| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #84 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #49 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #19 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #60 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #48 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #39 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #229 | BitterSweetTarts | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #294 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #398 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 6 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #633 | Drowsy Sword | 28 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #281 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| #263 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #184 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #56 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #675 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #425 | Iron Beta of Industry | 18 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #479 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #62 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #49 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #1132 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 22 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #198 | Piddles | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #194 | Polka Pop | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #667 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #439 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #104 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #278 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #251 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #230 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #252 | ant pick | 1 |
| #281 | ant rake | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #245 | arrowgram | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #170 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #1686 | badass belt | 32 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #294 | bag of bones | 6 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #132 | bag of many confections | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #217 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #97 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #397 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #415 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #242 | bellhop bell | 1 |
| #345 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #393 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #154 | big bundle of chamoix | 1 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| #463 | big rock | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #799 | bone chips | 5 |
| #212 | bone collar | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #1387 | bottle of goofballs | 17 |
| #43 | bottle of moontan lotion | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #91 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #250 | brainy skull | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #249 | buckler buckle | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #345 | burst hellseal brain | 14 |
| #225 | bus pass | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #353 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #132 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #146 | caret | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #109 | catskin buckler | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #15 | cheap plastic kazoo | 1 |
| #776 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #163 | chrome stick | 1 |
| #167 | chrome sword hilt | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #111 | clownskin buckler | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #25 | club of corruption | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #55 | coffee pixie stick | 1 |
| #402 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #16 | corrupt club of corruption | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #160 | crowbar | 1 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #402 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #488 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #454 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #431 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #115 | cyber-mattock | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #583 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #167 | delectable fire ant | 1 |
| #90 | delicious comfit? | 1 |
| #245 | delicious shimmering moth | 1 |
| #168 | delicious stinkbug | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #982 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #131 | dolphin whistle | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #268 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #373 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #46 | duct tape wallet | 101 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #466 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1358 | easter egg balloon | 18 |
| #209 | elephant stinger | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #357 | empty agua de vida bottle | 580 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #204 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #131 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #59 | essential cameraderie | 2 |
| #40 | essential soy | 3 |
| #100 | essential tofu | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #45 | extra-strength rubber bands | 1 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #259 | facehugging alien | 1 |
| #530 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #137 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #216 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #677 | figurine of a charred seal | 3 |
| #551 | figurine of a cold seal | 8 |
| #352 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 3 |
| #242 | figurine of a sleek seal | 9 |
| #313 | figurine of a slippery seal | 5 |
| #248 | figurine of a stinking seal | 9 |
| #161 | figurine of an ancient seal | 5 |
| #87 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #83 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #107 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #62 | finger cuffs | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #150 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #418 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #253 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #62 | fumble formula | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #85 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #599 | gator skin | 1 |
| #119 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #388 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #195 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #178 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #45 | gill rings | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #233 | glistening fish meat | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #286 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #162 | goblin autoblowgun | 1 |
| #158 | goblin hunting spear | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #425 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
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| #67 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
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| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
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| #64 | radioactive chew toy | 1 |
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| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #85 | ratskin belt | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
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| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #105 | robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. | 1 |
| #103 | robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. | 1 |
| #105 | robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. | 1 |
| #98 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #130 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 1 |
| #114 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 1 |
| #150 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #102 | robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. | 1 |
| #106 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 1 |
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| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
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| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #349 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
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| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
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| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #115 | sausage wonton | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
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| #440 | scorpion whip | 1 |
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| #161 | scrumptious ice ant | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
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| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
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| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #397 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #574 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #311 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
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| #262 | shiny tribal beads | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #304 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #291 | shredded hellseal hide | 16 |
| #113 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #134 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #10 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| #109 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 16 |
| #49 | six-armed sweater | 1 |
| #106 | sizzling seal fat | 3 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #233 | slick fish meat | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #206 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #509 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #463 | slimy sweetbreads | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #41 | smiley-face sticker | 1 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #31 | snailmail breeches | 1 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #34 | snow halo | 1 |
| #235 | snowball | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #94 | sock garters | 1 |
| #83 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #102 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #138 | soyburger juice | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #250 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #212 | spangly mariachi vest | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #73 | spectral jelly | 1 |
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| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #149 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
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| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #34 | stick-on mini solar panels | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #323 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #570 | strange cube | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
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| #53 | string of dingle balls | 1 |
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| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1707 | stringy sinew | 2 |
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| #83 | stuffed Hodgman | 3 |
| #3170 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 14 |
| #278 | stuffed Meat | 143 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
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| #3148 | stuffed astral badger | 14 |
| #2950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2209 | stuffed cocoabo | 22 |
| #86 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 97 |
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| #4618 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
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| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
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| #3044 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 15 |
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| #2802 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 17 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #131 | sun-dried tofu | 1 |
| #37 | superduperball | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #148 | tangle of rat tails | 1 |
| #504 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
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| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #74 | teddy borg sewing kit | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #420 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #184 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #27 | tiny sombrero | 1 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #86 | tobiko marble soda | 1 |
| #90 | tobiko pocky | 1 |
| #96 | tobiko-infused sake | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #339 | torn hellseal sinew | 12 |
| #38 | torquoise ring | 1 |
| #33 | tortoboggan shield | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #223 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #47 | turtle wax greaves | 1 |
| #57 | turtle wax helmet | 1 |
| #85 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #110 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #481 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #455 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #244 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #46 | vampire pearl earring | 1 |
| #44 | vampire pearl necklace | 1 |
| #45 | vampire pearl ring | 1 |
| #526 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 19 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #565 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #508 | war tongs | 1 |
| #97 | wasabi marble soda | 1 |
| #102 | wasabi pocky | 1 |
| #108 | wasabi-infused sake | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #121 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #438 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #389 | wrench bracelet | 8 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #357 | wumpus hair | 3 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #177 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #81 | yak toupee | 1 |
| #110 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| #81 | yakskin kilt | 1 |
| #108 | yakskin pants | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |