| #18 | Chateau Mantegna room key | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo sapling | 1 |
| #49 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #595 | Orcish frat-paddle | 2 |
| #24 | Pack of Every Card | 1 |
| #2357 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #24 | Sneaky Pete's leather jacket | 1 |
| #69 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #14 | The Confiscator's Grimoire | 2 |
| #18 | Thor's Pliers | 1 |
| #16 | airplane charter: Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #17 | airplane charter: That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #15 | airplane charter: The Glaciest | 1 |
| #19 | bottle of lovebug pheromones | 1 |
| #58 | bottled day | 4 |
| #46 | can of Rain-Doh | 1 |
| #211 | can of V-11 | 2 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #92 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #18 | corpsetini | 136 |
| #1106 | delicious salad | 11 |
| #2225 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #30 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #15 | haunted doghouse | 1 |
| #19 | machine elf capsule | 1 |
| 🥇 | maple syrup | 214,054 |
| #573 | marshmallow | 11 |
| #17 | plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #967 | roasted marshmallow | 11 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #16 | shrine to the Barrel god | 1 |
| #23 | still grill | 1 |
| 🥉 | tiny plastic taco cat | 7,277 |
| #4 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 72 |
| #43 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #14 | yellow puck | 1 |