Merric

RankItemQuantity
🥇Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy1
#70Apathargic Bandersnatch1
#20Boris's Helm1
#26Buddy Bjorn1
#19Build-a-City Gingerbread kit1
#16Chateau Mantegna room key1
#104Clan VIP Lounge invitation1
#109Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.1
#15Crimbo sapling1
#16DIY protonic accelerator kit1
#29Discontentâ„¢ Winter Garden Catalog1
#21Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form2
#30Folder Holder1
#34GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card1
#12Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog1
#52Greatest American Pants1
#35Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog2
#10Gygaxian Libram1
🥇Hat O' Nine Tails1
#17Jarlsberg's pan1
#60Juju Mojo Mask1
🥇KoL Con 12-gauge1
🥇KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet1
🥇KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat1
🥉KoL Con IV Pole1
🥇KoL Con Six Pack1
#35KoLHS Pep Squad Box1
#19LT&T telegraph office deed1
#92Libram of BRICKOs1
#82Libram of Divine Favors1
#112Libram of Love Songs1
#43Libram of Pulled Taffy1
#47Libram of Resolutions1
#29Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab1
#47Loathing Legion knife1
#32Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit1
#75Mayflower bouquet1
#26Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog2
#24Moping Artistic Goth Kid2
#34Ms. Accessory1
#41My Own Pen Pal kit1
#16New-You Club Membership Form1
#51Operation Patriot Shield1
#6Orcish frat-paddle8,524
#50Order of the Green Thumb Order Form1
#22Pack of Every Card1
#26Pantsgiving1
#44Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog1
#60Schmalz's First Prize Beer1
#129Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome1
🥈Seven Loco1
#70Small Medium1
#24Sneaky Pete's leather jacket1
#20Snow Suit1
🥇Star of Bravery1
#24The Confiscator's Grimoire1
#10The Groose in the Hoose1
#38The Smith's Tome1
#32Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts1
#18Thor's Pliers1
#114Tome of Clip Art1
#6Tome of Rad Libs2
#109Tome of Sugar Shummoning1
#15Unagnimated Gnome2
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#47V for Vivala mask1
🥉Voluminous Radio Sneakers1
#9Witchess Set1
#10Xi Receiver Unit1
#48a cute angel1
#1478abominable snowcone1
#39adventurer clone egg1
#16airplane charter: Dinseylandfill1
#37airplane charter: Spring Break Beach1
#14airplane charter: That 70s Volcano1
#14airplane charter: The Glaciest1
#314anniversary balloon3
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
🥇avatar of the Unconscious Collective3
#1972badass belt27
#1883bag of airline peanuts1
#93birthday party jellybean cheesecake1
#813black snowcone1
#877blue snowcone1
#17bottle of lovebug pheromones1
#47box of bear arms1
#2707brick1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#44can of Rain-Doh1
#110candy cornucopia1
#61class five ecto-larva1
#1795clown hammer1
#91container of Spooky Putty1
#99cotton candy cocoon1
#32deactivated nanobots1
#30deanimated reanimator's coffin1
#13detective school application1
#17disconnected intergnat1
#1773explosion-flavored chewing gum1
#79fairy-worn boots1
#1985fake fake vomit1
#31fist turkey outline1
#30flaming feather423
#76floaty stone sphere1
🥇gnauga hide vest2,543
#841green snowcone1
#54haiku katana2
🥇hand of Mr. Cards1
#39hibernating robot reindeer1
#8hippo tutu1
#71infant sandworm1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1828jazz soap1
#85jewel-eyed wizard hat1
#1882joybuzzer1
#59leather chaps103
#31leather mask352
#15li'l orphan tot1
#105little box of fireworks1
#141llama lama cria1
#18machine elf capsule1
#40moveable feast1
#32mysterious chest2
#80naughty origami kit1
#861orange snowcone1
#34organ grinder1
#133packet of mayfly bait1
#84panicked kernel1
#9passed-out psychedelic bear1
#14portable Mayo Clinic1
#9potted tea tree2
#890purple snowcone1
#845red snowcone1
#12rehearsing dramatic hedgehog1
🥇rocky raccoon601,165
#1959rubber emo roe1
#115sane hatrack1
#16shrine to the Barrel god1
#9sleeping piano cat1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#140spooky rattling cigar box1
#63squamous polyp1
#23still grill1
#70stinky cheese ball1
#17studded leather boxer shorts1,515
#541stuffed flaming gravy fairy81
#777stuffed zmobie1
#58suspicious stocking1
🥇time sleigh1
#325tiny Mountie hat1
#411tiny balloon knife1
#1700tiny house1
#625tiny ninja sword1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#1124tiny shaker of salt1
#19unemployed hunchbacked minion1
#8uniclops egg1
#2053wind-up chattering teeth1
#69wizard action figure1
#2114yellow snowcone1

Wow, that's 614,929 items total!

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