| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #62 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 5 |
| #56 | Crimbo candle | 5 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #778 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 7 |
| #12 | Dreadsylvanian clockwork key | 1 |
| #42 | FantasyRealm key | 1 |
| #346 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #394 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #486 | NPZR chemistry set | 4 |
| #333 | Schrödinger's thermos | 60 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| 🥇 | Superhero Reboots | 1 |
| #226 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #383 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #855 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #265 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #113 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 7 |
| #405 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #176 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 4 |
| #1155 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #766 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #908 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #48 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 6 |
| #241 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 2 |
| #260 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #694 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 5 |
| #363 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #446 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 6 |
| #762 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #1241 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #61 | VYKEA hex key | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| 🥈 | Voluminous Radio Hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Sneakers | 1 |
| #15 | abstraction: joy | 37 |
| #274 | acid-squirting flower | 13 |
| #734 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #75 | antique bottle opener | 10 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #608 | antique record album | 3 |
| #298 | antique souvenir drawing | 3 |
| #216 | battered Crimbo Crate | 61 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #86 | blue tulip | 3 |
| #52 | bonsai tree | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #433 | box of sunshine | 829 |
| #91 | brand new key | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #29 | clockwork chef head | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #365 | colorful plastic ball | 50 |
| #587 | corrupted data | 8 |
| #79 | death blossom | 6 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #117 | deluxe fax machine | 3 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #130 | dusty Crimbo crate | 59 |
| #359 | [2426]fire flower | 3 |
| #66 | floaty inverse geode | 3 |
| #207 | fossilized bat skull | 3 |
| #29 | frost flower | 52 |
| #63 | funky junk key | 1 |
| 🥇 | funny paper hat | 1 |
| #126 | ghost key | 1 |
| #178 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #88 | grip key | 1 |
| #60 | hotel minibar key | 1 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #39 | joybuzzer | 433 |
| #196 | lost key | 1 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #603 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #635 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #635 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #631 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #117 | magical pony: Uniquity | 29 |
| #182 | mime eraser | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #215 | mummy costume | 34 |
| #24 | mummy wrapping | 1,352 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #177 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #68 | pack of pogs | 266 |
| #85 | pile of loose snow | 2 |
| #26 | poppy | 137 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #19 | pretty bouquet | 777 |
| #81 | pretty flower | 6,557 |
| #222 | pumpkinhead mask | 37 |
| #227 | quantum taco | 104 |
| #75 | red tulip | 4 |
| #35 | rockfish stomach | 50 |
| #123 | rose | 24 |
| #143 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #7 | sardine can key | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #169 | simple ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #615 | sleeping stocking | 3 |
| #69 | soul doorbell | 6 |
| #78 | squeaky toy rose | 1 |
| #671 | squirming egg sac | 8 |
| #337 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #85 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 220 |
| #15 | tarnished luggage key | 1 |
| #127 | tropical orchid | 29 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #248 | tulip | 2 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #88 | white tulip | 3 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #207 | wolfman mask | 38 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |