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| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #10 | Radio KoL Antenna Ball | 1 |
| #8 | Radio KoL Bottle Opener | 1 |
| #4 | Radio KoL Flashlight | 1 |
| #11 | Radio KoL Keychain | 1 |
| #5 | Radio KoL Maracas | 1 |
| #7 | Radio KoL Patch | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| 🥇 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1,213 |
| #15 | Sinful Desires | 132 |
| #1295 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| 🥈 | Voluminous Radio Hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Sneakers | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #266 | antique hand mirror | 13 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #68 | big bad voodoo mask | 13 |
| #54 | black candygram | 1 |
| #670 | black snowcone | 2 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #582 | blue snowcone | 6 |
| #173 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #679 | box of sunshine | 456 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #141 | cursed black pearl onion | 13 |
| #134 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 13 |
| #152 | cursed bottle of rum | 13 |
| #35 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #120 | cursed cannonball | 13 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #132 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 13 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #138 | cursed sea biscuit | 13 |
| #128 | cursed voodoo skull | 13 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #458 | delicious salad | 110 |
| #206 | dense meat stack | 3,000 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #493 | dollhive | 16 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| 🥉 | flavored foot massage oil | 10,029 |
| #541 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #2538 | golden ring | 5 |
| #449 | green snowcone | 16 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #99 | lewd playing card | 22 |
| #60 | lifeless meat doll | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #556 | orange snowcone | 10 |
| #13 | personal massager | 2,041 |
| #158 | pink candygram | 3 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #228 | plain brown wrapper | 2 |
| #491 | purple snowcone | 16 |
| #601 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #645 | red snowcone | 4 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| 🥈 | scented massage oil | 2,358 |
| #254 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #35 | towel | 202 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1590 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #276 | white candygram | 1 |
| #69 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #191 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #279 | yellow candygram | 2 |
| #1777 | yellow snowcone | 3 |