Museum :: LadyDelilah

LadyDelilah

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#860	A. W. O. L. commendation	2
#346	ASCII shirt	5
#1323	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#71	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#789	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#572	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
#142	Atomic Comic	3
#20	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	28
#55	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	12
#1043	BGE merchandise order form	1
#15	BGE pocket calendar	23
#25	BGE shotglass	142
#24	BGE temporary tattoo	24
#22	BGE tiny plastic toy	26
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#4300	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#270	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	4
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#327	Blizzards I Have Died In	3
#2386	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#2264	Boss Bat britches	2
#291	Bulky Buddy Box	10
#460	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#75	C.H.U.M. chum	28
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#509	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#466	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#633	CRIMBCO mug	17
#1699	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#1704	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#260	CRIMBCOLOAF	9
#119	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#1874	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#1482	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#1371	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#877	Corpse Island iced tea	5
#384	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	14
#35	Crimbo Credit	397
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#919	Crimbo candied pecan	7
#994	Crimbo fudge	6
#871	Crimbo peppermint bark	8
#190	Crimbo pie	15
#144	Crimbo salad	6
#96	Crimbo stocking	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#75	Crimbonium fuel rod	37
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#230	Crimbot battery	2
#280	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	8
#33	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	14
#65	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	8
#34	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	16
#37	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	15
#65	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	8
#28	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	24
#261	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	10
#33	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	17
#408	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	2
#172	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	8
#74	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	6
#244	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	11
#33	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	16
#246	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	4
#273	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	8
#202	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	6
#223	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	12
#34	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	18
#21	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	2
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#1411	Crimboween memo	6
#2890	Crown of the Goblin King	4
#149	Deactivated O. A. F.	5
#121	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	44
#1697	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#29	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#1105	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#1469	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#210	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#484	FDKOL commendation	281
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#36	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	4
#21	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	2
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#79	Frosty's frosty mug	25
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#343	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#742	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#539	Go-Wassail	29
#89	Goodfella contract	618
#170	Grateful Undead T-shirt	3
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#86	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#35	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	2
#25	Hanukkimbo dreidl	2
#1149	Heimandatz's heart	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#390	Hodgman's blanket	3
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#132	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#164	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#66	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#146	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#387	Hollandaise helmet	3
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#1676	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#1038	Jack-in-the-box	2
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#59	Juju Mojo Mask	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#516	Kissin' Cousins	2
#892	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
#474	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
#551	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#457	Lars the Cyberian	1
#527	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#238	Let Me Be!	6
#91	Libram of BRICKOs	1
#144	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
#82	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#47	Libram of Resolutions	1
#47	Loathing Legion knife	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#3901	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#1201	M-242	1
#293	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	30
#285	Maxing, Relaxing	4
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#12	Mini-Crimbot crate	7
#346	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#65	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	1
#519	Mob Penguin cellular phone	36
#23	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	2
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#34	Ms. Accessory	1
#41	My Own Pen Pal kit	1
#65	NPZR chemistry set	100
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#1202	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	2
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#108	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	14
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#51	Operation Patriot Shield	1
#1271	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#50	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	1
#524	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#1175	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	5
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#818	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#176	Prelude of Precision	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#652	Red Rover BB gun	2
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#1073	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#1139	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#493	Sensual Massage for Creeps	3
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#620	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#70	Small Medium	1
#54	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	2
#4	Spooky Putty ball	1
🥉	Spooky Putty mitre	1
#131	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	32
#324	Summer Nights	4
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#409	Tales from the Fireside	3
#523	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	5
#12	Talisman of Bakula	1
#326	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	4
#137	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#383	The Joy of Wassailing	9
#705	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#32	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	1
#1206	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	2
#377	Thwaitgold bee statuette	6
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#114	Tome of Clip Art	1
#6	Tome of Rad Libs	2
#108	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#130	Travels with Jerry	7
#319	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1
#321	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
#274	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	2
#257	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	3
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#150	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#572	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	14
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#40	Underworld sapling	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#916	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#499	Workytime Tea	3
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1613	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#1172	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#189	Zombo's shield	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#48	a cute angel	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#39	adventurer clone egg	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#2225	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#75	angst burger	10
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#848	annoying pitchfork	2
#272	ant hoe	1
#168	ant pick	2
#185	ant rake	2
#260	ant sickle	1
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#275	asbestos apron	3
#451	aspirin	2
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
#329	astronaut pants	27
#92	augmented-reality shades	2
#9	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	1
#302	bacon bath ball	3
#1480	baconstone	4
#47	bad penguin egg	2
#6541	badass belt	2
#133	badger badge	1
#281	ball	23
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#1147	banana	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#60	barskin cloak	2
#91	bat-ass leather jacket	2
#1001	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#737	bath ball gift set	6
#996	battered Crimbo Crate	6
#643	bed of coals	1
#340	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#338	bindlestocking	8
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#138	blank diary	1
#691	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	10
#1655	blood flower	1
#472	blue glowstick	3
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#462	blueberry-frosted king cake	2
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#213	bone collar	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#34	bottle of Blank-Out	461
#456	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	8
#479	bottle of bubbles	14
#209	bottle of sewage schnapps	35
#387	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3
#28	bow	10
#13	bow staff	4
#223	bowl of fishysoisse	4
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#2521	box of sunshine	42
#433	bronze breastplate	2
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#707	buckyball	6
#706	can of Binarrrca	12
#484	can of CRIMBCOLA	6
#44	can of Rain-Doh	1
#545	can of fake snow	1
#164	can of starch	1
#152	can of sterno	1
#973	candy cane	36
#110	candy cornucopia	1
#2000	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1852	candy knuckles	1
#1327	candy stake	5
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#803	cement sandals	1
#1345	cheap elven gloves	1
#497	cheap plastic bottle opener	13
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#248	choco-Crimbot	2
#502	chocolate bath ball	1
#382	chocolate cigar	4
#221	chunk of depleted Grimacite	49
#1149	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#61	class five ecto-larva	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#104	coconut bikini top	2
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#26	comfy blanket	1
#236	comfy coffin	5
#284	concentrated garbage juice	3
#210	cookie cookie	4
#568	corncob pipe	1
#898	corpse on the beach	5
#353	corpsedriver	14
#1221	corpsetini	3
#530	corrupted data	11
#120	cosmic lemonade	1
#443	cup of infinite pencils	2
#920	cyborg doll	1
#537	cyborg stompin' boot	4
#185	cylindrical mold	9
#58	dandy lion cub	1
#323	deadly lampshade	3
#463	decaying goldfish liver	5
#262	deck of tropical cards	2
#136	delicious salad	310
#117	deluxe fax machine	3
#106	demonskin jacket	2
#41	dense meat stack	500,000
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#739	designer handbag	3
#1263	doll house	2
#1607	dollhive	1
#25	dried gelatinous cube	1
#1477	duck-on-a-string	1
#400	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#505	effluvious emerald	1
#136	eggnog	133
#354	elven limbos gingerbread	37
#2017	elven cellocello	2
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#1397	elven socks	1
#1864	elven suicide capsule	2
#193	elven whittling knife	1
#429	empty blowgun	4
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#1117	enchanted leopard-print barbell	4
#315	epic wad	1
#6	evil flaming eyeball pendant	1
#27	evil teddy bear	472
#215	extra-greasy slider	11
#33	fairy-worn boots	2
#47	fake plastic grass	31
#264	fancy bath salts	56
#14	fancy black tie	1
#1070	fancy but probably evil chocolate	6
#634	fancy chocolate	5
#1883	fancy chocolate car	1
#263	fancy dress ball	55
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#1427	festive holiday hat	1
#686	festive sausage	2
🥈	festive warbear bank	1
#307	fiery wing	6
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#609	fire	9
#39	fire axe	1
#31	fireman's helmet	2
#96	fitness wristband	2
#258	flamin' bindle	3
#378	flaming glowsticks	1
#469	flashing novelty button	3
#271	flask of mining oil	1
#7	floaty rock helmet	1
#7	floaty rock necklace	1
#7	floaty rock pants	1
#77	floaty stone sphere	1
#269	floral print shirt	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#444	frayed rope belt	2
#741	frigid fudgepuck	1
#428	frilly shirt	1
#210	frozen banquet	11
#1786	fruitcake	6
#843	fudge lily	1
#63	fudge pocket square	1
#158	funky brass fez	1
#609	fuzzy montera	1
#44	gamma nog	52
#285	gator skin	23
#1080	ghost cucumber	25
#108	ghostly pickling solution	1
#1641	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#1644	giant discarded plastic fork	3
#966	giant discarded torn-up glove	3
#1727	giant pinky ring	4
#234	gift-a-pult	2
#803	gingerbread bugbear	28
#2303	gingerbread horror	3
#608	gingerbread house	1
#938	gingerbread mutant bugbear	5
#807	gingerbread robot	1
#211	gingham blouse	1
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#65	glowing frisbee	1
#102	gnauga hide vest	1
#380	gob of wet hair	33
#692	golden ring	40
#363	goth kid t-shirt	12
#73	grass blade	2
#71	grass hat	2
#52	grass skirt	3
#1386	gray bow tie	1
#319	green beer	45
#765	green glowstick	2
#81	green pixie spog	1
#751	grouchy restless spirit	4
#260	grungy flannel shirt	2
#181	guard turtle collar	4
#68	gummi bowtie	1
#1227	gyroscope	1
#54	haiku katana	2
#1451	hamethyst	4
#328	hamethyst necklace	1
#3459	handful of confetti	5
#391	handful of honey	1
#127	handful of numbers	3
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#142	hardened slime pants	1
#405	harem girl t-shirt	2
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#805	heart of the volcano	7
#15	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	1
#1881	herringcello	1
#38	hibernating robot reindeer	1
#626	hideous egg	1
#79	high-energy mining laser	20
#74	hipposkin poncho	3
#182	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#626	holiday cheese log	2
#109	holiday log	2
#11	honey dipper	1
#8	honeybritches	1
#19	honeycap	1
#21	honeypot	3
#231	hot egg	1
#18	hypnodisk	1
#729	hypodermic needle	1
#386	iGoogly	62
#134	imitation nice watch	1
#594	immense cyborg hand	7
#513	incense bath ball	1
#89	incredibly creepy marionette	27
#456	intriguing puzzle box	1
#526	iron pasta spoon	10
#1396	irradiated candy cane	4
#149	jamfish jam	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#260	jar of fermented pickle juice	8
#405	jar of squeeze	2
#224	jar of swamp gas	280
#455	java cookie	2
#1862	jawbruiser	1
#622	jerky coins	24
#85	jewel-eyed wizard hat	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#489	killing feather	62
#1412	kite	3
#270	kneecapping stick	57
#1515	knuckle sandwich	1
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#1295	lead necklace	1
#46	leather aviator's cap	1
#519	lewd playing card	4
#15	li'l orphan tot	1
#1830	licorice garrote	1
#661	licorice root	1
#328	limburger biker boots	1
#105	little box of fireworks	1
#836	live wire	1
#43	llama lama cria	2
#1942	loaded serum blowgun	1
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
#571	lovecat tail	1
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#563	lucky bottlecap	1
#661	mad scientist's sock monkey	4
#469	mafia aria	49
#247	makeshift cape	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#750	many-eyed glasses	1
#520	marionette	3
#575	marionette collective	1
#735	marshmallow	5
🥇	mayfly bait necklace	1
#199	menorette	1
#99	metal mandible	1
#33	metallic foil bow	1
#47	metallic foil cat ears	1
#42	metallic foil radar dish	1
#168	mime soul fragment	20
#145	miniature antlers	1
#137	miniature dormouse	1
#78	miniature espresso maker	2
#49	mirrored aviator shades	1
#108	misfit dolly	1
#107	misfit hobby horse	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#136	molten brick	100
#103	monomolecular yo-yo	561
🥇	mother's little helper	277,000
#1083	motivational poster	2
#915	mushroom fermenting solution	6
#32	mutant cactus bud	1
#30	mutant fire ant egg	1
#31	mutant gila monster egg	1
#39	mutant rattlesnake egg	1
#1680	mylar scout drone	1
#248	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	1
#32	mysterious chest	2
#2525	nanite-infested candy cane	3
#3220	nanite-infested eggnog	1
#720	nanite-infested fruitcake	7
#2030	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3
#83	natty blue ascot	4
#80	naughty origami kit	1
#46	neutron lollipop	46
#1125	night-vision goggles	1
#369	nugget of Crimbonium	2
#192	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	5
#418	obnoxious riddle	1
#1616	oozenog	3
#426	orange glowstick	5
#7	origami pasties	1
#392	oriole-feather headdress	3
#153	outrageous sombrero	1
#410	oversized fish scaler	10
#514	pack of pogs	33
#133	packet of mayfly bait	1
#105	packet of orchid seeds	1
#1325	pair of bolt cutters	1
#67	pair of twitching claws	1
#239	palm-frond cloak	1
#84	panicked kernel	1
#957	paperclip	8
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#142	paperclip sproinger	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#234	parasitic strangleworm	1
#191	parasitic tentacles	1
#1682	passable elf mask	1
#1303	patent leather shoes	1
#517	peanut brittle shield	3
#1811	penguin focaccia bread	1
#1276	penguin skin	1
#1465	penguin thesaurus	1
#59	peppermint rhino baby	1
#444	peppermint tailings	2
#309	perl necklace	2
#12	personal raindrop	1
#177	pet rock	43
#1651	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	1
#1882	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	1
#614	petit 4.1	2
#192	petit fortran	4
#332	phish stick	3
#169	pile of loose snow	1
#82	pilgrim shield	1
#929	pink glowstick	2
#433	pirate shirt	3
#15	plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
#635	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#756	plastic passion fruit	1
#1230	pocketwatch on a chain	1
#481	pog #03 (warwelf)	1
#482	pog #04 (skleleton)	1
#501	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	1
#1088	poison pen	1
#255	polyalloy shield	10
#1049	pork elf goodies sack	4
#1784	porquoise	2
#294	porquoise necklace	1
#620	portable corkscrew	11
#125	portable photocopier	50
#890	possessed top	6
#37	pottery barn owl figurine	1
#52	pottery hat	1
#42	pottery shield	1
#43	pottery training pants	1
#164	powdered toad horn	1
#805	prehistoric spear	4
#564	prosthetic forehead	2
#321	psycho sweater	1
#106	pulled porquoise pendant	1
#1294	pulsing flesh	2
#342	questionable taco	1
#301	radiation-resistant helmet	1
#228	raffle prize box	1
#866	rag doll	2
#116	razor-tipped yo-yo	82
#1732	really dense meat stack	1
#649	red-and-green sweater	1
#12	red-hot medallion	1
#406	rhesus monkey	1
#199	rhinestone cowboy shirt	2
#1300	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#1652	rigid carapace	1
#1250	roasted marshmallow	5
#439	roboduck-on-a-string	3
#919	robotronic egg	30
#1432	[2108]rock	1
#20	rock lobster	1
#866	rogue swarmer	57
#305	roll of toilet paper	343
#10	rose-colored glasses	1
#449	ruby on canes	1
#156	safety vest	1
#1035	sandwich of the gods	6
#115	sane hatrack	1
#606	sawblade fragment	63
#103	scissor duck	1
#275	scroll of pasta summoning	55
#65	sealhide belt	1
#76	sealhide buckler	1
#63	sealhide cloak	1
#68	sealhide gloves	1
#74	sealhide hood	1
#63	sealhide leggings	1
#68	sealhide moccasins	1
#104	sealhide seal doll	17
#113	sealhide snare	7
#86	sealhide whip	1
#183	servo-assisted exo-pants	6
#77	set of jacks	2
#134	sewer nuggets	250
#436	shiny butcherknife	1
#509	skewer-mounted razor blade	1
#1809	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#192	sleazy bindle	4
#694	sleeping snowy owl	3
#359	sleeping stocking	8
#176	slime convention coupons	1
#183	slime convention flyers	1
#146	slime convention pin	1
#189	slime convention t-shirt	1
#1273	slow jam collection	1
#100	smart watch	2
#216	smiling rat	1
#393	smoking grass	80
#50	sneaky wrapping paper	30
#34	snow halo	1
#909	sock monkey	2
#281	soggy wofl t-shirt	1
#998	solid gold bowling ball	13
#217	souvenir ski t-shirt	3
#271	space jam	1
#70	space jam toast	1
#277	spaghetti cult mask	3
#294	spaghetti cult rosary	2
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#128	spangly mariachi pants	5
#156	spangly mariachi vest	2
#170	spangly sombrero	3
#233	spectral pickle	73
#148	spice melange	1
#226	spiced rum	3
#389	spooky bindle	2
#1950	spooky eggnog	3
#305	spooky hockey mask	5
#139	spooky rattling cigar box	1
#63	squamous polyp	1
#207	square CRIMBCOOKIE	6
#760	squirming egg sac	5
#271	stained mattress	4
#1282	stainless steel scarf	2
#764	stainless steel shillelagh	6
#372	stainless steel skullcap	8
#774	stainless steel solitaire	4
#105	stapler bear	1
#482	steamy ruby	1
#884	stick-on-a-string	3
#131	stinkin' bindle	5
#9	stinky cheese ball	3
#167	strange cube	10
#1341	stray chihuahua	1
#600	string of Crimbo lights	1
#207	string of blue beads	48
#138	string of green beads	64
#191	string of red beads	50
#106	stuffed alien blob	53
#2479	stuffed doppelshifter	2
#121	stuffed gray blob	348
#75	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	1
#269	sucker bucket	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#720	sucker scaffold	2
#278	sucker tachi	1
#766	sucky decal	1
#787	superheated fudge	1
#842	support cummerbund	5
#454	supportive bra	2
#58	suspicious stocking	1
#75	tasteful black bow tie	1
#421	teddy bear	16
#173	teddy borg	60
#516	theoretical string	25
#294	throbbing rage gland	1
#1442	throwing wrench	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#286	tin cup of mulligan stew	4
#174	tin star	1
#92	tiny costume wardrobe	1
#101	tiny makeup kit	1
#463	tiny maracas	1
#365	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	2
#385	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#329	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	2
#1221	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	8
#1064	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	9
#585	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	6
#88	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#290	tiny plastic Crimbomination	2
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#837	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	2
#344	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	2
#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#850	tiny plastic Scream Queen	2
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#488	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	7
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#111	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#953	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	2
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1017	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#974	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	2
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#1037	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#822	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	2
#334	tiny plastic stocking mimic	2
#535	tiny plastic strand of DNA	2
#1150	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	8
#126	tiny plastic sword	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#1125	tiny shaker of salt	1
#125	toast with jam	1
#1868	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#758	toothsome rock	12
#1240	top	3
#412	towel	24
#24	toy Crimbot mega face	2
#24	toy Crimbot power glove	2
#21	toy Crimbot rocket legs	2
#21	toy Crimbot super fist	2
#118	toy crazy train	84
#900	toy deathbot	1
#280	toy jet pack	28
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#103	toy mercenary	68
#364	toy ray gun	27
#1190	toy soldier	1
#336	toy space helmet	27
#892	toy train	2
#270	traffic jam	1
#61	traffic jam toast	1
#478	tree skirt	1
#14	tree-eating kite	2,243
#525	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#253	tropical paperweight	2
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#158	tuning fork	1
#115	tuxedo shirt	2
#1649	twitching claw	1
#2073	unstable DNA	4
#2813	unstable laser battery	1
#208	vampire collar	10
#85	vampire duck-on-a-string	132
#36	velcro boots	1
#237	vibrating cyborg knife	15
#998	vinegar	21
#27	vinyl boots	1
#137	vinyl ore	2
#52	vinyl shield	1
#675	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#174	voodoo snuff	9
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#654	warbear whosit	1
#317	wheel	11
#215	white hat hacker T-shirt	6
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#521	wind-up meatcar	14
#69	wizard action figure	1
#61	woolen cravat	1
#1045	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#117	yak anorak	2
#365	yellow glowstick	4
#1146	yo	6
#1465	yo-yo	8
#124	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 788,761 items total!

what items are this player missing?