Museum :: Maddog Doan

Maddog Doan

Rank	Item	Quantity
#583	"DRINK ME" potion	2
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#22	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#7	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#112	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	3
#1322	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#837	Angelhair Culottes	1
#170	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#786	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#432	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
#437	Atomic Comic	1
🥈	Ax of L'rose	2
#311	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
#746	BGE merchandise order form	3
#373	BGE shotglass	18
#634	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#98	BOOterfinger	2
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#80	BRICKO pearl	2
#438	BURT	36
#295	Baja sopapilla	1
#846	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#610	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#3371	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#520	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	2
#33	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	3
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#269	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	4
#65	Big Punk	4
#49	BittyCar HotCar	1
#34	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#38	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#6	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	4
#609	Bling of the New Wave	2
#501	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#495	Blood Light	3
#269	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
#533	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#1919	Bonerdagon necklace	2
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#94	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	2
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#1168	Boss Bat bling	2
#1987	Boss Bat britches	3
#76	Boulevardier cocktail	4
#568	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	6
#692	Bulky Buddy Box	4
#112	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	5
#364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#176	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	4
#468	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#476	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#851	CRIMBCO mug	11
#1702	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1012	CRIMBCO wine	6
#1222	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#533	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#24	Camp Scout backpack	2
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#105	Carol of the Bulls	1
#104	Carol of the Hells	1
#100	Carol of the Thrills	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#184	Chester's moustache	1
#89	Chester's sunglasses	1
#146	Chorale of Companionship	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#476	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#1872	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#1474	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#284	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	3
#12	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	2
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#329	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#1448	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#132	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#817	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	5
#504	Crimbo Credit	3
#84	Crimbo Factory surprise box	33
#104	Crimbo candle	2
#107	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#143	Crimbo salad	6
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#81	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#94	Crimbo wreath	6
#88	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#305	Crimbonium fuel rod	2
#17	Crimbosmopolitan	79
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#134	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#110	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#375	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#330	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	5
#313	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	2
#410	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	2
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#133	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	1
#294	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	1
#139	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	1
#2374	Crimbuck	11
#774	Crown of the Goblin King	32
#137	DNOTC Box	3
#535	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#841	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	6
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#5	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	3
#340	Dolphin King's crown	13
#258	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	14
#226	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	7
#597	Drowsy Sword	30
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#223	Ecto-Cooler	5
#1783	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#144	Elf Army machine parts	1
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#328	Elf Guard MPC	1
#57	Elf Guard mouthknife	3
#47	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#183	Elmley shades	6
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#1169	FDKOL commendation	1
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#86	FDKOL hotcakes	100
#102	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	1
#172	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#53	Frosty's frosty mug	40
#195	Frosty's nailbat	1
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#85	Fudgie Roll	3
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#784	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#210	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	4
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#1027	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#172	Go-Wassail	113
#104	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	1
#503	Green Clover of Justice	4
#541	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	2
#546	Heimandatz's heart	3
#91	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#87	Hodgman's almanac	1
#39	Hodgman's blanket	30
#118	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#130	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#144	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#69	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	3
#77	Hunger™ Sauce	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#21	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#582	Instant Karma	8
#83	Jamaican coffee	2
#17	Jarlsberg's pan	1
#620	Jocko Homo's head	3
#41	Kelflar vest	5
#25	Kissin' Cousins	12
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#469	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
#61	LOLmec statuette	1
#415	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	3
#453	Lars the Cyberian	1
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#227	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#529	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#301	Let Me Be!	5
#35	Libram of BRICKOs	2
#45	Libram of Pulled Taffy	1
#5	Loathing Legion knife	4
#144	Lobster qua Grill	1
#385	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	68
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#209	Maxing, Relaxing	5
#189	Mer-kin cookiestove	1
#44	Mer-kin darkbook	2
#355	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#777	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	3
#335	Microplushie: Bropane	33
#292	Microplushie: Dorkonide	12
#385	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	11
#579	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	2
#344	Microplushie: Gothochondria	23
#410	Microplushie: Hippylase	25
#352	Microplushie: Hipsterine	3
#334	Microplushie: Hobomosome	17
#383	Microplushie: Otakulone	31
#461	Microplushie: Raverdrine	12
#374	Microplushie: Sororitrate	24
#28	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	2
#90	Moonds	2
#206	Mr. Haggis	3
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#106	My First Art of War	4
#437	NPZR chemistry set	5
#137	Nardz energy beverage	6
#471	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#48	New Cloaca-Cola	6
#370	New Zealand iced tea	1
#411	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	15
#396	Nightstalker perfume	1
#215	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#101	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#197	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#65	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	22
#49	Oscus's dumpster waders	2
#54	Oscus's pelt	2
#1226	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	4
#6	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	4
#81	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	1
🥈	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
#467	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	4
#444	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	3
#194	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	4
#286	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	5
#353	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	4
#461	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	3
#414	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	5
#253	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	3
#199	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	7
#579	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	3
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#163	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	11
#349	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	6
#345	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	6
#455	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	4
#67	Prelude of Precision	2
#17	Red Russian	1
#318	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	6
#21	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	1
#5	Rock Garden Guide	7
#17	S.I.T. Course Voucher	4
#87	S.T.L.T.	1
#146	SPF 451 lip balm	17
#710	Safari Jack's moustache	2
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#2543	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#50	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	1
#467	Schrödinger's thermos	28
#263	Sensual Massage for Creeps	5
#26	Silly Little Love Song	1
#367	Silver Bullet beer	5
#470	Sinful Desires	1
#88	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	8
#9	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	4
#8	Staff of Frozen Lard	1
#436	Summer Nights	3
#10	Swedish coffee	20
#639	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	8
#628	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	9
#672	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	7
#93	Tales from the Fireside	8
#68	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#326	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	4
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#417	The Cooler Out of Space	3
🥉	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
#30	The Imploded World	4
#48	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#699	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
#32	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#51	The Necbronomicon	4
#57	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#9	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
#6	The Smith's Tome	3
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#98	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
#36	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	1
#500	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	8
#121	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	3
#603	Thwaitgold bee statuette	4
#120	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	8
#1013	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#201	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	4
#41	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	13
#1398	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	2
#189	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	10
#306	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#321	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	12
#170	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	8
#104	Thwaitgold nit statuette	2
#345	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	2
#623	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#752	Thwaitgold slug statuette	1
#1079	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	9
#748	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	2
#175	Tiger-lily's milk	9
#64	Tome of Clip Art	2
#174	Trainbot circuitry	1
#38	Trainbot harness	2
#165	Trainbot linkages	1
#75	Trainbot luggage hook	1
#163	Trainbot optics	1
#168	Trainbot plating	1
#40	Trainbot radar monocle	2
#159	Trainbot servomotors	1
#171	Trainbot tubing	1
#79	Travels with Jerry	9
#157	Ultrasoldier Serum	6
#127	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	106
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#464	Uncle Romulus	2
#22	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#1079	Valentine	11
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#5	Wal-Mart nametag	1
#4	Wal-Mart overalls	1
#5	Wal-Mart snowglobe	1
#203	Wand of Oscus	1
#204	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	3
#104	White Hyborian	1
#143	Wolfman Nardz	11
#502	Workytime Tea	3
#727	Yakisoba's hat	2
#895	Yellow Moon of Compassion	3
#153	Zim Merman's guitar	5
#36	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	21
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#188	Zombo's shield	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#192	Zombo's skullcap	1
#353	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	5
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#50	a cute angel	1
#1556	adorable seal larva	1
#38	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#42	ammonite candy mold	6
#1017	ammonite fossil	1
#3684	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#21	anemoney clip	2
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#420	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	3
#126	antique Canadian lantern	1
#288	antique bottle opener	3
#30	antique nutcracker beard	2
#25	antique nutcracker boots	2
#25	antique nutcracker cape	2
#36	antique nutcracker drumstick	1
#32	antique nutcracker epaulets	1
#49	antique nutcracker figurine	9
#21	antique nutcracker hat	2
#21	antique nutcracker pants	2
#42	antique nutcracker sword	1
#20	antique nutcracker waistcoat	3
#206	antique painting of a landscape	4
#257	antique pair of blue jeans	3
#608	antique record album	3
#58	antique spyglass	1
#224	asbestos sword	3
#35	automatic wine thief	1
#11	baby camelCalf	2
#38	baby chest mimic	3
#757	badass belt	68
#25	bag of Iunion stones	1
#501	bag of bones	1
#57	bag of foreign bribes	2
#241	bag of lard	5
#49	bag of unfinished business	1
#29	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	1
#1313	ball	3
#168	bananagate	41
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#184	bark rootbeer	5
#141	bartender-in-the-box	2
#1911	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#602	bath ball gift set	8
#1661	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#27	battered old top-hat	1
#170	beaten-up Chucks	3
#223	beavermouth	5
#161	bed of coals	5
#294	beer lens	8
#312	beertini	6
#232	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#443	bejeweled cufflinks	9
#21	belemnite candy mold	11
#975	belemnite fossil	1
#702	bindlestocking	1
#427	bite-me-red lipstick	19
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#351	black eyedrops	2
#1378	black paisley oyster egg	3
#283	black polka-dot oyster egg	19
#73	blank fudge mold	9
#345	blind-packed capsule toy	10
#1032	bloody beer	1
#42	blue money bag	7
#1328	blue paisley oyster egg	3
#1675	blue plastic oyster egg	2
#1242	blue polka-dot oyster egg	3
#1113	blue striped oyster egg	4
#611	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#36	bone and arrows	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#324	bone chips	48
#52	bone crusher	1
#277	bone meal	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#19	book of facts	5
#624	bottle of Blank-Out	7
#164	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#126	bottle of Mystic Shell	7
#465	bottle of antifreeze	2
#89	bottle of bubbles	125
#50	bottle of fire	746
#4255	bottle of goofballs	2
#288	bottle of pirate juice	3
#89	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	5
#1066	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#142	bowl of mernudo	2
#29	box o' ghosts	1
#5906	box of sunshine	4
#10	boxed august scepter	5
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#41	brazen bracelet	1
#257	bread line	4
#255	bread man	2
#501	breaded beer	1
#1719	brick	8
#589	bronze breastplate	1
#287	buñuelos Jaliscos	1
#36	bubble-wrap simulator	55
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#235	bucket of honey	5
#1271	buckyball	2
#713	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#114	cabooze	7
#528	can of Binarrrca	17
#1888	can of CRIMBCOLA	2
#314	can of spinach	7
#560	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	16
#1675	candied yams	4
#3284	candy cane	4
#54	candy harmonica	7
#2000	candy kneecapping stick	1
#245	candy knuckles	8
#1783	candy stake	4
#7	canteen of eggnog	20
#230	carton of rotten eggs	2
#234	caustic slime nodule	1
#508	cement sandals	2
#287	chainsaw chain	1
#165	chef-in-the-box	2
#508	chintzy noodle ring	1
#438	chloroform rag	3
#938	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#143	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	15
#143	chocomotive	6
#221	chrome sword	4
#660	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#118	clear Russian	3
#1631	club necklace	4
#28	cocoa of youth	1
#624	colorful plastic ball	2
#126	comfy coffin	8
#170	communal gobstopper	5
#195	concentrated fish broth	1
#108	concentrated garbage juice	7
🥉	control crystal	1
#564	cookie cookie	1
#293	cool whip	13
#10	corned beet	11
#1819	corpse on the beach	1
#1816	corpsedriver	1
#1463	corpsetini	2
#606	corrupted data	7
#317	cranberry schnapps	2
#126	crown-shaped beanie	2
#400	cursed black pearl onion	2
#284	cursed bottle of black-label rum	4
#406	cursed bottle of rum	2
#322	cursed cannonball	2
#312	cursed dirty joke scroll	3
#225	cursed piece of thirteen	4
#314	cursed scrunchie	1
#233	cursed sea biscuit	6
#232	cursed voodoo skull	5
#57	cylindrical mold	88
#117	deactivated mini-Trainbot	1
#323	deadly lampshade	3
#37	deed to Oliver's Place	2
#91	delicious comfit?	1
#103	denim axe	5
#737	designer handbag	3
#1953	diamond necklace	3
#208	disassembled clover	543
#1638	doll house	1
#1606	dollhive	1
#426	donated booze	5
#348	donated candy	14
#415	donated food	5
#656	donkey flipbook	1
#52	drafty drawers	1
#149	dragon snaps	12
#33	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	405
#70	drive-thru burger	4
#33	drop of water-37	600
#242	drum of pomade	5
#482	drywall axe	27
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#1578	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#260	eggwater	1
#547	electrical thingamabob	1
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#127	elephant stinger	4
#26	elf army field rations	3
#1186	elven cellocello	17
#946	elven suicide capsule	20
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#1114	enchanted leopard-print barbell	4
#482	ennui-flavored potato chips	67
#1902	evil teddy bear	3
#155	expensive cigar	1
#89	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#19	expired can of franks 'n' beans	2
#87	extra-greasy slider	30
#222	extra-see-thru nightie	2
#313	extremely skinny jeans	1
#154	eye of the Tiger-lily	3
#507	fake blood	2
#1010	fake plastic grass	1
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#347	fancy chocolate car	8
#654	fancy opera glasses	4
#1747	felt	3
#1176	festive sausage	1
#52	fiery wing	170
#212	filth-encrusted futon	4
#39	fire axe	1
#282	[2426]fire flower	4
#81	fireman's helmet	1
#162	fishelada	2
#53	flamin' bindle	9
#294	flan del mar	1
#89	flask of Amontillado	2
#65	flask of egggrog	2
#271	flask of mining oil	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#379	fossilized baboon skull	1
#331	fossilized bat skull	1
#312	fossilized demon skull	1
#405	fossilized serpent skull	1
#307	fossilized spider skull	1
#400	fossilized spine	3
#326	fossilized torso	15
#630	fossilized wing	2
#372	fossilized wyrm skull	1
#18	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	1
#444	frayed rope belt	2
#118	freezin' bindle	5
#113	freightcake	7
#5	fresh can of paint	3
#1441	friendly cheez blob	1
#151	frigid air mattress	5
#739	frigid fudgepuck	1
#309	frozen banquet	7
#2871	fruitcake	2
#110	fudge bunny	5
#841	fudge lily	1
#1363	fudgecule	3
#177	fudgecycle	1
#217	fudgesicle	1
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what items are this player missing?