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| #76 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #24 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #11 | Clan looking glass | 1 |
| #12 | Clan pool table | 1 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #129 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 2 |
| #72 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #52 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #85 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #20 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 500 |
| #151 | Instant Karma | 73 |
| #60 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #92 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #82 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #47 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #75 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #34 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| 🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
| #120 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 18 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #60 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #138 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #109 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #47 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #48 | a cute angel | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| 🥈 | asshat | 77,765 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #132 | box of sunshine | 3,200 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #110 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #400 | club necklace | 16 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #91 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1151 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #465 | diamond necklace | 14 |
| #6 | dirty martini | 1 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #95 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 18 |
| #19 | facsimile dictionary | 256 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #76 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #65 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #150 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #639 | heart necklace | 11 |
| #68 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #71 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #11 | liar's pants | 1 |
| #105 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #179 | long-stemmed rose | 12 |
| #1423 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #34 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #956 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #84 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #95 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| 🥈 | pretty bouquet | 23,242 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #304 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #142 | sandwich of the gods | 18 |
| #115 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #787 | spade necklace | 9 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #63 | squamous polyp | 1 |
| 🥇 | stainless steel scarf | 225 |
| #59 | stainless steel shillelagh | 25 |
| #52 | stainless steel skullcap | 20 |
| #64 | stainless steel slacks | 20 |
| #10 | stainless steel solitaire | 39 |
| #40 | stainless steel suspenders | 38 |
| #124 | stick of "gum" | 15 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #1333 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #329 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 107 |
| #58 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1544 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #69 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #124 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |