| #174 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 11 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #70 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #480 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #680 | BGE merchandise order form | 4 |
| #363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #363 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #106 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 5 |
| #175 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
| #148 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 4 |
| #155 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 4 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1033 | CRIMBCO mug | 8 |
| #929 | CRIMBCO wine | 7 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #216 | Corpse Island iced tea | 24 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #150 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 4 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #416 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 15 |
| #60 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| #89 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥉 | Grimacite Bock | 14 |
| #86 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #13 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 2 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #29 | Libram of Divine Favors | 2 |
| #112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #47 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #75 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #19 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 2 |
| #323 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 4 |
| 🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
| #112 | Ralph IX cognac | 2 |
| #61 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #263 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 3 |
| #68 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #1232 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #629 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #322 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 10 |
| #113 | The Joy of Wassailing | 21 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #114 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #109 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #584 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #659 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #49 | a cute angel | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #47 | bad penguin egg | 2 |
| #807 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
| #315 | battered Crimbo Crate | 38 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #501 | bottle of Blank-Out | 14 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #403 | bowl of fishysoisse | 2 |
| #2367 | box of sunshine | 48 |
| #181 | brine | 93 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #110 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #286 | canteen of wine | 90 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #706 | club necklace | 10 |
| #383 | concentrated garbage juice | 2 |
| #315 | corncob pipe | 4 |
| #119 | corpse on the beach | 41 |
| #217 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #247 | corpsedriver | 20 |
| #145 | corpsetini | 36 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #212 | cup of infinite pencils | 7 |
| #23 | dandy lion cub | 2 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #262 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #9 | deflated inflatable dodecapede | 1 |
| #188 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #882 | diamond necklace | 8 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #526 | dusty Crimbo crate | 21 |
| #208 | elven limbos gingerbread | 60 |
| #1133 | elven cellocello | 18 |
| #761 | elven moonshine | 11 |
| #209 | elven socks | 20 |
| #1176 | elven suicide capsule | 16 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #495 | extra-greasy slider | 3 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #14 | floaty stone sphere | 3 |
| #270 | frayed rope belt | 5 |
| 🥈 | funhouse mirror | 720 |
| #12 | gasmask | 1 |
| #236 | ghost cucumber | 170 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #66 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #139 | gray bow tie | 42 |
| #1648 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #40 | hibernating robot reindeer | 1 |
| #68 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #62 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #24 | imitation nice watch | 3 |
| #71 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #550 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
| #139 | kamicorpse-ee | 2 |
| #389 | knuckle sandwich | 60 |
| #2757 | laser-broiled pear | 5 |
| #610 | lewd playing card | 3 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #43 | llama lama cria | 2 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #432 | lucky bottlecap | 2 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #1082 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #12 | nervous tick egg | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #35 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #956 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #454 | panhandle panhandling hat | 2 |
| #84 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #1091 | paperclip | 3 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #78 | paperclip sproinger | 2 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #167 | patent leather shoes | 35 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #459 | poison pen | 4 |
| #1511 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #216 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #1405 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2794 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2196 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1730 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #37 | sane hatrack | 2 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #707 | slow jam collection | 5 |
| #1679 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #1379 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1389 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #64 | squamous polyp | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #789 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 56 |
| #712 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 63 |
| #652 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 69 |
| #678 | stuffed Meat | 70 |
| #1086 | stuffed alien blob | 6 |
| #624 | stuffed angry cow | 71 |
| #884 | stuffed astral badger | 56 |
| #755 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 65 |
| #101 | stuffed bandersnatch | 2 |
| #703 | stuffed cocoabo | 64 |
| #1319 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #660 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 70 |
| #700 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 68 |
| #953 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1795 | stuffed gray blob | 5 |
| #732 | stuffed hand turkey | 65 |
| #402 | stuffed key | 140 |
| #1290 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #746 | stuffed mind flayer | 65 |
| #925 | stuffed mink | 50 |
| #668 | stuffed monocle | 72 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #733 | stuffed scary death orb | 66 |
| #591 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 77 |
| #721 | stuffed snowy owl | 63 |
| #67 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 422 |
| #317 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 25 |
| #748 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 62 |
| #634 | stuffed teddy butler | 77 |
| #792 | stuffed tin of caviar | 60 |
| #483 | stuffed treasure chest | 119 |
| #833 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 59 |
| #1072 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 9 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #636 | unstable DNA | 83 |
| #326 | vinegar | 120 |
| #329 | voodoo snuff | 4 |
| #4 | wedge of gray cheese | 18 |
| #69 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #333 | wreath of laurels | 2 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |