#640 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
#113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
#106 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
#577 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 2 |
#220 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 1 |
#248 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
#280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
#257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
#224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
#77 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 3 |
#226 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
#624 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 6 |
#159 | ASCII shirt | 15 |
#414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
#104 | Ambitious Turkey | 3 |
#1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
#392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
#1225 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
#431 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 4 |
#27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
#182 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 5 |
#480 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
#541 | BGE merchandise order form | 6 |
#564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
#846 | BGE shotglass | 9 |
#454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
#29 | BRICKO airship | 1 |
#50 | BRICKO brick | 13,860 |
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#47 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
#61 | BRICKO eye brick | 1,555 |
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#64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
#33 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
#39 | BRICKO python | 1 |
#62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
#110 | Baja sopapilla | 7 |
#46 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 10 |
#1397 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
#44 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 43 |
#615 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 1 |
#159 | Bash-ÅŒs cereal | 4 |
#299 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 8 |
#883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
#613 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 2 |
#46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
#172 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 3 |
🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
#371 | Bonerdagon necklace | 31 |
#184 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 4 |
#900 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
#59 | Boss Bat britches | 125 |
#829 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
#282 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 2 |
🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
#249 | C.H.U.M. knife | 4 |
#255 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 4 |
#165 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 4 |
#176 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
#245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
#252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
#529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
#717 | CRIMBCO mug | 14 |
#547 | CRIMBCO wine | 14 |
#1223 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
#371 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
#445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
#51 | ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off) | 1 |
#287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
#282 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
#122 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 45 |
#1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
#105 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 7 |
#176 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 7 |
#116 | Cookbook of the Damned | 4 |
#1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
#161 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 6 |
#168 | Corpse Island iced tea | 31 |
#52 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 71 |
#101 | Crimbo Credit | 122 |
#757 | Crimbo candied pecan | 11 |
#717 | Crimbo fudge | 12 |
#53 | Crimbo paste | 2 |
#691 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 12 |
#141 | Crimbo pie | 23 |
#419 | Crimbo salad | 3 |
#650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#56 | Crimbojito | 7 |
#53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#258 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 4 |
#269 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
#258 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 10 |
#154 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 2 |
#260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
#247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
#359 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 4 |
#376 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 3 |
#332 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 5 |
#217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
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#378 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 3 |
#367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
#307 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 6 |
#254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
#1171 | Crimboween memo | 9 |
#2379 | Crimbuck | 11 |
#801 | Crown of the Goblin King | 31 |
#287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
#11 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 3 |
#205 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 3 |
🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
#532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
#347 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 18 |
#923 | Dolphin King's crown | 4 |
#1258 | Drowsy Sword | 9 |
#1003 | Dyspepsi grenade | 8 |
#86 | Eau de Guaneau | 7 |
#271 | Ecto-Cooler | 4 |
#75 | Elmley shades | 16 |
#71 | Ent cider | 210 |
#760 | FDKOL commendation | 13 |
#520 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
#1091 | Feynman gate | 6 |
#76 | Flaming Knob | 1 |
#528 | Frosty's frosty mug | 2 |
#16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
#226 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 3 |
#248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
#277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
#153 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 7 |
#18 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 70 |
#51 | Gnollish sangria | 1 |
#64 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 30 |
#254 | Go-Wassail | 77 |
#886 | Goodfella contract | 3 |
#45 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 12 |
#725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
#221 | Green Clover of Justice | 9 |
#227 | Gummi-Gnauga | 12 |
#680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
#757 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
#613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
#88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
#668 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
#129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
#80 | Ice Island Long Tea | 1 |
#107 | Imp Ale | 2,435 |
#870 | Instant Karma | 3 |
#1114 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
#74 | Jack-in-the-box | 59 |
#1283 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
#78 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
#127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
#110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
#515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
#94 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 93 |
#462 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 2 |
#161 | Knob pasty | 3 |
#228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
#729 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
#83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
#47 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
#318 | Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals | 6 |
#1908 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 9 |
#1177 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 4 |
#258 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
#560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
#159 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 15 |
#235 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 14 |
#104 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 32 |
#236 | Miniborg beeper | 2 |
#362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
#250 | Miniborg laser | 2 |
#275 | Miniborg stomper | 2 |
#259 | Miniborg strangler | 2 |
#126 | Misty Cape | 17 |
#194 | Misty Cloak | 7 |
#291 | Misty Robe | 3 |
#792 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 19 |
#171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
#189 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 8 |
#182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
#632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
#106 | Nardz energy beverage | 9 |
#208 | Necrotelicomnicon | 3 |
#336 | New Zealand iced tea | 3 |
#353 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 4 |
#850 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 4 |
#385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
#741 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
#626 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
#93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
#869 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
#328 | Orcish frat-paddle | 8 |
#525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
#187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
#194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
#52 | PB&BP | 3 |
#72 | Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | 2 |
#464 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
#163 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 7 |
#200 | Professor What T-Shirt | 2 |
#232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
#282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
#211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
#260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
#36 | Red Rover BB gun | 83 |
#11 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 60 |
#107 | SPF 451 lip balm | 21 |
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#928 | Senior Mints | 3 |
#210 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
#185 | Sinful Desires | 3 |
#261 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 3 |
#152 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
#712 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 7 |
🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
#561 | Sugar Cog | 2 |
#627 | Summer Nights | 2 |
#67 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 3 |
#93 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 194 |
#93 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 203 |
#145 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 2 |
#112 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 167 |
#285 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 11 |
#33 | Tea, Earl Grey, Hot | 1 |
#65 | Tequiz Navidad | 2 |
#217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
#318 | The Joy of Wassailing | 11 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#217 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 1 |
#396 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 10 |
#832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
#1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
#835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
#1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
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#1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
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#262 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
#625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
#1296 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
#952 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
#2343 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
#1262 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
#1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
#936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
#83 | Typical Tavern swill | 163 |
#611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
#701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
#200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
#249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
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#228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
#183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
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#381 | Wolfman Nardz | 2 |
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#232 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
#220 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 2 |
#62 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 32 |
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#1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
#187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
#650 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
#125 | abominable snowcone | 191 |
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#129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
#436 | ammonite fossil | 10 |
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#63 | ancient calendar fragment | 4 |
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🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
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🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
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#32 | bejeweled pledge pin | 329 |
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#924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
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🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
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#124 | bronze breastplate | 16 |
#83 | browser cookie | 1 |
#74 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 8 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#488 | buckyball | 10 |
#333 | bunch of bananas | 12 |
#35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
#208 | bungle in the jungle | 5 |
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#185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
#737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
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#88 | chakra malt | 2 |
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#21 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 6 |
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#544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
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#137 | chocolate pasta spoon | 5 |
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#696 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 13 |
#58 | cigarette lighter | 41 |
#662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
#44 | clockwork trench coat | 2 |
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#202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
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#31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
#176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
#481 | colorful plastic ball | 11 |
#529 | comfy coffin | 2 |
#359 | commemorative war stein | 61 |
#318 | communal gobstopper | 3 |
#300 | computronic processing unit | 11 |
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#95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
#456 | cookie cookie | 2 |
#437 | corncob pipe | 2 |
#28 | corned-beef Reuben | 138 |
#206 | corpse on the beach | 25 |
#100 | corpsebite | 3 |
#275 | corpsedriver | 18 |
#337 | corpsetini | 15 |
#632 | corrupted data | 5 |
#316 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
#116 | crumbling rat skull | 5 |
#22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
#126 | crystal skeleton vodka | 1 |
#262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
#357 | cup of infinite pencils | 3 |
#269 | cyborg doll | 7 |
#286 | cyborg stompin' boot | 6 |
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#427 | deadly lampshade | 2 |
#57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
#271 | decaying goldfish liver | 21 |
#138 | decent brain | 51 |
#618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
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#384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
#164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
#42 | dented spoon | 83 |
#378 | depantsing bomb | 6 |
#232 | designer handbag | 12 |
#43 | deviled egg | 23 |
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#1019 | dill | 20 |
#1012 | doll house | 3 |
#332 | dollhive | 29 |
#656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
#211 | double daisy | 2 |
#130 | double-barreled sling | 8 |
#465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
#104 | drywall axe | 113 |
#525 | duck-on-a-string | 4 |
#7 | duct tape shirt | 73 |
#581 | dusty Crimbo crate | 19 |
#85 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 15 |
#81 | easter egg balloon | 137 |
#506 | eggnog | 35 |
#137 | electrical thingamabob | 106 |
#981 | elven limbos gingerbread | 10 |
#343 | elven cellocello | 36 |
#1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
#971 | elven socks | 3 |
#550 | elven suicide capsule | 29 |
#132 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
#1086 | encoder ring | 2 |
#777 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 13 |
#12 | epic cluster | 2 |
#280 | evil googly eye | 15 |
#670 | evil teddy bear | 19 |
#74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
#145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
#1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
#588 | extra-greasy slider | 2 |
#55 | facsimile dictionary | 118 |
#1987 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
#1635 | fake hand | 2 |
#513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
#138 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
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#411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
#2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
#111 | fancy opera glasses | 35 |
#200 | fancy seashell necklace | 81 |
#213 | fat stacks of cash | 70 |
#140 | fat wallet | 4 |
#2007 | felt | 2 |
#968 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
#170 | fez of etymology | 2 |
#125 | filet of The Fish | 1 |
#296 | filth-encrusted futon | 3 |
#652 | fire | 8 |
#179 | [2426]fire flower | 6 |
#188 | fishelada | 1 |
#165 | flan del mar | 5 |
#838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
#173 | flask flops | 1 |
#164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
#557 | floaty sand | 17 |
#26 | floral print shirt | 14 |
#81 | flowing hippy skirt | 14 |
#143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
#274 | foam noodle | 4 |
#121 | foreign box | 1 |
#206 | fossilized bat skull | 3 |
#612 | fossilized limb | 7 |
#309 | fossilized serpent skull | 2 |
#547 | fossilized spike | 5 |
#325 | fossilized spine | 5 |
#593 | fossilized torso | 4 |
#578 | fossilized wing | 3 |
#371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
#175 | frayed rope belt | 8 |
#215 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 1 |
#1451 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
#93 | frigid mote | 8 |
#42 | frilly shirt | 12 |
#370 | frozen Mob Penguin | 3 |
#519 | frozen banquet | 3 |
#785 | fruitcake | 27 |
#85 | fruity girl swill | 3 |
#377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
#197 | fudge cube | 1 |
#613 | fudge lily | 4 |
#259 | fudge spork | 1 |
#711 | fudgecule | 513 |
#87 | funky dried mushroom | 132 |
#122 | garish pinky ring | 33 |
#242 | gator skin | 32 |
#121 | gauze hammock | 1 |
#1177 | ghost cucumber | 19 |
#551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
#122 | ghost toga | 1 |
#108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
#84 | giant designer sunglasses | 47 |
#135 | giant discarded bottlecap | 36 |
#139 | giant discarded plastic fork | 59 |
#83 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 44 |
#313 | giant foam finger | 6 |
#24 | giant gym membership card | 68 |
#89 | giant pinky ring | 140 |
#78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
#150 | gift-a-pult | 3 |
#82 | gilded lily | 1 |
#1071 | gingerbread bugbear | 19 |
#1069 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
#307 | gingerbread house | 2 |
#939 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
#634 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
#209 | gingham blouse | 1 |
#89 | glass gnoll eye | 1 |
#201 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
#723 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
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