| #46 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 26 |
| #265 | ASCII shirt | 7 |
| #196 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #27 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 2 |
| #432 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 4 |
| #212 | BGE merchandise order form | 20 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #156 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 5 |
| #99 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 5 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #255 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 4 |
| #107 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 5 |
| #176 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
| #102 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 5 |
| #102 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 5 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #101 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 3 |
| #77 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #11 | Clan looking glass | 1 |
| #12 | Clan pool table | 1 |
| #8 | Clan shower | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #969 | Crown of the Goblin King | 25 |
| #1141 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #879 | Drowsy Sword | 17 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #56 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #62 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #462 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 9 |
| #466 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 8 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #301 | Let Me Be! | 5 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #49 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #94 | Maxing, Relaxing | 8 |
| #307 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 13 |
| #22 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 32 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #88 | SPF 451 lip balm | 25 |
| #64 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #357 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 4 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #125 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 18 |
| #267 | The Joy of Wassailing | 13 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #312 | Travels with Jerry | 4 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #235 | Workytime Tea | 10 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #652 | baconstone | 12 |
| #1974 | badass belt | 27 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #201 | battered Crimbo Crate | 64 |
| #139 | bindlestocking | 17 |
| #351 | black eyedrops | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #130 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 120 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #413 | bottle of Blank-Out | 21 |
| #168 | bottle of pirate juice | 5 |
| #146 | bowl of fishysoisse | 6 |
| #980 | box of sunshine | 250 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #781 | brine | 20 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #14 | can of V-11 | 11 |
| #421 | can of spinach | 5 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #476 | canteen of wine | 57 |
| #494 | cheap elven gloves | 9 |
| #140 | chocolate cigar | 13 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #45 | container of Spooky Putty | 2 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #317 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #538 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #244 | deadly lampshade | 4 |
| #1107 | delicious salad | 11 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1363 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #913 | dill | 28 |
| #578 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #272 | dusty Crimbo crate | 38 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #355 | elven limbos gingerbread | 37 |
| #187 | elven moonshine | 61 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #77 | elven whittling knife | 2 |
| #529 | facsimile dictionary | 19 |
| #197 | fake blood | 6 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #648 | festive holiday hat | 6 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #77 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #109 | frozen banquet | 18 |
| #1034 | ghost cucumber | 28 |
| #56 | gift-a-pult | 6 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #71 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #729 | gray bow tie | 8 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #783 | hamethyst | 10 |
| #1299 | handful of confetti | 30 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #41 | hibernating robot reindeer | 1 |
| #1281 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #240 | jar of squeeze | 4 |
| #1346 | killing feather | 35 |
| #274 | knuckle sandwich | 90 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #308 | lucky rabbit's foot | 21 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #196 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 16 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #54 | miniature antlers | 2 |
| #589 | mushroom fermenting solution | 12 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #614 | oversized fish scaler | 8 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #30 | panicked kernel | 2 |
| #531 | pants of the Slug Lord | 7 |
| #257 | paperclip | 188 |
| #9 | passed-out psychedelic bear | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #399 | patent leather shoes | 17 |
| #729 | penguin thesaurus | 9 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #237 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 3 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #662 | porquoise | 11 |
| #43 | prismatic wad | 633 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #271 | pulsing flesh | 11 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #240 | quantum taco | 100 |
| #504 | really dense meat stack | 13 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #412 | rigid carapace | 10 |
| #217 | robotronic egg | 107 |
| #1257 | rogue swarmer | 45 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1543 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1259 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1548 | sawblade fragment | 36 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #147 | shrinking powder | 3 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #192 | sleazy bindle | 4 |
| #9 | sleeping piano cat | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #101 | sleeping stocking | 20 |
| #907 | solid gold bowling ball | 15 |
| #418 | solid gold pegleg | 6 |
| #318 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #1620 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #898 | spectral pickle | 6 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #1728 | string of blue beads | 4 |
| #1746 | string of green beads | 4 |
| #1467 | string of red beads | 6 |
| #1902 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 26 |
| #3170 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 14 |
| #2424 | stuffed angry cow | 20 |
| #1958 | stuffed astral badger | 26 |
| #2244 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 23 |
| #1647 | stuffed cocoabo | 30 |
| #1959 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 26 |
| #2035 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 25 |
| #1919 | stuffed hand turkey | 27 |
| #3032 | stuffed mind flayer | 15 |
| #1624 | stuffed scary death orb | 32 |
| #2364 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2011 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 25 |
| #1297 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 6 |
| #2336 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1898 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 27 |
| #683 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 19 |
| #19 | suspicious stocking | 2 |
| #255 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #97 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 11 |
| #404 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 5 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 6 |
| #377 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #190 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 8 |
| #213 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 3 |
| #140 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 4 |
| #398 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #122 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 10 |
| #97 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 5 |
| #183 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #97 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 11 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #364 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #396 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 5 |
| #399 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 5 |
| #307 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 3 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #239 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 7 |
| #387 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 5 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #52 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 6 |
| #168 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 9 |
| #400 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 5 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #97 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 11 |
| #174 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 3 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 3 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1220 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 6 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1479 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #490 | tiny shaker of salt | 5 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #535 | twitching claw | 9 |
| #1172 | unstable DNA | 29 |
| #1341 | unstable laser battery | 39 |
| #1489 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #981 | vinegar | 22 |
| #161 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 42 |
| #47 | warbear bearserker mead | 12 |
| #218 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 2 |
| #144 | warbear drone assembler | 4 |
| #97 | warbear empathy chip | 7 |
| #64 | warbear feasting mead | 12 |
| #154 | warbear helm fragment | 42 |
| #296 | warbear metalworking primer | 3 |
| #139 | warbear soda machine assembler | 4 |
| #146 | warbear trouser fragment | 42 |
| #226 | warbear whosit | 726 |
| #162 | wreath of laurels | 4 |
| #1327 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |