Niner

RankItemQuantity
#561"DRINK ME" potion3
#8401337 7r0uZ0RZ3
#89030669 scroll2
#108233398 scroll2
#933334 scroll1
#4597-ball10
#599-ball23
#931Angry Farmer candy43
#392Angry Farmer's Wife Candy1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#541BGE merchandise order form6
#564BGE pocket calendar1
#898BGE shotglass6
#503BRICKO brick1
#420BRICKO eye brick2
#124Battlie Light Saver5
#286Ben-Gal™ Balm1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#176BitterSweetTarts3
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#24Brand of Violence1
#310C.H.U.M. knife3
#582CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)2
#480CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)2
#288CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)3
#244CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)3
#475CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)2
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#193CRIMBCOIDS mints11
#302CRIMBCOLOAF8
#54Chester's bag of candy2
#175Chester's cutoffs1
#82Chester's muscle shirt1
#1236Crimbo candied pecan2
#1381Crimbo fudge1
#1262Crimbo peppermint bark2
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#1901Crimbuck55
#287DNOTC Box1
#536Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment1
#645Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir2
#185Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm9
#2742Drowsy Sword1
#184Duskwalker syringe1
#1467Elder Turtle Shell2
#654Elf Farm Raffle ticket1
#169Elvish delight1
#1007Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#211Frosty's carrot1
#58Frosty's nailbat2
🥈Fuzzby1
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#333Gnollish toolbox11
#150Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance4
#324Hodgman's blanket4
#999Instant Karma2
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#819Knob Goblin elite helm2
#114Knob Goblin eyedrops8
#1097Knob Goblin firecracker2
#800Knob Goblin harem veil2
#129Knob Goblin nasal spray7
#738Knob Goblin perfume1
#200Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray6
#892Knob Goblin visor1
#47Loathing Legion knife1
#3897Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#884Loudmouth Larry Lamprey1
#50Mark I Steam-Hat1
#51Mark II Steam-Hat1
#43Mark III Steam-Hat1
#43Mark IV Steam-Hat1
#97Mark V Steam-Hat2
#287Marquis de Poivre soda12
#577Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs3
#115Mer-kin breastplate1
#26Mer-kin dodgeball1
#22Mer-kin dragnet1
#137Mer-kin fastjuice2
#172Mer-kin foodbucket1
#12Mer-kin gladiator mask1
#14Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece1
#184Mer-kin hookspear1
#180Mer-kin prayerbeads1
#58Mer-kin stopwatch1
#64Mer-kin strongjuice2
#24Mer-kin switchblade1
#191Mer-kin takebag1
#162Mer-kin thingpouch1
#597Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler5
#424Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub95
#850Mohawk wig2
#912Mountain Stream soda2
#303NG2
#168O'RLY manual4
#349Oil of Parrrlay4
#843Orcish baseball cap1
#309Orcish meat locker1
#8Oscus's neverending soda1
#399Penultimate Fantasy chest39
#618Pick-O-Matic lockpicks1
#163Piddles3
#150Polka Pop3
#175Prelude of Precision1
#470Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit1
#700SPF 451 lip balm2
#1076Safari Jack's moustache1
#1050Schrödinger's thermos1
#494Sensual Massage for Creeps3
#212Sneaky Pete's key lime1
#502Snow Queen Crown3
#254Space Tours Tripple1
#478Spooky-Gro fertilizer1
#178Squat-Thrust Magazine2
#225T.U.R.D.S. Key1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#929Tasty Fun Good rice candy28
#398The Art of Slapfighting2
#852The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#44The Legendary Beat1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#936Travels with Jerry1
🥇Uncle Crimbo's Sack1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#205Wand of Oscus1
#772Warm Subject gift certificate12
#1632Wint-O-Fresh mint2
#472Wolfman Nardz1
#771Workytime Tea1
#199Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick2
#218Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher8
#105Zombo's shoulder blade1
#579acid-squirting flower4
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#109adhesive tape dolly1
#362agua de vida1
🥇all-year sucker1
#556ancient Magi-Wipes3
#610ancient vinyl coin purse1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#852anniversary gift box5
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#666antique helmet3
#484armgun1
#643asshat1
#415astronaut ice-cream1
#862awful poetry journal47
#7429badass belt1
#764bag of Cheat-Os3
#1110baggie of powdered sugar2
#1020banana-frosted king cake1
#1058bar skin2
#427barbed-wire fence10
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#186barskin tent1
#197bartender-in-the-box1
#900baseball1
#1444battered Crimbo Crate2
#282beanbag chair1
#643bed of coals1
#860beer bomb3
#239beer-scented teddy bear2
#698beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar1
#381big boom1
#282bird rib3
#389black kettle drum1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#930black pixel2
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#290blood of the Wereseal1
#575blue class ring3
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#253blue plastic baby1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
🥈blue traffic cone1
#621blueberry-frosted king cake1
#429bone flute1
#665bone rattle1
#186booze-soaked cherry2
#729bottle of Blank-Out4
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#209bottle of sewage schnapps35
#1072bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#145boulder16
#587bowl of cottage cheese19
#570bowl of fishysoisse1
#106brass gear44
#2708brick1
#437brick of sand1
#748briefcase1
#609broken skull17
#541bronzed locust1
#118brown felt tophat9
#796bubbly potion3
#792bugbear beanie3
#228bus pass1
#714cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar1
#237can of CRIMBCOLA9
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#131can of depilatory cream1
#402can of maces2
#96can-you-dig-it?2
#4136candy cane2
#273candy kneecapping stick7
#667candy knuckles4
#480canopic jar4
#873casino pass1
#854cast4
#882chaos butterfly63
#1660cheap toaster1
#9cheap wind-up clock1,003
#241chef's hat50
#70chef-in-the-box7
#198chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli1
#576chloroform rag1
#578chocolate-covered scarab beetle1
#809chocolate-frosted king cake1
#254chrome helmet turtle1
#165circular CRIMBCOOKIE8
#546clockwork key3
#967cloudy potion1
#817cocoa eggshell fragment16
#412cog68
#623cold ninja mask2
#403collection of tiny spooky objects1
#529comfy coffin2
#252comfy pillow1
#651communications windchimes1
#284concentrated garbage juice3
#587concentrated magicalness pill1
🥉control crystal1
#135cottage3
#126crayon shavings1
#161crowbar1
#198crown-shaped beanie1
#262crystallized memory1
#109d208
#124das boot1
#427deadly lampshade2
#198decaying goldfish liver40
#809decorative fountain1
#407didgeridooka5
#897disassembled clover21
#819disembodied brain1
#439divine blowout5
#439divine can of silly string5
#572divine champagne flute1
#428divine noisemaker5
#101dolphin whistle3
#930draggin' ball hat1
#763drum machine1
#680duct tape41
#81duct tape buckler1
#129duct tape dockers1
#93duct tape fedora1
#76duct tape sword2
#854eXtreme scarf1
#5139easter egg balloon1
#2058eggnog3
#1667elven cellocello10
#1774elven suicide capsule5
#666empty meat tank1
#542enchanted barbell1
#95enchanted brass knuckles2
#315epic wad1
#92extra-strength red potion5
#374extra-strength strongness elixir2
#190eyedrops of newt1
#226eyedrops of the ermine1
#129eyedrops of the ocelot1
#733eyepatch4
#1946facsimile dictionary1
#374fairy gravy boat2
#507fake blood2
#268fancy chocolate car13
#198fat bottom quark9
#291fat loot token6
#403fetid feather15
#166filth-encrusted futon5
#210filthy hippy poncho2
#970filthy knitted dread sack1
#393filthy lucre98
#692[2426]fire flower1
#957fizzy potion1
#498flamin' bindle1
#340flaming feather29
#941flaming talons1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#372flirtatious feather15
#164floaty inverse geode1
#459freezin' bindle1
#260frightful feather38
#604frozen banquet2
#309frozen feather32
#1149furry fur8
#689fuzzy busby1
#158gator skin58
#205giant gym membership card1
#180giant jar of protein powder1
#240giant marshmallow1
#491giant moxie weed3
#321gin-soaked blotter paper1
#64glimmering great tit feather1
#143glimmering roc feather1
#736gnauga hide1
#624gob of wet hair8
#1196green beer6
#601green clay bead9
#540green glowstick3
#983green pixel7
#428gremlin juice3
#136guard turtle collar6
#125guard turtle shell22
#102hair of the calf2
#5202handful of confetti1
#601handsomeness potion1
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#1680heart of the volcano1
#1114heavy D2
#101helmet recipe6
#1507helmet turtle4
#423hill of beans38
🥉hobo code binder1
#641hobo nickel262
#492honey-dipped locust2
#208imp air1
#355infernal fife1
#550jar of fermented pickle juice2
#405jar of squeeze2
#1453jawbruiser2
#41jingle bell1
#339jug-o-magicalness4
#499kickback cookbook1
#1898kneecapping stick1
#289knob bugle2
#232knobby helmet turtle1
#1000lavender candy heart2
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#186lawn dart2
#1016lead necklace3
#639leathery bat skin3
#729leathery cat skin2
#588leathery rat skin1
#521lewd playing card4
#421licorice garrote5
#615line36
#142lint1
#214lion oil4
#406llama lama gong1
#233lotion of coldness1
#169lotion of hotness3
#241lotion of sleaziness1
#340love song of naughty innuendo1
#912lowercase N1
#399lump of diamond4
#385magic lamp1
#491magilaser blastercannon1
#211marshmallow132
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#718meat paste10
#651meat stack15
#823meat vortex9
#910metallic A7
#249milk of magnesium3
#790miner's helmet1
#147miniature boiler1
#646mother's little helper1
#490mulled cider1
#271mummy costume26
#587mummy wrapping10
#47nothing-in-the-box43
#117nutty organic salad3
#3383obsidian dagger1
#261ocarina of space8
#146octopus's spade1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#78oil cap1
#116oil of slipperiness5
#93oily boid1
#188old school flying disc2
#2220old sweatpants1
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#699orange candy heart12
#241orange peel hat2
#630orange snowcone6
#231orcish hand lotion1
#232orcish nailing lube1
#225orcish rubber1
#1170original G1
#137oyster egg balloon1
#1186pack of KWE trading card2
#257pack of chewing gum1
#1212pail4
#583panhandle panhandling hat1
#1171pants of the Slug Lord2
#302panty raider camouflage3
#466paperclip91
#110papotion of papower4
#263patent antipsychotics1
#179pec oil1
#523personalized birthday cake3
#541petrified wood14
#225philter of phorce5
#730phonics down31
#412photoprotoneutron torpedo64
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#1207piece of wedding cake1
#911pink candy heart3
#547pink clay bead15
#929pink glowstick2
#387pink-frosted astral cupcake2
#375plastic guitar2
#529plastic ingot1
#867plot hole23
#846portable photocopier3
#848potato sprout2
#293potion of temporary gr8ness3
#280poultrygeist2
#193powdered candy sushi set6
#736pr0n legs6
#1433pretty flower6
#438prismatic wad1
#966probability potion5
#957procrastination potion6
#730prosthetic forehead1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#787pumpkinhead mask6
#531purple clay bead3
#658purple snowcone5
#112raisin5
#555ram horns1
#304raspberry1
#534rat appendix7
#242rave whistle15
#673razor-sharp can lid8
#665red class ring9
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#509red pixel potion4
#326red plastic baby1
#1842red plastic oyster egg2
#646red snowcone4
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#576reinforced beaded headband1
#691reodorant2
#554right half of a heart necklace1
#1965robotronic egg1
#692rocky raccoon3
#3660rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#1004ruby W1
#212rusty hedge trimmers1
#325rusty metal shaft1
#120rusty speargun1
#190salamander slurry1
#248sand dollar28
#2414sandwich of the gods1
#103scissor duck1
#850scroll of drastic healing21
#65sea lasso2
#849seal tooth4
#1056seal-skull helmet1
#132sewer nuggets255
#611six pack of Mountain Stream2
#109six tiny wedges of goat cheese16
#897skeleton bone14
#942skeleton key1
#121skirt / kilt kit3
#511sleazy bindle1
#293slimy fermented bile bladder22
#287slimy sweetbreads21
#244slingshot1
#235smut orc keepsake box1
#88snailmail bits5
#31snailmail breeches1
#34snailmail coif1
#918soft green echo eyedrop antidote30
#170soggy seed packet5
#660sonar-in-a-biscuit3
#3789spectre scepter1
#547spider web49
#301sponge cake1
#45sponge helmet1
#777spooky bark6
#387spooky bindle2
#626spooky sap12
#134spooky scarecrow2
#332sprocket81
#1103square CRIMBCOOKIE2
#65squirmy violent party snack1
#535star43
#846star chart2
#606star hat1
#280star starfish1
#147stench wad65
#238stinkin' bindle3
#1281stolen accordion6
#425stolen office supplies1
#323stone baseball cap1
#152straw hat1
#1973stuffed Cheshire bitten25
#679stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech67
#1631stuffed angry cow31
#2658stuffed astral badger18
#1697stuffed baby gravy fairy31
#382stuffed can of asparagus11
#2131stuffed cocoabo23
#2477stuffed flaming gravy fairy20
#1266stuffed frozen gravy fairy41
#3239stuffed hand turkey14
#1988stuffed mind flayer26
#714stuffed ninja snowman5
#1795stuffed scary death orb29
#1922stuffed shoulder parrot9
#2794stuffed sleazy gravy fairy17
#3107stuffed snowy owl14
#2921stuffed spooky gravy fairy16
#939stuffed spooky mushroom9
#2446stuffed stinky gravy fairy20
#2468stuffed undead elbow macaroni20
#104stuffed yo-yo9
#269sucker bucket1
#940super-spiky hair gel15
#160superamplified boom box2
#630sweet mochi ball7
#242sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar3
#530swirly potion11
#285sword behind inappropriate prepositions1
#623tamarind-flavored chewing gum9
#970tattered paper crown1
#603tenderizing hammer1
#341terrible poem1
#282that gum you like1
#851thin black candle60
🥇time sleigh1
#69tiny fly glasses4
#53tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker2
#1095tiny house38
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#203tiny plastic Best Game Ever2
#3077tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#226tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ2
#4915tiny plastic Cheshire bat3
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4234tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#225tiny plastic Mr. Mination2
#6120tiny plastic angry goat2
#6168tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#6131tiny plastic cocoabo2
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#8184tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8057tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#8067tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8109tiny plastic mosquito1
#8100tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#508tiny plastic skeletal reindeer3
#8160tiny plastic stab bat1
#6167tiny plastic star starfish2
#107tiny slimy cyst15
#222tires39
#1302toast351
#274tomato juice of powerful power5
#1841towel1
#2209toy jet pack1
#2475toy ray gun1
#2262toy space helmet1
#377triangular CRIMBCOOKIE4
#60turtle pheromones113
#539twinkly nuggets1
#364twinkly powder5
#433twinkly wad216
#609unrefined Mountain Stream syrup1
#2305unstable DNA1
#1355untamable turtle1
#226very overdue library book1
#111vial of The Glistening4
#637viking helmet8
#2756vitachoconutriment capsule1
#292voodoo snuff5
#185wad of slimy rags2
#687walrus-tusk earring1
🥇wand of fudge control1
🥈washboard shield1
#1015white candy heart2
#387white class ring17
#388white picket fence9
#91willowy bonnet1
#814windchimes1
#596wolf mask17
#433wolfman mask14
#595wool hat1
#76world's most unappetizing beverage1
#737worthless gewgaw2
#1041worthless knick-knack1
#784worthless trinket1
#796wussiness potion4
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1447yeti fur5

Wow, that's 6,131 items total!

what items are this player missing?