| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #105 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| #16 | 4-dimensional fez | 18 |
| #9 | 5-hour acrimony | 3,508 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #64 | 8-billed baseball cap | 1 |
| #78 | 8-bit banana | 1 |
| #35 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #409 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #20 | A Guide to Safari | 1 |
| #190 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 36 |
| #98 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| 🥉 | Admiral's hat | 1 |
| #4 | Adventurer bobblehead | 13 |
| #36 | Aerheads | 1 |
| #72 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #39 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
| #37 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 1 |
| #37 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Dervish | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #30 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 1 |
| #31 | Alice's Army Foil Horseman | 1 |
| #28 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Martyr | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #15 | Alice's Army Foil Sniper | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #94 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #19 | Antagonistic Snowman Kit | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #25 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #142 | Atomic Comic | 3 |
| #180 | Atomic Pop | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #289 | BGE merchandise order form | 14 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #575 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #55 | BOOterfinger | 5 |
| #13 | BOOtonniere | 6 |
| #16 | BRAINS shorts | 98 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #111 | Baja sopapilla | 7 |
| #19 | Bal-musette accordion | 2 |
| #842 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #29 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 83 |
| #80 | Batfellow comic | 1 |
| #208 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| 🥉 | Belt of Loathing | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #84 | Big Punk | 3 |
| #373 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 6 |
| #70 | Bit O' Quail Spleen | 1 |
| #14 | BittyCar HotCar | 2 |
| #10 | BittyCar MeatCar | 2 |
| #9 | BittyCar SoulCar | 2 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #22 | Black Bart's Booty | 1 |
| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #148 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| #21 | Blood Light | 157 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #8 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 88 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #36 | Bonestabber | 1 |
| #14 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 11 |
| #201 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #20 | Boss Drops | 121 |
| #94 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #29 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 36 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre brorts | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre bucket hat | 1 |
| #76 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 3 |
| #65 | Bugbearclaw Donut | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #89 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 3 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #94 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 6 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #293 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1392 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #846 | CRIMBCO scrip | 100 |
| #1268 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 17 |
| #302 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 8 |
| #23 | Cajun accordion | 2 |
| #32 | Can of Spaghetto | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #50 | Carol of the Bulls | 3 |
| #49 | Carol of the Hells | 3 |
| #51 | Carol of the Thrills | 3 |
| #134 | Carpathian longsword | 1 |
| #21 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 8 |
| #19 | Celsius 233 | 3 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #133 | Cerebral Crossbow | 2 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #63 | Cheer-Up soda | 11 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #54 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #53 | Chester's cutoffs | 2 |
| #30 | Chester's moustache | 3 |
| #29 | Chester's muscle shirt | 2 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #22 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 2 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #13 | Chroner | 5,139 |
| #15 | Chroner cross | 1 |
| #17 | Chroner trigger | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #113 | Clara's bell | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #165 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #214 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #230 | Cold Hots candy | 41 |
| #19 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #66 | Comet Drop | 1 |
| #349 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 7 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #110 | Corpse Island iced tea | 45 |
| #28 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbeau de toilette | 11 |
| #673 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #204 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 13 |
| #25 | Crimbo candle | 11 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbo salad | 7 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #39 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 3 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #42 | Crimbolex watch | 3 |
| #35 | Crimbomega drive chain | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #158 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 12 |
| #31 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 3 |
| #37 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 3 |
| #30 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 3 |
| #33 | Crimbot battery | 111 |
| #163 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 23 |
| #186 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 2 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 9 |
| #116 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 4 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #146 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 3 |
| #55 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 9 |
| #95 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 6 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Face | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #205 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #182 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 20 |
| #95 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 5 |
| #26 | Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 1 |
| #219 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #178 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 19 |
| #185 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 7 |
| #65 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 7 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #165 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 23 |
| #152 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 3 |
| #216 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #24 | Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #117 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 14 |
| #14 | Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt | 1 |
| #199 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 16 |
| #179 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 7 |
| #175 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 19 |
| #126 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 4 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 1 |
| #23 | Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs | 2 |
| #13 | Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #42 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 11 |
| #936 | Crimbuck | 761 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #31 | D roll | 321 |
| #288 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #170 | DUFRESNE Suds | 11 |
| #568 | Daffy Taffy | 51 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #88 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 3 |
| #780 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 7 |
| #6 | Dinsey's brain | 2 |
| #10 | Dinsey's glove | 2 |
| #6 | Dinsey's oculus | 2 |
| #6 | Dinsey's pants | 2 |
| #4 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 2 |
| #4 | Dinsey's radar dish | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #40 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 9 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #16 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #27 | Dragonscale breastplate | 1 |
| #17 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge | 4 |
| #63 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 176 |
| #8 | Dreadsylvanian clockwork key | 2 |
| #21 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 15 |
| 🥉 | Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie | 6 |
| #27 | Dreadsylvanian skeleton key | 1 |
| #13 | Dreadsylvanian stew | 1 |
| #26 | Drip harness | 1 |
| #98 | Drizzlers™ Black Licorice | 1 |
| #4 | Drunkula's bell | 1 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #7 | Drunkula's ring of haze | 1 |
| #28 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #8 | Drunkula's wineglass | 1 |
| #28 | Duke Vampire's regal cloak | 1 |
| #13 | Dungeon Fist gauntlet | 1 |
| #123 | Dust bunny | 11 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #15 | Ecto-Cooler | 65 |
| #98 | Effermint™ tablets | 42 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #26 | El Vibrato power sphere | 98 |
| #89 | El Vibrato restraints | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #29 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 2 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #39 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 3 |
| #20 | Ellsbury's journal | 3 |
| #20 | Ellsbury's skull | 4 |
| #60 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| #85 | Elvish delight | 5 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #23 | Engorged Sausages and You | 1 |
| 🥇 | Essence of Annoyance | 1 |
| #14 | Essence of Bear | 1 |
| #123 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 4 |
| #236 | FDKOL commendation | 2,457 |
| #10 | FDKOL fire hose | 2 |
| #162 | FDKOL hotcakes | 40 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #102 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 1 |
| #32 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 118 |
| #137 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 1 |
| #139 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 1 |
| #145 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 1 |
| #43 | FantasyRealm key | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #169 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #32 | Finnish Fish | 3 |
| 🥇 | First Post shirt - Cir Senam | 1 |
| #75 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 1 |
| #81 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 4 |
| #29 | Freddy Kruegerand | 861 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #25 | Friendliness Beverage | 321 |
| #67 | Frigid Northern Beans | 1 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #61 | Frosty's frosty mug | 32 |
| 🥉 | Frosty's iceball | 3 |
| #27 | Frosty's nailbat | 3 |
| #33 | Frosty's old silk hat | 3 |
| #30 | Frosty's snowball sack | 2 |
| #25 | Frown Exerciser | 2 |
| #344 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 2 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #16 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
| #20 | Gabarbar | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Garland of Greatness | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #59 | Gets-You-Drunk | 2 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #742 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| #252 | Go-Wassail | 79 |
| #4 | Goggles of Loathing | 1 |
| #47 | Good 'n' Quiet | 3 |
| #102 | Good 'n' Slimy | 1 |
| #107 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #11 | Great Wolf's beastly trousers | 1 |
| #6 | Great Wolf's headband | 3 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| 🥉 | Great Wolf's lice | 2 |
| #24 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| 🥉 | Great Wolf's rocket launcher | 2 |
| #207 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #99 | Green Clover of Justice | 16 |
| #34 | Grey Guanon | 1 |
| #44 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #252 | Gummi-DNA | 3 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #6 | Gummi-Memory | 1 |
| #136 | Gummy Brains | 1 |
| #5 | Guzzlr hat | 1 |
| #5 | HOA citation pad | 1 |
| 🥈 | HOA regulation book | 2 |
| #7 | HOA zombie eyes | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #61 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 91 |
| #66 | Hellfire Spicy Beans | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #8 | Helps-You-Sleep | 1 |
| #52 | Hersey™ SMOOCH | 2 |
| #92 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #84 | Hodgman's blanket | 14 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #10 | Hodgman's cane | 3 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #12 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 3 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's imaginary hamster | 1 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #44 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 2 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #48 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 2 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #66 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #7 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 2 |
| #20 | Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book! | 1 |
| #11 | Horsery contract | 1 |
| #73 | Hot 'n' Scarys | 1 |
| #86 | How to Play Othello | 6 |
| #20 | Hunger™ Sauce | 7 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #55 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #347 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #156 | Inner Strength | 3 |
| #52 | Inner Truth | 5 |
| #92 | Inner Wisdom | 4 |
| #17 | Instant Karma | 539 |
| #12 | Iron Beta of Industry | 360 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #5 | Jeans of Loathing | 1 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #42 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 53 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #398 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 11 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #62 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #14 | LOV Entrance Pass | 3 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #35 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 115 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #90 | Lars the Cyberian | 4 |
| #61 | Lavalos's shell | 1 |
| #7 | Law of Averages | 2 |
| #6 | Lazenby's Life Lesson | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #17 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #18 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #136 | Liam's mail | 1 |
| #11 | License To Kill | 7 |
| 🥇 | License to Chill | 1 |
| #141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #127 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #349 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 12 |
| #10 | Lump-Stacking for Beginners | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium pickaxe | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium rope | 1 |
| #1200 | M-242 | 1 |
| #635 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 11 |
| #33 | Mallomarbles | 1 |
| #48 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #21 | Manual of Numberology | 1 |
| #136 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #83 | Mark of the Bugbear | 3 |
| #68 | Mark of the Ghost | 4 |
| #85 | Mark of the Skeleton | 3 |
| #79 | Mark of the Vampire | 3 |
| #88 | Mark of the Werewolf | 3 |
| #74 | Mark of the Zombie | 3 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #23 | Master Thief's utility belt | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #29 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #14 | Mayor Ghost's gavel | 1 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #12 | Mayor Ghost's sash | 1 |
| #4 | Mayor Ghost's scissors | 1 |
| #28 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| 🥇 | Memories of Beanslinging | 1 |
| 🥉 | Memories of Cow Punching | 1 |
| 🥇 | Memories of Snake Oiling | 1 |
| #63 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 83 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #30 | Mer-kin rocksalt | 1 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #50 | Mer-kin saltmint | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin saltsquid | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #5 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 151 |
| #5 | Meteoid ice beam | 1 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #132 | Milk Studs | 70 |
| #26 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 4 |
| #120 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 3 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
| #391 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #380 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #120 | Moonds | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #164 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #93 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #104 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #130 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 1 |
| #34 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #71 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #162 | Mysterious Black Box | 1 |
| #164 | Mysterious Blue Box | 1 |
| #161 | Mysterious Green Box | 1 |
| #154 | Mysterious Red Box | 1 |
| #56 | NPZR chemistry set | 111 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #132 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #46 | Neverending Party guest pass | 1 |
| #35 | New Zealand iced tea | 321 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #28 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 129 |
| #7 | Nightstalker perfume | 160 |
| #98 | Northern pemmican | 1 |
| #85 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #17 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #4 | Official Seal of Dreadsylvania | 1 |
| #54 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 2 |
| #40 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 2 |
| #32 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 2 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #58 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 27 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #53 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 2 |
| #92 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 20 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #165 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 4 |
| #25 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 3 |
| #26 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 2 |
| #16 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 3 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #53 | Oscus's pelt | 2 |
| #76 | Othello's dagger | 2 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #96 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| 🥇 | PARTY HARD T-shirt | 1 |
| #79 | PEEZ dispenser | 155 |
| #160 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #28 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 42 |
| #16 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 1 |
| #31 | Para-Pop | 1 |
| #89 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #22 | Pendant of Gargalesis | 1 |
| #56 | Pener's drumstick | 1 |
| #23 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #81 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 13 |
| #14 | PirateRealm party hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Platinum HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #14 | PlexiPips | 172 |
| #41 | Pneumo bar | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #22 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 23 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #126 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 10 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #67 | Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 1 |
| #67 | Prelude of Precision | 2 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #7 | Protects-Your-Junk | 1 |
| #46 | Prunets | 5 |
| #101 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
| #63 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| 🥈 | Quiets-Your-Steps | 2 |
| #13 | ROM of Optimality | 1 |
| #28 | Racisto Ruidoso | 11 |
| #5 | Radio Free Baseball Cap | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #130 | Rattlin' Chains | 1 |
| #127 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| #16 | Red Fox glove | 1 |
| #50 | Red Pill | 7 |
| #34 | Red Roger's red left foot | 1 |
| #39 | Red Roger's red left hand | 1 |
| #32 | Red Roger's red right foot | 1 |
| #42 | Red Roger's red right hand | 1 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #45 | Roman sadnals | 10 |
| #31 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 114 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #6 | Royal scepter | 1 |
| #15 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #10 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #15 | Sasq™ watch | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #4 | Scepter of Loathing | 1 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #29 | School of Hard Knocks Diploma | 1 |
| #113 | Schrödinger's thermos | 300 |
| #125 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #216 | Senior Mints | 38 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| 🥉 | Shrub's Premium Baked Beans | 1 |
| #68 | Shrubble Bubble | 1 |
| #18 | Silver Bullet beer | 119 |
| #11 | Sister Accessory | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #87 | Skullhead's Screw | 2 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #183 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| #7 | Spacegate diplomat's insignia | 1 |
| #6 | Spacegate military insignia | 1 |
| #12 | Spacegate scientist's insignia | 1 |
| #37 | Spant eggs | 2 |
| #57 | Spechunky bar | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's fedora | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's khakis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's whip | 1 |
| 🥈 | Spooky Putty snake | 1 |
| #579 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 12 |
| #141 | Spookyraven signet | 1 |
| #1232 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #8 | Staff of Frozen Lard | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #4 | Staff of Kitchen Royalty | 1 |
| 🥉 | Staff of Queso Escusado | 1 |
| #21 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #94 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of the Cozy Fish | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #7 | Staff of the Peppermint Twist | 1 |
| 🥇 | Staff of the Roaring Hearth | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #100 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #454 | Steal This Candy | 3 |
| #59 | Stephen's lab coat | 3 |
| #9 | Stick-Knife of Loathing | 1 |
| #62 | Strix stix | 66 |
| #482 | Sugar Cog | 3 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #91 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 2 |
| #119 | Sweet Sword | 1 |
| #153 | Swizzler | 69 |
| #152 | Sword of Dark Omens | 2 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| #45 | TI-9000 calculator | 79 |
| #152 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 107 |
| #173 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 99 |
| #89 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 3 |
| #168 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 98 |
| #60 | Take Eleven Bar | 2 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 25 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #30 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| #65 | Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin | 2 |
| #396 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #402 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #24 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Cocktail Shaker | 1 |
| #134 | The Cooler Out of Space | 22 |
| #63 | The Emperor's new cookie | 1 |
| #67 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #65 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #82 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #21 | The Ghoul King's ghoulottes | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #25 | The Imploded World | 6 |
| #50 | The Jokester's gun | 1 |
| #42 | The Jokester's pants | 1 |
| #43 | The Jokester's wig | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #79 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #65 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #82 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #173 | The Joy of Wassailing | 17 |
| #16 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 4 |
| #16 | The Legendary Beat | 3 |
| #61 | The Lot's engagement ring | 1 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #152 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| #30 | The One Mood Ring | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #30 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #34 | Thriller Ice | 3 |
| #28 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #77 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 28 |
| #54 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 8 |
| #46 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 11 |
| #101 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 11 |
| #158 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 6 |
| #18 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 19 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 17 |
| #171 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 6 |
| #33 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 14 |
| #37 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 12 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #8 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 14 |
| #180 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 17 |
| #279 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 12 |
| #28 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 19 |
| #175 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #155 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 16 |
| #34 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 13 |
| #18 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 9 |
| #82 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 15 |
| #53 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 6 |
| 🥉 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 11 |
| #32 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 20 |
| #76 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 6 |
| #189 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 16 |
| #85 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 12 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 16 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 20 |
| #737 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 6 |
| #17 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 6 |
| #43 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 7 |
| #39 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 11 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #131 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #19 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #67 | Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥉 | Treads of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #60 | Twelve Night Energy | 12 |
| #47 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #26 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 2 |
| #149 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #60 | Uncle Buck | 1 |
| #234 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 6 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #229 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 57 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #16 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 2 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #10 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #126 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 1 |
| #21 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #10 | Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg | 1 |
| #11 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #13 | Unkillable Skeleton's shield | 1 |
| #25 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #32 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #71 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #42 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 5 |
| #1027 | Valentine | 12 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #30 | Victor's Spoils | 11 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| 🥈 | Voluminous Radio Hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Sneakers | 1 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart nametag | 1 |
| #4 | Wal-Mart overalls | 1 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart snowglobe | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #19 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #29 | Wax Flask | 59 |
| #89 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 69 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #55 | Whenchamacallit bar | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #161 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #27 | Wickers bar | 1 |
| #316 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 43 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #381 | Wolfman Nardz | 2 |
| #27 | Workytime Tea | 101 |
| #66 | World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 1 |
| #28 | Wrotz | 1 |
| #49 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 1 |
| #11 | Xiblaxian stealth cowl | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth trousers | 1 |
| #11 | Xiblaxian stealth vest | 1 |
| #17 | Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles | 1 |
| #73 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 28 |
| #35 | Yolo™ chocolates | 1 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| #49 | Yuleviathan necklace | 1 |
| #52 | Z-Bone steak | 72 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #90 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 12 |
| 🥉 | Zombo's empty eye | 2 |
| #50 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 2 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #25 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 2 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #16 | Zombo's skullcap | 4 |
| #650 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #16 | [glitch season reward name] | 1 |
| #158 | abandoned candy | 9 |
| 🥉 | abyssal battle plans | 1 |
| #53 | accidental mutton | 1 |
| #132 | accord ion | 1 |
| #70 | accordion file | 1 |
| #121 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #137 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #11 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #67 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #13 | alien drugs | 209 |
| #58 | alien force field disruptor bean | 11 |
| #6 | alien protein powder | 56 |
| #35 | alien source code printout | 12 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #622 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #109 | ammonite fossil | 58 |
| #25 | ancient hot dog wrapper | 2 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #38 | anemoney clip | 1 |
| #72 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #11 | angst burger | 1,470 |
| #40 | ankleweights | 1 |
| 🥇 | annealed drippy orb | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #346 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 4 |
| #80 | antique Canadian lantern | 2 |
| #79 | antique beer | 6 |
| #149 | antique bottle opener | 6 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #144 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #41 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #205 | antique painting of a landscape | 4 |
| #139 | antique pair of blue jeans | 6 |
| #537 | antique record album | 4 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #135 | antique souvenir drawing | 6 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #6 | antique spyglass | 11 |
| #17 | aquamariner's necklace | 1 |
| #20 | aquamariner's ring | 1 |
| #56 | archaeologing shovel | 2 |
| #18 | arm buzzer | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #86 | arse-a'fire elixir | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #50 | asteroid belt | 1 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #6 | augmented-reality shades | 111 |
| #124 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #45 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #11 | backwoods banjo | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| 🥉 | bad vibroknife | 3 |
| #132 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #142 | bag of W&Ws | 85 |
| #59 | bag of bones | 13 |
| #18 | bag of unfinished business | 3 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #9 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #25 | bakelite-covered bacon | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #41 | balanced antler | 3 |
| #210 | ball | 31 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #42 | ballpark hot daub | 2 |
| #381 | banana | 12 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #90 | bananagate | 69 |
| #42 | bananarama bangle | 2 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #43 | banjo kazoo mount | 6 |
| #121 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #183 | bark rootbeer | 5 |
| #15 | barrel beryl choker | 1 |
| #17 | barrel beryl nose ring | 1 |
| #14 | barrel beryl ring | 1 |
| #25 | barrelhead | 3 |
| #9 | basaltamander buckler | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #305 | bath ball gift set | 16 |
| #518 | battered Crimbo Crate | 20 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #37 | battery-powered drill | 1 |
| #71 | bauxite beret | 1 |
| #62 | bauxite bow-tie | 1 |
| #66 | bauxite boxers | 1 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #64 | beautiful rainbow | 8 |
| #16 | beaver punch (cherry) | 11 |
| #17 | beaver punch (papaya) | 11 |
| #17 | beaver punch (peach) | 11 |
| #192 | beavermouth | 11 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #133 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #448 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #85 | beholed bedsheet | 8 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #94 | bejeweled cufflinks | 38 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #112 | belemnite fossil | 51 |
| #1064 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #22 | belt of Ogrekind | 1 |
| #5 | best joke ever | 1 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #41 | bezoar ring | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #113 | big slimy cyst | 1 |
| #8 | biker's hat | 1 |
| #89 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #51 | bindlestocking | 30 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #83 | birdbone corset | 4 |
| #42 | bite-me-red lipstick | 287 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #60 | bitter pill | 1 |
| #60 | black and white cracker | 5 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #425 | black paisley oyster egg | 12 |
| #411 | black plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #425 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 12 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #60 | black spot | 15 |
| #431 | black striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #143 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #8 | blank diary | 11 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #40 | blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail | 1 |
| #314 | blind-packed capsule toy | 13 |
| #196 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 69 |
| #29 | blob of Alphredo™ | 12 |
| #180 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 33 |
| #1298 | blood flower | 2 |
| #17 | blood kiwi | 1 |
| #21 | blood sausage | 6 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #5 | bloody kiwitini | 5 |
| #13 | blue LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #80 | blue grass | 20 |
| #21 | blue money bag | 11 |
| #266 | blue paisley oyster egg | 12 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #392 | blue plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #334 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 12 |
| #36 | blue raspberry troll doll | 2 |
| #362 | blue striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #40 | blue tulip | 12 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #20 | boilgun | 1 |
| #36 | boiling seal blood | 23 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #118 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #60 | bone bons | 1 |
| #336 | bone chips | 44 |
| #213 | bone collar | 1 |
| #24 | bone crusher | 2 |
| #12 | bone flour | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #37 | bone spurs | 2 |
| #24 | boneana hammock | 2 |
| #22 | bonedanna | 2 |
| #23 | bonerang | 2 |
| #22 | boning knife | 2 |
| #275 | borg sock monkey | 7 |
| #141 | bottle of Blank-Out | 117 |
| #35 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 6 |
| #45 | bottle of Crimbognac | 11 |
| #19 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 2 |
| #334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #155 | bottle of bubbles | 75 |
| #83 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 1 |
| #290 | bottle of fire | 11 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #22 | bottled day | 7 |
| #25 | bottoms of the barrel | 2 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #108 | bowl of Jeal-O | 44 |
| #14 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 6 |
| #10 | bowl of fishysoisse | 37 |
| #10 | bowl of mernudo | 12,321 |
| #7 | bowl of petunias | 2 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #161 | box of Dweebs | 53 |
| #20 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 3 |
| #1906 | box of sunshine | 75 |
| #30 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 2 |
| 🥉 | brass Dreadsylvanian flask | 1 |
| #42 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #93 | bread line | 6 |
| #152 | breaded beer | 4 |
| #49 | brilliant oyster egg | 12 |
| #319 | brine | 61 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #37 | bronze handcuffs | 2 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #27 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 11 |
| #151 | bubble-wrap simulator | 5 |
| #6 | bucket of ancient Vampyre blood | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #213 | buckyball | 26 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #98 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #466 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #36 | burning newspaper | 5 |
| #135 | burnt snowpants | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #93 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 6 |
| #23 | camouflage T-shirt | 1 |
| #208 | can of Binarrrca | 52 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #16 | can of V-11 | 11 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #119 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 59 |
| #72 | can-you-dig-it? | 3 |
| #65 | candied bolts | 11 |
| #760 | candied kobold | 3 |
| #71 | candied nuts | 11 |
| #135 | candied yams | 58 |
| #48 | candy UFOs | 1 |
| #716 | candy brain | 2 |
| #656 | candy cane | 55 |
| #38 | candy chalk | 1 |
| #63 | candy cigarette | 47 |
| #45 | candy crayons | 1 |
| #16 | candy dog collar | 1 |
| #41 | candy dress shoes | 1 |
| #703 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1465 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #49 | candy necktie | 1 |
| #240 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #15 | candy stick | 1 |
| #224 | canteen of wine | 104 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #13 | card sleeve | 1 |
| #11 | carrot-on-a-stick | 1 |
| #95 | carton of rotten eggs | 62 |
| #96 | caustic slime nodule | 4 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #42 | centurion helmet | 2 |
| #46 | chainsaw chain | 18 |
| #64 | chakra malt | 5 |
| #107 | chakra sludge | 11 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chain | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chalice | 1 |
| #8 | chalk chapeau | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chinos | 1 |
| #5 | chalk chlamys | 1 |
| #10 | chalk choker | 1 |
| #33 | chamoisole | 2 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #57 | charisma potion | 7 |
| #448 | cheap elven gloves | 10 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #17 | cheer-o-gram | 69 |
| #108 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #32 | chest barrel | 2 |
| #179 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #31 | choco-Crimbot | 166 |
| #46 | chocolate "Phoenix" | 1 |
| #32 | chocolate Ogre Chieftain | 2 |
| #40 | chocolate Spider Queen | 1 |
| #126 | chocolate cigar | 14 |
| #21 | chocolate disco ball | 158 |
| #551 | chocolate filthy lucre | 3 |
| #230 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #12 | chocolate pocketwatch | 1 |
| #218 | chocolate saucepan | 1 |
| #212 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #211 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #208 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #106 | chocolate-covered caviar | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #580 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #731 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 12 |
| #37 | cinnamon troll doll | 2 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #51 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #48 | club of the five seasons | 2 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #46 | cocoa chondrule | 1 |
| #594 | cocoa egg | 12 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| 🥈 | cod cape | 14 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #29 | cold seal sweat | 55 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #278 | colorful plastic ball | 100 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #101 | communal gobstopper | 6 |
| #26 | complicated lock impression | 1 |
| #21 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #170 | concentrated garbage juice | 5 |
| #7 | conquistador's breastplate | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #118 | contract enforcement stick | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #209 | cookie cookie | 4 |
| 🥇 | cool iron breastplate | 1 |
| 🥈 | cool iron greaves | 1 |
| 🥉 | cool iron helmet | 1 |
| #22 | cool iron ingot | 1 |
| #4 | cooling iron breastplate | 1 |
| #4 | cooling iron greaves | 1 |
| 🥉 | cooling iron helmet | 1 |
| #437 | corncob pipe | 2 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #112 | corpse on the beach | 43 |
| #36 | corpsebite | 10 |
| #89 | corpsedriver | 48 |
| #97 | corpsetini | 47 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #35 | corrupted bird DNA | 1 |
| #203 | corrupted data | 100 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #316 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin mask | 1 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin tailpiece | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| 🥈 | crotchety pants | 30 |
| #198 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #87 | crude crudités | 1 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| 🥉 | crystal belt buckle | 3 |
| #343 | crystalline cheer | 123 |
| #11 | crystalline seal eye | 2 |
| #172 | crystallized memory | 2 |
| #13 | cuckoo clock | 1 |
| #45 | cuddly teddy bear | 1 |
| #443 | cup of infinite pencils | 2 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #16 | cursed chocolate doubloon | 13 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| 🥈 | cursed pirate cutlass | 2 |
| #9 | cursed ring finger ring | 1 |
| #11 | cursed scrunchie | 110 |
| #5 | cursed swash buckle | 1 |
| #4 | cursed tricorn hat | 1 |
| #18 | cursed wishbone | 11 |
| #291 | cyborg doll | 6 |
| #537 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #158 | cylindrical mold | 11 |
| #28 | dark baconstone ring | 1 |
| #29 | dark hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #34 | dark porquoise ring | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #96 | daub-breaker | 1 |
| #17 | dead guy's memento | 2 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #45 | deadfall branch | 3 |
| #323 | deadly lampshade | 3 |
| #5 | debonair deboner | 3 |
| #582 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #8 | defective Game Grid token | 2 |
| #167 | delicious salad | 280 |
| #18 | delicious star salad | 11 |
| #118 | deluxe fax machine | 3 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #10 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 2 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #98 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #12 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 2 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #31 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #11 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 28 |
| #16 | detective roscoe | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #5 | diabolical crossbow | 2 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | dice belt buckle | 2 |
| 🥉 | dice ring | 2 |
| 🥉 | dice sunglasses | 2 |
| #4 | dice-print do-rag | 2 |
| 🥉 | dice-print pajama pants | 2 |
| #9 | dice-shaped backpack | 2 |
| #364 | dill | 106 |
| #41 | diluted makeup | 42 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #29 | discarded swimming trunks | 15 |
| #146 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 8 |
| #89 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 15 |
| #130 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 10 |
| #202 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 4 |
| #112 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 11 |
| #131 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 10 |
| #161 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 7 |
| #130 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 10 |
| #92 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 15 |
| #126 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 10 |
| #111 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 11 |
| #96 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 13 |
| #107 | discocktail | 64 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #113 | diving muff | 1 |
| #50 | dog ointment | 5 |
| #647 | doll house | 7 |
| #24 | doll-eye amulet | 1 |
| #458 | dollhive | 18 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #80 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #104 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #171 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #112 | double-ice gum | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #25 | dove DNA | 1 |
| #12 | drafty drawers | 6 |
| #41 | dread tarragon | 1 |
| #30 | dreadful box | 1 |
| 🥉 | dreadful fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | dreadful glove | 3 |
| #28 | dreadful roast | 4 |
| #4 | dreadful sweater | 1 |
| #5 | drippy khakis | 1 |
| #11 | drippy staff | 1 |
| #9 | drippy stake | 2 |
| #8 | drippy truncheon | 3 |
| #30 | droll monocle | 36 |
| #84 | drop of water-37 | 158 |
| #39 | droppable microphone | 2 |
| #9 | drum of pomade | 106 |
| #9 | dubious loincloth | 9 |
| #133 | dubious peppermint | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #75 | duct tape sword | 2 |
| #255 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #124 | duonoculars | 1 |
| #620 | dusty Crimbo crate | 17 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #93 | ear poison | 44 |
| #1828 | easter egg balloon | 12 |
| #37 | eau de mort | 1 |
| #51 | eerie fetish | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #1554 | eggnog | 6 |
| #106 | elderly jawbreaker | 1 |
| #51 | eldritch alignment spray | 13 |
| #7 | eldritch concentrate | 13 |
| #11 | eldritch distillate | 13 |
| #99 | eldritch effluvium | 1,313 |
| #53 | eldritch elixir | 2 |
| #41 | eldritch essence | 3 |
| #12 | eldritch extract | 13 |
| #12 | eldritch hammer | 1 |
| #16 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #94 | eldritch ichor | 13 |
| #9 | eldritch mushroom | 13 |
| #6 | eldritch mushroom pizza | 14 |
| #13 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #57 | eldritch rub | 2 |
| #18 | eldritch scanner | 2 |
| #17 | eldritch tincture | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #45 | electric Kool-Aid | 3 |
| #315 | electrical thingamabob | 11 |
| #10 | electrician's hardhat | 1 |
| #23 | electronic dulcimer pants | 2 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #4 | elevennis shoes | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #1201 | elven limbos gingerbread | 6 |
| #525 | elven cellocello | 30 |
| #817 | elven moonshine | 10 |
| #508 | elven socks | 9 |
| #793 | elven suicide capsule | 23 |
| #20 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #15 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 2 |
| #32 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 32 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| 🥇 | enhanced signal receiver | 1 |
| #169 | epic wad | 3 |
| #255 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #9 | etched hourglass | 1 |
| #77 | eternal car battery | 2 |
| #12 | eternal knot tattoo | 1 |
| #35 | everfull glass | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2195 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #188 | executive mime flask | 5 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #22 | exploding gum | 1 |
| #73 | extra-greasy slider | 37 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #7 | extra-see-thru nightie | 73 |
| #27 | extremely confusing manual | 17 |
| #5 | extremely skinny jeans | 93 |
| #67 | extremely wet T-shirt | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #8 | fake washboard | 2 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #788 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #345 | fancy chocolate car | 8 |
| #476 | fancy dress ball | 27 |
| #924 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | fancy party pants | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #241 | fat loot token | 11 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #11 | feathered headdress | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #59 | fertilized ghuol egg | 12 |
| #479 | festive holiday hat | 9 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #10 | fiberglass fannypack | 1 |
| #15 | fiberglass fedora | 1 |
| #16 | fiberglass fetish | 1 |
| #13 | fiberglass fingerguard | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass foil | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass frock | 1 |
| #15 | fiberglass insulation | 3 |
| #191 | fiery wing | 36 |
| #86 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #82 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #106 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #14 | fire axe | 2 |
| #15 | fireman's helmet | 3 |
| #42 | fireproof megaphone | 1 |
| #24 | fishbone belt | 1 |
| #22 | fishbone bracers | 1 |
| #10 | fishbone catcher's mitt | 1 |
| #11 | fishbone corset | 1 |
| #24 | fishbone facemask | 1 |
| #7 | fishbone fins | 1 |
| #10 | fishbone kneepads | 1 |
| #11 | fishelada | 12,321 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #6 | fitness wristband | 111 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #148 | flaming sword | 1 |
| #139 | flan del mar | 6 |
| #21 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #61 | flask of mining oil | 123 |
| #18 | flask of port | 11 |
| #227 | flask of tainted mining oil | 11 |
| #59 | flat cider | 1 |
| #130 | fleshy lump | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #50 | floaty rock | 2 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #523 | floaty sand | 20 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #82 | floral-print skirt | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #41 | flyest of shirts | 2 |
| #6 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #12 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #32 | foam pistol | 3 |
| #31 | foetid seal tear | 95 |
| #431 | foie gras | 1 |
| #44 | folder (Stinky Trash Kid) | 1 |
| #22 | folder (owl) | 1 |
| 🥉 | folder (tranquil landscape) | 2 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #181 | fossilized baboon skull | 4 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #521 | fossilized limb | 11 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #449 | fossilized spike | 8 |
| #255 | fossilized spine | 7 |
| #448 | fossilized torso | 8 |
| #290 | fossilized wing | 12 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #18 | fragment of Jarlsberg's soul | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #41 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 10 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #144 | frigid derringer | 1 |
| #32 | frigid fudgepuck | 111 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #68 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 11 |
| #173 | frozen banquet | 13 |
| #621 | fruitcake | 35 |
| #176 | fruitfilm | 2 |
| #67 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 11 |
| #13 | frying brainpan | 4 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #17 | fudge lily | 272 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #108 | fudge spork | 3 |
| #20 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 254 |
| #145 | fudgecule | 17,049 |
| #179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #48 | fudgesicle | 11 |
| #57 | funhouse mirror | 16 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #133 | future drug: Coolscaline | 9 |
| #119 | future drug: Muscularactum | 12 |
| #107 | future drug: Smartinex | 16 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #591 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #8 | gabardine gaiters | 1 |
| #11 | gabardine garibaldi | 1 |
| #9 | gabardine garland | 1 |
| #10 | gabardine girdle | 1 |
| #7 | gabardine gloves | 1 |
| #12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
| #203 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #20 | garbage sticker | 1 |
| #75 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 11 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #600 | gator skin | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #38 | gelatinous meat mass | 1 |
| #81 | genie's bracers | 1 |
| #84 | genie's pants | 1 |
| #89 | genie's scimitar | 1 |
| #83 | genie's turbane | 1 |
| #18 | ghast iron Garibaldi | 1 |
| #13 | ghast iron cleaver | 2 |
| #17 | ghast iron codpiece | 1 |
| #16 | ghast iron heater shield | 1 |
| #100 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #101 | ghost beer | 7 |
| #398 | ghost cucumber | 110 |
| #589 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #44 | ghost pencil | 1 |
| #33 | ghost pepper | 5 |
| #4 | ghost protocol | 76 |
| 🥈 | ghost shawl | 4 |
| #34 | ghost thread | 4 |
| #7 | ghost trap | 196 |
| #18 | ghostly body paint | 138 |
| #65 | ghostly dagger | 2 |
| #682 | ghuol egg | 12 |
| #984 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #136 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #163 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #52 | giant shrimp fork | 1 |
| #119 | giant spider leg | 1 |
| #189 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
| #132 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #168 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #53 | giant yellow hat | 1 |
| #78 | gift-a-pult | 5 |
| #18 | gingerbeard | 1 |
| #571 | gingerbread bugbear | 41 |
| #32 | gingerbread gavel | 3 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
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| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #10 | gingerbread pistol | 3 |
| #634 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #10 | gingerbread tophat | 1 |
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| #14 | gingerbread waistcoat | 1 |
| #20 | gingerservo | 1 |
| #36 | gladiator tunica | 24 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #71 | glass of herbal tequila | 40 |
| #50 | gleaming oyster egg | 12 |
| #55 | glistening oyster egg | 12 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #58 | glob of salty molasses | 106 |
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| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #58 | gnawed-up dog bone | 1 |
| #38 | gold skull ring | 1 |
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| #695 | gold wedding ring | 2 |
| #63 | golden gum | 7 |
| #59 | golden gun | 7 |
| #15 | golden plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #438 | golden ring | 52 |
| #11 | golden tattoo gun | 3 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #14 | googly-ball hat | 1 |
| #6 | googly-heart hat | 1 |
| #11 | googly-star hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | gory drippy orb | 1 |
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| #38 | government-issued candy | 1 |
| 🥇 | government-issued eyeshade | 1 |
| 🥇 | government-issued necktie | 1 |
| #49 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 13 |
| 🥇 | government-issued slacks | 1 |
| #14 | grandfather watch | 5 |
| #33 | grape troll doll | 2 |
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| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #295 | gray bow tie | 23 |
| #48 | grease cannon | 1 |
| #13 | green LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
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| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #241 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #169 | green gummi ingot | 200 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #12 | green pill | 3 |
| #41 | green rocket | 123 |
| #54 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #75 | grilled mooseflank | 37 |
| #45 | grip key | 5 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #19 | groping claw | 5 |
| #1912 | grue egg | 12 |
| #92 | guancertina | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #68 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #103 | gummi salamander | 3 |
| #135 | gummi snake | 3 |
| #39 | gummi sword | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #23 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #10 | guts necklace | 7 |
| #36 | gym shorts | 1 |
| #732 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #7 | hairshirt | 1 |
| #51 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #150 | hamlet sandwich | 34 |
| #25 | hand grenegg | 12 |
| 🥇 | hand of Mr. Cards | 1 |
| #38 | hand-carved bokken | 3 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #66 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #106 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 2 |
| #13 | handful of confetti | 587 |
| #21 | handful of crafty noodles | 16 |
| #36 | handful of napalm | 1 |
| #34 | handful of numbers | 10 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #6 | hangman's hood | 1 |
| #67 | hardened slime belt | 2 |
| #78 | hardened slime hat | 2 |
| #79 | hardened slime pants | 2 |
| 🥇 | hare pin | 1 |
| #133 | haunted bindle | 1 |
| #102 | hawk | 8 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #12 | hazmat helmet | 1 |
| #738 | heart necklace | 10 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
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| #114 | heavy crown | 10 |
| #37 | heavy-duty clipboard | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #172 | hemp candy necklace | 5 |
| #39 | hep waders | 8 |
| #91 | herbal stuffing | 66 |
| #607 | herringcello | 27 |
| #92 | hideous egg | 23 |
| #66 | high-energy mining laser | 26 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #53 | high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #313 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #71 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
| #5 | hobo monkey | 1 |
| #163 | hobo nickel | 1,838 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #71 | holly-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #181 | honey stick | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| 🥈 | honeycap | 2 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #47 | hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa | 1 |
| #29 | hot button candy | 5 |
| #153 | hot daub | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #48 | hot egg | 4 |
| #22 | hot watered rum | 1,234 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #8 | hothammer | 5 |
| #38 | huge bowl of candy | 72 |
| #135 | hunk of granite | 11 |
| #176 | hushed puppy | 3 |
| #12 | iFlail | 3 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #27 | iShield | 1 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #758 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #44 | impure gasoline | 81 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #10 | insulting hat | 1 |
| #59 | intact anemone spike | 121 |
| #11 | intimidating coiffure | 7 |
| #16 | intricate music box parts | 1 |
| #250 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #40 | invisible bag | 14 |
| #35 | invisible potion | 12 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #63 | ironic mint | 1 |
| #720 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #12 | isotophat | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #47 | jangly bracelet | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #68 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 37 |
| #108 | jar of squeeze | 8 |
| #1204 | jar of swamp gas | 2 |
| #92 | java cookie | 6 |
| #111 | jawbruiser | 18 |
| #1196 | jazz soap | 11 |
| #252 | jerky coins | 87 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #197 | jive turkey leg | 5 |
| #31 | junk band | 1 |
| #34 | junk trunks | 1 |
| #43 | junk-mail shirt | 1 |
| #48 | kamicorpse-ee | 9 |
| #34 | kelp-holly drape | 1 |
| #37 | kelp-holly gun | 1 |
| 🥇 | kill screen | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #835 | killing feather | 47 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #36 | kiwi beak | 32 |
| #560 | knuckle sandwich | 38 |
| #84 | kumquartz | 72 |
| #34 | kumquartz ring | 2 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #499 | laser-broiled pear | 16 |
| #7 | lava balaclava | 1 |
| #8 | lavalarva | 1 |
| #266 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 12 |
| #306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #215 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 12 |
| #166 | lavender striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #112 | law-abiding citizen cane | 3 |
| #186 | lawn dart | 2 |
| #22 | leather aviator's cap | 2 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #28 | leftover Crimbo rations | 6 |
| #16 | leftover chocolate bar | 11 |
| #25 | leggings of the Spider Queen | 1 |
| #230 | legitimate business on the beach | 4 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #21 | length of old fuse | 9 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #170 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #442 | lewd playing card | 5 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #84 | licorice root | 94 |
| #38 | licorice snake | 1 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #121 | lint | 3 |
| #37 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #34 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 41 |
| #62 | little deuce cape | 1 |
| #12 | little piece of steel | 11 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #68 | little red jam | 1 |
| #225 | live lobster | 2 |
| #219 | live wire | 4 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #57 | loaf of alien bread | 4 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #216 | lollipop stick | 347 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #60 | love | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #13 | lucky bottlecap | 43 |
| #6 | lucky gold ring | 1 |
| #863 | lucky rabbit's foot | 7 |
| #40 | lucky rabbitfish fin | 1 |
| #74 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 3 |
| #21 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 2 |
| #39 | lupine appetite hormones | 1 |
| #307 | lupine sword | 2 |
| 🥈 | lustrous drippy orb | 1 |
| #50 | lustrous oyster egg | 12 |
| #29 | lynyrdskin breeches | 1 |
| #26 | lynyrdskin cap | 1 |
| #33 | lynyrdskin tunic | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #59 | madius | 7 |
| #46 | mafia filofax | 11 |
| #39 | mafia middle finger ring | 2 |
| #47 | mafia organizer badge | 1 |
| #60 | mafia pinky ring | 2 |
| #16 | mafia pointer finger ring | 2 |
| #51 | mafia thumb ring | 2 |
| #12 | mafia wedding ring | 2 |
| #52 | magnificent oyster egg | 12 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #70 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #8 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 11 |
| #9 | mana-coated yams | 11 |
| #12 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 11 |
| #10 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 11 |
| #7 | marble maebari | 1 |
| #7 | marble magnet | 1 |
| #6 | marble mantle | 1 |
| #14 | marble mariachi hat | 1 |
| #9 | marble medallion | 1 |
| #9 | marble mignonette bowl | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #334 | marionette collective | 2 |
| #544 | marshmallow | 14 |
| #75 | marshmallow flambé | 6 |
| #8 | marshroom | 15 |
| #229 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 12 |
| #292 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #257 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 12 |
| #312 | mauve striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #80 | medium slimy cyst | 1 |
| #17 | mercenary pistol | 1 |
| #7 | mercenary rifle | 1 |
| #47 | metallic foil cat ears | 1 |
| #44 | meteorb | 1 |
| #53 | meteorite guard | 1 |
| #60 | meteortarboard | 1 |
| #80 | meteorthopedic shoes | 1 |
| #17 | mime army camouflage kit | 11 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #34 | mime army rations | 11 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #16 | mime army superserum | 11 |
| #36 | mime army wine | 11 |
| #73 | mime eraser | 11 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #169 | mime soul fragment | 20 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #22 | mimeplasm | 13 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #7 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #5 | minin' dynamite | 567 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #75 | moist Crimbo spices | 112 |
| #133 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #125 | molten brick | 106 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #446 | monomolecular yo-yo | 136 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #729 | mood ring | 1 |
| #21 | moon-amber | 2 |
| 🥈 | moon-amber necklace | 4 |
| #183 | mooseflank | 11 |
| #25 | moosemeat pie | 11 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #801 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #58 | moustache sock | 1 |
| #73 | muddy pirate hat | 1 |
| #6 | muddy skirt | 5 |
| #264 | muffled muffuletta | 2 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #327 | mummy costume | 19 |
| #16 | murderbot mask | 1 |
| #26 | murderbot plasma rifle | 1 |
| #18 | murderbot whip | 1 |
| #5 | mushroom slab | 4 |
| #51 | muskox-skin cap | 3 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #48 | mutant arm | 2 |
| #10 | mutant crown | 1 |
| #14 | mutant legs | 1 |
| #37 | mutated candy lump | 1 |
| #836 | mylar scout drone | 5 |
| #47 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 37 |
| #36 | mystery lollipop | 3 |
| #435 | nanite-infested candy cane | 33 |
| #139 | nanite-infested eggnog | 30 |
| #146 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 28 |
| #153 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 25 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #58 | nasty gum | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #42 | nastygeist | 71 |
| #212 | natty blue ascot | 2 |
| #35 | necrotizing body spray | 163 |
| #27 | neg grog | 2 |
| #264 | nega-mushroom | 2 |
| #57 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #211 | negative lump | 123 |
| #92 | negotiatin' hammer | 3 |
| #128 | neoprene skullcap | 1 |
| #211 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #7 | nicksilver ring | 1 |
| #152 | night-vision goggles | 9 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #20 | ninjammies | 1 |
| #14 | noir fedora | 1 |
| #108 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #54 | non-aged vinegar | 71 |
| #9 | norwhal helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #23 | nozzle of the Phoenix | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #212 | nugget of Crimbonium | 11 |
| #19 | numberwang | 1 |
| #489 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #16 | obsidian dagger | 171 |
| #471 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #12 | octolus-skin cloak | 1 |
| #173 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 12 |
| #389 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #254 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 12 |
| #249 | off-white striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #7 | offensive moustache | 1 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #73 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #234 | oil of oiliness | 1 |
| #69 | oil pan | 1 |
| #83 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #9 | ojo de pez burrito | 12,321 |
| #5 | old ball and chain | 5 |
| #7 | old dry bone | 6 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #23 | oldcake | 11 |
| #36 | one piece of bubble gum | 1 |
| #2042 | oozenog | 2 |
| #725 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 2 |
| #156 | orange peel hat | 3 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #28 | ornamental sextant | 1 |
| #49 | outlaw bandana | 17 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #22 | overcharged El Vibrato power sphere | 2 |
| #58 | overloaded micro-reactor | 95 |
| #410 | oversized fish scaler | 10 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #43 | oyster egg balloon | 12 |
| #181 | pack of pogs | 101 |
| #22 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 9 |
| #27 | paint palette | 1 |
| #644 | pair of bolt cutters | 5 |
| #37 | pair of government shades | 21 |
| #57 | pair of pearidot earrings | 2 |
| #11 | pair of plants | 2 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #166 | paperclip | 290 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mâchéte | 1 |
| #17 | papier-mâchine gun | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #15 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin palazzos | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin pendant | 1 |
| #8 | paraffin pith helmet | 1 |
| #9 | paraffin poncho | 1 |
| #9 | paraffin pseudoaccordion | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin punching bag | 1 |
| #142 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #75 | parasitic headgnawer | 2 |
| #76 | parasitic strangleworm | 2 |
| #67 | parasitic tentacles | 2 |
| 🥇 | party crasher | 1 |
| #492 | party hat | 3 |
| 🥈 | party whip | 1 |
| #108 | passable elf mask | 23 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #293 | patent leather shoes | 23 |
| #144 | pawn cookie | 1 |
| #82 | peace accordion | 1 |
| #248 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #663 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #83 | pearidot | 69 |
| #19 | pearl diver's necklace | 1 |
| #15 | pearl diver's ring | 1 |
| #66 | pearlescent oyster egg | 12 |
| #549 | penguin focaccia bread | 28 |
| #324 | penguin thesaurus | 22 |
| #85 | pentatonic accordion | 1 |
| #59 | peppermint eel sauce | 247 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #61 | peppermint spine | 1 |
| #37 | peppermint tailings | 794 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #38 | perl necklace | 7 |
| #6 | pernicious cudgel | 2 |
| #58 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 12 |
| #27 | pet bad vibe | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #88 | petit 4.1 | 7 |
| #117 | petit fortran | 5 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #304 | petrified wood | 31 |
| #150 | pewter claymore | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| 🥇 | picky tweezers | 10 |
| #51 | picture of you | 1 |
| #207 | piece of after eight | 1 |
| #41 | piece of driftwood | 1 |
| #118 | pig-iron bracers | 2 |
| #125 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #256 | pink plastic baby | 2 |
| #4 | pirate fork | 1 |
| #6 | pirate radio ring | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #5 | piratical blunderbuss | 1 |
| #55 | pitted sheet metal | 91 |
| #28 | pixel chain whip | 1 |
| #61 | pixel cross | 16 |
| #26 | pixel energy tank | 1 |
| #18 | pixel grappling hook | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #128 | pixel holy water | 5 |
| #21 | pixel morning star | 3 |
| #19 | pixel orb | 4 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #21 | pixel pill | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #17 | pixel stopwatch | 8 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #61 | pixel whip | 1 |
| #1167 | pixellated candy heart | 6 |
| #147 | pixellated moneybag | 5 |
| #68 | plaid cowboy hat | 5 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #33 | plastic bazooka | 3 |
| #242 | plastic ingot | 11 |
| #531 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #8 | plush sea serpent | 1 |
| #24 | pocket ace | 20 |
| #235 | pocketwatch on a chain | 10 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #369 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 2 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #501 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #5 | pogo stick | 3 |
| #336 | poison pen | 5 |
| #9 | polished moon-amber | 3 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #513 | polyalloy shield | 7 |
| #44 | polyeaster egg | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #40 | porcelain candy dish | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #25 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #273 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #13 | portable Othello set | 2 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #35 | portable dam | 3 |
| #200 | portable photocopier | 34 |
| #33 | portable table | 44 |
| #212 | possessed top | 26 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #11 | pottery club | 2 |
| #13 | pottery hat | 2 |
| #12 | pottery shield | 2 |
| #12 | pottery training pants | 2 |
| #24 | pottery yo-yo | 2 |
| #132 | powdered candy sushi set | 7 |
| #119 | powdered toad horn | 2 |
| #45 | power sock | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #16 | press-on ribs | 182 |
| 🥈 | pressurized potion of possessiveness | 11 |
| #5 | primitive alien mask | 4 |
| #22 | primitive candy cane | 11 |
| #49 | pristine walrus tusk | 3 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #113 | protection stick | 3 |
| #120 | psychic's amulet | 1 |
| #132 | psychic's circlet | 1 |
| #125 | psychic's crystal ball | 1 |
| #113 | psychic's pslacks | 2 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #37 | pteruges | 2 |
| #195 | puce paisley oyster egg | 12 |
| #301 | puce plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #306 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 12 |
| #195 | puce striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #66 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #106 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #444 | pulsing flesh | 8 |
| #26 | pump-up high-tops | 1 |
| #339 | pumpkinhead mask | 20 |
| #50 | purple corpsel | 8 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #5 | puzzling ribbon | 2 |
| #80 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #35 | quantum taco | 1,111 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #8 | quicksilver ring | 1 |
| #20 | quirky accordion | 2 |
| #62 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 6 |
| #54 | radiation-resistant helmet | 30 |
| #42 | radiator heater shield | 9 |
| #227 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #35 | rainbow crossbow | 2 |
| #38 | rainbow jellybean | 3 |
| #9 | ratskin pajama pants | 1 |
| #76 | rattler rattle | 24 |
| #389 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 23 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| 🥈 | recovered cufflinks | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #10 | red LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #108 | red ale | 6 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #26 | red coin | 3 |
| #222 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #169 | red gummi ingot | 203 |
| #97 | red money bag | 11 |
| #241 | red paisley oyster egg | 12 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #396 | red plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| 🥈 | red plumber's boots | 1 |
| #253 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 12 |
| #228 | red striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #35 | red tulip | 12 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #649 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #47 | red-headed corpse | 8 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #62 | regret hose | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #13 | reliable sixgun | 1 |
| #10 | remorseless knife | 7 |
| #70 | replica bat-oomerang | 5 |
| #6 | replica key | 2 |
| #45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #187 | ribbon candy | 6 |
| #31 | ribbon candy ascot | 1 |
| #66 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #587 | rigid carapace | 8 |
| 🥇 | ring | 1 |
| #368 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #353 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #17 | ring of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #905 | roasted marshmallow | 14 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1085 | robotronic egg | 24 |
| #1170 | [2108]rock | 2 |
| #100 | rocket fuel | 3 |
| #65 | rockfish stomach | 11 |
| #950 | rogue swarmer | 54 |
| #110 | roll of Hob-Os | 11 |
| #41 | roll of meat | 11 |
| #11 | root beer | 52 |
| #28 | root beer barrel | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #31 | rose | 1,234 |
| #27 | rotten tomato | 11 |
| #10 | round green sunglasses | 137 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #4 | rubber baby doll | 1 |
| #13 | rubber cape | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #231 | ruby on canes | 3 |
| #19 | runny fermented egg | 11 |
| #62 | runny icing | 128 |
| #77 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 4 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #133 | salt plum | 33 |
| #15 | salt plum sake | 11 |
| #39 | salt wages | 253 |
| #64 | salty gumdrop | 82 |
| #31 | sandwich of the gods | 43 |
| #7 | sardine can key | 1 |
| #1059 | sawblade fragment | 47 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #8 | scabrous seal epaulets | 1 |
| #15 | scepter of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #72 | scintillating oyster egg | 12 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #113 | scotch on the rocks | 3 |
| #13 | sea cape | 1 |
| #11 | sea mantle | 1 |
| #10 | sea shawl | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #95 | seared dino steak | 1 |
| #124 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #80 | security flashlight | 26 |
| #20 | sentient meat mass | 1 |
| #399 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #49 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 33 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #575 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #53 | shark tooth necklace | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #13 | shield of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #411 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #49 | shooting morning star | 1 |
| #15 | shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo | 1 |
| #78 | shot of mescal | 39 |
| #137 | shovelful of dirt | 11 |
| #52 | shushed potatoes | 5 |
| #8 | sicksilver ring | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #138 | silent B | 1 |
| #59 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #77 | silent F | 1 |
| #64 | silent G | 1 |
| #135 | silent H | 1 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
| #173 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #150 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #69 | silent N | 1 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #212 | silent P | 1 |
| #87 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #69 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #64 | silent U | 1 |
| #75 | silent V | 1 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #121 | silent Z | 1 |
| #24 | silent beret | 2 |
| #36 | silent pea shooter | 36 |
| #5 | silver Dreadsylvanian flask | 1 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #28 | silver keg | 2 |
| #46 | silver shotgun shell | 11 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #43 | simple AI | 1 |
| #22 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 18 |
| #9 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| #6 | sinister demon mask | 1 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #31 | skeletal scabbard | 1 |
| #48 | skull capacitor | 2 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #130 | sleeping stocking | 18 |
| #9 | sleeve deuce | 885 |
| #7 | slicksilver ring | 1 |
| #7 | slime fedora | 1 |
| #8 | slime knuckles | 1 |
| #8 | slime waders | 1 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #14 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
| #12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #34 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #8 | slime-covered staff | 1 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #201 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #109 | slimy alveolus | 10 |
| #511 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #463 | slimy sweetbreads | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #639 | slow jam collection | 6 |
| #17 | sludgesicle | 19 |
| #61 | small slimy cyst | 1 |
| #11 | smart watch | 111 |
| #48 | smoked potsherd | 25 |
| #29 | smoker's cloak | 1 |
| #63 | smoking grass | 1,119 |
| #126 | smoldering bagel punch | 1 |
| #23 | smooth velvet bra | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet hanky | 1 |
| #12 | smooth velvet hat | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pants | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pocket square | 1 |
| #19 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet socks | 1 |
| #1120 | snake | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #8 | snakeskin cowboy hat | 1 |
| #6 | snakeskin jacket | 1 |
| #5 | snakeskin thighboots | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #18 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #4 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1,111 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #175 | snowball | 3 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #16 | snowstick | 5 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #42 | soggy elf shoes | 1 |
| #79 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 98 |
| #83 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #101 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #86 | solid gold jewel | 11 |
| #29 | solid shifting time weirdness | 5 |
| #19 | sorority brain | 84 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #41 | soul coin | 1 |
| #69 | soul doorbell | 6 |
| #13 | soul knife | 2 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #317 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #34 | space bar | 1 |
| #23 | space beast fur | 28 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #19 | space junk | 313 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #51 | space port | 3 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #14 | spant backplate | 1 |
| #11 | spant shield | 1 |
| #12 | spant shoulderpads | 1 |
| #30 | spant spear | 1 |
| #14 | spants | 1 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #75 | sparking robo-battery | 83 |
| #1135 | sparkler | 1 |
| #44 | spearfish fishing spear | 1 |
| #42 | special edition Batfellow comic | 11 |
| #68 | spectral axe | 2 |
| #815 | spectral pickle | 8 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #36 | spice melange | 11 |
| 🥇 | spinning wheel | 1 |
| #40 | spirit bed | 2 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #62 | spirit blanket | 8 |
| #45 | spirit gum | 111 |
| #57 | spirit mattress | 8 |
| #52 | spirit pillow | 8 |
| #54 | spirit sheet | 8 |
| #99 | spiritual candy cane | 3 |
| #288 | spiritual eggnog | 1 |
| #111 | spiritual fruitcake | 3 |
| #111 | spiritual gingerbread | 3 |
| #67 | spooky alphabet block | 9 |
| #421 | spooky bark | 29 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1365 | spooky felt | 4 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #72 | spooky lasso | 16 |
| #1892 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #388 | spooky sap | 22 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #48 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 10 |
| #352 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #273 | squirming egg sac | 48 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #36 | stainless steel scarf | 36 |
| #28 | stainless steel shillelagh | 33 |
| #45 | stainless steel skullcap | 21 |
| #44 | stainless steel slacks | 23 |
| #37 | stainless steel solitaire | 23 |
| #25 | stainless steel suspenders | 46 |
| #82 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 11 |
| #86 | stale cheer wine | 11 |
| #141 | standards and practices guide | 1 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #150 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #133 | star spatula | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #34 | status cymbal | 1 |
| #61 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #108 | steel drivin' hammer | 3 |
| #9 | steel knuckles | 1 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #70 | sterno-flavored Hob-O | 11 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #45 | stick of firewood | 10 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5 | still-beating spleen | 25 |
| #85 | stink-penny | 115 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #8 | stinking agaricus | 8 |
| #37 | stinkwater | 2 |
| #15 | stinky fannypack | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #141 | strange cube | 12 |
| #70 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #731 | strange shiny disc | 3 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #66 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 11 |
| #89 | strawberyl | 72 |
| #37 | strawberyl necklace | 2 |
| #7 | streetfighting champion's belt | 1 |
| #173 | stress ball | 1 |
| #330 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #21 | studded sealhide shield | 1 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #9 | stuffed club | 1 |
| #1874 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #712 | stuffed gray blob | 37 |
| #1967 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #506 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 29 |
| #91 | sturdy cane | 24 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #109 | sucker scaffold | 101 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #72 | sugar sphere | 1 |
| #513 | sugar-coated pine cone | 2 |
| #40 | super-absorbent tarp | 4 |
| #38 | super-strong air freshener | 3 |
| #10 | super-sweet boom box | 1 |
| #42 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 102 |
| #38 | superheated fudge | 103 |
| #56 | suspicious-looking fedora | 2 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #36 | sweatband | 1 |
| #171 | sweet mochi ball | 11 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #45 | sweetened reindeer fat | 4 |
| #39 | swordzall | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #14 | tailbone shield | 5 |
| #5 | talisman of Seshat | 1 |
| 🥈 | talking spade | 1 |
| #72 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 7 |
| #44 | tarnished bottlecap | 100 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #424 | teddy borg | 23 |
| #25 | temperance whiskey | 11 |
| #10 | tempura green and red bean | 11 |
| #4 | terra cotta tambourine | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta tie tack | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta tongs | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta train | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta trousers | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta truss | 1 |
| #33 | terra panna cotta | 1 |
| #25 | the Archwizard's briefs | 1 |
| #20 | the Ley Incursion's waist | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #226 | thermos of brew | 2 |
| #123 | thick walrus blubber | 11 |
| #11 | thicksilver ring | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #8 | throwing bone | 74 |
| #10 | throwing candy | 229 |
| #297 | throwing wrench | 11 |
| #13 | ticksilver ring | 1 |
| #109 | tie-dyed fannypack | 1 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| #12 | time shuriken | 4 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #16 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
| #188 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 6 |
| #10 | tin drum | 1 |
| #10 | tin foil | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #7 | tin tam | 1 |
| #100 | tiny black hole | 1 |
| #120 | tiny bomb | 11 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #186 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #1512 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #956 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #540 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #218 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 7 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2293 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #267 | tiny slimy cyst | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #141 | tofurkey gravy | 52 |
| #149 | tofurkey leg | 51 |
| #37 | tofurkey nugget | 8 |
| #599 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #6 | tonguebone | 9 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #341 | toothbrush | 2 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #175 | top | 23 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #37 | torquoise ring | 1 |
| #87 | tourmalime | 71 |
| #46 | tourmalime tourniquet | 2 |
| #13 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #24 | toy Crimbot mega face | 2 |
| #24 | toy Crimbot power glove | 2 |
| #21 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 2 |
| #21 | toy Crimbot super fist | 2 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #334 | toy deathbot | 3 |
| #1590 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #976 | toy jet pack | 6 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #38 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 23 |
| #269 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #216 | transparent nog | 2 |
| #25 | transparent pants | 3 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1887 | tree-eating kite | 7 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #16 | trench coat | 1 |
| #5 | trench lighter | 1 |
| #202 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 6 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #111 | trilobite fossil | 53 |
| #28 | triple barreled barrel gun | 1 |
| #253 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #32 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 9 |
| #133 | tube sock | 4 |
| #343 | twitching claw | 12 |
| #25 | twitching space egg | 1 |
| #29 | twitching time capsule | 25 |
| #482 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #191 | unfinished fruitcake | 2 |
| #177 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
| #76 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #49 | unidentified drink | 128 |
| #94 | unquiet spirits | 20 |
| #40 | unsanitized scalpel | 10 |
| #231 | unstable DNA | 219 |
| #586 | unstable laser battery | 59 |
| #45 | unused soap | 69 |
| #128 | unused walkie-talkie | 6 |
| 🥈 | unwound mechanical songbird | 1 |
| #1051 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 7 |
| #47 | vampire pearl earring | 1 |
| #44 | vampire pearl necklace | 1 |
| #45 | vampire pearl ring | 1 |
| #35 | vampire pellet | 11 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #28 | vengeful spirit | 2 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| 🥇 | very overdue library book | 1,805 |
| #67 | vial of blood simple syrup | 1 |
| #21 | vial of hot blood | 4 |
| #2066 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #308 | vinegar | 125 |
| #60 | violent pastilles | 1 |
| #47 | viral DNA | 80 |
| #39 | virgin jello shot | 1 |
| #506 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 12 |
| #566 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #45 | voodoo snuff | 32 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #225 | wad of cotton | 14 |
| #217 | wad of slimy rags | 1 |
| #38 | waders | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #266 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #188 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #95 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 74 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #78 | warbear badge | 2 |
| #53 | warbear battery | 43 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #111 | warbear bearserker mead | 4 |
| #252 | warbear bearserker potion | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear black box | 1 |
| #170 | warbear blizzard mead | 1 |
| #151 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 4 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #142 | warbear drone assembler | 4 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #228 | warbear empathy chip | 2 |
| #199 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #188 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #190 | warbear feasting mead | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #210 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #11 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #76 | warbear gyrocopter | 11 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #87 | warbear helm fragment | 74 |
| #7 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #192 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #14 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 69 |
| #168 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #179 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #273 | warbear liquid overcoat | 1 |
| #9 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #435 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #53 | warbear officer requisition box | 16 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #422 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #106 | warbear requisition box | 56 |
| #33 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 25 |
| #431 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #163 | warbear soda machine assembler | 3 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #12 | warbear superpotion | 59 |
| #156 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 1 |
| #90 | warbear trouser fragment | 74 |
| #272 | warbear wardance potion | 1 |
| #134 | warbear warrior bread | 1 |
| #13 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #33 | warbear whosit | 6,492 |
| #31 | warehouse key | 23 |
| #26 | warm fur | 3 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #179 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #70 | waterlogged cloth | 20 |
| #39 | waterlogged crate | 9 |
| #71 | waterlogged leather | 19 |
| #65 | waterlogged metal | 18 |
| #72 | waterlogged stuffing | 17 |
| #29 | waterlogged wood | 15 |
| #14 | wax banana | 3 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #42 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| 🥉 | weedy skirt | 6 |
| #7 | western-style skinning knife | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #23 | whisker pencil | 211 |
| #75 | whiskey in a broken glass | 42 |
| #13 | white Dreadsylvanian | 1 |
| #24 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #60 | white money bag | 11 |
| #43 | white tulip | 12 |
| #9 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicksilver ring | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #203 | wind-up meatcar | 58 |
| #47 | wings of fire | 2 |
| #58 | witch hat | 11 |
| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | wolf whistle | 1 |
| #386 | wolfman mask | 16 |
| #46 | wolfskull mask | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #46 | wool sock | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #52 | worksite credentials | 1 |
| #74 | worst candy | 1 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #5 | wrapping paper | 1 |
| #229 | wreath of laurels | 3 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #39 | wriggling severed nose | 4 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #12 | wrought-iron waders | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |
| #11 | wrought-iron widget | 1 |
| #13 | wrought-iron wig | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron winch crank | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair whip | 2 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #50 | yam candy | 5 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #168 | yellow gummi ingot | 200 |
| #212 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 12 |
| #510 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #177 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 12 |
| #191 | yellow striped oyster egg | 12 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1055 | yo-yo | 17 |
| #20 | yule gruel | 1,234 |
| #51 | yule pup | 3 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |
| #78 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |
| #20 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |
| #29 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |
| #126 | zombie pineal gland | 28 |