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| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
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| #13 | MayDay™ contract | 3 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
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| #1641 | box of sunshine | 100 |
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| 🥉 | boxing glove | 426 |
| #96 | candied bolts | 8 |
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| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
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| #26 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 69 |
| #865 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 10 |
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| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
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| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
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| #49 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 1 |
| #325 | disassembled clover | 249 |
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| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
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| #168 | fake hand | 155 |
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| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
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| #17 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 374 |
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| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #24 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 2 |
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| #37 | one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano | 2 |
| #28 | one-day ticket to The Glaciest | 2 |
| #36 | packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet | 1 |
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| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
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| #15 | plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #36 | plastic bib | 1 |
| 🥇 | prescription noodles | 438 |
| #105 | purple glowstick | 15 |
| #8 | raffle prize box | 55 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
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| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
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| #14 | shortest-order cook | 2 |
| #65 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
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| #69 | silent A | 1 |
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| #123 | stuffed ninja snowman | 69 |
| #88 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #5 | talisman of Seshat | 1 |
| #310 | ten-leaf clover | 69 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
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| #35 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 1 |
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