Museum :: nardo polo

nardo polo

Rank	Item	Quantity
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#141	Asleep in the Cemetery	9
#83	Atomic Comic	4
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#609	BGE merchandise order form	5
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1447	BGE shotglass	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#215	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	12
#562	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#378	Blood Light	8
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#344	Bone's Farm "wine"	5
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#363	CRIMBCOIDS mints	7
#302	CRIMBCOLOAF	8
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#1199	Corpse Island iced tea	3
#822	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	5
#15	Crimbo Credit	1,074
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#430	Crimbuck	2,372
#288	DNOTC Box	1
#1297	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#785	FDKOL commendation	11
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#41	FantasyRealm membership packet	1
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#106	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#136	Gummy Brains	1
#399	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	6
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#42	Hodgman's blanket	28
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#57	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	2
#169	How to Play Othello	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#1205	Instant Karma	1
#850	Jack-in-the-box	4
#169	Kissin' Cousins	5
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#268	Knob Goblin lunchbox	5
#343	Knob pasty	1
#489	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1
#138	Lars the Cyberian	3
#238	Let Me Be!	6
#47	Loathing Legion knife	1
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#559	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#132	Necbro wafers	1
#16	New-You Club Membership Form	1
#2360	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#196	Piddles	1
#193	Polka Pop	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#212	Ralph IX cognac	1
#94	Red Pill	4
#45	Rethinking Candy	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#493	Sensual Massage for Creeps	3
#81	Serenity trading card	2
#369	Silver Bullet beer	5
#234	Summer Nights	5
#119	Sweet Sword	1
#152	Tales from the Fireside	6
#364	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	9
#684	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#91	The Emperor's dry cleaning	1
#383	The Joy of Wassailing	9
#152	The Necbronomicon	2
#102	The Snitch's Manifesto	1
#1004	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	3
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#645	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	4
#807	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	5
#893	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	5
#1379	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#1221	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	3
#331	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#1042	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	2
#665	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#955	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#40	Underworld sapling	1
#41	Vaso De Agua trading card	3
#650	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	2
🥈	a suspicious address	1
🥉	abyssal battle plans	1
#203	alien source code printout	1
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#5	anniversary gift box	11
#737	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#626	antique bottle opener	1
#145	antique nutcracker figurine	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#716	antique record album	2
#517	bacon bath ball	1
#502	bag of bones	1
#504	bag of lard	2
#968	bananagate	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#183	beautiful rainbow	1
#89	bindle of joy	1
#702	bindlestocking	1
#1496	bit of clingfilm	1
#813	black snowcone	1
#75	blank diary	2
#198	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#393	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	1
#1654	blood flower	1
#88	blue tulip	3
#893	bone chips	2
#52	bone crusher	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#473	bottle of Blank-Out	16
#419	bottle of pirate juice	2
#217	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	2
#1075	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#117	bottled day	2
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#3271	box of sunshine	23
#97	breaded beer	5
#609	brine	30
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#2152	can of CRIMBCOLA	1
#1701	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	4
#1024	candied yams	8
#186	candy kneecapping stick	10
#169	candy knuckles	11
#324	cement sandals	3
#289	chainsaw chain	1
#334	chocolate cigar	5
#81	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	13
#1348	club necklace	5
#383	concentrated garbage juice	2
🥉	control crystal	1
#49	corked genie bottle	1
#790	corpse on the beach	6
#218	corpsebite	1
#1424	corpsedriver	2
#1027	corpsetini	4
#304	corrupted data	51
#63	cranberry schnapps	6
#568	crystalline cheer	3
#201	cube of billiard chalk	1
#194	cyclops eyedrops	2
#244	deadly lampshade	4
#385	deluxe fax machine	1
#624	designer handbag	4
#1147	diamond necklace	6
#475	dill	86
#1330	disassembled clover	4
#985	distilled fortified wine	1
#413	donkey flipbook	2
#30	dreadful box	1
#466	drop of water-37	1
#1315	dusty Crimbo crate	2
#88	eldritch elixir	1
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#231	fake blood	5
#1881	fancy chocolate car	1
#151	floaty gravel	1
#416	floaty pebbles	1
#90	floaty rock	1
#987	floaty sand	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#378	fossilized baboon skull	1
#329	fossilized bat skull	1
#172	fossilized demon skull	3
#290	fossilized limb	33
#170	fossilized spider skull	3
#356	fossilized spike	11
#166	fossilized spine	12
#423	fossilized torso	9
#524	fossilized wing	4
#371	fossilized wyrm skull	1
#281	freezerburned ice cube	1
#253	fudge bunny	2
#44	fudge spork	10
#217	funhouse mirror	3
#492	garish pinky ring	8
#455	ghost cucumber	99
#380	ghost trap	1
#519	giant designer sunglasses	7
#608	gingerbread house	1
#806	gingerbread robot	1
#180	green drunki-bear	2
#106	handful of Laughing Willow bark	2
#5199	handful of confetti	1
#396	handful of numbers	1
#1648	heart necklace	4
#1017	herbal stuffing	7
#363	hideous egg	8
#867	holiday cheese log	1
#160	holiday log	1
#71	hot egg	3
#512	incense bath ball	1
#92	intriguing puzzle box	4
#148	jamfish jam	1
#460	jar of fermented pickle juice	3
#405	jar of squeeze	2
#168	jawbruiser	13
#897	kumquartz	1
#251	lewd playing card	10
#102	licorice garrote	16
#59	magic dragonfish fry	1
#235	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#98	marshmallow flambé	5
#1339	motivational poster	1
#248	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	1
#861	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#125	obnoxious riddle	3
#1186	pack of KWE trading card	2
#77	paperclip	714
#236	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
#788	petit 4.1	1
#541	petrified wood	14
#332	phish stick	3
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#529	plastic ingot	1
#308	pog #01 (spider)	3
#483	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	1
#481	pog #03 (warwelf)	1
#482	pog #04 (skleleton)	1
#501	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	1
#320	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	3
#494	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	1
#209	pog #08 (hellion)	5
#321	pog #09 (pirate)	3
#273	pog #10 (hobo)	4
#377	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	2
🥇	polo trophy	82
#295	portable photocopier	23
#37	pottery barn owl figurine	1
#70	pressurized potion of perspicacity	1
#59	pressurized potion of proficiency	1
#71	pressurized potion of pulchritude	1
#246	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1
#257	radio button candy	4
#222	red drunki-bear	1
#67	red tulip	5
#796	ridiculous cocktail	10
#38	ridiculous earring	2
#111	ridiculous sandwich	12
#182	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
#30	rose	1,321
#1490	rubber WWBD? bracelet	5
#1547	rubber WWJD? bracelet	5
#1308	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	6
#1485	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	5
#133	sea broccoli	5
#227	silver shotgun shell	1
#190	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	1
#238	slap and tickle with a fly in it	1
#221	sleeping stocking	13
#199	smoked potsherd	3
#113	soul doorbell	3
#35	soul mask	1
#99	soy cordial	5
#14	space beast fur	60
#270	space jam	1
#55	space junk	105
#1175	spade necklace	6
#71	sparking robo-battery	89
#131	spectral pickle	169
#459	spooky bark	25
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#594	spooky sap	13
#103	square CRIMBCOOKIE	11
#414	squirming egg sac	23
#201	still-beating spleen	2
#277	strange cube	5
#818	strawberyl	2
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#837	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	53
#1342	stuffed Cheshire bitten	37
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#1458	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	35
#676	stuffed Meat	70
#1401	stuffed angry cow	36
#1361	stuffed astral badger	38
#1762	stuffed baby gravy fairy	30
#1466	stuffed can of asparagus	1
#1376	stuffed cocoabo	36
#827	stuffed crazy bastard sword	7
#1579	stuffed dodecapede	1
#1310	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	39
#2129	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	24
#1245	stuffed hand turkey	41
#575	stuffed key	100
#955	stuffed martini	7
#1477	stuffed mind flayer	35
#894	stuffed mink	52
#849	stuffed monocle	55
#942	stuffed ninja snowman	3
#1376	stuffed scary death orb	38
#1479	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	35
#1575	stuffed snowy owl	32
#1369	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	38
#3042	stuffed spooky mushroom	1
#1358	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	37
#902	stuffed teddy butler	51
#911	stuffed tin of caviar	51
#627	stuffed treasure chest	92
#1488	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	35
#553	stuffed yo-yo	1
#122	sugar chapeau	1
#101	sugar shank	1
#282	sugar shard	1
#269	sugar sheet	5
#183	sugar shield	1
#79	sugar shillelagh	1
#118	sugar shirt	1
#146	sugar shorts	1
#104	sugar shotgun	1
#223	tangarita with a fly in it	1
#1189	ten-leaf clover	1
#451	thermos full of Knob coffee	1
#295	throbbing rage gland	1
#353	tin cup of mulligan stew	3
#938	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	1
#938	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
#929	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
#601	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#632	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#946	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
#731	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	2
#939	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
#928	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
#606	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	3
#951	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
#750	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	2
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#365	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	2
#2177	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	3
#1142	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	2
#3933	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#1512	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	3
#890	tiny plastic Beebee King	2
#2092	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	2
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#1784	tiny plastic Black Knight	4
#1509	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	3
#3079	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#376	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	3
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#835	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	4
#2847	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	6
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#2453	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	3
#1476	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	6
#1224	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	3
#86	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
#826	tiny plastic Father McGruber	4
#1149	tiny plastic Felonia	4
#152	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	2
#2169	tiny plastic G Imp	3
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#2172	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	3
#2164	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	3
#853	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	4
#2171	tiny plastic Hellion	3
#2164	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	3
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#1491	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	3
#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#2784	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	2
#1763	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	4
#2141	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	3
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#845	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	4
#1756	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	4
#1238	tiny plastic Protagonist	6
#1139	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#221	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	5
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#1122	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	2
#3906	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#2745	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	2
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#967	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	5
#2059	tiny plastic The Man	2
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#1742	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	4
#1809	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	2
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#573	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	4
#3857	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#174	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	2
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#2205	tiny plastic angry bugbear	3
#6122	tiny plastic angry goat	2
#996	tiny plastic angry space marine	3
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#2193	tiny plastic anime smiley	3
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#2791	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	2
#3979	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#4863	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	3
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#8128	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#1097	tiny plastic batbugbear	2
#1452	tiny plastic beanbat	5
#531	tiny plastic bee swarm	8
#962	tiny plastic beebee gunners	3
#844	tiny plastic beebee queue	4
#1717	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	3
#1109	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	2
#665	tiny plastic blazing bat	6
#4841	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	3
#2200	tiny plastic blooper	3
#3955	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#2147	tiny plastic briefcase bat	3
#972	tiny plastic bugaboo	3
#861	tiny plastic buzzerker	4
#842	tiny plastic cavebugbear	4
#4874	tiny plastic cocoabo	3
#3958	tiny plastic coffee pixie	4
#153	tiny plastic colollilossus	2
#3178	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#2754	tiny plastic cubist bull	2
#1779	tiny plastic demoninja	4
#2690	tiny plastic disco bandit	2
#53	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#1759	tiny plastic drunk goat	4
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#2761	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	2
#3910	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#668	tiny plastic fire servant	3
#2800	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	2
#1211	tiny plastic fruit golem	6
#8152	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#4858	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	3
#6156	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	2
#2804	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	2
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#2790	tiny plastic goth giant	2
#3312	tiny plastic grue	5
#1230	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	6
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#3307	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	5
#2811	tiny plastic killer bee	6
#1245	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	6
#2010	tiny plastic leprechaun	9
#6185	tiny plastic levitating potato	2
#2172	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	3
#1344	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#8112	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#973	tiny plastic mumblebee	3
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#2801	tiny plastic ninja snowman	2
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#6133	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	2
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#2798	tiny plastic scary clown	2
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#2610	tiny plastic seal clubber	2
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#2172	tiny plastic senile lihc	3
#1475	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	5
#859	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	2
#826	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	9
#4901	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	3
#1465	tiny plastic spooky vampire	5
#6129	tiny plastic stab bat	2
#4017	tiny plastic star starfish	4
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#1417	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	6
#2147	tiny plastic taco cat	3
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#864	tiny plastic the Free Man	2
#2767	tiny plastic topiary golem	2
#173	tiny plastic trollipop	2
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3842	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#1706	tiny plastic warwelf	4
#2701	tiny plastic whitesnake	2
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#2167	tiny plastic zmobie	3
#3158	toast	1
#124	toast with jam	1
#58	toe jam toast	1
#1102	tofurkey gravy	7
#1390	tofurkey leg	5
#814	tourmalime	2
#60	traffic jam toast	1
#113	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	11
#482	unearthed potsherd	1
#376	vinegar	106
#566	volcanic ash	1
#391	voodoo snuff	3
🥉	warbear metalworking primer	500
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#381	warbear requisition box	1
#151	waterlogged crate	1
#126	white tulip	1
#64	wriggling severed nose	2
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 9,447 items total!

what items are this player missing?