Museum :: ElronBean

ElronBean

Rank	Item	Quantity
#473	"DRINK ME" potion	9
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#577	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#804	1-ball	4
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#205	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	50
#541	2-ball	7
#65	25-meat staff	3
#885	3-ball	3
#231	30669 scroll	44
#265	33398 scroll	87
#205	334 scroll	33
#471	4-ball	9
#141	4-d camera	1
#322	4-dimensional guitar	3
#195	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#581	5-ball	6
#603	6-ball	6
#118	64067 scroll	5
#219	668 scroll	5
#96	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	46
#654	7-ball	6
#50	7-inch discus	1
#724	8-ball	22
#626	9-ball	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#468	ASCII shirt	3
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#173	Alewife™ Ale	7
#150	Alice's Army Alchemist	5
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#145	Alice's Army Cleric	3
#144	Alice's Army Coward	3
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#167	Alice's Army Halberder	4
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Ninja	4
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#177	Alice's Army Page	3
#148	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	5
#161	Alice's Army Spearsman	4
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#186	Alice's Army Wallman	3
#200	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	2
#407	Amulet of Yendor	54
#399	Ancient Saucehelm	6
#191	Angry Farmer candy	855
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#70	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#121	Asleep in the Cemetery	10
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#3368	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#121	Bash-Ōs cereal	6
#149	Ben-Gal™ Balm	10
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#299	Better Than Cuddling Cake	8
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#408	Bit O' Ectoplasm	5
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#132	Black Body™ spray	2
#77	Black No. 2	183
#221	Blackfly Chardonnay	20
#362	Blatantly Canadian	6
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#101	Bohemian rhapsody	6
#949	Bonerdagon necklace	10
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#81	Boris's ring	16
#740	Boss Bat bling	4
#1990	Boss Bat britches	3
#935	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	3
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#609	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	7
#123	Bulky Buddy Box	23
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#208	CRIMBCO scrip	1,945
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#171	Cherry Cloaca Cola	10
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#24	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#31	Chori Zo trading card	4
#104	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#20	Climate Colada	3
#696	Cloaca grenade	18
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#722	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	4
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#394	Cloaca-Cola helmet	6
#498	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	4
#490	Cloaca-Cola shield	5
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#817	Codpiece of the Goblin King	9
#528	Colander of Em-er'il	5
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#285	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	3
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#689	Corpse Island iced tea	7
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#205	Crimbo pie	13
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1681	Crimboween memo	4
#1167	Crimbuck	430
#565	Crown of the Goblin King	45
#11	DNOTC Box	11
#537	Daffy Taffy	55
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#30	Das Überkühlraum trading card	4
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#143	Diet Cloaca Cola	10
#136	Disco Banjo	4
#313	Divine	1
#330	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	6
#394	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	15
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#150	Doc's Miracle Cure	10
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#706	Dolphin King's crown	6
#290	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	31
#477	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	7
#56	Dramatic™ range	31
#1821	Drowsy Sword	4
#1134	Dyspepsi grenade	6
#1037	Dyspepsi-Cola	37
#771	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	3
#284	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	9
#277	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	9
#574	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	3
#385	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	6
#332	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	2
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#177	Eau de Guaneau	3
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#21	El Vibrato drone	5
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#130	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	2
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#191	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	4
#226	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	2
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#534	Elder Turtle Shell	5
#211	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	15
#131	Elfin shortbread	9
#470	Elmley shades	1
🥈	Elron's Explosive Etude	50
#31	Elvish sunglasses	2
#1165	Ent cider	1
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#283	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	36
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#224	Feynman gate	52
#9	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	4
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#214	Frogade	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#234	Frosty's frosty mug	7
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#203	Gaia beads	18
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#122	General Assembly Module	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#141	Gnollish flyswatter	23
#170	Gnollish pie server	12
#45	Gnollish pie tin	382
#230	Gnollish plunger	12
#139	Gnollish slotted spoon	15
#157	Gnollish toolbox	42
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#86	Golden Mr. Accessory	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#86	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
#891	Green Clover of Justice	2
#44	Grimacite Bock	1
🥇	Grimacite gasmask	1
🥈	Grimacite go-go boots	1
#85	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#201	Gummi-Gnauga	15
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#68	Hatorade	7
#121	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	6
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#230	Hippy Army MPE	30
#390	Hodgman's blanket	3
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#22	Hodgman's cane	2
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#63	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	2
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#28	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	2
#21	Ice-Cold Beerring	2
#419	Iiti Kitty phone charm	4
#333	Imp Ale	605
#43	Inndya trading card	3
#49	Jarlsberg's earring	21
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#100	Jolly Roger charrrm	53
#399	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	4
#447	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	16
#38	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
#6	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#356	Kissin' Cousins	3
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#248	Knob Goblin elite helm	24
#220	Knob Goblin elite pants	28
#331	Knob Goblin elite polearm	15
#385	Knob Goblin elite shirt	15
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#260	Knob Goblin firecracker	84
#145	Knob Goblin harem pants	42
#119	Knob Goblin harem veil	54
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#116	Knob Goblin love potion	141
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#141	Knob Goblin melon baller	22
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#289	Knob Goblin pants	44
#241	Knob Goblin perfume	14
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#290	Knob Goblin scimitar	43
#360	Knob Goblin seltzer	36
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#122	Knob Goblin spatula	198
#115	Knob Goblin steroids	128
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#379	Knob Goblin superseltzer	11
#289	Knob Goblin tongs	50
#316	Knob Goblin visor	19
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#130	Knob lo mein	2
#155	Knob mushroom	99
#217	Knob pasty	2
#140	Knob sausage	80
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#108	Knob stir-fry	2
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#56	Knoll lo mein	6
#452	Knoll mushroom	19
#137	Knoll shroomkabob	11
#88	Knoll stir-fry	2
#669	LED block	1
#46	Let Me Be!	15
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#47	Loathing Legion knife	1
#298	Lockenstock™ sandals	7
#2513	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	5
#417	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	17
#406	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	99
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#954	M-242	3
#49	MSG	43
#257	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#779	Mad Train wine	66
#308	Mae West	1
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#715	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	10
#239	Manetwich	3
#119	Mariner's Friend cough drops	6
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#278	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	7
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#61	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#13	Meat maid body	92
#111	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	98
#279	Meleegra™ pills	36
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#101	Mer-kin fastjuice	5
#146	Mer-kin foodbucket	2
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#141	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#82	Mer-kin hookspear	8
#60	Mer-kin killscroll	13
#67	Mer-kin pinkslip	3
#92	Mer-kin prayerbeads	4
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#43	Mer-kin takebag	18
#163	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#256	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	16
#246	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	286
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#1263	Mob Penguin cellular phone	8
#62	Mohawk wig	234
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#7	Monster Manuel	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#57	Mr. Accessory	3
#93	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#418	Mr. Mediocrebar	130
#34	Ms. Accessory	1
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#41	My Own Pen Pal kit	1
#38	Mylar balloon	11
#71	ND	4
#80	NG	24
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#83	Nayztameetjoo trading card	2
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#128	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#182	Now and Earlier	27
#79	Oil of Parrrlay	46
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#371	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	3
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#118	Orcish baseball cap	40
#106	Orcish cargo shorts	40
#173	Orcish frat-paddle	22
#71	Orcish meat locker	8
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#268	PADL Phone	27
#29	PVC staff	1
#203	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	2
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#543	Penultimate Fantasy chest	14
#158	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	10
#90	Pine-Fresh air freshener	43
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#67	Prelude of Precision	2
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#90	Princess Rutabaga trading card	2
#258	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	3
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#283	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	3
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#88	Rainbow's Gravity	2
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#709	Ram's Face Lager	7
#74	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	2
#148	Regular Cloaca Cola	10
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#374	Rock Pops	136
#449	Rock and Roll Legend	2
#204	Roo trading card	1
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#88	S.T.L.T.	1
#546	SPF 451 lip balm	3
#6	STYX deodorant body spray	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#1138	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#53	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	2
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#11	Sister Accessory	1
#393	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#67	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	17
#110	Sneaky Pete's key lime	4
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#502	Snow Queen Crown	3
#54	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	2
#290	Spam Witch sammich	140
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
🥉	Spooky Putty leotard	1
🥉	Spooky Putty mitre	1
🥈	Spooky Putty snake	1
#364	Spooky Surprise Egg	32
#122	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	9
#1232	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	2
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#94	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#6	Staff of the Deepest Freeze	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#33	Staff of the Short Order Cook	2
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#191	Steal This Candy	11
#254	Sugar Cog	10
#437	Summer Nights	3
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#335	Supernova Champagne	11
#85	Swabbie™ swab	61
#409	Tales from the Fireside	3
#322	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	178
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#323	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	10
#90	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	2
#101	The Ring	1
#48	The Six-Pack of Pain	2
#208	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#45	Thorny Toad trading card	3
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#1225	Time Juice	3
#89	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	72
#40	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	2
#315	Travels with Jerry	4
#243	Trollhouse cookies	192
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#756	Typical Tavern swill	1
#60	Uncle Buck	1
#436	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	4
#202	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	17
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#71	Unspeakable Earring	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#47	V for Vivala mask	1
#883	Valentine	17
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#68	Venus flytrap	6
#237	WA	1
#170	Wand of Nagamar	34
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#469	Warm Subject gift certificate	88
#184	White Citadel burger	13
#98	White Citadel fries	19
#1546	Wint-O-Fresh mint	3
#81	Woldo trading card	2
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#221	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#347	Yummy Tummy bean	609
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#657	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#48	a cute angel	1
#475	a little sump'm sump'm	3
#187	abandoned candy	5
#1029	abominable snowcone	4
#260	accidental cider	5
#198	acid-squirting flower	22
#114	acoustic guitarrr	42
#69	adder bladder	283
#137	aerated diving helmet	1
#29	affordable teak perch	1
#160	agua de vida	18
#32	albatross necklace	4
#110	all-purpose cleaner	98
#52	all-purpose flower	6
#67	alpha-mail pants	2
#134	alphabet gum	13
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#20	amphibious tophat	1
#47	amulet of extreme plot significance	498
#555	ancient Magi-Wipes	3
#144	ancient cursed foot locker	2
#273	ancient frozen dinner	8
#162	ancient protein powder	42
#155	ancient spice	21
#215	ancient stone fist	2
#191	ancient stone head	2
#52	ancient turtle shell	1
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#25	ancient turtle shell powder	1
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#80	anemone nematocyst	5
#53	angel-food cake	1
#116	anniversary balloon	11
#478	anniversary gift box	7
#123	annoying pitchfork	19
#171	ant agonist	20
#35	ant antidepressant	1
#185	ant hoe	2
#128	ant pick	3
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#106	ant sickle	4
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#92	anticheese	162
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#194	antique greaves	53
#501	antique hand mirror	3
#157	antique helmet	73
#338	antique packet of ketchup	3
#173	antique shield	66
#158	antique spear	76
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#44	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
#485	armgun	1
#486	around the world	1
#87	arrrgyle socks	41
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#241	asbestos apron	4
#145	asbestos crossbow	5
#171	asbestos crossbow string	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#234	asbestos ore	30
#119	asbestos staff	5
#172	asbestos stick	1
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#185	wicker shield	22
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#455	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	74
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#253	witty rapier	13
#197	wolf mask	186
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#590	wreath of laurels	1
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#82	wriggling tentacle	1
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#298	x-ray specs	75
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#888	yeti fur	42
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#194	yohohoyo	15
#42	yuletide troll chrysalis	2
#168	yummy death watch beetle	2
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#148	zmobie	1
#362	zombie pineal gland	12

Wow, that's 81,113 items total!

what items are this player missing?