Museum :: Maddog Doan

Maddog Doan

Rank	Item	Quantity
#581	"DRINK ME" potion	2
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#113	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	3
#1321	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#171	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#788	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#431	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
#437	Atomic Comic	1
🥈	Ax of L'rose	2
#311	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
#745	BGE merchandise order form	3
#373	BGE shotglass	18
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#99	BOOterfinger	2
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#81	BRICKO pearl	2
#439	BURT	36
#296	Baja sopapilla	1
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#3369	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#522	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	2
#32	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	3
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#270	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	4
#66	Big Punk	4
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#8	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	4
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#496	Blood Light	3
#271	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#1920	Bonerdagon necklace	2
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#91	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	2
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#1165	Boss Bat bling	2
#1990	Boss Bat britches	3
#78	Boulevardier cocktail	4
#571	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	6
#690	Bulky Buddy Box	4
#111	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	5
#363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#175	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	4
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#851	CRIMBCO mug	11
#1699	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1011	CRIMBCO wine	6
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#535	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#24	Camp Scout backpack	2
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#476	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#1869	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#1481	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#285	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	3
#12	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	2
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#1450	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#822	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	5
#505	Crimbo Credit	3
#86	Crimbo Factory surprise box	33
#104	Crimbo candle	2
#110	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#144	Crimbo salad	6
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#94	Crimbo wreath	6
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#307	Crimbonium fuel rod	2
#17	Crimbosmopolitan	79
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#5	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#329	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	5
#312	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	2
#410	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	2
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#142	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	1
#340	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	1
#153	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	1
#2379	Crimbuck	11
#777	Crown of the Goblin King	32
#137	DNOTC Box	3
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#843	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	6
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#5	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	3
#341	Dolphin King's crown	13
#258	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	14
#230	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	7
#596	Drowsy Sword	30
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#225	Ecto-Cooler	5
#1786	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#162	Elf Army machine parts	1
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#374	Elf Guard MPC	1
#62	Elf Guard mouthknife	3
#54	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#183	Elmley shades	6
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#1165	FDKOL commendation	1
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#86	FDKOL hotcakes	100
#102	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	1
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#52	Frosty's frosty mug	40
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#62	Frown Exerciser	1
#85	Fudgie Roll	3
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#213	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	4
#106	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#174	Go-Wassail	113
#107	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	1
#507	Green Clover of Justice	4
#542	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	2
#548	Heimandatz's heart	3
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#38	Hodgman's blanket	30
#118	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#144	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#70	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	3
#78	Hunger™ Sauce	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#595	Instant Karma	8
#90	Jamaican coffee	2
#17	Jarlsberg's pan	1
#622	Jocko Homo's head	3
#45	Kelflar vest	5
#26	Kissin' Cousins	12
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#471	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
#62	LOLmec statuette	1
#414	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	3
#456	Lars the Cyberian	1
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#526	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#301	Let Me Be!	5
#35	Libram of BRICKOs	2
#43	Libram of Pulled Taffy	1
#6	Loathing Legion knife	4
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#387	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	68
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#208	Maxing, Relaxing	5
#193	Mer-kin cookiestove	1
#44	Mer-kin darkbook	2
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#778	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	3
#336	Microplushie: Bropane	33
#294	Microplushie: Dorkonide	12
#388	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	11
#583	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	2
#346	Microplushie: Gothochondria	23
#411	Microplushie: Hippylase	25
#353	Microplushie: Hipsterine	3
#336	Microplushie: Hobomosome	17
#386	Microplushie: Otakulone	31
#465	Microplushie: Raverdrine	12
#375	Microplushie: Sororitrate	24
#26	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	2
#91	Moonds	2
#204	Mr. Haggis	3
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#109	My First Art of War	4
#438	NPZR chemistry set	5
#137	Nardz energy beverage	6
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#47	New Cloaca-Cola	6
#375	New Zealand iced tea	1
#413	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	15
#398	Nightstalker perfume	1
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#63	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	22
#48	Oscus's dumpster waders	2
#53	Oscus's pelt	2
#1229	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	4
#6	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	4
#84	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	1
🥉	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
#467	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	4
#444	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	3
#194	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	4
#286	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	5
#354	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	4
#461	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	3
#414	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	5
#254	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	3
#199	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	7
#579	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	3
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#163	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	11
#349	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	6
#345	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	6
#455	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	4
#67	Prelude of Precision	2
#17	Red Russian	1
#318	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	6
#20	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	1
#4	Rock Garden Guide	7
#14	S.I.T. Course Voucher	4
#88	S.T.L.T.	1
#147	SPF 451 lip balm	17
#715	Safari Jack's moustache	2
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#50	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	1
#467	Schrödinger's thermos	28
#263	Sensual Massage for Creeps	5
#28	Silly Little Love Song	1
#369	Silver Bullet beer	5
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#89	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	8
#9	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	4
#8	Staff of Frozen Lard	1
#437	Summer Nights	3
#10	Swedish coffee	20
#639	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	8
#628	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	9
#673	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	7
#93	Tales from the Fireside	8
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#326	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	4
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#419	The Cooler Out of Space	3
🥉	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
#30	The Imploded World	4
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#702	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#51	The Necbronomicon	4
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#10	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
#6	The Smith's Tome	3
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#98	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
#32	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	1
#504	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	8
#136	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	3
#603	Thwaitgold bee statuette	4
#123	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	8
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#214	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	4
#48	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	13
#1406	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	2
#189	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	10
#319	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#326	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	12
#177	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	8
#105	Thwaitgold nit statuette	2
#358	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	2
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#802	Thwaitgold slug statuette	1
#1091	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	9
#752	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	2
#177	Tiger-lily's milk	9
#62	Tome of Clip Art	2
#175	Trainbot circuitry	1
#38	Trainbot harness	2
#166	Trainbot linkages	1
#76	Trainbot luggage hook	1
#164	Trainbot optics	1
#169	Trainbot plating	1
#40	Trainbot radar monocle	2
#161	Trainbot servomotors	1
#173	Trainbot tubing	1
#81	Travels with Jerry	9
#157	Ultrasoldier Serum	6
#125	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	106
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#464	Uncle Romulus	2
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#1081	Valentine	11
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#5	Wal-Mart nametag	1
#4	Wal-Mart overalls	1
#5	Wal-Mart snowglobe	1
#203	Wand of Oscus	1
#209	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	3
#106	White Hyborian	1
#142	Wolfman Nardz	11
#499	Workytime Tea	3
#732	Yakisoba's hat	2
#899	Yellow Moon of Compassion	3
#156	Zim Merman's guitar	5
#37	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	21
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#352	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	5
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#48	a cute angel	1
#1568	adorable seal larva	1
#37	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#42	ammonite candy mold	6
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#21	anemoney clip	2
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#424	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	3
#126	antique Canadian lantern	1
#290	antique bottle opener	3
#30	antique nutcracker beard	2
#25	antique nutcracker boots	2
#25	antique nutcracker cape	2
#36	antique nutcracker drumstick	1
#32	antique nutcracker epaulets	1
#49	antique nutcracker figurine	9
#21	antique nutcracker hat	2
#21	antique nutcracker pants	2
#42	antique nutcracker sword	1
#20	antique nutcracker waistcoat	3
#205	antique painting of a landscape	4
#257	antique pair of blue jeans	3
#609	antique record album	3
#56	antique spyglass	1
#224	asbestos sword	3
#34	automatic wine thief	1
#12	baby camelCalf	2
#37	baby chest mimic	3
#756	badass belt	68
#23	bag of Iunion stones	1
#502	bag of bones	1
#59	bag of foreign bribes	2
#241	bag of lard	5
#49	bag of unfinished business	1
#30	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	1
#1312	ball	3
#168	bananagate	41
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#183	bark rootbeer	5
#141	bartender-in-the-box	2
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#603	bath ball gift set	8
#1662	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#170	beaten-up Chucks	3
#224	beavermouth	5
#161	bed of coals	5
#296	beer lens	8
#314	beertini	6
#233	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#445	bejeweled cufflinks	9
#22	belemnite candy mold	11
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#702	bindlestocking	1
#427	bite-me-red lipstick	19
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#351	black eyedrops	2
#1380	black paisley oyster egg	3
#284	black polka-dot oyster egg	19
#74	blank fudge mold	9
#345	blind-packed capsule toy	10
#1035	bloody beer	1
#42	blue money bag	7
#1329	blue paisley oyster egg	3
#1676	blue plastic oyster egg	2
#1242	blue polka-dot oyster egg	3
#1113	blue striped oyster egg	4
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#36	bone and arrows	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#322	bone chips	48
#52	bone crusher	1
#277	bone meal	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#18	book of facts	5
#624	bottle of Blank-Out	7
#165	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#126	bottle of Mystic Shell	7
#465	bottle of antifreeze	2
#90	bottle of bubbles	125
#50	bottle of fire	746
#4254	bottle of goofballs	2
#288	bottle of pirate juice	3
#89	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	5
#1075	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#144	bowl of mernudo	2
#27	box o' ghosts	1
#5907	box of sunshine	4
#11	boxed august scepter	5
#28	boxed bat wings	3
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#42	brazen bracelet	1
#255	bread line	4
#258	bread man	2
#501	breaded beer	1
#1721	brick	8
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#294	buñuelos Jaliscos	1
#37	bubble-wrap simulator	55
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#235	bucket of honey	5
#1272	buckyball	2
#714	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#121	cabooze	7
#534	can of Binarrrca	17
#1890	can of CRIMBCOLA	2
#314	can of spinach	7
#561	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	16
#1674	candied yams	4
#3284	candy cane	4
#55	candy harmonica	7
#1999	candy kneecapping stick	1
#244	candy knuckles	8
#1783	candy stake	4
#7	canteen of eggnog	20
#231	carton of rotten eggs	2
#234	caustic slime nodule	1
#508	cement sandals	2
#289	chainsaw chain	1
#166	chef-in-the-box	2
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#438	chloroform rag	3
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#142	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	15
#148	chocomotive	6
#222	chrome sword	4
#662	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#121	clear Russian	3
#1633	club necklace	4
#31	cocoa of youth	1
#623	colorful plastic ball	2
#126	comfy coffin	8
#169	communal gobstopper	5
#195	concentrated fish broth	1
#108	concentrated garbage juice	7
🥉	control crystal	1
#566	cookie cookie	1
#293	cool whip	13
#11	corned beet	11
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1465	corpsetini	2
#607	corrupted data	7
#316	cranberry schnapps	2
#126	crown-shaped beanie	2
#399	cursed black pearl onion	2
#285	cursed bottle of black-label rum	4
#405	cursed bottle of rum	2
#322	cursed cannonball	2
#313	cursed dirty joke scroll	3
#225	cursed piece of thirteen	4
#314	cursed scrunchie	1
#232	cursed sea biscuit	6
#233	cursed voodoo skull	5
#56	cylindrical mold	88
#123	deactivated mini-Trainbot	1
#323	deadly lampshade	3
#37	deed to Oliver's Place	2
#90	delicious comfit?	1
#104	denim axe	5
#740	designer handbag	3
#1956	diamond necklace	3
#208	disassembled clover	543
#1640	doll house	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#441	donated booze	5
#361	donated candy	14
#426	donated food	5
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#53	drafty drawers	1
#151	dragon snaps	12
#33	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	405
#71	drive-thru burger	4
#32	drop of water-37	600
#242	drum of pomade	5
#482	drywall axe	27
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#265	eggwater	1
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#128	elephant stinger	4
#26	elf army field rations	3
#1188	elven cellocello	17
#946	elven suicide capsule	20
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#1116	enchanted leopard-print barbell	4
#482	ennui-flavored potato chips	67
#1900	evil teddy bear	3
#156	expensive cigar	1
#90	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#19	expired can of franks 'n' beans	2
#85	extra-greasy slider	30
#222	extra-see-thru nightie	2
#314	extremely skinny jeans	1
#155	eye of the Tiger-lily	3
#507	fake blood	2
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#345	fancy chocolate car	8
#656	fancy opera glasses	4
#1747	felt	3
#1174	festive sausage	1
#53	fiery wing	170
#212	filth-encrusted futon	4
#39	fire axe	1
#282	[2426]fire flower	4
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#162	fishelada	2
#55	flamin' bindle	9
#297	flan del mar	1
#90	flask of Amontillado	2
#73	flask of egggrog	2
#271	flask of mining oil	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#378	fossilized baboon skull	1
#329	fossilized bat skull	1
#312	fossilized demon skull	1
#405	fossilized serpent skull	1
#306	fossilized spider skull	1
#398	fossilized spine	3
#324	fossilized torso	15
#627	fossilized wing	2
#371	fossilized wyrm skull	1
#18	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	1
#444	frayed rope belt	2
#117	freezin' bindle	5
#119	freightcake	7
🥉	fresh can of paint	3
#1454	friendly cheez blob	1
#151	frigid air mattress	5
#740	frigid fudgepuck	1
#309	frozen banquet	7
#2871	fruitcake	2
#111	fudge bunny	5
#843	fudge lily	1
#1367	fudgecule	3
#179	fudgecycle	1
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#3933	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
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#1155	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#1160	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
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#3906	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3892	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
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#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
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#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
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#1375	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#3943	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#3978	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
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#1358	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#3964	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#1362	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
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#4481	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#1328	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
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#3908	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
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#1345	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#8095	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
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#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3937	tiny plastic demoninja	1
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#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
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#1130	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#3921	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3923	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8152	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
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#3860	tiny plastic goth giant	1
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#3895	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
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#3891	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
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#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#1344	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#8112	tiny plastic mosquito	1
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#1337	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
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#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
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#8101	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
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#8225	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3937	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8160	tiny plastic stab bat	1
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#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#4038	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3862	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
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#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3842	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
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#3873	tiny plastic warwelf	1
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#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
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#646	tofurkey leg	13
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#641	tomato daiquiri	1
#1791	toothsome rock	3
#464	top	10
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#666	towel	12
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#2475	toy ray gun	1
#1190	toy soldier	1
#387	traditional Crimbo cookie	4
#50	transparent pants	1
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#12	trilobite candy mold	21
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#139	trout fang	1
#135	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	2
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#262	unearthed potsherd	11
#6	unoccupied sheep suit	5
#1544	unusual disco ball	1
#52	vengeful spirit	1
#1821	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#51	very large caltrop	1
#59	volcanic ash	114
#52	voodoo snuff	30
#313	wad of cotton	10
#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#180	waterlogged cloth	1
#178	waterlogged leather	1
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#173	waterlogged stuffing	1
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#18	whalecake	8
#214	whisker pencil	40
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#90	white chocolate chip brownies	1
#534	white lightning	12
#36	white money bag	14
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#479	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	66
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#114	wool hat	22
#467	woven baling wire bracelets	2
#12	wrapped candy cane sword cane	5
#121	wreath of laurels	5
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#181	yam candy	1
#97	yellow gummi ingot	330
#94	yellow matter custard	1
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#463	yellow plastic oyster egg	13
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2364	yo-yo	1
#40	yule gruel	300

Wow, that's 11,153 items total!

what items are this player missing?