| #88 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 10 |
| #104 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 2 |
| #32 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 4 |
| #18 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 5 |
| #33 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 5 |
| #103 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 2 |
| #45 | BGE merchandise order form | 67 |
| #10 | BGE pocket calendar | 33 |
| #9 | BGE temporary tattoo | 46 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #24 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 13 |
| #176 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
| #245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #617 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 8 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1270 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| #1168 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 3 |
| #167 | Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #21 | Crimbough | 4 |
| #2373 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #304 | Go-Wassail | 60 |
| #22 | Greatest American Pants | 2 |
| #35 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 2 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #132 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 7 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #22 | Juju Mojo Mask | 2 |
| #25 | Loathing Legion knife | 2 |
| #80 | Miniborg beeper | 6 |
| #70 | Miniborg hiveminder | 6 |
| #86 | Miniborg laser | 6 |
| #89 | Miniborg stomper | 6 |
| #80 | Miniborg strangler | 6 |
| #28 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 2 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #24 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 2 |
| #356 | Schrödinger's thermos | 50 |
| #37 | The Art of Slapfighting | 25 |
| #254 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 5 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥉 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 419 |
| #183 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 7 |
| #69 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 241 |
| #116 | Uncle Romulus | 10 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #144 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 15 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #68 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 20 |
| #34 | antique bottle opener | 20 |
| #13 | antique painting of a landscape | 50 |
| #72 | antique pair of blue jeans | 10 |
| #66 | antique record album | 50 |
| #72 | antique souvenir drawing | 10 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #144 | battered Crimbo Crate | 100 |
| #93 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 49 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #205 | bottle of Blank-Out | 70 |
| #231 | bottle of bubbles | 50 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #293 | buckyball | 17 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #35 | candy kneecapping stick | 35 |
| #55 | candy knuckles | 26 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #324 | cement sandals | 3 |
| #1090 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #309 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 36 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #83 | colorful plastic ball | 1,000 |
| #696 | corrupted data | 2 |
| #17 | crystallized memory | 8 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #64 | dense meat stack | 150,000 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1201 | elven limbos gingerbread | 6 |
| #102 | elven cellocello | 77 |
| #1274 | elven moonshine | 3 |
| #617 | elven socks | 7 |
| #81 | elven suicide capsule | 91 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #89 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #857 | festive holiday hat | 4 |
| #21 | floaty inverse geode | 7 |
| #13 | floaty sand | 1,419 |
| 🥈 | fossilized baboon skull | 245 |
| #4 | fossilized bat skull | 199 |
| #8 | fossilized demon skull | 68 |
| #6 | fossilized limb | 1,240 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #4 | fossilized serpent skull | 256 |
| #6 | fossilized spider skull | 75 |
| #5 | fossilized spike | 353 |
| #15 | fossilized spine | 93 |
| #11 | fossilized torso | 823 |
| #4 | fossilized wing | 549 |
| #5 | fossilized wyrm skull | 140 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #17 | fudge bunny | 39 |
| #215 | fudge lily | 30 |
| #435 | fudgecule | 2,510 |
| #2002 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #67 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 34 |
| #89 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
| #60 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 2 |
| #82 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 3 |
| #71 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1070 | gray bow tie | 3 |
| #210 | gyroscope | 14 |
| #82 | herringcello | 89 |
| #13 | hibernating robot reindeer | 2 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #218 | irradiated candy cane | 16 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #11 | jawbruiser | 491 |
| #392 | jerky coins | 50 |
| #1626 | killing feather | 29 |
| #470 | kite | 15 |
| #1147 | knuckle sandwich | 7 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #5 | leather aviator's cap | 6 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #72 | licorice garrote | 21 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #156 | lollipop stick | 500 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #17 | misfit dolly | 5 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #26 | misfit teddy bear | 4 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #742 | mylar scout drone | 6 |
| #487 | nanite-infested candy cane | 28 |
| #182 | nanite-infested eggnog | 23 |
| #210 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 20 |
| #220 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 18 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #52 | oozenog | 34 |
| #18 | organ grinder | 2 |
| #127 | pack of pogs | 150 |
| #48 | pair of bolt cutters | 28 |
| #86 | parasitic claw | 3 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #1039 | patent leather shoes | 3 |
| #1585 | penguin focaccia bread | 8 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #157 | petrified time | 3 |
| #85 | pile of loose snow | 2 |
| #178 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #118 | pocketwatch on a chain | 15 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #391 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 2 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #75 | poison pen | 13 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #1197 | possessed top | 4 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #38 | pulsing flesh | 50 |
| #70 | quantum taco | 553 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #27 | rigid carapace | 72 |
| #980 | robotronic egg | 28 |
| #1933 | rogue swarmer | 29 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1877 | sawblade fragment | 28 |
| #55 | scissor duck | 2 |
| #10 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #34 | snow halo | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #810 | squirming egg sac | 4 |
| #49 | stapler bear | 2 |
| #161 | string of Crimbo lights | 4 |
| 🥉 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 4,019 |
| #333 | sucker scaffold | 30 |
| #116 | throbbing rage gland | 3 |
| #118 | throwing wrench | 19 |
| #68 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 8 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 6 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 17 |
| #55 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 8 |
| #650 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 15 |
| #564 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 17 |
| #133 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 17 |
| #52 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 8 |
| #64 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 8 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Felonia | 6 |
| #1248 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Hellion | 7 |
| #1088 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 7 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #720 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 10 |
| #744 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 10 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #120 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 7 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 7 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #1744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #681 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 7 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #1264 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 6 |
| #737 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #735 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 10 |
| #1199 | tiny plastic angry goat | 15 |
| #928 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 8 |
| #581 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 12 |
| #605 | tiny plastic astronomer | 12 |
| #998 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 18 |
| #1131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 16 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #748 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 23 |
| #830 | tiny plastic blooper | 9 |
| #644 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 11 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #111 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 7 |
| #1379 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 13 |
| #825 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 21 |
| #757 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 6 |
| #737 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 10 |
| #1776 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #608 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 8 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #99 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 8 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #813 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 9 |
| #591 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 12 |
| #719 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 10 |
| #627 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 11 |
| #1071 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 17 |
| #1197 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 15 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 10 |
| #902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 8 |
| #856 | tiny plastic goth giant | 9 |
| #1409 | tiny plastic grue | 13 |
| #814 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 9 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1394 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 13 |
| #1374 | tiny plastic killer bee | 13 |
| #806 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 9 |
| #949 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 19 |
| #1515 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 12 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #1043 | tiny plastic mosquito | 17 |
| #125 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 7 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #1260 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 14 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #857 | tiny plastic scary clown | 9 |
| #839 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 6 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 6 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #948 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 8 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #1208 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 15 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
| #1008 | tiny plastic stab bat | 18 |
| #1383 | tiny plastic star starfish | 13 |
| #61 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 8 |
| #107 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 7 |
| #764 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 12 |
| #2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #1723 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #833 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #804 | tiny plastic zmobie | 9 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #463 | top | 10 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1710 | tree-eating kite | 9 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #41 | twitching claw | 54 |
| 🥇 | unearthed potsherd | 525 |
| #73 | unstable DNA | 599 |
| #2365 | unstable laser battery | 17 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #89 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 42 |
| #6 | volcanic ash | 1,358 |
| #230 | wind-up meatcar | 51 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |