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mmcbride

Rank	Item	Quantity
#95	"DRINK ME" potion	489
#299	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	6
#398	1-ball	12
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#263	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	36
#287	2-ball	17
#383	3-ball	12
#90	30669 scroll	119
#271	33398 scroll	83
#87	334 scroll	91
#300	4-ball	17
#78	4-d camera	4
#75	4-dimensional guitar	43
#439	5-ball	10
#299	6-ball	17
#190	64067 scroll	2
#320	668 scroll	2
#352	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	8
#489	7-ball	9
#476	8-ball	50
#401	9-ball	2
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#624	A. W. O. L. commendation	6
#124	ASCII shirt	19
#124	Alice's Army Alchemist	9
#100	Alice's Army Bowman	7
#128	Alice's Army Cleric	4
#129	Alice's Army Coward	4
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#91	Alice's Army Guard	13
#93	Alice's Army Halberder	13
#146	Alice's Army Hammerman	3
#105	Alice's Army Horseman	6
#83	Alice's Army Lanceman	8
#123	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	9
#88	Alice's Army Ninja	16
#86	Alice's Army Nurse	19
#120	Alice's Army Page	9
#87	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	17
#109	Alice's Army Sniper	2
#90	Alice's Army Spearsman	14
#99	Alice's Army Swordsman	12
#111	Alice's Army Wallman	10
#106	Amulet of Yendor	196
#877	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#374	Angry Farmer candy	287
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#335	Asleep in the Cemetery	5
#129	Atomic Pop	5
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#540	BGE merchandise order form	6
#846	BGE shotglass	9
#235	BGE temporary tattoo	4
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#320	BRICKO brick	97
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#363	BRICKO eye brick	7
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#16	BRICKO octopus	2
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#26	BRICKO reactor	27
#33	BRICKO sword	2
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1172	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	10
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#287	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	9
#5	Bash-Ōs boxtop	114
#223	Bash-Ōs cereal	2
#203	Ben-Gal™ Balm	4
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#34	Better Than Cuddling Cake	101
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#373	Bit O' Ectoplasm	6
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#26	Black Body™ spray	30
#229	Black No. 2	32
#409	Blackfly Chardonnay	6
#290	Blatantly Canadian	9
#453	Bling of the New Wave	3
#326	Blizzards I Have Died In	3
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#1678	Bonerdagon necklace	3
#133	Boozehounds Anonymous token	7
#37	Boris's key lime	22
#309	Boris's key lime pie	2
#290	Boris's ring	6
#1165	Boss Bat bling	2
#1646	Boss Bat britches	5
#1568	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	2
#68	Bright Water	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#609	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	7
#690	Bulky Buddy Box	4
#282	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#102	C.H.U.M. chum	18
#310	C.H.U.M. knife	3
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#163	CRIMBCO mug	100
#114	CRIMBCO wine	59
#2128	CRIMBCOIDS mints	2
#535	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#49	Cerebral Culottes	3
#368	Cherry Cloaca Cola	2
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#183	Cloaca grenade	96
#16	Cloaca-Cola	4,483
#496	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	7
#648	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	4
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#221	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	13
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#104	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	7
#257	Cold Hots candy	32
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#877	Corpse Island iced tea	5
#165	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	30
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#88	Crimbo candied pecan	388
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#90	Crimbo fudge	386
#90	Crimbo peppermint bark	364
#20	Crimbo pie	529
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#86	Crimbojito	3
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#58	Crimbough	1
#33	Crimboween memo	167
#2380	Crimbuck	11
#106	Daffy Taffy	388
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#189	Deactivated O. A. F.	4
#192	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#18	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1,122
#109	Doc's Miracle Cure	12
#60	Dyspepsi grenade	193
#12	Dyspepsi-Cola	10,119
#39	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	61
#164	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	13
#355	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	7
#168	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	21
#278	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	8
#107	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	6
#42	Earring of Fire	2
#177	Eau de Guaneau	3
#225	Ecto-Cooler	5
#28	El Vibrato drone	4
#221	El Vibrato power sphere	5
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#596	FDKOL commendation	80
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#27	FDKOL hotcakes	253
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#15	Feynman gate	854
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#430	Frosty's frosty mug	3
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#138	Gaia beads	34
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#158	Game Grid ticket	39
#264	Game Grid token	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#86	Golden Mr. Accessory	1
#86	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#364	Gummi-Gnauga	6
#155	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	13
#100	Hell ramen	89
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#142	Imp Ale	1,711
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#38	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#73	Kevlar balloon	2
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#376	Knob Goblin lunchbox	3
🥈	Knob jelly donut	1,369
#232	Knob mushroom	45
#670	Knoll mushroom	7
#35	Libram of BRICKOs	2
#145	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
#82	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#47	Loathing Legion knife	1
#90	Lobster qua Grill	2
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#322	Lucky Surprise Egg	14
#35	M-242	799
#637	Mad Train wine	109
#308	Mae West	1
#75	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	107
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#61	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	1
#202	Meat detector	3
#755	Microplushie: Bropane	5
#624	Microplushie: Dorkonide	3
#681	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	3
#583	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	2
#830	Microplushie: Gothochondria	3
#657	Microplushie: Hippylase	10
#577	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#681	Microplushie: Hobomosome	4
#834	Microplushie: Otakulone	4
#952	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#614	Microplushie: Sororitrate	9
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#30	Miniborg beeper	13
#123	Miniborg hiveminder	4
#18	Miniborg laser	22
#13	Miniborg stomper	34
#13	Miniborg strangler	31
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#15	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	1
#11	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#13	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	1
🥇	Mob Penguin cellular phone	979,961
#25	Mob Penguin protection contract	500
#40	Mr. Balloon	3
#151	Mr. Mediocrebar	435
#34	Ms. Accessory	1
#18	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	2
#85	Mylar balloon	4
#235	NPZR chemistry set	20
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#175	Now and Earlier	28
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#1494	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	3
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#144	Pokëmann band-aid	4
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#568	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	2
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#373	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	2
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#699	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	2
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#144	Raggedy Hippy doll	2
#88	Rainbow's Gravity	2
#149	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	11
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#104	Rock Pops	503
#53	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	2
#183	Senior Mints	53
#492	Skully's hot chocolate	1
#330	Snow Queen Crown	7
#29	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	3
#278	Spooky Surprise Egg	50
#338	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	2
#408	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	13
#77	Sugar Cog	50
#70	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
#337	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	41
#427	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	27
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#305	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	47
#252	The Art of Slapfighting	4
#509	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	2
#41	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	123
#101	The Ring	1
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#1043	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	3
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#848	Time Juice	7
#69	Travoltan trousers	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#60	Tropical Crimbo Sword	2
#273	Tuesday's ruby	8
#306	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	5
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#23	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	132
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#96	Valentine	749
#19	Valentine's Day cake	14
#97	Venus flytrap	3
#116	Vial of jus de larmes	1
#438	Volartta's bellbottoms	3
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#13	Wax Flask	177
#34	White Citadel burger	146
#55	White Citadel fries	58
#134	X-37 gun	1
#124	Yellow Moon of Compassion	19
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#82	Yummy Tummy bean	2,710
#150	Ze™ goggles	21
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#309	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	6
#241	a butt tuba	3
#324	a little sump'm sump'm	8
#45	abandoned candy	85
#276	abominable snowcone	61
#330	accidental cider	3
#245	acid-squirting flower	15
#73	acoustic guitarrr	62
#236	adder bladder	46
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#137	aerated diving helmet	1
#298	agua de vida	3
#70	all-purpose cleaner	141
#129	all-purpose flower	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#32	alpha-mail pants	10
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#62	ammonite candy mold	3
#657	ammonite fossil	5
#211	amulet of extreme plot significance	81
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#145	ancient calendar fragment	1
#58	ancient cursed foot locker	6
#287	ancient frozen dinner	7
#125	ancient poisoned dart	23
#324	ancient protein powder	11
#314	ancient spice	6
#72	ancient stone fist	32
#75	ancient stone head	15
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#162	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	26
#423	ancient vinyl coin purse	5
#53	angel-food cake	1
#204	anniversary balloon	7
#66	annoying pitchfork	35
#111	ant agonist	35
#142	ant hoe	3
#97	ant pick	4
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#165	ant sickle	2
#386	anti-anti-antidote	3
#105	anticheese	133
#424	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	3
#56	antique bottle of cough syrup	12
#290	antique bottle opener	3
#96	antique greaves	116
#413	antique hand mirror	5
#142	antique helmet	83
#209	antique packet of ketchup	9
#251	antique painting of a landscape	3
#354	antique pair of blue jeans	2
#933	antique record album	1
#120	antique shield	95
#218	antique souvenir drawing	4
#108	antique spear	110
#75	apathetic lizardman doll	2
#181	armgun	17
#70	around the world	79
#53	arrow'd heart balloon	10
#160	arrrgyle socks	18
#164	asbestos apron	8
#51	asbestos crossbow	12
#171	asbestos crossbow string	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#654	asbestos ore	7
#27	asbestos staff	12
#37	asbestos sword	14
#161	asparagus knife	69
#31	aspirin	19
#221	asshat	10
#82	astral badger	1
#148	astral mushroom	103
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
#72	astronaut pants	103
#430	atomic vector plotter	9
#21	automatic catapult	10
#407	awful poetry journal	277
#358	bätzle	1
#186	baby cuddlefish	1
#299	baby killer bee	34
#108	babycakes	2
#238	baconstone	31
#238	baconstone bracelet	2
#85	baconstone earring	2
#130	baconstone pendant	3
#122	baconstone ring	2
#47	bad penguin egg	2
#342	badass belt	118
#105	badass pie	1
#133	badger badge	1
#144	bag of Cheat-Os	105
#134	bag of airline peanuts	189
#364	bag of bones	3
#242	balaclava	3
#162	balaclava baklava	24
#1312	ball	3
#6	ball-in-a-cup	13
#305	balloon helmet	1
#389	balloon monkey	4
#105	balloon shield	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#214	ballroom blintz	22
#22	bamboo bokuto	19
#311	banana	18
#176	banana cream pie	3
#134	banana daiquiri	2
#131	banana peel	41
#285	banana smoothie	2
#141	banana spritzer	2
#222	banana-frosted king cake	12
#174	bananagate	40
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#122	bar whip	1
#512	barbed-wire fence	8
#32	bargain flash powder	36
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#186	barrrnacle	78
#73	barskin buckler	1
#99	barskin hat	7
#30	barskin loincloth	3
#118	barskin tent	2
#49	bartender skull	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#523	baseball	6
#33	basic meat fez	6
#35	basic meat foon	2
#78	basic meat helmet	3
#46	basic meat spork	5
#77	basic meat staff	2
#144	basic meat sword	1
#100	bat guano	210
#169	bat haggis	2
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#73	bat wing	314
#28	bat wing stir-fry	21
#91	bat-ass leather jacket	2
#224	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	7
#269	batblade	11
#110	batgut	418
#1425	bath ball gift set	1
#218	battered Crimbo Crate	60
#227	battered hubcap	1
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#111	bazookafish bubble gum	38
#49	beach ball marble	1
#47	beach glass bead	136
#153	beach glass necklace	3
#125	beanbag chair	6
#126	beaten-up Chucks	4
#116	beautiful soup	1
#430	bed of coals	2
#80	beer basted brat	3
#228	beer bomb	160
#130	beer bong	36
#32	beer cartilage	46
#254	beer goggles	1
#126	beer helmet	71
#259	beer lens	10
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#510	bejeweled cufflinks	7
#136	bejeweled pledge pin	67
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#533	belemnite fossil	7
#523	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#114	bellhop bell	5
#54	bi-lateral logic compressor	79
#154	big bad voodoo mask	5
#199	big bass drum	6
#172	big boom	10
#281	big red clown nose	25
#113	big slimy cyst	1
#76	big stirring stick	1
#141	bilge wine	234
#31	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	10
#398	bindlestocking	6
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#110	bird rib	20
#93	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#410	bit of clingfilm	10
#184	bit-o-cactus	23
#526	bite-me-red lipstick	3
#469	black & tan	2
#45	black belt	2
#134	black candy heart	102
#54	black candygram	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#189	black facepaint	1
#290	black forest ham	7
#246	black greaves	10
#203	black helmet	13
#176	black kettle drum	6
#132	black lotus	1
#157	black paisley oyster egg	27
#212	black pension check	32
#94	black pepper	58
#123	black picnic basket	19
#251	black pixel	102
#1131	black plastic oyster egg	3
#555	black polka-dot oyster egg	9
#425	black pudding	4
#94	black sheepskin diploma	4
#248	black shield	10
#301	black snake skin	19
#54	black snowcone	54
#1476	black striped oyster egg	3
#359	black sword	6
#96	black velvet box	9
#203	black-and-blue light	298
#474	blackberry	10
#96	blackberry combat boots	4
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#151	blackberry polite	1
#82	blackberry slippers	3
#737	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	9
#25	blood flower	776
#227	blood-faced volleyball	2
#39	bloody beer	2,557
#218	bloody clown pants	32
#368	bloody mary	4
#218	blue class ring	18
#759	blue glowstick	1
#1329	blue paisley oyster egg	3
#759	blue pixel	34
#237	blue plasma ball	254
#1291	blue plastic oyster egg	3
#307	blue polka-dot oyster egg	13
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#917	blue striped oyster egg	5
#45	blue velvet cake	5
#320	blue-frosted astral cupcake	3
#621	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
#41	blundarrrbus	10
#61	bobble-hip hula elf doll	2
#70	bobcat grenade	1
#180	boilermaker	2
#418	bone chips	32
#213	bone collar	1
#125	bone flute	21
#101	bone rattle	31
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#193	booty chest charrrm	49
#621	borg sock monkey	2
#121	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	23
#13	bottle of Definit	605
#182	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	11
#30	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	137
#14	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	629
#598	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	3
#286	bottle of Mystic Shell	3
#60	bottle of Ooze-O	38
#62	bottle of Pete's Sake	16
#146	bottle of Pinot Renoir	11
#320	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	2
#90	bottle of alcohol	67
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#307	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#257	bottle of bubbles	44
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#179	bottle of gin	194
#131	bottle of goofballs	164
#213	bottle of pirate juice	4
#315	bottle of popskull	6
#28	bottle of realpagne	33
#217	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	2
#193	bottle of rum	422
#154	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	7
#116	bottle of tequila	374
#99	bottle of ultravitamins	7
#151	bottle of vodka	229
#255	bottle of whiskey	186
#117	bottle opener belt buckle	43
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#26	tiny maracas	15
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#796	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#109	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	4
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#1476	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	6
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#2771	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	2
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#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
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#1363	tiny plastic disco bandit	4
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#22	tiny plastic hobo elf	13
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#1219	tiny plastic levitating potato	15
#2171	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	3
#983	tiny plastic moneybee	3
#3323	tiny plastic mosquito	5
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#21	tiny plastic mutant elf	38
#2800	tiny plastic ninja snowman	2
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#65	tiny shaker of salt	24
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#1821	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
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#121	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	227
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#234	vodka and cranberry	10
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#380	white Canadian	7
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#348	white hat hacker T-shirt	3
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#318	white picket fence	11
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#186	white sword	33
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#279	yellow brick road	2
#204	yellow candy heart	254
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#97	yellow snowcone	260
#775	yellow striped oyster egg	3
#407	yeti fur	360
#18	yo	392
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#100	yohohoyo	37
#124	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
#117	zmobie	2
#109	zombie pineal gland	32

Wow, that's 1,145,429 items total!

what items are this player missing?