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Rank	Item	Quantity
#15	"DRINK ME" potion	3,584
#40	"Humorous" T-shirt	8
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#71	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	185
#78	25-meat staff	2
#12	30669 scroll	890
#71	33398 scroll	413
#19	334 scroll	284
#1474	4-ball	1
#26	4-dimensional guitar	160
#133	64067 scroll	4
#16	668 scroll	157
#250	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	12
#2244	8-ball	1
#10	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	98
🥈	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	12
#4	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	13
🥈	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	12
🥈	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	10
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	11
🥈	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	14
#401	ASCII shirt	4
#10	Alewife™ Ale	621
#27	Alice's Army Alchemist	88
#27	Alice's Army Bowman	35
#33	Alice's Army Cleric	28
#23	Alice's Army Coward	41
#46	Alice's Army Dervish	7
#26	Alice's Army Guard	78
#23	Alice's Army Halberder	88
#26	Alice's Army Hammerman	37
#26	Alice's Army Horseman	41
#25	Alice's Army Lanceman	42
#24	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	99
#44	Alice's Army Martyr	9
#27	Alice's Army Ninja	98
#29	Alice's Army Nurse	92
#27	Alice's Army Page	87
#24	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	96
#45	Alice's Army Sniper	8
#27	Alice's Army Spearsman	83
#26	Alice's Army Swordsman	85
#24	Alice's Army Wallman	98
#5	Alice's Army booster box	3
#60	Amulet of Yendor	317
#835	Angelhair Culottes	1
#102	Angry Farmer candy	1,896
#26	Apathargic Bandersnatch	2
#26	Atomic Comic	11
#110	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	7
#117	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	7
#17	BGE merchandise order form	133
🥉	BGE pocket calendar	45
#354	BGE shotglass	20
#26	BGE temporary tattoo	20
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#7	BRICKO brick	176,151
#8	BRICKO eye brick	10,064
#34	Bag o' Tricks	2
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#483	Black No. 2	7
#121	Blatantly Canadian	42
#142	Boozehounds Anonymous token	6
#430	Bulky Buddy Box	7
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#26	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	23
#23	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	13
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	10
#57	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	7
#19	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	16
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#49	CRIMBCOIDS mints	33
#36	CRIMBCOLOAF	43
#26	CSA all-purpose soap	448
#31	CSA bravery badge	478
#34	CSA cheerfulness ration	466
#38	CSA discount card	461
#41	CSA obedience grenade	472
#43	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	468
#9	Camp Scout backpack	4
#40	Camp Scout pup tent	468
#324	Cherry Cloaca Cola	3
#41	Cinco Mayo Lager	7
#22	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	3
🥇	Clan looking glass	4
🥈	Clan pool table	3
🥇	Clan shower	4
#47	Cloaca grenade	284
#108	Cloaca-Cola	458
#152	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	24
#263	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	10
#338	Cloaca-Cola helmet	7
#75	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	50
#490	Cloaca-Cola shield	5
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#864	Cold Hots candy	3
#45	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	20
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#7	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	212
#15	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	4
#1123	Crimbo fudge	4
#1098	Crimbo peppermint bark	4
#343	Crimbo pie	6
#51	Crimbo ukulele	3
#27	Crimbo wreath	13
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
🥇	Crimbough	33
#21	Crimboween memo	253
#7	Crown of Thrones	4
#2652	Crown of the Goblin King	5
#96	DNOTC Box	4
#87	Daffy Taffy	483
#229	Deactivated O. A. F.	3
#1538	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#254	Diet Cloaca Cola	4
#160	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	86
🥉	Dogsgotnonoz pills	441
#1139	Dolphin King's crown	3
#893	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	3
#7	Dramatic™ range	600
#141	Dyspepsi grenade	99
#84	Dyspepsi-Cola	990
#45	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	54
#283	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	9
#193	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	11
#72	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	48
#216	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	10
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#111	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	34
#16	Elvish sunglasses	3
#379	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	19
#277	Frat Army FGF	10
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#12	Game Grid ticket	4,073
#16	Gnollish flyswatter	1,107
#6	Gnollish pie server	1,076
#24	Gnollish pie tin	1,503
#18	Gnollish plunger	1,086
#7	Gnollish slotted spoon	1,041
#679	Gnollish toolbox	1
#99	Go-Wassail	210
#11	Greatest American Pants	3
🥇	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	23
#28	Gummi-DNA	111
#137	Gummy Brains	1
#160	Hippy Army MPE	60
#10	Hollandaise helmet	4,281
#29	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	32
#8	Jack-in-the-box	197
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#10	Juju Mojo Mask	4
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#13	Knob Goblin elite helm	1,090
#13	Knob Goblin elite pants	1,091
#13	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1,108
#155	Knob Goblin elite shirt	58
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#56	Knob Goblin firecracker	563
#505	Knob Goblin harem pants	6
#548	Knob Goblin harem veil	5
#230	Knob Goblin love potion	67
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#158	Knob Goblin melon baller	19
#22	Knob Goblin pants	784
#275	Knob Goblin perfume	11
#32	Knob Goblin scimitar	559
#63	Knob Goblin seltzer	684
🥉	Knob Goblin spatula	307,532
#201	Knob Goblin steroids	65
#193	Knob Goblin superseltzer	46
#30	Knob Goblin tongs	975
#74	Knob Goblin visor	196
#83	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	3
🥇	Knob mushroom	145,838
🥇	Knob sausage	260,000
🥉	Knoll mushroom	15,000
#16	Lars the Cyberian	17
🥇	Libram of BRICKOs	31
#145	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
#29	Libram of Divine Favors	2
#14	Libram of Love Songs	4
🥈	Libram of Resolutions	6
🥉	Loathing Legion knife	6
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#69	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	861
🥉	Lucky Surprise Egg	5,500
#134	Mad Train wine	852
#38	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	198
🥈	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	5
#42	Manetwich	22
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#61	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	1
#61	Meleegra™ pills	210
#17	Mer-kin foodbucket	330
#46	Mer-kin healscroll	28
#55	Mer-kin hidepaint	10
#30	Mer-kin hookspear	36
#19	Mer-kin pinkslip	17
#91	Mer-kin prayerbeads	4
#4	Mer-kin pressureglobe	503
#74	Mer-kin sneakmask	3
#107	Mer-kin takebag	4
#12	Mer-kin thingpouch	519
#193	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	21
#38	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	3,501
#80	Miniborg beeper	6
#87	Miniborg hiveminder	5
#86	Miniborg laser	6
#89	Miniborg stomper	6
#80	Miniborg strangler	6
🥈	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	10
#160	Mob Penguin cellular phone	140
#726	Mohawk wig	4
#28	Monstar energy beverage	490
#9	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	4
#482	Mountain Stream soda	26
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#227	Mr. Mediocrebar	241
#155	Mt. Noob Pale Ale	1
🥈	My Own Pen Pal kit	7
#42	NPZR chemistry set	178
#57	Nardz energy beverage	22
#166	Oil of Parrrlay	19
🥈	Olympic-sized Clan crate	5
#7	Operation Patriot Shield	4
#519	Orcish baseball cap	4
#534	Orcish cargo shorts	3
#405	Orcish frat-paddle	5
#127	Orcish meat locker	4
#522	PADL Phone	3
#72	Penultimate Fantasy chest	758
#362	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	3
#16	Piddles	1,194
🥈	Pine-Fresh air freshener	3,938
#8	Polka Pop	1,155
#34	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	50
#168	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#34	Red Pill	11
#12	Red Rover BB gun	177
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#224	Rock Pops	217
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
🥈	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	7
#45	Schrödinger's thermos	1,008
#24	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	3
#1087	Senior Mints	2
#53	Skullhead's Screw	5
#6	Small Medium	6
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
🥈	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	12
#20	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	4
#76	Spam Witch sammich	878
#8	Spooky Surprise Egg	3,000
#4	Staff of the Woodfire	2
#161	Swabbie™ swab	27
#448	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	25
#391	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	32
#321	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	44
#68	The Art of Slapfighting	15
#76	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	18
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#90	Tiger-lily's milk	34
#249	Tiki lighter	2
#170	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	32
🥈	Tome of Clip Art	13
#21	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	3
#21	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1,006
#19	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1,030
#21	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1,009
#20	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1,047
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#7	Tropical Crimbo Hat	8
#11	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	7
#8	Tropical Crimbo Sword	8
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#42	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	18
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#64	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	278
#184	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	19
#66	Uncle Romulus	20
#10	Underworld flail	1
🥈	Underworld sapling	6
🥈	Underworld truncheon	3
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#1001	Valentine	13
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#115	Vial of jus de larmes	1
#1000	Wand of Nagamar	2
#50	Warm Subject gift certificate	5,334
#391	White Citadel burger	2
#288	White Citadel fries	4
🥉	Wolfman Nardz	595
#499	Workytime Tea	3
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#73	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	371
#153	Yummy Tummy bean	1,395
#128	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	17
#4	a cute angel	6
#75	abominable snowcone	430
#801	acid-squirting flower	2
#584	acoustic guitarrr	4
#273	adder bladder	33
#23	adhesive tape dolly	5
#226	all-purpose cleaner	34
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#621	alphabet gum	1
#37	amber aviator shades	8
#65	ammonite fossil	85
#41	amulet of extreme plot significance	594
#65	ancient frozen dinner	50
#140	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	29
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#2604	anniversary gift box	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#270	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#255	anticheese	34
#63	antique greaves	195
#580	antique hand mirror	2
#54	antique helmet	213
#343	antique painting of a landscape	2
#56	antique shield	215
#70	antique spear	194
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#154	arrrgyle socks	19
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#41	asparagus knife	273
#17	aspirin	29
#642	asshat	1
#495	astral mushroom	15
#38	astronaut pants	176
#84	awful poetry journal	3,052
#185	baby cuddlefish	1
#694	baby killer bee	13
#25	bad penguin egg	3
#7429	badass belt	1
#44	bag of GORF	462
#58	bag of GORP	448
#31	bag of QWOP	459
#68	bag of airline peanuts	320
#191	bag of lard	6
#140	balaclava baklava	30
#200	ball	33
#56	ball-in-a-cup	3
#458	ballroom blintz	3
#48	banana	205
#654	banana peel	1
#4	banana smoothie	900
#251	banana supersucker	1
#9	bananagate	306
#218	banjo strings	1
#76	bar skin	256
#305	bargain flash powder	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#763	barrrnacle	17
#367	barskin hat	1
#654	baseball	3
#144	basic meat sword	1
#10	bat guano	9,909
#5	bat wing	6,000
#25	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	49
#4	batgut	85,142
#21	battered Crimbo Crate	1,000
#228	beach glass bead	21
#199	beanbag chair	2
#68	beautiful soup	2
#68	beefy fish meat	14
#138	beer basted brat	1
#446	beer bomb	32
#20	beer goggles	80
#559	beer helmet	2
#114	beer lens	34
#39	beertini	83
#118	begpwnia	62
#822	bejeweled cufflinks	2
#619	bejeweled pledge pin	2
#44	belemnite fossil	102
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#314	big bass drum	2
#376	big red clown nose	15
#76	big stirring stick	1
#423	bilge wine	22
#583	bindlestocking	2
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#22	bird rib	131
#577	bit of clingfilm	7
#282	black candy heart	40
#202	black cherry soda	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#188	black facepaint	1
#694	black greaves	1
#325	black helmet	6
#394	black pension check	6
#257	black picnic basket	6
#523	black shield	2
#613	black snake skin	4
#22	black spot	54
#726	black sword	1
#69	black-and-blue light	836
#531	blackberry	8
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#21	blank prescription sheet	36
#16	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	247
#177	bloody beer	146
#312	bloody clown pants	18
#31	bloody mary	144
#561	blue pixel	74
#45	blue pixel potion	46
#65	blue plasma ball	884
#36	blue raspberry troll doll	2
#33	blue snowcone	527
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#183	bone chips	104
#441	booty chest charrrm	9
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#28	bottle of Blank-Out	523
#139	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	68
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#88	bottle of Pinot Renoir	20
#149	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	7
#163	bottle of antifreeze	6
#61	bottle of bubbles	210
#64	bottle of gin	901
#419	bottle of pirate juice	2
#9	bottle of rum	36,124
#31	bottle of tequila	2,220
#9	bottle of vodka	33,200
#13	bottle of whiskey	18,373
#95	bottled green pixie	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#24	bowl of cottage cheese	1,559
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#190	bowl of oriole's nest soup	1
#6	box	4,300
#68	boxed wine	654
#22	boxing glove	34
🥇	brainy skull	1,399
#98	brick	324
#748	briefcase	1
#5	brine	1,221
#42	broken skull	1,373
#43	broken sword	152
#141	bronze breastplate	13
#444	brown sugar cane	5
#616	bubblewrap ore	1
#5	bubbling tempura batter	405
#956	bubbly potion	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#107	bucket of honey	33
#429	buckyball	11
#86	bugbear beanie	112
#18	bugbear bungguard	1,094
#593	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#144	bum cheek	143
#398	bunch of bananas	10
#113	bunch of square grapes	60
#107	bungle in the jungle	12
#539	cactus fruit	1
#12	calm attention-deficit demon	1
#77	can of Binarrrca	131
#62	can of CRIMBCOLA	28
#4	can of Rain-Doh	5
#44	can of Red Minotaur	150
#211	can of black paint	1
#546	can of fake snow	1
#134	can of spinach	14
#80	can of sterno	3
#11	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	346
#18	candied yams	346
#185	candy cane	210
#4	candy cornucopia	9
#36	candy kneecapping stick	35
#34	candy knuckles	39
#235	candy stake	21
#22	canteen of wine	479
#356	carbonated soy milk	8
#439	carbonated water lily	5
#408	cardboard wakizashi	4
#146	caret	1
#558	carob chunks	3
#416	casino pass	6
#783	cast	6
#143	catgut	90
#44	cement sandals	13
#567	centipede eggs	2
#105	chaos butterfly	4,422
#39	charged magnet	2
#151	cheap cigar butt	19
#127	cheap elven gloves	27
#1514	cheap plastic bottle opener	2
#65	cheap studded belt	872
#17	chef's hat	1,000
#664	cherry	1
#53	children of the candy corn	11
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#507	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#116	chisel	1
#492	chloroform rag	2
#209	chocolate turtle totem	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#4	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	669
#105	chopsticks	55
#765	chorizo taco	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#283	chrome staff	2
#154	chrome sword	6
#25	cinnamon troll doll	3
#50	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	18
#274	clay peace-sign bead	14
🥈	clockwork key	1,800
#967	cloudy potion	1
#66	clown hammer	311
#342	clown shoes	8
#622	clown skin	4
#255	cocktail napkin	17
🥇	cocoa egg	60,000
🥇	cocoa eggshell fragment	96,792
#597	coffin lid	1
#118	cold ninja mask	36
#325	collection of tiny spooky objects	3
#106	colored-light "necklace"	3
#11	colorful plastic ball	10,001
#524	communications windchimes	3
#45	container of Spooky Putty	2
#746	cool mushroom	1
#169	cool mushroom casserole	1
#458	cool whip	5
#366	copper ha'penny charrrm	12
#175	cornuthaum	49
#141	corrupted data	170
#11	cotton candy cocoon	5
#253	cranberries	121
#319	crazy little Turkish delight	36
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#52	cream pie	52
#224	cream stout	18
#187	creamsicle	26
#161	crowbar	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
🥈	crystallized memory	31
#458	cup of primitive beer	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#919	cyborg doll	1
#229	cyborg stompin' boot	7
#68	cymbal syrup	209
#1025	daisy	1
#393	dance card	3
#58	dandy lion cub	1
#723	dark potion	5
#179	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
#424	dead guy's watch	13
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#252	decorative fountain	31
#58	defective skull	345
#477	dehydrated caviar	5
#89	delicious comfit?	1
#1795	delicious salad	1
🥈	deluxe fax machine	48
#50	dented harmonica	94
#448	deodorant	3
#471	depantsing bomb	3
#11	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	2
#4	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	11
#8	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	23
#22	depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
#497	desiccated apricot	6
#17	designer handbag	63
#579	diamond-studded cane	6
#26	digital underground potion	7
#6	dill	2,805
#63	dirty hobo gloves	530
🥉	disassembled clover	28,426
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#27	disco ball	5,561
#18	disco mask	8,478
#666	disease	8
#670	disembodied brain	2
#413	disintegrating quill pen	11
#417	disintegrating sheet music	2
#111	distilled fortified wine	21
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#89	disturbing fanfic	3,064
#32	divine blowout	1,730
#40	divine can of silly string	1,652
#32	divine champagne flute	757
#14	divine champagne popper	834
#24	divine cracker	823
#35	divine noisemaker	1,731
#16	diving muff	63
#109	doll house	54
#5	dollhive	797
#27	donkey flipbook	20
#234	dope gangsta bling-bling	4
#87	double-barreled sling	17
#75	draggin' ball hat	162
#113	dragon snaps	25
#91	dried face	64
#9	dry noodles	33,000
#1979	drywall axe	1
#179	duck-on-a-string	12
#206	dull fish scale	25
#90	dungeoneer's dungarees	14
#6	dusty Crimbo crate	1,000
#62	dwarf bread	94
#470	eXtreme mittens	6
#567	eXtreme scarf	3
#791	effervescent potion	3
#87	eggnog	204
#78	elephant stinger	11
#108	elven limbos gingerbread	90
#2017	elven cellocello	2
#81	elven moonshine	106
#172	elven socks	23
#34	elven suicide capsule	190
#8	elven whittling knife	7
#615	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	12
#13	empty meat tank	2,368
#41	enchanted bean	220
#52	enchanted brass knuckles	4
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
#63	encoder ring	266
#338	energy drink IV	6
#92	ennui-flavored potato chips	623
#372	enormous belt buckle	7
#47	especially salty dog	13
#465	evil golden arch	13
#231	evil golden arches	3
#365	evil teddy bear	39
#50	exotic parrot egg	1
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#220	tree-eating kite	167
#175	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	5
#38	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	22
#54	trilobite fossil	96
#132	tropical paperweight	3
#16	tropical wrapping paper	22
#138	trout fang	1
#400	tube of dread wax	5
#392	tulip	1
#21	turtle totem	8,989
#19	twitching claw	83
#5	unemployed hunchbacked minion	2
#148	unlocked meat locker	1
#609	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1
#24	unstable DNA	1,667
#32	unstable laser battery	313
#164	upsy daisy	43
#728	urinal cake	1
#1112	valuable trinket	40
#106	vampire collar	22
#230	vampire duck-on-a-string	53
#266	vampire pearl	1
#12	vial of patchouli oil	268
#69	vibrating cyborg knife	34
#44	viking helmet	561
#9	vinegar	3,432
#341	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	27
#29	vitachoconutriment capsule	96
#564	volcanic ash	1
#187	vorpal blade	48
🥇	wad of dough	661,754
#279	wad of tofu	18
#74	walrus ice cream	2
#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
#480	water pipe bomb	48
#55	water purification pills	458
#275	water wings	3
#179	water-polo cap	1
#103	wet venom duct	3
#386	wheel	10
#903	white balloon	1
#150	white candy heart	282
#12	white chocolate and tomato pizza	2,276
#38	white collar	81
#36	white hat hacker T-shirt	37
#196	white lightning	84
#37	white picket fence	85
#4	white pixel	55,000
#102	white rice	27
#28	white satin pants	228
#24	white satin shield	122
#69	white snake skin	198
#36	white sword	245
#118	wholeberd	1
#65	whoopie cushion	337
#60	wind-up chattering teeth	352
#164	wind-up meatcar	69
#296	windchimes	26
#50	wine-soaked bone chips	18
#103	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	544
#28	wizard action figure	2
#28	wooden stakes	153
#862	worthless knick-knack	2
#232	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#70	x-ray specs	297
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#202	yellow candy heart	259
#17	yellow gummi ingot	1,456
#94	yellow matter custard	1
#191	yellow snowcone	157
#1397	yeti fur	6
#752	yo	11
#36	yo-yo	904
#344	yohohoyo	5
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#1453	zombie pineal gland	2

Wow, that's 3,843,777 items total!

what items are this player missing?