| #39 | 1,970 carat gold | 78 |
| #46 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 227 |
| #99 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 37 |
| #5 | 99.44% pure math | 99 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #74 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 22 |
| #52 | CRIMBCO mug | 333 |
| #112 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 11 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #15 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 21 |
| #10 | Feynman gate | 1,111 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #187 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| 🥇 | Golden HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #57 | Instant Karma | 222 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #35 | KoLHS Pep Squad Box | 1 |
| #47 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #157 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 50 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #278 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 11 |
| #41 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 33 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #472 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 11 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #6 | TI-9000 calculator | 444 |
| #363 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 11 |
| #101 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 11 |
| #333 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 11 |
| #373 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 11 |
| #769 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #36 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 22 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #39 | adventurer clone egg | 1 |
| #655 | banana peel | 1 |
| #4 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1,111 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #168 | bone abacus | 1 |
| #5 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 48 |
| #110 | bow | 4 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1051 | box of sunshine | 222 |
| #723 | chaos butterfly | 100 |
| #47 | cheer extractor | 33 |
| #188 | clockwork key | 10 |
| #8 | coffee pixie stick | 111 |
| #91 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #98 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #109 | d12 | 12 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #22 | dollar-sign bag | 639 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| 🥇 | electric Kool-Aid | 49 |
| #30 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 33 |
| #27 | exactly-three-shaped box | 3 |
| #27 | facsimile dictionary | 222 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #17 | faded red protest sign | 2 |
| #490 | ghuol guolash | 11 |
| #9 | gingerservo | 3 |
| #372 | gloomy black mushroom | 8 |
| #4 | gold nuggets | 50,000 |
| #38 | grue egg | 333 |
| 🥈 | guano coffee cup | 166,661 |
| #2517 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #591 | helmet turtle | 59 |
| 🥈 | hemp backpack | 1 |
| #57 | herb brownies | 420 |
| #38 | hibernating robot reindeer | 1 |
| #4 | hippy herbal tea | 11,111 |
| #33 | huge gold coin | 705 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #5 | logic synthesizer | 3,333 |
| #64 | lucky rabbit's foot | 70 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #7 | mafia wedding ring | 3 |
| #667 | martini | 1 |
| #27 | massive gemstone | 345 |
| #565 | meat paste | 25 |
| 🥉 | miniature espresso maker | 1,111 |
| #32 | mutant cactus bud | 1 |
| #30 | mutant fire ant egg | 1 |
| #39 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
| #108 | oily golden mushroom | 4 |
| #24 | palm-frond fan | 29 |
| #664 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #4 | personalized coffee mug | 11,111 |
| #494 | petrified time | 1 |
| #37 | pile of gold coins | 599 |
| #15 | pixel orb | 6 |
| #117 | plexiglass pants | 2 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #561 | pork elf goodies sack | 11 |
| #13 | powdered toad horn | 33 |
| #2040 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #84 | really dense meat stack | 50 |
| #41 | sandwich of the gods | 33 |
| #72 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 50 |
| #31 | secret from the future | 8 |
| #146 | severed rocking horse head | 3 |
| #24 | sinister-looking cat | 111 |
| #40 | smoldering box | 3 |
| #45 | solid gold bowling ball | 267 |
| #29 | solid gold jewel | 152 |
| #185 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 5 |
| #112 | spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #151 | stainless steel scarf | 16 |
| #19 | stainless steel shillelagh | 35 |
| #104 | stainless steel skullcap | 16 |
| #130 | stainless steel slacks | 16 |
| #79 | stainless steel solitaire | 17 |
| #29 | stainless steel suspenders | 44 |
| #45 | still-beating spleen | 12 |
| #4 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1,111 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #29 | tighty whiteys | 16 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #143 | tin rations | 1 |
| #5 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 11,111 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #3156 | toast | 1 |
| #287 | tomato daiquiri | 5 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #1907 | useless powder | 1 |
| #122 | warehouse key | 7 |
| #126 | white Canadian | 30 |
| #398 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 5 |
| #140 | white-label gin | 1 |
| #69 | wizard action figure | 1 |