| #90 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 10 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #26 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 21 |
| #27 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 22 |
| #24 | BGE pocket calendar | 15 |
| #31 | BGE shotglass | 108 |
| #40 | BGE temporary tattoo | 15 |
| #40 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 18 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1075 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 11 |
| #825 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #30 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 21 |
| #21 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 15 |
| #17 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 18 |
| #18 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 18 |
| #17 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 20 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #101 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 3 |
| #4 | Clan VIP Lounge key | 1 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #167 | Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #900 | Crimboween memo | 12 |
| #101 | Crimbuck | 5,039 |
| #50 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #96 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 52 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #18 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 3 |
| #165 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 5 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #47 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #66 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #93 | Schrödinger's thermos | 400 |
| #195 | Senior Mints | 48 |
| #29 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 2 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #848 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #78 | Uncle Romulus | 15 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #127 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 172 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1122 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #69 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 20 |
| #76 | antique bottle opener | 10 |
| #60 | antique painting of a landscape | 10 |
| #31 | antique record album | 100 |
| #42 | antique souvenir drawing | 15 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #315 | beholed bedsheet | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1297 | blood flower | 2 |
| #70 | blue plastic baby | 5 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #135 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #3698 | box of sunshine | 17 |
| #182 | breath mint | 4 |
| #442 | canteen of wine | 62 |
| #633 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1520 | delicious salad | 4 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #38 | fancy canapés | 10 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #530 | fine wine | 6 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #82 | floaty sand | 250 |
| #41 | giant glass of brandy | 10 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #304 | invisible bag | 3 |
| #904 | jar of swamp gas | 10 |
| #261 | knuckle sandwich | 94 |
| #97 | leftover Crimbo rations | 2 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #74 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 3 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #19 | mutant fire ant egg | 2 |
| #39 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #34 | parasitic claw | 5 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #243 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #326 | pulsing flesh | 10 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #97 | quantum taco | 400 |
| #412 | rigid carapace | 10 |
| #171 | salinated mint julep | 2 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #161 | string of Crimbo lights | 4 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #116 | throbbing rage gland | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #455 | twitching claw | 10 |
| #399 | unstable DNA | 130 |
| #547 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 10 |
| #291 | witch hat | 3 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |