| #9 | Alice's Army booster box | 2 |
| #74 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #75 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #8 | Clan shower | 1 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | Corpse Island iced tea | 600 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #92 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #56 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #49 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #43 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 1 |
| #113 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 6 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #64 | Rainbow's Gravity | 3 |
| #64 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #50 | a cute angel | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #6711 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #13 | calm attention-deficit demon | 1 |
| 🥇 | can of Red Minotaur | 15,000 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| 🥇 | clockwork spine | 608 |
| #92 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #43 | cream pie | 69 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #6 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 2,776 |
| 🥇 | fake blood | 4,798 |
| #77 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #14 | fossilized spine | 100 |
| #9 | frozen seal spine | 30 |
| #71 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| 🥈 | hemp backpack | 1 |
| #41 | hibernating robot reindeer | 1 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #8 | jitterbug larva | 1 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #40 | moveable feast | 1 |
| #75 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #12 | nervous tick egg | 1 |
| #38 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #30 | panicked kernel | 2 |
| #5 | petrified time | 34 |
| #5 | pufferfish spine | 400 |
| #6 | raffle prize box | 66 |
| #15 | rattlesnake enrager | 5 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #9 | shark tooth necklace | 17 |
| #14 | siesta-ing Casagnova gnome | 1 |
| 🥇 | sorority girl's box | 31 |
| #65 | squamous polyp | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #39 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #19 | unemployed hunchbacked minion | 1 |
| #23 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 1 |
| #70 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |