Museum :: Babaganoosh

Babaganoosh

Rank	Item	Quantity
#233	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	8
#121	1-ball	67
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#179	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	64
#127	1952 Mickey Mantle card	17
#127	2-ball	63
#83	3-ball	102
#51	30669 scroll	200
#55	33398 scroll	515
#51	334 scroll	133
#100	4-ball	86
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#41	4-dimensional guitar	96
#99	5-ball	81
#90	6-ball	97
#44	668 scroll	47
#70	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	75
#96	7-ball	92
#50	7-inch discus	1
#66	8-ball	894
#13	8-billed baseball cap	15
#219	9-ball	5
#62	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	14
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#84	A muse-bouche	3
#777	A. W. O. L. commendation	3
#41	ASCII fu manchu	23
#56	ASCII shirt	69
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#44	Alewife™ Ale	95
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#89	Ambitious Turkey	5
#268	Ancient Saucehelm	8
#286	Angelhair Culottes	4
#16	Angry Farmer candy	12,163
#74	Ankh of Badahnkadh	6
#346	Argarggagarg's fang	5
#6	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	44
#7	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	38
#9	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	45
#7	Artist's Spatula of Despair	46
#7	Artist's Whisk of Misery	43
#141	Asleep in the Cemetery	9
#63	Atomic Comic	5
#81	Atomic Pop	11
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#137	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	6
#745	BGE merchandise order form	3
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1447	BGE shotglass	1
#454	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#16	BOOtonniere	5
#177	BRAINS shorts	7
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#22	BRICKO pants	3
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#19	BROS Energy Drink	77
#309	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
#113	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	72
#93	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	21
#287	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	9
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#87	Bash-Ōs cereal	10
#49	Battlie Light Saver	43
#42	Beignet Milgranet	8
#319	Better Than Cuddling Cake	7
#199	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	5
#615	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#119	BitterSweetTarts	13
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#49	Black No. 2	297
#48	Blackfly Chardonnay	245
#48	Blatantly Canadian	230
#43	Blizzards I Have Died In	10
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#28	Bohemian rhapsody	63
#267	Bone's Farm "wine"	7
#251	Bonerdagon necklace	42
#74	Boozehounds Anonymous token	13
#23	Bordeaux Marteaux	14
#24	Boris's key lime	39
#127	Boris's ring	11
#84	Boss Bat bling	36
#94	Boss Bat britches	103
#88	Boss Drops	3
#529	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	7
#31	Bright Water	10
#201	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	51
#65	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
#496	Bulky Buddy Box	6
🥈	Byte	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#95	C.H.U.M. knife	9
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#790	CRIMBCO mug	12
#768	CRIMBCO scrip	145
#677	CRIMBCO wine	11
#2128	CRIMBCOIDS mints	2
#535	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#33	CSA discount card	567
#43	CSA fire-starting kit	471
#35	Can-Can skirt	2
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
#11	Cerebral Crossbow	59
#32	Cerebral Culottes	5
#39	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	2
#324	Cherry Cloaca Cola	3
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#22	Chinese curse words	27
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#198	Claw of the Infernal Seal	5
#43	Claybender glasses	18
#58	Cloaca Cola Polar	123
#1190	Cloaca grenade	6
#943	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	2
#297	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	9
#231	Cloaca-Cola helmet	10
#348	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	7
#268	Cloaca-Cola shield	9
#85	Cloak of Dire Shadows	5
#68	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	21
#19	Codpiece of the Goblin King	136
#694	Colander of Em-er'il	4
#112	Cold Hots candy	144
#68	Cold One	1
#63	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	14
#84	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	16
#8	Comet Drop	127
#150	Cookbook of the Damned	3
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#82	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	16
#107	Corpse Island iced tea	46
#41	Cosmic Calorie	1,838
#98	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	47
#28	Crimbo candied pecan	1,315
#27	Crimbo fudge	1,342
#25	Crimbo peppermint bark	1,315
#118	Crimbo wreath	5
#67	Crimbojito	5
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#91	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	58
#186	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	2
#161	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	2
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#132	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	3
#138	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	3
#102	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	5
#102	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	5
#78	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	68
#16	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	2
#163	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	2
#78	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	66
#76	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	21
#135	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	3
#81	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	67
#82	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	6
#93	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	18
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#82	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	60
#93	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	18
#91	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	53
#58	Crimbough	1
#1514	Crimbuck	175
#1117	Crown of the Goblin King	21
#76	D roll	172
#67	DNOTC Box	5
#126	Daffy Taffy	286
#93	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	6
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#417	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	15
#221	Diet Cloaca Cola	5
#159	Disco 'Fro Pick	12
#436	Doc's Miracle Cure	2
#118	Dogsgotnonoz pills	2
#153	Dolphin King's crown	28
#232	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	44
#222	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	16
#71	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	149
#126	Drowsy Sword	137
#43	Duskwalker fangs	17
#44	Duskwalker syringe	45
#707	Dyspepsi grenade	15
#1360	Dyspepsi-Cola	15
#771	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	3
#770	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	3
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#328	Ecto-Cooler	3
#73	Effermint™ tablets	66
#174	El Sombrero De Lopez	12
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#152	El Vibrato power sphere	9
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#150	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	4
#104	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	4
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	3
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#263	Elder Turtle Shell	8
#59	Elizabeth's Dollie	2
#64	Elizabeth's paintbrush	2
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#55	Elmley shades	24
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#46	Elvish delight	11
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#80	Enchanted Flyswatter	3
#89	Enchanted Plunger	3
#160	Ent cider	93
#159	Everlasting Deckswabber	2
#50	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#234	FDKOL commendation	2,471
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#17	FDKOL hotcakes	501
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#55	Fantasma en la Máquina	96
#124	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	110
#1501	Feynman gate	2
#76	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	2
#82	Fog Murderer	1
#24	Frat Army FGF	404
🥇	French slippers	1
#63	Friendliness Beverage	171
#25	Friendly Turkey	5
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#65	Frosty's carrot	2
#142	Frosty's frosty mug	12
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#103	Fu Manchu Wax	3
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#17	GOTO	716
#32	Gaia beads	162
#179	Galapagosian Cuisses	6
#102	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	23
#153	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	2
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#55	Gearhead Goo	16
#185	Genalen™ Bottle	14
#139	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	8
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#742	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#88	Gnollish Crossdress	4
#103	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#64	Gnollish flyswatter	55
#50	Gnollish pie server	38
#61	Gnollish plunger	49
#42	Gnollish slotted spoon	54
#101	Gnollish toolbox	71
#74	Go-Wassail	304
#56	Good 'n' Slimy	5
#1011	Goodfella contract	1
#45	Grateful Undead T-shirt	12
#116	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	8
#153	Greaves of the Murk Lord	2
#166	Green Clover of Justice	11
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#136	Gummy Brains	1
#340	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	3
#141	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	38
#184	Heimandatz's heart	8
#157	Helm of the Scream Emperor	2
#25	Hippy Army MPE	608
#18	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	3
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#160	Hodgman's blanket	9
#44	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	2
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#122	Hollandaise helmet	96
#32	Hundred Headed IPA	10
#78	Hunger™ Sauce	1
#79	Ice Island Long Tea	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#71	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	79
#97	Iiti Kitty phone charm	53
#34	Illuminati earpiece	33
#57	Imp Ale	5,793
#133	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	7
#563	Instant Karma	9
#121	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#445	Iron Beta of Industry	17
#134	Jack-in-the-box	37
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#49	Jacob's rung	5
#285	Jarlsberg's earring	5
#13	Jarlsberg's key lime	70
#213	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	4
#33	Jefferson wings	40
#153	Jocko Homo's head	10
#152	Jolly Roger charrrm	31
#46	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	62
#638	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	8
#40	Junk-Bond	5
#79	Kashmir sweater	1
#39	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	2
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#70	Kissin' Cousins	8
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#96	Knob Goblin Mutagen	18
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#25	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	52
#76	Knob Goblin elite helm	91
#83	Knob Goblin elite pants	89
#80	Knob Goblin elite polearm	84
#110	Knob Goblin elite shirt	80
#57	Knob Goblin firecracker	553
#34	Knob Goblin harem pants	230
#33	Knob Goblin harem veil	190
#318	Knob Goblin lunchbox	4
#79	Knob Goblin melon baller	51
#81	Knob Goblin pants	209
#28	Knob Goblin perfume	108
#80	Knob Goblin scimitar	204
#237	Knob Goblin spatula	48
#88	Knob Goblin tongs	220
#97	Knob Goblin visor	110
#108	Knob jelly donut	2
#567	Knob mushroom	5
#23	Knob nuts	76
#59	Knob pasty	11
#386	Knob sausage	8
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#89	Knob shroomkabob	2
#91	Knoll mushroom	163
#50	Knoll shroomkabob	44
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#35	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	1
#199	Krakrox's Loincloth	5
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#62	LOLmec statuette	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#62	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	86
#123	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	11
#138	Lars the Cyberian	3
#86	Lead Zeta of Chastity	2
#122	Lederhosen of the Night	11
#70	Let Me Be!	12
#44	Libram of Love Songs	2
#29	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	1
#47	Loathing Legion knife	1
#141	Lobos Mints	1
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#36	Lockenstock™ sandals	186
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#177	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	61
#36	Louder Than Bomb	1
#883	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#467	Lucky Surprise Egg	7
#26	Lumineux Limnio	11
#1200	M-242	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#170	Mad Train wine	632
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#46	Manetwich	20
#32	Mariner's Friend cough drops	47
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#35	Mark II Steam-Hat	2
#44	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#24	Mark of the Bugbear	12
#39	Mark of the Ghost	7
#60	Mark of the Skeleton	5
#40	Mark of the Vampire	7
#73	Mark of the Werewolf	4
#51	Mark of the Zombie	5
#77	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
#39	Maxing, Relaxing	13
#92	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	38
#29	Mayor Ghost's cloak	1
#491	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	2
#92	Meat maid	2
🥇	Meatcleaver	1
#60	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
#53	Meleegra™ pills	234
#21	Mer-kin begsign	7
#16	Mer-kin breastplate	22
#21	Mer-kin bunwig	8
#26	Mer-kin cooljuice	23
#12	Mer-kin digpick	29
#25	Mer-kin dragbelt	4
#12	Mer-kin eyeglasses	18
#83	Mer-kin fastjuice	8
#31	Mer-kin finpaddle	4
#51	Mer-kin fitbrine	5
#23	Mer-kin foodbucket	156
#29	Mer-kin gutgirdle	3
#29	Mer-kin headguard	1
#22	Mer-kin hidepaint	54
#32	Mer-kin hookspear	28
#40	Mer-kin killscroll	26
#21	Mer-kin lipstick	40
#15	Mer-kin mouthsoap	23
#30	Mer-kin pinkslip	9
#43	Mer-kin ragejuice	9
#13	Mer-kin sawdust	13
#20	Mer-kin smartjuice	27
#25	Mer-kin sneakmask	16
#23	Mer-kin stopwatch	5
#25	Mer-kin strongjuice	15
#32	Mer-kin takebag	27
#16	Mer-kin thingpouch	321
#22	Mer-kin weaksauce	46
#5	Meteoid ice beam	1
#16	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	155
#13	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	10,042
#131	Milk Studs	71
#133	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#43	Miserable Pie	1
#69	Missing Eye Simulation Device	9
#121	Misty Cape	18
#173	Misty Cloak	9
#144	Misty Robe	15
#815	Mob Penguin cellular phone	18
#100	Mohawk wig	136
#23	Monstar energy beverage	551
#118	Mornington crescent roll	2
#27	Morto Moreto	11
#15	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	124
#55	Mountain Stream soda	1,737
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#248	Mr. Haggis	1
#289	Mr. Joe's bangles	5
#244	Mr. Mediocrebar	222
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#36	Muschat	8
#19	NG	132
#59	NPZR chemistry set	106
#33	Nardz energy beverage	44
#132	Necbro wafers	1
#34	Necrotelicomnicon	32
#95	New Zealand iced tea	149
#209	Newbiesport™ tent	15
#124	Newman's Own Trousers	8
#82	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	75
#188	Nightstalker perfume	14
#30	Nose Ring of Putrescence	2
#64	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	34
#45	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	81
#25	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	153
#27	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	54
#24	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	63
#22	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	65
#17	O'RLY manual	332
#12	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	135
#25	Oil of Parrrlay	123
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#72	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	19
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#352	Orange Star of Sacrifice	6
#30	Orcish baseball cap	209
#23	Orcish cargo shorts	223
#92	Orcish frat-paddle	63
#56	Orcish meat locker	11
#50	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#40	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	1
#49	P.B.L.T.	260
#42	PADL Phone	439
#51	PB&BP	4
#128	PEEZ dispenser	85
#29	PVC staff	1
#84	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	1
#566	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	12
#22	Pendant of Gargalesis	1
#50	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1,227
#44	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	54
#177	Piddles	2
#179	Pine-Fresh air freshener	20
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#376	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	2
#110	Polka Pop	8
#54	Polysniff Perfume	33
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#114	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	11
#100	Professor What T-Shirt	9
#84	Psychotic Train wine	9
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#88	Rad Lib	2
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#108	Ram's Face Lager	640
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#16	Red Fox glove	1
#78	Red Pill	5
#105	Red Rover BB gun	33
#37	Red X Shield	7
#252	Regular Cloaca Cola	4
#48	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	23
#36	Ring of the Sewer Snake	2
#472	Rock Pops	115
#49	Roman sadnals	9
#86	Rompedores de Fantasmas	60
#36	S.A.V.E. flyer	14
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#240	Safari Jack's moustache	6
#32	Saturday Night Special	39
#420	Scalp of Gorgolok	7
#50	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	1
#208	Schrödinger's thermos	106
#157	Senior Mints	73
#153	Sensual Massage for Creeps	7
#56	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	1
#89	Shield of Icy Fate	5
#73	Shivering Chèvre	64
#218	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	1
#311	Silver Bullet beer	7
#150	Sinful Desires	4
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#93	Skullery Maid's Knee	14
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#67	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	10
#138	Smart Bone Dust	1
#176	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	8
#14	Sneaky Pete's key lime	87
#254	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	3
#91	Snow Queen Crown	89
#67	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	1
#138	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
#61	Space Tourist Phaser	14
#59	Space Tours Tripple	48
#69	Spam Witch sammich	967
#24	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
#86	Spooky Surprise Egg	218
#14	Squat-Thrust Magazine	222
#471	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	11
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#80	Stephen's lab coat	2
#73	Stephen's secret formula	2
#105	Stone Golem pebbles	9
#52	Strikes Again Bigmouth	1
#561	Sugar Cog	2
#437	Summer Nights	3
#91	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	2
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#35	Super Weight-Gain 9000	7
#74	Supernova Champagne	128
#42	Swabbie™ swab	121
#218	Swizzler	24
#104	Sword of Dark Omens	4
🥈	Sword of Procedural Generation	1
#63	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	1
#47	T.U.R.D.S. Key	44
#152	Tales from the Fireside	6
#364	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	9
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#82	Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	1
#37	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	2,576
#98	Tears of the Quiet Healer	47
#48	Temps Tempranillo	6
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#97	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	12
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#41	The Bomb	6
#390	The Cooler Out of Space	4
#267	The Joy of Wassailing	13
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#47	The Lost Comb	1
#51	The Lost Glasses	2
#142	The Mariachi's guitar case	11
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
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#203	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	2
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#3938	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
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#796	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
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#4914	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	3
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#882	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	2
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#1679	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	5
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#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#837	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	2
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#31	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	2
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#2763	tiny plastic Hellion	2
#2163	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	3
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
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#3957	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
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#3894	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
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#1317	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#1769	tiny plastic Protagonist	4
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#1440	tiny plastic Spam Witch	5
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#1283	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	3
#151	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	2
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#2158	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	3
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#1741	tiny plastic astronomer	4
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#2760	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	2
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#1130	tiny plastic fire servant	1
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#52	troll britches	8
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#53	trousers of the white knight	1
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#39	true grit	105
#60	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	5
#27	tube of dread wax	267
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#392	tulip	1
#303	turtle totem	156
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#227	turtlemail bits	5
#46	turtlemail breeches	2
#46	turtlemail coif	2
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#11	twisted piece of wire	61
#17	twisted-up wet towel	60
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#82	twitching trigger finger	1
#119	two-handed depthsword	1
#38	ultimate ultimate frisbee	36
#56	ultrafondue	6
#110	una poca de gracia	7
#34	uncooked chorizo	199
#56	underwater slingshot	13
#29	undissolvable contact lenses	1
#76	unearthed potsherd	55
#110	unearthly onyx	13
#54	unholy water	22
#64	unidentified jerky	780
#67	union scalemail pants	2
#148	unlocked meat locker	1
#47	unnatural gas	7
#88	unquiet spirits	23
#191	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	45
#68	unrequired jacket	3
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#487	unstable laser battery	63
#33	unstable quark	49
#445	untamable turtle	5
#145	unused walkie-talkie	5
#260	unusual disco ball	9
#59	unwound clockwork grapefruit	3
#277	upsy daisy	10
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#97	vampire chowder	9
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#1255	vampire duck-on-a-string	5
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#45	vampire pearl ring	1
#669	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
#36	velcro boots	1
#36	velcro ore	29
#35	velcro paddle ball	1
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#388	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	25
#72	very overdue library book	11
#80	vial of Gnomochloric acid	1
#43	vial of The Glistening	24
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#67	vial of hamethyst juice	1
#48	vial of holy water	87
#21	vial of hot blood	4
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#62	vial of porquoise juice	1
#370	vibrating cyborg knife	12
#95	viking helmet	182
#386	vinegar	104
#108	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	276
#27	vinyl boots	1
#32	vinyl ore	30
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#593	vitachoconutriment capsule	9
#89	volcanic ash	85
#108	voodoo snuff	14
#74	vorpal blade	161
#145	wad of cotton	20
#263	wad of dough	203
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#87	wad of tofu	109
#74	walrus ice cream	2
#33	walrus-tusk earring	45
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#48	war tongs	94
#99	warbear LP-ROM burner	2
#99	warbear accoutrements chunk	70
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
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#216	warbear battery	13
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
#165	warbear bearserker mead	1
#161	warbear beeping telegram	8
#151	warbear breakfast machine assembler	4
#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#13	warbear dress helmet	1
#306	warbear drone assembler	1
🥉	warbear electric long johns	1
#5	warbear electric warscarf	1
#4	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
#97	warbear empathy chip	7
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#121	warbear exhaust manifold	2
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
#55	warbear feasting bread	14
#106	warbear feasting mead	6
#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
#84	warbear foil hat	3
#11	warbear goggles	1
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#100	warbear helm fragment	69
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#286	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	2
#101	warbear induction oven	2
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#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#9	warbear long johns	1
#190	warbear metalworking primer	6
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#70	warbear officer requisition box	12
#114	warbear oil pan	2
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#180	warbear procedural hilarity drone	7
#26	warbear requisition box	165
#188	warbear robo-camouflage unit	7
#108	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	11
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#90	warbear trouser fragment	74
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#631	warm mushroom	1
#96	wasabi marble soda	1
#39	wasabi pocky	10
#33	wasabi-infused sake	11
🥈	washboard shield	1
#47	water pipe bomb	2,114
#41	water purification pills	672
#474	water wings	1
#36	watered-down Red Minotaur	137
#100	waterlogged crate	2
#26	wax hat	1
#23	wax pants	1
#17	weighted paperclip chain	11
#58	weremoose spit	16
#37	wet venom duct	12
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#84	whatsit-covered turtle shell	1
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#89	whip kit	7
#182	whisker pencil	51
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#43	white chocolate chip brownies	7
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#39	white collar	78
#38	white hat hacker T-shirt	34
#46	white lightning	657
#75	white page	5
#56	white picket fence	52
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#63	white satin pants	97
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#40	white snake skin	430
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#42	whole roasted chicken	4
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#56	wholeberd	2
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#89	wiffle-flail	1
#37	wild honey pie	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#187	willyweed	1
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#46	wind-up ensign	9
#47	wind-up meatcar	254
#48	wind-up navigation droid	8
#68	wind-up owl	7
#57	wind-up vampire teeth	8
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#265	wine-soaked bone chips	3
#99	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	547
#615	witch hat	1
#16	witch wart	13
#83	witty rapier	103
#67	wolf mask	930
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#46	wolfskull mask	1
#45	wonderwall shield	47
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#20	worst candy	36
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#162	wreath of laurels	4
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#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
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#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
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#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
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#28	wussiness potion	1,155
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#176	yak anorak	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#33	yakskin kilt	3
#55	yakskin pants	2
#50	yam candy	5
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#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#90	yellow gummi ingot	360
#544	yellow paisley oyster egg	5
#682	yellow plastic oyster egg	9
#281	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	8
#1692	yellow snowcone	4
#208	yeti fur	1,217
🥇	yield shield	1
#1584	yo	3
#1164	yo-yo	13
#70	yohohoyo	52
#31	your own black heart	127
#168	yummy death watch beetle	2
#124	zombie hollandaise	7
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 464,415 items total!

what items are this player missing?