| #159 | "caramel" orange | 10 |
| #129 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 14 |
| #409 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #246 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #278 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #254 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #294 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| 🥇 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 2 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #661 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 5 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #9 | Acqua Del Piatto Merlot | 1 |
| #6 | Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet | 1 |
| #94 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #201 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #789 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #93 | Arrrmetia trading card | 2 |
| #267 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 6 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #182 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 5 |
| #237 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 4 |
| #497 | BGE merchandise order form | 7 |
| #364 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #576 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #141 | BGE temporary tattoo | 6 |
| #118 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 8 |
| #76 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #11 | Baja sopapilla | 36 |
| #2356 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #563 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #41 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 1 |
| #327 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #44 | Boulevardier cocktail | 8 |
| #827 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 4 |
| #176 | Bulky Buddy Box | 15 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #263 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 2 |
| #288 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 2 |
| #244 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| 🥉 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 2 |
| #251 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| 🥉 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 2 |
| #1552 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #697 | CRIMBCO scrip | 190 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #72 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 25 |
| #109 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 19 |
| #46 | Camp Scout backpack | 1 |
| #24 | Carol of the Bulls | 7 |
| #24 | Carol of the Hells | 7 |
| #26 | Carol of the Thrills | 7 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #153 | Cheer-Up soda | 2 |
| #119 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #176 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #23 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #43 | Chubby and Plump bar | 1 |
| #2409 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #45 | Crimbeau de toilette | 10 |
| #40 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #42 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #253 | Crimbo Credit | 35 |
| #66 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 38 |
| #80 | Crimbo candle | 3 |
| #61 | Crimbo crystal shards | 5 |
| #123 | Crimbo dinner | 2 |
| #15 | Crimbo food scraps | 588 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #532 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #39 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 3 |
| #86 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 43 |
| #97 | Crimbo ukulele | 2 |
| #238 | Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #27 | Crimbolex watch | 5 |
| #17 | Crimbomega drive chain | 5 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #362 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #142 | Crimbosmopolitan | 2 |
| #53 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 2 |
| #5 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 7 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 3 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #230 | Crimbot battery | 2 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #259 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Face | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #419 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 2 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #26 | Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 1 |
| #219 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #408 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 2 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #24 | Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis | 1 |
| #317 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 2 |
| #14 | Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt | 1 |
| #82 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 60 |
| #366 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #253 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 1 |
| #23 | Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm | 1 |
| #20 | Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs | 1 |
| #13 | Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball | 1 |
| #2022 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #2110 | Crimbuck | 29 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #289 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #205 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 3 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #229 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 3 |
| #1039 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| 🥉 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 5 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #7 | Drunkula's ring of haze | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #31 | Elvish sunglasses | 2 |
| #42 | Eye and a Twist | 1 |
| #120 | FDKOL commendation | 6,241 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #86 | FDKOL hotcakes | 100 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #586 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 7 |
| #4 | Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel | 1 |
| #1023 | Feynman gate | 7 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #44 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 8 |
| #86 | Fudgie Roll | 3 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #339 | Go-Wassail | 53 |
| #86 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #11 | Great Wolf's beastly trousers | 1 |
| #30 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #11 | Great Wolf's left paw | 2 |
| #24 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's rocket launcher | 1 |
| #347 | Green Clover of Justice | 6 |
| #44 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| 🥈 | Grimacite gaiters | 1 |
| 🥉 | Grimacite galoshes | 1 |
| #4 | Grimacite garter | 1 |
| 🥇 | Grimacite gasmask | 1 |
| #5 | Grimacite gat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Grimacite gauntlets | 1 |
| 🥉 | Grimacite girdle | 1 |
| 🥈 | Grimacite glaive | 1 |
| 🥈 | Grimacite go-go boots | 1 |
| 🥈 | Grimacite goggles | 1 |
| 🥉 | Grimacite gorget | 1 |
| 🥇 | Grimacite gown | 1 |
| 🥈 | Grimacite greaves | 1 |
| 🥉 | Grimacite guayabera | 1 |
| #5 | HOA citation pad | 1 |
| #7 | HOA regulation book | 1 |
| #7 | HOA zombie eyes | 1 |
| #62 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 90 |
| #8 | Helps-You-Sleep | 1 |
| #93 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #671 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's imaginary hamster | 1 |
| #132 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #44 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 2 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #165 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #146 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #36 | Hotwireâ„¢ brand candy rope | 8 |
| #108 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 9 |
| #23 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #211 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #23 | Inner Strength | 9 |
| #12 | Inner Truth | 18 |
| #19 | Inner Wisdom | 10 |
| #1289 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #59 | Jack-in-the-box | 67 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #43 | Jekyllin hide belt | 1 |
| #59 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #38 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #44 | Kissin' Cousins | 10 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #95 | LED block | 14 |
| #457 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #79 | Let Me Be! | 11 |
| #91 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #47 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #401 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 21 |
| #6 | Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #23 | Manual of Secret Door Detection | 2 |
| 🥇 | Marvelous Unitard | 1 |
| #71 | Maxing, Relaxing | 9 |
| #37 | MayDayâ„¢ contract | 1 |
| #75 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #14 | Mayor Ghost's gavel | 1 |
| #4 | Mayor Ghost's scissors | 1 |
| #51 | McHugeLarge deluxe ski set | 1 |
| #90 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 40 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #73 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 2 |
| #346 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #172 | Miniborg beeper | 3 |
| #164 | Miniborg hiveminder | 3 |
| #177 | Miniborg laser | 3 |
| #195 | Miniborg stomper | 3 |
| #190 | Miniborg strangler | 3 |
| #65 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #50 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #93 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #5 | Mr. Container | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #57 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 19 |
| 🥈 | Mr. Shirt | 1 |
| #34 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #171 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #296 | NPZR chemistry set | 12 |
| #247 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| 🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #665 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #34 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 4 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #234 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #31 | Prelude of Precision | 3 |
| #234 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #7 | Protects-Your-Junk | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #7 | Quiets-Your-Steps | 1 |
| #167 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #261 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #318 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 6 |
| #50 | Rock Garden Guide | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #48 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #286 | Schrödinger's thermos | 98 |
| #61 | Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque | 1 |
| #357 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 4 |
| #212 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #11 | Sister Accessory | 1 |
| #619 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #70 | Small Medium | 1 |
| #9 | Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne | 1 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #100 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #437 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #44 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 5 |
| #207 | Tales from the Fireside | 5 |
| #364 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 9 |
| #7 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 2 |
| #197 | The Art of Slapfighting | 5 |
| #158 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 9 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #218 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #557 | The Joy of Wassailing | 5 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #20 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #19 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #20 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #19 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #20 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #19 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 2 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #209 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #15 | The Spirit of Giving | 2 |
| 🥇 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 2 |
| #68 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #32 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 1 |
| #217 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #295 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #833 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #235 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 3 |
| #264 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #107 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 11 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #158 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 6 |
| #37 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 12 |
| #276 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 4 |
| #246 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 3 |
| #990 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #109 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 2 |
| #649 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 7 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #320 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #798 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 6 |
| #58 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 12 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #268 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 6 |
| #179 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #127 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #49 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 4 |
| #289 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 3 |
| #390 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #228 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #16 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 31 |
| #190 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 16 |
| #145 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 8 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #718 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 2 |
| #596 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 4 |
| #895 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #291 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 37 |
| #45 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 3 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #231 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 5 |
| #249 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #93 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 2 |
| #152 | Trainbot circuitry | 4 |
| #38 | Trainbot harness | 2 |
| #168 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #43 | Trainbot luggage hook | 2 |
| #166 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #172 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #149 | Trainbot servomotors | 2 |
| #31 | Trainbot slag | 272 |
| #152 | Trainbot tubing | 3 |
| #130 | Travels with Jerry | 7 |
| #276 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 2 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #48 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 2 |
| #50 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 2 |
| #60 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 2 |
| #60 | Uncle Buck | 1 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| #244 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 53 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #21 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #11 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #13 | Unkillable Skeleton's shield | 1 |
| #25 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #32 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #10 | Uovo Marcio Shiraz | 1 |
| #251 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #46 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #160 | Workytime Tea | 13 |
| #35 | Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode | 2 |
| #540 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 6 |
| #32 | Yuleviathan necklace | 2 |
| #617 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #189 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #25 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #48 | a cute angel | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1156 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #137 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #395 | ammonite fossil | 11 |
| #316 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 16 |
| #38 | anemoney clip | 1 |
| #262 | anniversary balloon | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #236 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 7 |
| #117 | antique bottle opener | 9 |
| #41 | antique painting of a landscape | 13 |
| #206 | antique pair of blue jeans | 4 |
| #418 | antique record album | 6 |
| #123 | antique souvenir drawing | 8 |
| #86 | arse-a'fire elixir | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #343 | astronaut pants | 25 |
| #221 | atomic vector plotter | 19 |
| #92 | augmented-reality shades | 2 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #108 | baby cuddlefish | 2 |
| #202 | baby killer bee | 46 |
| #108 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #353 | ball | 18 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #389 | balloon monkey | 4 |
| #51 | banana supersucker | 19 |
| #516 | bananagate | 10 |
| #94 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #318 | bark rootbeer | 3 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #115 | barrrnacle | 114 |
| #227 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 7 |
| #603 | bath ball gift set | 8 |
| #719 | battered Crimbo Crate | 11 |
| #153 | beavermouth | 30 |
| #62 | bed of coals | 9 |
| #788 | beertini | 1 |
| #448 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #430 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #489 | belemnite fossil | 8 |
| #132 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #137 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 27 |
| #243 | bindlestocking | 11 |
| #9 | birthday candle | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #181 | black Crimbo ball | 4 |
| #21 | black and white cracker | 13 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #246 | blind-packed capsule toy | 33 |
| #365 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 3 |
| #208 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 28 |
| #1299 | blood flower | 2 |
| #145 | blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #4 | booze mailing list | 1 |
| #141 | borg sock monkey | 15 |
| #332 | bottle of Blank-Out | 33 |
| #168 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #186 | bottle of bubbles | 63 |
| #198 | bottle of fire | 50 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #403 | bowl of fishysoisse | 2 |
| #115 | bowl of mernudo | 6 |
| #47 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #5251 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #75 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 1 |
| #80 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 1 |
| #52 | boxed autumn-aton | 1 |
| #70 | boxed bat wings | 1 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #44 | brain preservation fluid | 6 |
| #42 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #255 | bread line | 4 |
| #147 | bread man | 4 |
| #93 | bread pie | 10 |
| #7 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 42 |
| #238 | bubble-wrap simulator | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #349 | buckyball | 14 |
| #270 | bunch of bananas | 18 |
| #89 | burrowgrub hive | 2 |
| #256 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #195 | cabooze | 5 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #84 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 21 |
| #243 | can of Ghuol-B-Goneâ„¢ | 2 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #101 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #175 | candied bolts | 6 |
| #56 | candied nuts | 14 |
| #717 | candy brain | 2 |
| #2337 | candy cane | 9 |
| #110 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #7 | candy harmonica | 25 |
| #220 | candy kneecapping stick | 9 |
| #189 | candy knuckles | 10 |
| 🥈 | candy mailing list | 1 |
| #1095 | candy stake | 6 |
| #792 | canteen of wine | 27 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #84 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #100 | cement sandals | 8 |
| #266 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #249 | cheap elven gloves | 17 |
| #156 | cheer-o-gram | 2 |
| #300 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #334 | chocolate cigar | 5 |
| #227 | chocomotive | 4 |
| #440 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 24 |
| #24 | cinnamon machine oil | 687 |
| #37 | cinnamon troll doll | 2 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #82 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 13 |
| #114 | clear Russian | 5 |
| #66 | cloning kit | 33 |
| #366 | cocoa egg | 31 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #262 | colorful plastic ball | 103 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #60 | comfy coffin | 12 |
| #169 | communal gobstopper | 5 |
| #209 | computronic processing unit | 19 |
| #10 | concentrated fish broth | 10 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #124 | cookie cookie | 5 |
| #125 | corncob pipe | 12 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #98 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #147 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 4 |
| #10 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 79 |
| #40 | crystal Crimbo platter | 11 |
| #693 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #89 | cup of infinite pencils | 14 |
| #81 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #40 | cursed piece of thirteen | 24 |
| #45 | cute meteoroid | 4 |
| #114 | cyborg doll | 15 |
| #1246 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #266 | cylindrical mold | 2 |
| #22 | deactivated putty buddy | 1 |
| #427 | deadly lampshade | 2 |
| #145 | deck of tropical cards | 3 |
| #68 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #383 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #86 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 5 |
| #9 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 2 |
| #10 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 2 |
| #18 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 2 |
| #20 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 2 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #12 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 2 |
| #10 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 2 |
| #12 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 2 |
| #61 | designer handbag | 30 |
| #48 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 1 |
| #98 | disintegrating sheet music | 100 |
| #986 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #890 | doll house | 4 |
| #670 | dollhive | 10 |
| #538 | donated booze | 1 |
| #530 | donated candy | 1 |
| #529 | donated food | 1 |
| #279 | donkey flipbook | 3 |
| #16 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 739 |
| #47 | drive-thru burger | 8 |
| #135 | drop of water-37 | 100 |
| #426 | duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #123 | dusty Crimbo crate | 62 |
| #522 | easter egg balloon | 45 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #1690 | eggnog | 5 |
| #231 | eggwater | 2 |
| #53 | electric pants | 10 |
| #201 | electrical thingamabob | 53 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #981 | elven limbos gingerbread | 10 |
| #92 | elven cellocello | 84 |
| #1032 | elven moonshine | 6 |
| #209 | elven socks | 20 |
| #106 | elven suicide capsule | 72 |
| #20 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #480 | empty blowgun | 3 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #647 | evil googly eye | 6 |
| #598 | evil teddy bear | 22 |
| #52 | executive mime flask | 24 |
| #334 | extra-greasy slider | 6 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #313 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 16 |
| #788 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #122 | fancy chocolate car | 27 |
| #602 | fancy dress ball | 20 |
| #532 | felt | 17 |
| #34 | fertilized ghuol egg | 24 |
| #120 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #261 | festive holiday hat | 16 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #208 | fiery wing | 30 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #609 | fire | 9 |
| #126 | fishelada | 6 |
| #96 | fitness wristband | 2 |
| #55 | flamin' bindle | 9 |
| #4 | flaming familiar doppelgänger | 1 |
| #12 | flan del mar | 26 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #56 | fleshy putty | 34 |
| #173 | flour cookie | 5 |
| 🥉 | food mailing list | 1 |
| #777 | forbidden sausage | 1 |
| #9 | fossilized baboon skull | 50 |
| #12 | fossilized bat skull | 41 |
| #172 | fossilized demon skull | 3 |
| #23 | fossilized limb | 341 |
| #7 | fossilized serpent skull | 67 |
| #205 | fossilized spider skull | 2 |
| #129 | fossilized spike | 38 |
| #25 | fossilized spine | 70 |
| #20 | fossilized torso | 327 |
| #16 | fossilized wing | 199 |
| #14 | fossilized wyrm skull | 56 |
| #80 | frayed rope belt | 15 |
| #234 | freezin' bindle | 3 |
| #258 | freightcake | 3 |
| #74 | fried air | 28 |
| #1456 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #212 | frigid air mattress | 4 |
| #312 | frigid fudgepuck | 10 |
| #325 | frigid mote | 2 |
| #17 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #1675 | fruitcake | 7 |
| #379 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #380 | fudge lily | 12 |
| #63 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #108 | fudge spork | 3 |
| #573 | fudgecule | 1,120 |
| 🥇 | funny paper hat | 1 |
| #411 | fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #13 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 2 |
| #12 | gasmask | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #19 | ghost pickle on a stick | 56 |
| #66 | giant book of ancient carols | 2 |
| #138 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #174 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #135 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #163 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #132 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #120 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 2 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #7 | gilded trumpet | 5 |
| #1752 | gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
| #268 | gingerbread horror | 18 |
| #307 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #258 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 13 |
| #32 | gingerbread robot | 18 |
| #74 | glob of salty molasses | 58 |
| #145 | gloomy mushroom wine | 5 |
| #88 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
| #29 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 4 |
| #132 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 2 |
| #117 | goat | 11 |
| #51 | golden fleece | 10 |
| #107 | golden ring | 160 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #657 | googly eye | 20 |
| #201 | gooified animal matter | 10 |
| #175 | gooified mineral matter | 10 |
| #173 | gooified vegetable matter | 11 |
| #65 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #68 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #632 | gray bow tie | 10 |
| #140 | green and red bean | 39 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #756 | green gummi ingot | 12 |
| #222 | grilled mooseflank | 4 |
| #83 | grinning turtle | 3 |
| #36 | grue egg | 337 |
| #68 | gummi ammonite | 4 |
| #78 | gummi belemnite | 3 |
| #68 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #112 | gummi canary | 3 |
| #104 | gummi salamander | 3 |
| #136 | gummi snake | 3 |
| #52 | gummi trilobite | 5 |
| #624 | guy made of bee pollen | 3 |
| #233 | gyroscope | 12 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #57 | handful of confetti | 326 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #25 | hardware upgrade | 4 |
| #31 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| 🥈 | hemp backpack | 1 |
| #233 | hemp candy necklace | 4 |
| #47 | hermedisiac cologne | 2 |
| #88 | herringcello | 83 |
| #348 | hideous egg | 9 |
| #204 | high-energy mining laser | 4 |
| #601 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 4 |
| #71 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #31 | honey-drenched ham slice | 278 |
| #48 | hot egg | 4 |
| #156 | hot watered rum | 2 |
| #72 | hovering sombrero | 6 |
| #93 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #14 | hushed puppy | 17 |
| #151 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 26 |
| #1465 | iGoogly | 2 |
| #62 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #387 | immense cyborg hand | 9 |
| #40 | imported lemon lozenge | 2 |
| #73 | in-the-box spring shoes | 1 |
| #335 | incredibly creepy marionette | 10 |
| #11 | industrially-crushed ice | 315 |
| #78 | intact anemone spike | 71 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #739 | ion grid | 14 |
| #156 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 28 |
| #16 | iron chain | 1 |
| #237 | irradiated candy cane | 15 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #552 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
| #385 | jar of swamp gas | 100 |
| #31 | java cookie | 17 |
| #228 | jawbruiser | 10 |
| #319 | jerky coins | 66 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #34 | kelp-holly drape | 1 |
| #37 | kelp-holly gun | 1 |
| #615 | killer rag doll | 4 |
| #156 | killing feather | 120 |
| #416 | kite | 17 |
| #678 | knuckle sandwich | 28 |
| #617 | kumquartz | 6 |
| #34 | kumquartz ring | 2 |
| #55 | kumquat supersucker | 25 |
| #54 | lab-grown meat | 47 |
| #150 | laser-broiled pear | 48 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #8 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 3 |
| #389 | length of string | 31 |
| #157 | leprechaun hatchling | 3 |
| #729 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #120 | licorice garrote | 14 |
| #41 | lime supersucker | 32 |
| #11 | liquid SONAR | 12 |
| #105 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #62 | live wire | 10 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #179 | lollipop stick | 446 |
| #169 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #379 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #38 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 3 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| 🥈 | lucky Tam O'Shatner | 1 |
| #156 | lucky bottlecap | 10 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #1430 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #431 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 8 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #424 | marionette | 4 |
| #82 | marionette collective | 10 |
| #39 | mime army camouflage kit | 4 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #9 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 2 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #10 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 2 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #11 | mime army superserum | 14 |
| #206 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #76 | mime eraser | 10 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #92 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #12 | mint-condition magic wand | 9 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #48 | misfit hobby horse | 2 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #61 | misshapen animal skeleton | 2 |
| #100 | moist Crimbo spices | 69 |
| #72 | molten brick | 180 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #1136 | monomolecular yo-yo | 15 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #161 | mooseflank | 19 |
| #41 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 217 |
| #909 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #14 | muffled muffuletta | 16 |
| #6 | multi-level marzipan | 34 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #32 | mutant cactus bud | 1 |
| #380 | mylar scout drone | 13 |
| #12 | mysterious chest | 4 |
| #863 | nanite-infested candy cane | 13 |
| #697 | nanite-infested eggnog | 7 |
| #261 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 16 |
| #421 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 11 |
| #463 | nanofiber cloth | 11 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #69 | nega-mushroom | 29 |
| #300 | negative lump | 11 |
| #72 | night-vision goggles | 13 |
| #369 | nugget of Crimbonium | 2 |
| #114 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #5 | off-hand balloon | 1 |
| #88 | oily mushroom wine | 5 |
| #174 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #12 | oldcake | 19 |
| #6 | one million meat pancakes | 1 |
| #157 | oozenog | 17 |
| #7 | origami pasties | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| #121 | oversized fish scaler | 20 |
| #956 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #351 | pack of pogs | 56 |
| #34 | packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet | 1 |
| #66 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 1 |
| #55 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 1 |
| #69 | packaged Roman Candelabra | 1 |
| #49 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #55 | packaged model train set | 1 |
| #46 | pair of bolt cutters | 32 |
| #57 | pair of pearidot earrings | 2 |
| #196 | pair of ragged claws | 2 |
| #76 | panhandle panhandling hat | 18 |
| #19 | panicked kernel | 3 |
| #407 | paperclip | 103 |
| #239 | party hat | 11 |
| #66 | passable elf mask | 35 |
| #559 | patent leather shoes | 11 |
| #49 | pear supersucker | 16 |
| #746 | pearidot | 3 |
| #85 | penguin focaccia bread | 83 |
| #670 | penguin thesaurus | 10 |
| #138 | peppermint eel sauce | 34 |
| #29 | peppermint rhino baby | 2 |
| #61 | peppermint spine | 1 |
| #471 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #44 | peppermint-scented socks | 11 |
| #34 | perl necklace | 9 |
| #90 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 3 |
| #920 | pet rock | 8 |
| #829 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 22 |
| #701 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 40 |
| #435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
| #430 | petit fortran | 2 |
| #494 | petrified time | 1 |
| #180 | phish stick | 6 |
| #388 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #59 | piece of coral | 8 |
| #70 | pile of Trainbot parts | 482 |
| #35 | pile of loose snow | 4 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #19 | pine cone | 1 |
| #174 | ping-pong ball | 7 |
| #52 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #83 | plain candy cane | 5 |
| #242 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #322 | plastic ingot | 6 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #94 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #55 | pocketwatch on a chain | 26 |
| #133 | poison pen | 9 |
| #86 | poisonsettia | 25 |
| #255 | polyalloy shield | 10 |
| #18 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #1625 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #92 | portable dam | 1 |
| #23 | portable motorcycle | 2 |
| #318 | portable photocopier | 21 |
| #43 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #62 | portable steam unit | 2 |
| #398 | possessed top | 14 |
| #95 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #201 | potato sprout | 10 |
| #12 | pottery barn owl figurine | 4 |
| #439 | powdered candy sushi set | 4 |
| #9 | powdered powdered sugar | 25 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #82 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #86 | pregnant mushroom | 5 |
| #53 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #548 | prehistoric spear | 7 |
| #46 | prescription teeth whitener | 2 |
| #19 | primitive candy cane | 13 |
| #36 | pristine piranha seed | 1 |
| #114 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #96 | projectile chemistry set | 16 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #126 | pulsing flesh | 21 |
| #1102 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #109 | quantum polarity inducer | 45 |
| #571 | quantum taco | 10 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #243 | radiation-resistant helmet | 3 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #594 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 13 |
| #80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #139 | recursive spline reticulator | 34 |
| #354 | red ale | 2 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #722 | red gummi ingot | 15 |
| #12 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #14 | reusable shopping bag | 5 |
| #138 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 34 |
| #28 | rewinged stab bat | 53 |
| #31 | ribbon candy ascot | 1 |
| #210 | rigid carapace | 16 |
| #67 | roboduck-on-a-string | 16 |
| #144 | robotronic egg | 176 |
| #421 | [2108]rock | 10 |
| #5 | rock lobster | 5 |
| #183 | rogue swarmer | 137 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #359 | ruby on canes | 2 |
| #38 | runny fermented egg | 6 |
| #89 | runny icing | 62 |
| #154 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 9 |
| #134 | salt plum | 30 |
| #69 | salty gumdrop | 64 |
| #1526 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #178 | sawblade fragment | 116 |
| #26 | scary death orb | 6 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #99 | self-repairing earmuffs | 3 |
| #238 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 3 |
| #257 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 16 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #5 | shining star cap | 5 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #62 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
| #63 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 1 |
| #18 | shushed potatoes | 12 |
| #70 | silent A | 1 |
| #139 | silent B | 1 |
| #59 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #77 | silent F | 1 |
| #64 | silent G | 1 |
| #136 | silent H | 1 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
| #173 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #150 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #70 | silent N | 1 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #213 | silent P | 1 |
| #87 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #69 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #64 | silent U | 1 |
| #75 | silent V | 1 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #121 | silent Z | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #9 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| #40 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 31 |
| #32 | skulldozer egg | 2 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #515 | sleeping snowy owl | 5 |
| #251 | sleeping stocking | 11 |
| #81 | sleeping wereturtle | 13 |
| #531 | slow jam collection | 8 |
| #100 | smart watch | 2 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #586 | sock monkey | 4 |
| #43 | soggy elf shoes | 1 |
| #73 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 121 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | space trooper helmet | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #29 | spiritual candy cane | 6 |
| #60 | spiritual eggnog | 4 |
| #20 | spiritual fruitcake | 8 |
| #28 | spiritual gingerbread | 7 |
| #107 | spooky bindle | 8 |
| #368 | spooky eggnog | 13 |
| #224 | spooky felt | 44 |
| #119 | spooky hockey mask | 11 |
| #570 | spooky length of string | 18 |
| #682 | spooky stuffing | 8 |
| #990 | spooky toy wheel | 4 |
| #400 | spooky wooden block | 18 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #179 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 7 |
| #760 | squirming egg sac | 5 |
| #212 | stained mattress | 5 |
| #180 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 2 |
| #180 | stale cheer wine | 2 |
| #31 | stapler bear | 3 |
| #34 | status cymbal | 1 |
| #14 | steamed oyster | 297 |
| #314 | stick | 9 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #337 | stick-on-a-string | 12 |
| #101 | still-beating spleen | 7 |
| #131 | stinkin' bindle | 5 |
| #71 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #252 | strange cube | 6 |
| #166 | strange shiny disc | 37 |
| #48 | strawberry supersucker | 17 |
| #594 | strawberyl | 7 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #1341 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #225 | string of Crimbo lights | 3 |
| #305 | stringy sinew | 34 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
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| #28 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 2 |
| #159 | stuffing | 54 |
| #643 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 20 |
| #236 | sub-molecular interocitor | 15 |
| #96 | sucker bucket | 2 |
| #54 | sucker hakama | 3 |
| #80 | sucker kabuto | 2 |
| #334 | sucker scaffold | 30 |
| #53 | sucker tachi | 3 |
| #177 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 1 |
| #343 | superheated fudge | 10 |
| #373 | sweet mochi ball | 9 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #104 | syncopated turtle | 2 |
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| #666 | synthetic stuffing | 8 |
| #17 | talkative skull | 1 |
| #1316 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #450 | teddy borg | 21 |
| #102 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #373 | theoretical string | 41 |
| #142 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 6 |
| #123 | thick walrus blubber | 11 |
| #72 | third ear | 6 |
| #115 | throbbing rage gland | 3 |
| #91 | throwing wrench | 24 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #584 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #17 | tinsel orb | 1 |
| #14 | tiny barrel | 103 |
| #118 | tiny bomb | 12 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
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| #957 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #930 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #633 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #935 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #947 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #593 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #953 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #569 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #950 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #567 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #17 | tiny glowing red nose | 2 |
| #163 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 4 |
| #1095 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 7 |
| #14 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 5 |
| #181 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 23 |
| #962 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 8 |
| #392 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 11 |
| #154 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 15 |
| #193 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 12 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #62 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 5 |
| #69 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 4 |
| #1228 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 6 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 6 |
| #273 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 4 |
| #87 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 5 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 5 |
| #201 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 20 |
| #37 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 4 |
| #120 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 16 |
| #148 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 4 |
| #11 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 5 |
| #14 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 5 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2897 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #22 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 5 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 5 |
| #127 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 4 |
| #22 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 5 |
| #23 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 5 |
| #358 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 4 |
| #9 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 5 |
| #153 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 4 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #115 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 29 |
| #653 | tiny plastic Felonia | 7 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 4 |
| #1251 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #42 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 5 |
| #22 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 5 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 10 |
| #1081 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 7 |
| #215 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 20 |
| #1246 | tiny plastic Hellion | 6 |
| #836 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 9 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #40 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 5 |
| #739 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 6 |
| #819 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 9 |
| #1071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 7 |
| #937 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 8 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #22 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 5 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Krampus | 5 |
| #151 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 7 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 5 |
| #10 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 5 |
| #10 | tiny plastic Mirth | 5 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 4 |
| #80 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 5 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #199 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 21 |
| #718 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 10 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Penny | 5 |
| #1770 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #234 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 10 |
| #147 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 7 |
| #23 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 5 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 23 |
| #370 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 4 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #934 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 8 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 6 |
| #1521 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #20 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 5 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Toybot | 5 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #58 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 5 |
| #205 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 11 |
| #940 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 8 |
| #22 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 5 |
| #86 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 4 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #23 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 5 |
| #420 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 4 |
| #948 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 8 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #160 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 26 |
| #23 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 5 |
| #1743 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #80 | tiny plastic animelf | 4 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #737 | tiny plastic astronomer | 10 |
| #8255 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 5 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #119 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 30 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #183 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 24 |
| #123 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 31 |
| #145 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 26 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #185 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 22 |
| #133 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 28 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #830 | tiny plastic blooper | 9 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 7 |
| #239 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 19 |
| #214 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 19 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #138 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 28 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #240 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 4 |
| #759 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 6 |
| #1244 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #1244 | tiny plastic demoninja | 6 |
| #38 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 5 |
| #1453 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #24 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 5 |
| #257 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 4 |
| #89 | tiny plastic fax machine | 5 |
| #815 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 9 |
| #947 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 8 |
| #189 | tiny plastic fire servant | 12 |
| #945 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 8 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #1415 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #8154 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #217 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 8 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic goth giant | 7 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1231 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #81 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 5 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #329 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 13 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #24 | tiny plastic mime executive | 5 |
| #23 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 5 |
| #21 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 5 |
| #24 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 5 |
| #175 | tiny plastic moneybee | 22 |
| #8117 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #11 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 5 |
| #151 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 26 |
| #263 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 4 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic orphan | 5 |
| #41 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #134 | tiny plastic peacannon | 15 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 2 |
| #16 | tiny plastic reindeer | 5 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1078 | tiny plastic scary clown | 7 |
| #10 | tiny plastic sea elf | 5 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 5 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #355 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 4 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #306 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 8 |
| #1431 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #6205 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #144 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 4 |
| #230 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 4 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #126 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #1244 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #80 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #115 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 17 |
| #1203 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #83 | tiny plastic trollipop | 4 |
| #4483 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #42 | tiny plastic warbear | 5 |
| #36 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 5 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #1045 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 7 |
| #14 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 5 |
| #14 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 5 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
| #436 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #400 | tooth | 10 |
| #461 | toothsome rock | 22 |
| #349 | top | 13 |
| #566 | tortoise's blessing | 2 |
| #537 | tourmalime | 9 |
| #46 | tourmalime tourniquet | 2 |
| #412 | towel | 24 |
| #458 | toy crazy train | 20 |
| #78 | toy deathbot | 12 |
| #370 | toy hoverpad | 41 |
| #437 | toy jet pack | 18 |
| #135 | toy maglev monorail | 10 |
| #800 | toy mercenary | 8 |
| #408 | toy ray gun | 24 |
| #517 | toy soldier | 3 |
| #357 | toy space helmet | 25 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #840 | toy wheel | 10 |
| #20 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 50 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #17 | transparent nog | 14 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #609 | tree-eating kite | 52 |
| #1041 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #78 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 15 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #670 | trilobite fossil | 4 |
| #132 | tropical paperweight | 3 |
| #680 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #87 | twitching claw | 36 |
| #25 | twitching space egg | 1 |
| #32 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 1 |
| #10 | unfinished fruitcake | 20 |
| #65 | universal biscuit | 40 |
| #40 | unoccupied sheep suit | 1 |
| #42 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 1 |
| #157 | unstable DNA | 318 |
| #165 | unstable laser battery | 111 |
| #972 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #55 | untorn tearaway pants package | 1 |
| #1127 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #135 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| 🥇 | unwrapped knock-off retro superhero cape | 1 |
| #536 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 18 |
| #873 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #210 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 24 |
| #252 | voodoo snuff | 6 |
| #59 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 3 |
| #121 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 61 |
| #19 | warbear auto-anvil | 7 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #57 | warbear beeping telegram | 18 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #94 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 7 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #109 | warbear chemistry lab | 2 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #21 | warbear drone assembler | 17 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #29 | warbear empathy chip | 14 |
| #4 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 2 |
| #114 | warbear energy bracers | 2 |
| #42 | warbear exhaust manifold | 5 |
| #77 | warbear exo-arm | 3 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #124 | warbear foil hat | 2 |
| #11 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #35 | warbear gyrocopter | 17 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #125 | warbear helm fragment | 55 |
| #7 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #109 | warbear high-efficiency still | 2 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #121 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 10 |
| #55 | warbear induction oven | 3 |
| #14 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 7 |
| #55 | warbear laser beacon | 4 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #9 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #37 | warbear metalworking primer | 22 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear party pants | 2 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #79 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 13 |
| #24 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 31 |
| #34 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 26 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #67 | warbear soda machine assembler | 8 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #137 | warbear trouser fragment | 47 |
| #48 | warbear wardance potion | 41 |
| #13 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #58 | warbear whosit | 4,209 |
| #252 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #114 | waterlogged cloth | 9 |
| #100 | waterlogged crate | 2 |
| #112 | waterlogged leather | 9 |
| #121 | waterlogged metal | 7 |
| #93 | waterlogged stuffing | 11 |
| #72 | waterlogged wood | 5 |
| #24 | wax lips | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #42 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #479 | wheel | 8 |
| #171 | white Crimbo ball | 4 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #143 | wind-up chattering teeth | 179 |
| #179 | wind-up meatcar | 65 |
| #41 | wings of fire | 3 |
| #211 | witch hat | 4 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #178 | wooden block | 18 |
| #82 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 1 |
| #591 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #162 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #64 | wriggling severed nose | 2 |
| #230 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #725 | yellow gummi ingot | 15 |
| #524 | yo | 18 |
| #808 | yo-yo | 28 |
| #165 | yule gruel | 2 |
| #80 | yule hatchet | 6 |
| #51 | yule pup | 3 |
| #124 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #23 | zen motorcycle | 3 |
| #56 | zombie dinosaur egg | 2 |
| #678 | zombie pineal gland | 7 |