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#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
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#711.21 jigawatts2
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#32A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 55
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#8Alice's Army booster box2
#1377Angry Farmer candy13
#787Asleep in the Cemetery2
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
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#108BGE merchandise order form38
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#270BRAINS shorts3
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#2033Baron von Ratsworth's monocle5
#369Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler6
#456Better Than Cuddling Cake4
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#748Blackfly Chardonnay1
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#199Blood Light22
#424Bone's Farm "wine"3
#423Boris's key lime pie1
#668Boris's ring2
#1057Bulky Buddy Box2
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#399C.H.U.M. knife2
#582CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)2
#263CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)3
#508CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)2
#467CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)2
#155CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)4
#115CRIMBCO lanyard5
#533CRIMBCO mug21
#1700CRIMBCO scrip5
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#550Cold Hots candy8
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#331Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket2
#344Corpse Island iced tea15
#1483Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
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#732Crimbo peppermint bark11
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#81Crimbo wreath7
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#128Crimboween memo63
#2889Crown of the Goblin King4
#168Daffy Taffy209
#436Dickory Farms Gift Basket14
#290Disco 'Fro Pick9
#454Disco Banjo1
#191Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment19
#168Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir78
#100Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm19
#923Dolphin King's crown4
#738Dr. Hobo's scalpel4
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#1391Dyspepsi grenade3
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#956Dyspepsi-Cola shield2
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#92Earring of Fire1
#423Eau de Guaneau1
#477Ecto-Cooler1
#498Elfin shortbread1
#211Elron's Explosive Etude1
#74Elvish delight7
#875Ent cider3
#861Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots2
#374Feynman gate29
🥇French slippers1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#215Frosty's old silk hat1
#248Fudgie Roll1
#186Gnollish autoplunger1
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#425Gnollish slotted spoon3
#398Gummi-Gnauga5
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
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#95Hodgman's harmonica1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
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#65Hodgman's lucky sock1
#145Hodgman's porkpie hat1
#97Hodgman's varcolac paw1
#262Hollandaise helmet14
#61Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace1
#95Ice-Cold Beer Ring1
#55Ice-Cold Beerring1
#679Iiti Kitty phone charm1
#1146Imp Ale37
#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#396Jarlsberg's key lime pie1
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#627Jolly Roger charrrm3
#73Kentucky-fried meat sword1
#127Kevlar balloon1
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#723Knob Goblin elite helm3
#714Knob Goblin elite pants3
#624Knob Goblin elite polearm4
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#673Knob Goblin harem veil3
#463Knob Goblin lunchbox2
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#1046Knob Goblin pants1
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#849Knob Goblin scimitar3
#397Knob Goblin seltzer26
#230Knob Goblin superseltzer33
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#122Knob sausage stir-fry1
#130Knob shroomkabob1
#234Knoll shroomkabob6
🥈LARP membership card1
#238LED block6
🥇LWA ring1
#112Libram of Love Songs1
#47Loathing Legion knife1
#525Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals1
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#670Loudmouth Larry Lamprey13
#578M-24210
#186Mad Train wine596
#308Mae West1
#261Mae West with a fly in it1
#961MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech6
#694Maxwell's Silver Hammer1
#491McMillicancuddy's Special Lager2
#403Meat detector1
#1110Meleegraâ„¢ pills1
#231Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses7
#689Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler4
#386Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub113
#185Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot2
#237Miniborg beeper2
#223Miniborg hiveminder2
#250Miniborg laser2
#276Miniborg stomper2
#259Miniborg strangler2
#1758Mob Penguin cellular phone3
#452Mohawk wig14
#659Mountain Stream soda10
#421Mr. Mediocrebar128
#71Mudflap-Girl Earring1
#65Mudflap-Girl Necklace1
#85Mudflap-Girl Ring1
#182Mylar balloon1
#85Nose Ring of Putrescence1
#402Now and Earlier7
#615Orcish cargo shorts2
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#194Oscus's pelt1
#612PADL Phone1
#66Pendant of Fire1
#476Pick-O-Matic lockpicks2
#880Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#888Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#266Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit1
#63Putrid Pendant1
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#130Rattlin' Chains1
#766Red Rover BB gun1
#100Ring of Fire1
#100Ring of the Sewer Snake1
#397Rock Pops131
#129Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome1
#555Senior Mints8
#399Sneaky Pete's key lime pie1
#566Snow Queen Crown2
#29Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire2
#922Spooky Surprise Egg1
#138St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket31
#454Steal This Candy3
#387Sugar Cog5
#172Super Magic Power Sword X1
#555Supernova Champagne3
#119Sweet Sword1
#480Tales of a Kansas Toymaker6
#1433Tasty Fun Good rice candy8
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#352The Joy of Wassailing10
#85The Lost Glasses1
#33The Necbromancer's Hat1
#28The Necbromancer's Shorts1
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#14The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff1
#101The Ring1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#574Tiki lighter1
#935Travels with Jerry1
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#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#542Tuesday's ruby2
#143Uncle Crimbo's Rations8
#647Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide10
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#606Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix2
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#71Unspeakable Earring1
#47V for Vivala mask1
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#118Venus flytrap2
#1000Wand of Nagamar2
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#499Workytime Tea3
#349Ye Olde Navy Fleece1
#255Yummy Tummy bean818
#292Zeâ„¢ goggles1
#18a cute angel2
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#217abominable snowcone89
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#251ancient unspeakable fruitcake19
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🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#1884anniversary gift box2
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
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#1921awful poetry journal1
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#720battered Crimbo Crate11
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#390bi-lateral logic compressor9
#347big bad voodoo mask1
#775big red clown nose3
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#225bindlestocking12
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#772doll house5
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#294dusty right fourth rear claw1
#320dusty right humerus1
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#137dusty right third front claw3
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#183dusty sixth cervical vertebra2
#294dusty sixth thoracic vertebra1
#188dusty tenth thoracic vertebra2
#288dusty third lumbar vertebra1
#611eXtreme mittens3
#671eXtreme scarf2
#3266easter egg balloon4
#337eggbeater1
#1355eggnog8
#1589elven limbos gingerbread2
#71elven cellocello100
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#223enchanted barbell9
#88enchanted handwarmer2
#386enchanted toothpick3
#1145ennui-flavored potato chips1
#255especially salty dog1
#646evil googly eye6
#2680evil teddy bear1
#145exotic orchid1
#74extra-large palm-frond toupee2
#289extra-see-thru nightie1
#510extra-spicy bloody mary1
#227extra-strength strongness elixir7
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#402eye-pod1
#799eyepatch3
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#1008fake plastic grass1
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#1390felt5
#656ferret bait1
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#552filthy knitted dread sack6
#487filthy pestle2
#273fine wine23
#707fire7
#529fire poi1
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#339flamin' bindle2
#126flaming cardboard sword1
#548flaming crutch7
#378flaming glowsticks1
#321flaming mushroom wine1
#643flaming talons4
#686flaregun6
#469flashing novelty button3
#81flask of baconstone juice1
#77flask of hamethyst juice1
#67flask of porquoise juice1
#168flat mushroom wine1
#617flavored foot massage oil19
#595floaty sand13
#275flower petal pie1
#56fluid of fudge-finding8
#543flute of flat champagne7
#644foam dart12
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#311frigid fudgepuck10
#1093frigid ninja stars1
#157frilly shirt4
#354frilly skirt10
#522frozen nunchaku3
#2153fruitcake4
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#330fudge lily15
#62fudge pocket square1
#259fudge spork1
#331fudgecule4,913
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#650funky dried mushroom3
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#335ghuol egg quiche4
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#1046wussiness potion1
#229yellow drunki-bear1
#406yellow gummi ingot74
#1180yellow paisley oyster egg2
#101yellow plastic hard hat1
#2051yellow plastic oyster egg2
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1061yellow striped oyster egg2
#732yeti fur80
#1428yo4
#924yo-yo22
#606yohohoyo1

Wow, that's 67,102 items total!

what items are this player missing?