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\nWhen used, this will give you the following item:\nshowitem:3947","type","use","itemclass","","candiscard",false,"cantransfer",true,"quest","gift","smith","cook","cocktail","jewelry","hands","multiuse","sellvalue",0,"power","quest2","mrstore","plural","ambiguous","missing",{"_16":56,"_18":57,"_20":58},4,786,{"_22":59,"_11":60,"_25":61,"_27":62,"_29":63,"_31":64,"_33":34,"_35":38,"_37":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":17,"_46":38,"_47":48,"_49":48,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":65,"_53":36,"_54":36},4448,"Instant Karma","karma",820448502,"This shimmering ball of positive energy is a cosmic reward for a good deed well done. It's gonna get you -- get you right in the face!","spleen","units of Instant Karma",{"_16":17,"_18":67,"_20":68},47,{"_22":69,"_11":70,"_25":71,"_27":72,"_29":73,"_31":32,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":17,"_46":36,"_47":48,"_49":48,"_50":36,"_51":38,"_52":74,"_53":36,"_54":36},4908,"Loathing Legion knife","llknife",674410769,"This is one of the multi-use pocket knives that was issued to new conscripts in the Loathing Legion, the outfit tasked with defending the borders of the Kingdom from attack. Since no one ever attacked the borders of the Kingdom, the Legionnaires had plenty of free time, and used it to figure out how to add more stuff into their knives.

Sadly, the Loathing Legion disbanded after most of the Legionnaires died from a disease known, appropriately enough, as \"syphilis.\"","Loathing Legion knives",{"_16":17,"_18":76,"_20":77},1818,{"_22":78,"_11":79,"_25":80,"_27":81,"_29":82,"_31":34,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":17,"_46":36,"_47":48,"_49":48,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":-5,"_53":36,"_54":36},5773,"Thwaitgold maggot statuette","thwaitmaggot",918465545,"This is a tiny statue of a maggot made from Thwaitgold, the hilariousest substance known to man. It serves as a memento mori -- that is, a reminder that all things must die -- as well as a reminder that you didn't let that stop you.",{"_16":17,"_18":84,"_20":85},227,{"_22":86,"_11":87,"_25":88,"_27":89,"_29":90,"_31":91,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":17,"_46":36,"_47":48,"_49":92,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":-5,"_53":36,"_54":36},2074,"anniversary chutney sculpture","chutsculpture",787455549,"This is a small sculpture lovingly crafted out of chutney. It's given as a gift to those with the fortitude to stick around the Kingdom for a full year. Chutney is the traditional gift for first anniversaries because it embodies the past year of new experiences and exotic encounters, much like the combination of mango and spices. Thanks for sticking around, and happy anniversary!","offhand",10,{"_16":17,"_18":17,"_20":94},{"_22":95,"_11":96,"_25":97,"_27":98,"_29":99,"_31":100,"_33":101,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":17,"_46":36,"_47":48,"_49":92,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":102,"_53":36,"_54":36},2077,"bucket of anniversary lard","lardbucket",792306684,"This is a bucket of lard given to an adventurer to celebrate his or her fourth year adventuring in the Kingdom. Lard is the traditional gift for the fourth anniversary because after four years one doesn't have anyone to impress and one just wants to pig out. Happy anniversary, and thanks for sticking around!","weapon","flail","buckets of anniversary lard",{"_16":17,"_18":104,"_20":105},43,{"_22":106,"_11":107,"_25":108,"_27":109,"_29":110,"_31":111,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":17,"_46":36,"_47":48,"_49":92,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":112,"_53":36,"_54":36},2076,"jar of anniversary jam","jamjar",803043896,"This is a jar of anniversary jam suspended from a lovely hemp necklace. It's a gift given to adventurers who have been in the Kingdom for three whole years. Jam is the traditional gift for the third anniversary because in the third year, one seeks to add flavor to the dry toast of one's experiences thus far. Happy anniversary, and thanks for sticking around!","acc","jar of anniversary jammies",{"_16":17,"_18":114,"_20":115},2421,{"_22":116,"_11":117,"_25":118,"_27":119,"_29":120,"_31":121,"_33":34,"_35":38,"_37":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":17,"_46":36,"_47":122,"_49":48,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":123,"_53":36,"_54":36},2735,"sandwich of the gods","sammich",646801760,"The gods, as myth and legend would have it, spend all their time up in their mountaintop hidey-hole eating ambrosia and drinking nectar. Clearly, the people who write myths and legends missed the main meal of the gods and were only invited for the dessert course. I mean, the gods would be buzzing around like hummingbirds if all they ever ate and drank was pure sugar.

\nThis sandwich, then, is two slices of the toast of the gods enfolding a thick slice of the olive loaf of the gods, and a thick wedge of the processed cheese food of the gods.\n","food",100,"sandwiches of the godses",{"_16":17,"_18":125,"_20":126},106,{"_22":127,"_11":128,"_25":129,"_27":130,"_29":131,"_31":132,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":17,"_46":36,"_47":48,"_49":92,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":128,"_53":36,"_54":36},2075,"spandex anniversary shorts","spandex",259836862,"This is a pair of shorts given to an adventurer to celebrate his or her second anniversary in the Kingdom. Spandex is symbolic of the second year of adventuring because in the second year, one stretches one's opinions, one learns to fit into one's new surroundings, and one starts to get shiny. Happy anniversary, and thanks for sticking around!","pants",{"_16":17,"_18":134,"_20":135},42,{"_22":136,"_11":137,"_25":138,"_27":139,"_29":140,"_31":111,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":17,"_46":36,"_47":48,"_49":141,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":142,"_53":36,"_54":36},991,"tiny plastic Boris","fig29",440543108,"This is a tiny plastic figurine of Boris, tearing a tiny plastic phone book in half. He could be your hero; he is a mighty little man.

The bottom of the base reads \"Series 1, 29/32 (R)\"",30,"tiny plastic Borises",{"_16":17,"_18":144,"_20":145},772,{"_22":146,"_11":147,"_25":148,"_27":149,"_29":150,"_31":111,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":17,"_46":36,"_47":48,"_49":151,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":-5,"_53":36,"_54":36},5933,"tiny plastic Rene C. Corman","tp3_3",764358197,"This is a miniature figurine of everyone's favorite mucker-about with Things Beyond Mortal Ken (and Ryu), Rene C. Corman. Don't put him too close to your tiny plastic cemetery, or he'll raise all the tiny plastic corpses.

Fun Fact: Rene has a brother, Chet N.E. Corman, but he's a Technomancer, so he just spends all his time fiddling with adding machines.

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Rank	Item	Quantity
#103	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#786	Instant Karma	4
#47	Loathing Legion knife	1
#1818	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#2421	sandwich of the gods	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#271	white class ring	34