Museum :: Scattaloquarious

Scattaloquarious

Rank	Item	Quantity
#64	"DRINK ME" potion	939
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#25	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	34
#282	1-ball	19
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#141	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	84
#327	2-ball	14
#78	25-meat staff	2
#343	3-ball	14
#101	30669 scroll	109
#129	33398 scroll	187
#70	334 scroll	102
#79	37x37x37 puzzle cube	67
#656	4-ball	5
#89	4-d camera	3
#23	4-dimensional guitar	193
#51	4:20 bomb	5
#61	5-Alarm Saucepan	7
#581	5-ball	6
#117	5-hour acrimony	2
#520	6-ball	8
#85	64067 scroll	9
#73	668 scroll	22
#53	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	101
#281	7-ball	20
#25	7-inch discus	2
#604	8-ball	31
#78	8-bit banana	1
#626	9-ball	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#48	A Light that Never Goes Out	2
#67	A muse-bouche	5
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#55	ASCII fu manchu	9
#78	ASCII shirt	34
#8	Abyssal ember	16
#66	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	7
#124	Alewife™ Ale	13
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#4	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#25	Alice's Army booster box	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1340	Amulet of Yendor	2
#333	Ancient Saucehelm	7
#68	Angelhair Culottes	11
#408	Angry Farmer candy	240
#317	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	2
#102	Ankh of Badahnkadh	4
#66	Argarggagarg's fang	16
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#37	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	5
#18	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	13
#31	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	9
#16	Artist's Spatula of Despair	13
#11	Artist's Whisk of Misery	15
#121	Asleep in the Cemetery	10
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#81	Atomic Comic	4
#112	Atomic Pop	7
#48	Aura Libre	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#56	Aye Aye	1
#41	Aye Aye, Captain	2
#33	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	4
#68	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	10
#176	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	5
#125	BGE merchandise order form	33
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#183	BGE shotglass	30
#61	BGE temporary tattoo	10
#316	BGE tiny plastic toy	4
#37	BOOtonniere	2
#236	BRAINS shorts	4
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#15	BRICKO bat	8
#97	BRICKO brick	4,033
#34	BRICKO bulwark	6
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#24	BRICKO elephant	2
#56	BRICKO eye brick	1,615
#18	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#31	BRICKO ooze	4
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#34	BRICKO pants	2
#20	BRICKO pearl	15
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#46	BRICKO reactor	13
#46	BRICKO stud	17
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#32	BRICKO trunk	3
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#410	BURT	46
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#69	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	11
#90	Bangyomaman battle juice	4
#16	Barney's rake	15
#126	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	4
#203	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	47
#435	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	5
#215	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	12
#21	Barulio's bottle	48
#358	Bash-Ōs boxtop	3
#86	Bash-Ōs cereal	10
#70	Battlie Light Saver	22
#22	Beignet Milgranet	22
#27	Belt of Howling Anger	16
#183	Ben-Gal™ Balm	6
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#368	Better Than Cuddling Cake	5
#40	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	11
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#373	Bit O' Ectoplasm	6
#152	BitterSweetTarts	6
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#99	Bjorn's Hammer	4
#119	Black Body™ spray	3
#56	Black Hole	1
#58	Black No. 2	249
#50	Blackfly Chardonnay	230
#136	Blatantly Canadian	32
#107	Bling of the New Wave	9
#80	Blizzards I Have Died In	7
#28	Blood 'n' Plenty	21
#54	Blood Light	57
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#174	Blue Diamond of Honesty	3
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#58	Bohemian rhapsody	15
#173	Bone's Farm "wine"	11
#595	Bonerdagon necklace	19
#15	Bonestabber	3
#34	Boots of Twilight Whispers	12
#142	Boozehounds Anonymous token	6
#27	Bordeaux Marteaux	11
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#32	Boris's key lime	29
#31	Boris's key lime pie	55
#90	Boris's ring	15
#89	Boss Bat bling	34
#142	Boss Bat britches	83
#43	Boss Drops	27
#95	Bowl of Scorpions	2
#24	Brand of Violence	1
#372	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	10
#34	Bright Water	9
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#19	Brimstone Boxers	2
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#194	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	53
#66	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#44	Buttery Knob	2
🥈	Byte	1
#82	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	7
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#73	C.H.U.M. chum	30
#249	C.H.U.M. knife	4
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#1393	CRIMBCO mug	4
#1375	CRIMBCO scrip	15
#1127	CRIMBCO wine	5
#1703	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#32	CSA all-purpose soap	327
#41	CSA bravery badge	319
#42	CSA cheerfulness ration	355
#61	CSA discount card	215
#257	CSA fire-starting kit	41
#47	CSA obedience grenade	404
#47	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	418
#44	Caipiranha	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#48	Camp Scout pup tent	377
#32	Can of Spaghetto	1
#23	Can-Can skirt	3
#82	Candicaine	1
#49	Candy Alexander	2
#75	Cement Mixer	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#59	Chakra Libre	1
#31	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	3
#80	Charity's choker	2
#117	Cherry Cloaca Cola	16
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#54	Chester's bag of candy	2
#53	Chester's cutoffs	2
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#23	Chester's sunglasses	2
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#26	Chinese curse words	16
#37	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#43	Claw of the Infernal Seal	16
#72	Claybender glasses	10
#20	Climate Colada	3
#133	Cloaca Cola Polar	7
#1268	Cloaca grenade	5
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1152	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#648	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	4
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#490	Cloaca-Cola shield	5
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#28	Cloak of Dire Shadows	15
#60	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	26
#29	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	10
#77	Codpiece of the Goblin King	59
#24	Coily™	3
#111	Colander of Em-er'il	13
#212	Cold Hots candy	45
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#144	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	4
#146	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	9
#23	Comet Drop	10
#66	Comet Pop	3
#82	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	14
#58	Cookbook of the Damned	9
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#115	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	10
#159	Corpse Island iced tea	32
#26	Cosmic Calorie	2,496
#27	Covers-Your-Head	1
#79	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#197	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	26
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#99	Crimbo candied pecan	305
#105	Crimbo fudge	310
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#74	Crimbo paste	1
#102	Crimbo peppermint bark	296
#436	Crimbo pie	4
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#74	Crimbojito	4
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#58	Crimbough	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#1470	Crimbuck	201
#50	Crown of Thrones	1
#351	Crown of the Goblin King	68
#67	Cursed Punch	2
#195	DNOTC Box	2
#80	Daffy Taffy	570
#27	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	1
#150	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	4
#55	Dark & Starry	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#102	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	51
#181	Diet Cloaca Cola	8
#199	Disco 'Fro Pick	11
#21	Disco Banjo	21
#129	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	2
#81	Divine	14
#191	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	19
#509	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	6
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#308	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	3
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#20	Dogsgotnonoz pills	17
#65	Dolphin King's crown	56
#222	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	48
#29	Doublepunchplanter	2
#154	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	23
#62	Drac & Tan	2
#37	Dramatic™ range	47
#17	Drapes-You-Regally	1
#9	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	1
#94	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	95
#32	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	10
#17	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	3
#13	Dreadsylvanian stew	1
#31	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	11
#127	Drowsy Sword	137
#62	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#52	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#23	Drunkula's cape	1
#28	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#28	Dump Truck	9
#13	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
#65	Duskwalker fangs	10
#50	Duskwalker syringe	27
#518	Dyspepsi grenade	25
#349	Dyspepsi-Cola	196
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#426	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	6
#354	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	7
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#315	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	7
#332	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	2
#25	Earring of Fire	3
#46	Earth and Firewater	1
#70	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#76	Eau de Guaneau	8
#65	Ecto-Cooler	15
#91	Effermint™ tablets	49
#76	El Sombrero De Lopez	20
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#100	El Vibrato drone	1
#10	El Vibrato energy spear	2
#11	El Vibrato helmet	2
#11	El Vibrato leg guards	2
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#56	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	4
#35	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	13
#150	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	4
#19	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	11
#34	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	8
#21	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	12
#18	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	11
#86	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	12
#47	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	15
#23	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	17
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#56	Elder Turtle Shell	18
#48	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	94
#355	Elfin shortbread	2
#51	Ellsbury's journal	2
#30	Ellsbury's skull	3
#86	Elmley shades	14
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#30	Elvish delight	25
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#73	Enchanted Flyswatter	4
#103	Enchanted Plunger	2
#22	Engorged Sausages and You	1
#101	Ent cider	151
#43	Event Horizon	3
#85	Everlasting Deckswabber	9
#49	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#52	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#318	FDKOL commendation	1,200
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#86	FDKOL hotcakes	100
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#379	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	19
#70	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	15
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#76	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	2
#57	Firewater	1
#60	Flamin' Whatshisname	8
#36	Flaming Caipiranha	4
#56	Flaming Knob	2
#20	Flaming Mohobo	16
#51	Flaming Sazerorc	2
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#71	Flaskfull of Hollow	87
#51	Flying Caipiranha	1
#67	Fog Murderer	2
#31	Frankly Mr. Shank	2
#94	Frat Army FGF	86
#59	Freddy Kruegerand	268
🥇	French slippers	1
#168	Frogade	2
#19	Fromage Pinotage	13
#64	Frost™ brand sword	2
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#64	Frosty's carrot	2
#64	Frosty's frosty mug	29
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#58	Frosty's nailbat	2
#77	Frosty's old silk hat	2
#30	Frosty's snowball sack	2
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#61	Fu Manchu Wax	7
#126	Fudgie Roll	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#16	Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	1
#63	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#66	GOTO	19
#53	Gaia beads	106
#34	Galapagosian Cuisses	16
#85	Game Grid ticket	215
#26	Game Grid token	1,300
🥉	Game Grid valued membership card	2
#56	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	121
#35	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	16
#21	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	18
#15	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	18
#82	Gearhead Goo	7
#87	Genalen™ Bottle	57
#172	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	6
#92	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#24	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	7
#57	Gin Mint	3
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#12	Girdle of Hatred	1
#397	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	6
#99	Gnollish Crossdress	3
#103	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#167	Gnollish casserole dish	5
#211	Gnollish flyswatter	14
#158	Gnollish pie server	13
#209	Gnollish pie tin	21
#412	Gnollish plunger	5
#174	Gnollish slotted spoon	12
#135	Gnollish toolbox	52
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#274	Go-Wassail	69
#52	Golden Light	1
#65	Golden Mean	1
#66	Good 'n' Slimy	3
#425	Goodfella contract	54
#43	Gordon Bennett	26
#42	Grasshopper	2
#55	Grateful Undead T-shirt	11
#144	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	7
#67	Great Older Fashioned	1
#54	Greatest American Pants	1
#23	Greaves of the Murk Lord	20
#64	Green Burlap	1
#168	Green Clover of Justice	11
#76	Green Giant	1
#126	Green Manalishi	6
#50	Green Muslin	1
#58	Green Velvet	1
#34	Grey Guanon	1
#21	Gummi-DNA	184
#524	Gummi-Gnauga	3
#37	Gummy Brains	14
#43	Hairpiece On Fire	3
#22	Half a Purse	3
#34	Hand in Glove	2
#41	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
#43	Handsome Devil	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#100	Hatorade	2
#490	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	3
#50	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	27
#33	Haymaker	2
#223	Heimandatz's heart	7
#117	Hell broth	2
#146	Hell ramen	41
#22	Helm of the Scream Emperor	19
#34	Herring Daiquiri	2
#34	Herring Wallbanger	2
#34	Herringtini	3
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#50	Hippy Army MPE	289
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#60	Hodgman's blanket	20
#42	Hodgman's bow tie	2
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#8	Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#8	Hodgman's imaginary hamster	1
#134	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#48	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	2
#26	Hodgman's lucky sock	2
#66	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#50	Hodgman's porkpie hat	2
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#24	Hodgman's whackin' stick	1
#135	Hollandaise helmet	77
#6	How to Hold a Grudge	1
🥉	How to Tolerate Jerks	1
#19	Huggler Radio	1
#75	Humanitini	1
#37	Humpty Dumplings	1
#45	Hundred Headed IPA	6
#77	Hunger™ Sauce	1
#79	Ice Island Long Tea	1
#15	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	2
#15	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	3
#12	Ice-Cold Beerring	3
#136	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	18
#79	Iiti Kitty phone charm	83
#59	Illuminati earpiece	8
#498	Imp Ale	301
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#156	Instant Karma	71
#120	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#59	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
#895	Iron Beta of Industry	5
#156	Jack-in-the-box	33
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#60	Jackhammer	1
#81	Jarlsberg's earring	14
#45	Jarlsberg's key lime	20
#27	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	64
🥉	Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)	1
#19	Jawmaster 2000™	2
#107	Jefferson wings	1
#182	Jocko Homo's head	9
#20	Jodhpurs of Violence	1
#102	Jolly Roger charrrm	51
#114	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	24
#60	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#197	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	57
#38	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
#71	Junk-Bond	2
#55	Kashmir sweater	2
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#44	Kissin' Cousins	10
#90	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	2
#61	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	8
#103	Knob Goblin Mutagen	14
#113	Knob Goblin Uberpants	6
#58	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	21
#87	Knob Goblin elite helm	75
#93	Knob Goblin elite pants	71
#82	Knob Goblin elite polearm	82
#331	Knob Goblin elite shirt	20
#50	Knob Goblin eyedrops	34
#91	Knob Goblin firecracker	304
#172	Knob Goblin harem pants	31
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#67	vial of hamethyst juice	1
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#62	vial of porquoise juice	1
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#10	vicious spiked collar	1
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#8	villainous scythe	1
#241	vinegar	154
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#27	vinyl boots	1
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#4	violent pastilles	257
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#50	vodka stratocaster	24
#241	volcanic ash	22
#141	volleyball	1
#49	voodoo snuff	31
#70	vorpal blade	170
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#188	wad of dough	333
#25	wad of slimy rags	64
#209	wad of tofu	37
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#131	walrus ice cream	1
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#385	wang	3
#71	war tongs	67
#59	warbear LP-ROM burner	3
#182	warbear accoutrements chunk	34
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#5	warbear electric warscarf	1
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#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
#84	warbear foil hat	3
#10	warbear goggles	1
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#227	warbear gyrocopter	4
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#173	warbear helm fragment	35
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
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🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
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#28	warbear induction oven	4
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#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
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#163	warbear liquid overcoat	9
#9	warbear long johns	1
#295	warbear metalworking primer	3
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#52	warbear oil pan	4
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#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
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🥈	warbear soda machine	1
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#5	warbear spiked helm	1
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#72	warbear thermoregulator bread	7
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#165	warbear wardance potion	9
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#223	warbear whosit	730
#13	warm El Vibrato drone	1
#42	warm fur	1
#193	warm mushroom	10
#55	wasabi marble soda	6
#59	wasabi pocky	4
#76	wasabi-infused sake	2
🥈	washboard shield	1
#110	water pipe bomb	804
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#206	water wings	6
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#56	watered-down Red Minotaur	80
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#8	wax hat	2
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#42	wedge of gray cheese	1
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#29	weighted paperclip chain	6
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#126	wet stew	1
#103	wet venom duct	3
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#123	whisker pencil	73
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#97	whiskey and soda	13
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#52	whiskey sour	64
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#43	white hat hacker T-shirt	32
#180	white lightning	96
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#18	white rice	261
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#49	white satin shield	59
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#63	whole turkey leg	12
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#73	willyweed	47
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#167	wind-up ensign	1
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#164	wind-up owl	1
#99	wind-up vampire teeth	3
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#217	wine spritzer	4
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#291	witch hat	3
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#94	wool hat	29
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#65	worn tophat	62
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#167	worthless knick-knack	87
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#52	woven baling wire bracelets	13
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#95	wriggling severed nose	1
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#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
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#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#148	wussiness potion	132
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#57	yak anorak	8
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#59	ye olde golde frontes	4
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#89	yellow drunki-bear	8
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#459	yeti fur	255
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#2204	yo	1
#2045	yo-yo	2
#64	yohohoyo	55
#65	your own black heart	12
#33	yummy death watch beetle	138
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#117	zmobie	2
#20	zombie mariachi hat	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 240,184 items total!

what items are this player missing?