Museum :: LiamAndMe

LiamAndMe

Rank	Item	Quantity
#110	"DRINK ME" potion	404
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#87	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	2
#579	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#106	1-ball	74
#45	1.21 jigawatts	4
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#7	100-Watt bulb	28
#101	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	124
#89	2-ball	93
#50	25-meat staff	7
#98	3-ball	87
#43	30669 scroll	232
#135	33398 scroll	178
#39	334 scroll	160
#194	37x37x37 puzzle cube	2
#96	4-ball	88
#23	4-d camera	21
#96	4-dimensional guitar	31
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#195	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#92	5-ball	89
#29	5-hour acrimony	391
#79	6-ball	101
#263	64067 scroll	1
#156	668 scroll	9
#78	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	65
#81	7-ball	107
#20	7-inch discus	3
#105	8-ball	455
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#625	9-ball	1
🥉	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	154
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#102	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	2
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#73	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	3
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#99	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	2
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#86	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	2
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#129	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	2
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#293	A. W. O. L. commendation	21
#114	ASCII shirt	21
#38	Abyssal ember	3
#119	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	2
#62	Alewife™ Ale	49
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#232	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#225	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#232	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#73	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#40	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#65	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#65	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#213	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#229	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#226	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#261	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#256	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#260	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#266	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#174	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#252	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#7	Alice's Army booster box	2
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#95	Amulet of Yendor	214
#880	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#537	Angelhair Culottes	2
#228	Angry Farmer candy	661
#23	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	104
#83	Ankh of Badahnkadh	5
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#71	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#789	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#234	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#171	Asleep in the Cemetery	8
#63	Atomic Comic	5
#217	Atomic Pop	1
#68	Aura Libre	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#57	Aye Aye	1
#54	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#64	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#240	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	4
#137	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	6
#59	BGE merchandise order form	57
#189	BGE pocket calendar	4
#178	BGE shotglass	33
#111	BGE temporary tattoo	7
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#59	BOOtonniere	1
#37	BRAINS shorts	37
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#77	BRICKO brick	6,707
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#85	BRICKO eye brick	1,045
#8	BRICKO gargantuchicken	2
#35	BRICKO hat	2
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#113	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#62	BROS Energy Drink	1
#435	BURT	37
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#535	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
🥉	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	1
#183	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	3
#184	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	51
#508	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	4
#56	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	42
#35	Barulio's bottle	20
#613	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#186	Bash-Ōs cereal	3
#143	Battlie Light Saver	3
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#209	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#179	Ben-Gal™ Balm	7
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#149	Better Than Cuddling Cake	15
#23	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	15
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#614	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#118	BitterSweetTarts	13
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#57	Black Hole	1
#16	Black No. 2	4,406
#20	Blackfly Chardonnay	1,336
#140	Blatantly Canadian	29
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#307	Blood Light	12
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#41	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#88	Bone's Farm "wine"	18
#1923	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#200	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#8	Boozehounds Anonymous token	196
#74	Bordeaux Marteaux	2
#4	Boris's Helm (askew)	1
#50	Boris's key lime	14
#229	Boris's key lime pie	4
#162	Boris's ring	10
#1169	Boss Bat bling	2
#863	Boss Bat britches	16
#113	Boss Drops	1
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#1742	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#554	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	9
#19	Bulky Buddy Box	178
#63	Buttery Knob	1
#190	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	3
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#163	C.H.U.M. knife	6
#44	C.H.U.M. lantern	3
#364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#263	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#288	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#244	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#155	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	4
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1164	CRIMBCO mug	6
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1011	CRIMBCO wine	6
#13	CRIMBCOIDS mints	128
#55	CRIMBCOLOAF	29
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#228	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#225	CSA discount card	1
#408	CSA fire-starting kit	1
#179	CSA obedience grenade	2
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#44	Caipiranha	1
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#179	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#35	Can-Can skirt	2
#82	Candicaine	1
#65	Candy Alexander	1
#45	Cement Mixer	2
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
#28	Cerebral Crossbow	12
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#59	Chakra Libre	1
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#52	Cherry Cloaca Cola	83
#119	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#54	Chester's bag of candy	2
#176	Chester's cutoffs	1
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#23	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#91	Chinese curse words	1
#37	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#570	Chroner	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#102	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#12	Clan pool table	1
#478	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#165	Claybender glasses	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#24	Cloaca grenade	727
#142	Cloaca-Cola	308
#17	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	147
#48	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	63
#52	Cloaca-Cola helmet	61
#74	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	51
#45	Cloaca-Cola shield	65
#35	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	19
#214	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#111	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	9
#18	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	12
#966	Codpiece of the Goblin King	7
#37	Coily™	2
#693	Colander of Em-er'il	4
#182	Cold Hots candy	61
#164	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	3
#21	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	117
#54	Comet Drop	2
#103	Comet Pop	1
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#15	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	245
#74	Cookbook of the Damned	7
#1370	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#23	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	109
#159	Corpse Island iced tea	32
#189	Cosmic Calorie	1
#79	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#221	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	24
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#174	Crimbo candied pecan	108
#180	Crimbo fudge	113
#12	Crimbo hat	1
#8	Crimbo pants	1
#76	Crimbo paste	1
#165	Crimbo peppermint bark	115
#306	Crimbo pie	8
#96	Crimbo stocking	1
#11	Crimbo sword	1
#51	Crimbo ukulele	3
#5	Crimbo wreath	47
#113	Crimbojito	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#58	Crimbough	1
#67	Crimboween memo	97
#2321	Crimbuck	13
#323	Crown of the Goblin King	73
#93	Cursed Punch	1
#347	D roll	1
#289	DNOTC Box	1
#129	Daffy Taffy	280
#321	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#55	Dark & Starry	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#5	Deactivated O. A. F.	62
#916	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	5
#64	Diet Cloaca Cola	30
#858	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
#75	Disco Banjo	8
#29	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
#193	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#235	Divine	2
#283	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	9
#27	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	778
#145	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	4
#254	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	5
#16	Doc's Miracle Cure	135
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1417	Dolphin King's crown	2
#433	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	14
#1497	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#83	Drac & Tan	1
#42	Dramatic™ range	40
#289	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	1
#88	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	2
#20	Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian stew	1
#98	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#664	Drowsy Sword	26
#62	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#53	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#80	Dump Truck	1
#13	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#91	Dyspepsi grenade	133
#367	Dyspepsi-Cola	183
#30	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	67
#58	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	31
#44	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	49
#36	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	111
#33	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	54
#17	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	26
#25	Earring of Fire	3
#46	Earth and Firewater	1
#70	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#143	Ecto-Cooler	8
#254	Effermint™ tablets	1
#389	El Sombrero De Lopez	6
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#36	El Vibrato drone	3
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#290	El Vibrato power sphere	3
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
🥈	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	428
#7	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	65
#78	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	5
#34	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	8
#25	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	11
#196	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#6	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	501
#9	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	189
#14	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	34
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#699	Elder Turtle Shell	4
#117	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	31
#71	Elfin shortbread	17
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#44	Ellsbury's skull	2
#105	Elmley shades	11
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#170	Elvish delight	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#127	Enchanted Plunger	1
#118	Ent cider	128
#66	Event Horizon	1
#27	Everlasting Deckswabber	63
#1165	FDKOL commendation	1
#86	FDKOL hotcakes	100
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#121	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#247	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#163	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	87
#111	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	8
#1090	Feynman gate	6
#168	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#58	Firewater	1
#119	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#63	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#77	Flaming Knob	1
#76	Flaming Mohobo	1
#70	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#51	Flying Caipiranha	1
#82	Fog Murderer	1
#30	Folder Holder	1
#106	Frat Army FGF	70
#248	Freddy Kruegerand	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#284	Friendliness Beverage	1
#93	Frogade	7
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#101	Frosty's frosty mug	18
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#58	Frosty's nailbat	2
#34	Frosty's old silk hat	3
#30	Frosty's snowball sack	2
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#137	Fu Manchu Wax	1
#127	Fudgie Roll	2
#72	Fun-Guy spore	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#41	Fuzzy Tentacle	2
#31	GOTO	126
#100	Gaia beads	52
#507	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#26	Game Grid ticket	1,485
#38	Game Grid token	774
#12	Game Grid valued membership card	1
#183	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#35	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	1
#518	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#24	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	12
#164	Gearhead Goo	1
#50	Genalen™ Bottle	107
#25	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	106
#93	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#106	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#89	Gin Mint	1
#1599	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#133	Gnollish Crossdress	1
#64	Gnollish autoplunger	4
#100	Gnollish casserole dish	10
#80	Gnollish flyswatter	42
#53	Gnollish pie server	34
#119	Gnollish pie tin	60
#82	Gnollish plunger	34
#111	Gnollish slotted spoon	19
#69	Gnollish toolbox	102
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#128	Go-Wassail	159
#65	Golden Mean	1
#43	Good 'n' Slimy	10
#766	Goodfella contract	7
#12	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	1
#151	Gordon Bennett	3
#66	Grasshopper	1
#169	Grateful Undead T-shirt	3
#472	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
#86	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
#68	Great Older Fashioned	1
#52	Greatest American Pants	1
#207	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#45	Green Burlap	2
#896	Green Clover of Justice	2
#76	Green Giant	1
#140	Green Manalishi	3
#45	Grimacite Bock	1
#85	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
#342	Gummi-DNA	1
#74	Gummi-Gnauga	87
#136	Gummy Brains	1
#10	Gygaxian Libram	1
#36	Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	1
#52	Hand in Glove	1
#57	Hanukkimbo dreidl	1
#249	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	5
#132	Hatorade	1
#42	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	112
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#49	Haymaker	1
#760	Heimandatz's heart	2
#99	Hell broth	3
#173	Hell ramen	30
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#64	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	3
#198	Hippy Army MPE	41
#93	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#176	Hodgman's blanket	8
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#132	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#63	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	2
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#66	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#146	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#234	Hollandaise helmet	20
🥉	How to Tolerate Jerks	1
#19	Huggler Radio	1
#75	Humanitini	1
#38	Humpty Dumplings	1
#15	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	2
#28	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	2
#21	Ice-Cold Beerring	2
#233	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	1
#207	Iiti Kitty phone charm	15
#154	Imp Ale	1,614
#15	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	57
#211	Inndya trading card	1
#1204	Instant Karma	1
#121	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#1116	Iron Beta of Industry	3
#425	Jack-in-the-box	14
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#60	Jackhammer	1
#98	Jacob's rung	1
#153	Jarlsberg's earring	9
#74	Jarlsberg's key lime	10
#245	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3
#17	Jarlsberg's pan	1
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#84	Jefferson wings	2
#1286	Jocko Homo's head	1
#74	Jolly Roger charrrm	79
#45	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	64
#829	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	3
#37	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
#6	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	1
#97	Junk-Bond	1
#79	Kashmir sweater	1
#20	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	5
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#60	Kentucky-style derby	3
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#838	Kissin' Cousins	1
#228	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#65	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	7
#199	Knob Goblin Mutagen	1
#126	Knob Goblin Uberpants	5
#176	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	2
#84	Knob Goblin elite helm	79
#81	Knob Goblin elite pants	91
#62	Knob Goblin elite polearm	104
#47	Knob Goblin elite shirt	168
🥉	Knob Goblin eyedrops	2,088
#131	Knob Goblin firecracker	189
#94	Knob Goblin harem pants	74
#150	Knob Goblin harem veil	37
#11	Knob Goblin learning pill	309
#54	Knob Goblin love potion	452
#215	Knob Goblin lunchbox	7
#51	Knob Goblin melon baller	96
#33	Knob Goblin nasal spray	122
#111	Knob Goblin pants	144
#92	Knob Goblin perfume	43
#47	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	80
#130	Knob Goblin scimitar	125
#55	Knob Goblin seltzer	836
#103	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	2
#138	Knob Goblin spatula	161
#52	Knob Goblin steroids	419
#127	Knob Goblin stink bomb	2
#54	Knob Goblin superseltzer	206
#105	Knob Goblin tongs	172
#79	Knob Goblin visor	166
#21	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	14
#109	Knob jelly donut	2
#82	Knob lo mein	5
#137	Knob mushroom	106
#170	Knob nuts	3
#343	Knob pasty	1
#130	Knob sausage	92
#121	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#89	Knob shroomkabob	2
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#144	Knob stroganoff	2
#279	Knob stuffed shells	2
#84	Knoll lo mein	2
#200	Knoll mushroom	69
#53	Knoll shroomkabob	40
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#35	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	1
#473	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#669	LED block	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#240	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	1
#550	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
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#260	wine spritzer	3
#337	wine-soaked bone chips	2
#94	wings of fire	1
#144	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	414
#211	witch hat	4
#86	witch wart	1
#20	witty rapier	712
#28	wizard action figure	2
#35	woim	1
#106	wok lobster	1
#197	wolf mask	189
#51	wolfman mask	142
#46	wolfskull mask	1
#27	wonderwall shield	85
#80	wood screw	1
#65	wooden axe	19
#367	wooden block	9
#64	wooden figurine	12
#35	wooden salad bowl	7
#127	wooden stakes	25
#172	wool hat	12
#61	woolen cravat	1
#77	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
#208	world's smallest violin	2
#111	worn tophat	28
#897	worthless gewgaw	1
#1041	worthless knick-knack	1
#785	worthless trinket	1
#468	woven baling wire bracelets	2
#121	wreath of laurels	5
#162	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	5
#843	wrench bracelet	2
#64	wriggling severed nose	2
#6	wriggling tentacle	18
#78	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#253	wumpus hair	6
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#63	wussiness potion	434
#117	x-ray specs	187
#95	yak anorak	3
#157	yak skin	9
#37	yak toupee	3
#10	yak whip	136
#31	yakskin buckler	7
#81	yakskin kilt	1
#28	yakskin pants	7
#18	yakskin skirt	10
#181	yam candy	1
#110	ye olde golde frontes	2
#236	yellow brick road	3
#139	yellow candy heart	426
#279	yellow candygram	2
#231	yellow drunki-bear	1
#365	yellow glowstick	4
#88	yellow gummi ingot	363
#64	yellow matter custard	2
#544	yellow paisley oyster egg	5
#37	yellow plastic hard hat	7
#285	yellow plastic oyster egg	19
#512	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	4
#111	yellow snowcone	236
#204	yellow striped oyster egg	11
#38	yellow traffic cone	1
#1397	yeti fur	6
#15	yo	415
#14	yo-yo	1,541
#10	yohohoyo	645
#42	your own black heart	61
#42	yuletide troll chrysalis	2
#202	yummy death watch beetle	1
#30	zen motorcycle	2
#118	zmobie	2
#97	zombie pineal gland	37

Wow, that's 448,221 items total!

what items are this player missing?