Museum :: BoiRDee

BoiRDee

Rank	Item	Quantity
#640	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#105	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
#579	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#219	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#246	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#278	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#254	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#75	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	3
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#624	A. W. O. L. commendation	6
#159	ASCII shirt	15
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#105	Ambitious Turkey	3
#1322	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#1228	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#432	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#183	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	5
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#539	BGE merchandise order form	6
#566	BGE pocket calendar	1
#848	BGE shotglass	9
#455	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#51	BRICKO brick	13,860
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#60	BRICKO eye brick	1,555
#35	BRICKO hat	2
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#114	Baja sopapilla	7
#46	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	10
#1399	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	8
#43	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	43
#613	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#159	Bash-Ōs cereal	4
#299	Better Than Cuddling Cake	8
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#614	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#175	Blue Diamond of Honesty	3
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#370	Bonerdagon necklace	31
#184	Boozehounds Anonymous token	4
#899	Boss Bat bling	3
#60	Boss Bat britches	125
#830	Bulky Buddy Box	3
#282	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#249	C.H.U.M. knife	4
#255	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	4
#164	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	4
#175	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	4
#244	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
#251	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#718	CRIMBCO mug	14
#547	CRIMBCO wine	14
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#371	CRIMBCOLOAF	7
#446	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#120	Codpiece of the Goblin King	45
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#106	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	7
#175	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	7
#116	Cookbook of the Damned	4
#1370	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#160	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	6
#168	Corpse Island iced tea	31
#53	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	71
#101	Crimbo Credit	122
#760	Crimbo candied pecan	11
#717	Crimbo fudge	12
#55	Crimbo paste	2
#692	Crimbo peppermint bark	12
#143	Crimbo pie	23
#420	Crimbo salad	3
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#57	Crimbojito	7
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#260	Crimbonium fuel rod	4
#269	Crimbot battery	1
#258	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	10
#156	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	2
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#359	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	4
#376	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	3
#333	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	5
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#317	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	2
#378	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	3
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#308	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	6
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#1171	Crimboween memo	9
#2385	Crimbuck	11
#802	Crown of the Goblin King	31
#289	DNOTC Box	1
#11	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	3
#206	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#348	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	18
#924	Dolphin King's crown	4
#1258	Drowsy Sword	9
#1002	Dyspepsi grenade	8
#86	Eau de Guaneau	7
#271	Ecto-Cooler	4
#75	Elmley shades	16
#71	Ent cider	210
#758	FDKOL commendation	13
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#1090	Feynman gate	6
#77	Flaming Knob	1
#529	Frosty's frosty mug	2
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#227	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#153	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	7
#19	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	70
#51	Gnollish sangria	1
#64	Gnollish slotted spoon	30
#255	Go-Wassail	77
#887	Goodfella contract	3
#44	Grateful Undead T-shirt	12
#724	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#222	Green Clover of Justice	9
#226	Gummi-Gnauga	12
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#760	Heimandatz's heart	2
#613	Hell ramen	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#672	Hodgman's blanket	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#80	Ice Island Long Tea	1
#108	Imp Ale	2,435
#869	Instant Karma	3
#1116	Iron Beta of Industry	3
#72	Jack-in-the-box	60
#1286	Jocko Homo's head	1
#79	Kashmir sweater	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#516	Kissin' Cousins	2
#93	Knob Goblin elite shirt	93
#462	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#162	Knob pasty	3
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#730	Let Me Be!	2
#81	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#47	Loathing Legion knife	1
#317	Lockenstock™ sandals	6
#1913	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	9
#1177	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	4
#259	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#559	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#159	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	15
#235	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	14
#104	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	32
#237	Miniborg beeper	2
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#250	Miniborg laser	2
#276	Miniborg stomper	2
#259	Miniborg strangler	2
#127	Misty Cape	17
#195	Misty Cloak	7
#292	Misty Robe	3
#793	Mob Penguin cellular phone	19
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#189	Mr. Joe's bangles	8
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#633	NPZR chemistry set	1
#106	Nardz energy beverage	9
#208	Necrotelicomnicon	3
#335	New Zealand iced tea	3
#357	Newbiesport™ tent	4
#852	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	4
#385	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#741	Now and Earlier	1
#629	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#94	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#873	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#328	Orcish frat-paddle	8
#524	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#52	PB&BP	3
#72	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	2
#465	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
#162	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	7
#200	Professor What T-Shirt	2
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#212	Ralph IX cognac	1
#261	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#36	Red Rover BB gun	83
#11	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	60
#108	SPF 451 lip balm	21
#1073	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#679	Schrödinger's thermos	10
#926	Senior Mints	3
#212	Serenity trading card	1
#185	Sinful Desires	3
#264	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	3
#154	Sogg-Os	1
#713	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	7
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#560	Sugar Cog	2
#627	Summer Nights	2
#68	Super Weight-Gain 9000	3
#93	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	194
#94	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	203
#146	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	2
#112	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	167
#284	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	11
#33	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1
#67	Tequiz Navidad	2
#218	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#318	The Joy of Wassailing	11
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#219	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	1
#397	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	10
#834	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#840	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#1017	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#990	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	1
#1168	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	2
#1740	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#1381	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#1821	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#1307	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#956	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#2349	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#1274	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#1154	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#938	Travels with Jerry	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#83	Typical Tavern swill	163
#611	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
#702	Uncle Romulus	1
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#251	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#1191	Valentine	10
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#117	Vial of jus de larmes	1
#61	Vodka Matryoshka	2
#157	Wand of Nagamar	38
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#1632	Wint-O-Fresh mint	2
#381	Wolfman Nardz	2
#499	Workytime Tea	3
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#234	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	1
#220	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2
#62	Yellow Moon of Compassion	32
#617	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1172	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#189	Zombo's shield	1
#650	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	2
#125	abominable snowcone	191
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#129	all-purpose flower	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#436	ammonite fossil	10
#77	ancient Magi-Wipes	244
#64	ancient calendar fragment	4
#139	ancient frozen dinner	18
#152	ancient oil painting of yourself	1
#109	ancient poisoned dart	33
#90	ancient protein powder	114
#142	ancient spice	23
#850	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	7
#495	ancient vinyl coin purse	3
#53	angel-food cake	1
#680	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#250	antique bottle of cough syrup	2
#25	antique greaves	516
#43	antique hand mirror	413
#27	antique helmet	483
#126	antique packet of ketchup	18
#714	antique record album	2
#23	antique shield	506
#29	antique spear	537
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#22	asbestos apron	45
#769	aspirin	1
#1081	astronaut pants	5
#627	atomic vector plotter	4
#200	awful poetry journal	918
#183	babycakes	1
#193	baconstone	37
#186	baconstone earring	1
#32	bad vibroknife	1
#238	badass belt	150
#104	badass pie	1
#1719	bag of airline peanuts	2
#215	bag of bones	7
#367	bag of lard	3
#306	ball	21
#968	banana	2
#87	banana milkshake	1
#655	banana peel	1
#388	banana smoothie	1
#268	bananagate	26
#66	barbed-wire fence	140
#188	bargain flash powder	4
#109	bark rootbeer	6
#60	barskin cloak	2
#91	bat-ass leather jacket	2
#354	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
#565	bath ball gift set	9
#381	battered Crimbo Crate	30
#170	beaten-up Chucks	3
#293	bed of coals	3
#33	beer bomb	1,685
#787	beertini	1
#233	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#227	begpwnia	11
#430	beholed bedsheet	2
#89	bejeweled cufflinks	40
#32	bejeweled pledge pin	329
#489	belemnite fossil	8
#559	bi-lateral logic compressor	4
#224	big boom	6
#30	big bundle of chamoix	15
#366	bindlestocking	7
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#94	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#72	black cloak	6
#132	black lotus	1
#669	black snowcone	2
#268	black velvet box	1
#918	black-and-blue light	1
#138	blank diary	1
#379	blind-packed capsule toy	6
#217	blob of Alphredo™	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#45	blue class ring	105
#160	blue plastic baby	2
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#502	bone chips	24
#304	borg sock monkey	6
#770	bottle of Blank-Out	3
#150	bottle of Mystic Shell	6
#45	bottle of Old Pugilist	2
#75	bottle of antifreeze	11
#306	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#178	bottle of goofballs	116
#288	bottle of pirate juice	3
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#251	bottle of sewage schnapps	26
#388	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3
#317	bottled inspiration	1
#211	bouquet of circular saw blades	8
#436	bow	1
#93	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#403	bowl of fishysoisse	2
#165	bowl of mernudo	1
#135	bowler	1
#1054	box	1
#1834	box of sunshine	82
#363	boxed champagne	1
#1336	boxed wine	1
#316	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	4
#173	bread line	5
#1723	brick	8
#1007	brine	9
#128	briny vinegar	1
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#89	broken warbear gyrocopter	1
#123	bronze breastplate	16
#86	browser cookie	1
#80	buñuelos Jaliscos	8
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#489	buckyball	10
#333	bunch of bananas	12
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#210	bungle in the jungle	5
#256	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#185	calavera concertina	1
#735	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#70	can of Drooling Monk	1
#186	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	3
#68	can of Impetuous Scofflaw	1
#491	can of Red Minotaur	7
#238	can of spinach	9
#164	can of starch	1
#172	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	44
#175	candied bolts	6
#425	candied nuts	4
#57	candied yam pinky ring	1
#273	candied yams	32
#620	candy brain	3
#949	candy cane	37
#471	candy kneecapping stick	5
#1029	candy knuckles	3
#1096	candy stake	6
#1199	canteen of wine	10
#97	caret	2
#508	cement sandals	2
#88	chakra malt	2
#107	chakra sludge	11
#275	cheap cigar butt	6
#844	cheap elven gloves	4
#1514	cheap plastic bottle opener	2
#699	cheap toaster	3
#21	cheerful Crimbo sweater	6
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#19	chintzy noodle ring	204
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#370	chintzy seal pendant	2
#95	chintzy turtle brooch	12
#147	choco-Crimbot	10
#54	chocolate box	2
#382	chocolate cigar	4
#715	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#136	chocolate pasta spoon	5
#249	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	8
#580	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#696	chunk of depleted Grimacite	13
#58	cigarette lighter	41
#663	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#44	clockwork trench coat	2
#1795	clown hammer	1
#203	clownskin harness	1
#187	club necklace	27
#62	club sandwich	9
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#177	coconut bikini top	1
#481	colorful plastic ball	11
#529	comfy coffin	2
#361	commemorative war stein	61
#319	communal gobstopper	3
#300	computronic processing unit	11
#383	concentrated garbage juice	2
#95	congratulatory cake	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#458	cookie cookie	2
#438	corncob pipe	2
#29	corned-beef Reuben	138
#206	corpse on the beach	25
#100	corpsebite	3
#275	corpsedriver	18
#338	corpsetini	15
#633	corrupted data	5
#316	cranberry schnapps	2
#115	crumbling rat skull	5
#23	crystal belt buckle	1
#125	crystal skeleton vodka	1
#260	crystallized memory	1
#358	cup of infinite pencils	3
#269	cyborg doll	7
#286	cyborg stompin' boot	6
#1026	daisy	1
#427	deadly lampshade	2
#57	deadly nightshade	1
#271	decaying goldfish liver	21
#139	decent brain	51
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#1686	delicious salad	2
#383	deluxe fax machine	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#42	dented spoon	83
#378	depantsing bomb	6
#206	designer handbag	13
#43	deviled egg	23
#141	diamond necklace	30
#1019	dill	20
#1013	doll house	3
#332	dollhive	29
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#211	double daisy	2
#129	double-barreled sling	8
#467	drop of water-37	1
#104	drywall axe	113
#525	duck-on-a-string	4
#7	duct tape shirt	73
#582	dusty Crimbo crate	19
#85	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	15
#81	easter egg balloon	137
#506	eggnog	35
#137	electrical thingamabob	106
#981	elven limbos gingerbread	10
#343	elven cellocello	36
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#972	elven socks	3
#551	elven suicide capsule	29
#132	enchanted handwarmer	1
#1085	encoder ring	2
#719	ennui-flavored potato chips	19
#12	epic cluster	2
#280	evil googly eye	15
#670	evil teddy bear	19
#74	exactly-three-shaped box	1
#145	exotic orchid	1
#1772	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#591	extra-greasy slider	2
#54	facsimile dictionary	118
#1986	fake fake vomit	1
#1633	fake hand	2
#512	fake plastic grass	3
#138	fancy beef jerky	1
#1146	fancy but probably evil chocolate	5
#1829	fancy chocolate	2
#410	fancy chocolate car	7
#2035	fancy dress ball	2
#111	fancy opera glasses	35
#200	fancy seashell necklace	81
#211	fat stacks of cash	70
#140	fat wallet	4
#2007	felt	2
#969	festive holiday hat	3
#170	fez of etymology	2
#126	filet of The Fish	1
#296	filth-encrusted futon	3
#657	fire	8
#179	[2426]fire flower	6
#189	fishelada	1
#167	flan del mar	5
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#173	flask flops	1
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#557	floaty sand	17
#26	floral print shirt	14
#82	flowing hippy skirt	14
#143	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#274	foam noodle	4
#121	foreign box	1
#206	fossilized bat skull	3
#611	fossilized limb	7
#310	fossilized serpent skull	2
#547	fossilized spike	5
#326	fossilized spine	5
#593	fossilized torso	4
#578	fossilized wing	3
#371	fossilized wyrm skull	1
#175	frayed rope belt	8
#216	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	1
#1461	friendly cheez blob	1
#93	frigid mote	8
#42	frilly shirt	12
#369	frozen Mob Penguin	3
#521	frozen banquet	3
#785	fruitcake	27
#84	fruity girl swill	3
#379	fudge bunny	1
#197	fudge cube	1
#614	fudge lily	4
#259	fudge spork	1
#711	fudgecule	513
#87	funky dried mushroom	132
#121	garish pinky ring	33
#242	gator skin	32
#121	gauze hammock	1
#1177	ghost cucumber	19
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#125	ghost toga	1
#108	ghostly pickling solution	1
#83	giant designer sunglasses	47
#138	giant discarded bottlecap	36
#139	giant discarded plastic fork	59
#83	giant discarded torn-up glove	44
#313	giant foam finger	6
#26	giant gym membership card	68
#89	giant pinky ring	140
#78	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#150	gift-a-pult	3
#82	gilded lily	1
#1073	gingerbread bugbear	19
#1070	gingerbread horror	6
#307	gingerbread house	2
#938	gingerbread mutant bugbear	5
#634	gingerbread robot	2
#211	gingham blouse	1
#89	glass gnoll eye	1
#203	glass of bourbon	1
#725	gloomy black mushroom	4
#132	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	2
#102	gnauga hide vest	1
#692	golden ring	40
#167	golden twig	1
#207	good brain	106
#2657	googly eye	1
#63	goth kid t-shirt	94
#171	government cheese	15
#1202	gray bow tie	2
#882	green balloon	1
#897	green candy heart	3
#250	green candygram	1
#243	green drunki-bear	1
#304	green gummi ingot	112
#119	grue egg	149
#735	grue egg omelette	1
#11	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	53
#42	grungy flannel shirt	17
#68	gummi bowtie	1
#278	guy made of bee pollen	11
#442	gyroscope	6
#99	half-melted spoon	1
#90	hambrosier	2
#184	hamethyst	40
#198	hamethyst earring	1
#328	hamethyst necklace	1
#138	hand grenegg	1
#644	handful of confetti	64
#124	handful of crafty noodles	4
#396	handful of numbers	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#132	hardened slime belt	1
#150	hardened slime hat	1
#53	harem girl t-shirt	23
#84	haunted battery	10
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#731	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	2
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#765	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	2
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#214	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#1057	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#402	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#956	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	3
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#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
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#89	tiny plastic accordion thief	31
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#1360	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
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#1368	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
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#1117	tiny plastic cavebugbear	2
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#94	tiny plastic disco bandit	33
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#1130	tiny plastic fire servant	1
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#1346	tiny plastic moneybee	1
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#1037	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
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#171	tiny plastic seal clubber	20
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#93	tropical swill	2
#681	tropical wrapping paper	2
#135	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	2
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#113	turtlemail hauberk	1
#183	tuxedo shirt	1
#1443	twitching claw	2
#82	twitching trigger finger	1
#134	unidentified drink	5
#259	unidentified jerky	50
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#998	vinegar	21
#388	vitachoconutriment capsule	14
#139	volcanic ash	53
#602	voodoo snuff	1
#40	wad of slimy rags	36
#329	warbear accoutrements chunk	2
#293	warbear battery	8
#50	warbear bearserker potion	36
#308	warbear drone assembler	1
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🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#91	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	13
#35	warbear liquid overcoat	57
#39	warbear wardance potion	48
#306	warbear whosit	407
#13	water pipe bomb	11,070
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#833	white candy heart	5
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#91	white chocolate and tomato pizza	32
#166	white hat hacker T-shirt	8
#64	white snakeskin duster	2
#1933	whoopie cushion	1
#58	wine-soaked bone chips	16
#687	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	22
#101	wolf mask	512
#408	wolfman mask	15
#149	wool hat	15
#298	worthless trinket	14
#177	yak anorak	1
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#399	yellow candygram	1
#231	yellow drunki-bear	1
#297	yellow gummi ingot	112
#665	yo	13
#600	yo-yo	47

Wow, that's 238,992 items total!

what items are this player missing?