| #1225 | 8-ball | 8 |
| #68 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| š„ | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #393 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 5 |
| #40 | Bastille Battalion control rig crate | 1 |
| #271 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| š„ | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #16 | Chateau Mantegna room key | 1 |
| #79 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 16 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #57 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #55 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #123 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #2641 | Crimbuck | 9 |
| #29 | Discontentā¢ Winter Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #30 | Distant Woods Getaway Brochure | 1 |
| #50 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #63 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #108 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #69 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 1 |
| #38 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #41 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| š„ | GOTO | 10,101 |
| #34 | GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card | 1 |
| #32 | God Lobster Egg | 1 |
| #221 | Green Clover of Justice | 9 |
| #44 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #86 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #826 | Iron Beta of Industry | 6 |
| #35 | KoLHS Pep Squad Box | 1 |
| š„ | LARP membership card | 1 |
| š„ | LWA ring | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #48 | Libram of Resolutions | 1 |
| #30 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #47 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #826 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 8 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #51 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 1 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #300 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 7 |
| #50 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 1 |
| #22 | Pack of Every Card | 1 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #58 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 2 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #52 | Rock Garden Guide | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #25 | The Confiscator's Grimoire | 1 |
| #38 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| #33 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 1 |
| #25 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir | 2 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #9 | Witchess Set | 1 |
| #69 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 29 |
| #659 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #101 | acoustic guitarrr | 46 |
| #40 | adventurer clone egg | 1 |
| #37 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #229 | anniversary balloon | 5 |
| #1122 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #138 | arrrgyle socks | 21 |
| #803 | astronaut pants | 9 |
| #83 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #30 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| #1024 | barrrnacle | 10 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #670 | black snowcone | 2 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #9 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1,000 |
| #125 | bottle of goofballs | 170 |
| #18 | bottle of lovebug pheromones | 1 |
| #1496 | box of sunshine | 118 |
| #38 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 2 |
| #81 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 1 |
| #63 | boxed Sept-Ember Censer | 1 |
| #77 | boxed august scepter | 1 |
| #67 | boxed bat wings | 1 |
| #99 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #214 | breaded beer | 3 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #8 | bunch of square grapes | 11,111 |
| #44 | can of Rain-Doh | 1 |
| #110 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #4 | cherry | 14,000 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #12 | cocktail onion | 800 |
| #44 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #172 | crystallized memory | 2 |
| #33 | deactivated nanobots | 1 |
| #68 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #1478 | defective skull | 1 |
| #644 | dense meat stack | 25 |
| #17 | disconnected intergnat | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #116 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #182 | fettucini Inconnu | 4 |
| #5 | fish juice box | 250 |
| #31 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #5 | flagellate flagon | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #115 | green balloon | 100 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #75 | in-the-box spring shoes | 1 |
| #23 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| #699 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #1663 | jazz soap | 2 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #31 | kitten burglar | 1 |
| #4 | kumquat | 5,555 |
| #246 | leotarrrd | 9 |
| #5 | messenger bag RNA | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #22 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 2 |
| š„ | natto pocky | 500 |
| #4 | optimal spreadsheet | 2 |
| #67 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 1 |
| #55 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 1 |
| #33 | packaged Pocket Professor | 1 |
| #1652 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #15 | photo booth sized crate | 1 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #16 | plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| š„ | potion of the litterbox | 3,337 |
| #11 | proto-proto-protozoa | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #7 | pumpkin | 800 |
| #226 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #4 | rat scrapple | 3,670 |
| #872 | really dense meat stack | 6 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #212 | red plastic baby | 2 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #41 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #26 | soggy used band-aid | 170 |
| #1541 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #23 | spectral pickle | 1,225 |
| š„ | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #49 | stainless steel scarf | 31 |
| #23 | stainless steel shillelagh | 34 |
| #7 | stainless steel skullcap | 33 |
| #72 | stainless steel slacks | 19 |
| #29 | stainless steel solitaire | 25 |
| #69 | stainless steel suspenders | 31 |
| #22 | still grill | 1 |
| š„ | stop shield | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #23 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 957 |
| #8 | sugar sheet | 9,000 |
| #7 | sword of static | 207 |
| #90 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #757 | teddy borg | 10 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #349 | towel | 30 |
| #840 | toy jet pack | 8 |
| #1194 | toy ray gun | 5 |
| #676 | toy space helmet | 11 |
| #32 | unevolved organism | 1 |
| #55 | untorn tearaway pants package | 1 |
| #373 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #85 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 1 |
| š„ | yield shield | 1 |