| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #796 | BGE shotglass | 11 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #224 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 5 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #658 | CRIMBCO mug | 16 |
| #1011 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
| #192 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 11 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1088 | Crimbo candied pecan | 4 |
| #1050 | Crimbo fudge | 5 |
| #1258 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 2 |
| #773 | Crimboween memo | 14 |
| #27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #74 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 58 |
| #35 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 2 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #777 | Instant Karma | 4 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #49 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #256 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 36 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #64 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #341 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 15 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #657 | baby killer bee | 14 |
| #148 | baconstone | 46 |
| #1381 | badass belt | 40 |
| #605 | barrrnacle | 24 |
| #352 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #467 | brine | 42 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #121 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 16 |
| #1173 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 7 |
| #1128 | candied yams | 7 |
| #133 | candy brain | 40 |
| #434 | candy cane | 87 |
| #500 | candy stake | 12 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #217 | cocoa egg | 67 |
| #529 | dill | 77 |
| #314 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 16 |
| #515 | fancy chocolate | 6 |
| #996 | felt | 9 |
| #11 | foie gras | 456 |
| #1167 | fruitcake | 14 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #708 | ghost cucumber | 63 |
| #69 | gingerbread bugbear | 398 |
| #392 | gingerbread horror | 14 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #71 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #1244 | googly eye | 8 |
| #374 | guy made of bee pollen | 7 |
| #195 | hamethyst | 37 |
| #1740 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #41 | hibernating robot reindeer | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #742 | kite | 10 |
| #773 | length of string | 14 |
| #43 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 62 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #38 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #644 | pork elf goodies sack | 9 |
| #134 | porquoise | 46 |
| #522 | potato sprout | 4 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #191 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 6 |
| #600 | shiny ring | 42 |
| #437 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #477 | sock monkey | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #803 | spooky eggnog | 7 |
| #120 | spooky felt | 76 |
| #186 | spooky length of string | 66 |
| #456 | spooky stuffing | 12 |
| #146 | spooky toy wheel | 34 |
| #148 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 8 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #536 | stainless steel shillelagh | 8 |
| #556 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #565 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #418 | stainless steel solitaire | 7 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1302 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 7 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #357 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 4 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #420 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 4 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #355 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 4 |
| #1651 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #609 | tofurkey gravy | 14 |
| #641 | tofurkey leg | 13 |
| #598 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #935 | toy crazy train | 8 |
| #243 | toy jet pack | 33 |
| #279 | toy ray gun | 38 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #231 | toy space helmet | 40 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #145 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 8 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #528 | vinegar | 76 |
| #258 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 9 |
| #614 | wind-up chattering teeth | 50 |
| #326 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |