Museum :: Lord_of

Lord_of_Ants

Rank	Item	Quantity
#439	"DRINK ME" potion	11
#113	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#68	"KICK ME" sign	11
#177	"caramel" orange	6
#80	"meat" stick	5
#775	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#416	1-ball	11
#58	1.21 jigawatts	3
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#29	100-Watt bulb	7
#57	11-leaf clover	11
#492	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	11
#383	2-ball	11
#30	20-lb can of rice and beans	6
#31	25-meat staff	11
#405	3-ball	11
#511	30669 scroll	11
#662	33398 scroll	11
#418	334 scroll	11
#148	37x37x37 puzzle cube	11
#400	4-ball	11
#33	4-d camera	11
#114	4-dimensional fez	1
#173	4-dimensional guitar	11
#32	4:20 bomb	11
#195	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#395	5-ball	11
#393	6-ball	11
#55	64067 scroll	11
#118	668 scroll	11
#265	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	11
#409	7-ball	11
#1046	8-ball	11
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#90	9-ball	11
#406	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#248	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#23	A Guide to Burning Leaves	3
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#776	A. W. O. L. commendation	3
#195	ASCII shirt	11
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#83	Afternoon Delight	1
#222	Alewife™ Ale	3
#100	Alice's Army Alchemist	11
#61	Alice's Army Bowman	11
#65	Alice's Army Cleric	11
#61	Alice's Army Coward	11
#53	Alice's Army Dervish	5
#21	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	4
#11	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	4
#36	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#21	Alice's Army Foil Guard	4
#20	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	4
#14	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	2
#17	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	2
#27	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	3
#19	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	4
#27	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	3
#34	Alice's Army Foil Page	2
#56	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#18	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	4
#16	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	5
#16	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	5
#93	Alice's Army Guard	11
#99	Alice's Army Halberder	11
#67	Alice's Army Hammerman	11
#61	Alice's Army Horseman	11
#58	Alice's Army Lanceman	11
#98	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	11
#48	Alice's Army Martyr	7
#99	Alice's Army Ninja	11
#104	Alice's Army Nurse	11
#94	Alice's Army Page	11
#98	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	11
#49	Alice's Army Sniper	6
#98	Alice's Army Spearsman	11
#99	Alice's Army Swordsman	11
#96	Alice's Army Wallman	11
#9	Alice's Army booster box	2
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#93	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
#940	Amulet of Yendor	11
#157	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#2227	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#533	Angelhair Culottes	2
#1438	Angry Farmer candy	11
#62	Ankh of Badahnkadh	8
#27	Apathargic Bandersnatch	2
#567	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#48	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	3
#47	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	4
#47	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	3
#61	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#42	Artist's Whisk of Misery	3
#1131	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#23	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#35	AutumnFest ale	9
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#39	Aye Aye, Captain	2
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#470	BGE merchandise order form	8
#562	BGE pocket calendar	1
#867	BGE shotglass	7
#674	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#49	BRICKO bat	1
#392	BRICKO brick	11
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#273	BRICKO eye brick	60
#19	BRICKO hat	5
#17	BRICKO octopus	2
#41	BRICKO ooze	2
#48	BRICKO oyster	1
#17	BRICKO pants	5
#66	BRICKO pearl	3
#33	BRICKO pyramid	1
#22	BRICKO python	2
#20	BRICKO sword	4
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#54	BROS Energy Drink	9
#14	Bag o' Tricks	3
#530	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#57	Bangyomaman battle juice	11
#74	Barney's rake	4
#34	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	11
#228	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	43
#207	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	11
#391	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	5
#80	Barulio's bottle	6
#292	Bash-Ōs boxtop	4
#69	Bash-Ōs cereal	11
#6	Battlie Light Saver	701
#30	Beignet Milgranet	11
#205	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#131	Ben-Gal™ Balm	11
#186	Better Than Cuddling Cake	11
#881	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#209	Bit O' Ectoplasm	11
#128	BitterSweetTarts	11
#49	BittyCar HotCar	1
#34	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#38	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#136	Bjorn's Hammer	3
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#52	Black Body™ spray	11
#375	Black No. 2	11
#13	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	2
#10	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	18
#299	Blackfly Chardonnay	11
#242	Blatantly Canadian	11
#906	Bling of the New Wave	1
#812	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#100	Blood 'n' Plenty	4
#398	Blood Light	7
#64	Blue Diamond of Honesty	7
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#186	Bohemian rhapsody	2
#422	Bone's Farm "wine"	3
#1013	Bonerdagon necklace	9
#23	Bonestabber	2
#126	Boots of Twilight Whispers	3
#87	Boozehounds Anonymous token	11
#10	Boris's Helm	2
#4	Boris's Helm (askew)	1
#7	Boris's beer	11
#16	Boris's bread	1
#91	Boris's key lime	8
#226	Boris's key lime pie	4
#126	Boris's ring	11
#302	Boss Bat bling	11
#1105	Boss Bat britches	11
#116	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#62	Bram's choker	2
#369	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	10
#21	Bright Water	11
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#102	Brimstone Boxers	1
#518	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	10
#13	Buddy Bjorn	2
#257	Bulky Buddy Box	11
#122	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#144	C.H.U.M. chum	11
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#481	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#289	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#245	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
#76	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	6
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1222	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#112	CSA all-purpose soap	11
#121	CSA bravery badge	11
#149	CSA cheerfulness ration	11
#152	CSA discount card	11
#310	CSA fire-starting kit	15
#141	CSA obedience grenade	11
#155	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	11
#5	Calzone of Legend	11
#15	Camp Scout backpack	3
#134	Camp Scout pup tent	11
#47	Cerebral Cloche	3
#48	Cerebral Crossbow	7
#32	Cerebral Culottes	5
#39	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	2
#14	Champagne Shimmy	3
#31	Charleston Choo-Choo	3
#5	Chateau Mantegna room key	2
#192	Cherry Cloaca Cola	9
#116	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#50	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#42	Choco-Mint patty	11
#31	Chori Zo trading card	4
#425	Chroner	22
#15	Chroner cross	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#10	Clan hot dog stand	1
#11	Clan looking glass	1
#12	Clan pool table	1
🥉	Clan shower	2
#8	Clan speakeasy	1
#475	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#110	Claybender glasses	3
#138	Cloaca Cola Polar	5
#888	Cloaca grenade	11
#1039	Cloaca-Cola	11
#320	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	11
#231	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	11
#194	Cloaca-Cola helmet	11
#249	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	11
#204	Cloaca-Cola shield	11
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#120	Cloak of Dire Shadows	3
#93	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	11
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#697	Codpiece of the Goblin King	11
#60	Coinspiracy	135
#1474	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#433	Cold Hots candy	11
#98	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	8
#194	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	6
🥈	Comma Chameleon egg	9
#91	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	11
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#1366	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#247	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3
#1003	Corpse Island iced tea	4
#357	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	15
#149	Crimbo Credit	82
#9	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	2
#9	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	2
#756	Crimbo candied pecan	11
#78	Crimbo dinner	7
#150	Crimbo food scraps	11
#760	Crimbo fudge	11
#9	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	2
#731	Crimbo peppermint bark	11
#752	Crimbo pie	1
#325	Crimbo salad	4
#16	Crimbo sapling	1
#8	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	2
#166	Crimbo train emergency brake	10
#8	Crimbo tree flocker	2
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#305	Crimbonium fuel rod	2
#104	Crimbosmopolitan	5
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#134	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#109	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#386	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	3
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#110	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	5
#172	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	2
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#375	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#473	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#981	Crimboween memo	11
#58	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#75	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#75	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	6
#32	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	2
#70	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	2
#69	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	151
#43	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	2
#55	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	12
#66	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#155	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	12
#62	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	15
#46	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#117	Crimbuccaneer shirt	1
#78	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#94	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#34	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#41	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	4
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#50	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	11
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#1735	Crown of the Goblin King	11
#271	D roll	11
#45	Dad's brandy	1
#1362	Daffy Taffy	11
#149	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	4
#43	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	2
#85	Das Überkühlraum trading card	2
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#229	Deactivated O. A. F.	3
#549	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	11
#121	Diet Cloaca Cola	11
#1695	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#135	Disco Banjo	4
#11	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	2
#234	Divine	2
#240	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	11
#427	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	11
#82	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	11
#145	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	11
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#23	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	1
#96	Dogsgotnonoz pills	3
#406	Dolphin King's crown	11
#489	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	11
#477	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	7
#125	Dramatic™ range	11
#30	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	11
#1131	Drowsy Sword	11
#95	Duskwalker fangs	4
#95	Duskwalker syringe	6
#46	Dweebisol™ inhaler	11
#813	Dyspepsi grenade	11
#1466	Dyspepsi-Cola	11
#267	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	11
#201	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	11
#191	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	11
#347	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	8
#185	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	11
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#75	Eau de Guaneau	8
#166	Ecto-Cooler	7
#8	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	2
#184	Effermint™ tablets	8
#619	El Sombrero De Lopez	4
#156	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#221	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	2
#214	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#169	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	2
#127	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	2
#224	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	3
#295	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#281	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#414	Elder Turtle Shell	6
#85	Elf Army machine parts	20
#259	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	11
#83	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	1
#180	Elf Guard MPC	352
#24	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	2
#40	Elf Guard broom	1
#51	Elf Guard clipboard	1
#82	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	1
#67	Elf Guard eyedrops	5
#62	Elf Guard fuel tank	1
#75	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#72	Elf Guard insignia (general)	1
#81	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#90	Elf Guard mouthknife	1
#93	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	1
#80	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#85	Elf Guard payroll bag	2
#53	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#26	Elf Guard squirtgun	2
#79	Elf Guard strategic map	1
#90	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	8
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#174	Elfin shortbread	6
#88	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#89	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#16	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#105	Elmley shades	11
#62	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#168	Elvish delight	1
#31	Elvish sunglasses	2
#37	Elvish underarmor	1
#79	Enchanted Flyswatter	3
#101	Enchanted Plunger	2
#517	Ent cider	11
#28	Every Day is Like This Sundae	5
#870	FDKOL commendation	5
#30	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	11
#190	Fantasma en la Máquina	5
#483	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	11
#143	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	4
#758	Feynman gate	11
#140	Fitspiration™ poster	3
#84	Flamin' Whatshisname	3
#75	Flaming Knob	1
#93	Flaskfull of Hollow	11
#30	Folder Holder	1
#31	Frankly Mr. Shank	2
#256	Frat Army FGF	11
#218	Friendliness Beverage	11
#119	Frogade	4
#30	Fromage Pinotage	7
#36	Frost™ brand sword	5
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#135	Fu Manchu Wax	1
#226	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
#126	Fudgie Roll	2
#34	Fun-Guy spore	11
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#92	GOTO	10
#254	Gaia beads	11
#368	Galapagosian Cuisses	3
#195	Game Grid ticket	11
#172	Game Grid token	9
#116	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	11
#14	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	2
#376	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	3
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#84	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	4
#99	Gearhead Goo	5
#207	Genalen™ Bottle	11
#28	Gene Tonic: Beast	1
#15	Gene Tonic: Construct	8
#12	Gene Tonic: Demon	7
#23	Gene Tonic: Dude	3
#23	Gene Tonic: Elemental	1
#8	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	12
#15	Gene Tonic: Insect	1
#12	Gene Tonic: Orc	3
#13	Gene Tonic: Plant	4
#10	Gene Tonic: Undead	10
#186	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	5
#205	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	11
#98	Gnollish Crossdress	3
#43	Gnollish autoplunger	9
#77	Gnollish casserole dish	11
#266	Gnollish flyswatter	11
#186	Gnollish pie server	11
#298	Gnollish pie tin	11
#248	Gnollish plunger	11
#189	Gnollish slotted spoon	11
#333	Gnollish toolbox	11
#108	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	4
#748	Go-Wassail	11
#67	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	4
#22	Golden Light	3
#739	Goodfella contract	8
#233	Gordon Bennett	1
#169	Grateful Undead T-shirt	3
#722	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#22	Greatest American Pants	2
#126	Greaves of the Murk Lord	3
#341	Green Clover of Justice	6
#94	Green Manalishi	11
#78	Groll doll	9
#18	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	3
#243	Gummi-Gnauga	11
#89	Gummy Brains	6
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#40	Half a Purse	1
#26	Hand in Glove	3
#27	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	2
#20	Handsome Devil	10
#340	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	3
#131	Hatorade	1
#377	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	7
#250	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#1138	Heimandatz's heart	1
#51	Hell broth	11
#288	Hell ramen	11
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#326	Hippy Army MPE	11
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#269	Hollandaise helmet	12
#74	How to Play Othello	7
#44	Ice Island Long Tea	4
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#94	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#175	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	8
#247	Iiti Kitty phone charm	11
#1295	Imp Ale	23
#205	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	4
#478	Instant Karma	11
#59	Interview With You (a Vampire)	3
#34	Irish Coffee, English Heart	3
#888	Iron Beta of Industry	5
#47	Jack-O-Lantern beer	11
#507	Jack-in-the-box	11
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#25	Jacob's rung	11
#105	Jamaican coffee	1
#109	Jarlsberg's earring	11
#92	Jarlsberg's key lime	7
#300	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
#59	Jefferson wings	7
#36	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	2
#1281	Jocko Homo's head	1
#311	Jolly Roger charrrm	11
#201	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	11
#22	Juju Mojo Mask	2
#536	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	11
#44	Kashmir sweater	3
#77	Kelflar vest	1
#28	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	3
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#53	Kentucky-fried meat sword	2
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#55	Kevlar balloon	4
#22	Kiss the Knob apron	6
#114	Knob Goblin Mutagen	11
#96	Knob Goblin Uberpants	7
#82	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	11
#403	Knob Goblin elite helm	11
#400	Knob Goblin elite pants	11
#393	Knob Goblin elite polearm	11
#452	Knob Goblin elite shirt	11
#82	Knob Goblin eyedrops	11
#710	Knob Goblin firecracker	11
#338	Knob Goblin harem pants	11
#328	Knob Goblin harem veil	11
#72	Knob Goblin learning pill	11
#561	Knob Goblin love potion	11
#194	Knob Goblin lunchbox	8
#216	Knob Goblin melon baller	11
#92	Knob Goblin nasal spray	11
#564	Knob Goblin pants	11
#274	Knob Goblin perfume	11
#134	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	11
#545	Knob Goblin scimitar	11
#521	Knob Goblin seltzer	11
#54	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	11
#410	Knob Goblin spatula	11
#503	Knob Goblin steroids	11
#66	Knob Goblin stink bomb	11
#378	Knob Goblin superseltzer	11
#568	Knob Goblin tongs	11
#405	Knob Goblin visor	11
#41	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	9
#93	Knob jelly donut	3
#168	Knob lo mein	1
#426	Knob mushroom	11
#95	Knob nuts	10
#350	Knob sausage	10
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#129	Knob shroomkabob	1
#135	Knob stir-fry	1
#191	Knob stroganoff	1
#348	Knob stuffed shells	1
#550	Knoll mushroom	11
#135	Knoll shroomkabob	11
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#146	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	3
#468	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
#90	LCD game: Burger Belt	5
#89	LCD game: Food Eater	5
#80	LCD game: Garbage River	8
#122	LED block	11
#18	LT&T telegraph office deed	1
#206	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	3
#552	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#11	Lazybones™ recliner	2
#529	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#18	Lemonade-235	2
#60	Li'l Businessman Kit	5
#94	Libram of BRICKOs	1
#147	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
#45	Libram of Love Songs	2
#16	Libram of Pulled Taffy	2
#49	Libram of Resolutions	1
#31	Little Crimson Book	1
#9	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	2
🥇	Loathing Legion chainsaw	1
#49	Loathing Legion knife	1
🥈	Loathing Legion moondial	1
#114	Lobos Mints	3
#235	Lockenstock™ sandals	11
#1720	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	11
#506	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	11
#29	Louder Than Bomb	2
#336	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	139
#724	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#495	M-242	11
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1246	Mad Train wine	11
#180	Mae West	5
#154	Mae West with a fly in it	2
#634	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	11
#11	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	2
#80	Manetwich	12
#44	March hat	1
#148	Mariner's Friend cough drops	4
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#134	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
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#782	vampire duck-on-a-string	11
#266	vampire pearl	1
#13	vampire pearl earring	3
#19	vampire pearl necklace	2
#18	vampire pearl ring	2
#92	velcro ore	4
#58	velvet choker	1
#903	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	7
#67	very hot lunch	2
#51	very large caltrop	1
#169	very overdue library book	2
#16	vial of Gnomochloric acid	11
#89	vial of The Glistening	7
#54	vial of baconstone juice	2
#100	vial of holy water	11
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#444	vibrating cyborg knife	11
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#1180	vinegar	11
#424	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	11
#82	vintage smart drink	1
#86	vinyl ore	4
#44	viscous lava globs	5
#524	vitachoconutriment capsule	11
#202	vodka and cranberry	11
#153	vodka martini	11
#257	vodka stratocaster	1
#46	volleyball	11
#401	vorpal blade	11
#19	votive of confidence	11
#899	wad of cotton	1
#804	wad of dough	11
#349	wad of tofu	11
#131	walrus ice cream	1
#100	walrus-tusk earring	11
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#189	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#294	warbear accoutrements chunk	6
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#15	warbear badge	11
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#166	warbear bearserker mead	1
#130	warbear bearserker potion	11
🥇	warbear breakfast machine	1
#293	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
#109	warbear chemistry lab	2
#24	warbear drone codes	2
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#189	warbear exo-arm	1
#90	warbear feasting bread	8
#37	warbear foil hat	5
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#384	warbear gyrocopter	1
#303	warbear helm fragment	5
#109	warbear high-efficiency still	2
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#110	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	11
#118	warbear jackhammer drill press	2
#136	warbear liquid overcoat	11
#436	warbear metalworking primer	1
#45	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#121	warbear officer requisition box	5
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#224	warbear requisition box	13
#433	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
🥈	warbear soda machine	1
#298	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#71	warbear thermoregulator bread	7
#250	warbear trouser fragment	11
#54	warbear warrior bread	8
#384	warbear whosit	193
#254	warm mushroom	7
#38	wasabi marble soda	11
#30	wasabi pocky	11
#33	wasabi-infused sake	11
#724	water pipe bomb	11
#161	water purification pills	11
#191	water wings	8
#10	water wings for babies	12
#169	watered-down Red Minotaur	2
#8	wax hat	2
#9	wax pants	3
#78	weegee sqouija	1
#96	weird gazelle steak	1
#100	weremoose spit	5
#101	wet stew	2
#56	wet venom duct	7
#47	whale cerebrospinal fluid	11
#120	whalebone corset	9
#75	whalesteak	5
#317	wheel	11
#13	whet stone	11
#107	whimpering willow bark	2
#53	whip kit	11
#379	whisker pencil	11
#196	whiskey and cola	11
#101	whiskey and soda	12
#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
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#221	white Xanadian	1
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#90	white chocolate chip brownies	1
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#517	white chocolate chips	11
#360	white class ring	19
#157	white collar	11
#112	white hat hacker T-shirt	11
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#320	white picket fence	11
#723	white pixel	11
#174	white rice	11
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#192	white satin shield	11
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#36	wild honey pie	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#95	willyweed	22
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#567	wind-up meatcar	11
#165	wind-up vampire teeth	1
#427	windchimes	11
#108	wine spritzer	11
#438	wine-soaked bone chips	1
#273	witty rapier	11
#70	wizard action figure	1
#29	woimbook	1
#675	wolf mask	11
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#132	wonderwall shield	11
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#331	woven baling wire bracelets	3
#33	wrapped candy cane sword cane	3
#229	wreath of laurels	3
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#843	wrench bracelet	2
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
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#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#599	wussiness potion	11
#929	x-ray specs	11
#84	yak anorak	4
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#39	ye olde golde frontes	6
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#517	yellow snowcone	65
#496	yellow striped oyster egg	5
#1228	yeti fur	11
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#233	yohohoyo	11
#42	yuletide troll chrysalis	2
#185	zombie hollandaise	1
#851	zombie pineal gland	5

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