Maddog Doan

RankItemQuantity
#581"DRINK ME" potion2
#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#12A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)1
#9A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)1
#10A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)1
#967A. W. O. L. commendation1
🥈Abuela Crimbo's special magnet1
#113Aluminum Epsilon of Humility3
#1321Ancient Saucehelm2
#834Angelhair Culottes1
#171Ankh of Badahnkadh2
#788Argarggagarg's fang2
#431Asleep in the Cemetery4
#437Atomic Comic1
🥈Ax of L'rose2
#311BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt3
#745BGE merchandise order form3
#373BGE shotglass18
#633BGE tiny plastic toy2
#99BOOterfinger2
#330BRAINS shorts1
#81BRICKO pearl2
#439BURT36
#296Baja sopapilla1
#842Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#3369Baron von Ratsworth's monocle2
#824Baron von Ratsworth's tophat2
#522Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler2
#32Benetton's Medley of Diversity3
#634Better Than Cuddling Cake2
#270Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook4
#66Big Punk4
#48BittyCar HotCar1
#36BittyCar MeatCar1
#39BittyCar SoulCar1
#8Black and White Apron Enrollment Form4
#608Bling of the New Wave2
#502Blizzards I Have Died In2
#496Blood Light3
#271Blue Diamond of Honesty2
#534Bone's Farm "wine"1
#1920Bonerdagon necklace2
🥇Book of Old-Timey Carols1
#91Booke of Vampyric Knowledge2
#342Boozehounds Anonymous token1
#1165Boss Bat bling2
#1990Boss Bat britches3
#78Boulevardier cocktail4
#571Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air6
#690Bulky Buddy Box4
#111C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button5
#363CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)3
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#175CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)4
#467CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)2
#475CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)2
#250CRIMBCO lanyard2
#851CRIMBCO mug11
#1699CRIMBCO scrip5
#1011CRIMBCO wine6
#1224CRIMBCOIDS mints4
#535CRIMBCOLOAF6
#24Camp Scout backpack2
#85Can-Can skirt1
#104Carol of the Bulls1
#105Carol of the Hells1
#101Carol of the Thrills1
#6Celsius 233 (singed)1
#117Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#185Chester's moustache1
#90Chester's sunglasses1
#145Chorale of Companionship1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#476Claw of the Infernal Seal2
🥉Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)1
#1869Codpiece of the Goblin King2
#1481Colander of Em-er'il2
#285Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket3
#12Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium2
🥇Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)1
#331Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket2
#1450Corpse Island iced tea2
#134Crimbeau de toilette1
#822Crimbo Candy Cookbook5
#505Crimbo Credit3
#86Crimbo Factory surprise box33
#104Crimbo candle2
#110Crimbo crystal shards1
#144Crimbo salad6
🥈Crimbo smile1
#83Crimbo tattoo kit1
#94Crimbo wreath6
#87Crimbolex watch1
#53Crimbomega drive chain1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#307Crimbonium fuel rod2
#17Crimbosmopolitan79
#118Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision1
#5Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)1
#135Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping1
🥈Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
#111Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency1
#4Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)1
#259Crimbot schematic: Crab Core1
#244Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head1
#211Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs1
#363Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis1
#244Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder1
#374Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker1
#329Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun5
#312Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet2
#410Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis2
#179Crimboysters Rockefeller1
#142Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail1
#340Crimbuccaneer piece of 121
#153Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso1
#2379Crimbuck11
#777Crown of the Goblin King32
#137DNOTC Box3
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#843Dickory Farms Gift Basket6
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#5Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog3
#341Dolphin King's crown13
#258Dr. Hobo's scalpel14
#230Dreadsylvanian Almanac page7
#596Drowsy Sword30
#248Eau de Guaneau2
#225Ecto-Cooler5
#1786El Sombrero De Lopez1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#162Elf Army machine parts1
🥈Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)1
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)1
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)1
#374Elf Guard MPC1
#62Elf Guard mouthknife3
#54Elf Guard squirtgun1
#81Ellsbury's skull1
#183Elmley shades6
#211Elron's Explosive Etude1
#1165FDKOL commendation1
#30FDKOL fire hose1
#86FDKOL hotcakes100
#102Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square1
#169Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
#13Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)1
#52Frosty's frosty mug40
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#121Frosty's snowball sack1
#62Frown Exerciser1
#85Fudgie Roll3
🥈Fuzzby1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#213General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket4
#106Ghost Pinching Quarterly1
#1026Glass Balls of the Goblin King2
#174Go-Wassail113
#107Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun1
#507Green Clover of Justice4
#542Haunted Sorority House staff guide2
#548Heimandatz's heart3
#92Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians1
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#38Hodgman's blanket30
#118Hodgman's bow tie1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#129Hodgman's lobsterskin pants1
#144Hodgman's porkpie hat1
#70Hotwire™ brand candy rope3
#78Hunger™ Sauce1
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#22Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
#595Instant Karma8
#90Jamaican coffee2
#17Jarlsberg's pan1
#622Jocko Homo's head3
#45Kelflar vest5
#26Kissin' Cousins12
#629Knob Goblin lunchbox1
#471Krakrox's Loincloth2
#62LOLmec statuette1
#414La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez3
#456Lars the Cyberian1
#24Lazybones™ recliner1
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#526Lederhosen of the Night2
#301Let Me Be!5
#35Libram of BRICKOs2
#43Libram of Pulled Taffy1
#6Loathing Legion knife4
#145Lobster qua Grill1
#387Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet68
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#208Maxing, Relaxing5
#193Mer-kin cookiestove1
#44Mer-kin darkbook2
#356Mesmereyes™ contact lenses1
#778Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler3
#336Microplushie: Bropane33
#294Microplushie: Dorkonide12
#388Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid11
#583Microplushie: Fauxnerditide2
#346Microplushie: Gothochondria23
#411Microplushie: Hippylase25
#353Microplushie: Hipsterine3
#336Microplushie: Hobomosome17
#386Microplushie: Otakulone31
#465Microplushie: Raverdrine12
#375Microplushie: Sororitrate24
#26Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog2
#91Moonds2
#204Mr. Haggis3
#597Mr. Joe's bangles1
#109My First Art of War4
#438NPZR chemistry set5
#137Nardz energy beverage6
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#47New Cloaca-Cola6
#375New Zealand iced tea1
#413Nickel Gamma of Frugality15
#398Nightstalker perfume1
#216Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#63Ol' Scratch's salad fork22
#48Oscus's dumpster waders2
#53Oscus's pelt2
#1229Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster4
#6Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog4
#84Pocket Guide to Mild Evil1
🥉Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)1
#467Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip4
#444Pokëmann figurine: Duck3
#194Pokëmann figurine: Frank4
#286Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump5
#354Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking4
#461Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan3
#414Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap5
#254Pokëmann figurine: Moog3
#199Pokëmann figurine: Nothing7
#579Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu3
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#163Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf11
#349Pokëmann figurine: Twitter6
#345Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite6
#455Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth4
#67Prelude of Precision2
#17Red Russian1
#318Retenez L'Herbe Paté6
#20Retrospecs try-at-home kit1
#4Rock Garden Guide7
#14S.I.T. Course Voucher4
#88S.T.L.T.1
#147SPF 451 lip balm17
#715Safari Jack's moustache2
🥇SalesCo sample kit1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#50Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince1
#467Schrödinger's thermos28
#263Sensual Massage for Creeps5
#28Silly Little Love Song1
#369Silver Bullet beer5
#471Sinful Desires1
#89Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags8
#9Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire4
#8Staff of Frozen Lard1
#437Summer Nights3
#10Swedish coffee20
#639Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro8
#628Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita9
#673Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco7
#93Tales from the Fireside8
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#21The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#326The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones4
#5The Big Book of Communism (used)1
#419The Cooler Out of Space3
🥉The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)1
#30The Imploded World4
#49The Joy of Wassailing (used)1
#73The Landscaper's leafblower1
#702The Mariachi's guitar case2
#33The Necbromancer's Hat1
#28The Necbromancer's Shorts1
#38The Necbromancer's Stein1
#51The Necbronomicon4
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
#10The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)1
#96The Six-Pack of Pain1
#6The Smith's Tome3
🥈The Spirit of Giving (used)1
#98The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants1
#32Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts1
#504Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette8
#136Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette3
#603Thwaitgold bee statuette4
#123Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette8
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#214Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette4
#48Thwaitgold fairyfly statue13
#1406Thwaitgold firefly statuette2
#189Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette10
#319Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette1
#326Thwaitgold maggot statuette12
#177Thwaitgold mosquito statuette8
#105Thwaitgold nit statuette2
#358Thwaitgold nymph statuette2
#626Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#802Thwaitgold slug statuette1
#1091Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette9
#752Thwaitgold woollybear statuette2
#177Tiger-lily's milk9
#62Tome of Clip Art2
#175Trainbot circuitry1
#38Trainbot harness2
#166Trainbot linkages1
#76Trainbot luggage hook1
#164Trainbot optics1
#169Trainbot plating1
#40Trainbot radar monocle2
#161Trainbot servomotors1
#173Trainbot tubing1
#81Travels with Jerry9
#157Ultrasoldier Serum6
#125Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide106
#35Uncle Hobo's belt1
#26Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants1
#59Uncle Hobo's highest bough1
#464Uncle Romulus2
#23Uncle Romulus (used)1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#1081Valentine11
#915Volartta's bellbottoms1
#5Wal-Mart nametag1
#4Wal-Mart overalls1
#5Wal-Mart snowglobe1
#203Wand of Oscus1
#209Way More Tears™ pepper spray3
#106White Hyborian1
#142Wolfman Nardz11
#499Workytime Tea3
#732Yakisoba's hat2
#899Yellow Moon of Compassion3
#156Zim Merman's guitar5
#37Zinc Delta of Tranquility21
#182Zombo's grievous greaves1
#187Zombo's shield1
#85Zombo's skull ring1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#352Zu Mannkäse Dienen5
#24Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)1
#48a cute angel1
#1568adorable seal larva1
#37airplane charter: Spring Break Beach1
#91albatross necklace1
#42ammonite candy mold6
#1018ammonite fossil1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#21anemoney clip2
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#424antique 8-Bit Power magazine3
#126antique Canadian lantern1
#290antique bottle opener3
#30antique nutcracker beard2
#25antique nutcracker boots2
#25antique nutcracker cape2
#36antique nutcracker drumstick1
#32antique nutcracker epaulets1
#49antique nutcracker figurine9
#21antique nutcracker hat2
#21antique nutcracker pants2
#42antique nutcracker sword1
#20antique nutcracker waistcoat3
#205antique painting of a landscape4
#257antique pair of blue jeans3
#609antique record album3
#56antique spyglass1
#224asbestos sword3
#34automatic wine thief1
#12baby camelCalf2
#37baby chest mimic3
#756badass belt68
#23bag of Iunion stones1
#502bag of bones1
#59bag of foreign bribes2
#241bag of lard5
#49bag of unfinished business1
#30bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts1
#1312ball3
#168bananagate41
#93bananarama bangle1
#183bark rootbeer5
#141bartender-in-the-box2
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#603bath ball gift set8
#1662battered Crimbo Crate1
#28battered old top-hat1
#170beaten-up Chucks3
#224beavermouth5
#161bed of coals5
#296beer lens8
#314beertini6
#233beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar3
#445bejeweled cufflinks9
#22belemnite candy mold11
#977belemnite fossil1
#702bindlestocking1
#427bite-me-red lipstick19
#35bitter bowtie1
#351black eyedrops2
#1380black paisley oyster egg3
#284black polka-dot oyster egg19
#74blank fudge mold9
#345blind-packed capsule toy10
#1035bloody beer1
#42blue money bag7
#1329blue paisley oyster egg3
#1676blue plastic oyster egg2
#1242blue polka-dot oyster egg3
#1113blue striped oyster egg4
#610blue-frosted astral cupcake1
#36bone and arrows1
#301bone aperitif1
#322bone chips48
#52bone crusher1
#277bone meal1
#61boneana hammock1
#63bonedanna1
#53bonerang1
#58boning knife1
#18book of facts5
#624bottle of Blank-Out7
#165bottle of Crimbognac1
#126bottle of Mystic Shell7
#465bottle of antifreeze2
#90bottle of bubbles125
#50bottle of fire746
#4254bottle of goofballs2
#288bottle of pirate juice3
#89bottle of rhinoceros hormones5
#1075bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#570bowl of fishysoisse1
#144bowl of mernudo2
#27box o' ghosts1
#5907box of sunshine4
#11boxed august scepter5
#28boxed bat wings3
#72brainwave-controlled unicorn horn1
#42brazen bracelet1
#255bread line4
#258bread man2
#501breaded beer1
#1721brick8
#590bronze breastplate1
#294buñuelos Jaliscos1
#37bubble-wrap simulator55
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#235bucket of honey5
#1272buckyball2
#714cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar1
#121cabooze7
#534can of Binarrrca17
#1890can of CRIMBCOLA2
#314can of spinach7
#561can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce16
#1674candied yams4
#3284candy cane4
#55candy harmonica7
#1999candy kneecapping stick1
#244candy knuckles8
#1783candy stake4
#7canteen of eggnog20
#231carton of rotten eggs2
#234caustic slime nodule1
#508cement sandals2
#289chainsaw chain1
#166chef-in-the-box2
#509chintzy noodle ring1
#438chloroform rag3
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#142chocolate-covered scarab beetle15
#148chocomotive6
#222chrome sword4
#662circular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#121clear Russian3
#1633club necklace4
#31cocoa of youth1
#623colorful plastic ball2
#126comfy coffin8
#169communal gobstopper5
#195concentrated fish broth1
#108concentrated garbage juice7
🥉control crystal1
#566cookie cookie1
#293cool whip13
#11corned beet11
#1822corpse on the beach1
#1818corpsedriver1
#1465corpsetini2
#607corrupted data7
#316cranberry schnapps2
#126crown-shaped beanie2
#399cursed black pearl onion2
#285cursed bottle of black-label rum4
#405cursed bottle of rum2
#322cursed cannonball2
#313cursed dirty joke scroll3
#225cursed piece of thirteen4
#314cursed scrunchie1
#232cursed sea biscuit6
#233cursed voodoo skull5
#56cylindrical mold88
#123deactivated mini-Trainbot1
#323deadly lampshade3
#37deed to Oliver's Place2
#90delicious comfit?1
#104denim axe5
#740designer handbag3
#1956diamond necklace3
#208disassembled clover543
#1640doll house1
#1607dollhive1
#441donated booze5
#361donated candy14
#426donated food5
#655donkey flipbook1
#53drafty drawers1
#151dragon snaps12
#33dregs of a Crimbo cocktail405
#71drive-thru burger4
#32drop of water-37600
#242drum of pomade5
#482drywall axe27
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#1576dusty Crimbo crate1
#265eggwater1
#548electrical thingamabob1
#62electronic dulcimer pants1
#128elephant stinger4
#26elf army field rations3
#1188elven cellocello17
#946elven suicide capsule20
#44enchanted fire extinguisher1
#1116enchanted leopard-print barbell4
#482ennui-flavored potato chips67
#1900evil teddy bear3
#156expensive cigar1
#90expired bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#19expired can of franks 'n' beans2
#85extra-greasy slider30
#222extra-see-thru nightie2
#314extremely skinny jeans1
#155eye of the Tiger-lily3
#507fake blood2
#1008fake plastic grass1
#124fancy ball mask1
#345fancy chocolate car8
#656fancy opera glasses4
#1747felt3
#1174festive sausage1
#53fiery wing170
#212filth-encrusted futon4
#39fire axe1
#282[2426]fire flower4
#82fireman's helmet1
#162fishelada2
#55flamin' bindle9
#297flan del mar1
#90flask of Amontillado2
#73flask of egggrog2
#271flask of mining oil1
#88forbidden sausage3
#378fossilized baboon skull1
#329fossilized bat skull1
#312fossilized demon skull1
#405fossilized serpent skull1
#306fossilized spider skull1
#398fossilized spine3
#324fossilized torso15
#627fossilized wing2
#371fossilized wyrm skull1
#18fragment of Jarlsberg's soul1
#444frayed rope belt2
#117freezin' bindle5
#119freightcake7
🥉fresh can of paint3
#1454friendly cheez blob1
#151frigid air mattress5
#740frigid fudgepuck1
#309frozen banquet7
#2871fruitcake2
#111fudge bunny5
#843fudge lily1
#1367fudgecule3
#179fudgecycle1
#219fudgesicle1
#324funhouse mirror1
#196future drug: Smartinex1
#4737fuzzy dice1
#33fuzzy polar bear ears1
#498gas balloon5
#443gearbox necklace2
#151ghost of a necklace40
#209ghost protocol3
#380ghost trap1
#392ghostly body paint7
#621giant designer sunglasses5
#290giant discarded bottlecap18
#1169giant discarded plastic fork6
#535giant discarded torn-up glove8
#111giant green gummi ingot3
#567giant pinky ring26
#2477gingerbread bugbear4
#110gingerbread house5
#23gingerbread nylons36
#634gingerbread robot2
#218glass of baboon milk2
#182gold wedding ring51
#1709googly eye4
#60grandfather watch1
#112grass clippings10
#68green BRICKO brick1
#62green eggnog3
#97green gummi ingot330
#34green hamhock6
#171green rocket1
#402green smoke bomb2
#82gummi ammonite3
#165gummi belemnite1
#83gummi trilobite3
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#512gyroscope5
#183handful of Crotchety Pine needles1
#223handful of confetti151
#332handful of honey5
#396handful of numbers1
#101hard cocoa1
#133hardened slime belt1
#143hardened slime pants1
#11head-mounted Trainbot2
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#524heart of the volcano13
#172hemp candy necklace5
#912herbal stuffing8
#1140herringcello17
#39hibernating robot reindeer1
#283high-energy mining laser1
#19hobo dungarees1
#27hobo stogie1
#63hopping socks5
#153hot daub1
#71hot egg3
#40hot watered rum397
#76hot wine2
#46hothammer1
#31icing poncho1
#212jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#63jar of fermented pickle juice40
#159jar of squeeze6
#64java cookie8
#1453jawbruiser2
#221jerky coins100
#820kite9
#174kumquartz39
#84kumquartz ring1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1119lavender striped oyster egg2
#267lawn dart1
#86lawnmower blade3
🥉left-handed melodica1
#178leftover Crimbo rations1
#86letterman's jacket3
#206lewd playing card12
#1421licorice garrote2
#196licorice root38
#222liquid SONAR1
#510live wire2
#71lollipop cufflinks1
#250lollipop stick285
#368lucky rabbit's foot18
#56machetito3
#9marble mignonette bowl1
🥉marinara jug1
#575marionette collective1
#790marshmallow4
#482marshmallow flambé1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#189mauve polka-dot oyster egg16
#220mauve striped oyster egg15
#23miniature goose mask1
🥈mint condition magnifying glass5
#108misfit dolly1
#185molten brick63
#205mooseflank7
#20mostly rat-hide leggings1
#569motivational poster7
#32muddy skirt1
#208mulled cider9
#9mulled wine20
#86multi-level marzipan6
#992mummy costume1
#106muskox-skin cap1
#742mylar scout drone6
#73mysterious chest1
#443mysterious silver lapel pin2
#2043nanite-infested candy cane4
#3219nanite-infested eggnog1
#2618nanite-infested fruitcake2
#1477nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear4
#65natty blue ascot5
#393necrotizing body spray12
#225not-a-pipe1
#489nut-shaped Crimbo cookie3
#880obsidian dagger20
#440off-white paisley oyster egg5
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🥈record of infuriating silence (used)1
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#3875tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
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#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
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#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
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#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
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#45tiny plastic Mirth1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#1318tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#3862tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
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#3871tiny plastic Protagonist1
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#772tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#83tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
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#3906tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3892tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
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#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
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#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
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#3857tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#110tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#4022tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8212tiny plastic angry goat1
#1375tiny plastic angry space marine1
#3943tiny plastic anime smiley1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#3978tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#8250tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
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#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
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#8175tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
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#3955tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3908tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#1343tiny plastic bugaboo1
#1345tiny plastic buzzerker1
#39tiny plastic caboose1
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#37tiny plastic coal car1
#8095tiny plastic cocoabo1
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#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
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#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3937tiny plastic demoninja1
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#8093tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
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#3860tiny plastic goth giant1
#8059tiny plastic grue1
#3895tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
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#8128tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
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#1137tiny plastic peacannon1
#8101tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3892tiny plastic scary clown1
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#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#102tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#3851tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3952tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#1126tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#3838tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
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#3937tiny plastic spooky vampire1
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#3862tiny plastic taco cat1
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#3861tiny plastic topiary golem1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3842tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#3873tiny plastic warwelf1
#3851tiny plastic whitesnake1
#52tiny plastic yuleviathan1
#3847tiny plastic zmobie1
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🥇wand of fudge control1
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#463yellow plastic oyster egg13
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#2364yo-yo1
#40yule gruel300

Wow, that's 11,153 items total!

what items are this player missing?