PuppyKisses

RankItemQuantity
#577'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign2
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#164Amulet of Yendor144
#398Ancient Saucehelm6
#26Apathargic Bandersnatch2
#76Bag o' Tricks1
#1568Baron von Ratsworth's monocle7
#522Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#312Bonerdagon necklace36
#406Boss Bat britches35
#1741Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air1
#1501Bulky Buddy Box1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#399C.H.U.M. knife2
#363CRIMBCOIDS mints7
#786CRIMBCOLOAF5
#91Chester's sunglasses1
#502Cloaca grenade30
#295Cloaca-Cola134
#534Cloaca-Cola fatigues5
#600Cloaca-Cola helmet4
#490Cloaca-Cola shield5
#256Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife3
#895Codpiece of the Goblin King8
#402Colander of Em-er'il6
#36Comma Chameleon egg2
#1369Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#36Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.2
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#50Crown of Thrones1
#610Crown of the Goblin King41
#520Disco 'Fro Pick6
#125Doc's Miracle Cure11
#508Dolphin King's crown9
#392Dr. Hobo's scalpel9
#459Dyspepsi grenade29
#360Dyspepsi-Cola187
#770Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues3
#435Dyspepsi-Cola helmet6
#315Dyspepsi-Cola shield7
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#808El Sombrero De Lopez3
#700Elder Turtle Shell4
#72Elvish sunglasses1
#21Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form2
#1601Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#54Golden Mr. Accessory2
#34Great Ball of Frozen Fire2
#508Green Clover of Justice4
#86Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog1
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#488Hodgman's blanket2
#42Hodgman's bow tie2
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#65Hodgman's metal detector1
#1675Iron Beta of Industry1
#44Jekyllin hide belt1
#60Juju Mojo Mask1
🥈LARP membership card1
#228Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#94Libram of BRICKOs1
#51Libram of Candy Heart Summoning2
#29Libram of Divine Favors2
#44Libram of Love Songs2
#47Loathing Legion knife1
#72Lucky Surprise Egg133
#1043MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech5
#32Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit1
#15March hat2
#27Mayflower bouquet2
#396Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#443Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#66Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog1
#34Ms. Accessory1
#42My Own Pen Pal kit1
#182Mylar balloon1
#1573Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#187Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#51Operation Patriot Shield1
#1270Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#165Order of the Silver Wossname4
#463Pink Heart of Spirit2
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#260Red Balloon of Valor1
#661Scalp of Gorgolok5
#61Schmalz's First Prize Beer1
#53Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome2
#494Sensual Massage for Creeps3
#68Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire1
#54Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts2
#241Spooky Surprise Egg63
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#114Tome of Clip Art1
#40Tome of Sugar Shummoning2
#4Travoltan trousers4
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#19V for Vivala mask2
#1027Valentine12
#183Venus flytrap1
#113Wand of Nagamar51
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#181Zombo's grievous greaves1
#49a cute angel1
#109adhesive tape dolly1
#409anniversary balloon2
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#683anticheese4
#769aspirin1
#7astral badger4
#851astronaut pants8
#620baby killer bee15
#183babycakes1
#1308baconstone5
#106baconstone bracelet8
#185baconstone earring1
#217baconstone pendant2
#47bad penguin egg2
#1054badass belt51
#105bag of airline peanuts213
#390ball16
#824banana3
#642barrrnacle22
#998bat-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#172battered Crimbo Crate80
#232beholed bedsheet4
#822bejeweled cufflinks2
#522bell-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#460bi-lateral logic compressor6
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#201black candy heart61
#639black paisley oyster egg8
#402black polka-dot oyster egg13
#72black snowcone42
#431black striped oyster egg12
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#274blood flower37
#266blue paisley oyster egg12
#1032blue plastic oyster egg4
#1672blue polka-dot oyster egg2
#162blue snowcone117
#761blue striped oyster egg6
#549bottle of goofballs47
#858bottle of single-barrel whiskey2
#72bottle-rocket crossbow1
#26bottled green pixie2
#276bow2
#130box of sunshine3,278
#229brick166
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#938bunch of bananas1
#228burrowgrub hive1
#73calle de miel with a fly in it4
#2152can of CRIMBCOLA1
#546can of fake snow1
#1634candy cane18
#41candy cornucopia2
#1565candy kneecapping stick2
#667candy knuckles4
#1326candy stake5
#262canteen of wine96
#1344capacitor relay4
#127cheap elven gloves27
#997cheap toaster2
#96chintzy accordion pin7
#544chintzy disco ball pendant1
#178chintzy saucepan earring5
#576chintzy seal pendant1
#216chintzy turtle brooch4
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#662circular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#7class five ecto-larva3
#126clown hammer195
#564club necklace12
#45container of Spooky Putty2
#37cotton candy cocoon2
#593cyborg doll2
#537cyborg stompin' boot4
#177cymbal syrup77
#648daisy2
#23dandy lion cub2
#214dead guy's watch38
#618deck of tropical cards1
#164defective skull145
#787delicious salad35
#154depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick3
#909designer handbag2
#1146diamond necklace6
#292disembodied smile1
#413doll house12
#1168dollhive3
🥉doppelshifter egg4
#114duck-on-a-string17
#317dusty Crimbo crate34
#5139easter egg balloon1
#354elven limbos gingerbread37
#257elven moonshine45
#172elven socks23
#36elven whittling knife3
#870empty blowgun1
#143encoder ring127
#1391evil googly eye1
#1285evil teddy bear7
#145exotic orchid1
#144explosion-flavored chewing gum177
#1075facsimile dictionary6
#80fairy-worn boots1
#131fake fake vomit204
#115fake hand211
#1288fancy but probably evil chocolate4
#971fancy chocolate3
#411fancy chocolate car7
#1783fancy dress ball3
#923fancy opera glasses1
#1390felt5
#117festive holiday hat29
#1458filthy lucre9
#1134fire3
#36floaty stone sphere2
#459freezin' bindle1
#501frigid mote1
#2871fruitcake2
#1240fuzzy dice5
#728garish pinky ring3
#700giant designer sunglasses4
#1480giant pinky ring6
#2002gingerbread bugbear6
#920gingerbread horror7
#1884gingerbread mutant bugbear3
#225glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#152glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub1
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#66glowing frisbee1
#1800golden ring39
#2658googly eye1
#272gray bow tie25
#882green balloon1
#242green candy heart117
#96green snowcone235
#2196grue egg10
#218guy made of bee pollen15
#391gyroscope7
#54haiku katana2
#1934hamethyst2
#8hamethyst bracelet21
#36hamethyst necklace17
#1726handful of confetti21
#236handmade hobby horse1
#1647heart necklace4
#1045heart-shaped balloon2
#520hobo nickel423
#19homeless hobo spirit2
#62ice sickle1
#2350immense cyborg hand1
#739incredibly creepy marionette3
#71infant sandworm1
#232invisible bag4
#1395irradiated candy cane4
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#734jawbruiser4
#182jazz soap149
#7jewel-eyed wizard hat4
#147joybuzzer176
#37ketchup hound597
#1288killer rag doll1
#1240killing feather37
#436kite16
#340knuckle sandwich72
#2060laser-broiled pear11
#194lavender candy heart155
#283lavender plastic oyster egg13
#164left half of a heart necklace3
#976licorice garrote3
#40little box of fireworks2
#43llama lama cria2
#213loaded serum blowgun19
#18long pork chop sandwiches44
#295long-stemmed rose6
#517lucky rabbit's foot13
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#149magical ice cube with a fly in it176
#167marionette10
#575marionette collective1
#368mauve plastic oyster egg10
#461mauve polka-dot oyster egg7
#145miniature antlers1
#275miniature stuffed Goth Giant2
#1082monomolecular yo-yo18
#167mood ring80
#40moveable feast1
#1680mylar scout drone1
#73mysterious chest1
#1928nanite-infested eggnog3
#1396nanite-infested fruitcake4
#870nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear6
#212natty blue ascot2
#35naughty origami kit2
#33navel ring of navel gazing1
#924off-white plastic oyster egg5
#169off-white striped oyster egg16
#840oozenog5
#244orange candy heart167
#66orange snowcone388
#35organ grinder1
#95oriole-feather headdress12
#886oversized fish scaler6
#1185pack of KWE trading card2
#48packet of mayfly bait2
#84panicked kernel1
#225pants of the Slug Lord16
#363parasitic claw1
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#189parasitic tentacles1
#95pat-a-cake pendant12
#167patent leather shoes35
#571peanut brittle shield2
#175penguin thesaurus37
#116perpendicular hula with a fly in it2
#678pet rock11
#152pet rock "Groucho" disguise159
#120pet rock "Snooty" disguise200
#82pilgrim shield1
#240pink candy heart131
#33plastic pumpkin bucket2
#214plexiglass pants1
#212plexiglass pendant1
#329plexiglass pikestaff1
#214plexiglass pinky ring1
#289plexiglass pith helmet1
#181plexiglass pocketwatch1
#655polyalloy shield6
#924pork elf goodies sack5
#1148porquoise5
#8porquoise bracelet20
#37porquoise ring9
#1713possessed top2
#76potato sprout21
#812potted cactus1
#35poultrygeist23
#690prehistoric spear5
#206pretty flower1,319
#128psycho sweater3
#1287puce paisley oyster egg2
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#306puce polka-dot oyster egg12
#618pulsing flesh6
#112purple snowcone262
#1068quantum polarity inducer1
#145rag doll13
#1004razor-tipped yo-yo7
#973really dense meat stack5
#1082red paisley oyster egg3
#136red plastic oyster egg25
#838red polka-dot oyster egg4
#106red snowcone240
#1079red striped oyster egg2
#546red-and-green sweater2
#1107reverse-oscillating klystron1
#1299rib of the Bonerdagon1
#74right half of a heart necklace8
#940rigid carapace5
#632ring of half-assed regeneration4
#439roboduck-on-a-string3
#749robotronic egg39
#1001rogue swarmer52
#583roll of toilet paper126
#10rose-colored glasses1
#1104rubber WWBD? bracelet7
#1833rubber WWJD? bracelet4
#608rubber WWSPD? bracelet12
#825rubber WWtNSD? bracelet9
#152rubber emo roe184
#37sane hatrack2
#1059sawblade fragment47
#510servomechanical torsion facilitator6
#506shiny ring51
#511sleazy bindle1
#514sleeping snowy owl5
#164sock monkey15
#1541solid gold bowling ball6
#787spade necklace9
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#779spectral pickle9
#392spooky cosmetics bag6
#2624spooky eggnog2
#54spooky rattling cigar box2
#64squamous polyp1
#357stainless steel scarf9
#642stainless steel shillelagh7
#456stainless steel skullcap7
#564stainless steel slacks7
#506stainless steel solitaire6
#568stainless steel suspenders7
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#493stinkin' bindle1
#70stinky cheese ball1
#284stone of eXtreme power39
#2156stuffed Baron von Ratsworth10
#1126stuffed Cheshire bitten43
#1146stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech43
#2009stuffed Meat12
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#1296stuffed angry cow39
#1286stuffed astral badger40
#1535stuffed baby gravy fairy34
#1287stuffed cocoabo38
#905stuffed dodecapede2
#615stuffed doppelshifter20
#1239stuffed flaming gravy fairy41
#1294stuffed frozen gravy fairy40
#499stuffed ghuol whelp2
#1263stuffed gray blob11
#1182stuffed hand turkey43
#1216stuffed key31
#1024stuffed mind flayer50
#2007stuffed mink12
#1810stuffed monocle16
#1303stuffed scary death orb40
#1516stuffed sleazy gravy fairy34
#1217stuffed snowy owl41
#1258stuffed spooky gravy fairy41
#1635stuffed stinky gravy fairy31
#1565stuffed teddy butler22
#1967stuffed tin of caviar13
#1147stuffed treasure chest35
#1565stuffed undead elbow macaroni33
#777stuffed zmobie1
#76stuffed-shirt scarecrow1
#742sturdy Crimbo crate17
#19suspicious stocking2
#13sweet nutcracker2
#327teddy bear21
#1592teddy borg2
#1620thin black candle1
#508three-tiered wedding cake1
#295throbbing rage gland1
#42time helmet1
🥇time sleigh1
#141time sword1
#43time trousers1
#3077tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#3347tiny plastic Cheshire bat5
#3080tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#2896tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#1747tiny plastic Crimbo wreath2
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#1283tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo3
#1347tiny plastic accordion thief4
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4020tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#3305tiny plastic angry goat5
#3974tiny plastic baby gravy fairy4
#2872tiny plastic barrrnacle6
#802tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar6
#1368tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball13
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#2856tiny plastic cocoabo6
#1822tiny plastic coffee pixie10
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#2848tiny plastic fuzzy dice6
#2041tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick9
#2249tiny plastic ghuol whelp8
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#2027tiny plastic grue9
#2706tiny plastic hermit2
#1513tiny plastic howling balloon monkey12
#3268tiny plastic killer bee5
#2502tiny plastic leprechaun7
#3934tiny plastic levitating potato4
#3323tiny plastic mosquito5
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#1344tiny plastic pastamancer4
#2037tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime9
#2612tiny plastic seal clubber2
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#1829tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton10
#2847tiny plastic stab bat6
#2235tiny plastic star starfish8
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#2893tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#60tiny plastic sword2
#2660tiny plastic turtle tamer2
#1865tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1791toothsome rock3
#403top11
#565tortoise's blessing2
#501towel19
#1868toy crazy train2
#1217toy jet pack4
#921toy maglev monorail1
#2127toy mercenary1
#1815toy ray gun2
#1142toy space helmet5
#164toy train11
#1608tree-eating kite10
#524tree-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#377triangular CRIMBCOOKIE4
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#301twitching claw13
#171unstable DNA291
#1032unstable laser battery45
#1445useless powder10
#385valuable trinket226
#1409vampire duck-on-a-string4
#2066vibrating cyborg knife3
#2756vitachoconutriment capsule1
#934wheel3
#238white candy heart142
#155whoopie cushion174
#146wind-up chattering teeth176
#211witch hat4
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#156x-ray specs142
#246yellow candy heart208
#544yellow paisley oyster egg5
#510yellow plastic oyster egg12
#156yellow snowcone181
#1146yo6
#337yo-yo96
#1453zombie pineal gland2

Wow, that's 16,582 items total!

what items are this player missing?