Museum :: Deeliteful

Deeliteful

Rank	Item	Quantity
#113	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#71	1.21 jigawatts	2
#759	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	4
#1428	2-ball	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1017	30669 scroll	1
#987	33398 scroll	3
#934	334 scroll	1
#1475	4-ball	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#785	6-ball	4
#682	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	2
#1116	7-ball	2
#1424	8-ball	6
#626	9-ball	1
#33	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	5
#569	ASCII shirt	2
#8	Alice's Army booster box	2
#1379	Angry Farmer candy	13
#786	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#237	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	4
#108	BGE merchandise order form	38
#240	BGE pocket calendar	3
#574	BGE shotglass	12
#308	BGE temporary tattoo	3
#316	BGE tiny plastic toy	4
#270	BRAINS shorts	3
#49	BRICKO bat	1
#47	BRICKO elephant	1
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#33	BRICKO octopus	1
#60	BRICKO ooze	1
#49	BRICKO oyster	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#39	BRICKO python	1
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#2032	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	5
#369	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	6
#456	Better Than Cuddling Cake	4
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#814	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#199	Blood Light	22
#424	Bone's Farm "wine"	3
#424	Boris's key lime pie	1
#668	Boris's ring	2
#1056	Bulky Buddy Box	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#264	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#509	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#156	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	4
#115	CRIMBCO lanyard	5
#533	CRIMBCO mug	21
#1702	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#402	CRIMBCO wine	19
#1223	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#1189	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#91	Chester's sunglasses	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#1731	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#696	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	2
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#551	Cold Hots candy	8
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#344	Corpse Island iced tea	15
#1481	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#837	Crimbo candied pecan	9
#583	Crimbo fudge	17
#732	Crimbo peppermint bark	11
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#81	Crimbo wreath	7
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#128	Crimboween memo	63
#2887	Crown of the Goblin King	4
#168	Daffy Taffy	209
#435	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	14
#291	Disco 'Fro Pick	9
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#191	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	19
#168	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	78
#100	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	19
#923	Dolphin King's crown	4
#738	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	4
#2741	Drowsy Sword	1
#1391	Dyspepsi grenade	3
#1671	Dyspepsi-Cola	6
#904	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	2
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#581	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#210	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#74	Elvish delight	7
#875	Ent cider	3
#860	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
#375	Feynman gate	29
🥇	French slippers	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#552	Gnollish flyswatter	3
#595	Gnollish pie server	1
#673	Gnollish pie tin	1
#452	Gnollish plunger	4
#424	Gnollish slotted spoon	3
#399	Gummi-Gnauga	5
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#260	Hollandaise helmet	14
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#678	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1146	Imp Ale	37
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#1285	Jocko Homo's head	1
#627	Jolly Roger charrrm	3
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#721	Knob Goblin elite helm	3
#714	Knob Goblin elite pants	3
#623	Knob Goblin elite polearm	4
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#781	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
#672	Knob Goblin harem veil	3
#462	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#458	Knob Goblin perfume	5
#849	Knob Goblin scimitar	3
#397	Knob Goblin seltzer	26
#230	Knob Goblin superseltzer	33
#1118	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#234	Knoll shroomkabob	6
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#238	LED block	6
🥇	LWA ring	1
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#47	Loathing Legion knife	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#671	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	13
#577	M-242	10
#186	Mad Train wine	596
#308	Mae West	1
#263	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#961	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	6
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#491	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	2
#403	Meat detector	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#231	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	7
#689	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	4
#386	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	113
#185	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	2
#236	Miniborg beeper	2
#223	Miniborg hiveminder	2
#250	Miniborg laser	2
#275	Miniborg stomper	2
#259	Miniborg strangler	2
#1759	Mob Penguin cellular phone	3
#450	Mohawk wig	14
#660	Mountain Stream soda	10
#422	Mr. Mediocrebar	128
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#403	Now and Earlier	7
#615	Orcish cargo shorts	2
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#613	PADL Phone	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#476	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	2
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#776	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#892	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#887	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#130	Rattlin' Chains	1
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#398	Rock Pops	131
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#556	Senior Mints	8
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#566	Snow Queen Crown	2
#29	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	2
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#138	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	31
#454	Steal This Candy	3
#388	Sugar Cog	5
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#555	Supernova Champagne	3
#119	Sweet Sword	1
#480	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	6
#1434	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	8
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#352	The Joy of Wassailing	10
#85	The Lost Glasses	1
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#101	The Ring	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#542	Tuesday's ruby	2
#143	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	8
#647	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	10
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#23	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#606	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	2
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#47	V for Vivala mask	1
#803	Valentine	20
#273	Valentine's Day cake	2
#118	Venus flytrap	2
#1000	Wand of Nagamar	2
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#1548	Wint-O-Fresh mint	3
#499	Workytime Tea	3
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#256	Yummy Tummy bean	818
#292	Ze™ goggles	1
#18	a cute angel	2
#707	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#217	abominable snowcone	89
#801	acid-squirting flower	2
#664	acoustic guitarrr	3
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#276	alphabet gum	6
#81	ammonite candy mold	2
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#548	amulet of extreme plot significance	18
#397	ancient frozen dinner	4
#533	ancient spice	1
#251	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	19
#53	angel-food cake	1
#678	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#1882	anniversary gift box	2
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#580	antique hand mirror	2
#896	antique helmet	1
#743	antique shield	2
#692	antique spear	3
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#288	arrow'd heart balloon	2
#678	arrrgyle socks	2
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#801	asbestos ore	4
#788	asparagus knife	3
#1082	astronaut pants	5
#430	atomic vector plotter	9
#1922	awful poetry journal	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#517	bacon bath ball	1
#2045	baconstone	2
#85	baconstone earring	2
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#4408	badass belt	7
#133	badger badge	1
#177	balaclava	5
#550	ball	11
#97	ball-in-a-cup	2
#305	balloon helmet	1
#496	balloon monkey	3
#105	balloon shield	1
#311	balloon sword	1
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#337	banana cream pie	1
#221	banana daiquiri	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#574	banana-frosted king cake	4
#969	bananagate	1
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#1236	bar skin	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#808	barrrnacle	15
#367	barskin hat	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#215	bat wing kabob	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#276	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	6
#783	batblade	1
#350	bath ball gift set	14
#720	battered Crimbo Crate	11
#190	bazookafish bubble gum	12
#138	beer basted brat	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#671	beer helmet	1
#286	beertini	7
#164	begpwnia	32
#42	beholed bedsheet	13
#955	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#338	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#41	bezoar ring	1
#390	bi-lateral logic compressor	9
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#774	big red clown nose	3
#801	bilge wine	1
#224	bindlestocking	12
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#878	bit of clingfilm	4
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#1379	black paisley oyster egg	3
#1131	black plastic oyster egg	3
#1489	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#633	black pudding	1
#667	black shield	1
#1902	black striped oyster egg	2
#726	black sword	1
#676	black-and-blue light	17
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#47	blank fudge mold	13
#115	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	42
#744	bloody beer	4
#615	bloody clown pants	5
#367	bloody mary	4
#1329	blue paisley oyster egg	3
#694	blue plasma ball	15
#1291	blue plastic oyster egg	3
#1001	blue polka-dot oyster egg	4
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#1368	blue striped oyster egg	3
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#320	blue-frosted astral cupcake	3
#459	blueberry-frosted king cake	2
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#241	boilermaker	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#434	borg sock monkey	4
#677	bottle of Blank-Out	5
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#473	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	7
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#458	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#486	bottle of bubbles	13
#2730	bottle of goofballs	6
#409	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#316	bottle of popskull	6
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#859	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	2
#332	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#485	bouquet of circular saw blades	2
#1233	box of sunshine	171
#247	brains casserole	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#33	breaded beer	10
#231	breath mint	1
#2052	brick	4
#501	broken sword	2
#434	bronze breastplate	2
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#616	bubblewrap ore	1
#740	bubbly potion	4
#924	buckyball	4
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#894	bugbear bungguard	2
#497	bullet-proof corduroys	2
#350	bum cheek	49
#375	buoybottoms	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#1327	can of Binarrrca	4
#737	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#546	can of fake snow	1
#131	can of franks 'n' beans	2
#402	can of maces	2
#591	can of spinach	3
#2395	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2
#386	candied kobold	8
#1129	candied yams	7
#489	candy brain	5
#1863	candy cane	14
#110	candy cornucopia	1
#124	candy kneecapping stick	14
#127	candy knuckles	14
#321	candy stake	17
#44	cane-mail pants	1
#31	cane-mail shirt	1
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#459	capacitor relay	24
#342	carbon nanotube frame	35
#172	cardboard katana	3
#521	cardboard wakizashi	2
#526	carob chunk cookies	2
#376	carob chunk noodles	4
#809	cast	5
#216	catgut taco	1
#88	cement sandals	9
#1706	chaos butterfly	1
#1089	cheap elven gloves	2
#473	cheap plastic bottle opener	14
#616	cheap studded belt	18
#997	cheap toaster	2
#272	cherry pie	1
#258	chintzy disco ball pendant	3
#507	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#72	chitinous pod	1
#285	chocolate bath ball	3
#430	chocolate cigar	3
#520	chocolate filthy lucre	4
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#596	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	2
#823	chopsticks	1
#301	chorizo brownies	6
#420	chorizo taco	7
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#1565	chunk of depleted Grimacite	3
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#1146	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#1797	clown hammer	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#817	clown skin	1
#436	club necklace	15
#1222	cocoa egg	1
#41	coconut bikini top	7
#183	cog and sprocket assembly	2
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#420	computronic processing unit	8
#239	concentrated magicalness pill	9
#95	congratulatory cake	1
#91	container of Spooky Putty	1
#169	cool mushroom casserole	1
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#558	cool whip	3
#524	corn holder	1
#849	cornuthaum	1
#468	corpse on the beach	11
#326	corpsedriver	15
#421	corpsetini	12
#362	costume sword	1
#209	cranberry schnapps	3
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#433	cream pie	1
#569	cream stout	1
#541	crowbarrr	2
#403	curmudgel	1
#417	cyborg doll	4
#75	cyborg stompin' boot	12
#1025	daisy	1
#318	dance card	5
#962	dark potion	1
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#628	decorative fountain	3
#444	dehydrated caviar	6
#85	delicious salad	391
#188	deluxe fax machine	2
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#591	deodorant	1
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#452	desiccated apricot	8
#198	diamond necklace	25
#1065	diamond-studded cane	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#947	dill	25
#209	dingy planks	1
#119	dirty hobo gloves	237
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#887	disco ball	19
#812	disco mask	19
#615	disintegrating quill pen	4
#417	disintegrating sheet music	2
#582	distilled fortified wine	3
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1718	disturbing fanfic	2
#772	doll house	5
#1066	dollhive	4
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#237	dope wheels	3
#549	draggin' ball hat	7
#373	dreadlock whip	1
#763	drum machine	1
#1505	drywall axe	3
#656	duck-on-a-string	3
#2324	duct tape	1
#256	duct tape wallet	1
#949	dusty Crimbo crate	7
#90	dusty animal cranium	4
#144	dusty animal jawbone	2
#197	dusty animal pelvis	2
#87	dusty animal skull	1
#181	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	2
#313	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	1
#205	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	2
#209	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	2
#291	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
#196	dusty first cervical vertebra	2
#284	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
#83	dusty first thoracic vertebra	5
#278	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
#143	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	3
#319	dusty left clavicle	1
#290	dusty left first front claw	1
#323	dusty left first rear claw	1
#302	dusty left first rib	1
#61	dusty left fourth front claw	6
#311	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
#190	dusty left kneecap	2
#200	dusty left radius	2
#200	dusty left second front claw	2
#192	dusty left second rear claw	2
#199	dusty left second rib	2
#109	dusty left seventh rib	4
#189	dusty left third rear claw	2
#312	dusty left tibia	1
#308	dusty left twelfth rib	1
#131	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	3
#179	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	2
#310	dusty right eighth rib	1
#209	dusty right fifth rib	2
#296	dusty right first rear claw	1
#184	dusty right first rib	2
#293	dusty right fourth rear claw	1
#320	dusty right humerus	1
#196	dusty right kneecap	2
#287	dusty right radius	1
#197	dusty right second rear claw	2
#136	dusty right third front claw	3
#187	dusty right third rib	2
#307	dusty right thumb	1
#141	dusty right tibia	3
#195	dusty right twelfth rib	2
#301	dusty right ulna	1
#310	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
#291	dusty second caudal vertebra	1
#296	dusty second thoracic vertebra	1
#309	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	1
#182	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	2
#293	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1
#188	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	2
#287	dusty third lumbar vertebra	1
#611	eXtreme mittens	3
#670	eXtreme scarf	2
#3267	easter egg balloon	4
#337	eggbeater	1
#1354	eggnog	8
#1589	elven limbos gingerbread	2
#71	elven cellocello	100
#1393	elven moonshine	2
#855	elven socks	4
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#324	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
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#112	turtlemail hauberk	1
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#667	vampire collar	1
#1146	vampire duck-on-a-string	6
#47	vampire pearl earring	1
#36	velcro boots	1
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#67	vial of baconstone juice	1
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#814	viking helmet	3
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#164	vitachoconutriment capsule	28
#430	vodka and cranberry	3
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#941	water pipe bomb	1
#780	wheel	4
#387	whiskey and cola	4
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#316	white Canadian	10
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#602	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
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#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
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#230	yellow drunki-bear	1
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#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
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#733	yeti fur	80
#1428	yo	4
#925	yo-yo	22
#606	yohohoyo	1

Wow, that's 67,102 items total!

what items are this player missing?