nardo polo

RankItemQuantity
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#141Asleep in the Cemetery9
#83Atomic Comic4
#27Ax of L'rose1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#609BGE merchandise order form5
#565BGE pocket calendar1
#1447BGE shotglass1
#957BGE tiny plastic toy1
#215Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler12
#562Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook2
#227BitterSweetTarts1
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#378Blood Light8
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#344Bone's Farm "wine"5
#582CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)2
#480CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)2
#508CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)2
#467CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)2
#475CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)2
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#2097CRIMBCO mug1
#1938CRIMBCO wine1
#363CRIMBCOIDS mints7
#302CRIMBCOLOAF8
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#1199Corpse Island iced tea3
#822Crimbo Candy Cookbook5
#15Crimbo Credit1,074
#651Crimbo wreath1
#430Crimbuck2,372
#288DNOTC Box1
#1297Dickory Farms Gift Basket2
#477Ecto-Cooler1
#211Elron's Explosive Etude1
#785FDKOL commendation11
#521FDKOL hotcakes1
#41FantasyRealm membership packet1
#169Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
#106Ghost Pinching Quarterly1
#136Gummy Brains1
#399Haunted Sorority House staff guide6
#92Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians1
#42Hodgman's blanket28
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#57Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin2
#169How to Play Othello1
#209Inndya trading card1
#1205Instant Karma1
#850Jack-in-the-box4
#169Kissin' Cousins5
#227Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#268Knob Goblin lunchbox5
#343Knob pasty1
#489L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate1
#138Lars the Cyberian3
#238Let Me Be!6
#47Loathing Legion knife1
#261Mae West with a fly in it1
#559Maxing, Relaxing2
#232Morbidda trading card1
#132Necbro wafers1
#16New-You Club Membership Form1
#2360Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster1
#196Piddles1
#193Polka Pop1
#175Prelude of Precision1
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#212Ralph IX cognac1
#94Red Pill4
#45Rethinking Candy1
#204Roo trading card1
#493Sensual Massage for Creeps3
#81Serenity trading card2
#369Silver Bullet beer5
#234Summer Nights5
#119Sweet Sword1
#152Tales from the Fireside6
#364Tales of a Kansas Toymaker9
#684The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones1
#91The Emperor's dry cleaning1
#383The Joy of Wassailing9
#152The Necbronomicon2
#102The Snitch's Manifesto1
#1004Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette3
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#645Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette4
#807Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette5
#893Thwaitgold firefly statuette5
#1379Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette2
#1221Thwaitgold maggot statuette3
#331Thwaitgold moth statuette1
#263Thwaitgold nit statuette1
#1042Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette2
#665Thwaitgold scorpion statuette1
#955Thwaitgold spider statuette1
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#936Travels with Jerry1
#850Uncle Crimbo's Rations2
#40Underworld sapling1
#41Vaso De Agua trading card3
#650Zu Mannkäse Dienen2
🥈a suspicious address1
🥉abyssal battle plans1
#203alien source code printout1
#14alien source code printout (used)1
#5anniversary gift box11
#737antique 8-Bit Power magazine1
#626antique bottle opener1
#145antique nutcracker figurine1
#573antique pair of blue jeans1
#716antique record album2
#517bacon bath ball1
#502bag of bones1
#504bag of lard2
#968bananagate1
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#183beautiful rainbow1
#89bindle of joy1
#702bindlestocking1
#1496bit of clingfilm1
#813black snowcone1
#75blank diary2
#198blended frozen swill with a fly in it1
#393blind-packed die-cast metal toy1
#1654blood flower1
#88blue tulip3
#893bone chips2
#52bone crusher1
#76bone spurs1
#61boneana hammock1
#63bonedanna1
#473bottle of Blank-Out16
#419bottle of pirate juice2
#217bottle of rhinoceros hormones2
#1075bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#117bottled day2
#570bowl of fishysoisse1
#3271box of sunshine23
#97breaded beer5
#609brine30
#249calle de miel with a fly in it1
#2152can of CRIMBCOLA1
#1701can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce4
#1024candied yams8
#186candy kneecapping stick10
#169candy knuckles11
#324cement sandals3
#289chainsaw chain1
#334chocolate cigar5
#81circular CRIMBCOOKIE13
#1348club necklace5
#383concentrated garbage juice2
🥉control crystal1
#49corked genie bottle1
#790corpse on the beach6
#218corpsebite1
#1424corpsedriver2
#1027corpsetini4
#304corrupted data51
#63cranberry schnapps6
#568crystalline cheer3
#201cube of billiard chalk1
#194cyclops eyedrops2
#244deadly lampshade4
#385deluxe fax machine1
#624designer handbag4
#1147diamond necklace6
#475dill86
#1330disassembled clover4
#985distilled fortified wine1
#413donkey flipbook2
#30dreadful box1
#466drop of water-371
#1315dusty Crimbo crate2
#88eldritch elixir1
#548electrical thingamabob1
#231fake blood5
#1881fancy chocolate car1
#151floaty gravel1
#416floaty pebbles1
#90floaty rock1
#987floaty sand1
#88forbidden sausage3
#378fossilized baboon skull1
#329fossilized bat skull1
#172fossilized demon skull3
#290fossilized limb33
#170fossilized spider skull3
#356fossilized spike11
#166fossilized spine12
#423fossilized torso9
#524fossilized wing4
#371fossilized wyrm skull1
#281freezerburned ice cube1
#253fudge bunny2
#44fudge spork10
#217funhouse mirror3
#492garish pinky ring8
#455ghost cucumber99
#380ghost trap1
#519giant designer sunglasses7
#608gingerbread house1
#806gingerbread robot1
#180green drunki-bear2
#106handful of Laughing Willow bark2
#5199handful of confetti1
#396handful of numbers1
#1648heart necklace4
#1017herbal stuffing7
#363hideous egg8
#867holiday cheese log1
#160holiday log1
#71hot egg3
#512incense bath ball1
#92intriguing puzzle box4
#148jamfish jam1
#460jar of fermented pickle juice3
#405jar of squeeze2
#168jawbruiser13
#897kumquartz1
#251lewd playing card10
#102licorice garrote16
#59magic dragonfish fry1
#235mandarina colada with a fly in it1
#98marshmallow flambé5
#1339motivational poster1
#248myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball1
#861nut-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#125obnoxious riddle3
#1186pack of KWE trading card2
#77paperclip714
#236perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#788petit 4.11
#541petrified wood14
#332phish stick3
#636plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#529plastic ingot1
#308pog #01 (spider)3
#483pog #02 (Knob goblin)1
#481pog #03 (warwelf)1
#482pog #04 (skleleton)1
#501pog #05 (ninja snowman)1
#320pog #06 (filthy hippy)3
#494pog #07 (orcish frat boy)1
#209pog #08 (hellion)5
#321pog #09 (pirate)3
#273pog #10 (hobo)4
#377pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)2
🥇polo trophy82
#295portable photocopier23
#37pottery barn owl figurine1
#70pressurized potion of perspicacity1
#59pressurized potion of proficiency1
#71pressurized potion of pulchritude1
#246prussian cathouse with a fly in it1
#257radio button candy4
#222red drunki-bear1
#67red tulip5
#796ridiculous cocktail10
#38ridiculous earring2
#111ridiculous sandwich12
#182rockin' wagon with a fly in it1
#30rose1,321
#1490rubber WWBD? bracelet5
#1547rubber WWJD? bracelet5
#1308rubber WWSPD? bracelet6
#1485rubber WWtNSD? bracelet5
#133sea broccoli5
#227silver shotgun shell1
#190six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola1
#238slap and tickle with a fly in it1
#221sleeping stocking13
#199smoked potsherd3
#113soul doorbell3
#35soul mask1
#99soy cordial5
#14space beast fur60
#270space jam1
#55space junk105
#1175spade necklace6
#71sparking robo-battery89
#131spectral pickle169
#459spooky bark25
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#594spooky sap13
#103square CRIMBCOOKIE11
#414squirming egg sac23
#201still-beating spleen2
#277strange cube5
#818strawberyl2
#599string of Crimbo lights1
#837stuffed Baron von Ratsworth53
#1342stuffed Cheshire bitten37
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#1458stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech35
#676stuffed Meat70
#1401stuffed angry cow36
#1361stuffed astral badger38
#1762stuffed baby gravy fairy30
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#1376stuffed cocoabo36
#827stuffed crazy bastard sword7
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#1310stuffed flaming gravy fairy39
#2129stuffed frozen gravy fairy24
#1245stuffed hand turkey41
#575stuffed key100
#955stuffed martini7
#1477stuffed mind flayer35
#894stuffed mink52
#849stuffed monocle55
#942stuffed ninja snowman3
#1376stuffed scary death orb38
#1479stuffed sleazy gravy fairy35
#1575stuffed snowy owl32
#1369stuffed spooky gravy fairy38
#3042stuffed spooky mushroom1
#1358stuffed stinky gravy fairy37
#902stuffed teddy butler51
#911stuffed tin of caviar51
#627stuffed treasure chest92
#1488stuffed undead elbow macaroni35
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#122sugar chapeau1
#101sugar shank1
#282sugar shard1
#269sugar sheet5
#183sugar shield1
#79sugar shillelagh1
#118sugar shirt1
#146sugar shorts1
#104sugar shotgun1
#223tangarita with a fly in it1
#1189ten-leaf clover1
#451thermos full of Knob coffee1
#295throbbing rage gland1
#353tin cup of mulligan stew3
#938tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer1
#938tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer1
#929tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer1
#601tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#946tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer1
#731tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign2
#939tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer1
#928tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf1
#606tiny die-cast middle-management elf3
#951tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf1
#750tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf2
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#365tiny plastic 11 Dealer2
#2177tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf3
#1142tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear2
#3933tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#1512tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth3
#890tiny plastic Beebee King2
#2092tiny plastic Beelzebozo2
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#1784tiny plastic Black Knight4
#1509tiny plastic Bonerdagon3
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#376tiny plastic Bugbear Captain3
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#835tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter4
#2847tiny plastic Cheshire bat6
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#2453tiny plastic Crimbo elf3
#1476tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer6
#1224tiny plastic Crimbo wreath3
#86tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#59tiny plastic Dolph Bossin1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#79tiny plastic Dr. Awkward1
#826tiny plastic Father McGruber4
#1149tiny plastic Felonia4
#152tiny plastic Fudge Wizard2
#2169tiny plastic G Imp3
#174tiny plastic GORM-81
#88tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#2172tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser3
#2164tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester3
#853tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist4
#2171tiny plastic Hellion3
#2164tiny plastic Iiti Kitty3
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#1491tiny plastic Knob Goblin King3
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#2784tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl2
#1763tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist4
#2141tiny plastic Knott Yeti3
#77tiny plastic Knows About Chakras1
#73tiny plastic Krampus1
#778tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#47tiny plastic Mer-kin baker1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#845tiny plastic Norville Rogers4
#1756tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy4
#1238tiny plastic Protagonist6
#1139tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#221tiny plastic Rene C. Corman5
#83tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#1122tiny plastic Scott the Miner2
#3906tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#2745tiny plastic Spunky Princess2
#91tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#967tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski5
#2059tiny plastic The Man2
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#1742tiny plastic Trouser Snake4
#1809tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo2
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#573tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer4
#3857tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#75tiny plastic Your Brain1
#174tiny plastic abominable fudgeman2
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#110tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#2205tiny plastic angry bugbear3
#6122tiny plastic angry goat2
#996tiny plastic angry space marine3
#78tiny plastic angry vikings1
#2193tiny plastic anime smiley3
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#2791tiny plastic apathetic lizardman2
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#4863tiny plastic baby gravy fairy3
#73tiny plastic bad vibe1
#8128tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#1097tiny plastic batbugbear2
#1452tiny plastic beanbat5
#531tiny plastic bee swarm8
#962tiny plastic beebee gunners3
#844tiny plastic beebee queue4
#1717tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar3
#1109tiny plastic black ops bugbear2
#665tiny plastic blazing bat6
#4841tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball3
#2200tiny plastic blooper3
#3955tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#2147tiny plastic briefcase bat3
#972tiny plastic bugaboo3
#861tiny plastic buzzerker4
#842tiny plastic cavebugbear4
#4874tiny plastic cocoabo3
#3958tiny plastic coffee pixie4
#153tiny plastic colollilossus2
#3178tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#2754tiny plastic cubist bull2
#1779tiny plastic demoninja4
#2690tiny plastic disco bandit2
#53tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"1
#1759tiny plastic drunk goat4
#101tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#2761tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus2
#3910tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#668tiny plastic fire servant3
#2800tiny plastic fluffy bunny2
#1211tiny plastic fruit golem6
#8152tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#4858tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick3
#6156tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
#2804tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers2
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#2790tiny plastic goth giant2
#3312tiny plastic grue5
#1230tiny plastic handsome mariachi6
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#3307tiny plastic howling balloon monkey5
#2811tiny plastic killer bee6
#1245tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box6
#2010tiny plastic leprechaun9
#6185tiny plastic levitating potato2
#2172tiny plastic lobsterfrogman3
#1344tiny plastic moneybee1
#8112tiny plastic mosquito1
#973tiny plastic mumblebee3
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#2801tiny plastic ninja snowman2
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#1137tiny plastic peacannon1
#6133tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime2
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#2798tiny plastic scary clown2
#46tiny plastic sea elf1
#2610tiny plastic seal clubber2
#102tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#2172tiny plastic senile lihc3
#1475tiny plastic smarmy pirate5
#859tiny plastic spiderbugbear2
#826tiny plastic spiny skelelton9
#4901tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton3
#1465tiny plastic spooky vampire5
#6129tiny plastic stab bat2
#4017tiny plastic star starfish4
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#1417tiny plastic sweet nutcracker6
#2147tiny plastic taco cat3
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#864tiny plastic the Free Man2
#2767tiny plastic topiary golem2
#173tiny plastic trollipop2
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3842tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#1706tiny plastic warwelf4
#2701tiny plastic whitesnake2
#52tiny plastic yuleviathan1
#2167tiny plastic zmobie3
#3158toast1
#124toast with jam1
#58toe jam toast1
#1102tofurkey gravy7
#1390tofurkey leg5
#814tourmalime2
#60traffic jam toast1
#113triangular CRIMBCOOKIE11
#482unearthed potsherd1
#376vinegar106
#566volcanic ash1
#391voodoo snuff3
🥉warbear metalworking primer500
#215warbear officer requisition box1
#381warbear requisition box1
#151waterlogged crate1
#126white tulip1
#64wriggling severed nose2
#229yellow drunki-bear1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 9,447 items total!

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