| #70 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 3 |
| #106 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #237 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| 🥇 | 'Villa' document | 2 |
| #116 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #64 | 8-billed baseball cap | 1 |
| #35 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #99 | Aggressive Carrot | 1 |
| #55 | Agitated Turkey | 1 |
| #276 | Alewifeâ„¢ Ale | 1 |
| #415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #5 | Ambitious Turkey | 2,069 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt | 1 |
| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #25 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #218 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #62 | BROS Energy Drink | 1 |
| #222 | Baja sopapilla | 4 |
| #79 | Batfellow comic | 1 |
| #186 | Beach Buck | 1 |
| #31 | Beefy Crunch Pastaco | 1 |
| 🥉 | Belt of Loathing | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #762 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #22 | Black Bart's Booty | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #54 | Bloody Nora | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #44 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #117 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| #24 | Boosty Juice | 1 |
| #136 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #18 | Bowl of Infinite Jelly | 1 |
| #30 | Brain Food Pastaco | 1 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #111 | Brandonian footlocker key | 1 |
| #79 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 21 |
| #129 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #128 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #2426 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #101 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #195 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off) | 1 |
| #23 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #52 | Christmas ham | 1 |
| #43 | Chubby and Plump bar | 1 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #103 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #168 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 1 |
| #75 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #78 | Coilyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #173 | Coinspiracy | 1 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #19 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #7 | Congressional Medal of Insanity | 1 |
| #7 | Conspiracyâ„¢ mascara | 1 |
| #36 | Cool Brunch Pastaco | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #83 | Covert Ops for Kids | 1 |
| 🥇 | Covert Ops for Kids (used) | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #40 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #42 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #673 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #18 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 97 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #161 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #161 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #18 | Crimbo dog sweater | 1 |
| #215 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #532 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #83 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #228 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #177 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #87 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #362 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #170 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #269 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #259 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Face | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #26 | Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 1 |
| #219 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #24 | Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #374 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #14 | Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #366 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #253 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 1 |
| #23 | Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm | 1 |
| #20 | Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs | 1 |
| #13 | Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #57 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #129 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #216 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #60 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #144 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #73 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #356 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #91 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #154 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #129 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #105 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #139 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #226 | DUFRESNE Suds | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #131 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #15 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #33 | Dinsey Whinskey | 1 |
| #31 | Dinsey food-cone | 1 |
| #192 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #38 | Doc Clock's thyme cocktail | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #16 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #11 | Dreadsylvanian cold pocket | 1 |
| #15 | Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned | 1 |
| #13 | Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy | 1 |
| #27 | Dreadsylvanian grimlet | 1 |
| #8 | Dreadsylvanian hot pocket | 1 |
| #14 | Dreadsylvanian hot toddy | 1 |
| #11 | Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket | 1 |
| #16 | Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple | 1 |
| #23 | Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket | 1 |
| #10 | Dreadsylvanian stink pocket | 1 |
| #207 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #51 | Easter eggnog | 1 |
| #59 | Easter grasshopper | 1 |
| #255 | Effermintâ„¢ tablets | 1 |
| #29 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 1 |
| #99 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #493 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #81 | El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) | 1 |
| #161 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #291 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #258 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #216 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #232 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #197 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #323 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #298 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #285 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #51 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #165 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #99 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #79 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #390 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #52 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #42 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #117 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #65 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #64 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #113 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #72 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #101 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #108 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #123 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #58 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #87 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #55 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #85 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #152 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #210 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #260 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #25 | Energy Buzz Pastaco | 1 |
| #206 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #42 | Eye and a Twist | 1 |
| #246 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 1 |
| #53 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| #130 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #50 | French bronilla brogurt | 1 |
| #285 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #445 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #72 | Fun-Guy spore | 1 |
| #168 | FunFundsâ„¢ | 1 |
| #15 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
| #106 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #89 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #52 | Gnollish sangria | 1 |
| #1049 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #4 | Goggles of Loathing | 1 |
| #119 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 1 |
| #109 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 1 |
| #11 | Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled) | 1 |
| #101 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #44 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| 🥇 | Grimacite gasmask | 1 |
| #5 | Grimacite gat | 1 |
| #343 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #756 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #6 | Gummi-Memory | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #1149 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #8 | Holiday Fun! | 2,075 |
| #70 | Holiday Multitasking | 1 |
| 🥈 | Holiday Multitasking (used) | 1 |
| #11 | Horsery contract | 1 |
| #110 | Hotwireâ„¢ brand candy rope | 1 |
| #70 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes | 1 |
| 🥇 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #170 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #72 | Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games | 1 |
| 🥇 | Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used) | 1 |
| #19 | Huggler Radio | 1 |
| #80 | Ice Island Long Tea | 1 |
| #227 | Inner Strength | 2 |
| #82 | Inner Truth | 4 |
| #305 | Inner Wisdom | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #55 | Irish eggnog | 1 |
| #1676 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #114 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #5 | Jeans of Loathing | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| #88 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #839 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #178 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #32 | Kudzu salad | 1 |
| #11 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 6,823 |
| #90 | LIDAR candle | 1 |
| #14 | LOV Entrance Pass | 3 |
| #241 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #17 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #18 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| 🥉 | License To Kill | 12 |
| #102 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #47 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #30 | Ludovico Pastaco | 1 |
| #10 | Lump-Stacking for Beginners | 1 |
| #49 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| 🥈 | Manual of Numberology | 4 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayoâ„¢ mayo | 5 |
| #62 | Meat-inflating powder | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #24 | Medical Pastaco | 1 |
| 🥇 | Memories of Beanslinging | 1 |
| 🥉 | Memories of Cow Punching | 1 |
| 🥇 | Memories of Snake Oiling | 1 |
| #69 | Mer-kin begsign | 1 |
| #116 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #67 | Mer-kin bunwig | 1 |
| #79 | Mer-kin cancerstick | 1 |
| #57 | Mer-kin cheatsheet | 1 |
| #194 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #71 | Mer-kin cooljuice | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #69 | Mer-kin dragbelt | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin eyeglasses | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin facecowl | 1 |
| #183 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #56 | Mer-kin finpaddle | 1 |
| #77 | Mer-kin fitbrine | 1 |
| #173 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin gutgirdle | 1 |
| #41 | Mer-kin hallpass | 1 |
| #29 | Mer-kin headguard | 1 |
| #175 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #141 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #185 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #89 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 1 |
| #84 | Mer-kin lipstick | 1 |
| #46 | Mer-kin lunchbox | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin mouthsoap | 1 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #112 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 1 |
| #76 | Mer-kin ragejuice | 1 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #108 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #54 | Mer-kin sawdust | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #65 | Mer-kin smartjuice | 1 |
| #132 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #60 | Mer-kin stopwatch | 1 |
| #70 | Mer-kin strongjuice | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #191 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #34 | Mer-kin thighguard | 1 |
| #163 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #15 | Mer-kin waistrope | 1 |
| #83 | Mer-kin weaksauce | 1 |
| #62 | Mer-kin wordquiz | 1 |
| #60 | Mer-kin worktea | 1 |
| #9 | Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques | 1 |
| #7 | Merc Core deployment orders | 1 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #578 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #287 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #134 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #346 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #91 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
| #19 | Miss Graves' vermouth | 1 |
| #72 | Moon Pie | 1 |
| #105 | Morto Moreto | 1 |
| #5 | Mr. Container | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #34 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #53 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #163 | Mysterious Black Box | 1 |
| #51 | Mysterious Island iced tea | 1 |
| #35 | Napalm In The Morningâ„¢ candle | 1 |
| #376 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| 🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #17 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| #6 | Now You're Cooking With Grease | 1 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #119 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #96 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #358 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #160 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #84 | Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | 1 |
| #71 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 24 |
| #16 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 1 |
| #31 | Pastaco shell | 1 |
| #23 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥇 | Platinum HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #136 | PlexiPips | 1 |
| #83 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #107 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 1 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #592 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #797 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #580 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #866 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #176 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #16 | Psycho From The Heat | 1 |
| #14 | Puffstone cigar | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #33 | Quaatoradeâ„¢ | 1 |
| #52 | R'lyeh | 1 |
| 🥇 | Racisto Ruidoso | 256 |
| #11 | Radio KoL Keychain | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #261 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #523 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 4 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #20 | Retrospecs try-at-home kit | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #153 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #234 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 1 |
| #143 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 1 |
| #112 | Sacramento wine | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #82 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #4 | Scepter of Loathing | 1 |
| #60 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #61 | Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque | 1 |
| #68 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters | 1 |
| 🥈 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used) | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #69 | Shot of Kardashian Gin | 1 |
| #4 | Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook | 1 |
| #154 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #217 | Spirit of Christmas | 1 |
| #222 | Spirit of Easter | 1 |
| #218 | Spirit of St. Patrick's Day | 1 |
| #221 | Spirit of Thanksgiving | 1 |
| #209 | Spirit of Veteran's Day | 1 |
| #7 | Spring Break Beach "swimsuit" | 1 |
| #44 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 1 |
| #70 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 1 |
| #1232 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #8 | Staff of Frozen Lard | 1 |
| #21 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of the Cozy Fish | 1 |
| #7 | Staff of the Peppermint Twist | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #100 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #645 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #9 | Stick-Knife of Loathing | 1 |
| #243 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #62 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #325 | Swizzler | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #41 | Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco | 1 |
| #35 | Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #5 | Tales of Western Braggadoccio | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #33 | Tea, Earl Grey, Hot | 1 |
| #100 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #61 | Thanksgiving ration | 1 |
| #8 | That 70s Cologne | 1 |
| #24 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| #88 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| #4 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #13 | The Firegate Tapes | 1 |
| #4 | The Imploded World | 15 |
| #86 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #83 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #78 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #23 | The Mad Liquor | 1 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #36 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #13 | The Plumber's mushroom stew | 1 |
| #101 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #30 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #68 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #4 | The Western Look | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #77 | This Charming Flan | 1 |
| #76 | Thriller Ice | 1 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 14 |
| #508 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #833 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 5 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #244 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 3 |
| #115 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 7 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #990 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #1409 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1380 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1817 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #98 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 6 |
| #627 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #250 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 2 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #358 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 2 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #325 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 4 |
| #1043 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #278 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 5 |
| #71 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 64 |
| #1955 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #457 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 17 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #116 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #178 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #77 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #166 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #172 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #236 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #176 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #938 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥉 | Treads of Loathing | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #148 | Twelve Night Energy | 1 |
| #47 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #54 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 1 |
| #5 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 16 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #48 | Uncle Buck | 2 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #251 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #85 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
| #104 | Volcoino | 1 |
| #10 | Wal-Mart "diamond" ring | 1 |
| #134 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 1 |
| #41 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #167 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence | 1 |
| #5 | Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking | 1 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #381 | Wolfman Nardz | 2 |
| #88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
| #4 | Xiblaxian residence-cube | 23 |
| #24 | Xiblaxian space-whiskey | 1 |
| #22 | Xiblaxian ultraburrito | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| #49 | Yuleviathan necklace | 1 |
| #2956 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #221 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #336 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #53 | accidental mutton | 1 |
| #235 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
| 🥇 | adobe assortment | 1 |
| #1574 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #39 | adventurer clone egg | 1 |
| #137 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #6 | aerosolized aerogel | 1 |
| #261 | alien drugs | 2 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #97 | alien hologram projector | 1 |
| #108 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #202 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #127 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #51 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #143 | anemone nematocyst | 1 |
| #81 | anemone sauce | 1 |
| #38 | anemoney clip | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #145 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #931 | antique record album | 1 |
| #587 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #17 | aquamariner's necklace | 1 |
| #20 | aquamariner's ring | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #17 | augmented El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #131 | automa-bot parts | 1 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #45 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #82 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #188 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #80 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #28 | bacteria bisque | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #222 | bag of QWOP | 1 |
| #336 | bag of W&Ws | 1 |
| #4 | bakelite bits | 1 |
| #108 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #43 | banana candle | 1 |
| #109 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #413 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
| #75 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #2130 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #41 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 2 |
| #1914 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #13 | bazooka cozy | 1 |
| #398 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #183 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #76 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #78 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #93 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #255 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #233 | beefy fish meat | 1 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| 🥇 | bejazzled eyepatch | 1 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #154 | big bundle of chamoix | 1 |
| #476 | big rock | 1 |
| #113 | big slimy cyst | 1 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #74 | bishop cookie | 1 |
| #60 | bitter pill | 1 |
| #232 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #298 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #107 | black tear | 1 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #107 | blank prescription sheet | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #75 | blood sausage | 1 |
| #318 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #59 | blood-red mushroom wine | 1 |
| #213 | blue grass | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #136 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #168 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #53 | bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA | 1 |
| #66 | bottle of Greedy Dog | 1 |
| #49 | bottle of Lambada Lambic | 1 |
| #63 | bottle of Old Pugilist | 1 |
| #62 | bottle of Professor Beer | 1 |
| #50 | bottle of Race Car Red | 1 |
| #54 | bottle of Rapier Witbier | 1 |
| #83 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 1 |
| #79 | bottle of melodramamine | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #48 | bowl full of jelly | 1 |
| #184 | bowl of Jeal-O | 1 |
| #61 | bowl of Tastee-Wheetâ„¢ | 2 |
| #63 | bowl of maggots | 1 |
| #166 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #27 | box o' ghosts | 1 |
| #334 | box of Dweebs | 1 |
| #4 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 5 |
| #47 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #860 | box of sunshine | 320 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #119 | brain preservation fluid | 2 |
| #92 | brand new key | 1 |
| #49 | brass dorsal fin | 1 |
| #397 | bread line | 1 |
| #59 | bread man | 6 |
| #159 | bread pie | 1 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #141 | breakfast miracle | 1 |
| #2376 | brick | 2 |
| #99 | brilliant oyster egg | 5 |
| #23 | brittle plastic handle | 1 |
| #44 | broberry brogurt | 1 |
| #41 | brocolate brogurt | 1 |
| #26 | broken El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #60 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #84 | browser cookie | 1 |
| #220 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 4 |
| #116 | bubbling tempura batter | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #939 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #715 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #280 | cabooze | 1 |
| #1020 | can of Binarrrca | 7 |
| #61 | can of Brütalbräu | 1 |
| #2150 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #71 | can of Drooling Monk | 1 |
| #68 | can of Impetuous Scofflaw | 1 |
| #299 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #68 | can of mixed everything | 2 |
| #53 | candied beef and cabbage | 1 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #82 | candied lime | 1 |
| #666 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #48 | candy UFOs | 1 |
| #858 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4788 | candy cane | 1 |
| #257 | candy cigarette | 1 |
| #110 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #41 | candy egg deviler | 1 |
| #211 | candy harmonica | 2 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #59 | candy rations | 1 |
| #241 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #3832 | candy stake | 1 |
| #101 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #54 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #62 | canteen of jungle juice | 1 |
| #84 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| 🥈 | cartoon harpoon | 8,937 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #78 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | ceramic scree | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #266 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| 🥈 | chalk chunks | 1 |
| #90 | charisma potion | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #185 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #108 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #86 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 2 |
| #56 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| 🥇 | chiffon carbage | 1 |
| #179 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #300 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #248 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #59 | chocolate ostrich egg | 1 |
| #230 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #218 | chocolate saucepan | 1 |
| #212 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #211 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #208 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #301 | chocomotive | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #29 | ciliophora chowder | 1 |
| #206 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #1754 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #81 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
| #45 | clerical automa-core | 1 |
| #20 | clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box | 1 |
| #27 | clockwork chef-head-in-the-box | 1 |
| #193 | cloning kit | 1 |
| #43 | clovermint | 1 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #1226 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #248 | cold hi mein | 1 |
| #56 | collapsible baton | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #680 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #80 | comb jelly | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #8 | commemorative war stein | 6,663 |
| #398 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| #197 | concentrated fish broth | 1 |
| #115 | coney haunch | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #140 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| #124 | cookie cookie | 5 |
| #153 | corned beet | 1 |
| #218 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #35 | corrupted bird DNA | 1 |
| #737 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #29 | corrupted stardust | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #98 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #6 | cozy bazooka | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #8 | cozy scimitar | 1 |
| #219 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #316 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin mask | 1 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin tailpiece | 1 |
| #35 | crate of fish meat | 1 |
| #29 | cream of chloroplasts | 1 |
| #198 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #119 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #23 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #125 | crystal skeleton vodka | 1 |
| #693 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #7 | crystalline seal eye | 3 |
| #105 | crystallized pumpkin spice | 1 |
| #13 | cuckoo clock | 1 |
| #30 | cursed wishbone | 9 |
| #316 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #64 | damp old wallet | 1 |
| #99 | dark chocolate egg | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #123 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #32 | deactivated nanobots | 1 |
| #60 | deadfall branch | 1 |
| #27 | decaying wooden oar | 1 |
| #19 | decaying wooden paddle | 1 |
| #23 | decaying wooden pole | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #68 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #114 | deep six-shooter | 1 |
| #56 | delicious star salad | 2 |
| #163 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #31 | deviled candy egg | 1 |
| #93 | deviled egg | 1 |
| #93 | dew yoana lei | 1 |
| #75 | dew yoana salacious lei | 1 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #67 | digital key lime | 14 |
| #8 | digital key lime pie | 203 |
| #109 | diluted makeup | 1 |
| #91 | discarded swimming trunks | 1 |
| #35 | disco biscuit | 1 |
| #986 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #113 | diving muff | 1 |
| #1012 | doll house | 3 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #133 | dolphin whistle | 1 |
| #538 | donated booze | 1 |
| #530 | donated candy | 1 |
| #529 | donated food | 1 |
| #60 | double-candied yams | 1 |
| #113 | double-ice gum | 1 |
| #25 | dove DNA | 1 |
| #114 | dragonfish caviar | 1 |
| #219 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #42 | drive-by shooting | 1 |
| #131 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #242 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #466 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #57 | droppable microphone | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #469 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #63 | dull ninja crampons | 11 |
| 🥇 | duonoculars | 6,502 |
| #164 | ear poison | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #102 | eel battery | 1 |
| #87 | eel sauce | 1 |
| #112 | eel skin | 1 |
| #38 | eelskin hat | 1 |
| #28 | eelskin pants | 1 |
| #35 | eelskin shield | 1 |
| #36 | egg gun | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #192 | eggwater | 3 |
| #34 | elbow soup | 1 |
| #126 | eldritch alignment spray | 1 |
| #40 | eldritch concentrate | 1 |
| #72 | eldritch distillate | 1 |
| #358 | eldritch effluvium | 3 |
| #88 | eldritch elixir | 1 |
| #70 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #91 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #12 | eldritch hammer | 1 |
| #16 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #162 | eldritch ichor | 1 |
| #90 | eldritch mushroom | 1 |
| #62 | eldritch mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #13 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #73 | eldritch rub | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #17 | eldritch tincture | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #130 | electric pants | 1 |
| #90 | elemental caipiroska | 1 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #4 | elevennis shoes | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #10 | elf sleeper agent | 1 |
| #20 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #52 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 24 |
| #26 | epic cluster | 1 |
| #315 | epic wad | 1 |
| #12 | eternal knot tattoo | 1 |
| #8 | evil noodles | 1 |
| #25 | exclusive club | 2 |
| #297 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #70 | expensive champagne | 1 |
| 🥈 | extra special Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #747 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #107 | extremely confusing manual | 1 |
| #67 | extremely wet T-shirt | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #138 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #30 | fancy calligraphy pen | 3 |
| #11 | fancy chess set | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1883 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #120 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #4 | fiberglass fibers | 1 |
| #388 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #126 | filet of The Fish | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #82 | fish bazooka | 1 |
| #92 | fish scimitar | 1 |
| #80 | fish stick | 1 |
| #14 | fish stick cozy | 1 |
| #188 | fishelada | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #87 | fishy wand | 1 |
| #113 | fistful of ashes | 47 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #37 | flagellate soup | 1 |
| 🥇 | flagstone flagments | 1 |
| #35 | flan del mar | 10 |
| #100 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #65 | flask of port | 1 |
| #336 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #59 | flat cider | 1 |
| #185 | fleshy putty | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #4 | floral print shirt | 87 |
| #64 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #163 | flytrap pellet | 1 |
| #54 | foam pistol | 1 |
| #27 | foggy glass globe | 1 |
| #28 | folder (Seawolf) | 1 |
| #20 | folder (catfish) | 1 |
| #13 | folder (dancing dolphins) | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #777 | forbidden sausage | 1 |
| #107 | four-leaf potato sprout | 1 |
| #94 | fragile Christmas ornament | 1 |
| #60 | frayed ninja rope | 11 |
| #32 | free boots | 1 |
| #301 | freightcake | 1 |
| #123 | fried air | 1 |
| #1456 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| 🥉 | frost flower | 322 |
| #707 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #17 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #81 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #379 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| 🥉 | gabardine smithereens | 1 |
| #204 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #83 | ganger bandana | 1 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #12 | gasmask | 1 |
| #5 | gattoo | 1 |
| #38 | gelatinous meat mass | 1 |
| #162 | ghost beer | 1 |
| #92 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| #28 | giant fishhook | 1 |
| #106 | giant pearl | 1 |
| #52 | giant shrimp fork | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #136 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #98 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #807 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #157 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #203 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #20 | glass of herbal tequila | 107 |
| #104 | gleaming oyster egg | 5 |
| #237 | glistening fish meat | 1 |
| #122 | glistening oyster egg | 5 |
| #289 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #166 | glob of salty molasses | 1 |
| #108 | globe of Deep Sauce | 1 |
| #1499 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #20 | glowing El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #86 | glowing esca | 1 |
| #118 | glowing syringe | 1 |
| #63 | go-go potion | 1 |
| #41 | gold tooth | 16 |
| #139 | golden fleece | 1 |
| 🥇 | golden gum | 74,362 |
| #34 | golden gun | 123 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #324 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #310 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
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| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #262 | government cheese | 1 |
| #68 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #92 | government-issue identification badge | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #95 | gravy skin | 1 |
| #7 | gravyskin buckler | 1 |
| #8 | gravyskin hat | 1 |
| #7 | gravyskin pants | 1 |
| #8 | gravyskin skirt | 1 |
| #200 | green and red bean | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #116 | green eggnog | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #100 | green hamhock | 1 |
| #53 | green marshmallow | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #31 | green pill | 2 |
| #70 | green rocket | 43 |
| #54 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #297 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #89 | grip key | 1 |
| #77 | grisly shell fragment | 1 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #99 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #38 | groggipop | 1 |
| #55 | grouper fangirl | 1 |
| #91 | groupie bra | 1 |
| #124 | groupie lipstick | 1 |
| #100 | groupie spangles | 1 |
| #5341 | grue egg | 1 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #43 | gunner's daughter | 1 |
| #34 | gunwale | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #76 | hacked gibson | 1 |
| #98 | hair of the fish | 1 |
| #52 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| #97 | half-digested rat | 1 |
| #96 | halibut | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #239 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #61 | handful of Boltsmann bearings | 1 |
| #187 | handful of confetti | 168 |
| #120 | handful of fire | 1 |
| #36 | handful of napalm | 1 |
| #148 | hard cocoa | 1 |
| #132 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #149 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #142 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #153 | hawk | 1 |
| #31 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #170 | heavy crown | 1 |
| #58 | heavy hot sauce | 1 |
| #15 | heavy-duty Crimbot aerial | 1 |
| #45 | hell in a bucket | 1 |
| #362 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
| #134 | hep waders | 1 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #21 | high-end ginger wine | 1 |
| #283 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #104 | high-pressure seltzer bottle | 1 |
| #47 | holiday smorgasbord | 1 |
| #51 | holiday trip around the world | 1 |
| #189 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #5 | hopeful candle | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #153 | hot daub | 1 |
| #231 | hot egg | 1 |
| #266 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
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| #102 | hot wine | 1 |
| #41 | housekeeping automa-core | 1 |
| #93 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #17 | humming El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #4 | hungover chauvinist pig | 1 |
| #198 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #313 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #50 | ice rice | 1 |
| #19 | ice skate decoy | 1 |
| #61 | ice skate doll | 1 |
| #39 | ice wine | 1 |
| #29 | iceberg lettuce | 1 |
| #59 | iced plum wine | 1 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #180 | imitation crab crate | 1 |
| #309 | imitation crab meat | 1 |
| #63 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #186 | impure gasoline | 1 |
| #129 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #31 | initiative shawarma | 1 |
| #110 | ink bladder | 1 |
| #73 | inky squid sauce | 1 |
| #157 | intact anemone spike | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #16 | iron chain | 1 |
| #2794 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #72 | jagged tooth | 1 |
| #59 | jam band | 1 |
| #149 | jamfish jam | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #700 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #66 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
| #47 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 1 |
| #49 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 1 |
| #43 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 1 |
| #46 | jar of psychoses (The Old Man) | 1 |
| #42 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 1 |
| #1295 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #570 | java cookie | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #121 | jellyfish gel | 1 |
| #1068 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #243 | jive turkey leg | 1 |
| #4 | jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo | 1 |
| #87 | jumping horseradish | 1 |
| #203 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| 🥇 | karma shawarma | 3,624 |
| #34 | kelp-holly drape | 1 |
| #37 | kelp-holly gun | 1 |
| #9 | kerosene-soaked skip | 1 |
| #147 | king cookie | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #376 | kiwi | 1 |
| #248 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #80 | knight cookie | 1 |
| #198 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #149 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #267 | lawn dart | 1 |
| #31 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #283 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #1752 | length of string | 1 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #170 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #35 | lip soup | 1 |
| #37 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #39 | liquid bread | 1 |
| #48 | little piece of steel | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #291 | live lobster | 1 |
| #102 | live nautical mine | 1 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #110 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #64 | long-forgotten necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | loofah lumps | 1 |
| 🥈 | loose blade | 1 |
| #72 | loose ninja carabiner | 8 |
| #169 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #27 | lucky army helmet | 1 |
| #63 | lucky moai statuette | 1 |
| #45 | lucky napkin | 1 |
| #21 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 2 |
| #99 | lustrous oyster egg | 5 |
| #80 | lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #156 | madius | 1 |
| #108 | mafia filofax | 1 |
| #69 | mafia middle finger ring | 1 |
| #47 | mafia organizer badge | 1 |
| #79 | mafia pinky ring | 1 |
| #31 | mafia pointer finger ring | 1 |
| #77 | mafia thumb ring | 1 |
| #25 | mafia wedding ring | 1 |
| #59 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
| #32 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 238 |
| #23 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 299 |
| #35 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 200 |
| #28 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 248 |
| #25 | magical pony: Uniquity | 255 |
| #112 | magnificent oyster egg | 5 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #78 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #77 | mana-coated yams | 1 |
| #73 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #73 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #5 | marble molecules | 1 |
| #128 | marine aquamarine | 1 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #61 | marshmallow bomb | 1 |
| #325 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #65 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #72 | meatball | 1 |
| #56 | mechanically-mulled cider | 1 |
| #80 | medium slimy cyst | 1 |
| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
| #74 | mermaid's purse | 1 |
| #51 | midget clownfish | 1 |
| #35 | military candy cane | 1 |
| #89 | military orb | 1 |
| #115 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #206 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #183 | mime eraser | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #92 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #94 | minin' dynamite | 15 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #117 | moai toai | 1 |
| #10 | moaiball | 1 |
| #217 | moist Crimbo spices | 1 |
| #133 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #452 | molten brick | 1 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #91 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| 🥇 | moss mulch | 1 |
| #181 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #6 | mother's little helper | 17,613 |
| #33 | mouth-watering mayolus | 1 |
| #328 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #60 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #63 | multi-level marzipan | 7 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #32 | muscular soup | 1 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #9 | name change form | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3220 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #24 | nastygeist | 121 |
| #49 | neg grog | 1 |
| #291 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #57 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #377 | negative lump | 1 |
| #124 | negotiatin' hammer | 1 |
| #215 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #232 | non-aged vinegar | 1 |
| #24 | non-stick pugil stick | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #420 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #125 | nurse's hat | 1 |
| #863 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #9 | nutcracking pliers | 1 |
| #28 | nylon Christmas stockings | 1 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #5 | odor extractor | 200 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #116 | officer's nog | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #174 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #93 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #289 | oldcake | 1 |
| #78 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #43 | one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #55 | one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #47 | one-day ticket to The Glaciest | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #137 | outlaw bandana | 1 |
| #84 | outrageous sombrero | 3 |
| #42 | overcharged El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #218 | overloaded micro-reactor | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| 🥈 | paraffin pieces | 1 |
| #50 | peanut sauce | 1 |
| #19 | pearl diver's necklace | 1 |
| #15 | pearl diver's ring | 1 |
| #132 | pearlescent oyster egg | 5 |
| #82 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #85 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #169 | peppermint eel sauce | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #85 | peppermint patty | 1 |
| #146 | peppermint pegleg | 1 |
| #61 | peppermint spine | 1 |
| #118 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #471 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #147 | peppermint-scented socks | 1 |
| #33 | perfect Christmas scarf | 1 |
| #90 | perfect cosmopolitan | 1 |
| #91 | perfect dark and stormy | 1 |
| #86 | perfect mimosa | 1 |
| #77 | perfect negroni | 1 |
| #83 | perfect old-fashioned | 1 |
| #85 | perfect paloma | 1 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #38 | perl necklace | 7 |
| #116 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #119 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #27 | pet bad vibe | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #192 | petit fortran | 4 |
| #494 | petrified time | 1 |
| #2033 | phish stick | 1 |
| #145 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #51 | picky tweezers | 1 |
| #388 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #207 | piece of after eight | 1 |
| #225 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #19 | pine cone | 1 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #195 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #52 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #25 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #47 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #46 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #50 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #49 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #196 | pitted sheet metal | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #134 | plaid cowboy hat | 1 |
| #83 | plain candy cane | 5 |
| #635 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #133 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #198 | poisonsettia | 1 |
| #8 | polyesterene powder | 1 |
| #18 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #118 | popular tart | 1 |
| #10 | porcelain powder | 1 |
| #273 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #92 | portable dam | 1 |
| #10 | portable housekeeping robot | 1 |
| #43 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #93 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #68 | portable table | 18 |
| #77 | possessed sugar cube | 1 |
| #95 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #9 | potato jacket | 1 |
| #1170 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #22 | potted tea tree | 1 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #854 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #6 | powdered dice | 1 |
| #57 | powdered powdered sugar | 7 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #100 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #62 | precision snowball | 1 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #68 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #7 | present | 1 |
| #83 | pressurized potion of perception | 1 |
| #70 | pressurized potion of perspicacity | 1 |
| #32 | pressurized potion of pneumaticity | 1 |
| #25 | pressurized potion of possessiveness | 1 |
| #59 | pressurized potion of proficiency | 1 |
| #68 | pressurized potion of puissance | 1 |
| #71 | pressurized potion of pulchritude | 1 |
| #1349 | pretty flower | 8 |
| 🥈 | primitive alien totem | 1 |
| #302 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #127 | pristine fish scale | 1 |
| #114 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #184 | projectile chemistry set | 1 |
| #133 | protection stick | 1 |
| #36 | protogenetic chunklet (elbow) | 1 |
| #35 | protogenetic chunklet (flagellum) | 1 |
| #38 | protogenetic chunklet (lips) | 1 |
| #36 | protogenetic chunklet (muscle) | 1 |
| #37 | protogenetic chunklet (synapse) | 1 |
| #73 | pteruges | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #157 | pufferfish spine | 1 |
| #267 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #131 | pumpkin pie | 1 |
| #20 | pumpkin spice whorl | 1 |
| #1102 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #56 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #218 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #80 | quantum of familiar | 2 |
| #775 | quantum taco | 2 |
| #283 | queen cookie | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #140 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #612 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #99 | ragged wool yarn | 1 |
| #36 | rainbow glitter candle | 1 |
| #78 | rattler rattle | 23 |
| #1732 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #11 | really nice lump of coal | 6 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #389 | red ale | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #105 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #6 | red coin | 12 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #112 | red tulip | 1 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #31 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #210 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #12 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #46 | regular-size brogurt | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #15 | repaired El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #44 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #47 | reverse Tantalus | 1 |
| #403 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #31 | ribbon candy ascot | 1 |
| #67 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #20 | rock lobster | 1 |
| #140 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #170 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #97 | roll of meat | 1 |
| #17 | roller skate decoy | 1 |
| #52 | roller skate doll | 1 |
| #76 | rook cookie | 1 |
| #111 | room scale green bean casserole | 1 |
| #280 | rose | 1 |
| #80 | rotten tomato | 1 |
| #192 | rough fish scale | 1 |
| #232 | ruby on canes | 3 |
| #117 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #263 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #181 | runny icing | 1 |
| #130 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 1 |
| #66 | rusty broken diving helmet | 1 |
| #112 | rusty compass | 1 |
| #39 | rusty diving helmet | 1 |
| #33 | rusty metal greaves | 1 |
| #37 | rusty old lantern | 1 |
| #55 | rusty porthole | 1 |
| #114 | rusty rivet | 1 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #12 | rusty staff | 1 |
| #30 | rusty valve wheel | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #72 | salacious lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #77 | salacious screwdiver | 1 |
| #191 | salinated mint julep | 1 |
| #149 | salmagumdi | 1 |
| #175 | salt plum | 1 |
| #55 | salt plum sake | 1 |
| #207 | salt wages | 1 |
| #156 | salt water taffy | 1 |
| #153 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #24 | saltwaterbed | 1 |
| #164 | salty gumdrop | 1 |
| #446 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #69 | sandwich of the gods | 25 |
| #115 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #115 | sausage wonton | 1 |
| #80 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #18 | scale-mail underwear | 1 |
| #14 | scimitar cozy | 1 |
| #128 | scintillating oyster egg | 5 |
| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #77 | screwdiver | 1 |
| #136 | sea avocado | 1 |
| #228 | sea blueberry | 1 |
| #222 | sea broccoli | 1 |
| #13 | sea cape | 1 |
| #151 | sea carrot | 1 |
| #210 | sea cauliflower | 1 |
| #30 | sea chaps | 1 |
| #65 | sea cowbell | 1 |
| #38 | sea cowboy hat | 1 |
| #140 | sea cucumber | 1 |
| #79 | sea grease | 1 |
| #19 | sea holster | 1 |
| #126 | sea honeydew | 1 |
| #109 | sea lace | 1 |
| #77 | sea lasso | 1 |
| #111 | sea leather | 1 |
| #125 | sea lychee | 1 |
| #11 | sea mantle | 1 |
| #215 | sea persimmon | 1 |
| #132 | sea radish | 1 |
| #127 | sea salt crystal | 1 |
| #117 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #10 | sea shawl | 1 |
| #121 | sea tangelo | 1 |
| #160 | seaode | 1 |
| #96 | seared dino steak | 1 |
| #155 | seaweed | 1 |
| #51 | security automa-core | 1 |
| #129 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| #20 | sentient meat mass | 1 |
| #52 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #79 | shadow bread | 1 |
| #57 | shadow brick | 1 |
| #69 | shadow flame | 1 |
| #70 | shadow fluid | 1 |
| #60 | shadow glass | 1 |
| #57 | shadow ice | 1 |
| #66 | shadow nectar | 1 |
| #72 | shadow sausage | 1 |
| #61 | shadow sinew | 1 |
| #73 | shadow skin | 1 |
| #58 | shadow stick | 1 |
| #66 | shadow venom | 1 |
| #130 | shark cartilage | 1 |
| #124 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #136 | shark tooth | 1 |
| #54 | shark tooth necklace | 1 |
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| #132 | steel drivin' hammer | 1 |
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| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
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| #13 | tiny plastic St. Patrick | 1 |
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| #76 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
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| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
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| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
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| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
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| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
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| #126 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
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| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
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| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
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| #267 | tiny slimy cyst | 1 |
| #3156 | toast | 1 |
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| #1868 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
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| #434 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
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| #276 | transparent nog | 1 |
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| #76 | very fancy whiskey | 1 |
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| #51 | water log | 1 |
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| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
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