Museum :: Babaganoosh

Babaganoosh

Rank	Item	Quantity
#233	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	8
#118	1-ball	67
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#179	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	64
#126	1952 Mickey Mantle card	17
#125	2-ball	63
#81	3-ball	102
#51	30669 scroll	200
#54	33398 scroll	515
#51	334 scroll	133
#98	4-ball	86
#114	4-dimensional fez	1
#39	4-dimensional guitar	96
#97	5-ball	81
#89	6-ball	97
#44	668 scroll	47
#70	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	75
#94	7-ball	92
#50	7-inch discus	1
#64	8-ball	894
#13	8-billed baseball cap	15
#216	9-ball	5
#61	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	14
#22	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#297	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#82	A muse-bouche	3
#776	A. W. O. L. commendation	3
#41	ASCII fu manchu	23
#56	ASCII shirt	69
#84	Abyssal ember	1
#94	Accordion of Jordion	1
#44	Alewife™ Ale	95
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#411	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#86	Ambitious Turkey	5
#264	Ancient Saucehelm	8
#286	Angelhair Culottes	4
#16	Angry Farmer candy	12,163
#74	Ankh of Badahnkadh	6
#342	Argarggagarg's fang	5
#6	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	44
#7	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	38
#9	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	45
#7	Artist's Spatula of Despair	46
#7	Artist's Whisk of Misery	43
#141	Asleep in the Cemetery	9
#62	Atomic Comic	5
#82	Atomic Pop	11
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#137	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	6
#746	BGE merchandise order form	3
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1448	BGE shotglass	1
#454	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#634	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#16	BOOtonniere	5
#177	BRAINS shorts	7
#68	BRICKO hat	1
#22	BRICKO pants	3
#33	BRICKO pyramid	1
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#19	BROS Energy Drink	77
#309	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
#111	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	72
#94	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	21
#285	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	9
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#85	Bash-Ōs cereal	10
#49	Battlie Light Saver	43
#41	Beignet Milgranet	8
#319	Better Than Cuddling Cake	7
#198	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	5
#613	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#120	BitterSweetTarts	13
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#49	Black No. 2	297
#48	Blackfly Chardonnay	245
#48	Blatantly Canadian	230
#43	Blizzards I Have Died In	10
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#28	Bohemian rhapsody	63
#266	Bone's Farm "wine"	7
#254	Bonerdagon necklace	42
#73	Boozehounds Anonymous token	13
#23	Bordeaux Marteaux	14
#23	Boris's key lime	39
#127	Boris's ring	11
#85	Boss Bat bling	36
#95	Boss Bat britches	103
#87	Boss Drops	3
#526	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	7
#31	Bright Water	10
#201	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	51
#65	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
#499	Bulky Buddy Box	6
🥈	Byte	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#95	C.H.U.M. knife	9
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#481	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#509	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#468	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#476	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#790	CRIMBCO mug	12
#769	CRIMBCO scrip	145
#677	CRIMBCO wine	11
#2126	CRIMBCOIDS mints	2
#533	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#32	CSA discount card	567
#42	CSA fire-starting kit	471
#35	Can-Can skirt	2
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
#11	Cerebral Crossbow	59
#32	Cerebral Culottes	5
#39	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	2
#324	Cherry Cloaca Cola	3
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#184	Chester's moustache	1
#81	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#89	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#22	Chinese curse words	27
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#198	Claw of the Infernal Seal	5
#43	Claybender glasses	18
#58	Cloaca Cola Polar	123
#1185	Cloaca grenade	6
#942	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	2
#296	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	9
#229	Cloaca-Cola helmet	10
#349	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	7
#266	Cloaca-Cola shield	9
#86	Cloak of Dire Shadows	5
#67	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	21
#19	Codpiece of the Goblin King	136
#695	Colander of Em-er'il	4
#112	Cold Hots candy	144
#68	Cold One	1
#63	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	14
#83	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	16
#6	Comet Drop	127
#149	Cookbook of the Damned	3
#1367	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#82	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	16
#106	Corpse Island iced tea	46
#41	Cosmic Calorie	1,838
#100	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	47
#27	Crimbo candied pecan	1,315
#27	Crimbo fudge	1,342
#25	Crimbo peppermint bark	1,315
#118	Crimbo wreath	5
#68	Crimbojito	5
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#134	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#110	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#92	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	58
#187	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	2
#161	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	2
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#132	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	3
#138	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	3
#103	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	5
#103	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	5
#79	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	68
#16	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	2
#164	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	2
#79	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	66
#76	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	21
#135	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	3
#82	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	67
#83	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	6
#94	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	18
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#83	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	60
#94	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	18
#92	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	53
#59	Crimbough	1
#1514	Crimbuck	175
#1114	Crown of the Goblin King	21
#76	D roll	172
#67	DNOTC Box	5
#125	Daffy Taffy	286
#93	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	6
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#415	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	15
#221	Diet Cloaca Cola	5
#159	Disco 'Fro Pick	12
#436	Doc's Miracle Cure	2
#118	Dogsgotnonoz pills	2
#153	Dolphin King's crown	28
#232	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	44
#222	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	16
#70	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	149
#126	Drowsy Sword	137
#43	Duskwalker fangs	17
#44	Duskwalker syringe	45
#706	Dyspepsi grenade	15
#1360	Dyspepsi-Cola	15
#772	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	3
#769	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	3
#989	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#857	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#955	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#325	Ecto-Cooler	3
#75	Effermint™ tablets	66
#174	El Sombrero De Lopez	12
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#149	El Vibrato power sphere	9
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#157	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#148	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	4
#103	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	4
#224	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	3
#281	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#263	Elder Turtle Shell	8
#60	Elizabeth's Dollie	2
#61	Elizabeth's paintbrush	2
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#55	Elmley shades	24
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#45	Elvish delight	11
#73	Elvish sunglasses	1
#79	Enchanted Flyswatter	3
#86	Enchanted Plunger	3
#159	Ent cider	93
#157	Everlasting Deckswabber	2
#49	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#234	FDKOL commendation	2,471
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#17	FDKOL hotcakes	501
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#54	Fantasma en la Máquina	96
#124	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	110
#1503	Feynman gate	2
#77	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	2
#81	Fog Murderer	1
#24	Frat Army FGF	404
🥇	French slippers	1
#62	Friendliness Beverage	171
#24	Friendly Turkey	5
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#82	Frosty's arm	1
#64	Frosty's carrot	2
#142	Frosty's frosty mug	12
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#195	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#101	Fu Manchu Wax	3
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#16	GOTO	716
#32	Gaia beads	162
#180	Galapagosian Cuisses	6
#101	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	23
#154	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	2
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#55	Gearhead Goo	16
#184	Genalen™ Bottle	14
#138	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	8
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#743	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#86	Gnollish Crossdress	4
#101	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#64	Gnollish flyswatter	55
#50	Gnollish pie server	38
#60	Gnollish plunger	49
#42	Gnollish slotted spoon	54
#101	Gnollish toolbox	71
#72	Go-Wassail	304
#56	Good 'n' Slimy	5
#1010	Goodfella contract	1
#44	Grateful Undead T-shirt	12
#117	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	8
#153	Greaves of the Murk Lord	2
#165	Green Clover of Justice	11
#753	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#137	Gummy Brains	1
#340	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	3
#141	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	38
#183	Heimandatz's heart	8
#157	Helm of the Scream Emperor	2
#25	Hippy Army MPE	608
#19	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	3
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#159	Hodgman's blanket	9
#44	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	2
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#120	Hollandaise helmet	96
#30	Hundred Headed IPA	10
#77	Hunger™ Sauce	1
#79	Ice Island Long Tea	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#69	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	79
#97	Iiti Kitty phone charm	53
#32	Illuminati earpiece	33
#55	Imp Ale	5,793
#133	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	7
#549	Instant Karma	9
#118	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#442	Iron Beta of Industry	17
#134	Jack-in-the-box	37
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#49	Jacob's rung	5
#285	Jarlsberg's earring	5
#13	Jarlsberg's key lime	70
#212	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	4
#32	Jefferson wings	40
#150	Jocko Homo's head	10
#152	Jolly Roger charrrm	31
#46	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	62
#639	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	8
#39	Junk-Bond	5
#78	Kashmir sweater	1
#39	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	2
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#72	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#70	Kissin' Cousins	8
#225	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#96	Knob Goblin Mutagen	18
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#25	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	52
#75	Knob Goblin elite helm	91
#83	Knob Goblin elite pants	89
#79	Knob Goblin elite polearm	84
#109	Knob Goblin elite shirt	80
#57	Knob Goblin firecracker	553
#34	Knob Goblin harem pants	230
#33	Knob Goblin harem veil	190
#318	Knob Goblin lunchbox	4
#78	Knob Goblin melon baller	51
#81	Knob Goblin pants	209
#28	Knob Goblin perfume	108
#80	Knob Goblin scimitar	204
#237	Knob Goblin spatula	48
#88	Knob Goblin tongs	220
#91	Knob Goblin visor	110
#108	Knob jelly donut	2
#566	Knob mushroom	5
#23	Knob nuts	76
#58	Knob pasty	11
#385	Knob sausage	8
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#88	Knob shroomkabob	2
#91	Knoll mushroom	163
#49	Knoll shroomkabob	44
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#35	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	1
#198	Krakrox's Loincloth	5
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#61	LOLmec statuette	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#62	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	86
#124	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	11
#138	Lars the Cyberian	3
#83	Lead Zeta of Chastity	2
#122	Lederhosen of the Night	11
#70	Let Me Be!	12
#44	Libram of Love Songs	2
#30	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	1
#49	Loathing Legion knife	1
#141	Lobos Mints	1
#144	Lobster qua Grill	1
#36	Lockenstock™ sandals	186
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#177	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	61
#36	Louder Than Bomb	1
#884	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#466	Lucky Surprise Egg	7
#26	Lumineux Limnio	11
#1199	M-242	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#168	Mad Train wine	632
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#46	Manetwich	20
#32	Mariner's Friend cough drops	47
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#35	Mark II Steam-Hat	2
#43	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#131	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#23	Mark of the Bugbear	12
#39	Mark of the Ghost	7
#59	Mark of the Skeleton	5
#40	Mark of the Vampire	7
#72	Mark of the Werewolf	4
#50	Mark of the Zombie	5
#77	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
#39	Maxing, Relaxing	13
#91	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	38
#27	Mayor Ghost's cloak	1
#489	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	2
#91	Meat maid	2
🥇	Meatcleaver	1
#60	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
#53	Meleegra™ pills	234
#21	Mer-kin begsign	7
#16	Mer-kin breastplate	22
#22	Mer-kin bunwig	8
#26	Mer-kin cooljuice	23
#12	Mer-kin digpick	29
#25	Mer-kin dragbelt	4
#11	Mer-kin eyeglasses	18
#81	Mer-kin fastjuice	8
#31	Mer-kin finpaddle	4
#50	Mer-kin fitbrine	5
#23	Mer-kin foodbucket	156
#29	Mer-kin gutgirdle	3
#29	Mer-kin headguard	1
#22	Mer-kin hidepaint	54
#32	Mer-kin hookspear	28
#40	Mer-kin killscroll	26
#21	Mer-kin lipstick	40
#15	Mer-kin mouthsoap	23
#30	Mer-kin pinkslip	9
#42	Mer-kin ragejuice	9
#13	Mer-kin sawdust	13
#20	Mer-kin smartjuice	27
#25	Mer-kin sneakmask	16
#23	Mer-kin stopwatch	5
#25	Mer-kin strongjuice	15
#32	Mer-kin takebag	27
#16	Mer-kin thingpouch	321
#22	Mer-kin weaksauce	46
#5	Meteoid ice beam	1
#16	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	155
#13	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	10,042
#131	Milk Studs	71
#135	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#43	Miserable Pie	1
#68	Missing Eye Simulation Device	9
#120	Misty Cape	18
#172	Misty Cloak	9
#144	Misty Robe	15
#814	Mob Penguin cellular phone	18
#99	Mohawk wig	136
#23	Monstar energy beverage	551
#117	Mornington crescent roll	2
#26	Morto Moreto	11
#14	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	124
#55	Mountain Stream soda	1,737
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#250	Mr. Haggis	1
#289	Mr. Joe's bangles	5
#244	Mr. Mediocrebar	222
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#36	Muschat	8
#19	NG	132
#59	NPZR chemistry set	106
#33	Nardz energy beverage	44
#134	Necbro wafers	1
#34	Necrotelicomnicon	32
#93	New Zealand iced tea	149
#206	Newbiesport™ tent	15
#124	Newman's Own Trousers	8
#79	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	75
#188	Nightstalker perfume	14
#30	Nose Ring of Putrescence	2
#63	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	34
#45	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	81
#25	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	153
#27	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	54
#24	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	63
#22	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	65
#16	O'RLY manual	332
#11	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	135
#24	Oil of Parrrlay	123
#215	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#127	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#101	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#197	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#74	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	19
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#347	Orange Star of Sacrifice	6
#30	Orcish baseball cap	209
#23	Orcish cargo shorts	223
#92	Orcish frat-paddle	63
#57	Orcish meat locker	11
#51	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#195	Oscus's pelt	1
#39	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	1
#48	P.B.L.T.	260
#42	PADL Phone	439
#49	PB&BP	4
#129	PEEZ dispenser	85
#29	PVC staff	1
#84	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	1
#559	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	12
#21	Pendant of Gargalesis	1
#50	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1,227
#42	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	54
#178	Piddles	2
#178	Pine-Fresh air freshener	20
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#376	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	2
#111	Polka Pop	8
#53	Polysniff Perfume	33
#179	Prelude of Precision	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#114	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	11
#98	Professor What T-Shirt	9
#83	Psychotic Train wine	9
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#87	Rad Lib	2
#212	Ralph IX cognac	1
#108	Ram's Face Lager	640
#259	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#16	Red Fox glove	1
#79	Red Pill	5
#106	Red Rover BB gun	33
#36	Red X Shield	7
#252	Regular Cloaca Cola	4
#48	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	23
#35	Ring of the Sewer Snake	2
#471	Rock Pops	115
#48	Roman sadnals	9
#85	Rompedores de Fantasmas	60
#36	S.A.V.E. flyer	14
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#240	Safari Jack's moustache	6
#31	Saturday Night Special	39
#420	Scalp of Gorgolok	7
#50	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	1
#209	Schrödinger's thermos	106
#156	Senior Mints	73
#153	Sensual Massage for Creeps	7
#55	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	1
#90	Shield of Icy Fate	5
#73	Shivering Chèvre	64
#215	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	1
#309	Silver Bullet beer	7
#149	Sinful Desires	4
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#93	Skullery Maid's Knee	14
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#66	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	10
#137	Smart Bone Dust	1
#176	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	8
#14	Sneaky Pete's key lime	87
#253	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	3
#91	Snow Queen Crown	89
#69	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	1
#140	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
#60	Space Tourist Phaser	14
#59	Space Tours Tripple	48
#69	Spam Witch sammich	967
#23	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
#86	Spooky Surprise Egg	218
#14	Squat-Thrust Magazine	222
#469	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	11
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#82	Stephen's lab coat	2
#72	Stephen's secret formula	2
#104	Stone Golem pebbles	9
#52	Strikes Again Bigmouth	1
#559	Sugar Cog	2
#436	Summer Nights	3
#92	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	2
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#35	Super Weight-Gain 9000	7
#73	Supernova Champagne	128
#42	Swabbie™ swab	121
#218	Swizzler	24
#105	Sword of Dark Omens	4
🥈	Sword of Procedural Generation	1
#63	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	1
#46	T.U.R.D.S. Key	44
#152	Tales from the Fireside	6
#364	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	9
#68	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#78	Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	1
#36	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	2,576
#98	Tears of the Quiet Healer	47
#48	Temps Tempranillo	6
#601	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#97	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	12
#137	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#41	The Bomb	6
#389	The Cooler Out of Space	4
#267	The Joy of Wassailing	13
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#47	The Lost Comb	1
#51	The Lost Glasses	2
#142	The Mariachi's guitar case	11
#32	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
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#1282	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	3
#149	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	2
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