Museum :: Catatonia

Catatonia

Rank	Item	Quantity
#262	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	7
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#44	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	20
#103	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	2
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#275	Alewife™ Ale	1
#179	Alice's Army Alchemist	3
#75	Alice's Army Bowman	10
#101	Alice's Army Cleric	7
#86	Alice's Army Coward	8
#69	Alice's Army Dervish	4
#181	Alice's Army Guard	3
#166	Alice's Army Halberder	4
#94	Alice's Army Hammerman	8
#87	Alice's Army Horseman	9
#95	Alice's Army Lanceman	7
#187	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	3
#105	Alice's Army Martyr	2
#175	Alice's Army Ninja	3
#169	Alice's Army Nurse	4
#176	Alice's Army Page	3
#181	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	3
#59	Alice's Army Sniper	5
#160	Alice's Army Spearsman	4
#173	Alice's Army Swordsman	3
#160	Alice's Army Wallman	4
#81	Amulet of Yendor	238
#26	Apathargic Bandersnatch	2
#29	Asleep in the Cemetery	24
#148	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	6
#237	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	4
#498	BGE merchandise order form	7
#40	BGE pocket calendar	11
#373	BGE shotglass	18
#92	BGE temporary tattoo	8
#118	BGE tiny plastic toy	8
#67	BRAINS shorts	20
#22	BRICKO brick	38,428
#73	BRICKO eye brick	1,283
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#91	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	28
#100	Beignet Milgranet	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#222	Better Than Cuddling Cake	10
#198	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	5
#30	Blizzards I Have Died In	12
#160	Blood Light	27
#267	Bone's Farm "wine"	7
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
🥈	Boris's Helm	5
#934	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	3
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#132	C.H.U.M. knife	7
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#177	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	5
#106	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	5
#110	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	5
#101	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	5
#101	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	5
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1646	CRIMBCO wine	2
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#9	Camp Scout backpack	4
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#45	Chorale of Companionship	2
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#8	Clan shower	1
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#78	Corpse Island iced tea	55
#249	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	22
#36	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	2
#374	Crimbo candied pecan	31
#454	Crimbo fudge	24
#510	Crimbo peppermint bark	20
#753	Crimbo pie	1
#10	Crimbo ukulele	7
#238	Crimbo wreath	3
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#425	Crimboween memo	23
#11	Crown of Thrones	3
#576	Daffy Taffy	50
#229	Deactivated O. A. F.	3
#842	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	6
#2742	Drowsy Sword	1
#1794	Dyspepsi-Cola	4
#168	Ecto-Cooler	7
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#12	FDKOL hotcakes	600
#179	Feynman gate	66
#21	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	2
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#64	Frosty's frosty mug	29
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#307	Go-Wassail	60
#944	Goodfella contract	2
#86	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
#54	Greatest American Pants	1
#8	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	4
🥇	Gygaxian Libram	4
#512	Hell ramen	2
#18	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	3
#48	Hodgman's blanket	25
#4	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	7
#44	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	2
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#48	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	2
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#49	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	20
#265	Jack-in-the-box	23
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#22	Juju Mojo Mask	2
#44	Kissin' Cousins	10
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#47	Let Me Be!	15
#94	Libram of BRICKOs	1
#29	Libram of Divine Favors	2
#44	Libram of Love Songs	2
#4	Libram of Resolutions	5
#11	Loathing Legion knife	3
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#72	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	800
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#231	M-242	50
#134	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	71
#4	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	4
#22	Maxing, Relaxing	19
#70	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	32
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#6	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	4
#615	Mob Penguin protection contract	1
#4	Monster Manuel	2
#5	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	5
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#40	Mr. Balloon	3
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#219	Mr. Joe's bangles	7
#1209	Mr. Mediocrebar	33
#69	Muschat	2
#4	My Own Pen Pal kit	3
#65	NPZR chemistry set	100
#102	Nightstalker perfume	29
#402	Now and Earlier	7
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#85	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	17
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
🥉	Olympic-sized Clan crate	2
#7	Operation Patriot Shield	4
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#53	Oscus's pelt	2
#1599	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#21	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	2
#67	Prelude of Precision	2
#372	Red Rover BB gun	9
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#1545	Rock Pops	20
#204	Roo trading card	1
#23	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	2
#73	Schrödinger's thermos	500
#53	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	2
#25	Sensual Massage for Creeps	22
#83	Silver Bullet beer	27
#7	Sinful Desires	218
#8	Small Medium	5
#17	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	3
#140	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#16	Summer Nights	23
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#54	Tales from the Fireside	10
#47	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	32
#422	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	119
#98	Temps Tempranillo	1
#252	The Art of Slapfighting	4
#26	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	50
#41	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	2
#82	The Bomb	1
#336	The Cooler Out of Space	6
#39	The Joy of Wassailing	38
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#48	The Six-Pack of Pain	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#49	Tiki lighter	6
#61	Time Juice	8
#33	Tome of Clip Art	3
#69	Travels with Jerry	10
#319	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1
#320	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
#312	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#48	Tropical Crimbo Hat	2
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#60	Tropical Crimbo Sword	2
#110	Ultrasoldier Serum	11
#143	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	8
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#352	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	36
#23	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	1
#66	Uncle Romulus	20
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
🥈	Ur-Donut	686
#39	Valentine	1,600
#102	Valentine's Day cake	5
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#389	Wint-O-Fresh mint	32
#16	Wolfman Nardz	106
#69	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	450
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#1037	Yummy Tummy bean	155
#157	Ze™ goggles	19
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#49	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	50
#11	a cute angel	3
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#1568	adorable seal larva	1
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#1454	anniversary gift box	3
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#69	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	20
#168	antique bottle opener	5
#343	antique painting of a landscape	2
#152	antique souvenir drawing	5
#118	arrow'd heart balloon	5
#678	arrrgyle socks	2
#82	astral badger	1
#800	astral mushroom	5
#121	astronaut pants	70
#47	bad penguin egg	2
#90	bag of airline peanuts	243
#1009	ball	5
#5	ballpark hot daub	50
#222	banana-frosted king cake	12
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1427	bath ball gift set	1
#44	bed of coals	11
#209	begpwnia	15
#42	beholed bedsheet	13
#380	bejeweled cufflinks	11
#35	bindlestocking	34
#130	bite-me-red lipstick	148
#61	black candy heart	238
#813	black snowcone	1
#8	black velvet box	772
#65	black-and-blue light	857
#63	blammer	1
🥇	blank note	1
#72	blue plasma ball	823
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#69	blunt cat claw	1
#56	blunt icepick	1
🥇	bobble-hip hula elf doll	12
#70	bobcat grenade	1
#52	bone crusher	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#58	boning knife	1
#52	boozebomb	1
#183	borrowed time	1
#7	bottle of Blank-Out	1,500
#307	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	2
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#184	bottle of bubbles	64
#95	bottled green pixie	1
#236	bouquet of circular saw blades	6
#437	bow	1
#45	bowl of fishysoisse	13
#33	box of Familiar Jacks	24
#8	box of bear arms	3
#74	box of hammers	1
#152	breaded beer	4
#138	brick	248
#67	broken clock	1
#56	broken glass grenade	1
#247	brown crock marble	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#138	bucket of wine	2
#1067	buckyball	3
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#117	caipifruta	1
#1101	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#4	can of Rain-Doh	5
#546	can of fake snow	1
#733	can of spinach	2
#1299	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	6
#2360	candied yams	2
#1346	candy cane	24
#41	candy cornucopia	2
#2000	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1466	candy knuckles	2
#1093	candy stake	6
#203	capacitor relay	60
#174	carbon nanotube frame	79
#324	cement sandals	3
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#71	cheap studded belt	806
#89	cheezburger	1
#7	cherry bomb	1
#24	chocolate cigar	46
#404	chocolate filthy lucre	8
#70	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	1
#249	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	8
#23	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	83
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#662	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#23	class five ecto-larva	2
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#55	clock-cleaning hammer	1
#92	clown hammer	245
#348	club necklace	18
#4	coffee sprite	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#27	comfy coffin	22
#217	concentrated garbage juice	4
#91	container of Spooky Putty	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#64	cool cat claw	1
#63	cool cat elixir	1
#70	cool jelly donut	1
#243	corncob pipe	6
#74	corpse on the beach	57
#110	corpsedriver	41
#129	corpsetini	39
#209	cranberry schnapps	3
#103	crystal skull	1
#173	cup of infinite pencils	9
#67	cursed scrunchie	19
#58	cymbal syrup	229
#32	d10	1,106
#27	d12	805
#20	d20	1,071
#14	d4	1,109
#18	d6	1,087
#29	d8	1,045
#58	dandy lion cub	1
#323	deadly lampshade	3
#15	deck of lewd playing cards	1
#262	deck of tropical cards	2
#84	defective skull	249
#33	deluxe fax machine	7
#456	designer handbag	6
#61	dethklok	1
#158	diamond necklace	28
#1385	disassembled clover	3
#16	divine blowout	4,756
#17	divine can of silly string	4,889
#20	divine champagne flute	1,195
#11	divine champagne popper	974
#19	divine cracker	1,066
#18	divine noisemaker	4,801
#80	double daisy	5
#79	double-ice box	1
#103	double-ice britches	1
#170	double-ice cap	1
#4	drop of water-37	5,000
#47	drum of pomade	25
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#425	dwarvish magazine	1
#3267	easter egg balloon	4
#159	effluvious emerald	9
#690	eggnog	25
#1811	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#737	elven cellocello	25
#1393	elven moonshine	2
#693	elven suicide capsule	25
#5	emo roe	1
#1479	enchanted leopard-print barbell	2
#60	encoder ring	278
#45	ennui-flavored potato chips	1,075
#219	epic wad	2
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#179	evil teddy bear	86
#71	exploding hacky-sack	50
#90	explosion-flavored chewing gum	250
#70	extra-greasy slider	38
#74	extra-see-thru nightie	8
#136	extremely skinny jeans	7
#12	fairy-worn boots	4
#91	fake fake vomit	276
#95	fake hand	244
#26	fake plastic grass	56
#14	fancy black tie	1
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#229	fancy canapés	2
#2521	fancy chocolate	1
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#724	fancy dress ball	15
#227	fancy opera glasses	19
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#686	festive sausage	2
#387	fetid feather	17
#721	figurine of a cold seal	4
#212	filth-encrusted futon	4
#1134	fire	3
#529	fire poi	1
#23	flamin' bindle	15
#406	flaming feather	21
#905	flaregun	1
#60	flavored foot massage oil	839
#398	flirtatious feather	12
#36	floaty stone sphere	2
#61	fluorescent lightbulb	1
#64	foam dart	804
#4	foot-long hot daub	5
#67	forbidden danish	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#282	fossilized baboon skull	2
#312	fossilized demon skull	1
#443	fossilized limb	16
#404	fossilized serpent skull	1
#205	fossilized spider skull	2
#299	fossilized spike	14
#466	fossilized spine	2
#377	fossilized torso	11
#341	fossilized wing	9
#371	fossilized wyrm skull	1
#270	frayed rope belt	5
#15	freezin' bindle	16
#357	frightful feather	21
#16	frigid air mattress	19
#501	frigid mote	1
#91	frosty halo	1
#373	frozen banquet	5
#65	frozen danish	1
#448	frozen feather	14
#3426	fruitcake	1
#377	fudge bunny	1
#258	fudge spork	1
#179	fudgecycle	1
#78	furry halo	1
#236	garish pinky ring	19
#51	ghost protocol	11
#140	ghostly body paint	37
#161	giant candy cane	1
#237	giant designer sunglasses	19
#239	giant glass of brandy	2
#240	giant marshmallow	1
#11	gift-a-pult	20
#3939	gingerbread bugbear	1
#2303	gingerbread horror	3
#307	gingerbread house	2
#683	gingerbread mutant bugbear	6
#126	ginormous pumpkin	2
#179	glacial sapphire	4
#225	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#27	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	7
#14	glowing frisbee	3
#70	grape troll doll	1
#184	green balloon	50
#58	green candy heart	681
#1006	green glowstick	1
#142	green peawee marble	5
#339	gyroscope	9
#54	haiku katana	2
#210	half-orchid	14
#47	hammerus	1
#182	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
#3719	handful of confetti	4
#4	handful of honey	1,765
#290	heart necklace	21
#1455	heart-shaped balloon	1
#2084	herbal stuffing	2
#1025	herringcello	19
🥉	hibernating robot reindeer	6
#8	hippo tutu	1
#184	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#626	holiday cheese log	2
#28	holiday log	19
#74	holy bomb, batman	1
#68	homeless hobo spirit	1
🥈	hot daub bun	5
#5	hot daub stand	5
#70	huge pumpkin	6
#606	huge spoon	1
#10	ice baby	1
#62	ice sickle	1
#1763	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#134	imitation nice watch	1
#123	incredibly creepy marionette	21
#11	infant sandworm	3
#73	invisible bag	10
#320	ion grid	42
#1395	irradiated candy cane	4
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#77	jar of fermented pickle juice	32
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#531	jawbruiser	5
#88	jazz soap	247
#41	jingle bell	1
#8	jitterbug larva	1
#85	joybuzzer	256
#530	kick-ass kicks	1
#507	killer rag doll	5
#1688	kite	2
#65	lavender candy heart	697
#259	left half of a heart necklace	2
#221	lesser grodulated violet	18
#5	lewd playing card	845
#104	libation of liveliness	5
#421	licorice garrote	5
#21	little box of fireworks	3
#836	live wire	1
#14	llama lama cria	4
#178	logic synthesizer	75
#8	lollipop stick	6,695
#107	lost key	15
#53	love song of disturbing obsession	427
#60	love song of icy revenge	280
#63	love song of naughty innuendo	349
#68	love song of smoldering passion	321
#54	love song of sugary cuteness	367
#69	love song of vague ambiguity	328
#7	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	10
#190	lucky bottlecap	8
#251	lump of coal	1
#173	mad scientist's sock monkey	18
#87	magical ice cube with a fly in it	232
#248	makeshift cape	1
🥉	makeshift castanets	1
#195	makeshift crane	1
#78	makeshift skirt	2
#181	makeshift turban	1
#174	mandarina colada	3
#98	marshmallow flambé	5
#112	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	5
#588	molotov cocktail cocktail	1
#5	molten brick	1,103
#2028	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#70	mood ring	204
#40	moveable feast	1
#33	mulled cider	57
#95	mummy costume	80
#218	mummy mask	1
#686	mummy wrapping	5
#742	mylar scout drone	6
#4	mysterious chest	7
#3074	nanite-infested candy cane	2
#695	nanite-infested eggnog	7
#3326	nanite-infested fruitcake	1
#1086	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	5
#80	naughty origami kit	1
#44	necrotizing body spray	126
#12	nervous tick egg	1
#49	noxious gas grenade	1
#3383	obsidian dagger	1
#69	occult jelly donut	1
#31	old patched suit-pants	1
#218	onion shurikens	1
#2042	oozenog	2
#848	orange and black Crimboween candy	1
#82	orange candy heart	754
#10	organ grinder	3
#70	oversized snowflake	1
#147	pack of KWE trading card	19
#220	pack of pogs	87
#18	packet of mayfly bait	3
#109	paint bomb	13
#512	pair of bolt cutters	6
#662	palm frond	2
#129	panhandle panhandling hat	12
#84	panicked kernel	1
#21	paperclip	2,000
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#189	parasitic tentacles	1
#516	passable elf mask	9
#1564	pasta spoon	1
#166	peanut brittle shield	22
#657	penguin focaccia bread	25
#44	personal massager	787
#77	personalized coffee mug	834
#592	pet rock	13
#88	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	237
#104	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	225
#52	petrified time	6
#65	petrified wood	182
#47	phish stick	21
#747	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#168	pile of loose snow	1
#71	pink candy heart	710
#122	plain brown wrapper	7
#367	plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#248	pog #01 (spider)	4
#210	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	5
#122	pog #03 (warwelf)	9
#205	pog #04 (skleleton)	5
#212	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	5
#155	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	7
#212	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	5
#158	pog #08 (hellion)	7
#149	pog #09 (pirate)	8
#228	pog #10 (hobo)	5
#179	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	6
#622	poison pen	3
#129	pool torpedo	13
#1433	portable corkscrew	1
#47	portable photocopier	115
#1010	possessed top	5
#40	potion of X-ray vision	1
#48	potion of animal rage	1
#146	potion of potency	3
#60	potion of punctual companionship	1
#55	potion of the captain's hammer	1
#69	potion of the field gar	1
#64	potion of the litterbox	1
#43	pottery club	1
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#42	stinkin' bindle	10
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#1824	stolen accordion	1
#41	strange cube	50
#330	string of Crimbo lights	2
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#1466	string of red beads	6
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#252	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	129
#602	stuffed Meat	79
#407	stuffed alien blob	15
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🥇	time sleigh	1
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#443	tiny bottle of absinthe	23
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#3930	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#3176	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#2195	tiny plastic Black Knight	3
#3176	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#2048	tiny plastic Boss Bat	2
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
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#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
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#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#836	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	2
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
#84	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#3954	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3873	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#3909	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3883	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3872	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3894	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#84	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#2763	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	2
#3871	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#850	tiny plastic Scream Queen	2
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#3904	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#3061	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3065	tiny plastic The Man	1
#3926	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#3855	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4541	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#952	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	2
#2205	tiny plastic angry bugbear	3
#3949	tiny plastic angry goat	4
#3939	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#3974	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3978	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#4862	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	3
#8124	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#4477	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#6188	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	2
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3953	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3906	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#4874	tiny plastic cocoabo	3
#4886	tiny plastic coffee pixie	3
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3174	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3935	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3875	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
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#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#4885	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	3
#2520	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	7
#6154	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	2
#2135	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	3
#973	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	2
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8057	tiny plastic grue	1
#2794	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	2
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#4853	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	3
#6076	tiny plastic killer bee	2
#3891	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#4837	tiny plastic levitating potato	3
#2728	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	2
#2828	tiny plastic mosquito	6
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#6133	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	2
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3892	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4452	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#3849	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#3838	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#4010	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	4
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#4864	tiny plastic stab bat	3
#3349	tiny plastic star starfish	5
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#2893	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	2
#127	tiny plastic sword	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#3858	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#3873	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3847	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#73	toasted brie	1
#1403	tofurkey gravy	5
#1389	tofurkey leg	5
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#162	tooth	25
#272	toothsome rock	40
#2069	top	1
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#152	toy crazy train	65
#96	toy jet pack	84
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#244	toy mercenary	31
#125	toy ray gun	79
#115	toy space helmet	81
#478	tree skirt	1
#207	tree-eating kite	179
#1037	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#23	tropical paperweight	11
#13	tropical wrapping paper	29
#1104	twitching claw	4
#98	ultrafondue	1
#116	unbearable light	1
#1920	unstable DNA	7
#217	upsy daisy	18
#728	urinal cake	1
#255	vampire duck-on-a-string	49
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#40	voodoo snuff	38
#406	war tongs	2
#708	water pipe bomb	13
#97	watered-down Red Minotaur	21
#41	wheel	58
#80	whisker pencil	94
#235	white balloon	50
#75	white candy heart	723
#94	whoopie cushion	235
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#113	wind-up chattering teeth	213
#232	wind-up meatcar	50
#40	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1,075
#80	witch hat	9
#69	wizard action figure	1
#103	wolfman mask	80
#595	wool hat	1
#79	x-ray specs	266
#101	yellow candy heart	727
#95	yellow snowcone	269
#710	yo	12
#70	yohohoyo	52
#6	yuletide troll chrysalis	6

Wow, that's 140,362 items total!

what items are this player missing?