| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #865 | 33398 scroll | 5 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #51 | 4-dimensional guitar | 63 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #255 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 4 |
| #100 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #268 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 6 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #42 | BGE merchandise order form | 72 |
| #188 | BGE pocket calendar | 4 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #100 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 9 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #185 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 4 |
| #254 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 4 |
| #164 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 4 |
| #175 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
| #148 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 4 |
| #251 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #211 | CRIMBCO mug | 74 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #141 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 2 |
| #197 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 26 |
| #501 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 12 |
| #92 | Disco Banjo | 6 |
| #266 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 2 |
| #428 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 15 |
| #30 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 5 |
| #89 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #77 | Frosty's old silk hat | 2 |
| #103 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 22 |
| #104 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 3 |
| #178 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 28 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #43 | Hodgman's blanket | 27 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #13 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 6 |
| #62 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 3 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #302 | Let Me Be! | 5 |
| #35 | Libram of BRICKOs | 2 |
| #16 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 2 |
| #47 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #94 | Maxing, Relaxing | 8 |
| #163 | Mer-kin healscroll | 2 |
| #132 | Mer-kin killscroll | 3 |
| #282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #11 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 6 |
| #1493 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #112 | Ralph IX cognac | 2 |
| #144 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #133 | Rock and Roll Legend | 15 |
| #394 | Schrödinger's thermos | 42 |
| #200 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 6 |
| #185 | Sinful Desires | 3 |
| #68 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #437 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #152 | Tales from the Fireside | 6 |
| #80 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 24 |
| #509 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #214 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 18 |
| #100 | The Joy of Wassailing | 22 |
| #703 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #152 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #769 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #520 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #161 | Travels with Jerry | 6 |
| #183 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 7 |
| #365 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 34 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #153 | Uncle Romulus | 9 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #330 | Workytime Tea | 6 |
| #186 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 3 |
| #218 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #265 | Zim Merman's guitar | 3 |
| #23 | Zombo's skullcap | 3 |
| #70 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 30 |
| #196 | a butt tuba | 5 |
| #272 | acoustic guitarrr | 14 |
| #852 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #624 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #384 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #1920 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #102 | banjo strings | 4 |
| #451 | bath ball gift set | 11 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #88 | big bass drum | 29 |
| #85 | black kettle drum | 21 |
| #1297 | blood flower | 2 |
| #116 | bone flute | 23 |
| #129 | bone rattle | 21 |
| #106 | calavera concertina | 2 |
| #117 | charming flute | 6 |
| #15 | cheap plastic kazoo | 1 |
| #55 | chiptune guitar | 1 |
| #159 | communications windchimes | 89 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #117 | deluxe fax machine | 3 |
| #79 | dented harmonica | 55 |
| #132 | didgeridooka | 58 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #1852 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #101 | dolphin whistle | 3 |
| #214 | donkey flipbook | 4 |
| #451 | drab sonata | 7 |
| #317 | drum machine | 14 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #148 | dwarvish magazine | 8 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #112 | equal sign | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #820 | facsimile dictionary | 10 |
| #62 | finger cymbals | 25 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #63 | fumble formula | 1 |
| #398 | ga-ga radio | 4 |
| #42 | grass whistle | 2 |
| #350 | guitar pick | 8 |
| #33 | half-sized guitar | 44 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #76 | heavy leather-bound tome | 3 |
| #101 | heavy metal sonata | 7 |
| #98 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 11 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #65 | hippy bongo | 37 |
| #110 | incredible pizza | 2 |
| #62 | infernal fife | 49 |
| #249 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #123 | jungle drum | 8 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #21 | kitty sheet music | 1 |
| #100 | knob bugle | 17 |
| #270 | library card | 1 |
| #406 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #319 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #376 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #57 | magic whistle | 80 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #103 | mariachi G-string | 34 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #48 | massive sitar | 6 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #58 | mole skin notebook | 2 |
| #136 | ocarina of space | 26 |
| #25 | out-of-tune biwa | 19 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #147 | plastic guitar | 20 |
| #73 | pocket theremin | 15 |
| #215 | quantum taco | 115 |
| #393 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #138 | rave whistle | 64 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1523 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #9 | sleeping piano cat | 1 |
| #81 | sleeping stocking | 21 |
| #201 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #638 | slow jam collection | 6 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #549 | stolen accordion | 61 |
| #57 | superamplified boom box | 34 |
| #34 | tambourine | 37 |
| #58 | terrible poem | 26 |
| #296 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 2 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #631 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 3 |
| #954 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #617 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 3 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #99 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 11 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #605 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #366 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #749 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #23 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 9 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #741 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3993 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #2191 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2217 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #232 | tiny plastic fax machine | 2 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2248 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2112 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3313 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #1781 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #149 | very overdue library book | 3 |
| #355 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #333 | windchimes | 20 |
| #111 | world's smallest violin | 7 |
| #7 | worthless gewgaw | 7,777 |