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Rank	Item	Quantity
#300	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	6
#94	Adventurer bobblehead	1
#59	Affirmation Cookie	2
#28	Agitated Turkey	5
#103	Alewife™ Ale	21
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#54	Ambitious Turkey	20
#32	Amnesiac Ale	2
#1228	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#432	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#38	BOOtonniere	2
#248	BRICKO brick	440
#52	Beignet Milgranet	5
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#209	Blackfly Chardonnay	21
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#12	Bloody Nora	26
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#59	Bordeaux Marteaux	3
#75	Bowlet	1
#30	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#25	Brand of Violence	1
#61	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	2
#585	Bulky Buddy Box	5
#163	C.H.U.M. knife	6
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#97	CSA cheerfulness ration	77
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#37	Centauri fish wine	2
#15	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	14
#119	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#176	Chester's cutoffs	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#78	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#49	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	44
#17	Cool Brunch Pastaco	3
#31	Cornbeefadon	5
#344	Corpse Island iced tea	15
#29	Covers-Your-Head	1
#135	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#69	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	63
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#82	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#12	Crimbojito	55
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#917	Crimbuck	791
#42	DUFRESNE Suds	198
#31	Dark & Starry	3
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#35	Drac & Tan	6
#17	Drapes-You-Regally	1
#9	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	1
#140	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	44
#24	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	13
#177	Eau de Guaneau	3
#12	Energy Buzz Pastaco	5
#629	FDKOL commendation	61
#181	FDKOL hotcakes	28
#30	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	4
#30	Fromage Pinotage	8
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#432	Frosty's frosty mug	3
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#59	Gets-You-Drunk	2
#10	Gin Mint	51
#12	Girdle of Hatred	1
#10	Gnollish sangria	26
#33	Gnomish sagngria	2
#714	Go-Wassail	13
#209	Goodfella contract	245
#30	Great Wolf's headband	1
#12	Great Wolf's left paw	2
#58	Green Velvet	1
#760	Heimandatz's heart	2
#39	Highest Bitter	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#202	Hodgman's blanket	7
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#66	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#41	Hundred Headed IPA	7
#55	Hunger™ Sauce	2
#19	Ice Island Long Tea	28
#879	Imp Ale	91
#409	Instant Karma	15
#39	Jack-O-Lantern beer	17
#135	Jack-in-the-box	37
#623	Jocko Homo's head	3
#20	Jodhpurs of Violence	1
#29	Jungle Juice	3
#76	Knob pasty	9
#27	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	101
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#223	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	2
#17	Lens of Hatred	1
#18	Lens of Violence	1
#383	Let Me Be!	4
#14	Ludovico Pastaco	3
#1112	Mad Train wine	19
#262	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#83	Mark of the Bugbear	3
#32	Mark of the Ghost	10
#85	Mark of the Skeleton	3
#68	Mark of the Vampire	4
#104	Mark of the Werewolf	2
#34	Mark of the Zombie	8
#29	Mayor Ghost's cloak	1
#23	Mayor Ghost's khakis	1
#29	Mayor Ghost's toupee	1
#66	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	68
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#24	Medical Pastaco	1
#45	Mini-Crimbot crate	3
#17	Mint Yulep	15
#289	Mr. Joe's bangles	5
#57	Muschat	3
#10	Mysterious Island iced tea	35
#17	Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	1
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#32	Ol' Scratch's manacles	2
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#94	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#40	Orangemageddon wine cooler	6
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#105	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#142	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	11
#49	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	4
#2366	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#16	Pantaloons of Hatred	1
#23	Pigsticker of Violence	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#20	Quaatorade™	4
#21	R'lyeh	10
#104	Racisto Ruidoso	4
#34	Radberry Rip wine cooler	8
#5	Radio KoL Maracas	1
#212	Ralph IX cognac	1
#525	Ram's Face Lager	23
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#96	Sacramento wine	2
#715	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#7	Science Notebook	2
#357	Sensual Massage for Creeps	4
#69	Shot of Kardashian Gin	1
#20	Simepore slime	10
#78	Sogg-Os	6
#41	Spant eggs	1
#228	Spooky Surprise Egg	71
#11	Staff of the Cozy Fish	1
#627	Summer Nights	2
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#4	TRIO cup of beer	57
#279	Tales from the Fireside	4
#8	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	101
#74	Temps Tempranillo	2
#67	Tequiz Navidad	2
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#324	The Cooler Out of Space	7
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#44	This Charming Flan	3
#18	Thor's Pliers	1
#34	Thriller Ice	3
#28	Thunkula's drinking cap	1
#805	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	2
#428	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#526	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	2
#673	Thwaitgold spider statuette	3
#2349	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#19	Time Cloak	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#38	Transylvania Sling	3
#225	Travels with Jerry	5
#365	Typical Tavern swill	11
#9	Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	2
#32	Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	1
#50	VYKEA mead	2
🥈	Voluminous Radio Hat	1
🥉	Voluminous Radio Pants	1
🥉	Voluminous Radio Sneakers	1
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#18	Warms-Your-Tush	1
#79	Ye Olde Meade	22
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#189	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#53	accidental mutton	1
#1576	adorable seal larva	1
#14	aerogel anvil	1
#13	aerogel ascot	1
#70	agua de vida	104
#91	ancient oil painting of yourself	2
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#97	anticheese	151
#138	arrowgram	11
#203	astral mushroom	73
#107	baby cuddlefish	2
#486	baby killer bee	20
#132	bad penguin egg	1
#34	bad rum and good cola	1
#179	bag of GORF	4
#175	bag of GORP	8
#89	bag of QWOP	73
#32	bag of unfinished business	2
#60	balanced antler	2
#59	bark rootbeer	7
#957	barrrnacle	11
#183	beautiful rainbow	1
#49	beavermouth	251
#293	bed of coals	3
#397	beertini	4
#72	beery blood	3
#42	begpwnia	310
#567	bilge wine	9
#28	bishop cookie	4
#275	black & tan	8
#712	black paisley oyster egg	7
#382	black plastic oyster egg	13
#352	black polka-dot oyster egg	15
#320	black striped oyster egg	15
#130	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	2
#67	blind-packed capsule toy	278
#281	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	21
#10	blood roll-up	2
#17	blood sausage	7
🥇	blood-soaked sponge cake	137
#328	bloody beer	41
#20	bloody kiwitini	1
#187	blue paisley oyster egg	16
#487	blue plastic oyster egg	10
#427	blue polka-dot oyster egg	10
#362	blue striped oyster egg	12
#169	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#38	bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	2
#35	bottle of Greedy Dog	3
#49	bottle of Lambada Lambic	1
#45	bottle of Old Pugilist	2
#186	bottle of Pinot Renoir	9
#48	bottle of Professor Beer	2
#19	bottle of Race Car Red	4
#27	bottle of Rapier Witbier	4
#204	bottle of cooking sherry	9
#27	bottle of fruity "wine"	6
#925	bottle of goofballs	28
#94	bottle of laundry sherry	5
#537	bottle of popskull	2
#83	bottle of wine	20
#223	bowl of fishysoisse	4
#53	bowl of maggots	2
#47	box of bear arms	1
#1648	box of sunshine	100
#105	boxed wine	495
#73	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#963	brine	10
#128	briny vinegar	1
#23	broberry brogurt	3
#40	brocolate brogurt	1
#43	browser cookie	9
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#166	bucket of honey	12
#34	buzzing mushroom wine	2
#31	can of Brütalbräu	5
#42	can of Drooling Monk	3
#68	can of Impetuous Scofflaw	1
#44	can of Rain-Doh	1
#159	can of Swiller	33
#34	can of the cheapest beer	6
#1412	canteen of wine	5
#41	carrot claret	2
#124	carton of rotten eggs	35
#179	centipede eggs	23
#38	chaos popcorn	20
#73	cheap Chinese beer	3
#128	cheer extractor	1
#88	cheerful antler hat	1
#110	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
#81	choco-Crimbot	42
#3274	club necklace	1
#138	clutch of dodecapede eggs	4
#32	cod cape	2
#236	comfy coffin	5
#22	complex mushroom wine	4
#24	contract enforcement stick	163
#90	cool mushroom wine	3
🥉	cooling iron helmet	1
#361	corncob pipe	3
#369	corpse on the beach	14
#57	corpsebite	6
#553	corpsedriver	9
#286	corpsetini	18
#18	crabsicle	1
#238	cream stout	13
#198	crown-shaped beanie	1
#326	cruelty-free wine	6
#173	cup of infinite pencils	9
#195	cup of primitive beer	12
#62	d20	62
#57	d6	59
#67	day-old beer	10
#99	deactivated MicroMechaMech	2
#538	designer handbag	5
#36	deviled egg	37
#3287	diamond necklace	1
#12	dice ring	1
#16	dice-shaped backpack	1
#234	dill	147
#440	disassembled clover	133
#385	distilled fortified wine	6
#53	drafty drawers	1
#42	dread tarragon	1
#15	dreadful roast	9
#53	dream of a dog	2
#25	dried gelatinous cube	1
#21	drive-by shooting	4
#264	drop of water-37	22
#471	dusty bottle of Marsala	24
#469	dusty bottle of Merlot	26
#494	dusty bottle of Muscat	21
#545	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	17
#475	dusty bottle of Port	27
#468	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	22
#20	eau de mort	4
#51	eerie fetish	1
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#38	eighth plague	2
#43	eldritch elixir	3
#64	eldritch mushroom	2
#67	electric Kool-Aid	2
#63	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#35	elemental caipiroska	11
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#72	epic wad	10
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#25	exclusive club	2
#13	executive mime flask	64
#36	expensive champagne	3
#164	extra-greasy slider	15
#175	faded green protest sign	1
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#34	fancy beef jerky	5
#20	filet of The Fish	10
#131	filth-encrusted futon	6
#308	fine wine	19
#1137	fire	3
#39	fire axe	1
#81	fireman's helmet	1
#13	fishin' hat	1
#63	flamin' bindle	8
#89	flaming mushroom wine	5
#45	flask of port	3
#70	flat mushroom wine	3
#56	freezin' bindle	8
#1461	friendly cheez blob	1
#285	frigid air mattress	3
#67	frozen banquet	24
#63	fudge pocket square	1
#1659	fuzzy dice	4
#85	ghost beer	9
#319	ghost cucumber	136
#29	ghost pencil	2
#51	ghost pepper	3
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
🥈	ginger beer	61
#4	gingerbread wine	138
#94	glass of bourbon	6
#31	glass of raw eggs	36
#105	gloomy mushroom wine	6
#158	gold star	6
#237	green beer	68
#250	green candygram	1
#116	green eggnog	1
#45	grilled mooseflank	64
#112	grinning turtle	2
#65	groping claw	1
#26	gunner's daughter	7
#35	guts necklace	2
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#60	hacked gibson	3
#54	half-orchid	209
#91	hand grenegg	2
#1376	handful of confetti	28
#292	handful of honey	11
#84	haunted battery	10
#132	haunted bindle	1
#14	hell in a bucket	11
#626	hideous egg	1
#283	high-energy mining laser	1
🥉	hobo code binder	1
#182	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#11	hobo stogie	2
#110	holiday log	2
#104	hopping socks	3
#17	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	9
#267	hot hi mein	1
#177	hot watered rum	1
#32	hothammer	2
#61	ice porter	10
#36	ice rice	3
#7	ice skates	1
#121	ice stein	3
#32	ice wine	2
#1176	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	16
#616	ice-cold Willer	53
#513	ice-cold fotie	31
#19	iceberg lettuce	2
#44	iced plum wine	3
#83	icy mushroom wine	4
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#158	jar of fermented pickle juice	14
#405	jar of squeeze	2
#372	jar of swamp gas	101
#912	jerky coins	5
#45	junk yard	4
#67	kamicorpse-ee	6
#81	karma shawarma	1
#147	king cookie	1
#1103	kneecapping stick	6
#81	knight cookie	1
#57	knob mushroom wine	4
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
#57	large tankard of ale	1
#290	lavender paisley oyster egg	11
#492	lavender plastic oyster egg	8
#283	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	10
#35	lavender striped oyster egg	54
#23	leftover pasty	5
#282	legitimate business on the beach	1
#412	leprechaun hatchling	1
#34	lesser grodulated violet	635
#219	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#564	lucky bottlecap	1
#28	magical sausage	279
#75	magnificent oyster egg	9
#146	mandarina colada with a fly in it	2
#38	martiny	1
#576	mauve paisley oyster egg	5
#251	mauve plastic oyster egg	13
#524	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	6
#86	mauve striped oyster egg	30
#20	meadeorite	167
#36	megacopia	10
#16	meteoreo	335
#70	mid-level medieval mead	1
#73	mime pocket probe	1
#78	miming beret	1
#137	mini-martini	2
#10	moon-amber necklace	1
#99	moonberry wine cooler	13
#136	mother's secret recipe	1
#8	mourning wine	1
#18	mouth-watering mayolus	4
#32	muddy skirt	1
#165	mugcake	51
#24	mulled berry wine	5
#49	mulled hobo wine	1
#70	natto-infused sake	3
#15	nega-mushroom	74
#33	negotiatin' hammer	50
#196	non-aged vinegar	4
🥇	novelty monorail ticket	1
#292	off-white paisley oyster egg	8
#347	off-white plastic oyster egg	13
#406	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	8
#96	off-white striped oyster egg	25
#89	oily mushroom wine	5
#49	old dry bone	1
#4	old patched suit-pants	3
🥈	old soft shoes	3
#47	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	1
#30	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	7
#28	one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	2
#22	one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	8
#26	overpowering mushroom wine	4
#92	overpriced "imported" beer	3
#777	pack of pogs	8
🥇	packet of tall grass seeds	1
🥇	packet of thanksgarden seeds	1
#36	painting of a glass of wine	47
#243	panhandle panhandling hat	6
#18	party beer bomb	37
#6	party platter for one	56
#190	pear tart	1
#59	peppermint rhino baby	1
#57	perfect cosmopolitan	5
#67	perfect dark and stormy	3
#65	perfect mimosa	3
#69	perfect old-fashioned	2
#27	pet bad vibe	1
#332	phish stick	3
#64	pickled egg	4
#121	pie man was not meant to eat	23
#83	pigeon egg	35
#9	pine cone necklace	1
#47	pixel beer	2
#85	plain old beer	6
#85	plastic bazooka	1
#231	plastic cup of beer	9
#18	plum wine	108
#101	pointy mushroom wine	2
#15	polyester pad	1
#16	polyester parachute	1
#14	polyester pulsera	1
#180	poodle skirt	1
#19	popcorn	30
#16	popular tart	214
#68	premium malt liquor	51
#19	primitive alien booze	5
#114	prismatic wad	68
#29	protection stick	107
#142	puce paisley oyster egg	15
#113	puce plastic oyster egg	25
#223	puce polka-dot oyster egg	15
#408	puce striped oyster egg	6
#38	pumpkin beer	54
#131	pumpkin pie	1
#32	punch-drunk punch	33
#148	purple corpsel	2
#206	queen cookie	3
#301	radiation-resistant helmet	1
#35	radio button candy	33
#237	red ale	4
#161	red balloon	2
#109	red paisley oyster egg	24
#1391	red plastic oyster egg	3
#155	red polka-dot oyster egg	16
#47	red red wine	62
#46	red-headed corpse	8
#28	reindeer hammer	1
#25	reindeer sickle	1
#21	remorseless knife	4
#45	reusable shopping bag	1
#10	reverse Tantalus	14
#183	roasted marshmallow	216
#50	robin's egg	1
#76	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	4
#70	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	6
#73	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	6
#64	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	6
#58	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	12
#63	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	9
#56	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	13
#76	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	4
#65	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	8
#212	robotronic egg	110
#95	roll of Hob-Os	17
#77	rook cookie	1
#8	saffron antaravasaka	1
#6	saffron uttarasanga	1
#1710	sandwich of the gods	2
#56	sausage wonton	5
#212	scintillating oyster egg	1
#299	servo-assisted exo-pants	1
🥇	silent nightlight	1
#31	skeleton quiche	4
#130	skull of the Bonerdagon	13
#80	sleazy bindle	7
#42	slime-covered club	1
#51	smooth mushroom wine	1
#43	snow crab	5
#53	snowstick	1
#19	software bug	1
#2038	solid gold bowling ball	3
#183	soul doorbell	1
#36	space port	5
#3319	spade necklace	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#101	spectral pickle	246
#102	spice melange	2
#62	splendid martini	1
#107	spooky bindle	8
#833	spooky hockey mask	2
#107	spooky mushroom wine	4
#551	spooky pirate skeleton	1
#93	stained mattress	9
#33	steel drivin' hammer	69
#131	stinkin' bindle	5
#56	stinky mushroom wine	6
#71	strange helix fossil	1
#466	strawberry wine	1
#486	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	92
#1436	stuffed Cheshire bitten	35
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#1743	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	29
#690	stuffed Meat	69
#1829	stuffed alien blob	3
#1153	stuffed angry cow	44
#1531	stuffed astral badger	34
#1288	stuffed baby gravy fairy	40
#1030	stuffed cocoabo	46
#591	stuffed crazy bastard sword	11
#897	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	55
#1543	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	34
#1246	stuffed hand turkey	41
#515	stuffed key	116
#1293	stuffed martini	4
#1184	stuffed mind flayer	44
#607	stuffed mink	78
#612	stuffed monocle	78
#1217	stuffed scary death orb	42
#737	stuffed shoulder parrot	29
#1789	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	29
#1476	stuffed snowy owl	34
#1337	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	39
#1687	stuffed spooky mushroom	4
#1100	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	45
#621	stuffed teddy butler	78
#739	stuffed tin of caviar	65
#487	stuffed treasure chest	119
#1773	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	29
#16	sweet party mix	37
#55	swirling mushroom wine	1
#64	synthetic marrow	16
#22	tailbone shield	3
#134	tangarita with a fly in it	2
#152	tankard of ale	4
#105	tasty tart	15
#2032	teddy bear	1
#22	tempura avocado	4
#23	tempura carrot	4
#31	tempura cucumber	2
#53	tempura radish	1
#50	the funk	25
#79	thermos full of Knob coffee	11
#40	thick walrus blubber	240
#229	thistle wine	13
🥇	time sleigh	1
#17	time-twitching toolbelt	1
#33	tin magnolia	616
#32	tiny bomb	243
#162	tiny bottle of absinthe	170
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#3991	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#1763	tiny plastic Axe Wound	4
#1156	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#266	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#2815	tiny plastic Black Knight	2
#2050	tiny plastic Boss Bat	2
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#656	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	6
#220	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#1157	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#4312	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4231	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#88	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#100	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#100	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#827	tiny plastic Father McGruber	4
#2056	tiny plastic Felonia	2
#283	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#1753	tiny plastic G Imp	4
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#800	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	1
#2172	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	3
#1082	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	7
#1116	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	2
#1460	tiny plastic Hellion	5
#1470	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	5
#167	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#2059	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	2
#1450	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	5
#1476	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	5
#2775	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	2
#821	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	9
#76	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#72	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#134	tiny plastic MechaElf	2
#1318	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#2766	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	2
#2785	tiny plastic Protagonist	2
#876	tiny plastic Queen Bee	2
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#767	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	5
#1441	tiny plastic Spam Witch	5
#1224	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	6
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#1192	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	4
#2061	tiny plastic The Man	2
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#171	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#2832	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	2
#237	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#2160	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	3
#76	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#302	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#2859	tiny plastic angry bugbear	2
#1121	tiny plastic angry space marine	2
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#1084	tiny plastic anime smiley	7
#243	tiny plastic animelf	1
#2794	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	2
#3981	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#8131	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#1099	tiny plastic batbugbear	2
#2165	tiny plastic beanbat	3
#988	tiny plastic bee swarm	3
#836	tiny plastic beebee gunners	4
#844	tiny plastic beebee queue	4
#991	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	5
#960	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	3
#850	tiny plastic blazing bat	4
#2201	tiny plastic blooper	3
#2851	tiny plastic brainsweeper	2
#1218	tiny plastic briefcase bat	6
#1344	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#862	tiny plastic buzzerker	4
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#8225	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#264	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#2098	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	2
#2154	tiny plastic cubist bull	3
#3940	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#1453	tiny plastic drunk goat	5
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1740	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	4
#3912	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#668	tiny plastic fire servant	3
#1072	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	7
#1415	tiny plastic fruit golem	5
#6160	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	2
#1713	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	4
#1236	tiny plastic goth giant	6
#1053	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	7
#964	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	3
#1245	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	6
#8105	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#1346	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#973	tiny plastic mumblebee	3
#3997	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#884	tiny plastic peacannon	2
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#59	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#8104	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#1780	tiny plastic scary clown	4
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#1059	tiny plastic senile lihc	7
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#1737	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	4
#1127	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#3839	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8228	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3939	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8164	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#1742	tiny plastic taco cat	4
#225	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#685	tiny plastic the Free Man	3
#2154	tiny plastic topiary golem	3
#313	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4484	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#2755	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	2
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#177	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#2125	tiny plastic warwelf	3
#2110	tiny plastic whitesnake	3
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#1474	tiny plastic zmobie	5
#545	toast	1,679
#51	tonguebone	1
#941	towel	7
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#50	transparent pants	1
#48	twinkly powder	1,071
#101	twinkly wad	5,615
#37	two meat muck	6
#59	unflavored wine cooler	50
#27	unidentified drink	286
#1129	unusual disco ball	2
#63	upsy daisy	241
#50	used beer	5
#275	useless powder	581
#8	vengeful spirit	5
#29	very fancy whiskey	10
#52	vial of hot blood	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
🥉	warm war shawarma	57
#46	wasabi-infused sake	8
#41	wax banana	1
#159	white candygram	3
#39	white wine	7
#12	wicker ticker	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#98	wind-up meatcar	109
#83	wine spritzer	15
#95	wriggling severed nose	1
#202	yellow glowstick	7
#382	yellow paisley oyster egg	7
#367	yellow plastic oyster egg	16
#130	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	15
#124	yellow striped oyster egg	17
#194	yule gruel	1
#104	yule pup	1
#54	zombie	3
#19	zombie accordion	1
#77	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#21	zombie mariachi hat	1
#29	zombie mariachi pants	1
#476	zombie pineal gland	10

Wow, that's 25,069 items total!

what items are this player missing?