| #47 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 26 |
| #266 | ASCII shirt | 7 |
| #201 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #879 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #27 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 2 |
| #431 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 4 |
| #211 | BGE merchandise order form | 20 |
| #2709 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #563 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #158 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 5 |
| #99 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 5 |
| #1058 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #255 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 4 |
| #106 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 5 |
| #175 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
| #101 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 5 |
| #101 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 5 |
| #1224 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #102 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 3 |
| #103 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #11 | Clan looking glass | 1 |
| #12 | Clan pool table | 1 |
| #8 | Clan shower | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #974 | Crown of the Goblin King | 25 |
| #1139 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #881 | Drowsy Sword | 17 |
| #210 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #52 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #211 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1676 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #59 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #38 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #462 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 9 |
| #468 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 8 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #301 | Let Me Be! | 5 |
| #112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #47 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #95 | Maxing, Relaxing | 8 |
| #307 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 13 |
| #22 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 32 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #167 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #89 | SPF 451 lip balm | 25 |
| #60 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #357 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 4 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #125 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 18 |
| #267 | The Joy of Wassailing | 13 |
| #108 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #316 | Travels with Jerry | 4 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #233 | Workytime Tea | 10 |
| #1150 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #660 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #657 | baconstone | 12 |
| #1973 | badass belt | 27 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #201 | battered Crimbo Crate | 64 |
| #139 | bindlestocking | 17 |
| #351 | black eyedrops | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #130 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 120 |
| #925 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #414 | bottle of Blank-Out | 21 |
| #167 | bottle of pirate juice | 5 |
| #146 | bowl of fishysoisse | 6 |
| #984 | box of sunshine | 250 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #781 | brine | 20 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #250 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #735 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #16 | can of V-11 | 11 |
| #421 | can of spinach | 5 |
| #110 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #475 | canteen of wine | 57 |
| #494 | cheap elven gloves | 9 |
| #140 | chocolate cigar | 13 |
| #663 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #45 | container of Spooky Putty | 2 |
| #98 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #316 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #537 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #244 | deadly lampshade | 4 |
| #1106 | delicious salad | 11 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1365 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #913 | dill | 28 |
| #583 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #273 | dusty Crimbo crate | 38 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #354 | elven limbos gingerbread | 37 |
| #187 | elven moonshine | 61 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #77 | elven whittling knife | 2 |
| #528 | facsimile dictionary | 19 |
| #198 | fake blood | 6 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #647 | festive holiday hat | 6 |
| #693 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #77 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #109 | frozen banquet | 18 |
| #1034 | ghost cucumber | 28 |
| #56 | gift-a-pult | 6 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #65 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #728 | gray bow tie | 8 |
| #150 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #786 | hamethyst | 10 |
| #1309 | handful of confetti | 30 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #38 | hibernating robot reindeer | 1 |
| #1278 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #71 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #240 | jar of squeeze | 4 |
| #1345 | killing feather | 35 |
| #274 | knuckle sandwich | 90 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #105 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #311 | lucky rabbit's foot | 21 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #196 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 16 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #54 | miniature antlers | 2 |
| #589 | mushroom fermenting solution | 12 |
| #1824 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1206 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #612 | oversized fish scaler | 8 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #30 | panicked kernel | 2 |
| #531 | pants of the Slug Lord | 7 |
| #257 | paperclip | 188 |
| #9 | passed-out psychedelic bear | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #398 | patent leather shoes | 17 |
| #729 | penguin thesaurus | 9 |
| #237 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #238 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 3 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #664 | porquoise | 11 |
| #43 | prismatic wad | 633 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #271 | pulsing flesh | 11 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #240 | quantum taco | 100 |
| #508 | really dense meat stack | 13 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #412 | rigid carapace | 10 |
| #218 | robotronic egg | 107 |
| #1257 | rogue swarmer | 45 |
| #1769 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1550 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #3662 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1266 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #2421 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1548 | sawblade fragment | 36 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #148 | shrinking powder | 3 |
| #239 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #192 | sleazy bindle | 4 |
| #9 | sleeping piano cat | 1 |
| #1098 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #101 | sleeping stocking | 20 |
| #910 | solid gold bowling ball | 15 |
| #418 | solid gold pegleg | 6 |
| #317 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #1624 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #895 | spectral pickle | 6 |
| #556 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #139 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #1728 | string of blue beads | 4 |
| #1746 | string of green beads | 4 |
| #1466 | string of red beads | 6 |
| #1911 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 26 |
| #3181 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 14 |
| #2435 | stuffed angry cow | 20 |
| #1964 | stuffed astral badger | 26 |
| #2255 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 23 |
| #1652 | stuffed cocoabo | 30 |
| #1968 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 26 |
| #2044 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 25 |
| #1926 | stuffed hand turkey | 27 |
| #3041 | stuffed mind flayer | 15 |
| #1629 | stuffed scary death orb | 32 |
| #2376 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2018 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 25 |
| #1300 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 6 |
| #2349 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1909 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 27 |
| #684 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 19 |
| #19 | suspicious stocking | 2 |
| #255 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #98 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 11 |
| #406 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 5 |
| #323 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 6 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #192 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 8 |
| #215 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 3 |
| #142 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 4 |
| #398 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #124 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 10 |
| #98 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 5 |
| #184 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #98 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 11 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #366 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #397 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 5 |
| #401 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 5 |
| #309 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #189 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 3 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #240 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 7 |
| #390 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 5 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #569 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #52 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 6 |
| #169 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 9 |
| #402 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 5 |
| #325 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #98 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 11 |
| #175 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 3 |
| #190 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 3 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2779 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #2069 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1223 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 6 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2784 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2833 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #6124 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2830 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #4814 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6152 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6079 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #3327 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1784 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1488 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #2124 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #1727 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #491 | tiny shaker of salt | 5 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #680 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #535 | twitching claw | 9 |
| #1169 | unstable DNA | 29 |
| #1340 | unstable laser battery | 39 |
| #1487 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #981 | vinegar | 22 |
| #160 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 42 |
| #47 | warbear bearserker mead | 12 |
| #218 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 2 |
| #143 | warbear drone assembler | 4 |
| #97 | warbear empathy chip | 7 |
| #64 | warbear feasting mead | 12 |
| #152 | warbear helm fragment | 42 |
| #295 | warbear metalworking primer | 3 |
| #139 | warbear soda machine assembler | 4 |
| #145 | warbear trouser fragment | 42 |
| #229 | warbear whosit | 726 |
| #164 | wreath of laurels | 4 |
| #1328 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |