| 🥇 | Franken Stein | 1 |
| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #13 | "caramel" orange | 136 |
| #14 | 4-dimensional fez | 21 |
| #13 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 68 |
| #66 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 3 |
| #73 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 3 |
| #48 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 3 |
| #38 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 3 |
| #75 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 3 |
| #43 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 3 |
| #968 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #17 | Amulet of Yendor | 971 |
| #490 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #9 | Atomic Comic | 25 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #60 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 11 |
| #70 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 11 |
| #44 | BGE merchandise order form | 70 |
| #40 | BGE pocket calendar | 11 |
| #61 | BGE shotglass | 61 |
| #53 | BGE temporary tattoo | 11 |
| #67 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 11 |
| #74 | BOOterfinger | 4 |
| #506 | BURT | 19 |
| #155 | Baja sopapilla | 6 |
| #19 | Bal-musette accordion | 2 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #150 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 18 |
| 🥇 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 79 |
| #186 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 11 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #65 | Big Punk | 4 |
| #8 | BittyCar HotCar | 3 |
| #36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #6 | BittyCar SoulCar | 3 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #10 | Boltsmann ID badge | 5 |
| #2386 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2774 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #92 | Boulevardier cocktail | 3 |
| 🥈 | Brandonian footlocker key | 1,159 |
| #11 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 48 |
| #208 | Bulky Buddy Box | 13 |
| #16 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 48 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #29 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 22 |
| #31 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 11 |
| #12 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 22 |
| #28 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 11 |
| #30 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 11 |
| #7 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 151 |
| #752 | CRIMBCO mug | 13 |
| 🥉 | CRIMBCO scrip | 72,620 |
| #575 | CRIMBCO wine | 13 |
| #116 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 18 |
| #97 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 20 |
| 🥇 | CSA fire-starting kit | 4,587 |
| #45 | Cajun accordion | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #101 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #19 | Celsius 233 | 3 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #133 | Cheer-Up soda | 3 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 62 |
| 🥇 | Chester's bag of candy | 95 |
| 🥇 | Chester's cutoffs | 102 |
| 🥇 | Chester's moustache | 98 |
| 🥇 | Chester's muscle shirt | 54 |
| 🥇 | Chester's sunglasses | 73 |
| 🥇 | Chorale of Companionship | 86 |
| #22 | Christmas ham | 8 |
| #5 | Chroner | 9,150 |
| #15 | Chroner cross | 1 |
| #75 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 4 |
| #75 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| #2408 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #693 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #4 | Cold One | 4,175 |
| #103 | Comet Pop | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #7 | Congressional Medal of Insanity | 1 |
| #17 | Convincing People You Can See The Future | 2 |
| #5 | Corpse Island iced tea | 366 |
| #46 | Covert Ops for Kids | 3 |
| #135 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #10 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 185 |
| #13 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 3 |
| #14 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 3 |
| #14 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 3 |
| #111 | Crimbo Credit | 115 |
| #126 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 24 |
| #161 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbo crystal shards | 7 |
| #89 | Crimbo dinner | 6 |
| #8 | Crimbo dog sweater | 6 |
| #195 | Crimbo food scraps | 3 |
| #13 | Crimbo salad | 39 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #5 | Crimbo stockings | 3 |
| #82 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #193 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 5 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #167 | Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #87 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #26 | Crimbomega drive chain | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #145 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 14 |
| #45 | Crimbosmopolitan | 26 |
| #117 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #112 | Crimbot battery | 15 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #284 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 3 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #317 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 2 |
| #274 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 3 |
| #35 | Crimbough | 2 |
| #42 | Crimboween memo | 138 |
| #38 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 15 |
| #58 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 123 |
| #33 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 2 |
| #49 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 4 |
| #12 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1,007 |
| #19 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 5 |
| #60 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 49 |
| #17 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 3 |
| #15 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 4,332 |
| #19 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 7 |
| #13 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 83 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #5 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 124 |
| #32 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 3 |
| #41 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 3 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #64 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 2 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 66 |
| #8 | Crimbuck | 14,503 |
| #16 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 2 |
| #5 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5,955 |
| #25 | D roll | 369 |
| #10 | DUFRESNE Suds | 460 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #189 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 4 |
| #17 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 48 |
| #418 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 15 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #193 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #174 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 9 |
| #16 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #6 | Dolphin King's crown | 1,440 |
| #5 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1,644 |
| #17 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
| #12 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 24 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #8 | Drunkula's silky pants | 3 |
| #42 | Dust bunny | 166 |
| #6 | Easter eggnog | 13 |
| #32 | Easter grasshopper | 3 |
| #480 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 5 |
| #46 | El Vibrato power sphere | 40 |
| #26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
| #948 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #15 | Eldritch snap | 9 |
| #158 | Elf Army machine parts | 2 |
| #89 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| #66 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 2 |
| #4 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #47 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 2 |
| #14 | Elf Guard MPC | 11,143 |
| #27 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 2 |
| #42 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #29 | Elf Guard clipboard | 2 |
| #4 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 76 |
| #40 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 11 |
| #4 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 9 |
| #64 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #25 | Elf Guard honor present | 11 |
| #43 | Elf Guard hotpants | 3 |
| #11 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 9 |
| #40 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 4 |
| #6 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 39 |
| #4 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 70 |
| #56 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 2 |
| #30 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 24 |
| #58 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #87 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #56 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #25 | Elf Guard strategic map | 4 |
| #85 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #11 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 98 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #89 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #64 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 2 |
| 🥇 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 78 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #427 | Ent cider | 16 |
| #12 | FDKOL commendation | 21,377 |
| #122 | FDKOL hotcakes | 85 |
| #8 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 314 |
| #41 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #756 | Feynman gate | 11 |
| #18 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 9 |
| #53 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| #16 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 48 |
| #15 | Friendliness Beverage | 449 |
| 🥇 | Frosty's arm | 49 |
| 🥇 | Frosty's carrot | 93 |
| 🥈 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1,700 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| 🥇 | Frosty's nailbat | 97 |
| 🥇 | Frosty's old silk hat | 111 |
| 🥇 | Frosty's snowball sack | 47 |
| #15 | Frown Exerciser | 3 |
| #21 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 13 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #32 | Gets-You-Drunk | 5 |
| #106 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #72 | Go-Wassail | 311 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's beastly trousers | 2 |
| #12 | Great Wolf's left paw | 2 |
| #11 | Great Wolf's right paw | 2 |
| #6 | Great Wolf's rocket launcher | 1 |
| #9 | Groll doll | 539 |
| #7 | HOA regulation book | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Hodgman's almanac | 52 |
| 🥈 | Hodgman's blanket | 2,832 |
| 🥇 | Hodgman's bow tie | 102 |
| 🥇 | Hodgman's cane | 54 |
| 🥇 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 54 |
| 🥇 | Hodgman's harmonica | 53 |
| 🥇 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 57 |
| 🥇 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 55 |
| 🥇 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 71 |
| 🥇 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 71 |
| 🥇 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 105 |
| 🥇 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 51 |
| 🥇 | Hodgman's metal detector | 38 |
| 🥇 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 92 |
| 🥇 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 51 |
| #77 | Holiday Fun! | 9 |
| #29 | Holiday Multitasking | 6 |
| #13 | Hotwireâ„¢ brand candy rope | 25 |
| #29 | How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying | 1 |
| #32 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes | 3 |
| #28 | How to Play Othello | 23 |
| #36 | Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games | 3 |
| #28 | Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos | 1 |
| #12 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 80 |
| #87 | Inner Strength | 4 |
| #82 | Inner Truth | 4 |
| #239 | Inner Wisdom | 2 |
| #1204 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #28 | Irish eggnog | 4 |
| #18 | Jack-in-the-box | 141 |
| #40 | Jamaican coffee | 11 |
| #9 | Kelflar vest | 32 |
| #46 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1,520 |
| #122 | LED block | 11 |
| #12 | LIDAR candle | 206 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #8 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 332 |
| #40 | Lars the Cyberian | 8 |
| #103 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #47 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #3901 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #11 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 3,370 |
| #17 | Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them | 2 |
| #10 | Lump-Stacking for Beginners | 1 |
| #13 | M-242 | 1,337 |
| #37 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 215 |
| #345 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 6 |
| #20 | Mayo de Mayoâ„¢ mayo | 15 |
| #14 | Mayor Ghost's gavel | 1 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #10 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 3 |
| #25 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 243 |
| #6 | Mer-kin rollpin | 3 |
| #26 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 4 |
| #172 | Miniborg beeper | 3 |
| #164 | Miniborg hiveminder | 3 |
| #177 | Miniborg laser | 3 |
| #195 | Miniborg stomper | 3 |
| #190 | Miniborg strangler | 3 |
| #9 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 6,679 |
| #79 | Moonds | 3 |
| #39 | Mr. Accessory | 5 |
| #156 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #22 | My First Paycheck envelope | 3 |
| 🥈 | NPZR chemistry set | 2,392 |
| #114 | Nardz energy beverage | 8 |
| #282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
| #22 | New Zealand iced tea | 517 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| 🥈 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 94 |
| 🥇 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 56 |
| 🥇 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 58 |
| 🥇 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 109 |
| 🥈 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1,800 |
| 🥇 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 57 |
| 🥇 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 95 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| 🥇 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 103 |
| 🥇 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 63 |
| 🥇 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 58 |
| 🥇 | Oscus's pelt | 96 |
| #75 | Othello's dagger | 2 |
| #55 | Othello's handkerchief | 3 |
| #54 | Othello's military jacket | 3 |
| #205 | PADL Phone | 51 |
| #1600 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #47 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 3 |
| 🥈 | Prelude of Precision | 66 |
| #7 | Quiets-Your-Steps | 1 |
| #12 | Racisto Ruidoso | 27 |
| #33 | Rainbow's Gravity | 5 |
| 🥈 | Ralph IX cognac | 301 |
| #78 | Red Pill | 5 |
| #17 | Red Rover BB gun | 157 |
| #18 | Rethinking Candy | 2 |
| #15 | Roman sadnals | 20 |
| #10 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 273 |
| 🥈 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 21 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #7 | Satan hat | 3 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #56 | Schrödinger's thermos | 750 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #30 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters | 3 |
| 🥈 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used) | 1 |
| #4 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 489 |
| #11 | Silly Little Love Song | 3 |
| #25 | Skully's hot chocolate | 4 |
| #26 | Snow Queen Crown | 706 |
| #119 | Spirit of Christmas | 20 |
| #136 | Spirit of Easter | 11 |
| #106 | Spirit of St. Patrick's Day | 26 |
| #119 | Spirit of Thanksgiving | 16 |
| #128 | Spirit of Veteran's Day | 13 |
| #11 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 2,017 |
| #19 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 3 |
| #69 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 1 |
| #47 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 74 |
| #108 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #62 | Stephen's secret formula | 3 |
| #11 | Strix stix | 193 |
| #72 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 3 |
| #62 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #12 | TI-9000 calculator | 240 |
| #7 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 3,290 |
| #7 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 3,238 |
| #146 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 2 |
| #9 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 3,329 |
| #125 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 18 |
| 🥇 | Texas tea | 2,934 |
| #7 | Thanksgiving ration | 18 |
| #11 | The Art of Slapfighting | 99 |
| #11 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 111 |
| 🥇 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 91 |
| #10 | The Big Book of Communism | 2 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #50 | The Cooler Out of Space | 52 |
| #4 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #100 | The Joy of Wassailing | 22 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #151 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #13 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 3 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #13 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #11 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 3 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #13 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #11 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 3 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #12 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 3 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #17 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #48 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #9 | The Spirit of Giving | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #68 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #24 | They'll Love You In Rhinestones | 1 |
| #76 | Thriller Ice | 1 |
| #28 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #249 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #26 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 2 |
| #7 | Time Cape | 2 |
| #19 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #7 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 4 |
| #15 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir | 3 |
| #75 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 3 |
| #74 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #78 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #41 | Trainbot radar monocle | 2 |
| #194 | Trainbot slag | 4 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #51 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 2 |
| #61 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 2 |
| #6 | Trout Fishing in Loathing | 6 |
| #48 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #50 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #18 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 62 |
| #20 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 40 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #254 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 51 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #17 | Uncle Romulus | 82 |
| #9 | Underworld sapling | 3 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg | 3 |
| #11 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #5 | Unkillable Skeleton's shield | 2 |
| #9 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 2 |
| #14 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 2 |
| #146 | Valentine | 304 |
| #197 | Valentine's Day cake | 3 |
| 🥇 | Wand of Oscus | 98 |
| #9 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 69,189 |
| #18 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #14 | Wolfman Nardz | 132 |
| #36 | Workytime Tea | 89 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #32 | Yuleviathan necklace | 2 |
| #11 | Z-Bone steak | 264 |
| #8 | Zeâ„¢ goggles | 777 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| 🥇 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 94 |
| 🥇 | Zombo's shield | 99 |
| 🥇 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 71 |
| 🥇 | Zombo's skull ring | 57 |
| 🥇 | Zombo's skullcap | 98 |
| #23 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 129 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| 🥉 | abyssal battle plans | 1 |
| #5 | actual reality goggles | 1,126 |
| #23 | adhesive tape dolly | 5 |
| #16 | airplane charter: Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #53 | alien drugs | 71 |
| #7 | alien force field disruptor bean | 58 |
| #50 | alien protein powder | 5 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #10 | anemoney clip | 3 |
| #118 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| 🥇 | annoying pitchfork | 25,009 |
| #62 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 21 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #7 | antique beer | 62 |
| #19 | antique bottle opener | 33 |
| #5 | antique nutcracker beard | 11 |
| 🥉 | antique nutcracker boots | 11 |
| #4 | antique nutcracker cape | 11 |
| 🥈 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 11 |
| 🥈 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 11 |
| #7 | antique nutcracker figurine | 58 |
| 🥉 | antique nutcracker hat | 11 |
| 🥈 | antique nutcracker pants | 11 |
| 🥉 | antique nutcracker sword | 11 |
| 🥉 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 11 |
| #9 | antique painting of a landscape | 54 |
| #25 | antique pair of blue jeans | 23 |
| #24 | antique record album | 107 |
| #15 | antique souvenir drawing | 26 |
| #22 | archaeologing shovel | 4 |
| #4 | around the world | 2,287 |
| #204 | arrow'd heart balloon | 3 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #306 | aspirin | 3 |
| #182 | astronaut pants | 48 |
| #318 | atomic vector plotter | 11 |
| #38 | augmented-reality shades | 11 |
| #104 | automa-bot parts | 14 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #80 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #569 | baconstone | 14 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #2226 | badass belt | 23 |
| #21 | bag of airline peanuts | 958 |
| #8 | bag of bones | 68 |
| #10 | bag of sausage links | 46 |
| #11 | balanced antler | 10 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #173 | banana | 41 |
| #68 | banana supersucker | 11 |
| #7 | banana-frosted king cake | 63 |
| #11 | banjo kazoo mount | 85 |
| #13 | bark beret | 3 |
| #15 | bark boxers | 3 |
| #11 | bark bracelet | 3 |
| #31 | bark rootbeer | 15 |
| #36 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 3 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #171 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 9 |
| #382 | bath ball gift set | 13 |
| #59 | battered Crimbo Crate | 325 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #12 | beavermouth | 897 |
| #79 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 7 |
| #61 | beholed bedsheet | 10 |
| 🥇 | bejazzled eyepatch | 1 |
| #16 | bejeweled cufflinks | 125 |
| #40 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 14 |
| #285 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 11 |
| #145 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| #86 | bindlestocking | 23 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #28 | birdbone corset | 11 |
| #1013 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #26 | black Crimbo ball | 1,117 |
| #17 | black and white cracker | 14 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #16 | black candy heart | 833 |
| #35 | black paisley oyster egg | 100 |
| #28 | black plastic oyster egg | 100 |
| #37 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 100 |
| #11 | black spot | 107 |
| #29 | black striped oyster egg | 100 |
| #9 | black-and-blue light | 3,453 |
| #47 | blank diary | 3 |
| #199 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #6 | blind-packed capsule toy | 3,364 |
| #42 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 342 |
| #85 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 51 |
| #41 | blood flower | 425 |
| 🥈 | bloody clown pants | 32,913 |
| #17 | blue glowstick | 30 |
| #5 | blue grass | 776 |
| #25 | blue paisley oyster egg | 100 |
| #9 | blue plasma ball | 3,442 |
| #160 | blue plastic baby | 2 |
| #49 | blue plastic oyster egg | 100 |
| #25 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 100 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #34 | blue striped oyster egg | 100 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #13 | blue tulip | 51 |
| #17 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 26 |
| #25 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 3 |
| #16 | bone and arrows | 2 |
| #33 | bone aperitif | 12 |
| #24 | bone crusher | 2 |
| #40 | bone meal | 11 |
| #21 | bone spurs | 3 |
| #14 | boneana hammock | 3 |
| #13 | bonedanna | 3 |
| #23 | bonerang | 2 |
| #22 | boning knife | 2 |
| 🥈 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #4 | booze mailing list | 1 |
| #180 | borg sock monkey | 11 |
| #50 | bottle of Blank-Out | 327 |
| #43 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 5 |
| #119 | bottle of Crimbognac | 2 |
| #87 | bottle of bubbles | 130 |
| #177 | bottle of fire | 64 |
| #361 | bottle of goofballs | 69 |
| #15 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 15 |
| #125 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 11 |
| #436 | bow | 1 |
| #143 | bow staff | 1 |
| #68 | bowl of Jeal-O | 132 |
| #26 | bowl of fishysoisse | 19 |
| #78 | bowl of mernudo | 11 |
| #193 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 1 |
| #151 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #135 | bowler | 1 |
| #1834 | box of sunshine | 82 |
| #23 | boxed gumball machine | 7 |
| #18 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 3 |
| #23 | bread line | 20 |
| #92 | bread man | 5 |
| #15 | bread pie | 1,111 |
| #16 | breaded beer | 16 |
| #142 | breakfast miracle | 1 |
| #31 | brick | 988 |
| #5 | brilliant oyster egg | 200 |
| 🥇 | brine | 3,723 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #16 | broken cellular phone | 666 |
| #61 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #284 | brown plastic baby | 2 |
| #177 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 5 |
| #85 | bubble-wrap simulator | 11 |
| #430 | buckyball | 11 |
| #102 | bunch of bananas | 53 |
| #12 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 3 |
| #61 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 10 |
| #222 | cabooze | 4 |
| #250 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #21 | can of Binarrrca | 667 |
| #97 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 19 |
| #25 | can of Red Minotaur | 262 |
| #299 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #213 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #17 | can of franks 'n' beans | 14 |
| #52 | can of mixed everything | 3 |
| #6 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 590 |
| #58 | can-you-dig-it? | 4 |
| #31 | candied beef and cabbage | 3 |
| #42 | candied bolts | 18 |
| #82 | candied lime | 1 |
| #69 | candied nuts | 12 |
| #57 | candied yam pinky ring | 1 |
| #7 | candied yams | 644 |
| #15 | candy cigarette | 241 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #43 | candy egg deviler | 1 |
| #26 | candy harmonica | 9 |
| #170 | candy kneecapping stick | 11 |
| #169 | candy knuckles | 11 |
| 🥈 | candy mailing list | 1 |
| #35 | candy rations | 4 |
| #554 | candy stake | 11 |
| #78 | cannonbomb | 5 |
| #54 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #40 | canteen of jungle juice | 3 |
| #9 | canteen of wine | 896 |
| #808 | capacitor relay | 11 |
| #813 | carbon nanotube frame | 11 |
| #19 | carnivorous potted plant | 5 |
| #96 | caustic slime nodule | 4 |
| #13 | centurion helmet | 6 |
| #24 | chainsaw chain | 29 |
| #13 | chakra malt | 111 |
| #163 | chakra sludge | 6 |
| 🥈 | chakra-mental wine | 1,011 |
| #18 | charged magnet | 7 |
| #401 | cheap elven gloves | 11 |
| #7 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 932 |
| #12 | cheap studded belt | 3,443 |
| #76 | cheap toaster | 21 |
| #28 | cheer extractor | 70 |
| #34 | cheer-o-gram | 24 |
| #38 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 3 |
| #26 | cheerful antler hat | 3 |
| #27 | cheerful pajama pants | 3 |
| #57 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #112 | chintzy noodle ring | 10 |
| #322 | chintzy saucepan earring | 2 |
| #29 | chloroform rag | 204 |
| #89 | choco-Crimbot | 32 |
| #261 | chocolate cigar | 7 |
| #35 | chocolate ostrich egg | 4 |
| #161 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 11 |
| #13 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 132 |
| 🥉 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 108 |
| #73 | chocomotive | 8 |
| #13 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 391 |
| #103 | cinnamon machine oil | 65 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #5 | circle drum | 3 |
| #224 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 6 |
| #17 | clear Russian | 1,111 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #66 | cloning kit | 34 |
| 🥈 | clovermint | 17 |
| #15 | clown hammer | 1,019 |
| #16 | club necklace | 162 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #9 | coarse hemp socks | 3 |
| #4 | coffee sprite | 1 |
| #155 | cologne of contempt | 1 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #72 | colorful plastic ball | 1,234 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #30 | communal gobstopper | 15 |
| #300 | computronic processing unit | 11 |
| 🥇 | concentrated fish broth | 84 |
| #13 | concentrated garbage juice | 38 |
| 🥉 | coney haunch | 3,039 |
| #26 | contract enforcement stick | 141 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #49 | cookie cookie | 9 |
| #49 | corked genie bottle | 1 |
| #24 | corned beet | 9 |
| #4 | corpse on the beach | 439 |
| #5 | corpsedriver | 370 |
| #5 | corpsetini | 433 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #32 | corrupted data | 627 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #31 | cranberry schnapps | 10 |
| 🥉 | crotchety pants | 20 |
| #165 | crusty hula hoop | 2 |
| #22 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 26 |
| #17 | crystal Crimbo platter | 34 |
| #23 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #11 | crystalline seal eye | 2 |
| #93 | crystallized memory | 3 |
| #20 | crystallized pumpkin spice | 125 |
| #19 | cursed breeches | 6 |
| #17 | cursed cutlass | 6 |
| #18 | cursed eyepatch | 7 |
| #8 | cursed wishbone | 23 |
| #165 | cyborg doll | 11 |
| #126 | cyborg stompin' boot | 11 |
| #12 | cymbal syrup | 928 |
| #8 | dark chocolate egg | 429 |
| #124 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #12 | dead guy's memento | 3 |
| 🥇 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 294 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #20 | deadly lampshade | 23 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #92 | deck of tropical cards | 4 |
| #8 | defective Game Grid token | 2 |
| #16 | defective skull | 921 |
| #36 | delicious salad | 766 |
| #68 | deluxe fax machine | 4 |
| #6 | dense meat stack | 4,000,000 |
| #23 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 19 |
| #13 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 17 |
| #22 | designer handbag | 54 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #13 | diamond necklace | 169 |
| 🥇 | diamond-studded cane | 177,843 |
| 🥇 | dill | 7,511 |
| #39 | dinged-up triangle | 2 |
| #16 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 93 |
| #13 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 96 |
| #10 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 96 |
| #14 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 78 |
| #12 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 89 |
| #13 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 87 |
| #15 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 80 |
| #11 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 86 |
| #15 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 86 |
| #15 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 88 |
| #17 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 68 |
| #16 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 80 |
| #14 | discocktail | 510 |
| #31 | doll house | 174 |
| #117 | dollhive | 94 |
| #396 | donated booze | 11 |
| #386 | donated candy | 11 |
| #384 | donated food | 11 |
| #160 | double daisy | 3 |
| #25 | double-candied yams | 8 |
| #80 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #171 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #5 | dread tarragon | 11 |
| #147 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 16 |
| #63 | drive-thru burger | 5 |
| #34 | droll monocle | 32 |
| #47 | drop of water-37 | 343 |
| 🥇 | drywall axe | 14,284 |
| #200 | duck-on-a-string | 11 |
| #59 | duct tape | 822 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #255 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #42 | dusty Crimbo crate | 158 |
| #56 | ear poison | 121 |
| #1069 | easter egg balloon | 23 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #36 | egg gun | 1 |
| #39 | eggwater | 7 |
| #13 | elbow soup | 22 |
| #23 | eldritch alignment spray | 55 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #97 | electric Kool-Aid | 1 |
| #31 | electric pants | 14 |
| #14 | electronic dulcimer pants | 3 |
| #11 | elf ploughshare | 3 |
| #22 | elven limbos gingerbread | 263 |
| #62 | elven cellocello | 106 |
| #15 | elven moonshine | 345 |
| #417 | elven socks | 11 |
| #104 | elven suicide capsule | 74 |
| #4 | elven tambourine | 3 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| 🥇 | empty Rain-Doh can | 1 |
| #172 | empty blowgun | 14 |
| #1481 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #16 | encoder ring | 888 |
| #110 | epic wad | 6 |
| #12 | eternal knot tattoo | 1 |
| #377 | evil googly eye | 11 |
| #933 | evil teddy bear | 11 |
| #10 | executive mime flask | 90 |
| #26 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 950 |
| 🥇 | extra-greasy slider | 13,000 |
| #1943 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #7 | faded green protest sign | 6 |
| #5 | faded red protest sign | 6 |
| #27 | fake fake vomit | 905 |
| #78 | fake hand | 290 |
| #111 | fake plastic grass | 16 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #421 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 14 |
| #25 | fancy canapés | 13 |
| #21 | fancy chocolate | 60 |
| #121 | fancy chocolate car | 27 |
| #11 | fancy opera glasses | 126 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #32 | fat wallet | 152 |
| #811 | felt | 11 |
| #37 | festive egg sac | 5 |
| #12 | festive holiday hat | 130 |
| #685 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #46 | fiery wing | 188 |
| 🥇 | filthy lucre | 10,996 |
| #8 | fire | 1,018 |
| #91 | fishelada | 11 |
| #38 | fitness wristband | 11 |
| #13 | flagellate soup | 27 |
| #15 | flan del mar | 21 |
| #5 | flashing novelty button | 18 |
| #61 | flask flops | 26 |
| #31 | flask of egggrog | 11 |
| #163 | flask of mining oil | 11 |
| #16 | flask of port | 12 |
| #8 | flavored foot massage oil | 3,419 |
| #4 | fleetwood mac 'n' cheese | 1,384 |
| #17 | fleshy putty | 115 |
| 🥇 | flickering pixel | 8 |
| #65 | floaty inverse geode | 3 |
| #90 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #31 | floaty sand | 680 |
| #82 | floral-print skirt | 1 |
| #38 | flour cookie | 10 |
| #36 | fluid of fudge-finding | 11 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #5 | foam dart | 3,444 |
| #10 | foam noodle | 1,337 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| 🥉 | food mailing list | 1 |
| #38 | forbidden sausage | 9 |
| #24 | fossilized baboon skull | 23 |
| #12 | fossilized bat skull | 41 |
| #112 | fossilized demon skull | 5 |
| #24 | fossilized limb | 339 |
| #12 | fossilized serpent skull | 53 |
| #96 | fossilized spider skull | 6 |
| #71 | fossilized spike | 68 |
| #52 | fossilized spine | 39 |
| #16 | fossilized torso | 360 |
| #9 | fossilized wing | 274 |
| #34 | fossilized wyrm skull | 25 |
| 🥇 | four-leaf potato sprout | 887 |
| 🥇 | fragile Christmas ornament | 855 |
| #15 | free boots | 3 |
| #89 | freightcake | 8 |
| #5 | fried air | 1,156 |
| #292 | frigid fudgepuck | 11 |
| #216 | frozen Mob Penguin | 8 |
| 🥈 | frozen banquet | 1,420 |
| #6 | fruit bat | 3 |
| #81 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #350 | fudge lily | 14 |
| #7 | fudge pocket square | 11 |
| #48 | fudgesicle | 11 |
| #47 | funhouse mirror | 19 |
| #6 | future drug: Coolscaline | 312 |
| #7 | future drug: Muscularactum | 291 |
| #7 | future drug: Smartinex | 302 |
| #115 | fuzzy dice | 22 |
| #9 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 3 |
| #8 | ga-ga radio | 7,362 |
| #175 | gamma nog | 2 |
| #13 | garish pinky ring | 130 |
| #42 | ghost beer | 21 |
| 🥈 | ghost cucumber | 23,548 |
| #591 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #44 | ghost pepper | 4 |
| #37 | ghost pickle on a stick | 28 |
| #79 | ghost trap | 25 |
| #65 | ghostly dagger | 2 |
| #13 | giant designer sunglasses | 136 |
| #5 | giant discarded bottlecap | 498 |
| #5 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3,973 |
| #5 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 336 |
| #33 | giant glass of brandy | 12 |
| #10 | giant pinky ring | 1,359 |
| #40 | gift-a-pult | 9 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #525 | gingerbread horror | 11 |
| #75 | gingerbread house | 7 |
| #304 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 11 |
| #55 | gingerbread nylons | 13 |
| #98 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #51 | gingerbread robot | 13 |
| #42 | gladiator tunica | 22 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #21 | glass of herbal tequila | 106 |
| #4 | gleaming oyster egg | 200 |
| #5 | glistening oyster egg | 200 |
| #24 | glob of salty molasses | 311 |
| #427 | gloomy black mushroom | 7 |
| #16 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 8 |
| #14 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 7 |
| #4 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 31 |
| #36 | gold tooth | 18 |
| #18 | golden fleece | 34 |
| #6 | golden plastic oyster egg | 25 |
| #118 | golden ring | 151 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #1012 | googly eye | 11 |
| 🥈 | gooified animal matter | 12,711 |
| #7 | gooified mineral matter | 5,005 |
| #6 | gooified vegetable matter | 4,500 |
| #65 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #36 | government cheese | 141 |
| #68 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #7 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 154 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| 🥈 | gravy skin | 1,021 |
| #25 | gray bow tie | 128 |
| #19 | green and red bean | 863 |
| #7 | green beer | 1,415 |
| #116 | green eggnog | 1 |
| #146 | green glowstick | 10 |
| #28 | green rocket | 383 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #16 | grilled mooseflank | 168 |
| #17 | grip key | 16 |
| #77 | grog nuts | 4 |
| #1190 | grue egg | 22 |
| #24 | gummi bowtie | 3 |
| #19 | gunwale | 2 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #6 | half-digested rat | 752 |
| 🥈 | hambrosier | 1,011 |
| #543 | hamethyst | 15 |
| #84 | hamlet sandwich | 121 |
| #66 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #60 | handful of Boltsmann bearings | 1 |
| #4 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 27 |
| 🥈 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 28 |
| #5196 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #34 | handful of numbers | 10 |
| #32 | hard cocoa | 8 |
| #132 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #55 | hardened slime hat | 3 |
| #51 | hardened slime pants | 3 |
| #58 | hawk | 27 |
| #31 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #13 | heart necklace | 184 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1678 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #71 | heavy crown | 25 |
| #30 | hemp candy necklace | 15 |
| #18 | hep waders | 14 |
| #5 | herbal stuffing | 668 |
| #7 | hermedisiac cologne | 21 |
| #18 | hideous egg | 84 |
| #10 | high-energy mining laser | 106 |
| #249 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 11 |
| 🥇 | hobo fortress blueprints | 71 |
| #5 | hobo monkey | 1 |
| 🥇 | hobo nickel | 335,000 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #8 | holiday log | 87 |
| #28 | holiday smorgasbord | 3 |
| #27 | holiday trip around the world | 3 |
| 🥉 | holly-flavored Hob-O | 845 |
| #141 | honey-drenched ham slice | 8 |
| #16 | hot egg | 7 |
| #30 | hot wine | 11 |
| #94 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #16 | hushed puppy | 14 |
| #301 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 11 |
| #916 | iGoogly | 11 |
| #12 | ice pick | 1 |
| #15 | icing poncho | 2 |
| #49 | imitation nice watch | 2 |
| #7 | immense cyborg hand | 174 |
| #8 | imported lemon lozenge | 15 |
| #10 | impure gasoline | 272 |
| #269 | incredibly creepy marionette | 11 |
| #113 | industrially-crushed ice | 5 |
| #17 | inflatable duck | 1,337 |
| #21 | intact anemone spike | 500 |
| #30 | intriguing puzzle box | 9 |
| #4 | invisibility potion | 426 |
| #121 | invisible bag | 7 |
| #867 | ion grid | 11 |
| #304 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 11 |
| #4 | iron chain | 3 |
| 🥈 | iron pasta spoon | 9,376 |
| #449 | irradiated candy cane | 9 |
| #24 | irresistibility potion | 43 |
| #16 | irritability potion | 71 |
| 🥈 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 7,000 |
| 🥇 | jar of squeeze | 2,800 |
| #31 | jar of swamp gas | 3,564 |
| #92 | java cookie | 6 |
| #18 | jazz soap | 951 |
| #60 | jerky coins | 407 |
| #19 | jive turkey leg | 162 |
| #12 | joybuzzer | 990 |
| #18 | kelp-holly drape | 2 |
| #15 | kelp-holly gun | 2 |
| #244 | killer rag doll | 11 |
| #86 | killing feather | 179 |
| #655 | kite | 11 |
| #37 | kiwi | 227 |
| #21 | kiwi beak | 56 |
| #4 | kneecapping stick | 7,510 |
| #18 | knuckle sandwich | 675 |
| #86 | kumquat supersucker | 11 |
| #13 | lab-grown meat | 188 |
| #213 | laser-broiled pear | 36 |
| #20 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 100 |
| #24 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 100 |
| #16 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 100 |
| #21 | lavender striped oyster egg | 100 |
| #41 | law-abiding citizen cane | 15 |
| #5 | leather aviator's cap | 6 |
| 🥈 | leather mask | 78,066 |
| #24 | leftover Crimbo rations | 7 |
| #31 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #26 | legitimate business on the beach | 177 |
| #917 | length of string | 11 |
| 🥇 | lewd playing card | 2,590 |
| #160 | licorice garrote | 11 |
| #346 | licorice root | 11 |
| #64 | lime supersucker | 14 |
| #14 | lip soup | 22 |
| #6 | liquid SONAR | 18 |
| #9 | little piece of steel | 17 |
| #6 | little red book | 3 |
| #24 | live wire | 18 |
| #245 | loaded serum blowgun | 16 |
| #46 | loaf of alien bread | 6 |
| #98 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #755 | logic synthesizer | 11 |
| #20 | lollipop cufflinks | 3 |
| #700 | lollipop stick | 13 |
| #96 | lost elf luggage | 17 |
| #53 | lost key | 85 |
| #11 | lovecat tail | 307 |
| #25 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 4 |
| #27 | lucky army helmet | 1 |
| #25 | lucky moai statuette | 4 |
| #9 | lucky napkin | 11 |
| #1062 | lucky rabbit's foot | 5 |
| #5 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 28 |
| #5 | lustrous oyster egg | 200 |
| #1431 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #196 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 16 |
| #11 | madius | 30 |
| 🥈 | mafia aria | 2,734 |
| #21 | mafia filofax | 67 |
| #17 | mafia middle finger ring | 6 |
| #9 | mafia organizer badge | 20 |
| #28 | mafia pinky ring | 8 |
| #31 | mafia pointer finger ring | 1 |
| #22 | mafia thumb ring | 8 |
| #25 | mafia wedding ring | 1 |
| #61 | magic lamp | 26 |
| #15 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 983 |
| #4 | magical sausage | 8,400 |
| #5 | magnificent oyster egg | 200 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #23 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 7 |
| #26 | mana-coated yams | 6 |
| #35 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 5 |
| #47 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #238 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #128 | marionette | 11 |
| #51 | marionette collective | 11 |
| #60 | marshmallow | 1,843 |
| #12 | marshmallow bomb | 128 |
| #15 | marshmallow flambé | 21 |
| #13 | mashed potatoes | 14 |
| #15 | massive wrench | 5 |
| #16 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 100 |
| #25 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 100 |
| #24 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 100 |
| #22 | mauve striped oyster egg | 100 |
| #39 | mechanically-mulled cider | 3 |
| #13 | military orb | 133 |
| #8 | military-grade peppermint oil | 112 |
| #18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #48 | mime eraser | 21 |
| #7 | mime pocket probe | 2 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #39 | mimeplasm | 9 |
| #9 | miniature antlers | 7 |
| #6 | miniature goose mask | 3 |
| #205 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 3 |
| #24 | minin' dynamite | 111 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #10 | mirrored aviator shades | 4 |
| #25 | misfit dolly | 4 |
| #16 | misfit hobby horse | 4 |
| #26 | misfit teddy bear | 4 |
| #144 | missing wine | 1 |
| 🥉 | moai toai | 2,173 |
| #10 | moaiball | 1 |
| #23 | moist Crimbo spices | 508 |
| #20 | molten brick | 340 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #15 | mood ring | 826 |
| #40 | mooseflank | 239 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #148 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 5 |
| #322 | motivational poster | 13 |
| #15 | muffled muffuletta | 15 |
| #10 | mulled cider | 133 |
| #60 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #47 | multi-level marzipan | 8 |
| #12 | muscular soup | 22 |
| #48 | mushroom fermenting solution | 133 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #32 | mutant cactus bud | 1 |
| #433 | mylar scout drone | 11 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #555 | nanite-infested candy cane | 23 |
| #183 | nanite-infested eggnog | 23 |
| #361 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 12 |
| #247 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 17 |
| #463 | nanofiber cloth | 11 |
| #6 | nasty-smelling moss | 3 |
| #37 | nastygeist | 78 |
| #8 | nega-mushroom | 139 |
| #39 | negotiatin' hammer | 38 |
| 🥈 | night-vision goggles | 2,486 |
| #9 | non-aged vinegar | 238 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #17 | nuclear stockpile | 3 |
| #369 | nugget of Crimbonium | 2 |
| #11 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 74 |
| #28 | nylon Christmas stockings | 1 |
| #46 | obnoxious riddle | 7 |
| #3385 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #14 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 97 |
| #24 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 100 |
| #19 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 100 |
| #21 | off-white striped oyster egg | 100 |
| #41 | officer's nog | 14 |
| #81 | ojo de pez burrito | 11 |
| #100 | old bronzer | 3 |
| #101 | old eyebrow pencil | 3 |
| #107 | old rosewater cream | 3 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #59 | old-school pirate grog | 5 |
| #12 | oldcake | 19 |
| #78 | oozenog | 28 |
| #16 | orange glowstick | 24 |
| #28 | oriole-feather headdress | 35 |
| #12 | outlaw bandana | 82 |
| #122 | overloaded micro-reactor | 11 |
| #149 | oversized fish scaler | 17 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #13 | oyster basket | 1,340 |
| #13 | pack of KWE trading card | 190 |
| #40 | pack of pogs | 404 |
| 🥈 | packaged backup camera | 11 |
| #9 | pail | 2,515 |
| #5 | pair of government shades | 265 |
| #141 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #121 | pair of ragged claws | 3 |
| #6 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1,218 |
| #42 | paperclip | 1,199 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #142 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #85 | parasitic claw | 3 |
| #40 | parasitic headgnawer | 3 |
| #43 | parasitic strangleworm | 3 |
| #31 | parasitic tentacles | 3 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #469 | pat-a-cake pendant | 2 |
| #24 | patent leather shoes | 151 |
| #24 | peanut brittle shield | 145 |
| #62 | pear supersucker | 11 |
| #4 | pearlescent oyster egg | 200 |
| #11 | pebblebräu | 22 |
| #13 | pegfinger | 30 |
| #27 | penguin thesaurus | 138 |
| #70 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #25 | peppermint bomb | 14 |
| #46 | peppermint eel sauce | 372 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #7 | peppermint pegleg | 16 |
| #32 | peppermint spine | 2 |
| #40 | peppermint tack | 27 |
| #239 | peppermint tailings | 55 |
| #36 | peppermint-scented socks | 14 |
| #36 | perfect Christmas scarf | 1 |
| #30 | perl necklace | 10 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #8 | personal massager | 3,335 |
| #68 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 10 |
| #12 | personalized coffee mug | 3,353 |
| #66 | pet anchor | 3 |
| #8 | pet bad vibe | 2 |
| #46 | pet rock | 131 |
| #14 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 989 |
| #14 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 982 |
| #88 | petit 4.1 | 7 |
| #27 | petit fortran | 15 |
| #21 | petrified time | 10 |
| #119 | pewter claymore | 2 |
| #68 | phish stick | 17 |
| #4 | pickled bread | 27 |
| #207 | pile of Trainbot parts | 4 |
| #51 | pile of loose snow | 3 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #5 | pine cone | 3 |
| #143 | ping-pong ball | 14 |
| #52 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #23 | pink glowstick | 33 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #86 | pitted sheet metal | 33 |
| #27 | plaid cowboy hat | 22 |
| #180 | plain candy cane | 3 |
| #242 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #7 | plastic bazooka | 9 |
| #16 | plastic passion fruit | 356 |
| #25 | pocket ace | 19 |
| #27 | poisonsettia | 77 |
| #76 | polyalloy shield | 21 |
| #8 | poncho de azucar | 3 |
| #13 | pool cue | 1,181 |
| #6 | pool torpedo | 790 |
| #727 | porquoise | 10 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #9 | portable corkscrew | 693 |
| #5 | portable dam | 12 |
| #201 | portable photocopier | 34 |
| #43 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #62 | portable steam unit | 2 |
| #36 | portable table | 42 |
| #58 | potato alarm clock | 3 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #58 | powdered candy sushi set | 18 |
| #202 | powdered powdered sugar | 2 |
| #10 | prank Crimbo card | 31 |
| #341 | prehistoric spear | 11 |
| #10 | prescription teeth whitener | 15 |
| #22 | primitive candy cane | 11 |
| #20 | pristine walrus tusk | 6 |
| #43 | projectile chemistry set | 48 |
| #27 | protection stick | 133 |
| #11 | proto-proto-protozoa | 1 |
| #5 | protogenetic chunklet (elbow) | 525 |
| #12 | protogenetic chunklet (flagellum) | 455 |
| #14 | protogenetic chunklet (lips) | 515 |
| #7 | protogenetic chunklet (muscle) | 446 |
| #12 | protogenetic chunklet (synapse) | 514 |
| #7 | psycho sweater | 17 |
| #14 | pteruges | 6 |
| #17 | puce paisley oyster egg | 100 |
| #27 | puce plastic oyster egg | 100 |
| #22 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 100 |
| #17 | puce striped oyster egg | 100 |
| #102 | pulsing flesh | 25 |
| #21 | pumpkin spice whorl | 1 |
| #31 | pumpkinhead mask | 207 |
| #56 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #13 | purple glowstick | 33 |
| #303 | quantum polarity inducer | 11 |
| #17 | quantum taco | 2,072 |
| #10 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 38 |
| #37 | quirky accordion | 1 |
| #166 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #16 | radiation-resistant helmet | 81 |
| #10 | radiator heater shield | 25 |
| #17 | raffle prize box | 29 |
| #158 | rag doll | 12 |
| 🥈 | ragged wool yarn | 1,240 |
| #59 | rainbow tie | 2 |
| #12 | rattler rattle | 180 |
| #1732 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #282 | recursive spline reticulator | 11 |
| #25 | red ale | 17 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #12 | red and white claret | 35 |
| #10 | red armband | 3 |
| #636 | red class ring | 10 |
| #20 | red paisley oyster egg | 100 |
| #212 | red plastic baby | 2 |
| #21 | red plastic oyster egg | 100 |
| #21 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 100 |
| #14 | red striped oyster egg | 100 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #7 | red-and-green sweater | 157 |
| #12 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #5 | reflection of a map | 436 |
| #6 | reindeer hammer | 3 |
| #5 | reindeer sickle | 3 |
| #27 | replica Elf Guard medal | 2 |
| #21 | reusable shopping bag | 3 |
| #312 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 11 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #63 | ribbon candy | 33 |
| #17 | ribbon candy ascot | 2 |
| #59 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #39 | ridiculous cocktail | 33 |
| #38 | ridiculous earring | 2 |
| #42 | ridiculous sandwich | 33 |
| #64 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #82 | rigid carapace | 35 |
| #20 | roasted marshmallow | 2,057 |
| #112 | roboduck-on-a-string | 11 |
| #70 | robotronic egg | 325 |
| #20 | rock lobster | 1 |
| #17 | rocket fuel | 26 |
| #86 | rockfish stomach | 9 |
| #58 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 3 |
| #18 | rocky road ice cream | 5 |
| #101 | rogue swarmer | 209 |
| #9 | roll of meat | 111 |
| #10 | room scale green bean casserole | 203 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #138 | rose | 18 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #13 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 178 |
| #16 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 165 |
| #14 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 179 |
| #12 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 184 |
| #25 | rubber emo roe | 899 |
| #36 | ruby on canes | 7 |
| #44 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 11 |
| #19 | runny fermented egg | 11 |
| #16 | runny icing | 654 |
| #23 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 22 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #303 | s'more | 19 |
| 🥈 | sack lunch | 5,159 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #134 | salmagumdi | 2 |
| #46 | salt plum | 259 |
| #11 | salt wages | 488 |
| #111 | salted mutton | 3 |
| #11 | salty gumdrop | 444 |
| #1710 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #77 | sawblade fragment | 209 |
| #36 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 10 |
| #8 | scabrous seal epaulets | 1 |
| #4 | scintillating oyster egg | 200 |
| #23 | scissor duck | 5 |
| #5 | scroll of pasta summoning | 2,161 |
| #15 | self-repairing earmuffs | 26 |
| #52 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #12 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 87 |
| #333 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 11 |
| #77 | set of jacks | 2 |
| #112 | severed rocking horse head | 4 |
| #8 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 2 |
| #7 | shard of double-ice | 13,500 |
| #17 | sharpened hubcap | 5 |
| #92 | shingle | 105 |
| #17 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #9 | shiny ring | 2,655 |
| #62 | shipwright's hammer | 3 |
| #57 | shot of mescal | 55 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #6 | shovelful of dirt | 144 |
| #16 | shushed potatoes | 13 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #26 | silent pea shooter | 49 |
| #34 | silver shotgun shell | 15 |
| #482 | silver shrimp fork | 3 |
| #29 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #8 | skull capacitor | 9 |
| #440 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #239 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #28 | sleeping stocking | 37 |
| #6 | sleeve deuce | 3,019 |
| #203 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #122 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 2 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #304 | slow jam collection | 14 |
| #38 | smart watch | 11 |
| #26 | smoking grass | 1,818 |
| #16 | smoking talon | 3 |
| #11 | snake | 1,337 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #7 | snowman-enchanting tophat | 1 |
| #6 | snowpack | 3 |
| #239 | sock monkey | 11 |
| #14 | soggy elf shoes | 3 |
| #15 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 582 |
| #8 | sorority brain | 204 |
| #14 | soy cordial | 16 |
| #19 | space beast fur | 33 |
| #101 | space jam | 7 |
| #32 | space junk | 185 |
| #16 | space port | 11 |
| #20 | spade necklace | 156 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #667 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #143 | sparking robo-battery | 11 |
| #9 | sparkler | 1,337 |
| #99 | spectral axe | 1 |
| #3795 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #23 | spice melange | 24 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #29 | spirit blanket | 13 |
| #26 | spirit gum | 178 |
| #33 | spirit mattress | 14 |
| #17 | spirit pillow | 20 |
| #24 | spirit sheet | 15 |
| #299 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #97 | spiritual eggnog | 3 |
| #193 | spiritual fruitcake | 2 |
| #66 | spiritual gingerbread | 4 |
| 🥈 | spooky bicycle chain | 1,626 |
| #10 | spooky cosmetics bag | 268 |
| #470 | spooky eggnog | 11 |
| #74 | spooky eyeliner | 35 |
| #757 | spooky felt | 11 |
| #245 | spooky hockey mask | 6 |
| #16 | spooky lasso | 119 |
| #856 | spooky length of string | 11 |
| #75 | spooky lipstick | 38 |
| #488 | spooky stuffing | 11 |
| #441 | spooky toy wheel | 11 |
| #607 | spooky wooden block | 11 |
| #105 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 11 |
| #36 | squirming egg sac | 321 |
| #157 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 3 |
| #158 | stale cheer wine | 3 |
| #22 | stapler bear | 5 |
| #123 | steamed oyster | 3 |
| #22 | steel drivin' hammer | 125 |
| #10 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 3,447 |
| #365 | stick-on-a-string | 11 |
| #76 | stink-penny | 140 |
| #27 | stinking agaricus | 2 |
| #622 | stone of eXtreme power | 12 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #29 | strange cube | 67 |
| #163 | strange shiny disc | 39 |
| #48 | strawberry supersucker | 17 |
| #225 | string of Crimbo lights | 3 |
| #11 | string of blue beads | 342 |
| #15 | string of green beads | 354 |
| #10 | string of red beads | 413 |
| #764 | stringy sinew | 11 |
| #21 | studded sealhide shield | 1 |
| #35 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 513 |
| #23 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 854 |
| #4 | stuffed Hodgman | 58 |
| #20 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 867 |
| #49 | stuffed Meat | 478 |
| #98 | stuffed alien blob | 61 |
| #27 | stuffed angry cow | 883 |
| #26 | stuffed astral badger | 900 |
| #29 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 917 |
| #27 | stuffed cocoabo | 876 |
| #1876 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #254 | stuffed doppelshifter | 60 |
| #30 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 857 |
| #29 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 868 |
| #244 | stuffed gray blob | 186 |
| #27 | stuffed hand turkey | 820 |
| #18 | stuffed key | 948 |
| #99 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #1972 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #25 | stuffed mind flayer | 905 |
| #48 | stuffed mink | 484 |
| #39 | stuffed monocle | 495 |
| #395 | stuffed ninja snowman | 11 |
| #28 | stuffed scary death orb | 877 |
| #24 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 886 |
| #20 | stuffed snowy owl | 887 |
| #25 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 849 |
| #18 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 947 |
| #39 | stuffed teddy butler | 483 |
| #43 | stuffed tin of caviar | 512 |
| #14 | stuffed treasure chest | 957 |
| #25 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 903 |
| #780 | stuffing | 11 |
| #221 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 87 |
| #9 | stylish swimsuit | 752 |
| #288 | sub-molecular interocitor | 11 |
| #24 | sucker scaffold | 315 |
| #44 | sugarplum ration | 13 |
| #30 | sundae ration | 28 |
| #5 | super-absorbent tarp | 33 |
| #75 | super-strong air freshener | 1 |
| #35 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 128 |
| #326 | superheated fudge | 11 |
| 🥉 | support cummerbund | 9,684 |
| #83 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| #96 | sweet mochi ball | 21 |
| 🥇 | sweet roll Alabama | 249,635 |
| #83 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 7 |
| #17 | synaptic soup | 22 |
| #35 | synthetic rock | 3 |
| #543 | synthetic stuffing | 11 |
| #225 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #9 | tarnished bottlecap | 498 |
| #17 | tasket | 353 |
| #30 | tattered paper crown | 6 |
| #44 | tattoo of two turkeys | 1 |
| #17 | teddy bear | 236 |
| #374 | teddy borg | 28 |
| #17 | temperance whiskey | 15 |
| #67 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 2 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #803 | theoretical string | 11 |
| #27 | thermos of brew | 11 |
| #44 | thick walrus blubber | 213 |
| #29 | third ear | 19 |
| #168 | throbbing rage gland | 2 |
| #10 | throwing candy | 243 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #17 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
| 🥇 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1,000 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #4 | tinsel orb | 3 |
| #36 | tiny bomb | 220 |
| #33 | tiny cell phone | 1 |
| #8 | tiny glowing red nose | 3 |
| #7 | tiny plastic "Santa Claus" | 2 |
| #227 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 3 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 3 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #126 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 3 |
| #94 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 3 |
| #148 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 3 |
| #25 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 3 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #97 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 3 |
| #14 | tiny plastic Colonel Brando | 1 |
| #207 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 3 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #43 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #406 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 23 |
| #1223 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #34 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 3 |
| #33 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 3 |
| #178 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 3 |
| #35 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 3 |
| #35 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 3 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 2 |
| #214 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #13 | tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 3 |
| #60 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 3 |
| #35 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 3 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #13 | tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 3 |
| #31 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 3 |
| #28 | tiny plastic Krampus | 3 |
| #94 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 3 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 3 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #152 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 3 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #34 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 3 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #14 | tiny plastic St. Patrick | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #34 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 3 |
| #27 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 3 |
| #60 | tiny plastic Toybot | 3 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #102 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 3 |
| #29 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 3 |
| #114 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 3 |
| #40 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 3 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #32 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 3 |
| #101 | tiny plastic animelf | 3 |
| #30 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 3 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #332 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 3 |
| #37 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 3 |
| #35 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 3 |
| #354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
| #152 | tiny plastic fax machine | 3 |
| #16 | tiny plastic food lab | 3 |
| #637 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #145 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 3 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #26 | tiny plastic mime executive | 3 |
| #27 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 3 |
| #27 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 3 |
| #28 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 3 |
| #17 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 3 |
| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
| #20 | tiny plastic nog lab | 3 |
| #23 | tiny plastic orphan | 4 |
| #40 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #40 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #24 | tiny plastic reindeer | 3 |
| #21 | tiny plastic sea elf | 3 |
| #37 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 3 |
| #508 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #201 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 3 |
| #320 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #2296 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #100 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #114 | tiny plastic trollipop | 3 |
| #65 | tiny plastic warbear | 3 |
| #59 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 3 |
| #19 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 3 |
| #31 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 2 |
| #120 | tisket | 4 |
| #64 | toast | 49,055 |
| #64 | toe jam | 12 |
| #10 | tofurkey gravy | 644 |
| #7 | tofurkey leg | 644 |
| #219 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 7 |
| #5 | tommy gun | 6,187 |
| #19 | toothbrush | 120 |
| #819 | toothsome rock | 11 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1361 | towel | 3 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #730 | toy crazy train | 11 |
| #90 | toy deathbot | 11 |
| #597 | toy hoverpad | 20 |
| #643 | toy jet pack | 11 |
| #96 | toy maglev monorail | 11 |
| #581 | toy mercenary | 11 |
| #728 | toy ray gun | 11 |
| #138 | toy soldier | 11 |
| #676 | toy space helmet | 11 |
| #164 | toy train | 11 |
| #772 | toy wheel | 11 |
| #39 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 23 |
| #83 | traffic jam | 10 |
| #19 | transparent nog | 13 |
| #6 | traumatic holiday memory | 242 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #1487 | tree-eating kite | 11 |
| #144 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #100 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 12 |
| #74 | trick coin | 1 |
| #828 | trilobite fossil | 2 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #132 | tropical paperweight | 3 |
| #38 | tropical wrapping paper | 13 |
| #30 | turchucken | 8 |
| 🥉 | twinkly wad | 1,162,521 |
| #105 | twitching claw | 30 |
| #10 | twitching space egg | 3 |
| #15 | twitching time capsule | 60 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #36 | unearthed potsherd | 99 |
| #16 | unfinished fruitcake | 14 |
| #24 | universal biscuit | 136 |
| #9 | unquiet spirits | 303 |
| #10 | unsanitized scalpel | 27 |
| #59 | unstable DNA | 722 |
| #44 | unstable laser battery | 256 |
| #10 | unused soap | 275 |
| 🥇 | unwound mechanical songbird | 1 |
| #442 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 24 |
| #7 | vampire glitter | 46 |
| #15 | vampire pellet | 23 |
| #31 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 23 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #228 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #74 | vibrating cyborg knife | 33 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #5 | vinegar | 7,416 |
| #10 | viral DNA | 271 |
| #236 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 21 |
| #91 | volcanic ash | 84 |
| 🥇 | voodoo snuff | 3,200 |
| 🥈 | wad of cotton | 296 |
| #376 | warbear battery | 4 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #190 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 6 |
| #54 | warbear liquid lasers | 3 |
| #190 | warbear liquid overcoat | 6 |
| #295 | warbear metalworking primer | 3 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #22 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 13 |
| #101 | warbear requisition box | 59 |
| #7 | water wings | 1,337 |
| #5 | watered-down Red Minotaur | 809 |
| #13 | waterlogged cloth | 126 |
| #101 | waterlogged crate | 2 |
| #11 | waterlogged leather | 126 |
| #9 | waterlogged metal | 126 |
| #11 | waterlogged stuffing | 126 |
| #29 | waterlogged wood | 15 |
| #9 | wax banana | 6 |
| #24 | wax lips | 1 |
| #84 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 6 |
| #39 | whalegun | 1 |
| #28 | whalesteak | 36 |
| #47 | whiskey in a broken glass | 72 |
| #24 | white Crimbo ball | 1,115 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #708 | white class ring | 6 |
| #15 | white tulip | 44 |
| #16 | whoopie cushion | 989 |
| 🥇 | willowy bonnet | 21 |
| #15 | wind-up chattering teeth | 955 |
| #199 | wind-up meatcar | 59 |
| 🥇 | wine-soaked bone chips | 13,882 |
| #52 | witch hat | 12 |
| #29 | wolfman mask | 218 |
| #9 | worksite credentials | 11 |
| #329 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #95 | wriggling severed nose | 1 |
| #7 | wriggling worm | 673 |
| #359 | wumpus hair | 3 |
| #16 | x-ray specs | 961 |
| 🥉 | yam battery | 293 |
| #7 | yellow glowstick | 34 |
| #23 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 100 |
| #35 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 100 |
| #17 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 100 |
| #19 | yellow snowcone | 960 |
| #20 | yellow striped oyster egg | 100 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #752 | yo | 11 |
| #1260 | yo-yo | 11 |
| #27 | yule hatchet | 30 |
| #104 | yule pup | 1 |
| #19 | zombie accordion | 1 |
| #21 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |
| #4 | zombie mariachi pants | 3 |
| #16 | zombie pineal gland | 107 |