whispers	5
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#53	Bordeaux Marteaux	4
#9	Boris's Helm	2
#116	Boris's key lime	5
#85	Boris's key lime pie	15
#127	Boris's ring	11
#87	Boss Bat bling	35
#580	Boss Bat britches	26
#55	Bright Water	2
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#639	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	6
#13	Buddy Bjorn	2
#136	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	4
#207	C.H.U.M. chum	5
#310	C.H.U.M. knife	3
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#263	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#288	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#244	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#251	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#181	CRIMBCO lanyard	3
#103	CRIMBCO mug	148
#1699	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#65	CRIMBCO wine	98
#363	CRIMBCOIDS mints	7
#371	CRIMBCOLOAF	7
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#24	Camp Scout backpack	2
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#123	Cherry Cloaca Cola	14
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#176	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#103	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#476	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#892	Cloaca grenade	11
#1018	Cloaca-Cola	12
#555	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	6
#142	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	17
#197	Cloaca-Cola helmet	11
#498	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	4
#197	Cloaca-Cola shield	12
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#215	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#154	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	4
#75	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	4
#279	Codpiece of the Goblin King	25
#402	Colander of Em-er'il	6
#193	Cold Hots candy	56
#115	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	6
#135	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	10
#42	Comet Drop	3
#164	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	3
#151	Cookbook of the Damned	3
#252	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	10
#115	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	10
#469	Corpse Island iced tea	11
#511	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	10
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#153	Crimbo candied pecan	150
#152	Crimbo fudge	150
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#21	Crimbo paste	27
#144	Crimbo peppermint bark	150
#72	Crimbo pie	61
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#238	Crimbo wreath	3
#177	Crimbojito	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#5	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#140	Crimbot battery	10
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#475	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#2855	Crimbuck	5
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#1117	Crown of the Goblin King	21
#560	Daffy Taffy	52
#43	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	90
#121	Diet Cloaca Cola	11
#661	Disco 'Fro Pick	5
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#11	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	2
#135	Divine	7
#233	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	12
#376	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	17
#163	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	10
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#153	Dolphin King's crown	28
#576	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	8
#200	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	18
#206	Dramatic™ range	7
#75	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	3
#437	Drowsy Sword	43
#13	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
#629	Dyspepsi grenade	19
#701	Dyspepsi-Cola	80
#771	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	3
#153	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	14
#242	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	10
#574	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	3
#127	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	15
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#271	Ecto-Cooler	4
#809	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
#290	El Vibrato power sphere	3
#415	Elder Turtle Shell	6
#140	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	26
#356	Elfin shortbread	2
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#270	Elmley shades	3
#105	Elvish delight	3
#167	Ent cider	84
#136	Everlasting Deckswabber	3
#50	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#82	FDKOL commendation	8,615
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#86	FDKOL hotcakes	100
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#349	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	22
#144	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	4
#168	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#4	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	2
#89	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#15	Folder Holder	2
#47	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#68	Frat Army FGF	125
#53	Frogade	18
#83	Fromage Pinotage	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#226	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
#86	Fudgie Roll	3
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#87	GOTO	11
#512	Gaia beads	2
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#18	Game Grid ticket	2,345
#24	Game Grid token	1,500
#13	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	2
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#44	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	9
#38	Genalen™ Bottle	162
#80	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	16
#89	Gin Mint	1
#349	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	7
#187	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#77	Gnollish casserole dish	11
#380	Gnollish flyswatter	7
#170	Gnollish pie server	12
#134	Gnollish pie tin	45
#301	Gnollish plunger	9
#310	Gnollish slotted spoon	6
#225	Gnollish toolbox	23
#108	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	4
#196	Go-Wassail	100
#68	Good 'n' Slimy	3
#12	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	1
#114	Grateful Undead T-shirt	5
#86	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
#208	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#894	Green Clover of Justice	2
#35	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	2
#252	Gummi-DNA	3
#524	Gummi-Gnauga	3
#112	Gummy Brains	3
#10	Gygaxian Libram	1
#41	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
#329	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	10
#164	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	3
#332	Heimandatz's heart	5
#162	Hell ramen	35
#197	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#71	Hippy Army MPE	200
#93	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#259	Hollandaise helmet	15
#213	Iiti Kitty phone charm	14
#264	Imp Ale	790
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#23	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#490	Instant Karma	11
#62	Interview With You (a Vampire)	3
#62	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
#505	Iron Beta of Industry	14
#472	Jack-in-the-box	12
#174	Jarlsberg's earring	8
#107	Jarlsberg's key lime	5
#85	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	15
#17	Jarlsberg's pan	1
🥉	Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)	1
#377	Jocko Homo's head	5
#402	Jolly Roger charrrm	8
#58	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	51
#778	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	4
#97	Junk-Bond	1
#839	Kissin' Cousins	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#18	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	78
#96	Knob Goblin Uberpants	7
#151	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	3
#215	Knob Goblin elite helm	27
#220	Knob Goblin elite pants	28
#215	Knob Goblin elite polearm	25
#331	Knob Goblin elite shirt	20
#20	Knob Goblin eyedrops	112
#204	Knob Goblin firecracker	117
#190	Knob Goblin harem pants	28
#197	Knob Goblin harem veil	25
#338	Knob Goblin love potion	37
#38	Knob Goblin lunchbox	72
#194	Knob Goblin melon baller	14
#26	Knob Goblin nasal spray	246
#341	Knob Goblin pants	31
#144	Knob Goblin perfume	27
#32	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	110
#331	Knob Goblin scimitar	34
#192	Knob Goblin seltzer	106
#363	Knob Goblin spatula	15
#272	Knob Goblin steroids	43
#127	Knob Goblin superseltzer	76
#338	Knob Goblin tongs	37
#363	Knob Goblin visor	15
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#149	Knob jelly donut	1
#113	Knob lo mein	3
#567	Knob mushroom	5
#61	Knob nuts	24
#33	Knob pasty	25
#386	Knob sausage	8
#89	Knob shroomkabob	2
#371	Knoll mushroom	26
#178	Knoll shroomkabob	9
#15	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	2
#472	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
#551	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#90	Lars the Cyberian	4
#526	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#730	Let Me Be!	2
#134	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#16	Libram of Pulled Taffy	2
#17	Libram of Resolutions	2
#10	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	2
#47	Loathing Legion knife	1
#370	Lockenstock™ sandals	4
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#650	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	42
#687	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	5
#405	Lucky Surprise Egg	10
#87	Lumineux Limnio	1
#497	M-242	11
#76	MSG	15
#100	Mace of the Tortoise	5
#348	Mad Train wine	288
#166	Mae West	6
#32	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	1
#130	Manetwich	7
#126	Mark of the Bugbear	1
#125	Mark of the Ghost	1
#133	Mark of the Skeleton	1
#129	Mark of the Vampire	1
#129	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#127	Mark of the Zombie	1
#34	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	10
#849	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#159	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	15
#62	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	150
#45	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
#133	Meat detector	5
#111	Meat maid body	2
#60	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
#283	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	22
#146	Meleegra™ pills	78
#173	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#163	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#278	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	4
#492	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	7
#280	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	223
#979	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#889	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#751	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#984	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#998	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#578	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#918	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1008	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#952	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#961	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#134	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#346	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#26	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	2
#91	Mint Yulep	1
#43	Miserable Pie	1
#252	Mohawk wig	48
#191	Mon Tiki	7
#66	Monstar energy beverage	227
#51	Moon Pie	3
#23	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	2
#105	Morto Moreto	1
#398	Mountain Stream soda	44
#159	Mr. Accessory	1
#189	Mr. Joe's bangles	8
#947	Mr. Mediocrebar	50
#92	Muschat	1
#41	My Own Pen Pal kit	1
#102	ND	2
#82	NG	23
#523	NPZR chemistry set	3
#52	Nardz energy beverage	24
#108	Necbro wafers	3
#208	Necrotelicomnicon	3
#137	Neuromancer	7
#435	Newbiesport™ tent	2
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#539	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	10
#330	Nightstalker perfume	4
#68	Northern pemmican	3
#88	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	21
#106	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	19
#115	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	14
#140	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	6
#100	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	9
#162	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	5
#571	Now and Earlier	3
#171	Nuclear Blastball	6
#87	Oil of Parrrlay	42
#37	Okee-Dokee soda	32
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#629	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#94	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#21	Operation Patriot Shield	2
#1271	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#204	Orcish baseball cap	20
#153	Orcish cargo shorts	24
#168	Orcish frat-paddle	23
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#18	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	2
#524	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#5	Otorian Battle Scar	1
#41	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	1
#232	PADL Phone	40
#141	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	11
#23	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	1
#84	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	1
#1599	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#13	Pantsgiving	2
#146	Pasta Spoon of Peril	2
#199	Penultimate Fantasy chest	147
#22	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	2
#362	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	3
#544	Pine-Fresh air freshener	3
#818	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#64	Pokëmann band-aid	33
#881	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#591	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#810	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#879	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#565	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#778	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#891	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#579	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#899	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#865	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#889	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#96	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	14
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#99	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	13
#599	Ram's Face Lager	14
#95	Red Pill	4
#230	Red Rover BB gun	17
#148	Regular Cloaca Cola	10
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#1515	Rock Pops	21
#209	Rock and Roll Legend	9
#80	Russian Ice	3
#19	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	1
#546	SPF 451 lip balm	3
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#393	Safari Jack's moustache	4
#82	Sangria de Menthe	1
#43	Saucepanic	1
#1139	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#50	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	1
#1050	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#168	Senior Mints	64
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#57	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	1
#194	Shield of Icy Fate	1
#486	Silver Bullet beer	2
#150	Sinful Desires	4
#24	Single Alice's Army Foil	1
#71	Skullhead's Screw	3
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#394	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#11	Small Medium	3
#160	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	9
#99	Sneaky Pete's key lime	5
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#47	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	15
#1965	robotronic egg	1
#170	rockfish stomach	1
#212	rockin' wagon	7
#93	rocky raccoon	461
#284	roll in the hay	6
#168	roll of Hob-Os	3
#101	roll of drink tickets	1
#117	roll of toilet paper	956
#143	rolling pin	1
#76	rook cookie	1
#38	root beer	6
#248	round green sunglasses	3
#219	round purple sunglasses	32
#139	royal jelly	120
#155	royal jelly taco	2
#1274	rubber WWBD? bracelet	6
#1838	rubber WWJD? bracelet	4
#677	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	11
#735	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	10
#558	rubber axe	1
#58	rubber band gun	7
#276	ruby W	57
#232	ruby on canes	3
#63	rum and cola	42
#80	rum barrel charrrm	22
#264	rusty chain necklace	11
#242	rusty grave robbing shovel	16
#142	rusty metal key	1
#319	rusty metal ring	1
#324	rusty metal shaft	1
#79	rusty piece of rebar	7
🥇	rxr shield	1
#312	sabre teeth	28
#164	sack lunch	83
#116	safarrri hat	19
#157	sake bomb	178
#51	salamander slurry	19
#184	salamander spleen	77
#362	salty dog	22
#320	salty slug	4
#95	samurai turtle	1
#36	samurai turtle helmet	1
#419	sand dollar	2
#68	sandpaper	1
#1707	sandwich of the gods	2
#53	sangria	29
#392	saucepan	113
#23	sausage bomb	106
#253	sausage pizza	5
#71	savoy truffle	126
#326	sawblade shield	9
#26	scented massage oil	95
#150	scintillating powder	1
#103	scissor duck	1
#104	scorpion whip	14