Babaganoosh

RankItemQuantity
#233'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign8
#1211-ball67
#1141.21 jigawatts1
#1791337 7r0uZ0RZ64
#1271952 Mickey Mantle card17
#1282-ball63
#833-ball102
#5130669 scroll200
#5533398 scroll515
#51334 scroll133
#1004-ball86
#1164-dimensional fez1
#414-dimensional guitar96
#995-ball81
#906-ball97
#44668 scroll47
#707-Foot Dwarven mattock75
#967-ball92
#507-inch discus1
#678-ball894
#138-billed baseball cap15
#2199-ball5
#63A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes14
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#296A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#84A muse-bouche3
#777A. W. O. L. commendation3
#41ASCII fu manchu23
#56ASCII shirt69
#86Abyssal ember1
#97Accordion of Jordion1
#44Alewife™ Ale95
🥈All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig1
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#89Ambitious Turkey5
#267Ancient Saucehelm8
#287Angelhair Culottes4
#16Angry Farmer candy12,163
#74Ankh of Badahnkadh6
#346Argarggagarg's fang5
#6Artist's Butterknife of Regret44
#7Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness38
#9Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury45
#7Artist's Spatula of Despair46
#7Artist's Whisk of Misery43
#141Asleep in the Cemetery9
#61Atomic Comic5
#82Atomic Pop11
#27Ax of L'rose1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#137BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt6
#746BGE merchandise order form3
#564BGE pocket calendar1
#1446BGE shotglass1
#454BGE temporary tattoo2
#633BGE tiny plastic toy2
#16BOOtonniere5
#177BRAINS shorts7
#70BRICKO hat1
#22BRICKO pants3
#33BRICKO pyramid1
#62BRICKO sword1
#19BROS Energy Drink77
#309Baron von Ratsworth's money clip2
#112Baron von Ratsworth's monocle72
#94Baron von Ratsworth's tophat21
#287Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler9
#150Barulio's bottle1
#86Bash-Ōs cereal10
#49Battlie Light Saver43
#42Beignet Milgranet8
#319Better Than Cuddling Cake7
#198Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook5
#613Bit O' Ectoplasm2
#119BitterSweetTarts13
#180Black Body™ spray1
#49Black No. 2297
#48Blackfly Chardonnay245
#48Blatantly Canadian230
#43Blizzards I Have Died In10
🥇Bloodbath1
#522Blue Diamond of Honesty1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#28Bohemian rhapsody63
#267Bone's Farm "wine"7
#252Bonerdagon necklace42
#73Boozehounds Anonymous token13
#23Bordeaux Marteaux14
#24Boris's key lime39
#127Boris's ring11
#85Boss Bat bling36
#95Boss Bat britches103
#88Boss Drops3
#528Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air7
#31Bright Water10
#201Brimstone Chicken Sandwich51
#65Bugbearclaw Donut1
#496Bulky Buddy Box6
🥈Byte1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#95C.H.U.M. knife9
#82C.H.U.M. lantern2
#583CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)2
#481CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)2
#509CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)2
#467CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)2
#476CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)2
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#790CRIMBCO mug12
#769CRIMBCO scrip145
#677CRIMBCO wine11
#2127CRIMBCOIDS mints2
#534CRIMBCOLOAF6
#33CSA discount card567
#43CSA fire-starting kit471
#35Can-Can skirt2
#70Cerebral Cloche2
#11Cerebral Crossbow59
#32Cerebral Culottes5
#39Chalice of the Malkovich Prince2
#325Cherry Cloaca Cola3
#118Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#175Chester's cutoffs1
#185Chester's moustache1
#82Chester's muscle shirt1
#91Chester's sunglasses1
#51ChibiBuddy™ (off)1
#22Chinese curse words27
#88Choker of the Ultragoth1
#160Cinco Mayo Lager2
#199Claw of the Infernal Seal5
#43Claybender glasses18
#59Cloaca Cola Polar123
#1187Cloaca grenade6
#942Cloaca-Cola c-rations2
#297Cloaca-Cola fatigues9
#230Cloaca-Cola helmet10
#349Cloaca-Cola knapsack7
#267Cloaca-Cola shield9
#85Cloak of Dire Shadows5
#68Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau21
#19Codpiece of the Goblin King136
#695Colander of Em-er'il4
#113Cold Hots candy144
#68Cold One1
#63Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce14
#84Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket16
#8Comet Drop127
#150Cookbook of the Damned3
#1369Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#82Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket16
#107Corpse Island iced tea46
#41Cosmic Calorie1,838
#99Crimbo Candy Cookbook47
#27Crimbo candied pecan1,315
#27Crimbo fudge1,342
#25Crimbo peppermint bark1,315
#118Crimbo wreath5
#68Crimbojito5
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#118Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision1
#4Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)1
#135Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping1
🥈Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
#111Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency1
#4Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)1
#269Crimbot battery1
#92Crimbot schematic: Big Head58
#187Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel2
#162Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher2
#38Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw1
#132Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter3
#138Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder3
#103Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs5
#103Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads5
#79Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs68
#16Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler2
#164Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite2
#79Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise66
#76Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis21
#135Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module3
#82Crimbot schematic: Power Arm67
#83Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head6
#94Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker18
#14Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt1
#83Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun60
#94Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet18
#92Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis53
#58Crimbough1
#1513Crimbuck175
#1116Crown of the Goblin King21
#77D roll172
#67DNOTC Box5
#127Daffy Taffy286
#93Danglin' Chad's loincloth6
🥇Deactivated MiniMechaElf1
#416Dickory Farms Gift Basket15
#221Diet Cloaca Cola5
#160Disco 'Fro Pick12
#436Doc's Miracle Cure2
#119Dogsgotnonoz pills2
#153Dolphin King's crown28
#232Double Bacon Beelzeburger44
#222Dr. Hobo's scalpel16
#70Dreadsylvanian Almanac page149
#127Drowsy Sword137
#43Duskwalker fangs17
#44Duskwalker syringe45
#707Dyspepsi grenade15
#1362Dyspepsi-Cola15
#772Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations3
#770Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues3
#991Dyspepsi-Cola helmet2
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#956Dyspepsi-Cola shield2
#92Earring of Fire1
#328Ecto-Cooler3
#74Effermint™ tablets66
#174El Sombrero De Lopez12
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#152El Vibrato power sphere9
#81El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)1
#159El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)1
#150El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)4
#104El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)4
#227El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)3
#283El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)1
#264Elder Turtle Shell8
#60Elizabeth's Dollie2
#63Elizabeth's paintbrush2
#81Ellsbury's skull1
#55Elmley shades24
#210Elron's Explosive Etude1
#45Elvish delight11
#72Elvish sunglasses1
#80Enchanted Flyswatter3
#89Enchanted Plunger3
#160Ent cider93
#157Everlasting Deckswabber2
#49Every Day is Like This Sundae1
#234FDKOL commendation2,471
#30FDKOL fire hose1
#17FDKOL hotcakes501
#61FDKOL tattoo1
#55Fantasma en la Máquina96
#124Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots110
#1502Feynman gate2
#76Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy2
#82Fog Murderer1
#24Frat Army FGF404
🥇French slippers1
#63Friendliness Beverage171
#25Friendly Turkey5
#126Frost™ brand sword1
#83Frosty's arm1
#64Frosty's carrot2
#142Frosty's frosty mug12
#16Frosty's iceball1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#120Frosty's snowball sack1
#63Frown Exerciser1
#102Fu Manchu Wax3
#248Fudgie Roll1
🥈Fuzzby1
#17GOTO716
#32Gaia beads162
#180Galapagosian Cuisses6
#102GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine23
#153Gauntlets of the Blood Moon2
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#55Gearhead Goo16
#184Genalen™ Bottle14
#139General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket8
🥇Ginsu™1
#743Glass Balls of the Goblin King3
#87Gnollish Crossdress4
#102Gnollish autoplunger2
#64Gnollish flyswatter55
#50Gnollish pie server38
#61Gnollish plunger49
#42Gnollish slotted spoon54
#101Gnollish toolbox71
#74Go-Wassail304
#56Good 'n' Slimy5
#1011Goodfella contract1
#45Grateful Undead T-shirt12
#117Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob8
#154Greaves of the Murk Lord2
#166Green Clover of Justice11
#755Gummi-Gnauga1
#137Gummy Brains1
#340Happy Birthday, Claude! cake3
#142Haunted Sorority House staff guide38
#184Heimandatz's heart8
#158Helm of the Scream Emperor2
#25Hippy Army MPE608
#18Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians3
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#159Hodgman's blanket9
#44Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics2
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#121Hollandaise helmet96
#31Hundred Headed IPA10
#78Hunger™ Sauce1
#80Ice Island Long Tea1
#56Ice-Cold Beerring1
#70Iiti Kitty Gumdrop79
#97Iiti Kitty phone charm53
#33Illuminati earpiece33
#57Imp Ale5,793
#133Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration7
#559Instant Karma9
#119Interview With You (a Vampire)1
#446Iron Beta of Industry17
#134Jack-in-the-box37
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#49Jacob's rung5
#285Jarlsberg's earring5
#13Jarlsberg's key lime70
#213Jarlsberg's key lime pie4
#33Jefferson wings40
#150Jocko Homo's head10
#152Jolly Roger charrrm31
#46Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet62
#639Jumbo Dr. Lucifer8
#40Junk-Bond5
#78Kashmir sweater1
#39Kentucky-fried meat crossbow2
#54Kentucky-fried meat staff1
#73Kentucky-fried meat sword1
#107Kentucky-style derby1
#110Kiss the Knob apron1
#70Kissin' Cousins8
#227Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#96Knob Goblin Mutagen18
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#25Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar52
#75Knob Goblin elite helm91
#83Knob Goblin elite pants89
#80Knob Goblin elite polearm84
#110Knob Goblin elite shirt80
#57Knob Goblin firecracker553
#34Knob Goblin harem pants230
#33Knob Goblin harem veil190
#318Knob Goblin lunchbox4
#79Knob Goblin melon baller51
#81Knob Goblin pants209
#28Knob Goblin perfume108
#80Knob Goblin scimitar204
#237Knob Goblin spatula48
#88Knob Goblin tongs220
#97Knob Goblin visor110
#108Knob jelly donut2
#566Knob mushroom5
#23Knob nuts76
#58Knob pasty11
#385Knob sausage8
#122Knob sausage stir-fry1
#89Knob shroomkabob2
#91Knoll mushroom163
#50Knoll shroomkabob44
#111Knoll stir-fry1
#35KoLHS Pep Squad Box1
#200Krakrox's Loincloth5
🥈LARP membership card1
#62LOLmec statuette1
🥇LWA ring1
#62La Fantasma y La Oscuridad86
#124La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez11
#138Lars the Cyberian3
#84Lead Zeta of Chastity2
#122Lederhosen of the Night11
#70Let Me Be!12
#44Libram of Love Songs2
#30Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab1
#47Loathing Legion knife1
#141Lobos Mints1
#145Lobster qua Grill1
#36Lockenstock™ sandals186
🥇Lord Flameface's cloak1
#177Lord of the Flies-sized fries61
#35Louder Than Bomb1
#884Loudmouth Larry Lamprey1
#467Lucky Surprise Egg7
#26Lumineux Limnio11
#1199M-2421
#438Mace of the Tortoise1
#170Mad Train wine632
#263Mae West with a fly in it1
#46Manetwich20
#32Mariner's Friend cough drops47
#50Mark I Steam-Hat1
#35Mark II Steam-Hat2
#43Mark III Steam-Hat1
#43Mark IV Steam-Hat1
#136Mark V Steam-Hat1
#24Mark of the Bugbear12
#39Mark of the Ghost7
#60Mark of the Skeleton5
#40Mark of the Vampire7
#73Mark of the Werewolf4
#51Mark of the Zombie5
#77Marvin's marvelous pill1
#39Maxing, Relaxing13
#91Maxwell's Silver Hammer38
#28Mayor Ghost's cloak1
#491McMillicancuddy's Special Lager2
#92Meat maid2
🥇Meatcleaver1
#60Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince1
#53Meleegra™ pills234
#21Mer-kin begsign7
#16Mer-kin breastplate22
#21Mer-kin bunwig8
#26Mer-kin cooljuice23
#12Mer-kin digpick29
#25Mer-kin dragbelt4
#12Mer-kin eyeglasses18
#82Mer-kin fastjuice8
#31Mer-kin finpaddle4
#51Mer-kin fitbrine5
#23Mer-kin foodbucket156
#29Mer-kin gutgirdle3
#29Mer-kin headguard1
#22Mer-kin hidepaint54
#32Mer-kin hookspear28
#40Mer-kin killscroll26
#21Mer-kin lipstick40
#15Mer-kin mouthsoap23
#30Mer-kin pinkslip9
#43Mer-kin ragejuice9
#13Mer-kin sawdust13
#20Mer-kin smartjuice27
#25Mer-kin sneakmask16
#23Mer-kin stopwatch5
#25Mer-kin strongjuice15
#32Mer-kin takebag27
#16Mer-kin thingpouch321
#22Mer-kin weaksauce46
#5Meteoid ice beam1
#16Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler155
#13Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub10,042
#132Milk Studs71
#135Mini-Crimbot crate1
#396Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#443Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#42Miserable Pie1
#68Missing Eye Simulation Device9
#121Misty Cape18
#173Misty Cloak9
#144Misty Robe15
#815Mob Penguin cellular phone18
#99Mohawk wig136
#23Monstar energy beverage551
#117Mornington crescent roll2
#27Morto Moreto11
#15Mountain Stream Code Black Alert124
#55Mountain Stream soda1,737
#171Mr. Balloon1
#249Mr. Haggis1
#289Mr. Joe's bangles5
#245Mr. Mediocrebar222
#72Mudflap-Girl Earring1
#85Mudflap-Girl Ring1
#36Muschat8
#19NG132
#59NPZR chemistry set106
#33Nardz energy beverage44
#134Necbro wafers1
#34Necrotelicomnicon32
#95New Zealand iced tea149
#207Newbiesport™ tent15
#125Newman's Own Trousers8
#82Nickel Gamma of Frugality75
#188Nightstalker perfume14
#30Nose Ring of Putrescence2
#63Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I34
#45Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II81
#25Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III153
#27Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV54
#24Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V63
#22Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI65
#16O'RLY manual332
#12Ogres and Oubliettes™ module135
#25Oil of Parrrlay123
#216Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#128Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork1
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#73Ol' Scratch's salad fork19
#187Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#352Orange Star of Sacrifice6
#30Orcish baseball cap209
#23Orcish cargo shorts223
#92Orcish frat-paddle63
#57Orcish meat locker11
#50Order of the Green Thumb Order Form1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#100Oscus's flypaper pants1
#8Oscus's neverending soda1
#194Oscus's pelt1
#40Ouija Board, Ouija Board1
#49P.B.L.T.260
#42PADL Phone439
#49PB&BP4
#130PEEZ dispenser85
#29PVC staff1
#84Paint A Vulgar Pitcher1
#564Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster12
#22Pendant of Gargalesis1
#50Penultimate Fantasy chest1,227
#44Pick-O-Matic lockpicks54
#177Piddles2
#178Pine-Fresh air freshener20
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#376Pokëmann figurine: Frank2
#111Polka Pop8
#54Polysniff Perfume33
#175Prelude of Precision1
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#114Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket11
#99Professor What T-Shirt9
#84Psychotic Train wine9
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#88Rad Lib2
#211Ralph IX cognac1
#108Ram's Face Lager640
#260Red Balloon of Valor1
#16Red Fox glove1
#78Red Pill5
#106Red Rover BB gun33
#36Red X Shield7
#252Regular Cloaca Cola4
#48Retenez L'Herbe Paté23
#36Ring of the Sewer Snake2
#472Rock Pops115
#49Roman sadnals9
#86Rompedores de Fantasmas60
#36S.A.V.E. flyer14
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#241Safari Jack's moustache6
#32Saturday Night Special39
#421Scalp of Gorgolok7
#50Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince1
#208Schrödinger's thermos106
#158Senior Mints73
#152Sensual Massage for Creeps7
#55Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion1
#90Shield of Icy Fate5
#73Shivering Chèvre64
#219Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip1
#311Silver Bullet beer7
#150Sinful Desires4
🥈Skipper's accordion1
#93Skullery Maid's Knee14
#57Skully's hot chocolate2
#67Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags10
#137Smart Bone Dust1
#176Sneaky Pete's breath spray8
#14Sneaky Pete's key lime87
#254Sneaky Pete's key lime pie3
#91Snow Queen Crown89
#68Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire1
#140Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts1
#60Space Tourist Phaser14
#59Space Tours Tripple48
#69Spam Witch sammich967
#24Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot1
#86Spooky Surprise Egg218
#14Squat-Thrust Magazine222
#471St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket11
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#81Stephen's lab coat2
#72Stephen's secret formula2
#104Stone Golem pebbles9
#51Strikes Again Bigmouth1
#561Sugar Cog2
#436Summer Nights3
#92Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword2
#172Super Magic Power Sword X1
#35Super Weight-Gain 90007
#74Supernova Champagne128
#42Swabbie™ swab121
#218Swizzler24
#105Sword of Dark Omens4
🥈Sword of Procedural Generation1
#63Sword of the Brouhaha Prince1
#47T.U.R.D.S. Key44
#152Tales from the Fireside6
#364Tales of a Kansas Toymaker9
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#80Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin1
#38Tasty Fun Good rice candy2,576
#98Tears of the Quiet Healer47
#48Temps Tempranillo6
#600The Art of Slapfighting1
#97The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones12
#136The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#41The Bomb6
#390The Cooler Out of Space4
#267The Joy of Wassailing13
#72The Landscaper's leafblower1
#47The Lost Comb1
#51The Lost Glasses2
#142The Mariachi's guitar case11
#33The Necbromancer's Hat1
#38The Necbromancer's Stein1
#14The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff1
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
🥈The Sagittarian's leisure pants1
#96The Six-Pack of Pain1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#41Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy9
🥇Thinknerd T-Shirt1
#217Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag1
#15Thriller Ice8
#287Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette13
#60Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model1
#211Thwaitgold amoeba statuette3
#562Thwaitgold ant statuette2
#86Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette6
#777Thwaitgold bee statuette3
#138Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette7
#190Thwaitgold bookworm statuette5
#659Thwaitgold butterfly statuette2
#67Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette11
#213Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette6
#276Thwaitgold chigger statuette4
#178Thwaitgold cockroach statuette4
#664Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette7
#46Thwaitgold fairyfly statue13
#17Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette6
#769Thwaitgold firefly statuette6
#1042Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette3
#94Thwaitgold harvestman statuette1
#176Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette2
#106Thwaitgold listening bug statuette3
#369Thwaitgold maggot statuette11
#313Thwaitgold metabug statuette1
#173Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette1
#126Thwaitgold moth statuette3
#262Thwaitgold nit statuette1
#129Thwaitgold nymph statuette9
#148Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette5
#161Thwaitgold protozoa statuette2
#116Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette12
#232Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette15
#276Thwaitgold scorpion statuette5
#74Thwaitgold shield bug statuette1
#335Thwaitgold slug statuette13
#85Thwaitgold spider statuette18
#17Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette22
#888Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette10
#1262Thwaitgold termite statuette1
#128Thwaitgold time fly statuette1
#219Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette3
#109Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette1
#171Thwaitgold woollybear statuette6
🥇Tickle-Me Emilio1
#47Tiger-lily's milk89
#574Tiki lighter1
#39Time Lord Participation Mug1
#31Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste202
#161Travels with Jerry6
#21Tremella Tarantella mushroom1
#31Trivial Avocations Card: What?680
#29Trivial Avocations Card: When?713
#30Trivial Avocations Card: Where?712
#29Trivial Avocations Card: Who?703
#77Trollhouse cookies817
#48Tropical Crimbo Hat2
#50Tropical Crimbo Shorts2
#26Tropical Crimbo Sword3
🥇Truthsayer1
#68Tuesday's ruby49
#69Typical Tavern swill208
#143UV monocular1
#90Ultrasoldier Serum15
#306Uncle Crimbo's Rations5
🥇Uncle Crimbo's Sack1
#60Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide301
#147Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix25
#230Uncle Romulus5
#22Uncle Romulus (used)1
#10Underworld flail1
#40Underworld sapling1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#20Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate1
#72Unspeakable Earring1
#249Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#1776Valentine4
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#78Vial of jus de larmes2
#145Volartta's bellbottoms8
#237WA1
#205Wand of Oscus1
#4Warehouse 23 crate1
#66Way More Tears™ pepper spray120
#67Whatsian Ionic Pliers11
#51White Chocolate Golem Seeds36
#477White Citadel burger1
#4White Dragon Fang1
#61Whoompa Fur Pants11
#115Wint-O-Fresh mint196
#227Woldo trading card1
#33Work is a Four Letter Sword1
#330Workytime Tea6
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Wow, that's 464,415 items total!

what items are this player missing?