Museum :: Lord_of

Lord_of_Ants

Rank	Item	Quantity
#53	Überraschthexengebräu	11
#440	"DRINK ME" potion	11
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#71	"KICK ME" sign	11
#182	"caramel" orange	6
#69	"meat" stick	9
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#81	1,970 carat gold	10
#420	1-ball	11
#58	1.21 jigawatts	3
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#29	100-Watt bulb	7
#61	11-leaf clover	11
#493	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	11
#387	2-ball	11
#32	20-lb can of rice and beans	8
#31	25-meat staff	11
#409	3-ball	11
#511	30669 scroll	11
#662	33398 scroll	11
#419	334 scroll	11
#146	37x37x37 puzzle cube	11
#405	4-ball	11
#34	4-d camera	11
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#174	4-dimensional guitar	11
#34	4:20 bomb	11
#195	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#401	5-ball	11
#400	6-ball	11
#55	64067 scroll	11
#118	668 scroll	11
#265	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	11
#414	7-ball	11
#1052	8-ball	11
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#67	8-bit banana	2
#93	9-ball	11
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#15	A Guide to Burning Leaves	4
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#777	A. W. O. L. commendation	3
#79	ASCII fu manchu	3
#196	ASCII shirt	11
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#84	Afternoon Delight	1
#188	Alewife™ Ale	5
#104	Alice's Army Alchemist	11
#62	Alice's Army Bowman	11
#67	Alice's Army Cleric	11
#62	Alice's Army Coward	11
#55	Alice's Army Dervish	5
#21	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	4
#11	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	4
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#21	Alice's Army Foil Guard	4
#20	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	4
#15	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	2
#17	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	2
#27	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	3
#19	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	4
#27	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	3
#36	Alice's Army Foil Page	2
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#18	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	4
#16	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	5
#16	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	5
#98	Alice's Army Guard	11
#102	Alice's Army Halberder	11
#68	Alice's Army Hammerman	11
#62	Alice's Army Horseman	11
#59	Alice's Army Lanceman	11
#103	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	11
#50	Alice's Army Martyr	7
#104	Alice's Army Ninja	11
#107	Alice's Army Nurse	11
#99	Alice's Army Page	11
#101	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	11
#51	Alice's Army Sniper	6
#101	Alice's Army Spearsman	11
#103	Alice's Army Swordsman	11
#99	Alice's Army Wallman	11
#8	Alice's Army booster box	2
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#94	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
#940	Amulet of Yendor	11
#158	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#2231	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#537	Angelhair Culottes	2
#1437	Angry Farmer candy	11
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#63	Ankh of Badahnkadh	8
#27	Apathargic Bandersnatch	2
#570	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#27	Arr, M80	1
#50	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	3
#45	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	5
#49	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	3
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#44	Artist's Whisk of Misery	3
#1134	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#218	Atomic Pop	1
#38	AutumnFest ale	9
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#42	Aye Aye, Captain	2
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#469	BGE merchandise order form	8
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#867	BGE shotglass	7
#676	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#128	BOOterfinger	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#395	BRICKO brick	11
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#273	BRICKO eye brick	60
#19	BRICKO hat	5
#16	BRICKO octopus	2
#40	BRICKO ooze	2
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#17	BRICKO pants	5
#67	BRICKO pearl	3
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#21	BRICKO python	2
#21	BRICKO sword	4
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#46	BROS Energy Drink	11
#58	BUBBLE GUM	5
#573	BURT	6
#14	Bag o' Tricks	3
#534	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#57	Bangyomaman battle juice	11
#75	Barney's rake	4
#34	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	11
#183	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	51
#209	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	11
#394	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	5
#75	Barulio's bottle	7
#291	Bash-Ōs boxtop	4
#71	Bash-Ōs cereal	11
#6	Battlie Light Saver	701
#32	Beignet Milgranet	11
#209	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#131	Ben-Gal™ Balm	11
#186	Better Than Cuddling Cake	11
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#211	Bit O' Ectoplasm	11
#41	Bit O' Quail Spleen	6
#127	BitterSweetTarts	11
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#137	Bjorn's Hammer	3
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#53	Black Body™ spray	11
#377	Black No. 2	11
#21	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	2
#19	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	20
#301	Blackfly Chardonnay	11
#243	Blatantly Canadian	11
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#100	Blood 'n' Plenty	4
#398	Blood Light	7
#65	Blue Diamond of Honesty	7
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#188	Bohemian rhapsody	2
#424	Bone's Farm "wine"	3
#1015	Bonerdagon necklace	9
#23	Bonestabber	2
#126	Boots of Twilight Whispers	3
#87	Boozehounds Anonymous token	11
#9	Boris's Helm	2
#4	Boris's Helm (askew)	1
#8	Boris's beer	16
#19	Boris's bread	1
#93	Boris's key lime	8
#229	Boris's key lime pie	4
#127	Boris's ring	11
#304	Boss Bat bling	11
#1112	Boss Bat britches	11
#118	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#64	Bram's choker	2
#83	Brandonian footlocker key	11
#373	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	10
#21	Bright Water	11
#65	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#518	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	10
#13	Buddy Bjorn	2
#59	Bugbearclaw Donut	2
#255	Bulky Buddy Box	11
#90	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	3
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#143	C.H.U.M. chum	11
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#288	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#244	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
#75	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	6
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#112	CSA all-purpose soap	11
#121	CSA bravery badge	11
#150	CSA cheerfulness ration	11
#152	CSA discount card	11
#288	CSA fire-starting kit	27
#140	CSA obedience grenade	11
#155	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	11
#6	Calzone of Legend	11
#15	Camp Scout backpack	3
#133	Camp Scout pup tent	11
#47	Cerebral Cloche	3
#48	Cerebral Crossbow	7
#28	Cerebral Culottes	6
#39	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	2
#15	Champagne Shimmy	3
#100	Charity's choker	1
#36	Charleston Choo-Choo	3
#5	Chateau Mantegna room key	2
#191	Cherry Cloaca Cola	9
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#91	Chinese curse words	1
#44	Choco-Mint patty	11
#24	Chori Zo trading card	5
#414	Chroner	22
#15	Chroner cross	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#11	Clan hot dog stand	1
#11	Clan looking glass	1
#12	Clan pool table	1
🥉	Clan shower	2
#7	Clan speakeasy	1
#476	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#63	Claybender glasses	11
#137	Cloaca Cola Polar	5
#892	Cloaca grenade	11
#1040	Cloaca-Cola	11
#321	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	11
#234	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	11
#197	Cloaca-Cola helmet	11
#248	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	11
#207	Cloaca-Cola shield	11
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#122	Cloak of Dire Shadows	3
#95	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	11
#142	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#699	Codpiece of the Goblin King	11
#60	Coinspiracy	135
#1481	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#436	Cold Hots candy	11
#92	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	9
#195	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	6
🥈	Comma Chameleon egg	9
#91	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	11
#116	Cookbook of the Damned	4
#673	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#249	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3
#1005	Corpse Island iced tea	4
#62	Cracklin' Oat Bran	11
#365	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	15
#150	Crimbo Credit	82
#9	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	2
#9	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	2
#760	Crimbo candied pecan	11
#83	Crimbo dinner	7
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#155	Crimbo food scraps	11
#760	Crimbo fudge	11
#9	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	2
#732	Crimbo peppermint bark	11
#755	Crimbo pie	1
#328	Crimbo salad	4
#15	Crimbo sapling	1
#8	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	2
#171	Crimbo train emergency brake	10
#8	Crimbo tree flocker	2
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#308	Crimbonium fuel rod	2
#108	Crimbosmopolitan	5
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#269	Crimbot battery	1
#387	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	3
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#111	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	5
#172	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	2
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#980	Crimboween memo	11
#57	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#84	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	6
#33	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	2
#78	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	2
#82	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	151
#51	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	2
#59	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	12
#73	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#205	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	12
#68	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	16
#47	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#129	Crimbuccaneer shirt	1
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#105	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#35	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#42	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	4
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#56	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	11
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#1744	Crown of the Goblin King	11
#10	CyberRealm keycode	1
#270	D roll	11
#33	Dad's brandy	8
#1361	Daffy Taffy	11
#102	Daisy's unclean bloomers	1
#79	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	7
#43	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	2
#86	Das Überkühlraum trading card	2
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#229	Deactivated O. A. F.	3
#65	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	6
#551	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	11
#121	Diet Cloaca Cola	11
#1697	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#136	Disco Banjo	4
#11	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	2
#235	Divine	2
#240	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	11
#428	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	11
#82	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	11
#144	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	11
#55	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#29	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	1
#68	Dogsgotnonoz pills	5
#408	Dolphin King's crown	11
#489	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	11
#477	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	7
#125	Dramatic™ range	11
#32	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	11
#1133	Drowsy Sword	11
#59	Duskwalker fangs	11
#99	Duskwalker syringe	6
#46	Dweebisol™ inhaler	11
#816	Dyspepsi grenade	11
#1464	Dyspepsi-Cola	11
#267	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	11
#204	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	11
#194	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	11
#348	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	8
#188	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	11
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#52	Easter eggnog	1
#76	Eau de Guaneau	8
#168	Ecto-Cooler	7
#6	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	2
#165	Effermint™ tablets	11
#618	El Sombrero De Lopez	4
#77	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	3
#161	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	4
#204	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	2
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#158	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	2
#173	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	2
#130	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	2
#202	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	4
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#284	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#415	Elder Turtle Shell	6
#102	Elf Army machine parts	20
#260	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	11
#90	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	1
#222	Elf Guard MPC	352
#26	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	2
#42	Elf Guard broom	1
#55	Elf Guard clipboard	1
#93	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	1
#72	Elf Guard eyedrops	5
#65	Elf Guard fuel tank	1
#84	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#72	Elf Guard insignia (general)	1
#90	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#101	Elf Guard mouthknife	1
#108	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	1
#84	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#99	Elf Guard payroll bag	2
#58	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#30	Elf Guard squirtgun	2
#85	Elf Guard strategic map	1
#105	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	8
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#176	Elfin shortbread	6
#88	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#51	Elizabeth's paintbrush	3
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#105	Elmley shades	11
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#105	Elvish delight	3
#31	Elvish sunglasses	2
#37	Elvish underarmor	1
#73	Enchanted Flyswatter	4
#90	Enchanted Plunger	3
#517	Ent cider	11
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#29	Every Day is Like This Sundae	5
#867	FDKOL commendation	5
#29	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	12
#62	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	3
#192	Fantasma en la Máquina	5
#483	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	11
#104	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	9
#756	Feynman gate	11
#32	Finnish Fish	3
#120	Fitspiration™ poster	7
#23	Flag by the Foot™	1
#87	Flamin' Whatshisname	3
#77	Flaming Knob	1
#71	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#93	Flaskfull of Hollow	11
#30	Folder Holder	1
#31	Frankly Mr. Shank	2
#257	Frat Army FGF	11
#52	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	10
#218	Friendliness Beverage	11
#24	Frigid Northern Beans	11
#93	Frogade	7
#32	Fromage Pinotage	7
#36	Frost™ brand sword	5
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#66	Fu Manchu Wax	6
#226	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
#127	Fudgie Roll	2
#35	Fun-Guy spore	11
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#95	GOTO	10
#255	Gaia beads	11
#370	Galapagosian Cuisses	3
#197	Game Grid ticket	11
#173	Game Grid token	9
#118	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	11
#13	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	2
#380	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	3
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#84	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	4
#77	Gearhead Goo	8
#208	Genalen™ Bottle	11
#19	Gene Tonic: Beast	4
#15	Gene Tonic: Construct	8
#12	Gene Tonic: Demon	7
#18	Gene Tonic: Dude	8
#23	Gene Tonic: Elemental	1
#8	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	12
#16	Gene Tonic: Insect	1
#12	Gene Tonic: Orc	3
#13	Gene Tonic: Plant	4
#10	Gene Tonic: Undead	10
#188	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	5
#208	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	11
#58	Glo-Pop	3
#99	Gnollish Crossdress	3
#44	Gnollish autoplunger	9
#77	Gnollish casserole dish	11
#267	Gnollish flyswatter	11
#186	Gnollish pie server	11
#298	Gnollish pie tin	11
#249	Gnollish plunger	11
#189	Gnollish slotted spoon	11
#333	Gnollish toolbox	11
#108	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	4
#749	Go-Wassail	11
#69	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	5
#24	Golden Light	3
#47	Good 'n' Quiet	3
#740	Goodfella contract	8
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#67	Grasshopper	1
#170	Grateful Undead T-shirt	3
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#21	Greatest American Pants	2
#127	Greaves of the Murk Lord	3
#33	Greek fire	5
#347	Green Clover of Justice	6
#96	Green Manalishi	11
#80	Groll doll	9
#18	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	3
#245	Gummi-Gnauga	11
#88	Gummy Brains	6
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#42	Half a Purse	1
#27	Hand in Glove	3
#27	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	2
#21	Handsome Devil	10
#340	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	3
#131	Hatorade	1
#377	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	7
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#759	Heimandatz's heart	2
#51	Hell broth	11
#288	Hell ramen	11
#197	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#326	Hippy Army MPE	11
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#275	Hollandaise helmet	12
#82	How to Avoid Scams	11
#66	How to Play Othello	9
#45	Ice Island Long Tea	4
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#177	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	8
#250	Iiti Kitty phone charm	11
#1296	Imp Ale	23
#207	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	4
#490	Instant Karma	11
#62	Interview With You (a Vampire)	3
#37	Irish Coffee, English Heart	3
#895	Iron Beta of Industry	5
#46	Jack-O-Lantern beer	12
#505	Jack-in-the-box	11
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#27	Jacob's rung	11
#114	Jamaican coffee	1
#109	Jarlsberg's earring	11
#93	Jarlsberg's key lime	7
#302	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
#59	Jefferson wings	7
#36	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	2
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#312	Jolly Roger charrrm	11
#202	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	11
#22	Juju Mojo Mask	2
#534	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	11
#35	Kashmir sweater	4
#88	Kelflar vest	1
#28	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	3
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat sword	2
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#55	Kevlar balloon	4
#23	Kiss the Knob apron	6
#114	Knob Goblin Mutagen	11
#96	Knob Goblin Uberpants	7
#83	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	11
#405	Knob Goblin elite helm	11
#401	Knob Goblin elite pants	11
#394	Knob Goblin elite polearm	11
#453	Knob Goblin elite shirt	11
#82	Knob Goblin eyedrops	11
#710	Knob Goblin firecracker	11
#340	Knob Goblin harem pants	11
#331	Knob Goblin harem veil	11
#72	Knob Goblin learning pill	11
#564	Knob Goblin love potion	11
#194	Knob Goblin lunchbox	8
#219	Knob Goblin melon baller	11
#92	Knob Goblin nasal spray	11
#566	Knob Goblin pants	11
#276	Knob Goblin perfume	11
#135	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	11
#545	Knob Goblin scimitar	11
#520	Knob Goblin seltzer	11
#55	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	11
#411	Knob Goblin spatula	11
#506	Knob Goblin steroids	11
#66	Knob Goblin stink bomb	11
#379	Knob Goblin superseltzer	11
#569	Knob Goblin tongs	11
#411	Knob Goblin visor	11
#41	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	9
#93	Knob jelly donut	3
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#426	Knob mushroom	11
#98	Knob nuts	10
#349	Knob sausage	10
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#194	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#549	Knoll mushroom	11
#137	Knoll shroomkabob	11
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#148	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	3
#472	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
#89	LCD game: Burger Belt	5
#86	LCD game: Food Eater	6
#81	LCD game: Garbage River	8
#122	LED block	11
#19	LT&T telegraph office deed	1
#201	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	4
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