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#15"DRINK ME" potion3,584
#40"Humorous" T-shirt8
#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#711337 7r0uZ0RZ185
#7825-meat staff2
#1230669 scroll890
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#19334 scroll284
#14744-ball1
#264-dimensional guitar160
#13364067 scroll4
#16668 scroll157
#2507-Foot Dwarven mattock12
#22458-ball1
#9A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes98
🥈A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 112
#4A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 213
🥈A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 312
🥈A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 410
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 511
🥈A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 614
#401ASCII shirt4
#10Alewife™ Ale621
#27Alice's Army Alchemist88
#27Alice's Army Bowman35
#33Alice's Army Cleric28
#23Alice's Army Coward41
#46Alice's Army Dervish7
#26Alice's Army Guard78
#23Alice's Army Halberder88
#26Alice's Army Hammerman37
#26Alice's Army Horseman41
#25Alice's Army Lanceman42
#24Alice's Army Mad Bomber99
#44Alice's Army Martyr9
#27Alice's Army Ninja98
#29Alice's Army Nurse92
#27Alice's Army Page87
#24Alice's Army Shieldmaiden96
#45Alice's Army Sniper8
#27Alice's Army Spearsman83
#26Alice's Army Swordsman85
#24Alice's Army Wallman98
#5Alice's Army booster box3
#60Amulet of Yendor317
#834Angelhair Culottes1
#102Angry Farmer candy1,896
#26Apathargic Bandersnatch2
#26Atomic Comic11
#110BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt7
#117BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt7
#17BGE merchandise order form133
🥉BGE pocket calendar45
#354BGE shotglass20
#26BGE temporary tattoo20
#436BGE tiny plastic toy3
#7BRICKO brick176,151
#8BRICKO eye brick10,064
#34Bag o' Tricks2
#634Better Than Cuddling Cake2
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#181Black Body™ spray1
#483Black No. 27
#121Blatantly Canadian42
#141Boozehounds Anonymous token6
#430Bulky Buddy Box7
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#26CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)23
#23CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)13
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)10
#57CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)7
#19CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)16
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#49CRIMBCOIDS mints33
#36CRIMBCOLOAF43
#26CSA all-purpose soap448
#31CSA bravery badge478
#34CSA cheerfulness ration466
#38CSA discount card461
#41CSA obedience grenade472
#43CSA scoutmaster's "water"468
#9Camp Scout backpack4
#40Camp Scout pup tent468
#324Cherry Cloaca Cola3
#41Cinco Mayo Lager7
#21Clan VIP Lounge invitation3
🥇Clan looking glass4
🥈Clan pool table3
🥇Clan shower4
#47Cloaca grenade284
#109Cloaca-Cola458
#153Cloaca-Cola c-rations24
#264Cloaca-Cola fatigues10
#338Cloaca-Cola helmet7
#75Cloaca-Cola knapsack50
#490Cloaca-Cola shield5
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#864Cold Hots candy3
#45Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce20
#89Comma Chameleon egg1
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#7Crimbo Candy Cookbook212
#15Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.4
#1123Crimbo fudge4
#1098Crimbo peppermint bark4
#345Crimbo pie6
#51Crimbo ukulele3
#27Crimbo wreath13
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
🥇Crimbough33
#21Crimboween memo253
#7Crown of Thrones4
#2654Crown of the Goblin King5
#96DNOTC Box4
#87Daffy Taffy483
#229Deactivated O. A. F.3
#1539Dickory Farms Gift Basket1
#254Diet Cloaca Cola4
#160Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir86
🥉Dogsgotnonoz pills441
#1139Dolphin King's crown3
#894Dr. Hobo's scalpel3
#7Dramatic™ range600
#141Dyspepsi grenade99
#83Dyspepsi-Cola990
#45Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations54
#284Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues9
#194Dyspepsi-Cola helmet11
#73Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack48
#217Dyspepsi-Cola shield10
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#111Elf Farm Raffle ticket34
#16Elvish sunglasses3
#379Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots19
#278Frat Army FGF10
🥈Fuzzby1
#12Game Grid ticket4,073
#16Gnollish flyswatter1,107
#6Gnollish pie server1,076
#24Gnollish pie tin1,503
#18Gnollish plunger1,086
#7Gnollish slotted spoon1,041
#678Gnollish toolbox1
#99Go-Wassail210
#11Greatest American Pants3
🥇Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog23
#29Gummi-DNA111
#136Gummy Brains1
#160Hippy Army MPE60
#10Hollandaise helmet4,281
#29Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration32
#9Jack-in-the-box197
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#10Juju Mojo Mask4
#54Kentucky-fried meat staff1
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#13Knob Goblin elite helm1,090
#13Knob Goblin elite pants1,091
#13Knob Goblin elite polearm1,108
#155Knob Goblin elite shirt58
#183Knob Goblin eyedrops1
#56Knob Goblin firecracker563
#505Knob Goblin harem pants6
#549Knob Goblin harem veil5
#230Knob Goblin love potion67
#629Knob Goblin lunchbox1
#158Knob Goblin melon baller19
#22Knob Goblin pants784
#275Knob Goblin perfume11
#32Knob Goblin scimitar559
#63Knob Goblin seltzer684
🥉Knob Goblin spatula307,532
#201Knob Goblin steroids65
#193Knob Goblin superseltzer46
#30Knob Goblin tongs975
#74Knob Goblin visor196
#83Knob Kitchen grab-bag3
🥇Knob mushroom145,838
🥇Knob sausage260,000
🥉Knoll mushroom15,000
#16Lars the Cyberian17
🥇Libram of BRICKOs31
#145Libram of Candy Heart Summoning1
#29Libram of Divine Favors2
#14Libram of Love Songs4
🥈Libram of Resolutions6
🥉Loathing Legion knife6
#525Lockenstock™ sandals1
#970Lord of the Flies-sized fries1
#68Loudmouth Larry Lamprey861
🥉Lucky Surprise Egg5,500
#134Mad Train wine852
#38MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech198
🥈Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit5
#42Manetwich22
#258Mariner's Friend cough drops1
#75Mayflower bouquet1
#61McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning1
#61Meleegra™ pills210
#17Mer-kin foodbucket330
#46Mer-kin healscroll28
#57Mer-kin hidepaint10
#30Mer-kin hookspear36
#19Mer-kin pinkslip17
#92Mer-kin prayerbeads4
#4Mer-kin pressureglobe503
#74Mer-kin sneakmask3
#107Mer-kin takebag4
#12Mer-kin thingpouch519
#193Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler21
#38Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub3,501
#80Miniborg beeper6
#87Miniborg hiveminder5
#86Miniborg laser6
#89Miniborg stomper6
#80Miniborg strangler6
🥈Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog10
#160Mob Penguin cellular phone140
#727Mohawk wig4
#28Monstar energy beverage490
#9Moping Artistic Goth Kid4
#482Mountain Stream soda26
#171Mr. Balloon1
#227Mr. Mediocrebar241
#156Mt. Noob Pale Ale1
🥈My Own Pen Pal kit7
#42NPZR chemistry set178
#57Nardz energy beverage22
#167Oil of Parrrlay19
🥈Olympic-sized Clan crate5
#7Operation Patriot Shield4
#520Orcish baseball cap4
#534Orcish cargo shorts3
#405Orcish frat-paddle5
#126Orcish meat locker4
#522PADL Phone3
#72Penultimate Fantasy chest758
#362Pick-O-Matic lockpicks3
#16Piddles1,194
🥈Pine-Fresh air freshener3,938
#8Polka Pop1,155
#34Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit50
#168Rainbow's Gravity1
#34Red Pill11
#12Red Rover BB gun177
#422Regular Cloaca Cola1
#224Rock Pops217
#646Rock and Roll Legend1
🥈Schmalz's First Prize Beer7
#45Schrödinger's thermos1,008
#24Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome3
#1086Senior Mints2
#53Skullhead's Screw5
#6Small Medium6
#727Snow Queen Crown1
🥈Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire12
#20Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts4
#76Spam Witch sammich878
#8Spooky Surprise Egg3,000
#4Staff of the Woodfire2
#161Swabbie™ swab27
#448Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro25
#391Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita32
#321Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco44
#68The Art of Slapfighting15
#76The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones18
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
🥇Tickle-Me Emilio1
#92Tiger-lily's milk34
#249Tiki lighter2
#170Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste32
🥈Tome of Clip Art13
#21Tome of Sugar Shummoning3
#21Trivial Avocations Card: What?1,006
#19Trivial Avocations Card: When?1,030
#21Trivial Avocations Card: Where?1,009
#20Trivial Avocations Card: Who?1,047
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#7Tropical Crimbo Hat8
#11Tropical Crimbo Shorts7
#8Tropical Crimbo Sword8
#694Tuesday's ruby1
#42Uncle Crimbo's Rations18
🥇Uncle Crimbo's Sack1
#64Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide278
#184Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix19
#66Uncle Romulus20
#10Underworld flail1
🥈Underworld sapling6
🥈Underworld truncheon3
🥈Underworld trunk1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1001Valentine13
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#116Vial of jus de larmes1
#1000Wand of Nagamar2
#51Warm Subject gift certificate5,334
#391White Citadel burger2
#288White Citadel fries4
🥉Wolfman Nardz595
#499Workytime Tea3
#1119Yakisoba's hat1
#73Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher371
#153Yummy Tummy bean1,395
#128Zu Mannkäse Dienen17
#4a cute angel6
#75abominable snowcone430
#801acid-squirting flower2
#584acoustic guitarrr4
#273adder bladder33
#23adhesive tape dolly5
#226all-purpose cleaner34
🥇all-year sucker1
#622alphabet gum1
#37amber aviator shades8
#65ammonite fossil85
#41amulet of extreme plot significance594
#65ancient frozen dinner50
#140ancient unspeakable fruitcake29
#610ancient vinyl coin purse1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#2606anniversary gift box1
#1081annoying pitchfork1
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#255anticheese34
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#581antique hand mirror2
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#343antique painting of a landscape2
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#70antique spear194
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#154arrrgyle socks19
#288asbestos crossbow2
#1106asbestos ore1
#387asbestos staff1
#41asparagus knife273
#17aspirin29
#643asshat1
#494astral mushroom15
#38astronaut pants176
#84awful poetry journal3,052
#186baby cuddlefish1
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#25bad penguin egg3
#7427badass belt1
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#191bag of lard6
#140balaclava baklava30
#199ball33
#56ball-in-a-cup3
#459ballroom blintz3
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#218banjo strings1
#76bar skin256
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#762barrrnacle17
#367barskin hat1
#654baseball3
#144basic meat sword1
#10bat guano9,909
#5bat wing6,000
#25bat-shaped Crimboween cookie49
#4batgut85,142
#21battered Crimbo Crate1,000
#229beach glass bead21
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#118begpwnia62
#821bejeweled cufflinks2
#619bejeweled pledge pin2
#44belemnite fossil102
#1064bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#315big bass drum2
#377big red clown nose15
#76big stirring stick1
#424bilge wine22
#584bindlestocking2
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
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#576bit of clingfilm7
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#530blackberry8
#143blackberry galoshes1
#221blackberry moccasins1
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#560blue pixel74
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#442booty chest charrrm9
#980borg sock monkey1
#28bottle of Blank-Out523
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🥇brainy skull1,399
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#18bugbear bungguard1,094
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
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#538cactus fruit1
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#274clay peace-sign bead14
🥈clockwork key1,800
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#5extra-spicy bloody mary9,371
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Wow, that's 3,843,777 items total!

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