| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #55 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 92 |
| 🥉 | Admiral's hat | 1 |
| #26 | Alice's Army booster box | 1 |
| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #20 | Boris's Helm | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #710 | CRIMBCO scrip | 180 |
| #77 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #8 | Clan shower | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #56 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #62 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #49 | Libram of Resolutions | 1 |
| #49 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #32 | Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit | 1 |
| #69 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #92 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #43 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #64 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #73 | Small Medium | 1 |
| #69 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #12 | Talisman of Bakula | 1 |
| #180 | The Cooler Out of Space | 17 |
| #9 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 2 |
| #8 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 2 |
| #15 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 2 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #25 | The Necbronomicon | 6 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #11 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #50 | a cute angel | 1 |
| #213 | bag of bones | 7 |
| #61 | banana supersucker | 15 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #46 | can of Rain-Doh | 1 |
| #54 | candy skeleton | 32 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #230 | chocolate cigar | 8 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #92 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #83 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #312 | floaty sand | 54 |
| #36 | fluid of fudge-finding | 11 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #177 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #71 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #209 | handful of numbers | 2 |
| #41 | hibernating robot reindeer | 1 |
| #52 | hideous egg | 26 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #23 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #72 | kumquat supersucker | 14 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #260 | licorice root | 25 |
| #71 | lime supersucker | 11 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #36 | lollipop stick | 1,671 |
| #23 | mirrored aviator shades | 2 |
| #75 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #125 | obnoxious riddle | 3 |
| #38 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #7 | origami pasties | 1 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #89 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #58 | pear supersucker | 13 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | plastic vampire fangs | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #271 | portable photocopier | 25 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #11 | pottery club | 2 |
| #13 | pottery hat | 2 |
| #12 | pottery shield | 2 |
| #12 | pottery training pants | 2 |
| #24 | pottery yo-yo | 2 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #20 | rock lobster | 1 |
| #10 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #91 | strawberry supersucker | 8 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #78 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |