Museum :: D L

D L

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#122	37x37x37 puzzle cube	21
#450	A. W. O. L. commendation	11
#25	Alice's Army booster box	1
#37	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	7
#227	Amulet of Yendor	102
#147	Ancient Saucehelm	11
#81	Angelhair Culottes	10
#134	Argarggagarg's fang	10
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1045	BGE merchandise order form	1
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#83	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	10
#184	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	3
#35	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	135
#825	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#209	Belt of Howling Anger	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#218	Bling of the New Wave	6
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#65	Blue Diamond of Honesty	7
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#100	Bonerdagon necklace	79
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#614	Boss Bat bling	5
#122	Boss Bat britches	89
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
🥈	Bugfinder Blade	1
🥈	Byte	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2098	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1940	CRIMBCO wine	1
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#89	Claw of the Infernal Seal	10
#214	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#432	Codpiece of the Goblin King	18
#78	Coily™	1
#97	Colander of Em-er'il	14
#350	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	7
#1481	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#12	Crimbo hat	1
#8	Crimbo pants	1
#11	Crimbo sword	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#2115	Crimbuck	28
#50	Crown of Thrones	1
#154	Crown of the Goblin King	120
#1538	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#160	Disco 'Fro Pick	12
#40	Dolphin King's crown	92
#41	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	93
#178	Drowsy Sword	104
#13	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
#83	El Sombrero De Lopez	19
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#42	Elder Turtle Shell	22
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#787	FDKOL commendation	11
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#66	Galapagosian Cuisses	12
#12	Game Grid valued membership card	1
#64	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	12
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#479	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	5
#82	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	5
#196	Go-Wassail	100
#85	Golden Mr. Accessory	1
#144	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	7
#54	Greatest American Pants	1
#208	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#297	Green Clover of Justice	7
#57	Hanukkimbo dreidl	1
#223	Heimandatz's heart	7
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#764	Iron Beta of Industry	7
#1195	Jack-in-the-box	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#17	Jarlsberg's pan	1
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#44	Jekyllin hide belt	1
#259	Jocko Homo's head	7
#60	Juju Mojo Mask	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#89	Krakrox's Loincloth	10
#88	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	14
#17	Lead Zeta of Chastity	7
#84	Lederhosen of the Night	14
#134	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#31	Little Crimson Book	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#230	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	104
#155	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	406
#92	Mae West with a fly in it	4
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#92	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	31
#403	Meat detector	1
🥇	Meatcleaver	1
#60	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#5	Meteoid ice beam	1
#980	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#890	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#750	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#985	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#999	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#579	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#918	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1009	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#952	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#962	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#16	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#15	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	1
#11	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#13	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	1
#320	Misty Cloak	2
#134	Misty Robe	18
#438	Mob Penguin protection contract	5
#29	Moon Pie	10
#163	Mr. Accessory	1
#93	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#131	Mr. Haggis	15
#34	Ms. Accessory	1
#150	Newman's Own Trousers	7
#649	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	7
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#51	Operation Patriot Shield	1
#300	Orange Star of Sacrifice	7
#102	Order of the Silver Wossname	7
🥈	Peppermint Pip Packet	1
#148	Pink Heart of Spirit	7
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#776	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#892	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#887	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#20	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	7
#5	Radio Free Baseball Cap	1
#5	Radio Free Foil	1
🥉	Radio Free Pants	1
#26	Red Balloon of Valor	7
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#90	Safari Jack's moustache	12
#25	Scalp of Gorgolok	32
#50	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	1
#194	Shield of Icy Fate	1
#20	Snow Suit	1
#10	Space Trip safety headphones	1
#5	Spooky Putty sheet	1
#861	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	5
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#21	Staff of the Soupbone	10
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#212	Sword of Dark Omens	1
🥈	Sword of Procedural Generation	1
#63	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	1
#614	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	10
#611	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	10
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#622	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	10
#384	Tales of the Word Realms	1
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#103	The Mariachi's guitar case	14
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#171	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	6
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#1015	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#142	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	15
#1945	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#258	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	13
#255	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	3
#458	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	15
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#1099	Time Juice	5
#70	Travoltan trousers	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#143	UV monocular	1
#260	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	50
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#38	Uranium Omega of Temperance	7
#47	V for Vivala mask	1
#1189	Valentine	10
#216	Volartta's bellbottoms	6
🥈	Voluminous Radio Hat	1
🥉	Voluminous Radio Pants	1
🥉	Voluminous Radio Sneakers	1
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#113	Yakisoba's hat	10
#473	Yellow Moon of Compassion	7
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#211	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	6
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#110	actual reality goggles	21
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#265	adorable seal larva	9
#29	affordable teak perch	1
#90	airblaster gun	34
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#20	amphibious tophat	1
#71	anger blaster	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#35	ant antidepressant	1
#270	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#44	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
#769	aspirin	1
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
#115	attention spanner	1
#229	badass belt	153
#133	badger badge	1
#196	bag of airline peanuts	140
#132	bag of many confections	1
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#76	ballpark hot daub	1
#86	banana supersucker	10
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#1427	bath ball gift set	1
#255	bejeweled cufflinks	17
#44	bewitching boots	1
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#147	black candy heart	92
#190	black spot	4
#147	black-and-blue light	419
#138	blank diary	1
#78	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	4
#23	blue canary nightlight	1
#160	blue plasma ball	401
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#213	bone collar	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#10	bottle of Cochon Noir	1
#233	bottle of bubbles	50
#146	bottle of fire	100
#43	bottle of moontan lotion	1
#43	bottle of perfume	1
#72	bottle-rocket crossbow	1
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#142	bow staff	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#46	box of bear arms	1
#6256	box of sunshine	3
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#29	brass crank handle	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#41	brazen bracelet	1
#276	brick	140
#69	broken cellular phone	100
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#44	bugged bÃ¶n±Ã©t	1
#70	bugged balaclava	1
#68	bugged beanie	1
#28	cactus monocle	1
#73	calle de miel with a fly in it	4
#516	can of Binarrrca	18
#44	can of Rain-Doh	1
#546	can of fake snow	1
#164	can of starch	1
#145	can-you-dig-it?	1
#57	candied yam pinky ring	1
#44	cane-mail pants	1
#31	cane-mail shirt	1
#39	charpuce jub-jub bird	1
#653	cheap plastic bottle opener	10
#157	cheap studded belt	391
#997	cheap toaster	2
#55	chiptune guitar	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#865	chunk of depleted Grimacite	10
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#24	classy monkey	52
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#201	clown hammer	139
#519	club necklace	13
#56	coffee pixie stick	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#26	comfy blanket	1
#122	confusing LED clock	61
#31	cotton candy cordial	1
#138	cracker	1
#35	crimsilion jub-jub bird	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#31	crystal decanter	1
#40	crystalline seal eye	1
#36	cursed breeches	1
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#314	cursed scrunchie	1
#138	cymbal syrup	104
#124	das boot	1
#32	dead guy's memento	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#216	defective skull	110
#59	dental pliers	1
#60	depleted uranium seal figurine	10
#360	designer handbag	8
#563	diamond necklace	12
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#96	distention pill	2
#79	double-ice box	1
#103	double-ice britches	1
#170	double-ice cap	1
#68	doubt cannon	1
#135	drop of water-37	100
#60	drywall axe	153
#81	duct tape buckler	1
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#109	duct tape shirt	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
#80	easter egg balloon	139
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#635	empty agua de vida bottle	165
#248	empty blowgun	10
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#207	encoder ring	96
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#162	explosion-flavored chewing gum	157
#746	extra-greasy slider	1
#29	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	1
#289	extra-see-thru nightie	1
#45	extra-strength rubber bands	1
#314	extremely skinny jeans	1
#22	eye 'n' horn shampoo	1
#402	eye-pod	1
#86	facsimile dictionary	94
#171	fake fake vomit	171
#167	fake hand	155
#291	false eyelashes	1
#14	fancy black tie	1
#173	fancy opera glasses	24
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#34	farfalle bow tie	1
#62	fear condenser	1
#184	fiery wing	37
#37	fin-bit wax	1
#64	finger cuffs	1
#39	fire axe	1
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#86	fishy wand	1
#79	fistful of ashes	65
#57	fixed-gear bicycle	1
#379	flaming glowsticks	1
#18	flaming nose	1
#9	flaming pink shirt	1
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#144	flavored foot massage oil	413
#7	floaty rock helmet	1
#7	floaty rock necklace	1
#7	floaty rock pants	1
#84	flyest of shirts	1
#6	foam commodore's hat	1
#132	foam dart	430
#11	foam naval trousers	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
🥈	fossilized necklace	1
#409	friendly cheez blob	6
#3426	fruitcake	1
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#244	fudgecule	10,000
#158	funky brass fez	1
#172	fuzzy busby	19
#1240	fuzzy dice	5
#165	fuzzy earmuffs	19
#162	garish pinky ring	26
#56	gazing shoes	1
#189	gearbox necklace	5
#99	giant book of ancient carols	1
#161	giant candy cane	1
#254	giant designer sunglasses	18
#60	giant discarded bottlecap	65
#122	giant discarded plastic fork	64
#190	giant discarded torn-up glove	23
#89	giant pinky ring	140
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#38	gilded BRICKO brick	1
#45	gill rings	1
#225	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#326	gold wedding ring	20
#14	googly-ball hat	1
#6	googly-heart hat	1
#11	googly-star hat	1
#70	grape troll doll	1
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#919	green beer	10
#81	green pixie spog	1
#195	grue egg	110
#276	guard turtle collar	1
#26	gummi ammonite	10
#29	gummi belemnite	10
#67	gummi bowtie	1
#27	gummi trilobite	10
#101	haggis socks	38
#101	haggis-infused soap	48
#105	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	34
#150	haiku katana	1
#26	half-height unicycle	1
#366	handful of confetti	103
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#143	hardened slime pants	1
#56	hardware upgrade	1
#533	heart necklace	13
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#101	heart of the volcano	59
#60	helm of the white knight	1
#83	home robotics kit	27
#11	honey dipper	1
#8	honeybritches	1
#19	honeycap	1
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#231	hot egg	1
#358	hot pink lipstick	1
#729	hypodermic needle	1
#11	ice pick	1
#325	iced-out bling	1
#101	icicle katana	1
#134	imitation nice watch	1
#35	imitation whetstone	1
#11	immense ballet shoes	1
#13	inflatable baseball bat	1
#63	insane tophat	1
#78	ironic moustache	1
#6	ittah bittah hookah	1
#32	jalapeño slices	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#189	jazz soap	145
#221	jerky coins	100
#85	jewel-eyed wizard hat	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#209	joybuzzer	134
#21	kitty sheet music	1
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#99	kumquat supersucker	10
#267	lawn dart	1
#1295	lead necklace	1
#46	leather aviator's cap	1
#170	letterman's jacket	1
#938	lewd playing card	1
#53	licorice boa	1
#328	limburger biker boots	1
#85	lime supersucker	10
#105	little box of fireworks	1
#49	little parachute guy	1
#24	little wooden mannequin	1
#433	loaded serum blowgun	10
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#12	lucky Tam O'Shanter	1
#48	lucky rabbit's foot	80
#205	macaroni duck	9
#240	magical ice cube with a fly in it	115
#84	magicberry tablets	56
#102	magnetic sculpture kit	14
#387	magnifying glass	1
#248	makeshift cape	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#86	mandarina colada with a fly in it	4
#750	many-eyed glasses	1
🥇	mayfly bait necklace	1
#335	meatcar model	1
#199	menorette	1
#99	metal mandible	1
#33	metallic foil bow	1
#42	metallic foil radar dish	1
#35	metrognome	1
#37	microwave stogie	1
#26	miniature Jacob's ladder	1
#145	miniature antlers	1
#303	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	1
#31	miniature castagnets	1
#6	miniature deck cannon	1
#137	miniature dormouse	1
#123	miniature espresso maker	1
#22	miniature gravy-covered maypole	1
#22	miniature tophat	1
#25	miniscule beatbox	1
#51	mint-condition magic wand	1
#49	mirrored aviator shades	1
#108	misfit dolly	1
#106	misfit hobby horse	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#137	molten brick	100
#36	molten medallion	1
#47	monstrous monocle	1
#123	mood ring	113
#364	moonglasses	1
#1340	motivational poster	1
#40	moveable feast	1
#37	musty moccasins	1
#47	mysterious silver lapel pin	37
#22	nanorhino credit card	1
#125	natty blue ascot	3
#80	naughty origami kit	1
#33	navel ring of navel gazing	1
#125	nurse's hat	1
#78	obsidian dagger	104
#96	old school calculator watch	38
#608	old sweatpants	105
#642	orange glowstick	3
#30	orange traffic cone	1
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#28	ornamental sextant	1
#70	overclocked avian microprocessor	1
#1956	oversized fish scaler	1
#1889	oyster basket	1
#366	pack of KWE trading card	9
#392	pack of pogs	50
🥇	packet of dragon's teeth	1
#140	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#396	palm-frond toupee	1
#34	pants of the Slug Lord	75
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#12	papier-mâchuridars	1
#15	papier-masque	1
#15	papier-mitre	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#189	parasitic tentacles	1
#75	pat-a-cake pendant	15
#663	peanut brittle shield	1
#75	pear supersucker	10
#70	penguin-smacking club	1
#67	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	4
#174	personal massager	187
#172	personalized coffee mug	431
#30	pet anemone	1
#231	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	110
#173	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	157
#495	petrified time	1
#332	phish stick	3
#293	pig-iron bracers	1
#308	pig-iron helm	1
#282	pig-iron shinguards	1
#82	pilgrim shield	1
#66	pixel morning star	1
#36	plastic bib	1
#95	plastic pumpkin bucket	1
#18	plastic spider ring	1
🥇	plastic vampire fangs	1
#27	plush alielf	1
#16	plush alien hamsterpus	1
#17	plush dogcat	1
#16	plush ferrelf	1
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#219	sucker kabuto	1
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#10	super-sweet boom box	1
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#83	suspicious-looking fedora	1
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#325	tiny Mountie hat	1
#29	tiny ballet slippers	1
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#92	tiny costume wardrobe	1
#185	tiny fly glasses	1
#382	tiny knife and fork	1
#101	tiny makeup kit	1
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#3873	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#1355	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#3908	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3883	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
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#3872	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3893	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#777	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
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#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#17	tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress	1
#1318	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#3859	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3871	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1138	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
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#1339	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#3904	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#3061	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
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#3925	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
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#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
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#3855	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
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#4541	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
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#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#1375	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#3939	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#3974	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3978	tiny plastic astronomer	1
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#4477	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
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#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3953	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3906	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#1342	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#1343	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#8093	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8218	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3174	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3935	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3875	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
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#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
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#1129	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
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#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
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#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
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#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
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#3891	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
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#1342	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#8109	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1337	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
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#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
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#4466	tiny plastic sauceror	1
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#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#1126	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8223	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8160	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8135	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#127	tiny plastic sword	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#3857	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#3873	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3847	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#13	tiny prop sword	1
#1124	tiny shaker of salt	1
#27	tiny sombrero	1
#52	tiny top hat and cane	1
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#77	toy six-seater hovercraft	1
#478	tree skirt	1
#600	tropical paperweight	1
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#158	tuning fork	1
#4	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	1
#29	unspeakable lozenges	1
#163	untamable turtle	11
#452	unusual disco ball	6
#58	velvet choker	1
#51	vinyl shield	1
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#24	wax lips	1
#23	wax pants	1
#78	weegee sqouija	1
#183	whoopie cushion	153
#91	willowy bonnet	1
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#29	woimbook	1
#61	woolen cravat	1
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#5	wrapping paper	1
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#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#218	x-ray specs	101
#193	yellow snowcone	155
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#475	zombie pineal gland	10

Wow, that's 24,649 items total!

what items are this player missing?