Museum :: agargan

agargan

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥉	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	2
#14	"DRINK ME" potion	3,694
#35	"KICK ME" sign	82
#25	"honey" dipper	1
#20	"meat" stick	373
#212	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	9
#6	1,970 carat gold	3,479
#67	1-ball	137
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#49	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	333
#109	1952 Mickey Mantle card	35
#65	2-ball	129
#78	25-meat staff	2
#67	3-ball	137
#14	30669 scroll	777
#37	33398 scroll	997
#4	334 scroll	866
#20	37x37x37 puzzle cube	411
#63	4-ball	144
#141	4-d camera	1
#78	4-dimensional fez	2
#47	4-dimensional guitar	79
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#128	5-Alarm Saucepan	3
#61	5-ball	140
#64	6-ball	139
#25	64067 scroll	44
#21	668 scroll	108
#36	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	154
#66	7-ball	149
#50	7-inch discus	1
#84	8-ball	686
#24	8-billed baseball cap	10
#78	8-bit banana	1
#401	9-ball	2
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#84	A muse-bouche	3
#107	ASCII fu manchu	1
#55	ASCII shirt	70
#86	Abyssal ember	1
#35	Accordion of Jordion	6
#84	Afternoon Delight	1
#106	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	3
#7	Agent Mauve	1
#56	Agitated Turkey	1
#26	Alewife™ Ale	137
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#71	Alice's Army Alchemist	22
#92	Alice's Army Bowman	8
#94	Alice's Army Cleric	8
#62	Alice's Army Coward	11
#69	Alice's Army Dervish	4
#26	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	3
#23	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	2
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#13	Alice's Army Foil Coward	3
#26	Alice's Army Foil Guard	3
#24	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	3
#15	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	2
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#17	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	5
#19	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	4
#27	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	3
#19	Alice's Army Foil Page	4
#16	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	5
#35	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	2
#27	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	3
#27	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	3
#110	Alice's Army Guard	10
#80	Alice's Army Halberder	18
#99	Alice's Army Hammerman	7
#87	Alice's Army Horseman	9
#83	Alice's Army Lanceman	8
#89	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	16
#61	Alice's Army Martyr	5
#93	Alice's Army Ninja	15
#92	Alice's Army Nurse	15
#83	Alice's Army Page	18
#90	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	15
#51	Alice's Army Sniper	6
#81	Alice's Army Spearsman	16
#93	Alice's Army Swordsman	14
#76	Alice's Army Wallman	19
#47	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	6
#147	Ambitious Turkey	1
#45	Amnesiac Ale	1
#13	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	12
#108	Amulet of Yendor	196
#137	Ancient Protector Soda	2
#662	Ancient Saucehelm	4
#377	Angelhair Culottes	3
#5	Angry Farmer candy	61,425
#273	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	3
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#440	Argarggagarg's fang	4
#93	Arrrmetia trading card	2
#42	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	4
#29	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	9
#31	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	9
#29	Artist's Spatula of Despair	8
#33	Artist's Whisk of Misery	6
#572	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#45	Atomic Pop	30
#9	Aura Libre	35
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#56	Aye Aye	1
#54	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#11	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	17
#33	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	17
#47	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	13
#862	BGE merchandise order form	2
#40	BGE pocket calendar	11
#23	BGE shotglass	152
#26	BGE temporary tattoo	20
#85	BGE tiny plastic toy	10
#87	BOOterfinger	3
#37	BOOtonniere	2
#177	BRAINS shorts	7
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#111	BRICKO brick	3,057
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#10	BRICKO cathedral	2
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#51	BRICKO eye brick	1,816
#18	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#70	BRICKO reactor	5
#107	BRICKO stud	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#34	BROS Energy Drink	34
#559	BURT	8
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#534	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#44	Bangyomaman battle juice	16
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#597	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	20
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#191	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	14
#21	Barulio's bottle	48
#448	Bash-Ōs boxtop	2
#39	Bash-Ōs cereal	28
#17	Battlie Light Saver	140
#186	Beach Buck	1
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#100	Beignet Milgranet	1
#57	Belt of Howling Anger	9
#72	Ben-Gal™ Balm	58
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#562	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#100	Big Punk	2
#373	Bit O' Ectoplasm	6
#51	Bit O' Quail Spleen	3
#192	BitterSweetTarts	2
#14	BittyCar HotCar	2
#10	BittyCar MeatCar	2
#9	BittyCar SoulCar	2
#52	Bjorn's Hammer	8
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#52	Black Body™ spray	11
#56	Black Hole	1
#62	Black No. 2	235
#371	Blackfly Chardonnay	8
#143	Blatantly Canadian	28
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#814	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#111	Blood 'n' Plenty	3
#365	Blood Light	9
#25	Blue Diamond of Honesty	15
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#186	Bohemian rhapsody	2
#41	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#173	Bone's Farm "wine"	11
#2385	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#15	Bonestabber	3
#106	Boots of Twilight Whispers	4
#61	Boozehounds Anonymous token	17
#52	Bordeaux Marteaux	4
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#114	Boris's ring	12
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#2774	Boss Bat britches	1
#23	Boss Drops	114
#51	Bowl of Scorpions	13
#28	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#64	Bram's choker	2
#80	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#19	Bright Water	12
#860	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	2
#96	Bruno's blessing of Mars	2
#66	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
#1056	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#127	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#44	Buttery Knob	2
#30	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	16
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#229	C.H.U.M. chum	3
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#140	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	6
#106	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	5
#77	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	6
#75	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	6
#75	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	6
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#1164	CRIMBCO mug	6
#1701	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#929	CRIMBCO wine	7
#103	CRIMBCOIDS mints	20
#64	CRIMBCOLOAF	26
#12	CSA all-purpose soap	833
#17	CSA bravery badge	916
#12	CSA cheerfulness ration	1,016
#21	CSA discount card	960
#45	CSA fire-starting kit	459
#18	CSA obedience grenade	1,057
#15	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1,144
#44	Caipiranha	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#13	Camp Scout pup tent	1,185
#32	Can of Spaghetto	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#5	Candicaine	129
#39	Candy Alexander	3
#133	Carpathian longsword	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#75	Cement Mixer	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#43	Chakra Libre	2
#26	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	4
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#58	Cherry Cloaca Cola	50
#71	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#29	Chester's Aquarius medallion	2
#54	Chester's bag of candy	2
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#22	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	2
#42	Chinese curse words	8
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#439	Chroner	15
#7	Chroner cross	2
#8	Chroner trigger	2
#75	Cinco Mayo Lager	4
#13	Citrus Crush wine cooler	35
#82	Clara's bell	4
#329	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
#14	Claybender glasses	51
#48	Climate Colada	1
#129	Cloaca Cola Polar	9
#1369	Cloaca grenade	4
#870	Cloaca-Cola	21
#1152	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#104	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	22
#111	Cloaca-Cola helmet	18
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#37	Cloaca-Cola shield	81
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#72	Cloak of Dire Shadows	6
#47	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	45
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2408	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#174	Coinspiracy	1
#695	Colander of Em-er'il	4
#163	Cold Hots candy	83
#20	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	51
#146	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	9
#66	Comet Drop	1
#103	Comet Pop	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#116	Cookbook of the Damned	4
#36	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#152	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	7
#19	Corpse Island iced tea	129
#103	Cracklin' Oat Bran	2
#7	Crazymaker	77
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#241	Crimbo Credit	38
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#1351	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#74	Crimbo paste	1
#1366	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#499	Crimbo pie	3
#29	Crimbo salad	16
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#175	Crimbojito	1
#26	Crimbomega drive chain	3
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#168	Crimbonium fuel rod	11
#53	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	2
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#210	Crimbot battery	3
#141	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	30
#19	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	28
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	26
#21	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	25
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#17	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	34
#22	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	29
#22	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	32
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#205	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#101	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	50
#29	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	20
#4	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	7
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#107	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	44
#107	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	15
#13	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	36
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#102	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	50
#21	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	25
#216	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#125	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	13
#112	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	44
#95	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	17
#96	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	48
#31	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	20
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	12
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	5
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#2558	Crimbuck	10
#42	Crown of the Goblin King	327
#49	Cursed Punch	4
#52	D roll	217
#195	DNOTC Box	2
#156	Daffy Taffy	226
#7	Daisy's unclean bloomers	29
#9	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	29
#55	Dark & Starry	1
#86	Das Überkühlraum trading card	2
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#95	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	1
#129	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#33	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#151	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	36
#48	Diet Cloaca Cola	47
#33	Dinsey Whinskey	1
#21	Dinsey face paint	1
#31	Dinsey food-cone	1
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#192	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#46	Divine	31
#47	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	197
#109	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	127
#171	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	2
#67	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	30
#39	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	3
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#923	Dolphin King's crown	4
#679	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	5
#51	Doublepunchplanter	1
#44	Drac & Tan	4
#396	Dramatic™ range	2
#17	Drapes-You-Regally	1
#237	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	6
#27	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
#83	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	2
#304	Drowsy Sword	63
#31	Drunken Astrophysicist	5
#32	Drunken Neurologist	3
#38	Drunken Philosopher	2
#19	Dump Truck	14
#16	Duskwalker fangs	46
#14	Duskwalker syringe	153
#88	Dweebisol™ inhaler	1
#1514	Dyspepsi grenade	2
#104	Dyspepsi-Cola	775
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#111	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	18
#63	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	27
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#74	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	23
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#46	Earth and Firewater	1
#31	Earth, Wind and Firewater	6
#21	Eau de Guaneau	29
#399	Ecto-Cooler	2
#155	Effermint™ tablets	13
#808	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
#255	El Vibrato power sphere	4
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#159	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#290	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#256	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#158	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	2
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#196	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#266	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	2
#297	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#226	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	2
#54	El Vibrato restraints	8
#1468	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#57	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	80
#355	Elfin shortbread	2
#88	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#90	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#8	Elmley shades	159
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#62	Elvish delight	9
#101	Enchanted Flyswatter	2
#56	Enchanted Plunger	7
#25	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
#167	Ent cider	84
#30	Event Horizon	6
#49	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#52	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#379	FDKOL commendation	868
#10	FDKOL fire hose	2
#433	FDKOL hotcakes	3
#19	FDKOL tattoo	3
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#8	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	29
#203	Fantasma en la Máquina	4
#42	Fauna Libre	2
#341	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	23
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#38	Fettris	1
#208	Feynman gate	56
#57	Firewater	1
#61	Fitspiration™ poster	31
#22	Five Second Energy™	5
#43	Flamin' Whatshisname	16
#30	Flaming Caipiranha	6
#14	Flaming Knob	11
#50	Flaming Mohobo	3
#6	Flaming Sazerorc	46
#10	Flan in the Moon	27
#12	Flaskfull of Hollow	3,365
#21	Flying Caipiranha	4
#67	Fog Murderer	2
#15	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	11
#46	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#9	Frat Army FGF	1,159
#127	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#106	Freddy Kruegerand	109
#49	French bronilla brogurt	1
#40	Friendliness Beverage	237
#50	Friendly Turkey	1
#40	Frigid Northern Beans	5
#119	Frogade	4
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#40	Frost™ brand sword	4
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#698	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#30	Frosty's snowball sack	2
#25	Frown Exerciser	2
#86	Fu Manchu Wax	4
#24	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	12
#126	Fudgie Roll	2
#15	Fun-Guy spore	55
#162	FunFunds™	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#41	Fuzzy Tentacle	2
#26	GOTO	224
#4	Gaia beads	1,216
#17	Game Grid ticket	2,665
#36	Game Grid token	843
#23	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	535
#53	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	10
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#59	Gearhead Goo	14
#396	Genalen™ Bottle	2
#29	Gene Tonic: Beast	1
#25	Gene Tonic: Constellation	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Construct	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Demon	1
#32	Gene Tonic: Dude	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Elemental	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Elf	1
#27	Gene Tonic: Fish	1
#17	Gene Tonic: Goblin	2
#20	Gene Tonic: Hippy	1
#19	Gene Tonic: Hobo	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Horror	1
#22	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	1
#16	Gene Tonic: Insect	1
#15	Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	1
#16	Gene Tonic: Orc	1
#33	Gene Tonic: Penguin	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Pirate	1
#25	Gene Tonic: Plant	1
#18	Gene Tonic: Slime	1
#22	Gene Tonic: Undead	1
#25	Gene Tonic: Weird	1
#188	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	5
#25	Ghost Dog Chow	100
#58	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	2
#36	Gin Mint	8
#1027	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#12	Glenn's golden dice	11
#99	Gnollish Crossdress	3
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#13	Gnollish casserole dish	253
#33	Gnollish flyswatter	169
#20	Gnollish pie server	130
#43	Gnollish pie tin	457
#28	Gnollish plunger	199
#21	Gnollish slotted spoon	128
#27	Gnollish toolbox	482
#28	Gnomish toolbox	6
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#492	Go-Wassail	34
#27	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	43
#52	Golden Light	1
#20	Golden Mean	8
#102	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#477	Goodfella contract	40
#152	Gordon Bennett	3
#78	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	4
#66	Grasshopper	1
#76	Grateful Undead T-shirt	9
#473	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
#67	Great Older Fashioned	1
#41	Greaves of the Murk Lord	12
#43	Greek fire	2
#19	Green Burlap	9
#222	Green Clover of Justice	9
🥈	Green Giant	262
#26	Green Manalishi	297
#50	Green Muslin	1
#58	Green Velvet	1
#39	Groll doll	83
#340	Gummi-DNA	1
#458	Gummi-Gnauga	4
#136	Gummy Brains	1
#36	Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	1
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#41	Half a Purse	1
#50	Hand in Glove	1
#41	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
#43	Handsome Devil	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#193	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	25
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#48	Haymaker	1
#549	Heimandatz's heart	3
#87	Hell broth	4
#120	Hell ramen	62
#34	Hellfire Spicy Beans	7
#67	Helm of the Scream Emperor	7
#26	Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	1
#48	Herring Daiquiri	1
#34	Herring Wallbanger	2
#50	Herringtini	1
#37	Hersey™ SMOOCH	5
#39	Highest Bitter	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#4	Hippy Army MPE	2,330
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#488	Hodgman's blanket	2
#42	Hodgman's bow tie	2
#134	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#8	Hollandaise helmet	5,197
#59	Hot 'n' Scarys	2
#80	How to Avoid Scams	16
#51	How to Play Othello	11
#18	Humanitini	11
#41	Hundred Headed IPA	7
#79	Ice Island Long Tea	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#97	Iceberglar scarf	3
#44	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	140
#23	Iiti Kitty phone charm	776
#113	Illuminati earpiece	1
#53	Imp Ale	6,259
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#226	Inner Strength	2
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#40	vial of porquoise juice	6
#41	vial of swamp vapors	27
#713	vibrating cyborg knife	9
#13	vibrating mushroom	59
#44	viking helmet	561
#34	vinegar	781
#42	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1,136
#84	vintage smart drink	1
#27	vinyl boots	1
#31	vinyl ore	30
#51	vinyl shield	1
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#29	viral DNA	109
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#2625	vitachoconutriment capsule	2
#25	vodka and cranberry	124
#36	vodka and tonic	33
#75	vodka gibson	2
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#118	volcanic ash	64
#12	volleyball	1,318
#83	voodoo glowskull	31
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#123	vorpal blade	84
#101	votive candle	2
#64	wad of dough	1,851
#177	wad of tofu	47
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#22	walrus-tusk earring	93
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#176	wand of pigification	3
#586	wang	1
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#284	warbear accoutrements chunk	7
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#34	warbear battery	57
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#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
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#37	warbear blizzard mead	18
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#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
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#24	warbear drone codes	2
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#199	warbear energy bracers	1
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#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
#197	warbear feasting bread	1
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#186	warbear helm fragment	30
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#17	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	63
#169	warbear induction oven	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#76	warbear laser beacon	3
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#94	warbear liquid lasers	1
#20	warbear liquid overcoat	84
#9	warbear long johns	1
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🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#160	warbear officer requisition box	2
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#8	warbear party pants	1
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#6	warbear plain helm	1
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#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
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#87	warbear rejuvenation potion	1
#80	warbear requisition box	82
#419	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
#85	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	13
#297	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#88	warbear superpotion	1
#37	warbear thermoregulator bread	17
#281	warbear trouser fragment	6
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#89	warbear whosit	2,599
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#26	wasabi-infused sake	20
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#14	water pipe bomb	8,536
#22	water purification pills	1,204
#206	water wings	6
#56	water wings for babies	1
#66	water-polo cap	5
#86	water-polo mitt	1
#190	watered-down Red Minotaur	1
#22	waterlogged bootstraps	2
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#23	wax pants	1
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#10	whatsit-covered turtle shell	13
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#23	whimpering willow bark	43
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#202	whisker pencil	44
#47	whiskey and cola	84
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#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
#18	whiskey in a broken glass	119
#124	whiskey sour	21
#38	white Canadian	131
#63	white Xanadian	10
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#60	white chocolate and tomato pizza	58
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#49	white elephant gift	1
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#41	white page	13
#41	white picket fence	76
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#20	white rice	165
#20	white satin pants	529
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#19	white snake skin	914
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#28	white tulip	24
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#37	wild honey pie	1
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#7	willyweed	333
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#429	wind-up meatcar	24
#153	wind-up navigation droid	1
#90	wind-up owl	4
#32	wind-up spider	19
#60	wind-up vampire teeth	7
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#55	wine spritzer	24
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#79	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	660
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#10	witch wart	17
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#38	witty rapier	381
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#16	wolf mask	11,095
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#61	wooden salad bowl	2
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#32	wooden stakes	117
#22	wool hat	141
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#61	woolen cravat	1
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#39	world's smallest violin	42
#58	worn tophat	75
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#55	worthless gewgaw	501
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#132	wriggling worm	2
#35	wristwatch of the white knight	2
#285	wumpus hair	5
#36	wussiness potion	914
#73	x-ray mirror	1
#118	x-ray specs	187
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#176	yak anorak	1
#354	yak skin	1
#80	yak toupee	1
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#80	yakskin kilt	1
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#63	yakskin skirt	1
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#110	ye olde golde frontes	2
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#6	yellow drunki-bear	597
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#94	yellow matter custard	1
#852	yellow paisley oyster egg	3
#66	yellow pixel	17
#21	yellow pixel potion	3
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#29	yellow plastic oyster egg	109
#114	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	16
#134	yellow snowcone	199
#775	yellow striped oyster egg	3
#77	yeti fur	5,057
#1254	yo	5
#652	yo-yo	41
#31	yohohoyo	190
#104	your own black heart	1
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#43	zmobie	31
#7	zombie	205
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#53	zombie hollandaise	43
#29	zombie mariachi pants	1
#1453	zombie pineal gland	2

Wow, that's 1,709,661 items total!

what items are this player missing?