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| #25 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #11 | Clan looking glass | 1 |
| #12 | Clan pool table | 1 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
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| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #128 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 2 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #87 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #56 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #20 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 500 |
| #146 | Instant Karma | 73 |
| #62 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #49 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| 🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
| #113 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 18 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #64 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #50 | a cute angel | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
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| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| 🥉 | asshat | 77,765 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #94 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #132 | box of sunshine | 3,200 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #401 | club necklace | 16 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #92 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #463 | diamond necklace | 14 |
| #6 | dirty martini | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #92 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 18 |
| #19 | facsimile dictionary | 256 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #77 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #71 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #638 | heart necklace | 11 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #11 | liar's pants | 1 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #179 | long-stemmed rose | 12 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #38 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #954 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #89 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| 🥈 | pretty bouquet | 23,242 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #137 | sandwich of the gods | 18 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #784 | spade necklace | 9 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #65 | squamous polyp | 1 |
| 🥇 | stainless steel scarf | 225 |
| #58 | stainless steel shillelagh | 25 |
| #50 | stainless steel skullcap | 20 |
| #64 | stainless steel slacks | 20 |
| #10 | stainless steel solitaire | 39 |
| #41 | stainless steel suspenders | 38 |
| #126 | stick of "gum" | 15 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #322 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 107 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #70 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |