| #13 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 7 |
| #19 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 7 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 7 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 7 |
| #21 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 7 |
| #11 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 7 |
| #26 | Alice's Army booster box | 1 |
| #409 | Amulet of Yendor | 54 |
| #73 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #48 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 30 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #82 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 2 |
| #25 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #25 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 2 |
| 🥈 | Clan looking glass | 3 |
| 🥈 | Clan pool table | 3 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #37 | Crimbo wreath | 11 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbough | 5 |
| #961 | Crimbuck | 707 |
| #31 | Elvish sunglasses | 2 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #76 | Frosty's old silk hat | 2 |
| #55 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 2 |
| #11 | Greatest American Pants | 3 |
| #4 | Grimacite Bock | 12 |
| #35 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 2 |
| #119 | Hodgman's blanket | 11 |
| #94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #25 | Libram of Love Songs | 3 |
| #10 | Loathing Legion knife | 3 |
| 🥇 | Marvelous Unitard | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #52 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 2 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #34 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 2 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #48 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 23 |
| #53 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 2 |
| #54 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 2 |
| #12 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 4 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #62 | Zombo's shield | 2 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #478 | bag of airline peanuts | 63 |
| #314 | battered Crimbo Crate | 38 |
| #407 | black snowcone | 8 |
| #130 | blue snowcone | 163 |
| #13 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 42 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #738 | box of sunshine | 400 |
| #734 | brick | 48 |
| #203 | bunch of bananas | 25 |
| #42 | candy cornucopia | 2 |
| #22 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 300 |
| #428 | clown hammer | 68 |
| #33 | cup of infinite pencils | 28 |
| #512 | defective skull | 41 |
| #766 | dusty Crimbo crate | 11 |
| #1414 | elven cellocello | 14 |
| #882 | elven suicide capsule | 21 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #499 | encoder ring | 31 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #704 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 37 |
| #83 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #430 | fake fake vomit | 76 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #10 | floaty stone sphere | 4 |
| #606 | frozen banquet | 2 |
| 🥇 | funny paper hat | 1 |
| #152 | gingerbread house | 4 |
| #146 | green candy heart | 237 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #162 | green snowcone | 149 |
| #25 | haiku katana | 3 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #335 | jazz soap | 89 |
| #230 | joybuzzer | 120 |
| #201 | lavender candy heart | 149 |
| #21 | little box of fireworks | 3 |
| #7 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 10 |
| #373 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 80 |
| #253 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 7 |
| #335 | magical pony: Pearjack | 4 |
| #363 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 4 |
| #245 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 7 |
| #354 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 4 |
| #10 | mutant cactus bud | 8 |
| #8 | mutant fire ant egg | 8 |
| #12 | mutant gila monster egg | 5 |
| #13 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 4 |
| #259 | orange candy heart | 143 |
| #189 | orange snowcone | 135 |
| #319 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #19 | packet of mayfly bait | 3 |
| #9 | perfectly ordinary frog | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #361 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 74 |
| #381 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 82 |
| #7 | pile of loose snow | 11 |
| #235 | pink candy heart | 133 |
| #16 | plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #10 | plans for depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #15 | plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #20 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 17 |
| #282 | purple snowcone | 82 |
| #297 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 4 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #230 | red snowcone | 110 |
| #434 | rubber emo roe | 75 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| 🥇 | space trooper helmet | 1 |
| #389 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| #54 | spooky rattling cigar box | 2 |
| #74 | string of Crimbo lights | 7 |
| #13 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1,073 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #785 | throwing wrench | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #13 | tiny costume wardrobe | 4 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| 🥉 | wedge of gray cheese | 29 |
| #175 | white candy heart | 224 |
| #1334 | whoopie cushion | 10 |
| #207 | wind-up chattering teeth | 137 |
| #448 | x-ray specs | 46 |
| #271 | yellow candy heart | 168 |
| #370 | yellow snowcone | 93 |